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exsqueezememacaroni · 1 year ago
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(fuzzy) pictures of Mike looking downwards that you would let obliterate you
in whatever way you want to interpret that phrase
For me, there's the classic two:
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and here's my start:
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You got em?? Add em!
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ask-patton · 3 months ago
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Patton. There is a wasp nest in the crook of my garage roof and I need to get to the car. PATTON THERE ARE WASPS. (/lh)
- the chef anon! 🔥
Welcome back chef anon!! Sorry it took me a while to answer this one 😅.
😱 WASPS!! I hope you can get that situation resolved soon, haha. In the meantime, hopefully they won't hurt you as long as they don't feel threatened.
Hope you're doing well, kiddo! Keep on cooking 👨‍🍳💙
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fieriframes · 2 years ago
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[FIERI: That's because chef and owner Pam Patton grew up in the South before false humility is more insulting than open pride. So, great food is...]
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doctorhotdogs · 2 years ago
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Hands down this is one of the best late night performances ever. Absolutely stellar. Give yourself a couple minutes to treat yourself to this.
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ashtonisvibing · 5 months ago
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absolute tragedy
my favorite picrew's gone :(((
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kittylikesflowers · 10 months ago
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Wow- the fact Virgil isn’t visible on mobile until you click on the image
For the longest time I was staring at the tags like "……Virgil? Where’s Virgil here????"
A little more than just a smoothie
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iwant-fuitgummi · 2 months ago
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my headcanons for genshin characters' full names (plus some canon ones lol) ^-^
Travelers:
Aether Sirius Viator
Lumine Spica Viator
Paimon Alycone Merope
Mondstadt:
Albedo Erich Kreideprinz
Amber Ida Hasenkamp-Xia
Astrologist Mona Magdalena Megistus
Barbara “Barbie” Liselotte Pegg
Bennett Anselm Mallory
Dahlia Bram Batz
Diluc Bastian Ragnvindr
Diona Dafni Kätzlein
Eula Babette Lawrence
Fischl von Luftschloss Narfidort
Jeanette “Jean” Elke Gunnhildr
Kaeya Rivaan Alberich / Ragnvindr
Klee Käthe Kessler
Lisa Fiorella Minci
Michael “Mika” Clemens Schmidt
Noelle Petra Desroche
Razor Rolf Minci
Rosaria Karoline Nacht
Vanda “Sucrose” Anneliese Hertz
Varka Johann Bahl
Venti Detlef Daiber / Barbatos
Liyue:
Bai Chongyun
Cai Yanfei
Dai Yaoyao
Ding Xiao
Fei Xingqiu
Hu Tao
Huang Zhongli / Morax / Rex Lapis / Deus Auri
Lei Beidou
Lu Xinyan
Luo Ganyu
Luo Shenhe
Luo Xianyun
Mao Xiangling
Xue Baizhu
Xue Qiqi
Yan Yelan
Yao Ningguang
Yip Gaming
Yun Jin
Zhuang Keqing
Inazuma:
Arataki Itto
Kaedehara Kazuha
Kamisato Ayaka
Kamisato Ayato
Koizumi Chiori
Kujou Sara
Kuki Shinobu
Naganohara Yoimiya
Nekoba Kirara
Raiden Ei / Beelzebul
Raiden Shogun
Sangonomiya Kokomi
Shikanoin Heizou
Shikanoin Sayu
Takeishi Gorou
Thomas Oskar Rothschild / Akatsuki Thoma
Yae Miko
Sumeru:
Al-Haitham ibn Jamir ibn Zaid Sader
Candace bint Hamza ibn Ahmar Asim
Collei bint Tighnari ibn Zayd Habib
Cyno Cyrus Bamoun El-Hafez
Dehya bint Kusayla ibn Malek Hashim
Dori Yildiz / “Dori Sangemah Bay”
Faruzan Azimi
Imai Kunimitsu (Wanderer)
Kaveh Roshan
Layla Yildiz
Nahida Ijaz / Lesser Lord Kusanali / Buer
Nilou Golshan
Sethos Cyrus Bamoun El-Abdelfatteh
Tighnari ibn Zayd ibn Kyree Jubran
Fontaine:
Charlotte Benoîte LaFramboise
Chevreuse Cosette Caideux
Clorinde Maëlle Archambault
Emilie Rose Lavande
Freminet Corentin Snezhevich
Furina Regine Babineaux / “Furina de Fontaine”
Lynette Veronique Alarie-Snezhevna
Lyney Valentin Alarie-Snezhevich
Marion Devereaux Neuvillette
Navia Reine Caspar
