#cheesecake jumpscare

[hikkokeka]

srry for ourple jumpscare, but anyways, should I draw my oc? (I ship them with purple dude) /bad eng

cheesecake jumpscare /j

[comvi]

Opinion on paws?!?!?!?

[apocalyptic-dancehall]

yet another crossover i've been waiting to act upon since forever ago! [ turns your post-apocalyptic cyclopes into pastries ]

[omniscientoranges]

adam rose getting big on tiktok is a little wild because like. insert meme template nobody knows he was dean's gay thing

[usausa-art]

cheesecake jumpscare

[whereismyhat5678]

guess who? it's me with hcs!

..Evelyn hcs? Hah, nope!

TWITCH HCS JUMPSCARE- /J

Ok ok, so first off I like to imagine since Twitch was never born with a real voice, she replicates everyone else's! Like Peppino, Gus, Stick, Gerome, etc.

She also has nicknamed many of the folks! Here's most of them:

Peppino = Mr. Pizza

Gustavo = Gnome boi

Mr. Stick = Oncelers cousin

Brick = Remy

Gerome = Short cousin!

John = Tall cousin!!

Pepperman = Apple

Vigilante = the cow guy.

Noise = Noid

Noisette = Cheesecake

Fake Pep/Bruno = The Thing (like the movie)

Pizzaface = food...

Pizzahead = that guy (..or malewife /j)

Evelyn = Mama!

Aaaand itself!/Twitch = ruoy tsrow eramthgin

It also has a pretty strong bond with the noise due to both of them wanting to cause CHAOS-

Also, whenever it manages to take control of Evelyn's body for a long period of time, other people would clearly be able to see its mannerisms, like biting at its own fingers, scratching its arms, often twitching in random parts of it's body, it's walk seeming more janky and jittery than usual, foot tapping and fidgeting with its hands or objects around itself.

Oke that it 4 now byebye-

Twitch is such a chaotic little shit-

I love this character and I absolutely love the names it gives the others 😂 NO SERIOUSLY ONCELERS COUSIN MADE ME CACKLE WHEN I FIRST READ IT- 💀💀

Also replicating others voices are cool but also CREEPY. Like what if it tricks you?…and not in a fun way….UGH SO MUCH TO THINK ABOUT-

[ezrabridgerwrites]

[poppy/henry] "He's not a bad person, I swear."

Henry lifted his head, caught off-guard by the earnestness in Poppy's voice. Like she was trying so hard to convince him of what she was saying.

It may not have been all that surprising to anyone else. Poppy had a number of hit songs under her belt, but her absolute favourite thing to sing was Diego Rodriguez's praises. Henry had gotten used to that pretty quickly. Those two were inseparable and, at the beginning, he'd always felt like he'd never be able to come close to having that sort of bond with either of them. True, whatever Diego and Poppy had couldn't be replicated and Henry didn't think he was so special as to even try. But he'd formed a connection of his own with Poppy that he was protective of and... well, he supposed he'd written off having anything more than fleeting acquaintanceship with Diego.

That had soon changed.

All Poppy knew was that Diego was the only person Henry had ever raised his voice at. True, he'd been defending her at the time, but in her mind that had painted a pretty reasonable picture and now, it seemed, she felt the need to defend him to Henry.

What Poppy didn't know, was the rest of it. The nights spent in Diego's bed when Henry had been too tired to do anything they usually might have gotten into, and so Diego had bossily told him to get under the covers and 'go the fuck to sleep', all while gently maneuvering Henry under the duvet and flattening his hair down with the palm of his hand. She hadn't been there when he'd shown up for a night of good fun, the itinerary of which had mostly consisted of Henry on his knees, only to discover Henry a frantic mess over Marmalade, who was off his food again and making mewling noises of distress. Diego had simply insisted they take shifts to watch him and by the morning he'd managed to convince the damn cat to eat his breakfast whilst Henry had blearily woken up, padded through to the kitchen and stared at them in awe. She also had no idea that on Henry's birthday, Diego had left a cheesecake on his bed and then had let Henry kiss him so softly it had made him burn from the inside out like a furnace.

Poppy didn't know all of that and Henry didn't think Diego would be ready for him to tell her. So instead, Henry just gave her a soft smile and laid his hand over Poppy's, giving it a quick squeeze.

