#chinese fanfictions

[cnfanficsblog]

random tumblr blog for chinese fanfics

So this is because I have read so many chinese fanfics that I have decided to make a tumblr about it?

Why you ask because fanfiction has it's own separate category in chinese writing platforms and they have tons of stuff from Harry Potter to Jujutsu Kaisen to Conan and even to Historical Fanfiction.

I actually like a ton of these chinese fanfictions because some fanfiction of certain fandoms have the tendency to crossover with other media (I am looking at you Bungou Stray Kids & JJK Fanfics) and also they have tons of fanfiction that is centric to an original character in a specific world setting.

So cheers to those fanfics!

But I do have to mention a disclaimer in that a lot of chinese fanfiction are actually monetized. Idk if it is just because they are not worried about the lawsuit because the authors are in another country? But yeah. I mean I myself is pirating these fanfiction anyway hahaha

[tempo-takoyaki]

"It would be my pleasure to give you a proper tour and introduce you to everyone."

Here is my full illustration for @svsssbigbang for the fanfiction Night at Cang Qiong Museum by @adventure-waffles! An incredible Night at the Museum x Scum Villain AU! Don't hesitate to also check out the other two artists incredible pieces for this fanfiction: dustmeadowx and qiye!

And since I know that tumblr tends to destroy the quality of my illustrations, here are some close-ups under the cut:

[nightblackowlbat]

Accidental Arranged Marriage AU (v1)

After a reveal gone... weird, the Fentons believe Danny is dead and haunting them and is in denial when he claims to be half alive. They mourn him, and maybe even blame themselves and their research for causing him to become a ghost rather than dying properly.

But he is still their son, and they can't bear to hurt him, so they instead turn to superstitions and traditions from other cultures to try to get him to "move on" or "appease his restless spirit" or "put him at rest."

(Danny is actually eating better than ever now that his parents are regularly leaving out offerings of food at his altar.)

Eventually they come across the ancient Chinese practice of ghost marriage and decide to give it a shot. Maybe Dann-o can't move on because he died single, right? According to their research, ghosts would sometimes appear in their family's dream to tell them which other deceased person they want to marry, so Jack and Maddie hold a seance to consult their dead son.

(you could've just asked, y'know. You don't have to light candles and incense every time you try to talk to me.)

Danny, by this point is exasperated by his parents' failed and increasingly ridiculous attempts, decides to play along and says he wants to marry the Dead Robin.

He didn't expect this to be the time his parents' hairbrained plans actually sorta works.

Anyway, now Danny has to find the poor ghost he accidentally married so that they can get a ghost divorce. Well, guess his parents are getting rid of him after all, because looks like he's going to Gotham.

Now if only the Bats would stop looking at him so weird whenever he says he needs find the dead Robin so that they can annul their marriage.

"Red Hood, what did you do!?!"

"Fuck off! I swear I've never met this guy in my life!"

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[journeytothewestresearch]

A Catalog of the Monkey King’s Magic Powers and Skills

I am happy to announce that I've finished my 177-page catalog of Sun Wukong's powers from all 100 chapters of Journey to the West. Fans of Lego Monkie Kid and Black Myth: Wukong, fanfiction writers, and artists will certainly find it useful.

[lovemomhatepolice]

as a boyfriend - oscar piastri

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pairing: oscar piastri x fem!reader

warnings: established relationship, mention of sex, slightly suggestive, English is my second language!

summary: how is he acting as your boyfriend?

more content: formula 1 masterlist, oscar piastri masterlist, latest oscar one-shot ,as a boyfriend - lando norris, as a boyfriend - max verstappen, as a boyfriend - charles leclerc

boyfriend!oscar who insists he’s “not a jealous guy” but side-eyes every man who so much as looks at you for too long, then plays it off like he wasn’t paying attention at all.

boyfriend!oscar who sets an alarm earlier than he needs to, just so he can spend a few extra minutes in bed with you before starting his day.

boyfriend!oscar who gets shy when you kiss his cheek in public but never pulls away—just fights off a smile, trying to act like his heart isn’t racing.

