#cheating scumbags

[fabuloustrash05]

I don’t know if this is a hot take or not, but I dislike it when in modern Greek myth retellings nowadays there’s a side plot of Hera having an affair with one of Zeus’ brothers, Hades or Poseidon.

Webtoon’s Lore Olympus and Netflix’s series Kaos have both done this and I’m already tired of it.

[morethanwonderful]

Which MXTX Character Was/Would Be Most Insufferable Online?

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(Bonus match theme: heyheyheyy c'maahn I'm a little guy. I'm just a little guyy. nooo. I'm a little birthday boyy)

[thus-spoke-lo]

Sexy Scumbags Series // Crocodile x reader, Doflamingo x reader Masterlist // Prompt List

CW: afab!reader [no pronouns used]; toxic relationship dynamics, incl. reader cheating for attention [reader is a scumbag too!]; degradation [reader receiving] vaginal fingering; ment. of oral sex [m receiving] and unprotected vaginal sex; dubcon/noncon elements, incl. implied abduction/imprisonment [i.e. reader is going home with someone whether they like it or not] WC: 940

“You’re playing a dangerous game here, you know,” Doflamingo purrs, his long tongue leaving a warm, wet streak along your jaw.

“I know what I’m doing,” you reply, moaning softly as his hand settles on your thigh and squeezes it, harder and harder until you yelp.

Crocodile had been ignoring you for days, inattentive to your needs—or at least, not as attentive as you had come to expect and demand. He was consumed with preparing for this gathering, a meeting of the rich and the dangerous and the utterly insufferable (Doflamingo chief among them), and your copious wants and needs went largely unfulfilled. And as it went whenever Crocodile failed to make you feel as special as you thought you ought to feel as the darling of a warlord, you sought out satisfaction elsewhere—usually with a low-level lackey or some poor, confused Marine who thought it must have been his lucky day. But tonight, you hit the jackpot, catching the eye of the man that made Crocodile’s blood boil, a preening pleasure-seeker who wasted no time in pulling you into the nearest empty room once you had piqued his interest.

The door to the darkened lounge creaks open, a strip of light illuminating your transgressions, and you grin at Crocodile’s imposing shape looming in the doorway. “Are you trying to make me jealous, doll?”

You bite your lip and offer him a coy grin as you recline back against Doflamingo’s chest and let out a particularly wanton manufactured moan. “Depends—is it working?”

He doesn’t answer, only shakes his head and avoids your gaze in favor of glaring at Doflamingo, his eyes narrowing as he crosses the room and stands mere inches from the two of you. Crocodile already knows what he’ll find when he lifts the hem of your skirt with the sharp tip of his hook—Doflamingo’s motions aren’t exactly subtle and the lewd squelching sounds are hard to ignore—but he still growls and bites down on his cigar at the sight of Doflamingo’s long fingers lazily pumping in and out of your wet pussy.

Crocodile’s rising anger makes your heart pound and your hands tremble, your whole body grow warmer at the thought of what he’ll do to you later. You already can taste the pre-cum on his cock, hard and throbbing as he shoves it down your throat, tells you the only thing you should be using that smart mouth for is pleasing him. You can already feel the cool wood of his desk against your bare skin as he bends you over and ruts into you from behind, demanding that you tell him who owns you, who it is that you belong to. You can already feel the possessiveness and the love and the desire coursing through him as he pumps you full of his spend, and he growls mine into your ear, before he collapses on top of you and kisses away your tears of pleasure.

But Crocodile’s anger begins to fade, an eerie calmness settling over him, one you’ve never quite seen before. He smiles at you, not the way he always does before he kisses you and tells you that you’re trouble, that you’re a pain in the ass, and that he doesn’t know what he’d do without you—no, this is different, this is frightening. “Is this really what you want?”

“I guess it is since you won’t pay attention to me anymore,” you pout, squealing as Doflamingo shoves his hand up your blouse and pinches your nipple.

