#child riddler

[fluffyfluffyscarecrow]

2022 Child Edward Nashton Plushie Design

I designed this little guy because I want to hug little choir boy Eddie. HE'S SO CUTE!!!!!!!! Just look at him! My personal favorite parts of this design would probably have to be the little hearts in his eyes, his blush, and of course his soft hair.

I'm going to do an adult version too, but for now just enjoy the cuddly little guy :)

Like to headpat, reblog to hug!!

[puppetmaster13u]

Riddler: What goes up, but never comes down-

Batman, new dad who just wants to fucking sleep: The level of exhaustion you bring into my life

[batcavescolony]

The fandom would be so much better if everyone realized that Batman's kids are just like that. None of them are normal! This is what they were doing before/directly after meeting Bruce:

Dick wanted to kill Anthony Zucco and avenge he parents death.

Jason uncovered a crime front in the troubled youth school he was sent to.

Tim stalked Batman, Nightwing AND the Teen Titans.

Stephanie created a whole vigilante persona to mess with her dad.

Damian and Cass are trained assassin children that can get anywhere.

Duke joined and lead the 'we are Robin movement' along with being a vigilante before he was Signal.

Bruce doesn't control them, he has tried to stop them, they don't listen. They aren't vigilantes because Bruce forced them to, I'm pretty sure they would have done that without his help, they're chaos incarnate!

[yournewlodger]

A post about Edward Nygma and touch.

[doctorsiren]

Someone actually guessed it too

Also I know like 5 people suggested Luke Atmey for the Riddler BUT Sebastian has the silly little “?” hair thingy and also (even though I haven’t started AAI2 yet) I think he’s the right amount of Wet Cat to be the Riddler

[laxi0v0]

Jonathan Crane, character analysis.

Jonathan is a man who doesn't waste food whatsoever, he doesn't treat himself to very expensive food, would make a scene if the burgers are way too overpriced, and is very stingy when it comes to sharing.

He'd rather eat a bug infested fruit than throw it out, because at one point in his life wasting food was the difference between life and death.

His grandmother neglected him to the point he didn't eat for days, and didn't have any proper nutritions for weeks.

Sadly that resulted in trauma that was never resolved, and he stuffs his pockets with food whenever he can but eats very little amounts so he can save them up.

When he's treated out to dinners he eats as much as possible like his life depends on it (and it does in his head.) he's very sneaky and secretive about his eating habits (I'm sure he had to adapt to fool the old lady into keeping him alive as a child)

He'd probably also eat the food you label as yours in the fridge without a second glance, and don't try to get back at him, you'll never find his secret stash.

Bonus:

Eddie is absolutely horrified at the stuff Jon is willing to eat, regularly empties the fridge and restocks so that Jonathan doesn't reach for that moldy cheese.

[linxrouge4life]

"Its mine, dont touch it"

I was looking for some fluff today so heres Riddler holding his kid proteuge that fell asleep.

Why is he angry? Some rouges went by and looked and Riddler is overprotective. Maybe a bit embaressed.

(Dont ask me about the hands, I dunno what went wrong :'] )

I didnt draw or color the kid though so people (if they want to) can draw themselves or their OC's in the kids place! (If you do that please tag me for credit!)

[quite-the-enigma]

please inform your father that I am not emotionally manipulating you.

- Dr.Crane.

That son of a bitch beat me so hard that I can’t walk straight anymore!

He tried to KILL me because I told him to retire!

He’s the manipulative one! And he’s proud of it! He’s proud of all the suffering he’s caused me!

[dentresidence]

My version of riddler lore drop whoa

When your beloved son who ran away from home when he was eighteen years old suddenly appear in the TV out of nowhere and debut himself as the riddler.

From the poem ��Start here” Caitlyn Siehl

[le-sluagh]

#11 Incorrect Batman: Vigilante (My AU)

Two Face: What is the one thing I told you not to do?

Joker: Burn the house down.

Two Face: And what did you do?

Joker: I made dinner.

Two Face:

Joker:

Two Face:

Joker: And burnt the house down.

*****

Penguin: I’ve been dropping to Riddler the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.

Mr.Freeze: Strange, I thought he was smart. 