boyfriend!oscar who from the beginning of your acquaintance at every step wanted to prove to you that he was not grumpy, because everyone laughed at him and said that he was like that and would not find a girlfriend

boyfriend!oscar who whispers the filthiest things in the most casual tone, just to watch you squirm—“You like being in charge, huh? That’s cute.” [nswf]

boyfriend!oscar who always absentmindedly reaches for your hand in crowded places, lacing his fingers through yours without even thinking about it.

boyfriend!oscar who himself does not know how you came to have such a good relationship with his sisters and parents, especially his mother, who already treats you like a daughter-in-law and, when you are together at his parents' house, pays more attention to you than to him

boyfriend!oscar who rarely raises his voice, so when he does, it makes your chest tighten—his words sharp, his jaw clenched, his usual patience stretched thin.

boyfriend!oscar who always immediately apologises to you all day long, unable to accept that he has raised his voice (this has happened to him at most twice in his life but he continues to suffer it)

boyfriend!oscar who doesn’t push you to talk when you don’t want to, just sits beside you in comfortable silence, offering quiet reassurance with his presence.

boyfriend!oscar who always tries to be subdued and not reveal his emotions, but as soon as you look at him, he knows he will tell you everything

boyfriend!oscar who supports you in everything, even if he doesn’t fully understand it—nodding seriously while you explain something random because he wants to listen

boyfriend!oscar who casually mentions things like, “When we get our own place,” or “One day, when we have kids,” like it’s the most natural thing in the world.

boyfriend!oscar who sighs dramatically whenever you say you want just one bite of his food, but still hands over half his plate anyway

boyfriend!oscar who once visited you and ran away from ordinary bees, as if he didn't live in Australia and didn't see 5 times bigger insects or spiders there on a daily basis

boyfriend!oscar who texts you things like “landed safely” or “don’t forget to eat” even when you’re not expecting it, because he just thinks about you all the time.

boyfriend!oscar who sends you funny memes or goofy animals that remind him of you. he also often finds himself sending something with the signature ‘us’

boyfriend!oscar who pretends to be all patient, but the second you tease him, his voice drops as he murmurs, “You have no idea what you just started, sweetheart.” [nswf]

boyfriend!oscar who loves the sound of his name falling from your lips, whispering, “Say it again.” just to hear you unravel. [nswf]

boyfriend!oscar who always, but ALWAYS chooses you and only you. he mentions you in every possible interview, in every Mclaren Youtube video, conversation with other drivers or his family

A/N: please do not copy and translate my works! in case of any issues related to this - I invite you to discuss privately :)

again a short one, but i hope that you're like it! your feedback is always welcomed <3

[toodle3316]

Oh well they have no shame

[cashiedoodles]

Shuggy in hanfus

[f0point5]

Lights, camera, bitch, smile

Part 18 of the Lando Norris x fakegirlfriend!reader social media au

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A/N: The way the plot has changed no less than 4 times this weekend 😂 thanks Lando for this emotional rollercoaster. Thank you also to the person who said Lando and Y/N were giving Alchemy vibes, you inspired me a lil. I hope you like this part. If you don’t you can blame Lando. 🫶

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do you ever do research for your fanfic and then realise if anyone ever saw your search history that you'd be either arrested or thrown into a mental health hospital?

[it-happened-one-fic]

Bridal Visions: Photoshoot #2 - Liyue Bridal - Tests

Summary: You weren’t quite sure what you would’ve expected from modeling traditionally-styled bridal clothes with Zhongli, but you really should’ve been prepared for a slew of fun facts about wedding traditions. But even then you wouldn’t have been prepared for the test of will that was seeing Zhongli in a groom's outfit standing next to you while you wore a bride’s clothes.

Type: Female reader/ 800 Followers Event/ series/ sfw/ fluff/ flirtation

Bridal Visions Series Masterlist

Word Count: 1438

I shifted slightly where I stood next to Zhongli, and it was honestly strange to see the man, who was usually dressed from head to toe in shades of brown, gold and black, in a brilliant red color. Though the gold accents were still present.

