#chelsea harris

[female-buckets]

Feeling extra patriotic today 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲

USA! USA! USA!

[vampireopossum]

i have achieved enlightenment

[tpwkmadeline]

if you ever need a good laugh just imagine harry doing a hop skip and jump every morning to get into those painted on skinny jeans

[liliesforedith]

my favorite female artists ♡

[pernillecfcw]

The squad heading to the euros 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿❤️

[avawritingsfc]

i am back...oops its been a while 🙊

I will be writing again...but my interests have changed slightly (I will still accept SF9/BTS requests among others) including a random assortment of people below:

🧡 Joe burrow

💙 Cole Palmer

❤️ Emile Smith Rowe

💚 Harry Lewis (Wroetoshaw)

I am open to writing for other footballers...if i like them too hehe ⚽️🤍

[bracketsoffear]

Hannibal (Thomas Harris) "You remember Hannibal Lecter: gentleman, genius, cannibal. Seven years have passed since Dr. Lecter escaped from custody. And for seven years he’s been at large, free to savor the scents, the essences, of an unguarded world. But intruders have entered Dr. Lecter’s world, piercing his new identity, sensing the evil that surrounds him. For the multimillionaire Hannibal left maimed, for a corrupt Italian policeman, and for FBI agent Clarice Starling, who once stood before Lecter and who has never been the same, the final hunt for Hannibal Lecter has begun. All of them, in their separate ways, want to find Dr. Lecter. And all three will get their wish. But only one will live long enough to savor the reward. . . . "

"There's a lot of Flesh in this one, but the bit that stands out to me is when [Redacted] gets eaten alive by hogs."

A Certain Hunger (Chelsea G. Summers) "Food critic Dorothy Daniels loves what she does. Discerning, meticulous, and very, very smart, Dorothy's clear mastery of the culinary arts make it likely that she could, on any given night, whip up a more inspired dish than any one of the chefs she writes about. Dorothy loves sex as much as she loves food, and while she has struggled to find a long-term partner that can keep up with her, she makes the best of her single life, frequently traveling from Manhattan to Italy for a taste of both.

But there is something within Dorothy that's different from everyone else, and having suppressed it long enough, she starts to embrace what makes Dorothy uniquely, terrifyingly herself. Recounting her life from a seemingly idyllic farm-to-table childhood, the heights of her career, to the moment she plunges an ice pick into a man's neck on Fire Island, Dorothy Daniels show us what happens when a woman finally embraces her superiority."

[yudgefudge]

sorting footballers into hogwarts houses: blue club SUPERCUT

so today's episode of hogwarts sorting is for man city, chelsea and tottenham. I am combining them because if I did them individually there wouldnt be enough players cuz Im not familiar with most of them and I dont want to be. so yeah I'm doing this. I did categorize them by club tho lol

Gryffindor

city

John Stones

Kyle Walker

Rodri

Mateo Kovacic

Jack Grealish

chelsea

Thiago Silva

Enzo Fernandez

Raheem Sterling

tottenham

James Maddison

Eric Dier

Cuti Romero

Hufflepuff

Ruben Dias

Julian Alvarez

Erling Haaland

tottenham

Heung-Min Son

Dele Alli

chelsea

Mauricio Pochettino

Ravenclaw

city

Josko Gvardiol

Kevin de Bruyne

Pep Guardiola

chelsea

Ben Chilwell

tottenham

Hugo Lloris

Slytherin

city

Bernardo Silva

Phil Foden

chelsea

Reece James

tottenham

Richarlison

[liverpool-enjoyer]

footballers doing karaoke

requested by the lovely lynn!!! ty so much for requesting <3 @liverpoolfanfiction

leo: nuh uh. you could not get him up there if you PAID him. not with a gun to his head. not if you offered him a free transfer back to barcelona. luis n ney tried to drag him but damn leo rlly can get physical if he needs to.

ney: he, uh, he certainly is confident. singing his heart out like taylor swift up there. is the confidence warranted??? the comments under the video luis took n posted on instagram will be the answer to that. for his second song he drags richarlison up they do wannabe or some shit.

harry kane: despite his,,, difficulties with his native language, he sings in perfect understandable english to the surprise of everyone n their mother.

christian: drags like half his chelsea teammates to do a rendition of hotel california. sings the ENTIRE ending guitar solo while everyone looks at him like 😳. n when i say he SINGS the two minute guitar solo i mean he SINGS THE TWO MINUTE GUITAR SOLO.

luka: hes rlly rlly shy n everyone can tell hes nervous. even tho his singing isnt perfect everyone hypes him up n tells him what a great job he did!!!

luis: promised ney hed do ONE song, so he does tequila by the champs. cheeky bastard.

joao: does the color violet by tory lanez n it breaks the fucking internet.

sergio: the whole night his teammates are pestering him to go up n he keeps saying no. to no ones surprise it jus takes luka saying "i think you should go" for him to change his mind. picks some sappy spanish love song n if he keeps making eye contact w luka its TOTALLY a coincidence trust me bro.

mbappe: was dared by hakimi to do rap god by eminem n literally finds himself GASPING for air at several points in the song.

klopp: oh you KNOW, you KNOW hes pulling up EVERY SINGLE MEMBER of lfc n they are doing the most fucking BALLER rendition of youll never walk alone youve ever seen in your life. hes had a, uh, few drinks in him by this point in the night n spends a good portion a the song giggling.

[pernillecfcw]

New kit unlocked 🔓🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[ruinedholograms]

(2013)

• Body/Head (Kim Gordon) - Coming Apart

• Queens Of The Stone Age - …Like Clockwork

• Tim Hecker - Virgins

• Hans Zimmer - Man Of Steel

• GB - Within These Machines

• Arcade Fire - Reflektor

• David Bowie - The Next Day

• Autechre - Exai

• The Haxan Cloak - Excavation

• Agnes Obel - Aventine

• Grouper - The Man Who Died In His Boat

• Atoms For Peace - Amok

• V/A - Sound City: Reel To Reel

• Nine Inch Nails - Hesitation Marks

• Washed Out - Paracosm

• The Knife - Shaking The Habitual

• Julia Holter - Loud City Song

• Majical Cloudz - Impersonator

• Chelsea Wolfe - Pain Is Beauty

• How To Destroy Angels - Welcome Oblivion

[transpondster]

These People Used to Live Here? | The New Yorker

Before the Chelsea Hotel got swanky, a long-term resident captured the louche building—and its iconic guests—with a black-and-white-film camera.

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NPH dining with Cody Rhodes and matt Cardona

[bestmothertournament]

Propaganda Under Cut:

Chelsea Grayson-Daniels (Mother of Levi): Recommended by yen-sids-tournament. Chelsea tried and failed to keep Levi from making messes through the house. Despite the hurt and betrayal that her ex-husband caused her she is slowly letting him back into Levi's life for Levi's sake. Accepted Levi not wanting to leave his school and friends when she got a job away from home.

Narcissa Malfoy (Mother of Draco): Loves Draco dearly and refused to send him to Durmstrang when that was so far away. When the Dark Lord chose him to kill Dumbledore knowing that it was only a way to further punish her husband she went to Severus and made his swear to protect and aid him so he would be protected. When she and her son became seperated in the Battle of Hogwarts she betrayed the Death Eaters and lied to Voldemort so she could find him. She ran around Hogwarts without a wand looking for her son despite that both sides would now see her as an enemy.

[rawsmackdownnxtdivas]

Brandi Rhodes, Cody Rhodes, Chelsea Green, Matt Cardona 💋