"Poppy, I know. You don't have to convince me that Diego is a good person. He let me choose the movie the other night and I know he doesn't like the Insidious films, but he stayed quiet and watched them anyway," he said, hoping that would soothe her worries. He didn't add on that Diego's hand had found his under the blanket during that one red demon jumpscare and then hadn't let go of it after, but Poppy didn't need to know that. Not yet anyway.

[illusionaryneil]

HEY hey you tell me about your ocs

AAAAAAA heckyeah sure!!! do not know which ocs you would like me to tell you about so i will just talk about a bunch of them i think!!

Fletcher is one of my favorites so gonna talk about her first dskjgs she is a comic artist who in the story they are the main character for is moving back to her old hometown after going to college in a nearby city! he is a huge video game fan, specifically enjoying a lot of sega games! he would totally own all of their consoles i think lol! i think they are extremely competitive, specifically with others like Seth!

Sophia is another one of my absolute favorites really need to draw her more!! she is a music artist who plays guitar and sings for a band she started with a few friends! i think in between doing stuff with her band she would work in a local grocery store in the town they live is as well. i don't think she would be like the biggest fan of games, but since they live with Fletcher they would have a lot of fun watching her play games and would sometimes join! i think she would be more into stuff like puzzles and stuff like that and would introduce fletcher to them more and stuff!!

Seth is so gsjkhd i love him a lot! he is also a comic artist and went to the same college that Fletcher went to and they met there! Seth already lived in the city having grown up there, but during the events of the story he is part of he by chance moves to the same town Fletcher moved back to. for context the two had a pretty bad falling out so the two of them seeing each other in town jumpscared them both gsdjkhgs Seth is also be a huge fan of video games, being more of a fan of nintendo games and stuff! i think alongside that he would be a fan of gardening! now that he lives in a place with the space to do so, he would probably have a really big garden in both his front and backyards!! Seth also likes to mess around with others by joking with them and playing tricks!

Sticker is a green june beetle who works as a mail carrier in the small town they live in! they probably never ventured out far into the forest that the story he is part of takes place in, but despite that he would still enjoy exploring the safer outskirts of town and discovering new things! during exploring he would also come across Cheesecake who is a small bug that was stranded, so he would end up adopting and caring for them alongside doing their work! despite being adventurous, Sticker is very cautious with their surroundings, becoming even more cautious after having Cheesecake fall into his care!

Dew is a being consisting of various types of fungi! they are a Forest Guardian, which in the story they are in is someone who takes up the task to guard not only their hometown but to help and protect those who also reside in the forest! they act very serious, just trying their best to do what they have been tasked with. i think upon meeting Sticker during the events of the story though they would become more relaxed! they probably spend most of their time traveling trying to find ways to help others, so they have a memorized path of a large part of the forest, or at least the section they live within.

Nostalgia is a character who is heavily inspired by the album View-Monster by Lemon Demon! they eternally wander in a realm consisting of the memories of others and has been tasked to guard and watch over this realm. within this realm they have their own pocket dimension that resembles a regular bedroom. in this room they have a computer where they receive assignments from those who assigned them as a guard, but it also contains Edward. the space they reside in does not have much to do, but in their free time they enjoy spending time online and watching movies and shows! they are somewhat anxious, having such a serious task assigned to them, but they are very dedicated to the tasks they are given and oftentimes ends up enjoying what they have to do!! they are another that i really want to draw more art for!!

Edward is heavily inspired by the song One Weird Tip by Lemon Demon, being a piece of adware and spyware heavily inspired by desktop assistants like Clippy! they oftentimes cause trouble on purpose for their own entertainment, being rather sneaky as well about what they are doing or what they are capable of doing. besides this though, they are close friends with Nostalgia who they have to share a space with and always makes sure to let them know that he is just joking around! deep down i think Edward wishes that he could be human but would only want to be one if they could still be around Nostalgia.

