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Can I punt your grandma like a fucking football

be my guest babes.

funny story she disowned me for a goood two years (unrelated to the gay thing) and prior to this the last words i said to her were ‘shut the fuck up you old bitch’. tbh i was quite happy with this as parting words. however my family is a shitshow nightmare and now we’re back on tenuous speaking terms at my parents insistence. so she can fake-puke at my gf.

very cool and normal. i love christmas.

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introduced my grandmother to my girlfriend of five years today. she turned to my brother as if expecting him to agree with her and GAGGED

for someone who’s a decade out of the closet and has the word ‘dyke’ tattooed on her ribs, god i hate myself a whole gd lot for being queer

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y’all… u dont understand how much writing in the tags of someone’s creation means to them.. whether it’s fanart, a graphic, fanfic..,, there’s a 99% chance that person looks through their tags and a single opinionated comment in the tags can rlly brighten their day it’s just a rlly wonderful thing to see

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sketchbook dump ib my origins poolverine yuri fic white rabbit

fem dudepeel, logan’s two primary settings (soft and angery,) jane the cat (who is not in the fic yet but is already one of my fav parts,) and wade being a cutie butt

gang i am down bad for this terrible terrible movie

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silly butchverine headcanon:

when logan first rocked up at xavier’s, scott started doing heart-shaped googly eyes at her IMMEDIATELY.

jean is *not* impressed, cue ‘stop looking at my man’ nonsense. to which logan is like ‘your man is barking up the wrong tree, you’re fine af tho’ and then they fuck nasty about it

lots of confused pining from scott. and logan. for some reason.

there’s also a whole on again/off again Thing with ororo. and that one night with kurt after the staff christmas party got out of hand that they don’t talk about.

basically logan’s reputation as the x mansion bike is alive and well. even in the butchverse.

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I should write a dissertation about how poolverine fans have gaslit themselves into thinking x men origins is a good movie with character substance

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update:

brainrotted too close to the sun and wrote the fic.

pls enjoy

rewatched origins: wolverine and had to draw the lesbians again

im sick atm so this is a lil bit fast and loose, but i lov them anyway. origins logan’s floppy hair is v fun to draw. good shapes.

more headcanons n a bonus sketch under the cut

1: wade is Up In Logan’s Business whenever she thinks she can get away with it. which is most of the time. logan secretly loves it. lady doth protest too much.

2: turns out there’s some benefits to communal barracks showers when you’re the only two women on the team lol

3: mission went to shit, you make up the details based on whatever is gonna hurt most. logan was equally ass-kicked but, yknow, healing factor. and then whoever hurt wade got mauled. don’t touch her girl.

bonus silly plane scene sketch that didn’t fit on the page. logan is not having a nice time (if we were meant to fly we’d grow wings etc etc.) wade is being a shit-stirring bitch for funsies.

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could go to hell (but we’ll probably be fine) was meant to be like, 2k words of odyssey pwp and to date ive posted two chapters of angst and STILL NO SMUT.

i lied. all plot no porn. put ur clothes back on.

My constant struggle when writing PWP

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fempool sketchbook sillies

bitches with adhd don’t know how to sit normally (wade is bitches)

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rewatched origins: wolverine and had to draw the lesbians again

im sick atm so this is a lil bit fast and loose, but i lov them anyway. origins logan’s floppy hair is v fun to draw. good shapes.

more headcanons n a bonus sketch under the cut

1: wade is Up In Logan’s Business whenever she thinks she can get away with it. which is most of the time. logan secretly loves it. lady doth protest too much.

2: turns out there’s some benefits to communal barracks showers when you’re the only two women on the team lol

3: mission went to shit, you make up the details based on whatever is gonna hurt most. logan was equally ass-kicked but, yknow, healing factor. and then whoever hurt wade got mauled. don’t touch her girl.

bonus silly plane scene sketch that didn’t fit on the page. logan is not having a nice time (if we were meant to fly we’d grow wings etc etc.) wade is being a shit-stirring bitch for funsies.

