#child 2p france

[yan-heta]

YANDERE 2P ENGLAND ALPHABET (OLD)

★ NOTE ;;

— I may or may not rewrite this. This is old writing from my main blog, so expect a change of writing styles if someone were to ever request for me to rewrite this.

Affection: How do they show their love and affection? How intense would it get?

Oliver is a sucker for affection. By far, one of the clingiest of the 2p's. Love always gave him mixed feelings. He does not understand how people are able to love, but he would support them! Yet, how could one love? It's sometimes disgusting, absolutely nauseating; people getting too romantic, too sappy, too... revolting. As he met you, though, he starts to feel emotions stirring, bubbling like a brew. Oh, how treacherous! Now he felt as if all his thoughts were blinded by his delusion of love. Why must he feel his skin melting? His tooth aching by how sweet you feel? A fool for sweets, he wants more, to choke and rot by how tempting your lips are, how tempting to feel your hair by his hands. He just wants to feel every part of you, treat you like his God, and him, your worshipper.

Blood: How messy are they willing to get when it comes to their darling?

He was already messy before meeting you, now he wants to give gifts from the blood he had shed. Giving your lover something you value is something of courting, right? Then you must love his special cupcakes made of love! By love, he means physically and emotionally; he means a human heart is a product of his solution. He won't tell you how he made it, but he loves when your eyes sparked interest in his creations. It made a sick grin plaster his face, masked by good. Perish the thought of how what you ate was your best friend, he'll be there for you instead, ready to comfort you when you come crying into his pastry shop, blubbering about how you miss them, how they all of a sudden disappeared. But cupid's arrow has him swerving in joy; you depend on him! Of course sacrificing your friend was worth it!

Cruelty: How would they treat their darling once abducted? Would they mock them?

No mocking! He's ecstatic, filled to the brim with overwhelming madness mixed with elation. "Oh, poppet! I waited so long for this to happen! I love you! Love-love-love you!" He would chirp, sounding like an overjoyed child. His distorted sense of affection made him rush over you, who was chained to a bedpost, and embrace you into his warmth. How he misses you after waiting one day just to find the perfect time to abduct you. He'll be none the crueler to you. Of course, his God would have the best treatment, the best of everything, so he would try to be perfect for you.

Darling: Aside from abduction, would they do anything against their darling’s will?

His lack of personal space made him quite needy for every bit of your time. Unlike 2p France, your space would be invaded by him. In his eyes, it's solely meant to be like it, where two lovers are always together, acting romantic, and sappy, albeit before meeting you, he was repulsed by the idea. Love truly does change someone. Before abducting you, he would always be in his bed, biting his fingers while fantasizing about you, how nice it would be to feel your skin. He'd manifest that now he was with you, and you need not have to even do any self-care when he was controlling your life, while constantly praising you.

Exposed: How much of their heart do they bare to their darling? How vulnerable are they when it comes to their darling?

Each bit of his heart is yours! Coming home after meetings, he would rant to you about his life, reveal himself, might I add, even expose his criminal records, and even the fact that he is a country, immortal, too. The shock on you after the confrontation would have him giggling for the rest of his day while happily cuddling you. He'll even show you his freckles, which he'd been hiding for long, if you'd like. Every night, he would tell of stories in his past, of how he had past lovers, and how they never seemed to please him, how they make him disgusted at their behavior, yet as he met you, he said; it was the first time he felt butterflies, the first time his knees felt weak, the first time his heart beating so fast, it felt like it would jump off.

Fight: How would they feel if their darling fought back?

"Awww, darling!" He does not mind it, in fact, he sometimes convinces you to do so! It proves he needs to be better for you, and he'd take that criticism, no worries! All he sees it as exposure from the true you, it's like telling him he needs to change and he would do so cheekily for you to like him back. Once you show less of a fight, would he feel content with himself acting "perfect" and unflawed just for you. Just make sure you would not have that colorful language! Swearing hits a nerve and he'd cry, globs of tears falling off his freckled face as he holds his, begging to not say those words. Once you do, though, it would crack more cries, he would physically hurt himself once you start swearing up and down.

Game: Is this a game to them? How much would they enjoy watching their darling try to escape?

The only game in his eyes are the games he plays with his victims once they try as much to make you fall for them. For you, though, it is not a game. Maybe the process of making you fall for him is like a dating simulator, but you escaping? He'll be in denial, a constant state of self questioning once you escape. Why do you not love him? After he has you in his grasp again, he would not even let you go, crying on your chest, continuously asking "why". He's weak when it comes to you, so he would seek you reciprocating his hugs, seek your warmth and snuggle while also shedding tears.

Hell: What would be their darling’s worst experience with them?

When he accidentally showed you his slaughterous way of preparing his pastries. His eyes held such cruel euphoria, one you have never seen before, as he butchered the poor souls into bite-able bits. He told you you weren't going to end up as food. No! But these pesky mortals would. Yet, as much of a nuisance they may be, he'd only pick the best flesh to feed you, to impress you. After all, if it makes your tummy full, it fills his heart with pleasure, aware that what he served you, pleased you. Ensuing peace after tears stained your cheeks, Oliver would kiss it away and read you bedtime stories as a way to distract you from those memories. It's your first time seeing such grotesque actions, of course he would reassure you that it would never happen again. That was a mistake on his part.

Ideals: What kind of future do they have in mind for/with their darling?

Just for a smile on your face, to enjoy his crafts, and maybe even help him with his pastry shop! He does not mind either way, as long as you submit to him, and let him praise you willingly! He vowed to love you with every single bit of his immortal love, once you say "I love you" back, he would be overridden with every feeling of glee, jumping up and down in every step as if he has been gifted with great news, which basically is for him. But he knows he has to accomplish it! Like his bakery, it gained popularity through hard earned work, his pastries taking sweat and blood (literally and figuratively) to perfection. Same with you! He needs to please you.

Jealousy: Do they get jealous? Do they lash out or find a way to cope?

Indeed he does, and it happens every day, even after you were kidnapped. You show the slightest bit of interest that is not him, and he would be by your side, hands encasing your body, as he begs you to focus on him with an evident pout on his face. He'll even whine and cry dramatically if it means he would be your center of attention. Show interest in another man, and he may seem as if he is unbothered, but the pink swirls in his eyes means he's planning someone's death today. After they leave you two alone, he would be pleading. It's not your fault, but why? If he changes, would you love him? Oh, he guarantees he would.