Sigewinne Elyna Arquette
Warren Gaultier Wriothesley
Natlan:
Chasca Rivas
Citlali Xahuentitla
Iansan Kẹyinde
Kachina Nanatzcayan
Kinich Canek
Mavuika Whakatāne / Haborym
Mualani Ka’aukai
Oluwatoke Kọlade
Xilonen Nocelotl
Fatui (pretty much all of these will change as the game progresses):
Ajax Klimentovich Melnik / Tartaglia
Ceylse Aurelia Valerian / Columbina
Cosette Margot Bourreau / Sandrone
Crepus Arnfried Ragnvindr / Brighella
Jin Chaoxing / Pantalone
Peruere Genevieve Snezhevna / Arlecchino
Raiden Kunikuzushi / Scaramouche
Rosalyne-Kruzchka Lohefalter / La Signora
Rurik Vadimovich Vorobyev / Pulcinella
Ulrik Agnar Ingolf / Pierro
Tatiana Snezhevna Agapov / the Tsaritsa
Tlacelel Itzcuintlan / Il Captiano
Zandik Nazeri / Il Dottore
Hexenzirkel (again, will change):
Alice Thekla Kessler / "A"
Anya M. Andersdotter / "M"
Astromancer Barbeloth Oda Trismegistus / "B"
Inessa Ivanova Nikulina / "J"
Nicole Reeyn-Ragnvindr / "N"
Octavia Campana / "O"
Idun “Gold” Rhinedottir / "R"
NPCS!!!
(I HAVE A CLEAR FAVORITE NATION)
Mondstadt NPCs:
Adelinde Nett
Adelram Kreideprinz / Durin
Anna and Anthony Heilbrunn
Charles Schenck
Callirhoe Dupuis
Chloris and Flora Diefenbach
Cyrus Laukkanen
Donna Fenimore
Draff Kätzlein
Edith Rayne / Dr. Edith
Ella Musk
Ellin Sheridan
Elzer Boivin
Eury and Nimrod Poirot
Glory Taggart
Godwin Cross
Grace Kappel
Herrik Huffman
Hertha Bonamy
Maeve Livingstone / Dr. Livingstone
Margaret Winfrey
Marjorie Brightwen
Mellan König / Decarabian
Neven Gale / Dvalin
Patchi Driscoll
Patton Schüttmann
Sara Küchler
Siegfria Knochenmus
Timaeus Kloet
Vennessa Aguilar
Victoria Strohkirch
Vile Gagnon
Wagner McGowan
Liyue NPCs:
Gao Haixia / Beisht
Gao Shui / Osial
Huichen Guizhong / Haagentus
Mao Chaoxiang / Chef Mao
Mao Guoba / Marchosius / God of the Stove
Qui Tianlong / Azhdaha
Yi Nuo / Havria
Inazuma NPCs:
Arataki Takuya
Hinoyama Enjou
Raiden Makoto / Baal
Sumeru NPCs:
Amun Al-Ahmar / Deshret
Lilavati Trygve Alberich (post-marriage)'/ Lilavati Kartik Mishra (pre-marriage) / Kaeya's Mom
Nabu Malikata
Parisa Rukkhadevata
Fontaine NPCs:
Alouette Désirée Dupont / Egeria
Elynas Arsène Auclair
Fanchone Océane de Fontaine / Focalors
Remus Berceuse Adagio
all melusines (aside from sigewinne) have the surname "Auclair"
Snezhnaya NPCs:
Aleksander Klimentovich Melnik
Andronika Klimentevna Melnik
Anton Klimentovich Melnik
Teucer Klimentovich Melnik
Theodor Klimentovich Melnik
Tonia Klimentevna Melnik
Khaenri'ah NPCs:
Anfortas Asgeir Alberich
Caribert Alvar Alberich
Chlothar Flosi Alberich
Dainsleif Olan Asketill
Halfdan Munin Lien
Trygve Einar Alberich / Kaeya's Dad
Vedrfolnir Asketill / "the Sinner"
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t4t-apexeclipse · 2 years ago
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[ID: a collection of memes involving misunderstanding terms and phrases that are being said by ts characters. patton is saying “‘chefs kiss’? do- do they really?” roman is saying “‘the bird flu’? yea they tend to do that”. virgil is saying “you’re telling me a shrimp fried this rice?” emile is saying “‘what’s upstairs?’ they can’t talk”. logan is saying “‘based’? based on what?” janus is saying “apartment ‘complex’? i find it quite simple”. character thomas is saying “road work ahead? yea i sure hope it does”. remy is saying “wood fired pizza? how’s pizza gonna get a job now?” remus is saying “you’re telling me a ginger bred this man?” End ID]
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sanderssidesthehouse · 14 days ago
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He only got docked on following instructions because recipes are often vague in places and this would irritate him to no end. He would not be able to follow an older recipe where measurements include ‘follow your heart’ because he’d get sidetracked stalking Patton /j
Hear me out on experimentation. He would have, of course, learned so much theory about what goes well together and how much to use, etc. and half of his job is to be curious. He will be putting things you’ve never thought of together and usually it turns out well. Still docked a point because when it turns out bad it is entirely inedible.
