#cheating gd

[fookinstevienicks]

I just want to remind everyone once again bc I'm so fucking tired of seeing it

Eddie's will doesn't give Buck jack shit as far as rights are concerned as long as Eddie is alive. he is not Chris's legal guardian or anything at all at this point. unless Eddie made some other legal arrangements that he also did not tell Buck about, if Eddie is incapacitated Chris goes to his nearest family. that's his grandparents. periodt

(and I'm not even getting into how fucking easy it would be to get it overturned if he did make other arrangements ESPECIALLY if he didn't inform Buck about them)

[realgdfactstrust]

Robtop just revealed the INTENDED way to beat Blast Processing? It's much easier than you think!

[mongeese]

I swear I've never felt more thirsty as when I just start fasting it must be a psychological thing

[dangerscully]

today's depressing realisation is that cheating is a theme in a LOT of christmas movies???

and anyway that's a way to put a big downer on your first christmas as a single person in over a decade, after being cheated on :)))

[13eyond13]

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[itscnlyfcrever]

Maybe one day it will actually stick in my brain that nobody ever reads people’s rules.

[3am-cheerios]

[grmpgm]

yayyy i got tagged!! :3

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tagging -

@frogxxam @microbialism @ladaberns @softyshibu @mattakaspoofy @chaoskirin

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Tagged by @sailforvalinor, and thank you this looks like fun!

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[roki-snake-sinner]

Ex Be Gone sample letter/text

(I want to further my shop (Snakeshoppe.etsy), and maybe try the Patreon thing out)

Situation: You have an Ex that had cheated on you, and you broke up with them. However, they will not leave you alone and have threatened to hurt your family if you don’t get back with them. The Ex is human, so you moved to another city that is vastly monster living, but your Ex still followed you. In a last ditch effort, you go to the police, who are all different species of Monsters, and the Chief gives you a card for a ‘Ex-Be-Gone’ Guard Dog service.

“Technically, no one in the station is allowed to have these, but when the law favors one side more than the other.” He left it at that.

You decided to call the service that night, and got a quick answer.

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You: How much does it cost to stop an… ex spouse?

GD Service: Depends on how long the stalking has been going on. The longer, the less it costs.

You: Two years. *information added*

GD Service: Payment after the job is done. And next time, have better taste in humans.

———— A few days after, you receive a letter with a Hellhound drawn on the front of the envelope, and a ‘R’ stamp holding the letter inside.

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Dear Human,

Sorry about the long ass wait for the confirmation. Kind of hard to find an infected needle in an infected needle pile, but job’s done.

I won’t bore you with the details, but I think this was my best work yet. Had to be a little more coy with how I got them to agree to follow me, but a little pretending goes a long way. I could see how you were dragged down so easily, what without the sharper instincts and wanting to be loved.

But, you won’t have to worry about them anymore. Can’t really tell if they were still breathing by the time I was done with them, but at least they won’t be bothering you anymore.

And, don’t worry about the payment. Me and the pack had too much fun to think about being paid for it. Plus, you’re new to our services and the city.

So, think about it as a ‘Welcome to Misers, City of the Monsters and Miserable Humans that try to control it’ present.

If you are ever in need of some ‘removal’, or other such needs, make sure to go to the Misers’ Cops first. They may not be the top of the food chain, but even the lowest of Monsters respects them.

Don’t go to the human ‘only’ cops tho, but I feel you already knew that.

But, if you really want to pay for the ‘removal’ of the trash, then buy from any Monster store, cafe, library, or visit my friends over at the local swimming center.

They always looking for people that can chase the little Mers around to get them used to using both their fins and legs, when the situation calls for it.

Don’t worry, they don’t bite… Much.

Stay safe tho, the company I work for is, big but the humans try to be bigger.

Signed,

Your Loyal Guard Dog

Rox

[rekino2114]

I'm all for a part 2 on the chiaki comforting fic. I like sonia too, though at first I didn't like her, lol. Gundham, I feel neutral towards even if he is kinda cool to me.

Chiaki nanami with a cheated on reader

Part 2 to this

Pairing:chiaki nanami x male reader

A/n:I had the same experience with sonia, gundham is like top 5 gd characters for me but that's just cause I like theatrical and dramatic characters, chiaki is still my favorite though.