[livemedown]

Me when I'm THE cheesecake poster (I'm so starved for ship content)

Legit I was told about Mozzy forever ago and then I check tumblr and get pleasantly jumpscared that's so cool /pos

thinking about giving my "Mozzy" character to @/livemedown (aka world's best cheese cake shipper) since I don't like the ship anymore what do you guys think

[heartfullofleeches]

I need headcanons for the cow hybrids with a farmer y/n. One that had moved into their quant little town recently, and was essentially the new neighbor for them. I kinda imagine vanilla would be the type to greet the newcomer with cookies and her own milk, maybe screamcicle would jumpscare them when at a window as a prank, strawberry would gift them something like flowers after vanilla gifts cookies, and maybe root beer would ask them to get some drinks at the town bar? For the last one maybe it can just be a dinner date that he calls just a newcomers tour if they don't have a bar. Sorry if these rambles are using the wrong pronouns - (claiming 📦anon if I can!)

(I'm going to do a full Intro which will like come out tommorow or Tuesday, but this is good for now and most likely what you'll see in that)

Strawberry Milk (he/they)

The first one you meet. He's outside your new house cleaning the windows and dragging the rotten foundations of the house to the junkyard. Super excited to meet a new farmer and just wants to give the best first impression. Patches up an old vase and gifts you some flowers he clains found growing in the middle of nowhere (they belong to someone else that I haven't created yet, but likely Blueberry)

Vanilla Milk (She/her)

Waiting on the front porch with her award winning vanilla bean cheesecake. Tells you that she, Strawberry, and a few of the others fixed up the outside of the house for you, but haven't been inside since the old farmer passed away.

Screamsicle Milk (they/them)

Had been using the house for their crafts by breaking through the back door. You enter to a bright orange living room and paper bats everywhere. They tried to clean it all up, but didn't have the time. Gifts you a greeting card they made that explodes pumpkin shaped glitter all over you and dips.

Root Beer Milk (he/him)

Shows up to the party with a case of root beer and slides you his number if you want some of the hard stuff. The heart at the end of the note and his wink are completely irrelevant.

Banana Milk (they/them)

Comes over complaining about the noise. Strawberry Milk suggests a group hug and everyone piles in, dragging along a reluctant Banana. Blushes a bit as you and them are in the center of the embrace. Hands you a piece of taffy from their pocket due to Strawberry pointing out they hadn't brought anything.

Eggnog (eggnog)

While you're heading to bed you hear a thump from the attic. Your face is wet when you close your eyes and try to get some sleep.

[orangeyougladtoseeme]

RAGGHHHH OBJECTSONA JUMPSCARE ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH made them cheesecake because I heart cheesecake oh yeah best reason

[fantastic-bby]

SKZ vs. Phasmophobia

Pairing: Reader x Member

Word count: 1.1k

Genre: Headcanon | Comedy

Summary: Phasmphobia is a 4 player co-op psychological horror game where you and your friends are paranormal investigators. Throughout the game, you learn how to use the equipment and find evidence to figure out exactly what kind of ghost resides in the map. This is how I think SKZ would play Phasmo.

Warnings: Ghosts

Masterlist

Chan - The expert

The one with the highest level

Buys all the equipment for everyone

Also the one who tells you what to bring and is the one who chooses the maps

If you’re scared of walking around on your own, Chan’s there to follow you around the place bcs he would happily accompany you

He’s also the type who actually stays behind the door when he says that he will

He’s also the one that would come back to try and save you even though he most likely can’t

Wouldn’t scare you on purpose -unlike fucking Minsung-

“It’s okay baby I’m here”

“CHAN THE FUCKING GHOST IS IN THE CLASSROOM”

"That’s the wrong classroom, babe”

Minho - The troll (1)

A troll

A whole ass fucking troll

He’s such a dick in this game

Minho’s the kind of person who has money for all of the equipment but stays silent

Makes Chan buy everything for the entire team

Would leave you alone in a room without saying anything and return to the truck

Wouldn’t even talk to you half of the time, he would purposefully mute himself because he can

The type to laugh at you when you die

Would also pop out from behind a door to scare you and thinks that the bigger of a reaction you get, the funnier it is

Only feels bad if you cry

“MINHO IT’S NOT FUCKING FUNNY I ALMOST HAD A HEART ATTACK”

“You should’ve heard yourself scream”

“MINHO T-T”

“W-Wait, y-you’re crying?! You’re not supposed to cry!”