Crocodile closes his eyes for a moment, then smiles and lets out a low, long laugh. He places his hook under your chin and tilts your head up to look at him, then places a gentle, chaste kiss on your lips. “Have fun with your new friend, doll. It’s been a pleasure doing business with you.”

Doflamingo’s cackle echoes in the room as you watch Crocodile leave and close the door behind him. The panic begins to set in—he’s never left without you before. Sure, he gets loud and he gets mean for a moment, but he always punishes the man who dares to have a hand on his property, and leaves with you tucked under his arm or thrown over his shoulder, muttering all the ways he’s going to fuck some sense into when you get home. And he’s turned away, walked a few paces as though he’d abandon you but not this, never this.

You wrench yourself from Doflamingo’s grasp and start to race for the door, calling for him, begging and pleading through teary eyes to come back, that you’re so sorry, that you’ll do anything he asks if he’ll just take you home. As your hand reaches for the doorknob, there is a sudden feeling of ropes being tightened around your body, yanking you backwards; you land in Doflamingo’s lap with a huff, your back hitting his chest hard enough to almost knock the wind out of you.

“Oh, I’m going to have so much fun with you, my pretty little bird,” he coos as he moves his fingers and tightens the strings around your midsection, pinning your arms to your sides.

“Like hell you will,” you grunt, straining against his string, feeling them start to cut into your flesh like razor blades the more you move. “He’ll come for me—he always does.”

“Not this time, he won’t.” He grabs your face in his large hand and turns it towards him, squeezing your cheeks until it feels like he’s hitting bone. “He doesn’t tend to like his toys back once I’ve broken them.”

[gayspacemonk]

enough modern AUs where ragnar and lagertha fall for athelstan and get him to date them, I need comedy, I need Ragnar to be Aslaug's shitty pathetic boyfriend who keeps hooking up with his best friend (bc he's in love with him) and everytime she threatens to break up he pulls an different excuse ("I was drunk""it was the last time""I SWEAR this time is the last promise""it was just a bj") and Athelstan the poor guy feels all the guilt Ragnar should feel and wants to end this but gets the pants charmed out of him everytime, and he tells Lagertha "he said he was leaving her for me what do I do", and Lagertha is a good friend but she's also vengeful and Ragnar cheated on her with Aslaug when they were married, so she just tells Athelstan "lmao lol idk"

[xinyuehui]

TIAN XIWEI as HE ZHINAN

半熟男女 · In Between · 2024

[cuntnikida]

Keep getting adds that say shit like "OMG i keep going into the bathroom late at night to talk to my ai boyfriend because he gives me the attention my irl one doesn't!" and someone asking a guy if he talks to other girls behind his gfs back and him being like ofc not...well except for my hot ai gf. it's obvious they're trying to start a trend and lemme make this damn clear, if my future partner ever chooses to cheat on me with a fucking character ai i'm acutally going to burn this dystopian shithole to the ground.

[evilevilevilnotevilevilagain]

Imagine your kids run away from you when they're just wee innocent babs, but then they find you 40 years later still living in the same city as them, still alive, and they ask why you never tried to reconnect at all. And they look like Dark Souls mini bosses.

Like, nobody else is even dressed like this. They're just Like That.

[trickstarbrave]

Idc what anyone says this volume of cheating men must die is yuri. To me.

[tallymenblesta]

ISHWARI

I feel like Ishwari would baby Ajay a TON, and then just flip the script when she's mad at him like, "See? This is why I sent you to that military school!"

[cobble-stone]

i feel like a toxic ex is knocking at my door grabbing onto my ankle going PLEASE PLEASE I’LL DO ANYTHING TO HAVE YOU BACK except it's a million dollar corporation fucking cringe. you walk into my house crying for me back after scamming me out of hundreds of dollars meanwhile i’ve been in a committed and loving relationship with my beautiful wife Youtube to MP3 Player and never once wanted you back in my life. grow up.

