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[cheesethepurbldragon]

Grian is a salmon confirmed. THEYRE THE SAME SIZE AND COLOR SCHEME.

[cheesethepurbldragon]

This is me with the Wigglefunny ship. I feel like eeeeveryone in the bugsnax fandom is like “oh, look how cute he is with his tall wifey!!!!” But they forget that wiggle LITERALLY TRIED TO EAT GRAMBLE’S PETS. AND NEVER APOLOGIZED, OR TOLD HIM ABOUT THIS. we don’t know if she ever succeeded, but it’s always in my mind when i see cutesey little ship posts of them.

and it’s not like I don’t like the people who ship it! I love seeing ship art of them! I literally asked for wigglefunny yuri a few moments ago! It’s not up to me to dictate what people draw or headcannon, im a random person on the internet.

but it’s odd to me that nobody brings it up. I feel like it could be fun to dig into in their ship a bit more. yknow what i mean?

You ever just see a headcanon that makes you go, oh, we have fundamentally incompatible understandings of the same character

[heartorbit]

figure skating set right now please. thanks

[mattscoquette]

MY SMILEY BABYYYY 😭😭😭😭😭 I WANNA KISS HIM

[jontaro-kun]

That one time a pose study (looking at art of pretty women and telling myself I was being productive) turned into Portia

[ehatnow]

good lord crk stories are getting boring. i feel like im watching like glitter force or smth

like oh no! theres a bad guy! the bad guy is winning! oh? whats this? the hero gained new powers?! the bad guy has been defeated!

its not interesting and i hope they change it up for the next update. i dont play the game anymore but i do follow the story and just. ugh.

i dont hate anyone who does like the story btw, you do you. its just that OB has more interesting stories and the one we're currently on is abt finding aliens with a noodle shop.

on a side note, how can both games have 2 part updates with their stories and yet OB is wildly more interesting than crk (for me at least)?

like the whole thing with Longan was pretty cool and they left it at a wonderful cliffhanger, with Longan just straight up losing it.

crk's cliffhangers are "oh no! will the ancient of this update prevail? find out in like 2 weeks or smth!"

anyways back on track: if they only change up the whole "ancient almost loses but then wins" thing once we get to PV's update im gonna lose it

that is assuming that this is how the story will go until beast yeast is over

[maybxlle]

people who can’t eat cheese are actually god’s strongest soldiers

[soljierpg]

I bet it's cheese

[cheesethepurbldragon]

the bugsnax fandom has two sides, those who want to marry filbo, and those that do not.

[inkz123]

Drawing for @lapoiseveamel683 of their fnaf sb OC Selena🐆💕 Thank you!

[chaotickit]

does anyone see my vision or am i just crazy

[cloudii-skiies]

when the function has mac and cheese

[colfy-wolfy]

does (perchance) you're (perchance) alien slugcat oc persona (perchance) have lore (perchance) other then (percahnce) dating willow (perchance)

sadly nooo butt I have other ocs that have lore if ur so desperate to hear about oc lore

here's one of my favorites

Meet Knight in Slug Armor (KiSA for short) and their trusty companion Barnaby. They're both cyborg creatures, once biological turned mechanical thanks to some gay ass iterator named Vapor by Peaks (who belongs to willow)

Their new purpose after this big modification was to be a personal FedEx for VBP (original, I know) Me and willow are still trying to figure out how to make their lore align with our main iterator oc lore which is also a work in progress so uuuh if you want you can ask willow some questions about VPB and the iterator lore revolving their dying gf Looks to the Swirl and my grumpy aro man Five Shields Plenty 🤑

(also kisa and Barnaby have a toyhouse page. idk if u have toyhouse but if u do, check it out and read the description which explains a few stuffs i left out. idk how to make my account public to guest users srry)

[sparxyv]

who’s some of your favorite mc’s? not limited to mutuals

GOD... I HAVE SO MANY MCS ON HERE THAT I LOVE.. HOW WILL I LIST THEM ALL alright alright i'm going to do my best and name some of them off the top of my head 😭🤚