Kitchen safety is naturally a 5. He even puts a damp paper towel under the cutting board to prevent slipping. Anything raw meat has touched is cleaned immediately. You CANNOT get a taste off the spoon, it doesn’t matter that the food is so hot while cooking that it kills the bacteria anyway. He actually knows and uses the proper technique when cutting anything.
I was a bit torn on creation but ultimately I think he would know enough theory and chemistry to figure out how to make something and from there he could spice it up. He’d do great on Chopped.
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Look I know he’s Creativity, but that doesn’t mean everything he creates on his own is fantastic. I think he would just get overzealous without supervision. He also doesn’t neglect safety on purpose, but he forgets.
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Docked on following instructions because you cannot tell me he doesn’t just add a bit of whimsy in there. And he is for sure experimenting. Doesn’t mean he’s figured anything out. And Patton is NOT dumb, he’s just bad at cooking. For creation I think he knows one recipe by heart and if he had to make something new based on it he could and it would be edible but it would probably be kind of boring or he had a little too much whimsy when adding the herbs or spices. And safety… YOU will be safe in Patton’s kitchen. Patton on the other hand…
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Docked on safety because he was so busy worrying about 75 ways one thing could go wrong he neglected to remember something obvious and actually relevant. You’re making no cook pudding, why are you worried about the stove? Same deal for following instructions.
Docked on experimentation and creation because I think he’d be too nervous to really try much, especially if other people were going to eat it. He is certainly capable of a higher score, he’d just too nervous.
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Only docked on safety because he doesn’t care that he’s not a Michelin restaurant chef. He’s going to cut those veggies the way he wants actually, it doesn’t matter if this way is technically riskier.
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Instructions are for nerds. (This is the only way it comes out edible.) Kitchen safety? Why would you want that? Do not put this man in the kitchen. He is going to make something that comes alive.
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Patton would STARVE. Or at the very least subsist on cookies and get scurvy.
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emoprincey · 3 months ago
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How to Steal A Dragon's Heart
This is my fic for the @tss-storytime big bang this year!! I'm really excited to share this! Thanks so much to the mods for being patient when I had to deal with irl stuff that delayed posting this a bit, and thanks to @thegoldenduckie for doing some amazing art for this (link)
Summary:
Roman, Crown Prince of Sandonia, has been given a quest - to go into the forest that borders his kingdom, slay a mighty dragon, and return with its heart. Accompanied by his two best friends - Logan, his guard, and Patton, the son of a chef - he ventures into the forest. Virgil and Janus are dragons, guardians of the forest. But when Virgil is captured by the prince, Janus will stop at nothing to get him back. And when Roman realised the dragons aren't as vicious as he thought, does he still have it in him to go through with his quest?
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loganslowdown4 · 1 year ago
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Janus: So how is the dinner Patton made?
Roman: Wonderful! Please send compliments to the chef.
Janus: *walks into the kitchen*
Janus: You’re adorable.
Patton: *blushes*
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exsqueezememacaroni · 1 year ago
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Anybody got the original of this one? Or any picture of Mike in this outfit???? Miiiight be the new fave Hawaiian shirt.