But then, I had been told that the woman who’d designed the bridal clothes we were currently modeling had designed them with each of the countries' traditions in mind. And, as Zhongli had confirmed, red was a traditional wedding color for Liyue, and these outfits matched that tradition with their brilliant crimson hue that was paired with shiny gold embroidery to make for an incredibly flashy look.

I could only imagine how long it took to complete just one sleeve of my outfit’s jacket, let alone all of it with all of the embroidery, though.

The designer, Chiori, stood next to a young photographer with their heads bent towards one another as the two of them discussed what pose to try next.

Me and Zhongli had already been seated for one image, and then we’d tried it with me sitting and him standing, and now we were apparently going to do one with both of us standing. But, I supposed it would have been ridiculous to even hope that we’d settle on a good image with the first picture.

I glanced down at the paper fan in my hands, idly wondering if it had been purchased from Liyue or made precisely for this photoshoot. At this point, neither option would really surprise me. 

It seemed that Chiori had missed nothing in her preparations for this photoshoot.

And, at the very least, I wasn’t bored while waiting for our next pose to be decided. After all, I had Zhongli to keep a steady stream of both conversation and fun facts flowing.

“One common tradition was that the groom would have to go through a series of tests, or overcome certain barriers, before being allowed to see the bride’s face. Many couples still do this today,” I smiled at both Zhongli's words and his amused expression as I eyed him.

The thought of Zhongli being tested before he could see someone’s face was oddly amusing, though, since I honestly couldn’t think of anything that might be difficult for the man. Save for perhaps having to eat certain types of seafood.

“What were the tests like?” I shifted, looking his way as I spoke so that I could better watch him. And, as expected, he looked perfectly amused by the mere thoughts of the tests the groom might have to undergo to prove his worth.

He hummed at my question, glancing my way with a smile before tilting his head, “It is my understanding that they vary based on what the bride’s attendants and family think will be most difficult or amusing.”

 I almost snorted at the humor in his tone, shaking my head slightly and causing the golden ornaments in my hair to tinkle like tiny bells, “So for you it would be something like eating eel?” 

I grinned at him as I spoke. Watching as a frown crossed his face as he met my gaze, “Only you could think of something so cruel.” 

I snickered at his pout before shaking my head again and lightly tapping his chest with the edge of my fan, “No. It should be properly difficult if you’re having to prove yourself. And anything else would be too easy for you.”

He smiled, his brows arching slightly at me as he pressed one hand to his chest, “You flatter me, but you almost make it sound like you would not wish to wed at all.”

I blinked, my eyes widening slightly at his teasing before I frowned at him. Opening my fan and hiding my pout behind it even as I peered at him over the edge of the paper, “Teasing behavior like that is why you should have to undergo such rigorous testing. It’ll be for the bride’s sake.”

He chuckled at my words before glancing over to where Chiori and the photographer were finishing up.

Chiori walked over, gesturing to me lightly as she spoke, “All of our photographs indicate that we have a shy bride, so we’re going to try leaning into that.”

I blinked at her words, utterly thrilled that I already had the fan covering part of my face, if only to hide my reaction.

But I could hardly help acting shy or embarrassed considering I was with Zhongli, of all people. The man was frustratingly charming even when he was simply dispensing some new fun fact. 

“So here’s what we’re going to do. You’re going to hold up your fan just like that, but you need to smile and look that way, away from him.” I obeyed her instructions, and she nodded approvingly before glancing at Zhongli.

But rather than speaking, Chiori just blinked at him for a moment before nodding, “Yes, that expression right there will do.”

The instant she spoke, I glanced back at Zhongli with a frown, whispering as she walked away from us, “What did you do?”

If anything, my suspicious tone merely further amused him, and he shook his head, “I smiled. I was thinking of how this pose would be fitting since brides are supposed to hide their face until the groom passes his tests.”

I blinked, my eyes widening slightly before a smile crossed my face, and I snorted slightly, “And you definitely haven’t passed any tests regarding eating eel.”

At my words, he inclined his head in agreement, an amused smile crossing his face that had me blinking and looking away from him as I awkwardly fluttered my fan. 

