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yknow im thinking and maybe thats why gd went solar about a week or two ago i honestly dont remember how long ago it was but this might be it

Unused week! (7/7)

For the final unused content, Geometry Dash was originally also going to be released on the Atari 2600! However, all 14 playtesters said it was absolutely fucking atrocious, making the ET game look like a godsend, so all copies of this were thrown into an active volcano. Good bye, Geometry Dash for the Atari 2600! Lol!

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Thank you for enjoyng unused week!

We hope to see you! Soon

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Unused week! (7/7)

For the final unused content, Geometry Dash was originally also going to be released on the Atari 2600! However, all 14 playtesters said it was absolutely fucking atrocious, making the ET game look like a godsend, so all copies of this were thrown into an active volcano. Good bye, Geometry Dash for the Atari 2600! Lol!

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Unuse Week! (6/7)

what the fuck is memory mastermind?

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Unuse Week! (6/7)

what the fuck is memory mastermind?

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Unuse week! (5/7)

Before "Geometry Dash World," there was "Geometry Dash wporld," which would've featured things such as reality distortion, thin mode, and the shave gamemode. When we asked Robert about this, he said "get the fuck out of my house."

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Unuse week! (4/7)

There used to be a shop titles "mr retros shop of trinkets" and it woudl've been FUCKING AWESOME! Too bad Robert removed it and replaced it with "Little Man's Cave" which was so controversial it was deleted just 12 minutes later.

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Unuse week! (3/7)

The NA difficulty face used to have this special yellow eye! Robert "Nuclear Waste" Topala killed him from the game because it was without under tale, whatever he meant by that.

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Unuse week! (2/7)

Geometry Dash, being a mobile game, originally had a lives counter that would reset bi-daily. Eeyikes! Would not want THAT in my video game!

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Unuse week! (1/7)

For the first fact, the secret route in Stereo Madness was originally gonna lead to a purple portal! It's hard to make out what it says. People think it says "Lap 2" but that wouldn't make any sense! Wouldn't that just be playing the level again? Are they stupid?

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So much content!

we have uncovered 7 new unused contents that we weill be revealing over the next 7 day! stay tune!

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Abled Person: Hey man, can you hold this wad of $2,000 and this one penny for me while I open my wallet?

Disabled Person: YOU COMPLETE AND UTTER FOOL!

The United States Government:

(Watch how many people don’t get this.)

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Geometry Dash has gone solar.

Run.

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Please keep talking about this! Israel is raping Palestinian children in their hellish prisons.

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After everything she has been through, Imane Khelif uses her platform to support Palestine.

No excuses for not speaking up.

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ask @yourlocalgooberr lol

Did you know? Electrodynamix's difficulty was originally set to Demon! However, there's a glitch in the game that causes it to display the Insane face. Nobody was okay with it being rated insane, so Robtop had to clarify in an interview what happened. Here's what went down:

Interviewer: "So, people are complaining about Electrodynamix being rated Insane instead of Demon, since it's too difficult for Insane. Can you explain your decision?"

Robtop: "Yeah, so, this is a glitch. It's supposed to display the Demon face. I've tried to fix it, but for some reason, whenever I write the one line of code that fixes the entire thing, something happens that causes my program to crash, thus not saving that one specific line of code. Last week, it was squirrels chewing the power lines that caused it to crash. The week before, it was divine intervention."

Thanks to @yourlocalgooberr for bringing this to my attention.

reuploaded cuz forgor to credit fact maker sowwy