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netflix is about to lose so many subscribers. like they think blocking password sharing is the answer when in reality they're almost exclusively hurting pissed off families with split living situations & people who don't have constant access to wifi. these people and the people they shared their pw with are not going to be like "aw darn well better make another account for my son in college and pay double now :)" they're gonna say "well this fucking sucks and isn't worth the money anymore" and CANCEL Netflix ahdhdjakajajdjsjakssjsj

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ok, i’ve seen people use polls to figure out the average age of tumblr users, the average join date, but now i wanna see how queer y’all are. and which queer identity reigns supreme over tumblr. so vote

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Kukac

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the spn drama could take a whole year to explain in the least so i’m good

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how fucking crazy will the posting be the day jk rowling dies

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HAPPY BLACK HISTORY MONTH TO:

-disabled black ppl

-black ppl with mental illness

-black ppl who don't feel "black enough"

-black ppl who feel "too black"

-ALTERNATIVE, GOTH, PUNK, EMO, SCENE, ETC BLACK PPL

-lgbt+ black ppl!!!!!!!!!!!

-black ppl who aren't deemed conventionally attractive by society

-black ppl in school

-black ppl not in school

-working black ppl

-BLACK PPL 💞💗💞💗💞💗

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bout to have a party* tonight

*i’m in bed about to read the wikipedia list of film and television accidents

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FIGHT

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i love you polls i love you democracy i love you funny tumblr jokes i love you vanilla extract i love you vanilla extract i love you vanilla extract i love you vanilla extract

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Cooking With Tumblr: "Why Are We Here? Just to Suffer?" Edition

Tumblr, I come to you as a woman on the verge of fulfilling her destiny. Thanks to a viral poll by @relientk, the newest meme on Tumblr is vanilla extract, specifically the act of using too much of it. Pure vanilla extract is, of course, expensive and also strong in small amounts. Who among us has that much vanilla extract on hand and is foolish enough to attempt this?

Me.

For personal reasons, I have a lot of vanilla extract in my apartment. It was here before the meme, and it will be here after. I had all the ingredients for the horrible poll cake except for milk, so I went out and bought some milk. It is three in the morning and very cold outside. Why am I doing this now instead of waiting for the poll to finish? Two reasons: the first being how fickle the internet in burning through memes, and the second being that five days gives my better judgement enough time to convince me not to do this.

Will God stop my sinful hands before the cake makes it into the oven? Let's find out!

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