#chicken drama

[benevolentdinosaur]

Chicken scientists please explain this

[seabeck]

Tiddy chicken wants to be an inside chicken again so badly but Gwendolyn won’t allow it. When she was inside before she was the boss of Gwendy and Willow but when I added Maple to the flock, Gwendolyn suddenly wasn’t bottom bitch and got a major confidence boost which turned her into a bully

[fruitbird15]

Minor chicken drama the other day.

One of the Ms Levels got egg bound. Walking along bow legged and periodically stopping to strain. Knowing this can be fatal if not treated within a couple of days me and mum filled a bucket with warm water and caught her with a net, plunking her in it for as long as she would tolerate it, as warm water is supposed to loosen the muscles. (Mum also, and welcome to the glamorous realities of chicken keeping, had a quick, uh...feel around to see if she could feel the egg.) It didn't seem to help at first and she spent most of the day looking more and more miserable.

We were honestly a little concerned but when we woke up the next morning there was a small egg lying in the middle of the run and Ms level giving us a very distrustful side-eye. It had a weirdly thick shell when we checked it and I think maybe it got stuck in the part of the oviduct that applies the shell?

Either way she's sitting down a fair bit today, either she sprained a muscle straining or its just. Hot. But otherwise she seems ok. No more straining or looking miserable.

[makenna-made-this]

Take off in 5, 4, 3, 2...

NYOOM

[aprilblossomgirl]

my favorite QL 2023 recaps: part 2 - Mark Pakin

Mark Pakin Kunaanuwit and his co-stars in shows throughout 2023.

GIF 1. The Warp Effect (2022-2023) - as Jedi with Best Jira as Rose

GIF 2. Moonlight Chicken (2023) - as Saleng with View Benyapa as Praew

GIF 3. My School President (2022-2023) - as Thiuson with Ford Allan as Por

GIF 4. Only Friends (2023) - as Nick with Neo Trai as Boston

GIF 5. Last Twilight (2023-2024) - as Night with Namtan Tipnaree as Phojai

[wanderlust-in-my-soul]

The Back Hug - a sign of both trust and protection. As a recipient it means someone literally has your back. As a giver it means you are willing to protect them from anything.

Eien No Kinou

Unknown

Be My Favorite

Like In The Movies

My Tooth Your Love

A Boss And A Babe

Happy Merrry Ending

Cherry Magic The Movie

Love Mate

Moonlight Chicken

My favorite backhugs (Part 6/?) as part of my favorite bl-tropes-collection.

[gunsatthaphan]

alan 🤝🏻 sand deserve a fcking break

[missfisherandjack]

Miss Fisher’s Murder Mysteries (2012-2015) ↳ 1x03 The Green Mill Murder

[jaehwany]

Honestly, Mum. I have no problem at all with him being deaf. He understands everything just like everyone else. Did you learn sign language? You seem good at it. I just started. I still make mistakes when I use it. We mostly talk through written messages. Nothing is too difficult, Mum. I love it when I’m with him.

MOONLIGHT CHICKEN (2023) dir. Backaof Noppharnach

[khaotunq]

↳ There's one actor with curly hair. I think his name is Mark Pakin

[rayandgay]

But I'd regret it if my child didn't love anyone at all. Have a boyfriend already, for me.

[benevolentdinosaur]

Caramel is being super obnoxious at moment.

Poor Jillian looks so done

[chinzillas]

@kdramaspace  2023 YEAR IN REVIEW  Masterclass in Acting | best actor(s)

[wahgifs]

we all know the working energy of earth and mix when they perform together. — moonlight chicken (2023) dir. aof noppharnach 🐔

[hot-take-tournament]

HOT TAKE TOURNAMENT!

GREATEST HITS!

Submission 474

vocaloids (and all similar non-Yamaha-owned vocal synths) are bad. all of them.

It's a mockery of the human voice. Frye from Splatoon 3 of all things is the closest we will ever get to having any interesting vocal technique in a voice synth bank. Singing styles around the world are so interesting and take so much skill and you abandon them for a glorified MIDI file? I also blame them for the rise of AI-generated covers, because they first started the devaluing of the human voice and the usage of it as an instrument - a really boring one that will never know advanced or diverse technique. Congrats, Miku made Minecraft, now all of SpongeBob has sang Billie Jean by Michael Jackson. At least the SpongeBob characters have distinct and interesting voices.

[from follow up asks]

hello. vocaloid take submitter here.

i didn't expect my submission to gain as much traction as it did, i thought it was lukewarm at best. i thought there were more vocaloid haters out there. this is tumblr, though, so i guess not. still think vocaloid is ass though.

i will say, it might add context to my take that i myself am a singer and have natural perfect pitch. while i haven't sang in any professional capacity, i've still done some voice training and lots of lower level performances. i have very strong feelings about singing, and hold what the human voice can do in high regard.

i also have a better ear for picking up smaller things in the human voice (re: natural perfect pitch) and the difference between humans and vocaloid is extremely striking to me. no amount of tuning can make a vocaloid not sound lifeless to me, because i will never, ever hear a human voice, and instead of letting the lead of the song Not Be Vocals - which has never been a novel concept - they HAVE to put the voice bank in.

also, re: "frye isn't a voice bank dumbass", congrats! you took away something i felt was actually interesting! god i wish more people knew about more singing styles that they couldn't easily replicate!

while now i know that AI voices are not a continuation of vocaloid, sorry, still think it's bad, go to hell and learn to compose a song without lyrics.

also - still the vocaloid take submitter - to continue:

i will eventually send a link to a playlist of all of the Vocaloid songs i have ever listened to, because i am sure most of the people who think i submitted that think that i do not even know what Defoko is, or that i've heard exactly two Hatsune Miku songs. i know what Defoko is. i know she's entirely computer generated. i've listened to her voice. i still think it's bad. have any of you big shots heard of Big Al? i've listened to him. also bad. it's bad.

Submission 111

I think chicken breast is disgusting and I would rather blend it up into a shake than eat it with my teeth

It’s fast, it’s efficient, it’s nutritious if you add fruits and vegetables. It’s easy to prepare and you can drink it on the go. I need the protein but chicken breast tastes disgusting either way, and I’m tired of putting in so much effort to make the joyless rubbery meat taste good.

My friends and family are wrong, this is the future.

I see some of you not voting! That's cheating!

It's ok if you agree with neither take! Just choose the take you agree with slightly more!

Think of it like choosing the lesser of two evils!

Propaganda is always encouraged, and remember to reblog your favourite polls for exposure!

[wanderlust-in-my-soul]

It doesn't always have to be the kisses with minute-long slow-motion approaches and dramatic music. It's these little everyday ones that make relationships seem realistic. (Part 2/?)

Moonlight Chicken

History 3: Trapped

The New Employee

Kiseki: Dear To Me

Happy Merry Ending

Our Dating Sim

Love Class 2

Love Mate

History 4: Close To You

My Secret Love

My favorite bl-tropes collection, as most of the times in no particular order.