#cheating on your exams
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#ahh yess...french and russian speaker solidarity#good luck to all of you who pass russian literature exam this year and have to read the whole war and peace page by page#we didn't even read it in my school. or teacher recapped it to us each lesson until we cheated on our tests lmao#team fortress 2#tf2#team fortress 2 fanart#tf2 fanart#tf2 spy#tf2 heavy#minor soldier beating scout's ass in the background if you squint your eyes
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thinking about that time i took a test and drew House MD on the scratch paper, which is collected along with the test, because I was very very very Bored ™ and why not.
i drew the "you DOSED me!!!" "only because you didn't trust me!" "i'm not ON antidepressants, i'm on SPEEEED" scene. whoever grades that is going to have either a good time, or they will mock me, and i'm okay with either option.
sadly because i was not allowed to keep the scratch paper, i could not keep my drawings, despite that piece of scratch being devoted entirely to House MD and containing absolutely nothing about my test, because why would i do the intelligent thing and use scratch for good purposes?
#i want my drawings back#hatecrimes md#house md#i love house and wilson and chase and cuddy and foreman and mayyybe even cameron although she gets on my nerves#i am a chase apologist and i would have drawn him but idk i wanted to draw wilson shouting at house#exam people please do not void my exam i have said nothing about the material on the exam nor have i said which exam#this is not cheating nor is it in opposition to your policies#gregory house#james wilson#wilson jazz hands appreciation post#house is crazy and i love him for it#house md fanart#except no fanart for any eyes but those of the exam people™#robert chase apologist
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do you guys remember how girls "weren't as smart as boys and couldn't be in school with them because their role and biology did not align with academic excellence"?
and now college-aged young women are smart and cunning and phenomenal while their male peers are fasc1sts with no future prospect or sociocultural literacy.
#so i go to uni right#and the difference between uni-attending girls and boys is terrible#even the less interested girl ever has more knowledge and expertise than your average boy#i know a het couple. he only passes the exams because SHE gives him the notes she perfectly crafted#the majority of people going to uni is girls#male-dominated uni courses are less organized#more problematic and people tend to do worse and cheat more#also the only male-dominated courses are the one who grant easy money to them.#which means: on average boys dont care about cultural and intellectual enrichment unless it makes them filthy rich (comp sci)#funnily enough comp sci girls tend to cultivate cultural and individual enrichment by themselves - something their male peers dont really d#i hate them. i hate that i as a woman HAVE to form my socialized person around them.#radical feminist safe#radblr#radical feminism#radfem#radical feminist community#radical feminists do interact#mental palace#feminism
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#g talks#anti taylor swift#swifties dni#if you think this you’re not smart#you probably cheat on your exams#and/or just remember what was said#but will forget everything the second you graduate#like I’m sure there’s some intelligent people#that just listen to it because it’s there#like when you just want potato chips#but trying to link her music with intelligence is beyond fucking stupid#mine#/mobile#/okay to reblog
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you know what? it's fine.