Penguin: He is. I don’t know why he doesn’t understand.

*Riddler arrives in the room*

Riddler: Oh hi Penguin. Hi Freeze.

Penguin: Screw you, Riddler! Nobody loves you!

Mr.Freeze: 

Penguin: Really, I don’t understand.

Mr.Freeze, watching Riddler sadly leaving: Yeah... Me neither.

*****

Two Face: All of your existences are confusing.

The Troubles: How so?

Two Face: Your presence is annoying, but the thought of anything bad happening to any of you upsets me.

*****

*The Bookworms is on a hike*

Riddler: It’s beautiful out here.

March Harriet: And quiet.

Riddler: Too quiet.

Mad Hatter: Wait where is Scarecrow?

*Scarecrow passing them with a bear cub in his arm, while chasing by the mother bear*

Scarecrow: RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!

*****

Two Face: My toxic trait is that I truly believe I could win a fight against anybody if I was mad enough. You might have the strength and size, but I have the pure, unfiltered rage.

*****

Catwoman: *hiding something in her coat* I think I should adopt another kid!

Riddler: No.

Catwoman: Why not?

Riddler: Because when you say “kid”, you mean “cat”, and you already have fifteen of those.

Catwoman: *unzips coat* Sixteen.

*****

Two Face: LOWERCASE LETTERS ARE FOR THE LOWER CLASS!

Harley Quinn: And here we have a capitalist.

Poison Ivy: Did you just-

Joker: Let us all take a moment to appreciate that all of human history, human language, and the universe itself aligned to make this joke possible.

*****

Mad Hatter: Oh shoot!

Mad Hatter: Excuse my vulgarity.

Scarecrow: I’ll let it slide.

*****

Joker, learning how to drive: What happens if I press the gas and the brake at the same time?

Harley Quinn: The car takes a screenshot.

Joker, happily: Really???

Two Face: You’re not allowed to learn Joker how to drive anymore, Harley.

*****

Mad Hatter: Uhh.. Scarecrow just asked if we want to…

Mad Hatter: “Fell the mighty before their time and display their carcasses in our homes?”

Riddler, not even looking up from his phone: He’s asking if you wanna cut down Christmas Trees.

Mad Hatter: Oh, that makes more sense.

[pixiatn]

The idea of Battison having the batkids is so fucking funny to me, just this absolute emo with the energy of a sad wet cat having 10+ rowdy, sassy children? hilarious, show stopping, incredible

[soapskies]

Could I request yandere arkhamverse riddler (obviously platonic) with a kid who tries to run away by sneaking out at night, but end up getting caught?

Btw I love your writing it is just 🛐🛐🛐

ARKHAM RIDDLER CATCHES YOU SNEAKING OUT 💥🔫

MALE CHILD READER. PLATONIC HCS. CONTENT WARNING FOR CHILD ABUSE.

You had it all planned out, well, as much as a child your age could have it anyway

For a man who spent so much of his time cooped up in the lab, working tirelessly to outwit his nemesis, Edward was surprisingly good at keeping you in your place, as if he knew where you were at all times

You figured he must’ve been tracking you with those little black tags he put on the back of your shirts, and so with your little craft scissors (the only sharp object he allowed you to have), you cut them out as best you could.

It was difficult to make out the time, with being in a bunker and all (Edward was allergic to natural sunlight), so you used the watch Edward gave you last Christmas to wait until it was late at night, pretending to fall asleep.

You figured you had him fooled when he came to check on you at your bedtime, and all he did was tuck you in, extra snug…

You quietly snuck out of your room, leaving the tags you cut out on your bed

You knew there was an opening near his lab, big enough for you to fit through, and the only thing bringing fresh air in

You thought you had gotten away with it as you crawled through the vent carefully

All of a sudden, your watch switched on and off, playing an obnoxiously loud sound

And while you were desperately trying to shut it off, you fell right through the bottom of the vent, screaming your head off

Landing right into the clutches of your dear old father.

You swear you could see smoke coming out of his ears

“You really thought you could escape this place without me knowing? I’ll have you know, I’m always ten steps ahead of you!”