Kisses: How do they act around or with their darling?

Not afraid to have PDA. Every time, he is attached by your hip, a hand on a part of your body. He loves to cuddle, too, especially if he is the little spoon once you are willing. Adores sleeping with his neck buried in your face, as he could smell your scent, the shampoo he showered you with, prominent. He could get overboard and smooch your face many times, along with squeezing your body too much. At times, he loves to hold your body and trace every part with his fingers as he whispers what he loves about it. No part of you would be left insulted, instead it is praised.

Love letters: How would they go about courting or approaching their darling?

His offer of a pastry dish for free is his way. Anyone who is unaware of what he bakes always goes for more than seconds. They'd die to be in your place. Of course, when you offer to pay, he would shake his head and refuse. He says it's a treat for you as he appreciates you being a customer of his dainty place. Maybe even use your offer to pay to divert it into something like him saying he just wants to talk to you or so.  And why would you turn down the owner of the bakery who's so cheery and positive, who seems to hold no malice?

Mask: Are their true colors drastically different from the way they act around everyone else?

Albeit seeming to act welcoming to everyone, he often tends to be less cruel, his colors more true and less forced. His smile holds genuine intent from seeing you. You're offered better privilege from him in his bakery, offered a better place to sit in, and his touches seem to last more on you. He also seems to be more lively, yet down-to-earth, as he has you. Almost as if he's living somewhat normal, somewhat alright- like a teenage boy who's in the process of falling in love, not some lunatic who chops people for fun.

Naughty: How would they punish their darling?

Slaps on the wrist, interrogation, and him scolding you like a mother would do their daughter. He'll be pouty, but he tells you not to do "it" again because it may seriously harm you, and no one wants that. If you go too far, and he breaks down, then he'll maybe isolate you for some time with him. That is, you two are already isolated, but more likely you're stuck in the bedroom often.

Oppression: How many rights would they take away from their darling?

Privacy. He'll sleep with you, take baths with you, have you attached to him most of the time. He knows you may be wary of him, but again, he means nothing bad! Just taking care of you, after all. He wants to know your every secret, so before he even abducts you, he has personal information on you. Now that he has you, he wants to hear you personally say your experience to him. That's what lovers do, they spend time together reliving memories, telling stories, yes?

Patience: How patient are they with their darling?

Depends. He'll be patient, but he'll also beg for you to love him already. For you to love him, it's a dream, his one main goal. So while it seems he would be patient, if you are on a streak of disinterest, then he'll slowly show you signs of impatience, either it'd be by whining more and getting more cuddly with you. Sometimes, he slips small signs of how he's waiting for you to submit.

Quit: If their darling dies, leaves, or successfully escapes, would they ever be able to move on?

No. He can't move on, he'll never move on. He'll even die, too! He's too emotionally dependent on you! How could he let go, he can't replace you, his life-source! He'll be drained of happiness, like he sees no value in life. He'll even let himself rot, he doesn't care. Nights of sorrowful yearning would turn into him planning to get you back, by magic. He's tempered with it all of the time. Oh, he'll get you back!

Regret: Would they ever feel guilty about abducting their darling? Would they ever let their darling go?

He'll feel guilty if you're a bit homesick, but he feels like this is the best for you. He'll try to make your shared house feel more of yours, if it gives you a certain nostalgia. But once you settle in with him, then he'll let you go outside and be more independent, as long as you ask for permission, then it'd be no bother.

Stigma: What brought about this side of them (childhood, curiosity, etc.)?

Curiosity. He's never felt the feeling before, so of course, he would be curious on why you, of all people, make him feel giddy. But he accepts it. He'll observe you for a bit behind his counter while making pastries, let Flying Chocolate Bunny spy on you, and Ms. Fairy to stalk you home. They'd always tease him about his obvious fascination, but could he help it?

Tears: How do they feel about seeing their darling scream, cry, and/or isolate themselves?

He'll do the same, too. It genuinely hurts him seeing you hurt. After all, who would want to see their lover cry? Mentally break? He loves you, would hold you once you cry, and let you cry as he does so, too. It's as if it's only the two of you, and it is. No isolating yourself, darling, he'll help you, you don't have to struggle yourself from even standing up. It really hurts him, but you have him, even if he might be the sole reason you are hurting yourself.

Unique: Would they do anything different from the classic yandere?

He's both delusional and self-aware. It fluctuates between days and his moods. He loves you, and he knows that kidnapping you is wrong, but it's right for you! It makes him wary of what you do, and so he could keep track of you without you leaving his bakery every so often, but at the same time, he knows why you feel insecure under his gaze. But he promises he means no bad! Sometimes, he manipulates you into thinking he is perfect, sometimes he breaks down for no reason. He has this idealization of what love truly is, similar to 1p France, where he must not force it, but at the same time, he fails to do so.

Vice: What weakness can their darling exploit in order to escape?

His people-pleasing type of behavior towards you. He's always ready to be at your command at times, so once you know how to manipulate him, then you could use him. But, even as he is easy to use at your disposal does not mean he is unaware of manipulation, as he is one himself. Yet, he'll still let you do anything to him, at the end, he will be sobbing once he realizes you still do not love him. Why are you torturing him like he's just some toy? He's trying! Just for you! "Oh, poppet, darling! Please! Please don't leave me! I'll do anything for you, just don't leave! Please!" You can't even comprehend what he says as he hiccups, choking in guilt and shame.

Wit’s end: Would they ever hurt their darling?

Oh, never! He'd rather die, than see you break, lose yourself. The best he could do is spike your drink with a love potion, but that's the last thing he'd do once he's between a fine line of breaking. It'd be easier to break him, than for him to taint your skin with a knife. Punishments are usually slaps on the wrists, or small threats of losing your privilege to easting more of his dishes. If he ever goes too far, though, he'll apologize every day, begging for your trust, pleading that he'll change, he'll never harm you again.

Xanon: How much would they revere or worship their darling? To what length would they go to win their darling over?

