#chers talks

[cherry-cristal]

Not thinking about Ghost's mom running away with Tommy and Simon when they are teenagers to a little town in the middle of nowhere, Scotland, no sir.

Not thinking about that little town being a werewolf town that doesn't like outsiders but welcome the struggling human mother and her kids because they can smell lies and know she's a good person, nu-uh.

Not thinking about Ghost not mingling with the other kids in his highschool, having anger issues and social issues because of his trauma, nope.

Absolutely not thinking about extrovert Soap being the only one that still tries to talk to him after everyone has given up on socialising with the new human kid that came from nowhere, para nada.

Also no thinking about Ghost getting a hobby like wood carving to help his anger issues but being really bad at it at the beginning, learning how to have patience, trust the process, learn to love the imperfections on the little sculptures he does, noooop.

And especially not thinking about Ghost giving an objectively ugly tiny carving of a deer to Soap for his birthday that Soap's inner wolf accepts as a courting gift, neither Ghost nor Soap knowing that, no, no, no.

[schnitzelsemmerl]

he is beauty he is grace he is the chosen one to save the zolarian race

[jessmalia]

CLUELESS (1995) dir. Amy Heckerling

[cherry-cristal]

Omg love the idea, but can we talk about when Gaz, his golden child, his favourite cussed him out?

Like idk, Gaz was away in a mission and didn't know about the Soap fiasco and he (Soap) sure as hell didn't tell him.

So Gaz coming back after said mission, with 2 hours of sleep and an stale Oreo was tired and didn't like how Price was scolding him about his grammar in the report or something

"Old dick"

Price just stops

Nik taught Ghost, Gaz, and Soap how to cuss and insult someone in Russian. He told them Price didn’t know Russian so they could get away with cussing him out. Unfortunately (for them), Price does know Russian. He’s actually fluent. So when Soap called him a ‘dick’ in Russian, he immediately responded with “Я заставлю тебя пожалеть, что встал сегодня.” (I’ll make you regret getting up today).

Soap was terrified to ask for the translation.

(Nik felt bad for not telling them that Price understood Russian but the look on Soap’s face made it worth it.)

[cherbearsz]

it’s as nicki minaj foretold… he is the alpha the omega everything in between @fernsnailz

VOTE OMEGA IN THE TEAM DARK POLL AND SPARE YOURSELF IN THE IMMINENT ROBOT APOCALYPSE

[oyeixcher]

Every OyeiCher scene (16 ¦ ??) 

O: "Naughty hand." C: "Can't help it. We were apart for a while. Don't you miss me?" O: "I do. Dr. Dee came to see Yak there. But no one came for me." C: "I have to be here for the gym. Who would take care of our customers, if I went there? Wasn't our video call enough? I still couldn't shake off what I saw." O: "Why don't you see the real thing then?"

[pangzi]

thinking about how (novel) cher was the one who pursued oyei. thinking about how one of the ways he flirted with him was calling himself yak's mother. thinking about how (show) oyei saved cher the first time they met. thinking about how cher was the first person oyei trained in the gym.

i just need cher to be incredibly bad at flirting. he's never had to really flirt too much so he's just winging it. meanwhile oyei is completely oblivious to cher's advances. he just thinks the pretty guy he saved from some jerks a while ago is here to learn self defense and is mostly just being nice to him because of what happened.

it would make their current dynamic just so much funnier if cher was the handsy one first, horny out of his mind for the sweet oblivious boxer and trying just about everything he can think of to get oyei. meanwhile oyei is just his best to hide his attraction to cher and stay professional.

incredibly important update: someone seems to be writing it!

[cheriil]

you know sometimes I'm like "Damn, Steve has it rough" and then i remember that via canon, we really know nothing about his parents and we just all decided that Steve needed to suffer.

[feng-shui71]

Alvi and Junior reference sheets

[25shadesoffebruary]

[heretherebedork]

Okay, so Cher is on Yei's side no matter what, even if it means understanding that he was trying to protect him from the reality of what was happening. I'm so glad. He really is the mom who just wants to keep the family together while Yak aches and leaves.

