#childzon

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[scumvillainess]

i’ve definitely said this before but in a universe where shen qingqiu was kind to luo binghe and luo binghe had fallen in love with him, i don’t think bingjiu would happen at all, mostly because shen qingqiu would rather die than get with his own disciple.

there’s already enough false rumours about him perving on his female disciple, i don’t think shen qingqiu would want to prove them right by getting with his youngest disciple.

[chticmss]

Excuse me but did Gaipa just get childzoned right in the middle of a meal??? And the way he was sobbing while trying to keeep a straight face... GIVE HIM A WORTHY MAN

[ozzgin]

I could seen either Caesar Joseph try to lay some moves on Pillarwoman reader, but she just can’t get over her initial thought of them being children, so she just left with taking in the role to just being a guardian of sorts to them. Like whenever they try to be romantic readers all like “amazing you managed to get this flower all by yourself? Such a strong little one!”

Caesar would probably suffer the most. He’s handsome and extremely popular with the ladies, so Reader treating him like a weakling would be the ultimate blow to his ego. Given how goofy Joseph is, I wouldn’t be surprised if he eventually just embraces the idea and shamelessly indulges in the privilege of having a buff, ancient superhuman dealing with the difficult tasks.

“Leave the Pillar Men to me. It might get messy.” Reader says as she’s stretching and warming up before the potential fight.

“Yes Ma’am. Whistle when you’re done.” Is all that Joseph responds.

Caesar would be utterly baffled and enraged by such lack of chivalry.

“How dare you leave the dirty work to a lady! We’ve been training for this!”

This damn coward! How the hell is he ever going to escape the childzone if Joseph keeps encouraging her to go along with it?

[spicyvampire]

Imagine ur meet cute being your mother's funeral, and the person who brought him there is this old man's you been pinning after who childzoned you like a few days before new boyfriend, and he is the boyfriend's ex

[mymegrokosmos]

"y/n what are you doing?"

you blinked, still frowning. "causing grievous bodily harm and dismemberment, i hope."

kevin peeked around jacob's arm, watching raptly as you advanced on eric. jacob just shook his head, failing to hold back the small smile on his face.

sangyeon sighed. "please put the frying pan down and step away from the baby."

"yah! I'm not a baby!"

you both just blinked at him. "yes, you are."

eric threw his hands in the air. "I can't have nice things around here without being childzoned."

sangyeon held out a hand. you quirked an eyebrow. he gestured for you to hand over the pan.

"let me whack some sense into him please."

[mrhotdog95]

when i was in highschool i had a crush on this girl but she had a boyfriend so i knew it wssnt going anywhrre and i was fine with that But liek. the worst part about it was she would say shit like ‘Me and my boyfriend are adopting you’ and ‘youre so cute i am adopting you’ to me and im jusy like Damn how did i get childzoned

[perceremade]

Stop mother-childzoning me after flirting with me Im not kaoru hakaze

[synpherym]

with how chaotic dream is you’d think no way is he The mom friend of the group but whenever george and sapnap are in the same room they turn into absolute menaces with the mentality of a 14 year old and dream’s just out there either joining in or trying to keep them in check there’s no in between

also this old interaction:

george: dream, who do you love more [referring to himself n sap]

dream: i love you both equally i don’t have a favorite child

pls he’s babysitting 24/7

[carbonateddelusion]

💋

"A kiss? Why- why would you want a kiss from me?" he asked, picking at his scar. "I, um," Edgar laughed. "I have an ashtray mouth; you don't want a kiss from... that..."

But you didn't waver. You continued to look up at him expectantly. Eddie thought to himself for a moment...

His eyes softened considerably, melting away any anxiety. "Ohh, I see. Come here..." He knelt down beside you, giving you a squeeze that lifted you off of the ground and pecking you on the nose. "You wanted a kiss because you're nervous, aren't you? There's no need to be nervous; I promise I won't bite. Do you need anything else? Water? You look tired, mon ange- if you're comfortable with it, I'm more than happy to let you rest your eyes for a while..."

[natalieuncertain]

Chick: you wear that necklace all the time whats- Cruz gave it to you, didn't she?

Me: you notice the jewelry I wear?

Chick: what kind of a boss and or replacement dad world i be if I didnt?

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[asscrackcreed]

That's right, I made you list them all to help me pick one. And yea, it's you, Bayek. Who wouldn't fall in love with you? ❤️

“... My child, that’s a nice compliment. But why not choose someone else to... have a crush on?”

[btsimemegines]

jimin: jungkook, you’re my baby 

jungkook, blushing furiously: wha- 

jimin: my child whom i raised. do you want to see photo album #112 from that time you ate chili paste and cried?? here let me go get it

[what-if-nct]

chenle doesn't even friendzone, he childzones. everyone is is his child now. he sees no paradox in having been -2 years old when his favourite son was born 😂 the self-assuredness in that. if he ever becomes a single parent by choice, i will pretend to be shocked because it seems like he's just practicing for that currently.

Okay but him just dictating he is daddy, he is everyone's daddy, he has children older then him. Honestly such a power move. I wouldn't be surprised if he moved Mark in, took care of him and introduced him as his son. He's a single father who works too hard, he loves his kids and never stops with a gentle hands and a heart of a fighter he's a survivor.

[sshivangeee]

Forget being friendzoned, have you ever been childzoned during important family discussions?