#chile...anyways so

[evthesimmer]

[mywitchyblog]

Message to @alphaltrainreflection

First of all, bitch, where did I ever say anything about "eroticizing inferiority"? Like, be fucking for real. Show me the receipts. Because unless you’re reading between lines that don’t exist, nothing in my post said anything about power dynamics, submission, or “inferiority.” It sounds like you’re projecting some judgmental bullshit that I didn’t even invite into the conversation. So let’s start there—check yourself before you come into my space twisting my words to fit your weird little agenda.

Second of all, and I mean this with every ounce of sincerity, shut the fuck up. Genuinely, if you don’t like what you see, don’t interact. It’s that simple. Not everyone has to match your narrow idea of what shifting is “supposed” to be. Shifting isn’t some gated community where you get to play security guard and decide who’s allowed in. So do us all a favor, take that rigid-ass energy, and keep it to yourself, bitch.

Let’s be real for a second. You said, “sex freaks who insist on eroticizing inferiority are ruining shifting.” Bitch, nobody’s ruining anything—especially not me. All I said was that I want to get fucked. Plain and simple. If my desire to shift for a good time offends you, you’re free to move along. Shifting means different things to different people, and if sex is part of that, it’s totally valid. If I want to shift to a reality for some damn good dick, who the fuck are you to get all sanctimonious about it? Newsflash: your opinion on what’s “appropriate” doesn’t apply here, darling.

And let’s get one thing fucking clear, because clearly, you need this spelled out: even if someone did want to shift to a reality where they take on a more passive, submissive role, what of it? Why the fuck does that bother you so much? Some people spend their whole lives having to be strong, holding shit together, constantly defending themselves, and staying in control just to survive. Maybe, just maybe, they want to create a reality where they can finally let go, surrender, and trust someone who respects them and won’t take advantage of them. Imagine that—feeling safe enough to let down your guard and explore a side of yourself you don’t get to express in this life. For some people, that’s healing. For others, it’s fun. Either way, it’s their choice, not yours. So back the fuck off.

So let’s talk about this “ruining shifting” nonsense you pulled out of nowhere. Bitch, the only thing “ruining” anything is people like you, stomping into conversations uninvited and acting like you’re the gatekeeper of how others should experience their desires. You’re clinging to this imaginary rulebook about what’s “appropriate” for shifting as if that makes you morally superior, but all it does is make you look insecure, judgmental, and way too invested in other people’s business. Spoiler alert: nobody gives a fuck about your approval or needs it to validate their experience.

Here’s the truth, since you seem to need a wake-up call: shifting is deeply personal. It’s about self-determination and freedom, not conforming to some rigid-ass code of conduct set by random bitches on the internet. If someone wants to shift for spiritual growth, self-discovery, sexual exploration, or all of the above, that’s their fucking prerogative. Shaming them because it doesn’t align with your limited, vanilla-ass view of what’s “appropriate” is straight-up pathetic.

And by the way, bitch, sex is a natural, beautiful, and completely valid part of life. If I want to shift for sex, or if someone else wants to shift to feel cherished, adored, or, yes, even submissive, that’s nobody’s fucking business but ours. Maybe instead of trying to drag others down to your level of insecurity, you could take a hard look in the mirror and figure out why other people’s sexual autonomy bothers you so damn much. Because this isn’t about “ruining shifting”; it’s about you being uncomfortable with the idea of someone enjoying themselves in a way that’s different from what you deem acceptable. Maybe some self-reflection would do you some good.

To every other shifter out there who’s ever been made to feel guilty or “lesser” for shifting for your own reasons, listen up: you don’t owe anyone an explanation, and you don’t need anyone’s approval. Your DR, your fucking rules. If shifting for you is about finding love, intimacy, exploration, or yes, even some good dick, that’s your choice. Don’t let some insecure bitch shame you or make you feel like you’re somehow ruining the experience just because it doesn’t fit into their narrow little box. Shifting is about creating the life and reality you want to live—whatever the fuck that looks like for you.