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ask-patton · 4 months ago
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Hey Patton! I work in foodservice and my job finally got a new stove and guess what--I got to learn how to cook on a flat top grill today!!! I feel like a real chef. It's small, I know. But I'm super proud of it :)
Give the sides hugs for me, and have a cookie today 💙
Hey kiddo! Wow, food service is hard work, so it's awesome to hear that you're enjoying what you do! You should absolutely be proud of this 🤩. And of course, I'll let the others know that today's hugs are coming from our new chef friend!
The Keebler elf dropped in, so I just so happen to have a cookie with me right now 😉. You should treat yourself, too!
I hope you have a wonderful day and a wonderful time at your next chef-shift 👨‍🍳! 💙
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totallynoteggos · 6 months ago
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More incorrect quotes cus yes
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(Y/N): You got a date yet Chad ?
Chad : No...
(Y/N): Well you do now! Get your ass up and hold my hand!
*teen ninja Chad & operative (y/n)*
Chad : *angrily presses (Y/N) against a wall* WHERE'S NUMBUH 1!!
(Y/N): ...
(Y/N): Are we about to kiss-
(Y/N): I'm trash.
Chad : As someone who's environmentally conscious, it's my duty to pick you up. Does 7 work for you?
(Y/N):
(Y/N): You smooth motherfucker.
(Y/N): And yes it does.
*on the GKND prison with cells next to each other*
Chad : Stop doing that.
(Y/N): Stop doing what?
Chad : Saying things that make me wanna kiss the hell out of you.
*Supreme Leader Chad & operative (y/n)*
Chad:*Going over mission files with Numbuh 1*
(Y/N): How do I tell Numbuh 274 that I want them to yell at me like they're Gordon Ramsay and I'm a poor little chef who just ruined a crème brûlée?
Numbuh 5: I beg your fucking pardon?
Chad : Okay, I’m going to get the wedding cake.
(Y/N): Perfect, while you do that I’ll check on the ring bear.
Chad : ...
Chad : You mean ring bearER, right?
(Y/N): ...
Chad : Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding.
Chad : I think I just figured something out. I got to go.
(Y/N): Aren't you forgetting something?
Chad : Uuh...*hesitantly kisses (Y/N)'s forehead before running out.*
(Y/N): No, pay your bill! Damn, who raised you?
*After Operation: CH.A.D*
Chad : I owe you one (#).
(Y/N): That’s ok. You can just date me and we’ll call it even. :)
Nigel: HUH??
Stfu Nigel she's shooting her shot
(Y/N): I don't know how to tell you this, but... I love you.
Chad: That's great, (Y/N). Especially considering the fact we've been married for 6 fucking years.
(Y/N): Is something burning?
Chad, leaning seductively on the counter: Just my desire for you.
(Y/N): Chad, the toaster is literally on fire.
Chad: Okay, but what if we went to dinner not as friends this time?
(Y/N): AS ENEMIES?!
Chad:…
Chad: Hey, (Y/N), what do you think it would be like if we had kids?
(Y/N): What would it be like? Inconvenient, mostly.
Chad: No, I mean, what would they be like, the kids? You ever think about it?
(Y/N): Can't really say I have.
Chad: You know, for someone as eccentric as yourself, you can be boring as fuck sometimes.
(Y/N): Sorry, Chad. For what it's worth, I'm picturing them now. A boy and a girl. Two perfect little freaks of nature raised by people who've clearly got no business bringin' up anybody.
*At a speed dating event*
Chad: Oh wow, people are really shallow.
(Y/N): Consider it a background check. For example: Do you have a death certificate?
Chad: *Checks their pulse* Sorry, not yet.
(Y/N): Good, I'm not fucking a ghost again.
Chad: The first time I saw you, you stole my heart.
(Y/N): But I'm a kleptomaniac, so that doesn't mean anything.
(Y/N): Chad, you love me, right?
Chad: Normally I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere I won’t like.
(Y/N): *on the phone with Chad* I can’t talk right now, I’m doing hot girl shit.
Chad: You’re pulling Oreos apart and saving off the frosting to make a mega Oreo, aren’t you.
(Y/N): Maybe.
Chad: *trying to get five seconds of sleep*
(Y/N), poking Chad’s arm: Chad Chad. Chad. Chad.
Chad: WHAT?
(Y/N): …We’re out of Capri Suns—
(Y/N): You’re not jealous, are you?
Chad: No!
(Y/N): Good, ‘cause I consider my fake relationship with you a lot more meaningful.
Chad: There. How do I look?