Very much. He'll be doing every order of yours, except escaping. Want someone to die? You have the right person to ask! New clothes? "Oh, my sweets, give me the details and I'll make sure you have it!" For him, people-pleasing helps with you liking him, and every step of the way is something he would endure to steal your heart. He adores you, worships you. You're insecure? He'll make sure to utter every praise in the book, comfort you. Avoid mirrors? Darling, he knows what it feels like to feel repulsive to your body. No worries, he won't force you to be uncomfortable! Anything for his beloved poppet.

Yearn: How long do they pine after their darling before they snap?

Love is a process for him to undergo for about a long time, but he's under your spell after observing you in his pastry shop every day you visit. You're so cute, everything about you makes him captivated. At first, he thought it was attraction, fascination on his part, but the more you do anything, the more he falls behind the counter. He offers you his desserts for free before abducting you, giddy heart beating whenever you take a bite and compliment his cooking. Anything you do, really, makes him entranced. It takes long before he finds out it is love, he asked 2p France about it, too! And even the Frenchman guaranteed it was love, and he was certain, utterly certain, you are his soulmate after time of being in denial.

Zenith: Would they ever break their darling?

Oh no! He's delusional, he feels love must be slow, and sweet. You'll fall by nature, for him! Your eyes should not drift to other people, that's not how soulmates work! Albeit the fact that he has kidnapped you, fed you one of your kind, forced his affections, does not mean he would be doing something so sickening towards you! No, he would not even dare choke you, or litter your skin with scars. Your tears are not worth losing yourself, as that would make the man live with shame. You're his one true lover, his soul's only connection. If he broke you, he'll break himself, too.

[coralcatsea]

Another Ask Blog List

At this point a lot of characters are taken, but there's nothing wrong with a few doubles for the sake of options.

Some people might only want to interact with blogs run by adults, and some minors might feel more comfortable with fellow minors, or some people might just like certain portrayals more than others.

So I've made a list of taken characters and how many (active) blogs I've seen roleplaying them in case people want to try playing a character who doesn't have as many blogs.

Each asterisk represents a blog.

Lithuania (1p)*

China (nyo)*

Greece (1p)*

Ancient Greece (1p)*

Belarus (1p)*

Australia (1p)*

Rome (1p)*

Seychelles (1p)*

Poland (1p)*

Liechtenstein (1p)*

Philippines (1p)*

Thailand (1p)*

Germania (1p)*

Macau (1p)*

Spain (1p)*

Indonesia (1p)*

Czech (1p)*

Kugelmugel (1p)*

Creatures (1p)*

Wy (1p)*

Luxembourg (1p)*

Persia (1p)*

New Zealand (1p)*

Netherlands (1p)*

Cyprus (1p)*

Estonia (1p)*

Latvia (1p)*

Iceland (1p)*

Norway (1p)*

Sweden (1p)*

Finland (1p)*

Hungary (1p)*

Egypt (1p)*

Ireland (1p)*

Hong Kong (1p)*

South Korea (1p)*

Monaco (1p)*

Knights Templar (1p)*

Japan (1p)**

Austria (1p)**

Denmark (1p)** (nyo)*

Romano (1p)**

Germany (1p)** (2p)*

Singapore (1p)**

France (1p)** (2p)*

Canada (1p)** (2p)*

Prussia (1p)****

Russia (1p)*** (18th cent.)* (child)*

England (1p)** (nyo)** (AU)*

Italy (1p)*** (risorgimento)* (child)* (2p)*

America (1p)** (2p)** (AU)***** (nyo)*

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In my conclusion, we have a good amount of America, Italy, England, Russia, and Prussia blogs for right now and it'd be nice to see more variety for other characters!

(Apologies if I missed anything. It's hard to keep track of every ask blog, and I tried to avoid counting those that didn't seem active)

[1p2p-heta-imagines]

Can you do the domestic lives the 2p axis and allies want too?

2p N. Italy will be the one working, he just wants his S/O to have a relaxed life and he makes enough money for them to do that. He absolutely refuses having kids, he doesn’t want to potentially mess them up.

2p S. Italy is happy to be more of a househusband, he’s used to looking after people so it’s second nature to him, he’d love a child or two to have running around, he thinks they’re adorable.

2p Germany would prefer to be a househusband than work, he’s not the best at holding down a job anyway. For children, it’s a mixed bag, he loves kids but he hates raising them.

2p Japan is happy being a househusband, he doesn’t really like to go out at all so working is awful to him. He doesn’t want kids at all, he just can’t deal with children or their antics.

2p America would prefer to be the one working but he struggles to find employment so he knows it likely won’t end up that way, they’ll probably both work. As for children, he’s very hesitant, the idea scares him.

2p England would prefer 50/50, he doesn’t want them to do all the housework but he doesn’t want them to be the only one working either. He’s happy to split it up because that’s fair to him. He’d love a big family.

2p Canada is another that prefers the work be 50/50. He likes to do housework, he likes to work, it fills up time. When it comes to children, he’s hesitant because of how he was as a kid but the idea of a child is appealing.

2p France says he hates kids but he always takes care of them so he’d secretly like one of his own. Househusband nor working is that good to him, he just doesn’t have the motivation to do either.

2p China is unbothered: he’s fine to be the sole worker, he’s fine to stay at home, he’s fine if they both work, he really just goes with whatever they want. He’s taken care of enough children in his life to not want more.

2p Russia prefers to work, mostly because he likes the predictability and the routine of work. As for children, he’s not the biggest fan of children, nor does he have any idea how to raise them.

[my2phetaliaheadcanons]

What would be the 2p Alias's reaction if they heard knocked on they door in the middle of the night, and when they open the door, exept a baby on they doorstep?

Hmmm… For the 2ps it would probably occur after finishing their ‘job’. Maybe the night went smoothly, and they were able to wrap it up early. Or it ran way too long and they were ready to mentally shut down. Either way, they would be tired walking up the steps to enter their dark home.

 Some would have quickly ditched their clothing, ready to shower before passing out for a dreamless sleep. Others, bogged down by the weight of their world, would attempt to numb it with their chosen poison. All of them would be ready for their night to end.

That’s when the mysterious figure would knock, and a baby would cry.

France: Disturbing François when he’s relaxing is like approaching a large, aggressive dog. He stomps his way to the door and throws it open. The sight of the child is shocking but doesn’t quell his anger too much as he shouts into the darkness. Demanding that the so-called ‘parents’ come and collect their kid.