Changbin - The clueless one

The kind that doesn’t play Phasmophobia often

But has a high level because he lets the others play on his account

Doesn’t know what anything does

Doesn’t know how to use anything

Is honestly just there to spend time with you and his friends

Changbin’s also as scared as you are -if not more-

Would never admit it, but it’s so obvious

He wouldn’t jumpscare you bcs he doesn’t want to be jumpscared back

Yells at Minho for jumpscaring him

Tries to hide behind you when you’re being hunted and you end up dying instead

“BABY THE GHOST IS HERE AHH”

“Changbin, I swear to god if you bring that gho—CHANGBIN YOU JUST KILLED ME”

“GUYS!! (Y/N) GOT KILLED BY THE GHOST”

Hyunjin - The scared one

Didn’t even have the game before you and the boys asked him to join

He doesn’t like scary things, so he avoided Phasmo like a plague

Chan gifted him the game on steam and Hyunjin just went with it

The type to ask to stay behind in the truck

Gets worried that the ghost can follow him into the truck

It can’t

And you have to keep telling him that

If he follows you guys into the map, he would keep his camera facing down

Rips his earphones off whenever the slightest thing happens

“Jinnie, for the last time, the ghost won’t come into the truck!”

“How do you know that?! It’s a ghost!”

“That’s not how the game works -_-”

Jisung - The casual troll (2)

Troll but only when he’s with Minho

Ji on his own is actually pretty nice

He’s a little bit too casual on his own

He’d follow you around the map if you ask him to and will tell you what to do or where to go

Talks about anything and everything with you while you’re both walking around the map together

Would probably ask you what’s for dinner while you’re both being hunted

With Minho in the same game?

Those two are a nightmare

They’d both jumpscare the other two players

Jisung would always be the one who wants to scare you mainly because he doesn’t want Minho to take it too far

“Darling, let’s head to the nice cafe later and get cheesecake”

“JISUNG, TAKE THE FUCKING PICTURE THE GHOST IS RIGHT THERE!”

Felix - The chill one

Also has a pretty high level

He either does a lot of solo missions or only plays with you and Chan bcs he doesn’t want to deal with everyone else's bullshittery

Also the kind to talk to you casually while walking around the place

Would buy you any equipment you need

Chooses the maps that aren’t that hard bcs he doesn’t want to spend an hour standing in a room going “John White, are you there?”

Suggests splitting up a lot

Which means that one of you is bound to die

Would totally leave you there the moment you die though, like he wouldn’t even linger a second longer when he realises you’re gone

“Lixie, the basement has freezing temperatures”

“I’m coming over there now, just keep talking”

“FELIX, HE—”

Sees your body in the basement: “John White, did you punt my partner?”

Seungmin - The one who doesn’t play but knows how the game works

Doesn’t seem like his type of game

But he just knows how it works because he’s played it once or twice and has a basic bearing of the controls and what to do

Refuses to play alone with Minsung

The type to let the others play with his account so his level is high-ish

Would accompany you around but only if you ask him to nicely

If you don’t ask him, Seungmin would go off on his own and get himself hunted but somehow makes it out alive

Isn’t that scared of the game

So if you start screaming Seungmin would totally just stand in the doorway of the room like “uh…”

If you die, he’s dipping immediately

He doesn’t care if anyone else is there

Seungmin only cares that you’re dead, therefore mission end :D

“(Y/n)’s dead”

“Yeah, but Minho and I are still here”

“I’m not playing this game with you two, Sung”

Jeongin - The one who knows how to play but keeps dying anyway

He plays often with the boys

Knows how to play

Quite enjoys the game

But Jeongin unfortunately is the dude that keeps dying in every round even though he does everything he needs to

Hunted? Even if he hides, the ghost kills him

Does every trick in the book, but still lacks one piece of evidence to confirm the type of ghost

Brings you around with him and tells you what to do so that you know how to handle yourself

He’d also be more into you surviving and leaving rather than him bcs he loves you like that

If you’re in the dorm with them while you play, Jeongin would bust into the room you’re in and demand you leave

“Oh, Innie just died”

“(Y/N)"

“AHH INNIE WHAT THE FUCK”

“GET IN THE DAMN TRUCK AND LEAVE”

[sunjaede]

Things that I do remember:

Nova being a baby engineer

Leroy burning Nova’s fingerprints off

Leroy burning the side of Tamaya’s face

Sam the accountant

Callum and magpie kinda being friends

Magpie’s name is margeret??

“Can i paint my art studio?” “What? The storage room?”