(Y/N): Like a cheap French harlot.
Chad: French?!
*Uno (Y/N)*
Chad, trying to flirt with (Y/N): I think both of our families suck.
Patton: Hey, what have you two been doing?
Fanny: we were helping Chad with their wedding vows and we were kicked out of their house for making it inappropriate.
Rachel: How is “Nice ass, (Y/N)” inappropriate?
Chad: There's no meeting today because Rachel is at the police station.
Fanny: They're in jail?!
Patton: We have to get them out!
(Y/N): Jailbreak! I'm in!
(y/N): I'll dress up and distract the guard!
Patton: Ooh, I'll bake some food to help distract ALL the guards!
Fanny: I guess I could bring my frying pan in case we need a shield to keep us from being shot-
Chad: No! Rachel wasn't arrested! They're undercover, taking the system down from the inside. They don't need our help!
Chad: Guys, I’ve been meaning to tell you… (Y/N) and I are dating.
(Y/N), Patton, Rachel, and Fanny: *gasp*
Chad: (Y/N), why are you surprised?!
Maurice, about Chad and (Y/N): My god, would you two just get a room already?
(Y/N): Excuse me, Maurice?
Maurice: You both just keep agreeing about horrifying things and relishing everybody else's misery. So seriously, when's the wedding?
Chad: ...
Cree: I ship it!
The Steve: CAN YOU NOT?
(Y/N): We need more help. Maybe I should call my friends.
Cree: ... Your what?
(Y/N): My friends.
Maurice: Are they saying “friends”?
The Steve: I think they're being sarcastic.
Chad: No, no, no, this is delirium, they've cracked from being awake all night. Hey, (Y/N)! All of your friends are in this room.
(Y/N): Which one of you was going to tell me that tea tastes different if you put it in hot water??
Maurice: Y- you were putting it in cold water??
Cree: (Y/N). Answer the question, (Y/N).
(Y/N): Yeah??? I thought people just put it in hot water to speed up the tea-ification process. didn't realize there was an actual reason.
(Y/N): Plus you think I have the patience to boil water?
Maurice: You don't have the patience to microwave water for 3 minutes??
Cree: Why are you putting it in the microwave to boil it?
Maurice: Do you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove?
Cree: It takes less than a minute.
Maurice: Is your stovetop powered by the fucking sun???
Cree: How long does it take you to boil a cup of water on the stove?
Maurice: Like seven minutes??
The Steve: Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat and it boils in like 2 minutes... less than that if you use a saucepan!
Cree: Why are you putting the whole mug on the stove?? On medium heat?? The Steve? Your stove is enchanted!
(Y/N): Every single person here is a fucking lunatic.
Chad: Do none of you own a fucking kettle?!
Cree: What did you guys get in your yearbook?
Chad: 'Hottest Quarterback'
Maurice: 'Chillest Personality'
The Steve: 'Most likely to start a bar fight'
(Y/N): 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'
(Y/N): Look guys, I need help.
Cree: Love help?
Maurice: Financial help?
The Steve: Emotional help?
Chad: Help moving a body?
*Everybody looks at Chad*
Chad: What? I’m a ride or die boyfriend?
The Steve: Why isn’t the statue smirking at me?
Maurice: It isn’t smirking at anyone, they’re all just imagining it.
(Y/N): Three of us saw it, Maurice. How do you explain that?
Maurice: *points at Chad* Sleep deprivation. *points at (Y/N)* Paranoia. *points at Cree* Delusional personality disorder.
(Y/N): God, if only someone loved me…
Chad: *standing behind them with roses*
Patton: *holding box of chocolates*
Maurice: *has balloons and a card*
Rachel: *facepalms* This is sad.
(Idk Numbuh 10’s real name so it’s gonna be Ashley also GKND Au)
Ace: Hey, can we stay in your dorm tonight?
Chad: Why?
Ashley: Rachel fiddled with an ouija board and cursed ours.
Maurice: (Y/N) doesn't know how to banish spirits, so they just throw salt at them and yell "DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A HOTEL TO YOU?!"
(y/n): I hope you have an explanation for this.
Ace: We have three, actually!
Chad: Pick your favorite.
Ashley: (y/n)! What did I tell you about lying?
(y/n), looking down: ...That it only works on Chad.
(y/n): PEASANT. I REQUIRE SUSTENANCE.