You find out later that the watch can’t be taken off…

He knew escaping wasn’t out of the question for you, but he figured you were too cowardly to go through with it

He’ll move your bed into his lab, and if you’re not there by a certain time, he’ll have to give you your lashes…

He doesn’t care that you can barely sleep at night because of how loud his work is

If you wanted to be able to function like a normal human being, then you should’ve behaved.

He’ll deprive you of food and water, see how long you last if you want to keep this up

He’s perfectly fine ignoring your whining in favor of his machines

If that doesn’t work, and you still reject his “fatherly love” (aka berating you as he awkwardly pats your back), or keep having these little fantasies about ever leaving him, well, there are other ways of making you do what he wants…

He’ll update the watch with a new feature: electroshock therapy!

Now now, if you don’t want to be convulsing on the floor like the pathetic little rat you are, maybe you shouldn’t act like such a brat.

If you do choose to comply, congratulations, you get to keep your food privileges for another day!

He’ll never admit that he’s anything short of a perfect father

Not that he would ever loosen the leash he has on you, but he would try his best to return your displays of affection, even if you’re only doing it to get on his good side…

Maybe even lessen his cruel comments towards you, y’know, as a reward for good behavior and all

Trust me, when he’s done with you, you’ll never set foot outside ever again.

[too-much-heaven-on-his-mind]

I wanna cry, how do I explain that I ship Oswald and The Riddler MORE than I ship Oswald and Edward 😭

LIKE, I'm gonna have to write a fanfic just to make my point because AO3 doesn't understand me when I try to look for a Oswald/Riddler with Jealous Ed on the background fic 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

PLEASE IF ANYONE KNOWS ABOUT A FIC LIKE THAT PLEEEEEASEEE SEND THE LINK, I CANT- I CAN'T FIND ANY AND I'M CRYING RIGHT NOW I NEED IT 😭😭😭😭 I'M STARVING PLEASE

[helpfandom]

Platonic yandere dad riddler (2004) as daughter reader

Riddler is quite the interesting character, since this version would be more apprehensive to a mean reader, so reader would have to be more of the nicer variety.

Perhaps Reader was one of the few that recognized him as the scientist E. Nygma, but weren't apprehensive for him being a criminal. Someone you knew was in that Gotham University and you met him before, and then you met him. He was interested in seeing if you had an aptitude for puzzles or logic like him. Even if his darling doesn't, he's sure to be able to teach you!

He's already been shown to be tech-smart, so he would most definitely watch you through cameras and the like, watching how you treat people and see who he needs to take out since they can't teach you the right way. Teachers are the ones mostly taken out by him.

After the events of Riddler's Revenge, he would kill people by trapping them in the storage containers much like the one he was trapped in with Batman.

Speaking of Batman.

Riddler would take extra care for his obsessions with you never to be found out, and what I mean by that is that he leaves the most amount of clues without meaning too. Of course, Batman is quite perceptive of this and realizes, especially since Robin mentioned you before. He remembers Robin telling him something about a classmate who keeps finding puzzles in their locker...

Batman quickly finds out and is quick to ask Robin to watch over you just slightly, "just make sure that they {Reader}, don't accept the puzzles."

Riddler's offended if you throw them away, and when he sees that Robin is persuading you to toss them... Well. Not even Mr. Freeze could ice his wrath.

He tries to kill Robin.

So anyway, after the Boy Wonder and the Furry stop him from icing the 'brat', he goes to you and asks why you let that insufferable BRAT manipulate you into throwing away his gifts. When he realizes that you don't know he existed / was obsessed with you, he kidnaps you.

Honestly, he doesn't understand, he's a lil' delulu but we love him.

He wouldn't be like BTAS! Riddler because he wouldn't let you have the chance to escape, although he enjoys the thought of testing your mind, he doesn't want to give Batman the chance to hurt you / take you away from him.

"C'mon Adolescent, I can't let you go outside, for you see, the Batman is lurking around trying to capture you away from me."

[greenglowinspooks]

Btw I have no idea if it’s known about in the wider fandom, but there’s a sizable amount of riddler-centric fics on AO3 where he adopts Steph after he kills/otherwise maims her father. There isn’t a point to this I just thought you all should know about it

[nshtn]

oh boy oh boy the riddler's got a scar-l!