But it was just too unfair for him to be able to look that charming when I’d been the one teasing him.

I supposed he was just that good at leaning into his role of an amused groom who wanted to see his bride’s face. And, all at once, I wondered if anyone would ever be able to live up to Zhongli when it came to looking like a picture-perfect husband-to-be.

I could almost feel myself flush at the twisting path my brain had taken to considering Zhongli as a groom rather than just a close friend. Especially since I was definitely considering him as a groom standing next to me just like he was right now. And I could only assume I made some sort of face since the problematic man in question spoke up from beside me in a slightly hushed voice, “What is it?”

His tone wasn’t really one of concern, though. Rather, it was one filled with subtly restrained amusement. Almost like he knew exactly what I was thinking.

I staunchly avoided eye contact, ignoring the slightly giddy smile that wove its way across my face as I looked away from where he leaned slightly towards me, obviously curious about my expression, “Nothing. We’re supposed to be posing anyway.”

No sooner than I’d finished speaking than I heard the camera click and the flash went off. Immediately capturing this moment in time.

Both Zhongli and I twisted over at the same time. Looking towards both Chiori and the photographer, who each had their eyes locked onto the screen of the camera. But even then I could clearly see the smile that spread across Chiori’s face as she nodded approvingly, “Perfect.”

She looked back up at us, her smile disappearing as she took on a more businesslike tone, “Okay, we’ve got what we need. Thank you. I’ll send your payment through the Adventurer’s Guild, so after you change, you’re free to go.”

We both nodded, and I lowered my fan, exhaling a breath I hadn’t known I’d been holding before I glanced over at Zhongli, who was smiling in an oddly pleased manner, “I understand that Fontaine has a great number of culinary delights. Since we are here, we should try some.” 

I felt myself grin at his words, wholly unsurprised by Zhongli’s perpetual need to try food and no doubt critique it.

I tilted my head at him leaning towards him playfully even as I turned to go get changed, “Do you reckon they’ll have eel available?”

His expression flickered, a frown briefly appearing before his expression shifted once more to something more smug, “Even if they do, I’ll have no need of it. After all, I have already seen your face.”

I giggled lightly at his tone, ignoring his pleased expression as I turned and walked away. Determined not to keep picturing Zhongli as the perfect groom he most definitely would be.

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[rocketqueen1989x]

I wanna lay on him

[axlsyndrome]

alright who scolded him??? he looks so scared

[passions-and-pupils]

Do you think Sun Wukong burned spirit money for Macaque?

Do you think he ever did it for him during the journey?

Do you think he buried Macaques body with offerings and spirit objects?

Do you think he set up a small funeral or did he do it alone in shame?

Do you think he had a shrine up somewhere where he lit incense and candles for his fallen brother?

Do you think he tore it down after Macaque came back, cursing himself for being dumb enough to grieve someone he hated?

Do you think it’s still there, in some dark room, left untouched for centuries?

[lovemomhatepolice]

hi ibiza - lando norris [serie]

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pairing: lando norris x fem! reader

warnings: not everything that is here is true, alcohol, 2022 Lando, Lando's photos are from different periods and places, THIS BELONGS TO THE RELATIONSHIP SERIES - BUT IT CAN BE READ COMPLETELY SEPARATELY, a bit recognizable!reader, mention of Amy and Lucia - the main character's cousins, English is my second language!

belonging: lando norris relationship serie

summary: the Ibiza vacation took a different turn, but it's time to post some photos

more content: formula 1 masterlist, lando norris first meeting

[7th june 2022]

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↳ user823482 replied to the story: LANDO PLEASE MARRY ME 😘😘

↳ user12315 replied to the story: WHERE'S LUISA?????