“Yes but can i paint it?” “I dont care”

Simon likes cheesecake/ has a sweet tooth

Nova jumpscaring Simon

Nova shot ingrid/ adrian realizing why they call her the detonator too late—

Hugh punches a wall and it crumbles

Nova’s star starts floating for some reason??

The overuse of the word goon.

Phobia leaving ace a plate of grapes and cheese?

Nova having a panic attack and planning how to kill hugh simon and adrian so she doesn’t have dinner with them

Adrians dads snooping around in his room/ reading his little comic—

They have to take a canoe to Cragmoor.

The museum scene with Simon and Nova (literally my fav scene)

Narcissa cosplaying as Nova

“He never brought me sandwiches”

Simon can finally hug max

Leroy having the one car in all of Gatlon (that we know of??)

Ace tried to throw Nova off the roof

Hugh probably dying

Not in the book but the theory that canon callum might’ve had a crush on adrian

Oscar and ruby kissing or whatever

TURBO!!!

Nova being on deathrow

Hugh and Simon not knowing what the Artifact Storage contains but then being mad when Adrian actually finds something useful…and nova steals it—

The way i lovehate on renegades even though i don’t remember anything that happened lol

[cryneshina]

Feeling sad today for reasons and decided to hang out on the fringes of LunarCon ingame. Went to the Eorzean Aquarium Venue while I was there. It was so nice! It even had a little gift shop by way of mannequins with things for sale on them, something I didn’t realize you could do!

I /doted a HW!Thancred cosplayer and he doted me back and gave me a red flower corsage 😊. I wasn’t expecting it so I traded him a cheesecake in return and jumped like a doofus bc I couldn’t find the right goodbye emote on controller lmao. Anyway, that flower’s definitely going on a few fashion plates.

A few screenies I took at the aquarium under the read more.

Bonus jumpscare (for me at least lol):

[quirrrky]

—𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐬 𝐦𝐲𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐬𝐨 𝐦𝐮𝐜𝐡, 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐚 𝐦𝐲𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟. deadpan and dark humor is the go-to, uptight but surprisingly good at dirty jokes 🙈, hopeless and helpless romantic, shy girl underneath the fearsome exterior, sapiophile, a guy with piercing gaze would make me weak, dark academia tbh but romantic/light academia fits this blog more lol...spirit animal is tiger 🐯

𝑐𝑢𝑟𝑟𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑙𝑦 : in love with KUROO TETSUROU (selfship) 𝑙𝑖𝑠𝑡𝑒𝑛𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑡𝑜: APHRODITE - RINI

𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄𝐒 planning, traveling, mystery/crime/thriller, philosophy, history, literature, psychology, astrology, BABY ANIMALS, sweets, MATCHA, milk, turtle necks, rose-colored glasses, karaoke, learning something new

𝐃𝐈𝐒𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄𝐒 long lines, close-mindedness, crowded environment, jumpscare, arrogant people, ppl who make fun of others, overly spicy food, heat (bc migraine)

𝐅𝐀𝐕𝐎𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐄𝐒 hot choco, suntory peach beer, SALEM SABERHAGEN, cheesecake milk tea, chamomile honey tea, choco chip cookies, choco crinkles, leche flan, RED, the godfather series, lotr, dante’s inferno lolol

𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐍𝐈𝐄𝐒 akaashi keiji (haikyuu), shinomiya kaguya (kaguya-sama), hino rei/sailor mars (sailor moon), miya osamu & kageyama tobio (haikyuu)

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PRESENTING. RANDOM DEEP DIVE WITH INDIGO-MUN AT 2AM ;

FIRST NAME Good fucking question… It’s (sort-of) currently Dylann! I was Kieran before that, though; it’s still used as one of my first names and I’m not used to Dylann quite yet bc I’ve just started using it. 

