#cheese yaps

[cheesethepurbldragon]

Grian is a salmon confirmed. THEYRE THE SAME SIZE AND COLOR SCHEME.

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bites you /p

Virus liker :3

NUH UH NUH UH (kicks malware art under a conveniently placed rug*

[cheesethepurbldragon]

this is how I found out it’s coming out this month. really. my birth month. im giggling. WHAT DAY WHAT DAY!!!!!

Can’t wait to see these creatures fight to the death in mortal combat this December.

[heartorbit]

figure skating set right now please. thanks

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we are so cooked

[mattscoquette]

MY SMILEY BABYYYY 😭😭😭😭😭 I WANNA KISS HIM

[cheesethepurbldragon]

This is me with the Wigglefunny ship. I feel like eeeeveryone in the bugsnax fandom is like “oh, look how cute he is with his tall wifey!!!!” But they forget that wiggle LITERALLY TRIED TO EAT GRAMBLE’S PETS. AND NEVER APOLOGIZED, OR TOLD HIM ABOUT THIS. we don’t know if she ever succeeded, but it’s always in my mind when i see cutesey little ship posts of them.

and it’s not like I don’t like the people who ship it! I love seeing ship art of them! I literally asked for wigglefunny yuri a few moments ago! It’s not up to me to dictate what people draw or headcannon, im a random person on the internet.

but it’s odd to me that nobody brings it up. I feel like it could be fun to dig into in their ship a bit more. yknow what i mean?

You ever just see a headcanon that makes you go, oh, we have fundamentally incompatible understandings of the same character

[jontaro-kun]

That one time a pose study (looking at art of pretty women and telling myself I was being productive) turned into Portia

[darksturnz]

ㅤㅤꉹㅤׅ⠀⁺　⠀⠀ is 　 this 　 wuh 　luh wuh ?　 　𓈒　　˚ ✶ ۪

YES!

[cheesuschristman]

Last episode of "nett thinking random things would taste good" we went over N and concluded that he would taste like cake.

And today, we will be discussing "why do the manor drones' hair look yummy"

Especially cyn's

Like

I just want to

*nom*

[cheesethepurbldragon]

Grian feels NO remorse at Skizz’s death. Both of his teammates die first and the only one he grieves is Mumbo. The coal miner. Maybe he knew it was inevitable. Who knows.

[mostlyhumantmblr]

I like your art keep it up

GEHEHEHE THANKS YOUR ART IS FIRE ALSO

[ehatnow]

good lord crk stories are getting boring. i feel like im watching like glitter force or smth

like oh no! theres a bad guy! the bad guy is winning! oh? whats this? the hero gained new powers?! the bad guy has been defeated!

its not interesting and i hope they change it up for the next update. i dont play the game anymore but i do follow the story and just. ugh.

i dont hate anyone who does like the story btw, you do you. its just that OB has more interesting stories and the one we're currently on is abt finding aliens with a noodle shop.

on a side note, how can both games have 2 part updates with their stories and yet OB is wildly more interesting than crk (for me at least)?

like the whole thing with Longan was pretty cool and they left it at a wonderful cliffhanger, with Longan just straight up losing it.

crk's cliffhangers are "oh no! will the ancient of this update prevail? find out in like 2 weeks or smth!"

anyways back on track: if they only change up the whole "ancient almost loses but then wins" thing once we get to PV's update im gonna lose it

that is assuming that this is how the story will go until beast yeast is over

[greensagephase]

hiii, pookies!! I just wanted to wish a HAPPY THANKSGIVING to everyone who celebrates!! 🥰🍁 And, a HAPPY THURSDAY to those who don't (I'm wishing everyone happy vibes regardless 😤)!! 🍂✨ Since today is about showing gratitude, I want to take the moment to thank all my moots and followers!! I was thinking earlier about how I've been here for two Thanksgivings now and I'm still writing for Miguel (shocking, but yet again, that man lives rent free in my head😩). I honestly don't know if I would still be here if it wasn't for you incredible, talented, sweet, and kind ppl. So, thank you not only for showing love to my writing, but also for the friendships, support, and kindness ❤️ I hope you all have a wonderful day/night and that these last whispers of November treat you kindly❤️

Alondra❤️

and thank you to my husband, miguel, who is always serving...