↳ carlossainz55 replied to the story: you don't look like this bird you look like you're gonna crash 😅 landonorris: let me be a dreamer 🤬🤬🤬 carlossainz55: never come back, work is waiting you muppet message liked by landonorris

↳ adam_norris_pure_electric replied to the story: Mom said it's not safe. landonorris: i'm f1 driver, chill 😉 adam_norris_pure_electric: She's definitely not chill. But have fun boys :D landonorris: thanks dad ♥

↳ cisca_wauman replied to the story: LANDO NORRIS IT'S NOT SAFE! landonorris: hi mom :D that was fake, i am safe, believe me i love you so much ❤️ cisca_wauman: Just don't break yourself, please :) Tell the same to Oliver. I love you boys ♥♥♥

↳ landofan1 replied to the story: OMG YOUR BACK LOOK AMAZING smash me 💓🩵💓💞💞🧡❤️‍🔥🧡❤️‍🔥💞❤️

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↳ tatipilao replied to the story: Por favor, tenha cuidado (Please be careful) pietra.pilao: Estaremos! Eu te amo (We will! I love you)

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↳ alisaaavra replied to the story: I wish I was there with you! :( pietra.pilao: next time baby, i hope so :(

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[8th june 2022]

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↳ user975 replied to the story: LANDO WHAT'S WRONG AHAHAH

↳ user123143 replied to the story: oh no our baby's so wasted

↳ landoswife replied to the story: HOW HOT HE LOOKS

↳ adam_norris_pure_electric replied to the story: Jesus, my son. maxfewtrell: i got him undewr coentol, Mister Norris adam_norris_pure_electric: Oh, I see 😂😂😂🤣🤣

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↳ user716r replied to the story: can't wait!! 🔥🔥

↳ user716r replied to the story: Will Lando be with you? Will Lando be with you? Will Lando be with you?

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f1gossip: 08.06.2022; Lando Norris seen at the Hi Ibiza club, where he is accompanied by DJ Martin Garrix, former driver Max Fewtrell, brother Oliver Norris and other close friends. Lando seems to be having a great time, and his girlfriend Luisinha Oliveira (Portuguese model) is not around - we can conclude from this that the relationship published by the ex-couple turned out to be true and they do not intend to get back together. Norris is having a great time drunk behind the DJ booth, inviting people from the club to join him.

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user7828: he's not drunk, stop sharing lies

user71624: his friend Max Fewtrell seen near the little influencer from Portugal - Pietra Pilao! Some time ago, their connection was supposed when they were seen exchanging likes on Instagram

landoswife444: LOOK AT HOW HE'S HAPPY

leclercleclerc: it was obvious that the girl would eventually leave him. he is too childish ➝ username123: look at your charles :)

landos99: oh he's so drunk but he's also so cute ♥

papayasgirl14: don't write anything about Luisa, give them privacy ❤️

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↳ arthur1995 replied to the story: Oh, so this is where you disappeared? ;) yoursfriendusername: Yeah, let's meet later

↳ ilovemargharitas replied to the story: HOW DID YOU GET THERE I AM LOST HELP 🤬🤬🤬🤬 yoursfriendusername: Tell the security that Martin allows it and they will let you in from the side to the DJ booth. ilovemargharitas: OKAY I TRUST YOU ❤️❤️❤️❤️

↳ yourmomsusername replied to the story: Oh my god, how did my daughter end up in the DJ booth? 🧐 yoursfriendusername: LONG STORY, WE'LL TELL YOU IN THE MORNING, WE LOVE YOU! WE FOUND A BOYFRIEND FOR [Y.N] message liked by yourmomsusername

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↳ cisca_wauman replied to the story: MY PRETTY SON! HAVE FUN landonorris: i love you mom ♥ having time of my life

↳ danielricciardo replied to the story: LANDOOOOOOO, YOU'RE DRUNK??? landonorris: little bit 😝 danielricciardo: good job, im proud of you. have fun mate

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[09.06.2022]

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yourusername: happy birthday to me 🤍