Indigo is one of my middle names though, and I’ve used it as an online handle elsewhere forever so I use it here now!  [ Fun etymology facts: Dylan(n) is a mythology name generally meaning “born of the wave” (aspiring diver & a water witch at heart). Kieran means “little dark one” bc of my love for horror, && I chose Indigo bc as a kid to be it was neither boy (blue) or purple (girl) and was both and neither as well as my absolute favorite color as this vibrant ass mystical color. ]

STRANGE FACT ABOUT YOURSELF hmmmmm…. I’m a horror lover at heart, so as a child (I wanna say 12), I was walking through an antique store (I have a few cool finds, I considered putting my other one as the fact tbh) and I turned the corner and I saw these two dolls staring back at me at the foot of the stairs of this antique building. my blood froze, and i felt my stomach drop. i got actual, physical goosebumps stumbling across these two creepy dolls staring back at me in the corner, and i couldn’t leave the store without them. perhaps the little painted porcelain boy would be somewhat spooky by himself if it wasn’t for the terrifying lidded gaze of the porcelain girl with the hairline fractures and slightly open lips. i cant look at her. i dont really find dolls scary, I like to find the spookier ones ones, and she makes me paranoid as hell. i keep her face covered and her up in my closet except for when i bring her out to show her off proudly as the spookiest thing I have but……. i dont really collect dolls anymore.  even thinking about her brings a fearful tear to my eye.  i don’t like to think about her for very long, but that’s why I’m so fucking proud to own her. ( YES — I’m THAT white person in the horror film )

TOP THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU FIND ATTRACTIVE ON A PERSON hhhhh a beardy jawline, high cheekbones, crooked canine teeth >:3c

A FOOD YOU COULD EAT FOREVER AND NOT GET BORED OF b.l.t.’s with avocado. ahhhh. my mouth is watering just thinking about it, oh my god. just a bit of salt and pepper???

A FOOD YOU HATE barbecue anything, i hate the taste of bbq sauce, you keep your nasty black goo to yourselves at the grill. twice in my life i have presented with barbecue pizza and both times i cried literal tears. why would you do such a horrible thing to a person? what kind of a monster are you? how do you sleep at night?!

GUILTY PLEASURE the sims. constantly. always. i’ve sunk thousands of hours into my households. oh also uhhhhhh i run two 80s horror blogs, one being a shitpost blog with occasional art of mine and one gremlin fanfic ship blog for horrible, terrible self indulgent fanfics i’ll get the courage to finish writing & post so i can be cancelled on tumblr for at some point. NO, i won’t link them. as i pretend they’re even all that hard to find, within a day i was found on both by someone i admire here a lot :’) ilu bby thnk u eternally for supporting ur local horrifying dumbass wtf

WHAT DO YOU SLEEP IN the same clothes i’ve been wearing all day usually, my sweats & long sleeve raglans or my hoodies. i like being cozy day & and out. and ugh. efoort. just throw me in a blanket in a cool room and im out.

SERIOUS RELATIONSHIPS OR FLINGS serious relationships with some openness or poly. i wish i could fling! just not exactly easy for demisexual autistics lmao.

IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN THE PAST AND CHANGE ONE THING ABOUT YOUR LIFE, WOULD YOU AND WHAT WOULD IT BE I think I would be adopted by my grandma as a kid. It would save me some trauma but mostly I think it would get my autism diagnosed way earlier and save me angsting all these years of wondering why & thinking it’s my fault I’m struggling so much and so loud and affectionate and different in a world that i didnt fit in the same way. 

ARE YOU AN AFFECTIONATE PERSON when i get drunk i text people how much they mean to me in my life. does that answer your question? ahhh. i’m sometimes a cuddle monster with friends, i message people with long texts about how much they mean to me, but I sometimes really don’t like to be touched at all. 

A MOVIE YOU COULD WATCH OVER AND OVER AGAIN FLYPAPER.  F L Y P A P E R.  FLYPAPER.  FLY, and, I can’t stress this enough, fucking PAPER. ( Though also Whole Nine Yards and both Re-Animator & Bride ). I have watched Flypaper already like, 5 times this week and I’m still not done, and the other movies have been on repeat for days in this household within the last year. In the past it has also been Donnie Darko & the new Nightmare on Elm Street.  roast me.

FAVORITE BOOK White Fang by Jack London. Have I actually ever finished it? No. Do I still own a copy I’ve had since childhood thru multiple dogs eating it, taking it to and from school, and highlighting and circling all the best parts of chapter one ever since I was a kid and it was too hard of a book for me to read? You bet your ass. If I ever need inspiration I just reread chapter 1. Although one of my other favorites was Broken Monsters by Lauren Beukes. But White Fang is like, a weirdly personal text. We stan London’s writing in this household.