Unsurprisingly, no one answers, even after he runs around his property looking for any signs of disturbance. To which he finds too few to work off.

Grumbling, he makes his way back and harshly scoops up the kid. The action makes the babe scream more.

At first, he sits ‘em on his bed, letting them exhaust themselves, and calls the Child Services. Sadly, the early hours only get him a messaging machine to which he curses harshly at. He doesn’t want to commit to the emergency line due to the larger amount of paperwork it would require.

Reluctant, François would turn to the infant and calm them. He would be reminded of his days with Matt as he rasped lullabies and whispered stories long forgotten. Eventually, it would end with the child and François cuddled together as the sun rose and reached its height.

Finally awake and both feeling better, François would finally reach Child Services who would come and collect the child.

There would be no tearful goodbye or feelings of regret as he allowed the babe to be taken from his hands. All he would hope is that life’s hand would be fair and that he would never become a target for the frumpy Frenchman.

America: Allen’s night was pretty rough, so much so that when he discovers the infant, his mind is just pure static. The mental blizzard causes him to only look from his porch for the lad’s parents and when he doesn’t see them, just take the kid inside.

In his daze, he would create a makeshift crib out of a drawer and then go back to bed. It did help a lot that the kid fell asleep from the rock in his step.

The crying in the morning would wake him again. This time, his mind having had a chance to reset would spook him. In a panic would wonder where the kid came from and how they go there.

So, he does the only rational thing he can think of. Call Oliver.

He gets snippy with Oliver as he rocks/feds the lad, nearly agreeing to give it to him, before realizing how bad that would be.

Allen, going off the given advice, can take care of the child for a couple of days. He even feels accomplished when he gets to hear the baby laugh. Until nation work and baby care start to collide.

He’ll feel like a failure and his temper would cause him to snap at his men and push them to do better. This would go on for a couple more days until his right hand recommends giving the kid over to CPS. That this world is too much for a bachelor to mix with a family while single.

Allen feels guilty when he finally makes the call and fights back tears as they remove the child from him. This attachment keeps Allen hooked on keeping tabs on the kid. Often sending gifts for birthdays and holidays until the 18th year. From that point, Allen considers the kid an adult and steps back.

Hopefully, his involvement means the kid flies high in this world.

Canada: Matt would be pretty stunned at a baby swaddled on his porch. Especially since it would mean that this ‘parent’ got past Kuma and made it away without a scratch. At least he assumes so since Kuma looked to be sleeping by his bear house and there’s not a puddle of red.

He would be quick to take the child inside and warm them up. His hold of the babe would be awkward until a semi-normal hold would balance the kid on his chest as he rubbed their icy extremities.

For an hour, Matt would do this while singing French lullabies. Once he felt like the baby had returned to a normal temp and was asleep, he would tuck them into a makeshift crib. Then, reluctantly call England, just like Al does.

The chipper man would seem all too happy to help Matt with the child, already giving advice. Until Matt mentions giving him due to a lack of resources and the dangers of nation work. Then he switches to asking for the young lad.

Matt gives a swift no before hanging up. He’ll cater to the infant for the next hours before calling his 1p, telling him to get him in touch with child services.

Once contact is made, he’ll inform them of the child. He’ll request a pickup but demand that each foster and potential adopter is vetted thoroughly, more so than for anyone else.

 When the infant is gone, Matt will look for the ‘parent’ to punish them in some way shape, or form. Then, this ‘rough’ Canadian will occasionally check in on the child, just until he’s sure his life is at least average, maybe send a gift or two over the years.

Once he’s happy with the current state of the kid’s life, he’ll slowly drift out. Content that he saved at least one soul.

England: Oh boy. Oliver is typically a grumpy person when awoken from his slumber, but the infant on his doorstep made him do a 180.

A giddy giggle would leave the typically sadistic nation as he cradles the child. Fully intending to keep the infant as his own. After all, if he can’t have his mini-nations, then he’ll just use a human child as a substitute.

 He caters to this child’s needs to a tee. He never goes hungry, experiences cold, or wants for anything. It's perfect, if it wasn’t Oliver attempting to create a parental relationship where the child is overall too reliant on their parent. So, he always has one being attached to him, feeding his Savior complex.

For a few months, this goes on, and Oliver is all too willing to keep it up forever. Except he forgot about the meeting he was supposed to host for a 1p-2p bonding experience. So, when Arthur walks in and sees the babe, he is quick to spirit him away from the 2p.

Oliver rages, but due to the 1p magic trio working against him, the babe is lost to him. And, surprisingly, he mourns his loss.  

Maybe one day, he’ll finally fulfill his desire.

Russia: Why are you here? – Calls Services and pays to make sure kid is well taken care of

Viktor’s view of the disturbance was curiosity. Why would anyone leave a child at his home, better yet why would a stranger think he could do better for their child than they?

Similar to some of the nations, he would look around for any signs of the parents, but like the rest, none was found. He would take the child inside and place them in one of the empty rooms of the manor. Pillows surrounded her to prevent injuries from rolling off the bed, and he would watch them for a moment to ensure there would be no suffocation.

He would then step out for a moment to call his sisters. He expected that they would be able to give decent advice and be willing to help with the child. Instead, he got harsh lectures about how he was in no place to take on a child and that it would be best for everyone to give up the kid.

Their logic at first wouldn’t sway him, but when they arrived on his doorstep within 48 hours of saying he would raise the child, did finally sway him. Notably when they held the baby and threatened to report him for abduction and barracked themselves in a room.

Usually, he would continue to fight for his desires, but in this case, he gave in. Especially since the child looked much more comfortable in the arms of his sisters than his.

Viktor would call Child Services and once gone would set up a savings account for the kid. It would be anonymous and accessible once the baby had picked a career path.

China: Jin would tiredly pull at his eyes as he would take the baby into his arms. A curse on his lips as he turned to calm the child while calling his men.

His orders are simple to find the parents, and to conduct surveillance. Within 24 hours, they are found and a whole portfolio is given to Jin.  

If the parents are down on their luck, he’ll not only return the baby, but he’ll also give them a hand. Money, a home, a job, all of those, and more are on the table of things Jin may give. His quiet angelic works may be sprinkled in like small rainstorms during a long drought until he is sure that the family is stable.

