#cheesy nonsense

[misc-obeyme]

MC is at the Demon Lord's Castle helping Barbatos make tea.

MC: And what exactly is in this blend?

Barbatos: *lists every ingredient*

MC: Mhm. And what are the benefits of those?

Barbatos: *details the benefits of each ingredient separately and together*

MC: Right and where exactly did you obtain this?

Barbatos: I made the blend myself. While I was able to find some of these ingredients at my usual market, I had to grow some of them myself in the gard-

MC: ?

Barbatos: MC. Why are you asking me so many questions about this tea?

MC: Oh, I just like to watch the way your eyes sparkle when you're talking about something you love.

Barbatos: I see. Then you must allow me to list everything I know about you.

MC was too flustered to speak. Barbatos only chuckled and kissed away their astonishment.

masterlist | Thank you for reading!

[solastalgiart]

🪥night routine

for my giftee @/lillyandcat (tinkerbell) as part of the minchan secret valentine’s exchange on twt. i hope you have a love-ly day~ 💗

[unholycourier]

fallout 4 has terrible flirting option placements with almost every companion but i think danse’s is humorous and light hearted enough (still, a little bit out of place) but i was fucking floored with laughter and second hand embarrassment when i made my character go “can you also hold me, danse? 🥺👉🏼👈🏼”

[fatuous-frog]

I wanna go on a picnic date with a boy... like those movie romantic picnic dates with the wicker basket and the red and white checkered blanket on the grass and all that...

[articskele]

Picking truffula fruits and baking with the Onceler <3

♡|♡|♡ ♡|♡|♡ ♡|♡|♡

[spearxwind]

unrelated to anything, is cult of the lamb any good? would any of you recommend it to me specifically. ive seen a few things around, and i am slightly curious but im reticent to check it out for some reason

[mer-se]

talks till 1am at your table w/ ppl that love you that make you realize none of that other shit really matters

[blizzardstarx]

yknow whats funny

i watched dead meat’s countdown kill count three years ago and saw elizabeth lail and was like HOLY SHIT HOT WOMAN

and now three years later ive got a hyperfixation on her

[bumblingest-bee]

my favorite thing about the paul is dead conspiracy is that the believers seem to agree that the replacement himself wrote all of paul's post-1966 songs. like personally i'd think the logical conclusion would be that john did them but the dead paul truthers have simply accepted that the fake was arguably a much better songwriter than the original and that's really funny to me

[sciderman]

I know your a Spiderman guy.But I’ve been reading your blog and got to the part where Loki Topped Wade.Im well aware this will most likely be the only time we ever see him BUT-,as you are Peter obsessed I am Loki obsessed.Anyways me and I’m sure a majority of the Loki lovers among your lot is hoping Loki is just happy with a husband or something in the 9319 dimension 😭

really feel like I’m missing one HUGE piece of the puzzle when I see people headcanon the Actual God Of Mischief to be the domestic settle-down and get married type but wishing that for him too I guess

[simplyghosting]

At this point I just need Batman content injected directly into my veins

[swinging-stars-from-satellites]

top 5 books?

off the top of my head right now? it does change often and there's some recency bias of course but right now something like:

Station Eleven by Emily St. John Mandel

The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

Tomorrow and Tomorrow and Tomorrow by Gabrielle Zevin

Turtles All the Way Down by John Green

Salt To the Sea by Ruta Sepetys

[dotoro3]

happy new year! heres some fluff from last year

[homosociallyyours]

Christmas fic prompt:

Under the mistletoad

If Harry doesn't get true love's kiss by 11:59 pm Christmas Eve, his curse-- to turn into a toad at each full moon --will be permanent. With the help of his best friend, Louis, he sets out to go on as many dates as he can to find love.

But could what he's looking for be even closer than he thinks?

[weltonreject]

bye june, thank you!

[clowncloud]

i mean i kinda get the point but girl in red does make songs abt wanting to fuck girls like that's actually a ? significant thing that happens???