YOU HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY TO KEEP ANY ANIMAL AS A PET, WHAT DO YOU CHOOSE FENNEC FOX!! I used to daydream about having my own named Shiloh when I was a lil kid. they’re adorable little things and i am obsessed. i mean, gimme any fox and im happy, marble foxes, red foxes… but I was obsessed with fennec foxes. Also tbh ferrets. I want a ferret.

TOP FIVE FICTIONAL SHIPS [IF YOU ARE AN RP BLOG, YOU CAN USE YOUR OWN SHIPS AS WELL] Rosa & @ninetyscnds‘s Luke, Rosa & @iimpulsivity is already screaming my name, Rosa & Constantine, Jesse & Andrea from Breaking Bad, and the joker and harley of 80s sci-fi Dan & Herbert from Re-Ani.  I am but a simple opossum. 

PIE OR CAKE Pie! I’ll take both pumpkin & melty apple over cake. also, cheesecake is more pie than cake soooo, pie wins.

FAVORITE SCENT my dogs / my blanket. :’)  It’s the most grounding smell in the world. 

CELEBRITY CRUSH oliver jackson-cohen, i’m fucking GAY and im angry about it. there i was, minding my own business, and i saw that asshole in a certain SHIRTLESS GIF and it AWOKE SOMETHING IN ME. dont talk to me about it, holy shit im obsessed with beardy men now god fuckkdafjaask i hate him why did he make me this gay i was perfectly fine being into girls but NOOOOOO him and his dumb hairy chest and sweet rugged face and I——  I also am obsessed with the archaeologist & television personality Josh Gates and may or may not be considering making a fan blog for him bc idk if my anthropology docuseries host is Dad or Daddy but i love him lots

IF YOU COULD TRAVEL ANYWHERE, WHERE WOULD YOU GO I would go on a dive with anthropologists and archaeologists doing fieldwork research in the ancient cenotes of the Yucatán Peninsula. My actual dream job, catch me crying & fantasizing about being underwater documenting Mayan skulls given as offerings. Fuckkkk, I love anthropology so much!!  take me anywhere in the world to immerse myself into culture & archaeology.

INTROVERT OR EXTROVERT Introvert. I have a real life friend I see roughly once a month, and that’s it. Plenty of online relationships, I’m chatty, message me all day every day. but i dont do people well.

DO YOU SCARE EASILY I used to! Really bad. I don’t as much anymore. I do get paranoia a lot still. Having therapists telling you that the FBI could be outside your house watching you through your windows will kind of nervous. ( no google results for: yes hello fbi i am a writer please dont put me on watchlists i just have research i need to do for this idea im working on, would you like to try again? ) I have nightmares nightly but not they never make me afraid, they just make me feel like crap. jumpscares and loud noises and seeing people reaching into their pockets dont set off as many brain alarms anymore tho!! progress haha.

IPHONE OR ANDROID I like my android better bc of capabilities but meh

DO YOU PLAY ANY VIDEO GAMES My mom, her husband & I play COD for family game night, and Silent Hill is my life’s blood. I’ve sunken hours into Sims & Skyrim, and Norman Jayden from Heavy Rain is my #1 fictional character in existence, why do i love the druggie babies

DREAM JOB Oh… You’re asking me to pick? I’d love to be an anthropologist doing work out in the field. Underwater archaeology is peak, but I’m also heavily considering being a body recovery diver or police diver. I’d love to see myself in uniform someday, if possible. Just the thought makes me teary eyed & proud.

WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH A MILLION DOLLARS fund my person creative & educational endeavors. get myself a spooky ass abandoned house to make my own home to create in, and travel to the world’s best dive sites. just live a mild life of education, creation & exploration. that’s the dream TM.

FICTIONAL CHARACTER YOU HATE dr. hill is a gross and whiny lil bitch this post brought to u by the miskatonic crew, how is everyone here an even worse bad guy than herbert west precious dan excluded talk shit get hit tho john winchester from spn and both walter white & todd from breaking bad are all in my crew of hated characters. i jusT…   the reani novel is difficult to read because i have to deal with this old sack of shit.

FANDOM THAT YOU WERE ONCE A PART OF BUT AREN’T ANY LONGER Supernatural :-)

… AND THIS CONCLUDES A DEEP DIVE WITH INDIGO!! //