On the other hand, if the parents are absolute trash, then there is no mercy. Jin will have his men worsen their lives to the point where death will seem like a gift that will never be given. No release ever, and he’ll make sure at the end they are begging at his feet.

Either way, Jin picks out the new family himself. He’ll watch them from a distance and happily act as a distant uncle until it's time to go to vacation island. Then he’ll make sure an ‘inheritance’ is set up.

[francisbonnefoy-1p]

Little 2p Canada: *eating marbles because they go click-a-clack*

2p France: "What's in your mouth?"

2p Canada: *NARUTO RUNS*

2p France: "GET BACK HERE AND SPIT THOSE OUT YOU LITTLE SHIT!"

I beg, somebody, draw little Matt being an absolute feral child.

[hetalia-angel]

could you do 1p Canada headcanons? Things like hobbies, personality, and faults?

Someone please give this man a hug

1P Canada Headcanons

Miscellaneous

Matthew isn’t this shy innocent caricature that he’s often made out to be. Sure, he’s a quiet guy but he’s not a complete pushover. He’s still a bit of a pushover though.

Matthew used to be a sad little boy who let anyone get away with absolutely anything, but something happened that changed him completely. Making him much more apathetic to everything that happens around him.

Matthew holds a deep buried resentment towards France whether he’s aware of it or not. He’s still bitter about France straight up abandoning him as a child.

Matthew comes off as less timid and more socially awkward. He’s apathetic to most situations to cope with his own deep rooted problems.

He could go for days, weeks, or even years without uttering a single word. Just passing by like some sort of ghost cursed to roam around this dreadful domain.

Matthew is completely isolated and that’s the way he likes it. At least that’s what he continues to tell himself. He lives out deep in the forest in a cabin away from civilization. His problems.

He’s honestly very kind deep down but he comes off very cold. Matthew knows that fact but if you get to know him you’ll know how kind and true he really is. He’d never turn down someone in need of help. Matthew’s lost track of the number of lost children and hikers he’s guided back to towns and civilization.

Matthew really enjoys listening to music. He finds it very relaxing and helps to think better.

He enjoys listening to The Beatles, Billy Joel, Sublime, The Rolling Stones, and The Mamas & the Papas.

His other major habit is smoking weed. Matthew likes to have everything all fade away even if it’s just for a few hours. It’s his only coping mechanism.

Besides that he loves to go hunting, fishing, and exploring around the wilderness. Much like his 2p nature is a huge part of his life and he’d go to great lengths to protect it.

[shini--chan]

Update Schedule for June 2024

01.06.2024 Yandere Character Sheet I (1p Lithuania: Tolys Laurinaitis)

03.06.2024 China, England (Heart Blood) (You discover that they murdered/removed your child)

04.06.2024 England (Touche) (Calling England out on his snobbish behaviour)

05.06.2024 Yandere Character Sheet I (1p America: Alfred F. Jones)

07.06.2024 Austria, France, Germany, Prussia and Russia (Genophobia) (You have genophobia - how do they deal with it?)

09.06.2024 Yandere Character Sheet I (Levi Ackerman)

11.06.2024 Yandere Axis - National Guilt (You remind the members of the Axis, excluding Prussia, that they are not guilt free.)

12.06.2024 Yandere 2p! Allies - Silence is Gold (They mute you)

13.06.2024 Yandere 1p! & 2p! Canada - Sweet Lilly-of-the-Valley (After gaining his trust, you decide to poison him)

14.06.2024 Yandere Character Sheet II (1p Russia: Ivan Konstantinovich Braginski)

16.06.2024 Yandere Japan - The Dying of the Light (A case study in how Kiku's anger manifests)

20.06.2024 Yandere Rome Oneshot

25.06.2024 Yandere Zeke Oneshot

[sexuallyfrustratedpineapples]

Nyo! Prussia Roleplay Starter

If you are looking to roleplay with me, please feel free to like this post or DM me!

Looking for: Italy, Southern Italy, Canada, 2p! Canada, Austria, Nyo! Hungary, England, America, Denmark, Spain, Scotland or France. Others may be considered and I am open for polyships.

TW: Car Accident, Motorcycle Accident, Hospital, Loss of Limbs Also: There are no graphic descriptions of injuries involved here. I'm not a huge fan of them, so I try to keep it out of my writing.

Julchen could not remember what happened to her. She could not remember the wreck that caused her to lose her favorite motorcycle, the airlift to the hospital, why she was missing her leg from below the knee or her arm below the shoulder. The whole ordeal was a blur to the Prussian as she sat in the room in the rehabilitation facility in preparation to go to her next therapy appointment. When the accident occurred, the Prussian did not have any family or friends to speak of really. Her father disowned the woman ages ago and she had not seen or heard from either him or her brother since. This meant the first place to report her missing was her job, followed by her becoming a ward of the state due to the fact that she really had no one. Thankfully for her, a coworker who had watched her dog prior to the accident knew where her spare key was and was kind enough to take and hold her dog for her. The landlord was left a note taped to the front door and her rent came out of her account monthly so that was not an issue.  Some of her other bills and things would be a bigger issue, though she dealt with it one at a time as she could. For the time being, Jul was stuck in the facility to her dismay. She managed to pay for decent prosthetics between her savings and the kindness of her coworkers. Her arm was an older bionic model which would be helpful as she relearned to write and do other tasks with it. Her leg was a newer, basic model that came with a foot attachment for the time being. The woman would have to relearn to walk before anything else and thankfully, it was going well. She now needed to get the hang of running to really get the ball moving for her chance to go home. Today was no exception for her practice of walking as well as using her cane for her other, newly gained disability. Julchen was no stranger to struggles with vision. She had pretty much had vision problems since she was a child and though this did not change with the accident, it only got worse. Being albino meant that she was predisposed to having mild eye issues and she was about the same as most people, however the accident caused one of her eyes to struggle to take in more than blurry shapes. With glasses, the other eye could sort of make out some stuff, though it was not great. Since she was legally blind now, it meant that Jul would no longer be able to do the work she loved to do and she would have to find a new lease on life. For now, the Prussian moved herself from the bed and started her daily limp across the complex and to her appointment. The walk was nice, if not a bit chilly with the weather changing from summer to fall. The physical therapist she was working with was a little rough around the edges, though he was pretty cute so she forgave that. It was also fun to turn his face as red as she could per session. The Prussian pushed the door open, entering the facility and gave a slanted grin in what she hoped was the direction of the man. Her eyes were filled with determination and a little excitement as she stood there, crossing her arms. “You ready to watch me get it right today?