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pietra.pilao: IM GONNA KILL YOU 🤬 [comment liked by the author] ➝ yourusername: no, you're not😝😝😝

username182726: BEAUTIFUL!! 💓

username162: happy birthday [Y.N]!! ❣️

ilovemargharitas: hey, I wasn't there when you took this photo 🧐🧐 ➝ pietra.pilao: and we still don't know where you were [comment liked by the author]

landosgirl145: THIS IS THE GIRL THAT LANDO TOOK TO BE A DJ

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↳ landonorris replied: ? maxfewtrell: are you stupid or what landonorris: why are you sending me this and why aren't you sleeping? it's 5 am and you're drunk maxfewtrell: I found your girl from the club landonorris: well, i already found her 😚 or she found me? doesn't matter maxfewtrell: and? invite her to Ushuaia landonorris: I won't do your dirty work because you're afraid to ask Pietra out. by the way, I'm not looking for a girlfriend. I'm fresh out of a breakup maxfewtrell: Okay Mr. Grumpy, I wanted to help you. Fuck you. landonorris: okay, goodnight

maxfewtrell: And for your information, they will be in Ushuaia tomorrow landonorris: THEY WILL BE? maxfewtrell: fuck off, i hate you

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pietra.pilao: georgeous georgeous!! 🥰

yourusername: such a funny place [comment liked by the author, pietra.pilao, tombale46, maxfewtrell]

tombale46: my back looks good

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maxfewtrell: Ibiza, you are great with great people

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pietra.pilao: so true!! 🥰 [comment liked by the author]

landonorris: why do you have a Brazilian flag???????? ➝ maxfewtrell: to be honest, i still hate you [comment liked by landonorris]

landosfan15r53: LOVE YOU HAVE SO MUCH FUN

user9375t326: max's not single now?? ➝ landonorris: no ➝ maxfewtrell: shut your mouth for a minute

martingarrix: so much fun with you, bro! 😎 [comment liked by the author]

cisca_wauman: My pretty boys! 😘😘 [comment liked by the author]

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olivernorris1: Wonderful time with wonderful people :D

savnorris: great time ♥ [comment liked by the author]

adam_norris_pure_electric: Nice sons! [comment liked by the author]

landonorris: nice one oli

user1874: lando's glowing!!!!

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↳ yoursmomusername replied to the story: My pretty daughter!! But why are you so naked? 😳😳 yourusername: mom it's swim suit! yoursmomusername: Just joking ahahahah Your friend wrote me that she found you a boyfriend. Some Spanish guy????? yourusername: WHAT

↳ landonorris liked the story ↳ landonorris replied to the story: on bike after such an party? I applaud you for not having a hangover yourusername: ahahah, of course not, old photo but I appreciate landonorris: Oh, I already thought that such an enduring one without a hangover. from party to even bigger party yourusername: unfortunately I don't have such superpowers 😭 are you going to Ushuaia today? I saw that Martin is DJ landonorris: yup we are going, but somehow later, how about you? yourusername: i'll tell the same landonorris: cool, in that case see you 😉 message liked by yourusername

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liked by: adam_norris_pure_electric, landonorris, savnorris and others lando.jpg: get lost in ibiza (and djing, maybe new career?)

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landonorris: yes lando, keep working! 😁😁 ➝ maxfewtrell: bro wtf ➝ adam_norris_pure_electric: Did the sun overheat him? ➝ maxfewtrell: i'm sure 100%

mclaren: We look forward to seeing you! 🧡

maxfewtrell: maybe no

flonorris1: next time you take me and Cisca with you ➝ lando.jpg: sure sis

ynsplayground: go for it [comment liked by author]

landosmclaren: DO IT!!! YOURE SO HOT WHEN YOU'RE DJ

carlossainz55: It's been a long time since you posted anything here, cabron ➝ lando.jpg: high time ➝ lando.jpg: next one will be about you

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[10.06.2022]

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ynsplayground: bullshit

ilovemargharitas: ME TOO [comment liked by author]

bob4: When are you going to visit Max, he misses you already? ➝ imnotthatshort: you idiot ➝ imnotthatshort: please block him

ynsplayground: what's wrong with me on the second photo tf

tomprivate: lando's right, Max misses you so much ➝ imnotthatshort: please block him too

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ynsplayground: believe me mum, we've been good

