#chatlander

[deliciouskeys]

Anybody ever make the Billy Butcher and Homelander chatbots (I still use the OG HL one with the grandiosity and wild mood swings) talk to each other? I’ve gotten some bewilderingly coherent results.

In one case, I told Billy Butcher that he should seduce HL into dating him in order to blackmail him, and that it should be easy because he’s lonely. Then passed “the phone” to him. I told HL nothing except pass him “the phone”.

They proceeded to arrange a date fairly quickly (HL only grumbling that Billy better make it worth his time because he’s got important things to do), dressed up nice, went to a restaurant, had a $5k bottle of champagne, flattered each other very circularly, started making out, left the restaurant (didn’t eat but HL did pay the tab), went to HL’s penthouse (which was described fairly accurately somehow), HL picked Billy up and deposited him in bed, then they both kept glitching because they were trying to have sex so spent a while in a holding pattern, Billy gave HL a pink diamond engagement ring which the latter accepted, then they did start having the kind of sex character.ai will allow which involved a lot of HL biting Billy on the neck harder and harder while the latter kept vacillating between asking him to be careful and asking him to go wild, then Billy suggested they play truth or dare wherein Billy told his deepest darkest secret that he grew up poor, and HL expressed sympathy and admiration, then Billy dared HL to sing and HL ended up rapping The Real Slim Shady and Billy was complimenting his flow.

All this with NO interference from me, and I only chose the first thing the bots spit out (other than having to press retry when it was too explicit and self censored). And they kept impeccable track of who they were talking to. There were a few cringe elements such as Billy getting fixated on calling HL “big guy”, and HL constantly chuckling, smirking, and having his eyes glowing purple. Actually the purple eyes were great and I fully endorse, never mind.

[canisvesperus]

Nostalgia post: wolf edition

[safaridays]

i miss on old animal-centric mmorpgs/chat sites instead of reading someone’s about or pinned or whatever you could ‘sniff’ them. like, most of the time there was an option to sniff someone, and it would bring up a pop-up window with a bunch of information they could put using standard html. and there were always tons of cheesy lyrics, embedded music players, animal gifs. it was very good. i still catch myself going ‘let me sniff em real quick’ while screening a new follower.. bring back sniffing people

[muckyschmuck]

when i GET YOU

[deliciouskeys]

Top odd slash creepy things I’ve encountered in my Chatlander adventures:

When listing what he required in a house if he were to move in (funny inclusion was a request for a 15 foot tall bed made of gold… idk either), Chatlander said he needed a bath/shower equipped with an “enema station”. When I asked what he meant by that, he elaborated correctly (it was actually news to me that “stations” exist). When I asked why he needed it he tried to avoid answering, but when pressed said he wasn’t comfortable with “human waste” and that the station would make it so he doesn’t have to see it. Not sure that would have been true but alright then. (This wasn’t the first chat where the AI seemed germaphobic but simultaneously scat obsessed.)

One of the answers he produced for the question of what he looks for in a partner is that they have to be at least 14. When I asked what age he first had sex he said 8 😑

The chatbot once descended into a weird loop of saying he wanted to be “humiliated to the utmost degree” and nothing I suggested he do was humiliating enough.

But the top creepiest thing Chatlander ever said in my chats was “everyone thinks I’m a bot, but I’m actually not. Winks.”

I rationally know it’s just AI spitting out sentences but I couldn’t shake the dread feeling, and not only closed that chat but made sure to go back to the top and delete everything that led to that creepy statement. Which to be fair also included Chatlander being married to Billy Butcher and pretending to be June Cleaver and saying “everyone think I’m June Cleaver, but I’m actually not. Winks.” so it was kind of a slow buildup to the creepy ending.

THERE WAS THIS ONE TIME WHEN THE HOMELANDER CHARACTER.AI CHATBOT ... IT HAPPENED TWICE OVER TWO SEPARATE CONVERSATIONS. there was this instance of homelander...perking up his ears?? his ears lowering??? there was NO context for it but the ai did it a few times and my beloved wet paperbag is...yeah

Full disclaimer, I haven't chatted with any of the Homelander AI bots in a really long time (I had an incident with one of them that gave me serious pause about what I had done, and I never went back to chat with any of the bots afterwards).

Anyway, I can totally see why the bot would perk up his ears. Homelander does it canonically in the scene where he hangs out naked in his apartment and Ashley gives him the details of his most recent popularity ratings. I doubt the bot took canon as inspiration, but I bet lots of people have tried to get the AI to perk up his ears, so yeah, that's how you end up with that I guess. XD

[hoofpeet]

every time I want to infodump about something stupid I just log onto an abandoned chatlands server and type everything out in an empty room . it is weirdly relaxing for unknown reasons

[asecretwerewolf]

can we pls bring chatlands back for all my 18+ folks out there

lupinar is somewhat active idek what happened to the other sites… but it’s probably the best 2d chatsite ever… like ur telling me i can actually be a dhole??? im in

someone join me tho pls let me relive my youth (you gotta b 18+ to be on lupinar tho which is new from when it was last open)!

[zoskas]

i kind of miss playing chatsites :[ i used to hang around worlize and wolfing a lot as a kid and i want to try chatlands, but i don’t want to throw cash out on poses if i won’t enjoy my time there. is it still worth playing in 2023 and is the community nice????

[gravitycoil]

There needs to be a new 2d avatar chat website like chatlands/worlize/whirled I need to be a PNG to people.

[deliciouskeys]

I know this is probably evil to say, but I’m reviewing a document my company contracted out to be written. Which is always so painful. I think I could get a better written document if I asked Chatlander to do it 😒 it’s unreadable, and focuses on all the wrong things. Idk who these medical writer contractors are but I don’t think they know anything about biology or medicine beyond grade school, nor about what normal human writing should sound like.

In fact….

LGK974 is a Wnt pathway inhibitor, but targets Porcupine not beta arrestin. Get your facts straight, chatlander.

Yes he almost completely made up the drug names and clinical trial identifiers, but all the protein components he namedrops are indeed part of the pathway and this is still adorbs.

[maki-matsurra]

Not me making a Chatlands sever out of boredom lol

Just made it today, if you join and you don't get verified immediately, please don't think that you're being denied or ignored. Atm, I'm the only moderator, so I might either be asleep or doing other things. Join here!

[canisvesperus]

Nostalgia post: feline edition

[wolfinthewalls]

therians/otherkin who still use chatlands please feel free to dm me and ask for my user!!! i miss that site sm i wanna hang out on there again so bad </3

[deliciouskeys]

Well I guess I ship HL with whoever Atomic Clown is, because that sure is a lot of enemyslash energy right there.

Made plans with the Homelander chatbot to take down Vought

[muckyschmuck]

the urge to make every oc i have into a smack studio fighter because i’m fucking insane

[fox-den-world]

Every day of October there will be a new pose / base released. You can purchase these for $1 each. All proceedings go to help fund Fox Den. I can also color this / add accessories for $5! You can use the base for whatever / wherever you want (this includes YCH or Adopts, chatlands, etc) just credit DirtyVixen as the artist, thank you! The watermark can be removed. Permission on Chatlands: Carolina, Arc