[findroleplay]

hey there! i’m nick, 19m (i just use she/her prns..), looking for possible roleplay partners! please be at least 17 years old (preferably older though). i’m down to roleplay many genres/tropes. i’m cool w smut but nothing that’s SOLELY smut. i like a little plot and drama.

literacy: semi-literal to literal i think (but i’m a bit rusty lol)

fandoms and pairs: anything italicized is characters i would like to play and if it’s all plain then i’m fine with playing either character. if you like a ship that i haven’t listed from a fandom then feel free to ask me about it. any underage character roleplays will be kept sfw.

— hetalia france x england prussia x hungary prussia x italy (north or south italy) seychelles x monaco

and more.. i love hetalia ocs n oc ships too so feel free to ask me about those if ur interested!! nyo + 2p hetalia is also cool for me :] just ask!

— jojo’s bizarre adventure jolyne x ermes x foo (and any single variations like jolyne x ermes) narancia x trish joseph x caesar josuke x okuyasu illuso x formaggio

+ more but i’m pretty picky on jojo ships <\3

— fire emblem three houses claude x dimitri claude x sylvain claude x petra dorothea x ferdinand dorothea x sylvain dorothea x edelgard i super enjoy playing dorothea n claude!

— genshin impact (strap in buddy) any sort of kaeya ship (except him and diluc) scaramouche x venti kokomi x childe cyno x kaveh rosaria x jean rosaria x diluc i’m rlly into rarepairs and i enjoy 90% of genshin ships lol. i like musing a variety of characters! feel free to ask me abt other ships!

triggers: adult/minor relationships, bestiality, scat stuff… any morally questionable kinks (i’m fine with dark rps but not making it sexual) genres n plot ideas: forbidden love, rivals/enemies to lovers, vampire/zombie/monster aus, medieval aus, highschool aus.. i’m rlly into aus n stuff. other: I’d prefer to roleplay on discord but idm wherever!

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[council-of-beetroot]

2p Nyo England and 2p Nyo France?

2p Nyo England looks like those dolls with the broken eyes you'd get as a child but they would low key freak you out so you shoved it in a closet in hopes it would just disappear

Nyo France looks like a fake blond 35 woman going through a midlife crisis. I prefer regular nyo France

[chaoticturtlecrusade]

Im like drawing all my favorite Aus rn and im gonna do something better for @ask-teacher-francis but I love sharks possibly more than their character Luis and so when I was drawing some sharks I decided to incorporate him. And he's wrapped in my shark week blanket, which is a real blanket and is my prized possession. So, here are his (and my own) thoughts+ a bonus excited shark for fun

[amaristuckinhetalia]

Welcome to the Hetalia HC and Scenarios blog!

Here are the rules.

I can do all characters you request, if its an (your OC x s/o) Please add a description your OC! If you don't, most likely i will not accept it on delete your request

Characters that are Minors (example; Sealand/Wy/Seborga) are not allowed in NSFW requests! Only acceptable in x child!s/o OR when you specify them as older (15+)

I accept NSFW and SFW request. But i am terrible at NSFW scenarios but i will accept it! But no incest like (character x sibling!s/o)

S/O is gender neutral unless you specify their gender. If not, i'll make them Gender neutral with They/them pronous

I will write mostly Fluff/Lime but if you would like Smut/Angst/etc. I'll do it but it'll probably needs some editing

I would accept Character x Character as long as its not Incest (ex. Norice,Germancest,Itacest)

If you requested a group scenario(?) (ex.Nordics x s/o) I would do it but as long its not a smut rq.

Now here are the list of characters i do!

• Axis : N.Italy,Germany,Japan,S.Italy,Prussia

• Allies : America,England,France,China,Russia (Canada)

• Nordics : Denmark,Sweden,Norway,Finland,Iceland

• ASEAN : Vietnam,Thailand,Philipines,Malaysia,Indonesia,Singapore

• The rest of the Characters: Ukraine,Belarus,Lithuania,Estonia,Latvia,Poland,Spain,Portugal,Austria,Hungary,Romania,Bulgaria,The Netherlands,Belgium,Luxembourg,Turkey,Greece.

And last but not least, All 2p!'s and Nyo!'s are welcomed too!

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[1p2p-heta-imagines]

Random Rambling about 2p France

Yet another ramble because I have many thoughts about many characters :D

Louis is that gifted kid in your class that everyone thought would live the best life and be something amazing but burned out and never lived up to their potential.

The kind of person that could read countless books in a day but now can’t even get through a paragraph. The kind of person that seemed to pick things up effortlessly but now abandons things when they aren’t immediately good at them. The kind of person that never needed help with thing and now doesn’t even have an idea how to so they give up instead.

The drinking, the smoking, the over-sleeping, any form of escapism and distraction is something that he’ll dig his nails into and refuse to let go of - it makes him feel like alive for once, it helps him feel real.

He’s so sick of hearing people tell him that they had such high hopes for him or that he disappointed them - he knows and it makes him feel nauseous to even think about.

He has to rely on Oliver to make him food and prompt him to shower because he will just lay on his couch and refuse to take care of himself. In his mind, he hasn’t done anything to deserve having the basic necessities, those feel like luxuries to him.

All his hobbies, all his likes, all his interests: he just lost interest in them. He doesn’t even know what his favourite colour is or what kind of person he is, he’s not sure what he likes anymore.

The only time he even tries is when the child nations are around, he doesn’t want to poison them with his issues so he tries his best to be presentable for them. He wants them to be better than he is, he couldn’t stand seeing them turn out like he has.

He knows that he’s doing bad and he needs help but he’s scared of getting better, this sickness is strangely comforting to him and he’s not ready to let out of that yet.

[my2phetaliaheadcanons]

What would happen if the (yandere) 2p Allies's darling happily tell them that they are going to be a father?

(Y/N) trembled in the white tiled bathroom. Her hands shook as she read the blue and white pregnancy test in her hands.

Two vibrant pink lines were the only colors her mind could focus on, as the words “I’m pregnant” fired off on repeat in her mind like a twisted version of her favorite song.