It's been two months since your relationship with sonia ended, and while you were still hurt about that, thanks to your friends, and especially chiaki, you had kinda gotten over her and felt a lot better

"Hm chiaki....is everything alright?"

"O-oh yeah Hajime don't worry about it"

"Are you sure? You seem to be staring at y/n a lot"

"........do you think he's OK?"

"Oh, you mean after the thing with sonia, i think he's doing alright, nagito told me he seems way happier now, even when sonia or gundham are near him"

"That's good"

"You really care about him, don't you?"

"Y-yeah, I really do, if I have to be honest I think I love him"

"....yeah...it was...pretty obvious"

Chiaki blushed before sheepishly looking at her friend

"W-was it really that obvious?"

"To be frank, yes, you always look at him with loving eyes and blush and turn away when he notices you, not to mention how angry you got when you found out sonia cheated on him"

"Can you blame me? Why did that princess cheat on an amazing guy like him anyway? Only thinking about it makes me mad"

".....right, anyway I think you should confess"

"Really?"

"Yeah, I think he likes you too, he looks at you the same way you do to him"

"Oh I never noticed"

"Well, neither did he, so I guess you were made for each other"

The gamer laughed at Hajime's joke before gaining a determined look on her face

"Ok I will"

"That's great he's right there, I'll be rooting for you"

She gave him a smile before walking to where you were

"Hey, hey y/n do you mind if I talk to you for a while?"

"Oh, of course, especially since it's you, chiaki."

"T-thank you"

She sat near you and took a deep breath

"Y/n I have something to tell you, I think I'm in love with you"

".....really?"

"Yes, for a long time actually, even before you and Sonia broke up, I obviously couldn't tell you that while you were dating. when you broke up, I was incredibly angry at her but also a bit relieved that I could reveal my feelings"

"........"

"I-if you don't feel the same, then I hope we can still be friends"

Chiaki thought your silence meant a rejection, so she closed her eyes and waited for embarrassment, but instead, she was very surprised when she found her lips being kissed by yours but quickly melted into it

"I love you too chiaki, you helped me so much with my breakup, and I couldn't help but fall for you, I'd love to be your boyfriend"

"That's amazing, thank you so much, I promise I will never ever cheat on you or treat you like Sonia did"

"Don't worry I know, you're not the kind of person who'd do that"

"I'm glad you think so, I already love you so much"

"Me too"

You two kissed again before chiaki pulled a Nintendo switch from her backpack and began playing with you. Both of you very happy of your new relationship

[myths-tournaments]

Awful Characters Round 1 Part 2 (2/8)

Propaganda under the cut!

MORI OGAI

Yes, he's a horrible person but gd is it cool to see him get serious. I'm excited every time he shows up. Traumatised like The important character in the series and also multiple others. I still like him. He is canonically a pedophile so… understandable why people hate him but also he's fictional and a great character. And yeah, every time he gets brought up people will in fact get called bad for liking him.

BENNY

The first thing that happens in new vegas is that benny fucking shoots your character in the face, steals your shit and leaves you in an open grave. Benny is by all accounts a bastard. He kills you, steals from you, he killed his last boss, he is the single most duplicitous man around. His gang are all about honesty- except him. He's a lying, cheating bastard. The guys who helped him catch you? He skipped on paying them and left them to get shot to death. His new boss, mr.house? He stole his robot, broke it open, got someone to reprogram it and decided to use it to TAKE OVER THE WHOLE OF VEGAS. Benny literally kills people, lies to people, steals their shit and takes charge. That's all benny does. He gets fucking CRUCIFIED if you don't help him out just because so many people fucking hate him. And yet. And yet. Benny is the single most compelling character in the whole game to me. He's just a little guy! He's just there! You can get shot in the head and come back and he goes "what in the goddamn" and then if you try and flirt with him he's like "uhhh sure? Okay?" And leaves you a polite note in the morning. He's fancy. He wears a stupid suit. He has a tiny gun with shitty bullets. He's catholic. He talks like an old timey news presenter. Literally nobody else in the entire game does that. He's got an intelligence of 3. He's my funtime boy. My silly little man. He's so funny. The antagonist in this game is a guy dressed like a tablecloth who looks at all times like a confused dog who doesn't understand what a tv is. And like. He's compelling. He robs from you, shoots you, but…. he never seems to actually wish you harm. He kills and robs and lies but like. He apologises for doing it to you. When he sees you again he doesn't attack you, he's just… confused. He tries to defuse the situation. You can convince him to talk to you, alone, with no guards and it's not that hard. If you spare his life, he doesn't go after you, like. Even if you sleep with him he doesn't take advantage of that and kill you, even if you try to. He… he just leaves. He gives you an apology. If he gets kidnapped by Caesar He just… apologizes again. He tells you his whole plan to take over the city, too. He thinks he'll die, and he wants something of him to survive. He's happy that you made it. And if you let him free, he just… leaves. He knows he's beat, he doesn't want to cause any more trouble. He walks out and leaves. The NCR will kill you if you cross them. The legion will crucify you. House? He'll blow you the fuck up. But benny, the guy who lies and cheats and schemes, he's honest. He's polite. He's… harmless. You can kill him with a single shot if you want. And he can't kill you. He doesn't kill you the first time, and he'll never really hurt you again. Benny just wanted to win. When he knows he's beat he just leaves. No lingering, no harm, he's off, off into the desert heat, and never seen again. Isn't that just insane? like have you ever known an antagonist so polite? He just leaves!! He offers you a drink!! His plan is genuinely probably the best one for the people of new vegas!!! He's. Benny is Benny.