So, here’s a suggestion: take your unsolicited, holier-than-thou attitude and keep it to yourself. If you can’t handle seeing people talk openly about their desires and goals for shifting, then bitch, scroll past and save yourself the outrage. Because at the end of the day, I’m not here to please you, and neither is anyone else. We’re here to live our best lives, however we see fit, and if that’s too much for you, the door’s right over there.

To everyone who’s out here shifting for what they want, keep going. Own your desires, own your reality, and don’t let anyone’s outdated judgment make you feel like you’re doing it wrong. Shifting is your journey, and if that includes exploring intimacy, vulnerability, or sexuality, you’re not alone. You’re valid, and your experience is just as real and important as anyone else’s.

Consider this your reminder that no one’s begging for your approval. I’ll be over here, unbothered, shifting for exactly what I want, and loving every fucking second of it. ✨

[wakandas]

it's kind of been his year...

prodigy

[cabeswaterdrowned]

unstoppable force (Adam’s canonical teacher kink) meets immovable object (Gansey being a professor’s soul in a teenagers body).

[kvtnisseverdeen]

THE HUNGER GAMES: THE BALLAD OF SONGBIRDS AND SNAKES (2023) dir. Francis Lawrence

[erodingsinner]

LOU FERRIGNO JR as COLTON | Dreamcatcher (2021)

[68spidey]

The first time he met his daughter, Minerva.

Wow I wonder if there's any important reason she's in a rainbow blanket and he's about to start sobbing, hmm hmm.

[mazojo]

Vanessa giving this speech she took straight out of her ass about how she is connecting with Mal because she is jealous her ex is going with Mal’s ex who she dislikes and the girl she was dating also picked Mal while Mal is out there like I’ve never seen this woman in my LIFE is the type of drama I expect from all reality tv from now on

[radiance1]

This au again but we shall have Sam aged down, like minor age here. Still got her castle an allat but DC and DP are one and the same here leggo.

Sam had HAD IT with the covens. She's so, so tired of most of them, they just, won't leave her alone.

What the hell does a girl have to do to get them off her trail? She moved her castle, once, twice, more than three times. THREE. TIMES!!! And all that seemed to do was make them want her MORE.

She moved her castle as a fuck you, but seemed to just throw them a carrot instead.

She is just, so tired of them and the worst thing about this is, she can't even force them away either. Sam is powerful, she knows that, moving a castle on a whim is a powerful feat of magic, and she (accidentally) made the goddamn philosopher's stone and it fused itself with her, thus giving her basically eternal life.

But she knows better than to fuck with entire covens when she hasn't even finished her studies yet as self-imposed as they were. There is probably a school for magic, she doesn't know if that actually exists, but she isn't going to one of those because, well, she doesn't have an invite to go but that's besides the point.

Case in point, Sam has the raw power, not so much the training and expertise where she can go against a full-blown coven yet and multiple at that. She also knows that them not inviting themselves in was due to basic courtesy and that just lets her move her castle to another area and the thing is, she doesn't know just how many times she can keep doing this before they just decide to break in the next time they find her castle.

She's lost quite a bit of sleep over this, she will admit.

She is glad that they were rather diplomatic in their approach rather than forcing her to comply at their earliest convenience. But all in all, she's just. So, so tired of being hunted down by covens because what? She's a fledgling witch that needs guidance or whatever?

Well, they aren't wrong but still.

She's met one of the coven leaders before, nice old lady. Didn't try forcing her to join, or even asked really, but just warned her about the other covens wanting her power for one reason or another and left as quick as she came.

Again, nice old woman.

So, Sam needs a magical... supervisor? Mentor? Whatever, just someone she could use to shield herself from the covens.

Her answer came in the most unexpected way, really.

Her next hiding spot was one Gotham City. Why? Because the city rife with crime would make just the greatest of hiding spots, really.

Can you tell she's running out of options?

It's gotten to a point that Sam would just, take the attention of Batman himself if that means she doesn't have to interact with the covens for one more day and boy did she get his attention.

Batman brought not just one, but two magic users. Zatanna and Constantine were their names, and Sam already finds herself eyeing up either of them to be her potential magical shield.