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my take on beast & ancient swap au burning spice & golden cheese edition

i have this au expanded bc i've been thinking about it for the past month or so, but i want to share some basic ideas i came up with for a bs & gc swap during all this time even if most of it seems kinda obvious

so basically golden cheese, formerly the herald of change, now holds the soul jam of destruction and her corruption has its roots in her greed obv, as time passed it grew bigger and bigger until it became harmful to everyone around her. she treats everything and everyone as her property, but not in a healthy way and believes that she can do whatever she wants with what is hers, thus being destruction. the whole world is already hers and she's so rich and spoiled that the treasures are not precious anymore and now are just some toys to play with until they break and she founds new ones. she can afford it. more and more and more and more

her appearance resembles more of a snake now than a bird. she flies much less than her og version and her wings are usually down, but it doesn't make her dislike using her wings

burning spice holds the light of abundance. he is a strong, brave and kind hero, he isn't greedy, in fact he's really generous. same as the og golden cheese, has lost his kingdom he deared so much in a war. but unlike her, he didn't make a virtual version of it, instead he tried to move on and build a new one from scratch, starting off small, which he succeeds to do much later on. as much as he enjoys witnessing the creation of something new, watching the new life spark, he still misses everything he held so dear before

his looks are inspired from his pre-corruption silhouette from the official beasts introduction video. normally, he has 4 arms, but after the first fight with golden cheese, she rips off the extra 2 of them. as he awakens, he gets his 6 arms

both the spice gang and the cheese gang are alive and well here and now

the spice gang is helping burning spice to regain his kingdoms prosperity, however only nutmeg tiger made it to beast-yeast together with burning spice by an accident

the cheese gang follow golden cheese more out of their own greed, trying to survive and get a piece of the riches

obviously, smoked cheese is swapped with nutmeg tiger. nutmeg tiger is still a strong mighty warrior, a proud general of burning spices kingdom. she shows a lot of care and loyalty to burning spice, always standing by his side. she has her own garden in the kingdom to take care of the plants because of her in-game sprite where she smiles watering the plants and i thought it was hella cute to ignore lol

smoked cheeses appearance and attitude didn't really change much because he was already villainous enough. but now he's extra villainous. he might be actually the only one to truly admire golden cheeses toxic greed, but is always ready to stab her back if anything for his own greater good. he's just as evil and greedy as her and he waits for a perfect moment to strike and take everything to himself, which didn't happen yet

mozzarella, being swapped with cilantro cobra, just like her gets killed by her ruler too. golden cheese accidentally kills mozzarella in her pursuit for burning spice

her loyal marzipan cookies followed her everywhere, listening to her orders

burnt cheese is swapped with safron buffalo and fettuccine with pepper pangolin

cheesebirds are swapped with kulfis. cheesebirds, just as og kulfis, live in fear and only wish to survive. elder kulfi (now high priest kulfi) is swapped with high priest cheesenbird (now elder cheesebird)

elder cheesebird and young cheesebird give burning spice and nutmeg tiger a shelter. young cheesebird later on gets saved by burning spice in his first fight with golden cheese

high priest kulfi is the holy healing herald of the burning spice kingdoms house of prayer and is a dear friend of burning spice

there is much-much more ideas and thoughts i can yap about, but im not a writer, i wanted to keep it as short as possible and also english isn't my first language so the language barrier is demolishing me lol im sorry if it was painful to read

i might actually redesign the designs a little bit later, those are just some random sketches i did to kinda imagine the blurry shape i have in my head on a paper as a whole, not getting into the details. and if a lot of yall like it i might actually put an effort and draw something much more than just two raw simple sketches lol

also please credit me if you want to use these designs or got inspired, i would really appreciate that :3

[naynkitten]

im a sucker for redemption arc burningcheese dont get me wrong but mutually toxic burningcheese is now taking over 50% of my brain because how fun it is to play around with the dymanic

golden cheese cookie being the type of girl that goes “i can fix him” while burning spice cookie is like “i fucking ruin her lmao” the relationship being rocky and mildly codependent (gc gotta make sure the guy doesnt destroy a city in a post-breakup rampage ig, while for bs this is literally the only thing thats keeping him motivated enough to live) this is the best i could explain my view on this :’) i would love to have more fics/art of this concept because its so intresting ughh