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amyprivate: I think I burned my palate ➝ ynsplayground: no wonder, you almost swallowed it ➝ amyprivate: detail

ppprivado: you look nice when you sleep ➝ ynsplayground: thanks, i guess?? ➝ ppprivado: it's such an compliment

bob4: YOU HAD FLARES AND NOBODY SAID ANYTHING FOR 2 DAYS ➝ ynsplayground: for your sake ➝ bob4: we were friends for two days, we are no longer ➝ ynsplayground: ey

ilovemargharitas: Too little of me in this photodump. I rate this content at 2

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landonorris: Nothing better then a day with friends. First time trying wakeboarding

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maxfewtrell: And never again

tombale46: I thought at least in the pictures I wouldn't be frightened haha

landinho12: good for you! i hope you have fun

carlosainz55: good that you're alive ➝ landonorris: what ➝ carlossainz55: what? it would be bad if you were dead ➝ landonorris: if I were not alive, I would be dead ➝ carlossainz55: good we understand eachother [comment liked by the author]

quadrant: Come back! We're missing you

user245: Lando, don’t forget you have a job in like two days 😭

user1352: If Lando’s happy, I’m happy 🧡

A/N: please do not copy and translate my works! in case of any issues related to this - I invite you to discuss privately :)

God, this is the second time I've done something like this - it came out terribly long, but I hope it's ok haha to see the whole thing I invite you to go to the first chapter!

[shadowuserannie]

playing a notes game for motivation. to write my Nezha older brother to MK AU for Chinese/Lunar New Year. :D

Context; I celebrate Chinese/Lunar New Year. I want to write/kick crying out into the world my Nezha older brother to MK AU on AO3 for the occasion, which is as said. It's an AU in which Tang and Pigsy pray to the protector deity of children, after finding a random child left on the doorstep. Nezha hears the prayer and, throughout the years, finds he cannot leave MK alone and accidentally becomes something of an older brother figure.

This was previously named Accidental Brother-Sorry Babysitter-Acquisition, which when I came to my senses has now been deleted and changed to...idk actually but I can have fun with it--

anyway go check out the teasers still under that name on here. Just search #accidental brother sorry babysitter acquisition au on my blog ig?

Edit; for teaser one and teaser two

Hey so how are you doing? mentally and physically? Is there anything affecting you rn? And if you don't want to say publicly, my DMs/anon asks are open if you want to vent.

what's the weather? It's raining constantly for me here, thanks to monsoon season.

(limit to 5 notes per user)

10 notes; prologue/chapter one (Nezha first meets MK)

20 notes; chapter two (Nezha helps MK home when he gets lost)

30 notes; chapter 3 (Nezha beats up a full child trafficking ring)

40 notes; chapter 4 (Nezha starts actually babysitting and Pigsy begins the process of mental adoption)

60 notes; chapter 5 (MK starting school and the trials and tribulations and Tang signing Nezha up for a rollerskating competition.)

80 notes; chapter 6 (Wukong bugs Nezha into letting him meet the kid that he's gotten newly attached to, Nezha meets Mei and gains the heart attacks that come with it)

100 notes; chapter 7 (MK's crisis, realization he's trans, further troubles and Nezha kicking more ass as a result.)

120 notes; chapter 8 (MK and Mei and romance, and Nezha trying not to murder mandatory heterosexuality-obsessed idiots.)

140 notes; chapter 9 (MK graduates, Nezha gets guilt tripped by Red Son)

160 notes; chapter 10 (Nezha dodges canon like it's a speeding bullet, Lunar New Year slash Spider Queen slash Wukong finally doing the smart thing and telling at least one person, aka Nezha, about LBD's return.)

180 notes; chapter 11 (Nezha gets chewed out by Wukong for taking the full brunt of a self-destruct seal he made for the Samadhi Fire map himself, the reveal of godhood proper to Nezha's found family)

200 notes; chapter 12 (intermediary before diving into season 4.)

I'm not ending at season 4 beginning/end. There's more after that, I'm just physically incapable of that much cramming.

....now--

@cer-rata @crippling-pages @ohmygoly @kotlcpuppetshow @thelasttaleofthepari @telugu-girl-13 @solangelo-taylors-version @fantasygeek-134 @theaspengrove @sabrine-bree-the-bravery @emmlivia @floofeeeeee

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