@keri-mcberry first off, i absolutely ADORE lyla. she's just so freakin adorable + i love her family and her interactions with seb. it's all too cute 🫶 @lamieboo LAMIE!!! i'm in love w/ lamie and i'll fight seb for her 💪💪😈😈 !!!!! i just love all the characters from the lamieverse honestly. let me give them all a hug and a kiss

@the-ozzie I LAURV MILLIE !! she's got such a funny personality, if she were real honestly i'd prob have a friend crush on her. + HER INITIALS BEING MC MAKES ME HAPPY FOR SOME REASON (milena's initials are also mc.. unintentionally) @siboom777 I LOVE SALLY SALAMANDER. i love her sm she's so silly.. her and her hammers and toys 💜 (can she bonk seb on the head with a hammer?? LOL he needs it) @traceyc-uk the new fifth year is SO CUTE. honestly i just love his personality and the way he interacts with other characters, it's really the way i interpret the mc in my head - PLUS THE ARTSTYLE JUST ITCHES MY BRAIN 😩 @choccy-milky again, like with lamie.. I WILL FIGHT SEB FOR CLORA 🤗🤗🤗🤗 SHE'S SO LOVELY.. AND I DO LOVE RAVENCLAWS BY A DEFAULT @boxdstars TECHNICALLY NOT AN MC BUT 100% WORTH MENTIONING!! mara is such an interesting character. i love her very much as a whole and i love the little rivalry (?) thing she's got goin on with the mc as well as her lycanthropic condition @myokk ELOISEEE!!! eloise's backstory is so interesting, i just love that she's related to canon characters + she's GORG 💜💜💜🫶 (and i actually go FERAL for regency era au) @a-florable I LOVE STELLA SHE'S SOSOSOSO PRETTY. and i love the fact that her and her seb are slow burn. i'm a sucker for slow burn esp when it starts with annoyance!!! @syaolaurant RELATIVELY NEW MC BUT I ALREADY ADORE VIOLETTE. violette's love for divination and tarot cards is such a cute detail 🫶🫶😩 I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE MORE OF HER

[cheesuschristman]

Cheese

[yesandpeeps]

Birthday Kiss 🎂💋🦇

Rating: Teen.

Word count: 1146.

Pairing: Swiss/Aeon.

Summary: Aeon’s curiosity for his new life on the surface leaves him excited for any type of celebration. He overhears it’s a certain ghouls birthday, and can’t help himself. Kissing and petting.

Read below or on AO3.

New summons often had difficulty adjusting to the surface’s day and night cycle. It’s a struggle to learn how to initially regulate their energy. New ghouls tend to be keen on long naps, that is, if they even wake up in the morning.

Aeon was no different, granted slack due to his “new summon” status. Snoozing long after the sun had risen above his window. As long as he gets his chores done and gets to practice on time, Papa doesn’t seem to mind. The crisp air of autumn doesn’t help persuade him out of his warm bed, but the ache of an empty stomach sure does.

Eyes barely open, Aeon dresses himself and exits his room, guided towards the common area by smell alone. Whatever had been prepared for their midday meal was already put away, cold and stiffened in the fridge. It’ll do. Had the bright, cold light not clicked on upon opening the door, he would’ve never noticed the white cardboard box that nearly took up a full shelf. Aeon blinked at it for a moment, noticing a plastic viewing slot on the top of the box. Too curious for his own good, he slid the box halfway off the shelf and tilted it, peering in on a white sheet of. Something. Fancy curling letters decorated the surface. After a couple more dumb blinks, Aeon’s finally able to register what he’s seeing.

A sheet cake, elegantly piped with the words, “Happy Birthday Swiss!” Aeon’s jaw might as well have hit the floor. He took a glance around the room, empty except for him, and oh, so carefully slid the cake back onto its shelf. Why had nobody told him? He grabbed another boxed container, a portion of left overs saved for him, and closed the fridge door. He mustn’t waste any time, barely grabbing a utensil to scarf down his first meal of the day. The dish was cleared in what felt like seconds. Aeon had something more important to focus on: finding Swiss.

Thankfully, the rotation of chores was listed on a white board in the common area. Swiss was stationed on laundry duty, so he’d better check there first. Aeon bounded off down the corridor, hard to believe he was out cold barely ten minutes prior.

