#chinese running man

[thepersonperson]

Gojo, running on 3 hours of sleep and self-medicating with RCE and sugar: So you know the other day the higher ups had me running around Miyagi, which contains the hometown of Ishinomori Shotaro, the guy that created one of my favorite mangas and TV series—Kamen Rider, who died from heart failure at age 60 after publishing over 128,000 pages across 770 titles across 500 volumes and I started wondering if I should just kill them on the spot.

Sukuna, completely smitten: I shall make our rings from their scapulas and grow hydrangeas in their chests.

[wakingstarstuff]

I need people to understand that Musk destroying Twitter by going after its usability is a deliberate and insidious choice

He doesn’t care that he’s gonna lose $44billion because the tool he’s systematically tearing apart each day was the tool used by journalists, lawyers, academics, doctors, scientists, activists and so many more valuable experts to disseminate vital information and it was being used to organize people, speak truth to power, and to fight authoritarian despots wherever it was accessible. Ffs search and rescue operations esp after natural disasters for YEARS relied on Twitter to determine where their help was needed most and which areas were in need of what resources.

Elon is a moron and don’t get me wrong I love laughing at his expense too but it’s so clear to me that while he’s certainly no evil mastermind he’s definitely making very deliberate choices right now.

When Twitter dies, those experts will probably move on to different apps. They’ll be scattered and you won’t follow everyone to 17 different apps. That’s the point of this takeover and rebranding and Twitter blue and dm limits. He wants to drive out users, get rid of features which enable people to organize and campaign. He wants people to question each others credibility. He’s gonna make back that $44 billion. Didn’t his net worth quadruple during the fucking pandemic?? He’ll continue to be hero worshipped by his cult of blue-check zombies and one of the greatest (albeit riddled w it’s own brand of flaws and issues) tools of communication will die a slow, painful, and embarrassing death. Not w a bang but w a whimper.

[puppetsoftomorrow]

i think it is silly they pretended no one would notice when it was diggle in the arrow suit, given it Barely covers olivers face, but i also think they could have leaned into it, hired a load of different people to be seen in the arrow suit

so cops and criminals and civilians are in a bar like yeah bro i saw the arrow it was a white guy! and his buddy is like no way i saw him and it was a black guy? and the next guy is like i saw him and he was an old chinese man? and the next guy is like no way. i definitly saw a morrocan woman under that hood. and the next guy is like no way -

[polyamoryprincess]

things I don’t give a shit about: a bunch of chucklefucks at the top who want money and power who think they’re the representative of an entire country

things I give a shit about: as many people as possible being able to live as safely, comfortably, and happily as is possible.

[running-man-animation-miscellany]

The Running Men in traditional attire look so awesome!

[emeraldgreaves]

turns out meeting people you work with is really good for making you hate job things a little bit less

[sentofight]

ooc. it's admirable that despite cxs being into many people's lives--whether happy ending or bad ending, he still keeps his mentality in check?? kind of?? like he tries to tbh. bro got wicked nightmares of all the people he couldn't save when he goes into the pictures but when he wakes up he's like " 'aight. a new day, let's do our best today!" like how fucked up was when he had to be the basketball guy, chen xiao, and see, well feel the life leaves his mother who is protecting him under the rubble??? thats so traumatic man. you know you could save people but you cannot do that because you can fuck time and space and all that. and u have lu guang yelling in your brain to leave the past and the future alone slfksdfkjsdlkjfsk ffffaaak. xiaoshi is constantly battling his inner strong justice, and the need to help people vs keeping the past/future intact. he tried it once and he fucked the life of Emma. if he hadn't sent the message who knows what could've happened--she might be still alive. it eats him from inside that he tried to do something nice for her and it backfired so badly ended up a target for the serial killer. cxs does his best to heal himself so he can be of use to others but eventually that will break him to pieces and thats why lu guang is always like a hawk..bat...idk from the shadows trying to make sure he does not cause a big mistake and break himself. techincally... ahem mister lu guang did the 'do like what i say, not like what i do' statement and went back in time to save cxs. haha.. idiots. cxs is like an adorable colored glass, so fragile but it can cut you nonetheless. puppy energy but if got pushed to the edge he is a hound ready to tear you apart (exaggeration lol) but still he will aim to hurt. lays on the ground...s3 when? it's unclear how many times did lu guang 'save' xiaoshi because lets be honest, that wild doggy is ready to jump in the line of fire for his friends ..*insert exhibit A*

[innocentartery]

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[armandsdivorcelawyer]

Damn monolids run in this family heavy

[im-nearly-30]

Have you seen the Asian guy in the Blue Suit and Gold shoes running really fast?

