#patton-answers

[ask-patton]

We’ve seen that you and Virgil’s friendship has not been too great lately. (“Not too great” is a bit of an understatement, but ehhh-)

Anyway, why do you think that is?

[Out Of Character] You sure threw a curveball my way, anon! Please keep in mind that my answer will be influenced by my own interpretation of their relationship, and my answer is not meant to be a theory. Regardless, I hope I gave a fairly satisfying in-character answer!

[In Character]

Heyo kiddo! That's...

...kind of an uncomfy question.

I feel like I've always tried to provide a welcoming and comfortable environment for Virgil. But... now I'm stuck, because being welcoming towards Janus makes Virgil uncomfortable. I know those two don't have the best past, but I just want to make everyone happy!

Maybe I was making things tough for Virgil even before Janus decided to show face- I don't know. I always thought we were great friends! But as I've come to accept and even appreciate Janus's role in Thomas's life, it's definitely made things harder between Virgil and I.

Well... that's all I have to say for now.

💙 -Patton

[where-are-the-spooky-gays-2]

Headcanon all the dark sides laugh like hyenas (even orange) like Virgil’s small chuckles are quiet because he’s embarrassed of his genuine laugh and so is Janus. Remus just laughs like a hyena when somethings genuinely kinda funny.

Patton:*says something genuinely funny*

Dark sides:*HYENA CACKLES*

Patton:Jesus Christ-

Them:

[fossilizedhysterics]

mild suggestive humor ↓ . . . .

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more funnies.... i cant be stopped

[blackoutbugza]

Hey… If youre maybe posibly taking art requestsssss-

Intruality? Ive been liking it a lot recently and they are very adorable

eepy

[its-ahissionado]

Sides reacting to someone saying, "Do you mind explaining this gap in your resume?"

Logan: Yes. It is when someone, in this case, myself, experiences a brief period of unemployment.

Patton: *has a literal blank space on a piece of paper that's just a bunch of wavy lines*

Roman: What?!! I don't have a gap in my resume, that's ridiculous!

Virgil: No.

Janus: Oh, I can explain alright. *proceeds to stare at the person and not explain at all*

Remus: I got stranded on a deserted island and was hunted for sport for a while.

[r4bblerouser]

may i ask for the humble request of patton and virgil being soft, maybe napping together or playing a game :3

HIII OKAY. so when i started drawing stuff for this prompt. i drew like WAYY to much patton and virgil stuff to put in one post (dw im gonna post the rest later) but for now.. take this!! :3

[easily-distracted-by-fandom]

Head Cannon: Every so often Roman will set up like "a fair day" in the imagination which is just an excuse to win prizes and play games with his friends because none of them can go to any actual fairs or events like that

Aww that’s adorable! My interpretation below!

Janus and Remus probably aren’t allowed for the longest time- so Janus will sometimes steal someone else’s invitation and go instead.

Virgil always gets spider themed plushies if he wins a carnaval game which causes some issues with Patton, who will flinch away from them (esp because Roman blessed the toys with the ability to come to life in the imagination) but he deals for his kiddos

Remus stole this idea, he has much more bloody carnivals on his side of the imagination (he’s tried to convince Janus and Orange to help him kidnap a light side to join multiple times)

Virgil HATED Remus’ carnivals and avoid Romans, assuming they’d be similar for the longest time. He was pleasantly surprised.

Logan is actually the best at the carnival games (because they’re not rigged). He usually gives the things he wins to the other sides (usually Virgil because he knows they help with his anxiety), but he has a few stuffed animals he snuggles for himself. He feels bad for keeping them but they make him feel safer (some of them are fiddle toys that Roman put in there for Virgil, but Logan really likes them)

Patton’s favorite toys are the stuffed puppies, but sometimes he’ll get a stuffed frog, and then wince and look at Roman.

Roman has made a bunch of duplicates of himself to run the circus tent part. He loves doing death-defying acts that would never work (the other sides don’t really show up to it. Janus does if he’s snuck in, and Patton tries to go to encourage his kiddo, but Logan doesn’t see the point in it and it gives Virgil really bad anxiety)

[halfhissandwich]

For science.

[ts-sides-head-canon]

Heya!

This headcannon is shorter than most of mine, but like... I feel like it must be said.

Janus loves caramel apples. His favourite dessert snack.

Patton loves smores because of positive camping memories.

Virgil loves donuts. Idk why, but he's back at it again at Krispy cream

Logan's fave is some sort of pastry, I feel it in my bones.

Roman, just like me, like cinnamon buns.

Remus made a pie out of sour patch kids or smtn.

Hope you can agree. Farewell.

Oh I love these! Virgil is like me with the donuts. I'm just always wanting some dhdhdh.

[asksanderssides]

What's the dragon witch like? Aside from, y'know, being a battle opponent?

Logan: I haven't had cause to interact with her much, but she's always been very cordial to me.

Virgil: She's alright I guess, but I don't know her that well.

Janus: She's the only other person who knows how to put up with Remus' bulshit. And for that I appreciate her.

Patton: On a scale of one to ten, I'd say she's not so bad.

Logan: ...

Virgil: ...

Janus: ...

Patton: ...you know, she appreciates my puns more than you guys do.

[askmooncrew]

What are the mooncrew's favorite things to do when their bored?

[ask-patton]

Hi Patton!

I have a job interview tomorrow! I've been trying to get a job like this for months now and this is the first time I've made it to this point (I've been ghosted so many times it's not even funny anymore) and I'm really nervous. I know I'm qualified, but sometimes I get tongue tied and flustered. I also worry because I'm visibly queer and I would hate to lose this opportunity because I don't fit their aesthetic (the job is at a clothing store, but I would be doing marketing for them.)

Anyways, some words of encouragement and comfort would be greatly appreciated!

Hey kiddo, you got this!

Sounds like the job hunt has been frustrating, so I'm rooting for you extra hard!!

Remember, you don't have to answer illegal interview questions. Practice an interview with yourself in the mirror, and it should be a piece of cake! And hey, if a company decides you don't fit their "aesthetic" because you're visibly queer, that's discrimination and it's not in any way a failure on your part.

You're qualified, you're brave, and you've waited long enough for this chance, so seize the day! Go in there with your shoulders back and chin up and show them how awesome you are!

WOOHOO I'm rooting for you!!

Love,

Patton! 💙

[where-are-the-spooky-gays-2]

I'm still thinking about how Patton and Remus would have a "wholesome" relationship

And that Logan has breasts

Patt gave Ree a whole ass air fryer after all and Lo's the holder of both the braincells and boobs and that's very iconic of him to be honest

[dailysandersidesaudoodles]

Au request: Just all the bois with longer hair?!

this was so surprisingly fun to draw.... omg... maybe,,, artblock going away again,,,,, PLEASE

[i-am-bitterly-jittery]

Patton, staring longingly at an Eevee: Just once?

Logan, sighing: Patton, you're allergic to normal types, correct?

Patton, already walking over: But it won't be a normal type for long! Just lemme pet it real quick-

Patton: *pets Eevee*

Eevee: *instantly evolves into Sylveon*

Patton: I think she likes me!

Logan: …fine

[ponyt4il]

face tattoos remus or bald spot patton