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The first time that Logan found out where Wade was for a job and loitered around outside to meet her, Wade nearly shit her pants - startled by her there on a corner, billowing smoke. Wanted to make sure you got home safe, she’d explained - as if Wade wasn’t standing there armed to the teeth and drenched in someone else’s blood.

Wade loves it. Sharing a cigarette as they stalk back through the city under cover of darkness, falling asleep with the warm heaviness of Logan next to her. She’s become a constant in Wade’s life - a second pulse.

ib my fic could go to hell (but we’ll probably be fine).

scary dog privilege street clothes butch x carrying a bag full of guns, quite literally just killed a man supersuit femme 5ever

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could go to hell (but we’ll probably be fine)

How many nights can you spend sleeping ass-to-ass on a pullout couch with someone you’ve fucked, without so much as a mention of said fucking, before it’s weird? Currently, Logan and Wade are sitting at a sensible twenty-one.

Okay, so maybe there’s a little nocturnal spooning here and there. Maybe Logan has gotten way too chill about sleeping in nothing but her boxers with no consideration for the critical damage she’s doing to Wade’s - admittedly flimsy - sanity. But they haven’t talked about it.

Alternatively: Wade's shitty self esteem is getting in the way of her gross high-school loser crush on The Wolverine, and she's not happy about it.

chapter one of my inaugural deadclaws yuri fic is up! enjoy the food xoxo

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HEY that's MY emotional support morally ambiguous misunderstood full of trauma touch starved yearning for love drenched in blood responsible for numerous atrocities comfort character who is TRYING & u will TREAT them with RESPECT

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i (5’3”, angry pocket butch) just spent my evening building ikea shelves and then therapeutically smashing the shitty broken unit they were replacing with a hammer.

meanwhile my girlfriend (6’2”, pretty princess) was shopping for croc charms, critiquing my screwdriver technique, and not helping.

if that is not the most deadclaws ass shit i stg

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been thinking a lot about the ‘worst wolverine is origins wolverine’ theory. then i zapped them with the yuri gun.

UPDATE: I wrote the fic. Read it here.

(more thoughts n feelings under the cut)

thinking about logan, all too used to being the only woman in the room, getting through it all by keeping her head down and letting her actions speak for themselves. she’s toughed it out through war after war, no familiarity and no constant but her brother, and anything less than stoic silence isn’t an option.

and then there’s stryker. there’s weapon x. and there’s wade. bombastic, loud-mouthed, pain in the ass wade.

they’re never separate, partly out of necessity. sharing a bunk, mashed together in training. wade is a new constant - a thrum of electricity that never flickers out. even when she sleeps, she’s a quicksilver bundle of energy, fidgeting and talking to herself.

she isn’t powered by the same fear as logan; she isn’t as battle-worn and tired. yeah, maybe she’s allergic to shutting the fuck up, but logan, in spite of herself, is fucking smitten.

so they have each other’s backs. nobody dares to lay a hand on either of them, or they’ll pay the price at the sharp end of logan’s claws or wade’s swords. the first time wade crawls between logan’s sheets in the middle of the night, red-faced and muttering something about bad dreams, she doesn’t question it. one thing leads to another, and they’re sleeping tangled up in each other more often than they aren’t. god, if she isn’t the one good thing logan can salvage among a litany of misery.

but then the months wear on, and their missions become more heartless. she tries to convince wade to quit with her, but she won’t. and that’s hard to reason with - logan tries to stick it out, for her, but she’s breaking under the weight of her conscience.

so she goes. and wade does not.

six years later, living another life and trying to forget, stryker finds her. he tells her that wade is dead.

when she sees her again, logan wishes that he wasn’t lying.

stryker finally figured out how to shut you up, huh?

lyrics are the night we met by lord huron because that song, overplayed as it is, is angst catnip.

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in my current wip logan’s home universe doesn’t have the golden girls and this fact melts wade’s brain.

HOWEVER betty white is still alive over there. she’s 109 and thriving ✨

logan experiencing minor culture shock but it’s just the differences between his and wade’s universes

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Patch and Deadpool - Lesbians edition 🛐