Maurice: You know there are other ways to say you want McDonalds.
(y/n): FOUL PLEBEIAN. YOU DARE SPEAK AGAINST ME—
Maurice: *sigh* What do you want?
(y/n): Chicken nuggets please.
Chad: How many children do you have?
(y/n) with multiple cadets clinging to her: Biologically, legally, or emotionally? Because there is a difference.
Chad: I wish I had more enemies.
(y/n): I’m sure you will someday, honey.
*Chas & Y/N got caught kissing*
Rachel: Is there something you would like to say, Maurice?
Maurice: Oh, there are SEVERAL things I would like to say.
Rachel, to Chad: When was the last time you let someone hug you?
Chad: *thinking*
Chad: 2012.
Maurice: 2012…?
Chad: Yeah. I almost died and it really freaked (y/n) out so I let them hug me.
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Did you miss me? (your mum misses you)
I'm back with another Sanders Sides draw each other, this time, Patton!! And oh boy, prepare for some angst!! (personal favourite)
I wanna believe I've improved also, but I'd love to hear your comments on what I can do better.
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First we have Virgil!! Bullet point time for details:
Like a controlling parent™, Virgil has no eyeshadow!
He also has no hair in his eyes (almost, I couldn't let our boy suffer)
Honestly, if without his hoodie and the banner of his name, would you recognise him?
Not because I'm a bad artist (true), but because Patton has devoided his dark strange son of his dark strangeness.
Unthreatening Virgil for the win?
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Next we have sexy Logan.
I'm sorry!! I wanted to draw sexy Logan and I found an excuse, okay??
To be honest, Logan hasn't changed his behaviour towards Patton throughout the series.
He's always been dismissive, so why shouldh we change our logicality drawing style of him?
Kinda proud of this one, sorry for the lack of details though (I hope I can compensate with sexy Logan)
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Ah, Roman, here at last. Can you feel your eyes filled with tears yet or shall I explain? Have to do everything around here myself:
Everything about this is so *chef's kiss*
From the fact that out of all Scenes, Patton decided to draw Christmas Carol Roman.
From the fact that he drew him in a happy (almost cocky) way.
From the fact Roman is holding the folder, smiling, ignorant as ever.
Or even that Patton really likes to drill in the mistakes of others, proving he's the (morally) better side.
But eh, you could also view it as a heartwarming declaration of support from a father figure.
Up to you, I suppose. Not as fun though.
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The dark sides, everybody, have arrived. Janus! In the courtroom:
We haven't addressed that the most Patton has seen of Janus is in the svs episode.
But this man really knows how to draw him sassy
The episode was basically Patton fighting for his life (and losing??)
You may ask, omg why this one??
Plot points
Sassiness meter
You'll figure it out in the next couple drawings, you impatient buffoon
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Seconds, anyone??
You can see how Patton rushed through with this drawing (not because I'm tired and it's three in the morning)
He's terrified of him, but drew him kinda cutsy
Patton officially doesn't know how many legs an octapus has
Remus is "smiling" because never in the entire dwit episode did Remus insult or offend Patton
Surely he said some things that were very out of pocket, but he never even hurt the little guy (or the giant frog)
Really, check back, he even gave him his creative liberties!!
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Lastly but not least-ly (nailed it) Patton drawing "himself" :
I can already here the confusion (through my screen, yes)
This is indeed Janus! Patton and not the truthful representation
Why?? Hah! Naive naive fellow fander
Patton (in canon) is coming to the realisation that his moral compass is pointing south (towards hell).
Not all the time, ofc, he has some great attributes.
However he does need the help of a little sharp side
What better way to cry for help than to show the importance of cooperation/integration
Also,, moceit.
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demonicnekowo · 2 years ago
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Okay... this on hurt me and made me cry a little. Amazing work 👏
Protector
Chapter One
Author’s Note: Another chapter where you should check the trigger warnings first!
Chapter Eighteen:
It was a long, long night, and Virgil didn’t get much sleep during it.  Remus was waking up from nightmares, and it was difficult to get him to calm down again when Virgil couldn’t help by saying something reassuring.
He slept right through breakfast with a quick break to text Patton that he was going to do that, and when he finally woke up it was past lunchtime.
Remus was still sleeping next to him, and Virgil climbed up without waking him.  It probably wouldn’t have been as easy as it was if Remus could hear him, but— well.  He’d earned the rest.
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