#tomorrow i either pass clinical psych or i don't pass. or i get a 3 and i'm forced to consider if it's worth trying again or not#that's fine. then i try to do something with the school psych assignment over the weekend#then i do a bit of preparing for the stupid fucking neuropsych online exam. so I don't go in blind#you gotta know how to cheat and how to use your notes y'know what i mean.#and then i start studying for the comprehensive exam and also work on the research paper#and if i fail clinical psych i can try again one or two weeks later (can't really do one bc i don't want to be back here that week) (so two)#and if i fail the comprehensive exam (or if it's crap like it's a 2 or a 3. bc it kind of needs to be a 5 bc of the degree grade) then i#try again on may 7#and if i don't manage to finish the research paper by may 6 for the first check‚ i still have until the 19th to do it#i will make it through if it kills me.. and it shouldn't like if this tests my limits then i deserve to be hit with a#giant hammer until i die 💀
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I wrote a long post abt how hysteria over cheating with AI is borderline irrelevant to my field and how that post implying it's a huge epidemic annoys me and then deleted it bc nobody cares. lol
#thinking of the guys who watched video games playthroughs during class all day and now he assists w cardiac and transplant surgeries#and he's great. we get training after graduation anyway and often what you learn in school is only narely applicable to your actual job#plus you're in an environment with a lot of other people who are keeping an eye on your decisions. ideally#but 'oh no teacher they're cheating at HOMEWORK' just comes off as very silly to me#ALSO if you genuinely think a nurse can glide their way through nursing school using chatgpt you clearly don't know#how our exams are structured or how we need to choose the right mc question of 5 extremely complex ones#or how if we get under 77% we fail the class and how most of the grade is in mc exams.#at least for me#I don't think using AI to cheat would even be possible#and ppl who were cheating were already doing so before AI anyway#welp that's it basically#disclaimer this is based on my experience but the national licensing exam IS myltiple choice and people DO fail#also if you're really graduating w chatgpt essays and going into a field and getting hired and NOBODY notices#that indicates maybe it doesn't actually matter?#I know for a fucking fact engineers need to be able to actually do their jobs to keep them too#cor.txt
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I do understand that post that’s like “future nurses are using ai to glide through classes rn” in the sense of like. Sure if you’re going into a lifesaving profession you should probably actually like. Know that shit to save lives etc. but I simply can’t rb bc like. Do you think nurses (and college students in general really) just. Weren’t cheating before ChatGPT? Do you think they weren’t having other people write their essays? Or getting the questions for tests from their friend who took the class the day before them? Like. Ai is not the birth of cheating in your college classes. My aunt tells a story about her and one of her best friends from college made sure to take the same class with the same professor but on different days bc her friend was better at that kind of thing (I think it was like. A geology class?) and her friend would copy down all of the questions from the labs (and sometimes quizzes/tests if she could remember them) to give to my aunt for her lab the next day. This was in like 2003 long before ChatGPT. People have been doing that since we started giving each other tests probably.
#my uncle did a similar thing when he was the ta for a class his friend was in. this isn’t new !#idk the post is very weird to me.#like the ppl say it’s terrifying I promise you there have always been nurses cheating on their exams. they’re just using computers to do it#which is not to say I’m for ai just the wording of it is certainly a choice#although I personally don’t think there’s anything wrong with cheating on an exam so. maybe it’s a morals things idk#fuck academic dishonesty I don’t give a shit about that.#mostly bc I think lying is. literally whatever in. a lot of situations.#like obv there’s situations where you shouldn’t lie/it would be wrong to do but like. there are many more where it’s literally fine or even#better to lie than to tell the truth.#so actually the post is literally fine probably I just don’t think cheating in your classes is like. morally wrong nor is it a particularly#good reason to hate ai. bc cheating has always and probably will always existed#prsnl
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can we as a society incorporate the phrase "no take-backsies" into all contracts forever. pretty please
#if i have to do one more case where someone wants to take a gift back i'm gonna start screaming IT'S A GIFT YOU DON'T TAKE THOSE BACK AHHH#no idc what the law says#like buddy if you gift your cheating gf a horse that then died under mysterious circumstances that's on you 😭😭#sorry i've been stuck in property law hell for the last few hours i am going insane#i'll be back on my usual nonsense (and by that i mean crying about fictional characters) in like two weeks until then i'll cry about law#can't wait for exam season to be over ;-;#my ramblings
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not to have a superiority complex but my peers are so so so so so so so so stupid.