Tears filled her eyes as her throat bubbled. (Y/N) wasn’t sure whether that sensation was a wail or her own warm partially digested food wanting to escape.

The call of her husband momentarily stopped her downward spiral. (Y/N) looked toward the white door, she noticed that his voice was sounded heavier than normal as he continued to call her to his side.

Knowing that her day would only worsen more if he was made to wait much longer, she slowly stood. Legs wobbled as she staggered her way to her living room, the test clutched tightly in her fist.

At the sight of her husband, sitting on their leather couch, she pulled a feeble smile together. It’s points twitched as she made eye contact with the man that claimed to love her.

He saw through her façade like it was a piece of warped glass. His concern was evident as he stood and closed the distance. His hold was gentle as he prodded her to answer the reason for her fear.

Stuttering with the same broken smile, she answered.

“I-I-I’m pre-gnant-t.”

France: François’ cigarette fell as his mouth dropped. “What did you zay?”

“I’m pregnant!” The dam broke as she sobbed into his chest. François’ purple shirt dampening from the heavy tears.

François hugged her closer, burying his face in her soft locks. Shoe crushing the cigarette, he whispered French comforts.

“Do not worry, Amore. You will be a great mother.”

America: “NO WAY!” Allen screamed. A large smile on his face as he spun (Y/N) around.

The second her feet touched the beige carpet; Allen began a barrage of questions. How far along was she, when did she find out, what doctor did she see?

The last question made her shiver as his hands tightened slight and his smile dropping.

“I don’t know, today, and I used the stick test.”

“Oh.” The grip loosened. The smile returning, as he hugged her close.

(Y/N) noted a phantom pain in her hips as Allen dreamy rocked her, wondering which of the fifty states would be born first.  

Canada: Chuckling Matt ran a hand through his long locks. “I was beginning to lose hope, but I guess I never should have doubted.”

(Y/N)’s voice was soft as she questioned him. Wondering what he meant.

“Since that day I first saw you,” Matt smiled, “I know that you were meant to mother my children.”

England: Gently Oliver grasped (Y/N)’s hands. She shivered at his cool touch and cat-like smile.

His British accent filled the room as he expressed his excitement. The coos of pride as he told (Y/N) how he couldn’t wait to be a father, how he dreamed of this day and would not fail like he had with his brothers. Ramblings about which colors they would paint the nursey, and which fairy tribe they would ask to bless their child.

(Y/N) sat frozen. Wondering how long he had been waiting to hear this news.

Russia: Viktor held out his gloved hand, a silent request to see the pregnancy test. There was no fight as the tired woman gave the plastic rectangle to the much taller male.

Holding it at eye lever Viktor looked at the positive test. A satisfied smile crept across his face as he gazed down at his little wife.

His hand cupped her waist as he gently led her to their large bedroom. This was exciting news, and he knew the perfect way to celebrate.

China: Jin launched himself into (Y/N)’s arms as he quietly thanked her. A couple tears left his eyes at the realization of his centuries long dream was coming true.

Holding his Qin at arm’s length, a genuine smile on his face as he proclaimed that a family gathering needed to be held. Everyone needed to hear the wonderful news of the newest addition.

[yandere-dark-cupid]

Coming soon....

Hetalia~

- Yandere America x country reader ( ft. Yandere states ): One big happy family.

- Yandere Prussia: Sfw and Nsfw ✔

- Yandere Scotland x female reader scenario: One Night

- Platonic Yandere 2p FACE headcanons.

- Yandere 2p Russia: Sfw and Nsfw ✔

- Yandere Italy and Romano ( Poly ): Sfw and Nsfw

- England x reader scenario: Into the Rose garden. ( Non- yandere )

- Yandere 2p Japan x female country reader scenario: Hidden beauty (1/?)

- 2p England x shy reader scenario: Milk and cookies ( Non- yandere ).

- Yandere 2p Wolf Canada x Autistic female reader scenarios: Tag, you're It (1/2)

- Yandere 2p France x reader x Yandere 2p Russia scenario: Wilted flowers 💙

- Yandere America: Sfw and Nsfw

- Yandere 2p Russia and 2p England: Sfw and Nsfw

- Yandere ACE fam reacting to a cold and stotic Darling that managed to escape. ✔

- Yandere 2p Canada: Sfw and Nsfw ✔

- 2p China: Sfw and Nsfw ( Non- yandere )

Hazbin Hotel/ Helluva Boss~

- M & M ( Millie and Moxxie ) ( Poly ): Sfw and Nsfw ( Non-yandere )

- Alastor headcanons ( Non- yandere )

- Velvet x influencer/ social media Star reader scenario: Internet gold

- Platonic Husk x teen mute reader scenario: comforting Silence ( Non - Yandere )

- Platonic Lilith and Lucifer x Shy yet powerful tween reader ( ft. Platonic Charlie ) scenario: Teen Idle ( Non- yandere )

- Yandere Royal family x Angel reader scenario: Finally Complete

- Platonic Yandere Alastor x teen reader scenario: Papa knows best

- I.M.P crew x Child reader x Platonic Yandere Striker scenario: We'll get you back (1/?)

- Yandere Stella and Stoles x female Imp reader scenario ( Poly ) : Compromise

- Yandere Stella and Stoles ( Poly ): Sfw and Nsfw 💙

- Loona x human reader Imagine ( Non- yandere )

- Platonic Yandere Octavia x female reader scenario: Pinky promise

- Yandere Octavia x female Royal reader scenario: Royal affairs

- Platonic Yandere Vaggie x Sister reader scenario: Protection ( The reader is transgendered female in this )

Resident evil~

- Yandere Lady Dimitrescu: Sfw and Nsfw

- Yandere Ethan winter headcanons

- Platonic Yandere Dimitrescu daughters headcanons 💙

- Yandere Dimitrescu daughters: Sfw and Nsfw

- Yandere Heisenberg x Male reader scenario:

- Yandere Chris Redfield Imagine

- Platonic Yandere Mother Miranda headcanons

- Yandere Donna Beneviento x female reader Imagine

- Yandere Ethan x Dimitrescu sister reader scenario: Difficult

Creepypasta~

- Yandere Slenderman headcanons

- Yandere Offenderman: Sfw and Nsfw

- Yandere Eyeless Jack: Sfw and Nsfw

- Platonic Yandere Splendorman x reader scenario: Best friends forever.....