Anyway if you want to see some REAL propaganda go to the blog @letmebegaytodd and look in the #benny tag. You'll Understand < https://www.tumblr.com/letmebegaytodd/717051175751614464/in-another-life-i-wouldve-really-liked-just> <- look at this shit man

pollrunner's note: yet again another case of ''it's all supposed to be one quote block, but tumblr hates me''

[sergeifyodorov]

now who would be the football (soccer) gretzky… messi? ronaldo? pele? maradona? my personal pick is messi based on career consistency, awards won (he’s won EVERYTHING), worldwide popularity, career longevity, how hard the game is to play now and the level of competition vs in the classic era, etc etc. as with all sports you run into issues with comparing eras (the age old Would gretzky still dominate in today’s era of hockey) and players but.. i’m interested in your take. if you have one?! and a note on f1: you really can’t compare verstappen to hamilton. hamilton and schumacher, yes, but verstappen has accumulated the majority of his wins (i’m thinking across the last 2-3 seasons) in a series of cars that are perhaps the greatest f1 cars ever made. f1 is heavily based on equipment (the whole idea is that these aren’t spec cars - the engineering REALLY matters) more than the other sports u are discussing so it’s tough… yes the driving is a part of it but the car and the setup is so important. also now that other teams have been developing better cars this season hes really fallen back from his performances last year and in 2022, when he had the best car by far and never had to compete for wins as he was almost always in pole position. anyway. some thoughts!

I prefer to measure greats relative to their time -- like, we'll never know if 80's gretzky could compete with 2020s mcdavid, and that kind of speculation isn't really my cup of tea?

also re futbol gretzky -- not all sports have one. to me "the GOAT" and "the Gretzky" are two different (but related) concepts: a GOAT is just a greatest of all time, no matter how slim the margin; a Gretzky is not only a greatest of all time but someone who is so mindblowingly the greatest of all time that only the most pedantic devil's-advocate types will even consider arguing, and even then mostly for angry clicks anyways. MY favourite is messi though the power of a short king who cannot die is immeasurable

also also re f1/car advancement -- this feels like an ancient snow-covered cravasse of discourse several km deep that i'm about to jump into with neither icepick nor parka but i'm legitimately not sure what the difference is between winning because you have the best car in a motorsports race and scoring a million gd points because you have the best hockey-related spatial awareness in a hockey game. what's the separation between man and machine? gordie howe played with no helmet and wooden sticks, connor mcdavid plays with carbon fibre composite and a full helmet-visor. stan mikita was one of the first to bend stick blades and he won hart trophies for it! was that cheating? aren't you the best if you're the best?

[destinymanticor]

lol @legowafflez can I cheat I say it's for three days?

26 - change/acceptance

27 - anger/death/sadness

28 - free day (retelling)

lmao I full monthly norm of Morro draw (ʘ ͜ʖ ʘ)

logical pieces + gd ↓↓↓↓

or in google drive

Задыхаясь говорю "блять"

[maladaptivedaydreamsx]

I got Xav!! Just missing Zayne now, if he decides to show up

if you hear screaming in the distance.. i can't prove that it wasn't me, but you also can't prove that it was. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)