#in the incoming freshman discord for my college.#these kids are bragging about cheating on all their placement exams#FIRST OF ALL. there are literal employees of our university in this chat + 200 other students. u could get in so much trouble EASILY rn#SECOND. these are PLACEMENT exams. to see what you know so you are placed in the right class. being in a higher level does not help or#affect you in any way graduation-wise. why would you cheat to get into a class that’s too hard for you that you’ll fail in and damage your#gpa and make you miserable & confused. when you could take the appropriate class & get placed at your level & be confident in your learning#& get more out of the class & have a better more prepared understanding of the concepts when you graduate#like you are setting yourself up for failure for what. to be in the advanced class? that litrally nobody cares about or will care about ever#????? that’s so so so so so so so so stupid idk what to tell you.#i’ll be over here with a 4.0 in my ‘easy’ math class enjoying my learning and understanding the concepts. have fun failing & being sad tho
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SUCH a bad post you just reblogged oh lord. people deserve to be laughed at for trying to cheat their high school english finals? teenagers who just do not have the fucking energy left to write an exam paper for a mandatory class that they DO NOT care about are "lazy" and "stupid" and deserve to be made fun of? please go to hell xoxo and also i hate you. loser.
are you mad because i reblogged a post talking about how bad of an idea it is to use ai to make essays? back in my day we didn't HAVE ai we just paid the smart kid to write our essay for us
#get over yourself it isnt that serious you are chronically in high school i promise it gets better#also dont use ai to write your fucking essays because that's a stupid idea and yes you are being lazy if you use ai to write your essay#also theres so many other ways to cheat on a final exam that i am very much promoting. come off anon venmo me 50 bucks ill write your essay
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ok one of my friends is mad at me and we haven't spoken for the whole month, idk what he's even mad at he hasn't talked to me since our exam where I didn't help him cheat, I was hurrying to finish my own exam first and we haven't spoken since. now this is someone that I used to talk to enough and this month it's been 0 conversation and i really hope things go back to normal once we are in college again
I really hope you guys resolve any possible issues but bestie reconsider if he's mad at you bc you didn't help him cheat....😐
#you ask for the tab*#I have a reputation for being stuck up when it comes to cheating and I never tell my friends this but it's bc MY ASS IS TERRIFIED#And ofc you'd focus on your own exam like??
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i hate the passage of time genuinely i feel sick thinking about my exams this week
#auri rambles#im generally fine when im swinging at deadlines and labs but as soon as exam season hits and the time is unstructured#i become an academic slug. im caught up w the coursework and im almost done making my everything cheat sheet to take into the room#but i still need to do a bunch of practise questions oh god oh fuck#and i still dont know how to pull myself out of bed :(#and i hate knowing that im going to have to pretend to be okay in front of my relatives when i visit them at the end of the year#unfortunately flying 'home' fills me with dread and i havent fully recovered from what happened in january#yeah hiii school's going JUST GREAT i love it so much and i am a functioning adult woman (twists smile) and am doing well#because i am just as smart as you think i am and just as happy as i ought to be. no i dont plan on becoming a doctor.#if i have put on weight please do not make me your conversation
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You’re telling me that this guy is a doctor? I don’t know man.
#subnautica#danby#don’t cheat on your medical exams please#imagine going to get treated for a broken bone and a fucking. kitchen/furniture appliance walks out.#i only found out this was a thing because i forgot to type in danby SUBNAUTICA so he just got turned into a damn refrigerator. good for him?
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There is still malarkey. I need a drink.
DON'T CHEAT ON YOUR EXAMS !!! ITS NOT WORTH IT!!!
#please excuse my face#girls#nerdy girls#bambi eyes#hazel eyes#girls with glasses#dont cheat on your exams#its not worth it#its just a headache for all parties involved
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a plague on the beast who invented honorlock
#the easiest way to prevent cheating#is to not pull your test questions from quizlet#it's really that easy#bitches would rather force all their students to install literal spyware than come up with unique exam questions
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Being high is slightly dangerous for me because I literally cannot lie. It's a truth serum to me. Idk why or if anyone else has that effect. I will tell the truth like always and if I tried to lie it would be super obvious
#im already someone who is very anti lying unless it's literally to save your skin or cheat at exams.....#so maybe that just amplifies#but i also OVERSHARE SO BAD#and also love people a lot#so i tend to just go dude I love you to all my friends and they go ?????
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