Now, how does she pop the question, is the question.

[ladyelainehilfur]

KACCHAKO NEXT TO EACH OTHER ON THE VERY LAST PANEL OF THE MANGA WE WON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🗣️💥🩷🧡

[mxwhore]

feliz 18 gente

[brawngp2009]

something something shovson fake boyfriend/college au kinda thing

After chatting with a group of girls for a minute, Jenson made his way back to the bar, where Shov was sipping his beer. He ordered one for Jenson too, and it was waiting for him on the bar top. Jenson walked up very close to Shov and kissed him on the cheek before grabbing his beer and taking two big gulps.

"You still owe me for the beer," he said, unfazed by the situation.

"Sure," Jenson chuckled nervously. "Actually, remember that time when I told you about that time when I told a bunch of girls in my class, who were hitting on me, that I have a boyfriend?"

"Obviously they don't think I..." Shov glanced at the group, who were occasionally looking in their general direction. "This can't be happening."

"It is happening," Jenson sighed, "I guess, congratulations! You are being promoted from my imaginary fake boyfriend to my actual fake boyfriend," he laughed, but not in a "this is fun!" way, more in a "please don't kill me!" way.

"Why me though?" Shov frowned.

"They saw us coming in together and connected the dots I think," Jenson answered, taking another sip of his beer.

"If you walked in with Bono or James, would you trap them like this too?" Shov asked. Jenson thought for a second, he actually was relieved that the girls thought that Shov was his fake boyfriend. He didn't have anything against his other friends, but he was not as casually touchy with James, and he thought it was not as believable if his fake boyfriend was shorter than him. So, everything was working out quite well, if you ignored the main thing.

"Yes, of course!" Jenson answered, a bit too loud, scrunching his nose. "What are you talking about!?"

"Okay, fine," Shov gave up, "What are we going to do?"

"I don't know, act like we are a couple, I guess," Jenson answered, "Like... a hug, maybe? A kiss?"

"Yeah, sure," Shov rolled his eyes and downed the rest of his beer. "Let's get over it then."

"Okay, but you have to like really sell it," Jenson said, finishing his beer as well. He turned around to face Shov, placing one hand on his shoulder and another on his waist. "My reputation is at stake."

"When is your reputation not at stake?" Shov chuckled, and before Jenson could protest he ran one hand down his back, placing it in one the back pockets.

"What are you—" Jenson muttered under his breath, face flushed suddenly. Shov cupped his face with the other hand, his thumb slowly moving across Jenson's lips, making them part a little.

"I am trying to sell it, actually," Shov said and kissed him, moving the hand that cupped Jenson's face up in his hair, fingers lightly digging into the skin, keeping him in place. Shov pulled Jenson closer, kissing him deeper, making him whimper quietly and grasp his shirt.

"So, any notes?" Shov asked, breaking up the kiss, looking at Jenson’s face, his eyes still closed and lips parted.

"What—" he blinked rapidly, licking his lips. "No notes, actually." Shov chuckled, pulling his hand out of Jenson's pocket and placing it on the small of his back. "Didn't know you got moves," Jenson said, relaxing the grip of his hands on Shov's shirt, moving them slowly to smooth the fabric.

"You never asked," Shov shrugged.

"Hi, guys sorry we are late—" Bono and James walked up to them, still standing tangled together, "What is going—"

"It's a long story," Shov answered, moving away from Jenson, "Beer?"

"Yes, please!" Bono and James nodded enthusiastically.

Next time I am asking James to be my fake boyfriend, Jenson thought.

[apolsup]

How we feelin bout Springtrap del colo🤨🤨?

something something they found an old camera and he managed to fix it así q compraron un rollo y sacaron la foto idk¿

[andrewthedeadly]

my umbrella academy takes from ig lol icba to even say anything else about this season im just … so …. not even mad just disappointed.. ☹️ like it really gave NOTHING like 6 eps…. of nothing

[stabbyfoxandrew]

just got a notification from my phone calendar saying "It's almost alfo's birthday, do you want to plan something?"

[narcissas-wildroses]

Simone biles makes me believe in America again