A little out of breath and sluggish from his hurried meal, Aeon pushes the door open to the laundry room as quietly as he can manage. He pokes his head in, and just like he’d hoped, there was his target with his back to him. Unaware. Alone. Perfect.

Swiss continued the steady pattern of folding towels out in front of himself, using his chin to assist, and tossing them into a basket. Mumbling and nodding along to whatever song was playing in his earbuds, blissfully ignorant to what lurked behind him. While Aeon stalked, the muscles shifting in Swiss’s back caught his attention, and he couldn’t help but admire his arms as he worked. The song must’ve gotten good, because Swiss began a little dance, shifting his weight back and forth between his feet and rolling his body. Aeon felt his cheeks grow warm.

Against better judgment, Aeon believed this was the perfect time to launch his attack. Holding his breath, he crept up behind his victim. He trembled in anticipation before launching his hands forward and grabbing Swiss’s sides, yanking him back against his body. The poor multi ghoul probably would’ve shot through the ceiling with how hard he jumped if he’d not been held down. Off balance and dazed, Swiss grabs at whoever’s arms were squeezing him and whips his head around. His breathless laugh sent a swoop through Aeon’s stomach. Swiss takes a step back to right himself again, letting his head roll back to rest against the quintessence ghouls shoulder.

“That’s a way to greet someone,” Swiss breathes, removing his ear buds.

“You didn’t tell me it was your birthday,” Aeon pouts, tucking his chin over Swiss’s shoulder.

Swiss turns his head, enough to brush his nose against Aeon’s hair. Talk right into his ear. “No?”

“No,” He chuffed, reveling in the way Swiss’s warm breath passed across his cheek. “Why didn’t you tell me?”

“Wasn’t on purpose, just never came up. Sorry bug,” Swiss shrugged, patting his hands over the limbs wrapped around his middle.

Reluctantly, Aeon let his arms fall to his sides, letting Swiss step out of his range to retrieve a towel that got dropped during the ambush. “So?”

“So what?” The multi ghoul tossed over his shoulder as he refolded the fabric.

Aeon rolled up onto the balls of his feet. “How old are you?” He prodded.

The beat of silence made him drop back onto flat feet, suddenly uncertain. Was that not an appropriate thing to ask?

“Well,” Swiss starts, “I’ve been topside since the reign was shifted to our Papa-“

“Not what I meant,” the other interrupts.

The taller ghoul hums for a moment before giving his answer. Aeon nods slowly before stepping back into Swiss’s space again, this time wearing a grin. Too innocent for the way he crowds Swiss back against the table.

“Well,” Aeon huffs, “I may not have known it was your birthday, but I do have a present for you. Maybe a bit of an apology, too.”

“Is that so?” Swiss tilts his head, unable to stop the smile that splits across his face.

“Mhmm,” hums the agreement. Finally, Aeon reaches to cup Swiss’s face in his hands, letting his fingers lightly scratch over the stubble on his cheeks. Before he can react, Aeon leans forward and places a quick peck to Swiss’s mouth, mostly kissing his teeth.

“Yeah?” Swiss barks a laugh, his head tilting the other way.

“One,” Aeon smiles.

“Just one? That’s it-“

The multi ghoul is cut off by another quick kiss.

“Two.”

Finally catching on, Swiss begins to melt into chuckles. He wraps his strong arms around Aeon, able to reciprocate the kisses now that he sees the game he’s started.

After the tenth kiss, Aeon’s not counting them out loud anymore. Maybe it’s because he doesn’t care, or maybe it’s because the kisses barely break enough for him to say anything. The kisses turn deeper, hotter, wetter. He’s letting his excitement wander, dropping a hand from Swiss’s face to pet at his chest. A shudder runs through him when he feels a wide palm slide up his back and rest on the crook of his neck, huddling Aeon closer. The quintessence ghoul indulges in Swiss’s form, allowing himself to trace the fat padded muscle going down his chest, his ribs, his stomach-

“Y’know,” Swiss mutters between soft licks and sharp fangs biting at his lips, “Plenty of other places could be getting this treatment, too.”

“Is that so?” Aeon chuffs, his fingers tracing the hem of the other's shirt.

“Mhmm,” hums the agreement.