[skyfcx]

Examine! Scourge's Guy Fieri Ass Jacket

Examination Station || Prompt

Scourge's Jacket: ❝There's at least one person in existence that finds it fashionable...❞

     You're no trend chaser, but even as someone who doesn't often wear clothes, you know the look of a try-hard. You almost gag thinking about how cool Scourge must think he looks whenever he's flaring the collar on this thing. Though, all things considered? Especially when factoring in the excessiveness of its owner? It's a rather simple jacket. You had to give credit where credit was due, you've seen flashier designs. (Then, a thought crosses your mind: would Scourge be happy or sad to hear that?)

>DISCARD >STORE >INSPECT

ROLLING FOR: [INVESTIGATION] Result: 21 (12)+9

     You inspect the black leather. It's surprisingly both soft and smooth. A trait of real leather. Apparently the 'king' wasn't one to skimp out regarding aesthetics. The sleeves, too, are torn intentionally. They're perfectly imperfect, really helps with the chaotic vibes he gives. Finally, flame decals decorate the shoulders.

     Thumbing across them, you soon notice a material difference.

     You had never really gotten up close and personal with Scourge, so you've never spotted it, but— the hot rod flames adorning his shoulders are patches. Sewn-on with a delicate and well-trained hand. Who the hand belonged to remains a mystery, but this fact remains true: they weren't a part of the jacket's original design.

     Something tickles the back of your mind...

ROLLING FOR: [HISTORY] Result: 20 (16)+4

     Turning the jacket back and forth between your hands, the mind returns to the clothing accessory's origins. To Scourge's origins. You had to be no older than five or six at the time... when Scourge was still Anti-Sonic. Had you ever even interacted with the guy back then? It was mostly Sonic, Knuckles, and the rest of the other Freedom Fighters handling him. But you remember clearly: the spitting image of your hero Sonic the Hedgehog, now with the additions of a black leather jacket and a pair of matching shades. No fire in sight.

     —Oh, right! You rack your brain further... Didn't his jacket have a crossed-out circle on the sleeve back then? Your curiosity almost demands that you undo the flame patches and see if it's still there for old time's sake. ...But at this point, with the history this jacket holds? It feels oddly disrespectful.

     Once again, you had to give credit where credit was due. Scourge has certainly come a long way since then. No longer is he simply Evil Sonic. He is Scourge the Hedgehog. And as someone who's spent a considerable portion of their childhood feeling like an understudy to something greater, you can respect that.

Tails has gained 1 Affinity Point towards Scourge!

     No, no... you couldn't quite believe it either.

[dreamieparadise]

PSA

Everyone has had a crush on Mimi at some point. Some at the same time!!

[justabritneycrush]

[frogizz]

Luo Bingge is bisexual with a heavy preference for women, next topic

[peapod20001]

sooo since August is, like. himself now. does that mean that his wifey/gf was aware of him being gay? I think you implied that

Lol yea <3 him and Grace (that’s her name in case nobody besides me knows that lmao) were never really IN LOVE I’d say. Like they love each other, just not romantically really. They both had their reasons for getting together; they both went into their relationship thinking that this is just what they are SUPPOSED to do. August was trying to be “normal” and Grace wanted to make her own family and have a secure home and life (Grace is aromantic/asexual. Obviously she isn’t completely averse to relationships and the rest cus she got married and had a baby lmao)

They are family and they will always be family! They literally have a daughter and a dog and a house together, and it is just too much work to go about legally separating and splitting things, so they are still technically married lol. Grace is a stay at home mom/wife so them splitting would screw her over a bit </3 They are also still together under one roof for their daughter, Bailey, because they really don’t want to change her home life more than it needs to be.

He doesn’t seem like it at first glance, but August is really loving and protective of his family he made, even if it wasn’t created with the best most pure intentions. August cares about his own feelings and life a lot more now than he used to, but his wife and daughter are still his #1 priority and he’ll put them first for a lot of things

[kayl3ighsunflower]

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