[cherry-cristal]

Ok, so...

Trans!Soap? Yes, love it.

But think about this:

Soap’s father abandoning them after learning his wife is gonna have twins “I’m sorry my love isn’t enough for 5″

Soap’s mom crying about the shitty excuse of a goodbye note his husband left

Soap, stary eyed, now a middle child and 6 y/o yelling “don’t worry mom! We’re gonna be ‘k! I’m the man of the house now!”

Soap’s mom thinking it was a phase

It wasn’t

Soap’s mom not knowing what to do but love her... child, son, it’s difficult for her, ok? Small town, catholic as she is.

But loving him she did.

Now picture this.

Soap’s mom, teary eyed looking at her only son go to the military and come back with a BRITHISH MAN!

“I DIDN’T RISE YE’ TO BRING ME’ ‘A BLOODY BRIT, JOHN MACTAVISH!”

“But maw!”

“NO BUTS JOHN!”

“I know how to bake...”

“You can stay”

[schnitzelsemmerl]

"were dating" "a friend of mine rode the cyclone and died" ok??? a melody??????? floats through the air?? when silence falls????????? does no one care?? does anyone care?????? another sad forgotten tune????? another song???? that no one knows????????? forget how it goes??? just john??? and me??????? forever???? eternally?????????? jane doe??

[xxplastic-cubexx]

friend trying to convince me to download fortnite by saying magneto in it and ouuuugh first off dont like how she knows me like that i feel exposed but second off they better not make that bitch available again cause i will fold instantly

[cuntylouis]

So twisted that when Claudia asserted that she would be a sister from now on instead of a daughter she thought that it would raise her to become equal with her parents and they would start to see her as an adult, but instead what happened is that their family dynamic changed so that Louis' position was lowered to a child's level with Claudia

[doublel27]

@lurkingshan I loved your tags. Hope you don’t mind me stealing them to use here because

Mostly because, Yak gave the biggest younger sibling energy here and I was reminded why, as the oldest, I nearly always vibe harder with the elder sibling. I’m not even mad or disappointed. Younger sibling fails to see the sacrifices that have been made on their behalf or how they’ve been protected from the worst of their family, or worse is mad about it:

Like, the whole fight that Yak and Yei are having is about Yei not involving Yak and treating him like a baby and here is Yak failing to see anything from Yei’s perspective because he’s been sheltered. (This is not all younger siblings but it’s not uncommon)

Dad is only the enemy if you both see him as the enemy and as Yei has been largely shouldering his burdens alone that his parents have left him with, I don’t think Yak ever viewed Dad as the enemy we all did. Yak seemed genuinely pleased that their dad showed up in the boxing gym a few eps ago even if it was to mostly yell at Yak for failing. He seemed upset when Yei cut the conversation short and made him come practice instead of continuing to engage with their dad. As an audience we all got it but, Yak didn’t realize how much Yei had on his plate and what he was struggling with. Some of that is on Yei, but most of it is on their parents (including mom who was like it’s up to you now to take care of your brother) rather than tasking her husband with that, and Dad for just dipping. Some of that is that Yak honestly has never actually thought about it because Yei and Cher take care of everything.

But it’s also easier to make Yei the villain and be mad at Yei because Yei isn’t going to go anywhere. Yei is the most stable adult in Yak’s life (after Cher of course). Yei will take the punches and keep showing up because that’s who he is.

Dad on the other hand is wet paper who cant take a punch and Yak still wants something from him, approval, a second chance at goodbye…which is common amongst the younger siblings.

Yak won’t come around for real until Dad survives cancer and dips on them again. Because that’s how that usually works. Or you know, asks for the deed back or suggests that the boxing gym is part theirs now because his wife helped. 🫠

Anyway, team Yei should stay mad at dad and everyone should have backed him. My bluest boy remains the best and deserves the whole world.