- Yandere Laughing Jack x reader Imagine 💙

- Jane the killer x female reader Imagine ( Non- yandere )

- Yandere Jeff the killer x Yandere killer reader scenario: Killer couple

- Yandere Zalgo x "Heartless" demon reader scenario: Match made in Hell

- Platonic Slenderman x yokai sad child reader scenario: Never alone ( Non- yandere )

- Yandere Clockwork x reader scenario: Tic Tok

- Yandere Ticci Toby x reader scenario: The boy went "~ Tic Tic Tic~"

- Yandere Ben Drowned x Male reader Imagine ( The reader will be a transgender male in this )

- Yandere CandyPop x Non- binary Coulrophobic reader Imagine ( ft. Jason toy maker )

- Platonic Puppeteer x Creepypasta doll child reader scenario: The Puppeteer and his Doll ( Non- yandere )

Twisted Wonderland~

- Yandere Vil: Sfw and Nsfw

- Yandere Malleus x Fairy reader scenario: My Clarity

- Leona x Lazy lion reader headcanons ( Non- yandere )

- Yandere Leona x Mouse reader scenario: Little mouse

- Yandere Jack x Chubby bunny reader Nsfw scenario: Predator and prey

- Yandere Riddle x chaotic reader headcanons ✔

- Yandere tweels ( Poly ): Sfw and Nsfw

- Yandere Crowley x reader scenario: Generosity

- Yandere Kamil x reader scenario: Trapped in a luxurious prison.

- Yandere Vil, Malleus, Leona, Jake, and Azul with a Yandere reader that's in love with another 💙

Avatar the last airbender ~ ( They're aged up Btw )

Platonic Yandere Aang x Child avatar reader Imagine

- Yandere Zuko x waterbender reader scenario: A Dragon's treasure (2/?) 💙

- Katara: Sfw and Nsfw ( Non- yandere )

- Yandere Sokka: Sfw and Nsfw

- Yandere pre- redemption Zuko x Avatar reader: I will find you.....

- Yandere Toph headcanons

- Yandere Princess Yui x female waterbender reader scenario: Connected (1/3)

- Platonic Iroh x lost male child reader scenario: Everythings okay ( Non- yandere )

- Yandere Toph x deaf female firebender reader Imagine

- Yandere Sokka x Male reader x Yandere Zuko Scenario ( poly ) : Sharing

- Platonic Katara x Aang's sister reader: Sisters ( Non- yandere )

Black butler ~ ( Some characters are aged up Btw )

- Grell with a chaotic ( transgender ) female reaper reader headcanons

- Yandere Ciel and Sebastian x Male Angel reader scenario: When an Angel fallen from grace

- Yandere Claude, Sebastian, and Grell with a darling that doesn't react and is fine with being kidnapped, because as a child they were neglected headcanons

- Yandere Lady Red x mute female reader scenario; Paint them Red

- Sebastian with an Incubus reader headcanons ( Non- yandere )

- Platonic Grell x child witch reader: Mother Grell (1/4) { Baby Witch mini series }

- Yandere Ciel x Princess reader scenario: My fair Lady.....

- Platonic Undertaker x memey reaper teen reader: Coffin dance

- Platonic Yandere Elizabeth x little sister reader Imagine 💙

Undetale ~ ( Multi- verse sanses only )

- Platonic Pre- corrupt Nightmare x Child reader scenario: Read me a bedtime story please ( Non- yandere ) ✔

- Yandere Fallen Stars ( Star sanses ): Sfw and Nsfw

- Platonic reaper Sans x child God reader scenario: Newbie ( Non- yandere )

- Yandere Ink and Error with a reader the has High 'LOVE' headcanons

- Platonic Ink x tween reader scenario: Little Artist ( Non- yandere )

💙: Means, currently working on.

❤: Means, Coming up next.

✔: Means, Done.

: Means, have yet to work on.

There will be more coming later. Stay tooned my Little Tainted Angels~ 💜❤💜

[anotherehetalia1p2pblog]

Can I get platonic Yandere 2ps with their kid that just turned 18 and they're ready to move out, apparently they'll feel like a burden now since they're living under the boys roof and is now an adult.

For non groups questions, IE 2p Allies, 2p Axis, ect, I’m only going to write for five characters to make it easier on myself.

2p England: Ohhhhhh my little sweetie! There is no need to move out! I love having you with me, and you are Never and wil Never be a burdan, ok? Now, how about some tasty scones and a hot cuppa. Does that sound nice? Oliver wants to appear like the perfect parant, and he will do so while making sure his child will stay with them. If talking to them won’t work, than Oliver is not afraid to pull some strings in the background. He will make sure you can and will never find a place to live. If that means blackmail, threats, bribery, murder, etc than he will do it all while giving his child a sweet smile and a plateful of their favorite foods. 

2p France: ...Are you feeling unwell? I think you might have a bit of a fever. Go rest now and when you wake up you will feel all better. Francois will have his child stay with him even of he has to posin them and make them bedbound if he must. It will be less work for him than trying to physically stop you from moving out.

2p Russia: It is not logical for you to move out. Wasting money on a place when you have a perfectly good home here and someone to take care of you makes no sense. Viktor will try to use logic on his child. It really does make no sense for his child to try to leave becase he will never let them leave. Why bother in the first place when the effort will be fruitile.

2p Romano: What? But baby, living on your own is boring and frustrating! Isn’t it soooooo much better to live here, in OUR home where you live in luxury? Now, stop being a silly billy alright. I don’t want to hear anymore nonsense of you moving out, capishe? Flavio has strong social toes to pretty much everyone that matters and he will use those ties to tie his child down if he must. It really will be hard to try and move out with all the possible doorways being shut.

2p Austria: Oh my little prince/princess, you don’t really mean you want to move out, do you? Heh that is such a silly thought! You have everything you need here, with me. You are royalty of the dark and must stay somewhere safe. There are many monsters and thing hiding in the shadows that will want to hurt you because you are my little prince/princess. It is safe here, I promise you that. Roland will make a deal with some creatures to go after his child of they really do try to live on their own. Of course he will be the mightly King he is and safe them from harm in the end, but his child doesn’t need to know that each and every attack and kidnapping is orchestrated and planed by dear old daddy himself.