If you're like me you're almost 30 and before you go to bed you lie awake for about 30 to 45 minutes in bed scrolling instagram watching re-uploaded tiktok videos.

I can't remember the first time I came across the 'Vintage King' videos but it was before they even introduced the 'Red Prince' (his brother).

These videos were wild and I would scream anytime I found a new one immediately sharing it with my one friend (and he is actually 30).

If you haven't had the great fortune of stumbling across any of these videos it usually goes like this:

A young man going his way through his life is met with an unfair and unjust situation. He turns tail and bolts, tears streaming down his face.

The pain and hurt is too much and he must change, he must TRANSITION!

As he sprints across the road with magnificent speed a bright flash signals his change, just in time with the beat drop. He is no longer the crying and sad boy, he now a MAN wearing a bright royal blue suit and golden vintage shoes. He swiftly passes the camera and looks back with a smugness as we get a view of the full buttocks on display.

You get the gist of it. Usually all of the videos follow the same format of Cheng having some sort of difficulty and then running away crying and then returning stronger than ever wearing a blue suit, gold shoes and pillow tucked into his pants.

Pi has now been added to the saga as the Red Prince as his main antagonist and the Blue King is too overpowered to be taking on normals anymore.

I'm honestly fascinated and a little obsessed with this strange series, it feels like a fever dream. Anytime I run across one I head straight to the comments because I know I've found my people. The people who speak English and are glimpsing into the "Wild Wild East" of foreign-made videos for social media.

For months my one friend (who is actually 30) and I would talk about these strange videos. We would have brief respite from time to time as our algorithms were inundated with various trends - like the Long nose dog who will do it for me, or Chestnuts roasting on an open Fye - but we would always return to the normal daily dose of "The Cheng & Pi Vintage Brothers".

Usually I would be okay with just that but lately I've been thinking about even when I'm not on instagram. I would be in my morning Teams meetinfs thinking about the man in the blue suit running so fast in these golden shoes. What is he running from? What is he running to? Is he a good guy? Or is he a bad guy?

Spurred by these nonsensical questions I fired up the old Google Chrome and just started looking for "running chinese man in blue suit" and I did manage to come across a lead -

mr.chen_handsome

The Ultimate Vintage King himself (self pro-claimed No.1 handsome boy).

Where does he fit into this? I don't know but he does have the OG cast (Blue & Red) on his actual TikTok.

I must continue my research and find out more, I must know who the Blue King and the Red Prince are!

Much Love,

You're almost 30 year old friend.

[red-red-spout]

25 years ago an unknown Chinese protester stood in front of a tank in defiance of the government. No one knows the identity of the man but he was given the nick name “Tank Man”. This is one of the most iconic photographs of the century.

[aideshou]

Woke up to this meme sent to me made by AA and he included AAA….

Do I even want to know?

[kdram-chjh]

Cdrama: Princess Deformation Meter (2024)

【一口气看全集】刁蛮公主下乡改造，倒追高冷贴身护卫！《公主变形记 The Princess Has An Idea》

Watch this video on Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpSnLOvbRNg

[the-acid-pear]

The funniest even in L.L.'s life to this date is all the way back in japan when they straight up missed their lover fighting to the death (and winning) against one of their good pals because they spent the whole day just having gay sex w their main babygirl. Truly their best era.

[heavenbarnes]

just seen madame web and that wasn’t thaaaat bad

[limelocked]

I have a playlist on YouTube for osp videos that I’ll have in the background to fall asleep to but I swear to god every time I listen to the intro of the Robin Hood video I fucking Die

Capitalism isn’t the rich hoarding wealth, capitalism also isn’t old to my knowledge, the Dutch invented it and it just so happened to be better than the system at the time what with the countries only ever wanting to sell finished goods rather than raw resources and the gold standard stifling large international trade and substantial domestic trade because money had Value because the metal it was made of was inherently valuable rather than what we have now where the value of money is like betting on horses

Capitalism to my knowledge is based entirely upon the market casino system of the stock exchange and that shit is all Dutch somewhere in the 1600-1700s

ℹ️ this user is sleepy and might be incorrect