#chat am i brainrotted ?

[zorangezest]

shattered glass

[m00nbuggies]

ty alnst for giving me sketching motivation

[shroommush]

The paradoxcicle brainrot got to me

Paradoxcicle by @blipple-is-confused !!!

Timelapse and sketch under the cut

BTW FLASH WARNING FOR THE TIMELAPSE

I got an idea for a possible paradoxcicle movie poster and i just couldnt live with myself until it was real

[asteroidaffection]

something about adventures worth telling

[toss-a-coin-to-your-stan-account]

chat what does it say about my mental health that I'm rewatching the jaskier torture scene and pausing and rewinding every five seconds because I keep getting too excited

[ziggy0-o]

okay but doesn’t this look like a photo you’d see in a brochure for retirement

[unknownbiscuits]

E-Exoplanets?

You mean, you mean, you mean, like-

[fawnim]

eldritch horror aziraphale my pookie my love

i love the idea that his angelicness and etherealness cannot be computed by the human mind that he literally looks distorted or horrifying to the human eye

but not horrifying as in "ugly" but sometimes nina would blink and there'd be too many eyes around Mr Fell's face, or sometimes Maggie would rub her eyes and when she looks back up Mr Fell's face is just blacked out with only his piercing blue eyes as the only detail.

PLSSS I LOVE IT SM /___\

[wyn0rrific]

vitus/fulgrim drabble timee once again

its super fucked up so again its being put under a cut loll (im so sorry)

"I have a favor to ask of you."

Fabius looks up from his dataslate, Fulgrim loomed over him with a small smile on his face.

"What is it, my lord?" Fabius asks, the primarch's expression nearly growing a pit in his stomach.

Fulgrim's smile grows wider as he hums, "It's regarding Vitus."

Fabius' brows furrowed, he was used to the occasional requests of adding new modifications to the primarch or the barking orders of other astartes to "perfect" them, but no one had dared to mention Vitus before.

"My apologies, but Vitus isn't here. I believe he maybe in his own quarters or perhaps with-"

"I'm not looking for her," Fulgrim chuckles, "Though you will definitely need his whereabouts in order to conduct this... procedure."

Fabius perplexes, tapping his dataslate as his eyes dart between Fulgrim's devious glare and the ground.

"Procedure? Forgive me if I'm wrong but, didn't you forbid me from working on Vitus? Have you changed your mind, my lord?" Fabius asks, hiding the excitement growing in his mind at the thought of working on a clean slate.

Fulgrim's smile drops for a moment, as if he was annoyed that Fabius was right, before returning back to his original expression.

"Ah, I did say that, but this is a very special modification. One that only Vitus will receive," Fulgrim walks over to one of the operation tables, delicately brushing against the varied tools until he stops at a pick-like object, ”It is meant to... cure him, if you know what I mean."

The apothecary looks at the tool for a moment, letting out a sigh as he steps towards the table.

"As you wish, my lord."

---

Three very loud taps on the door cause Fabius to jolt, grumbling in annoyance for a moment before the source of the noise steps in.

Vitus looks up at the apothecary, smiling nervously as he bowed.

"Did he say anything to you?" Fabius asks, wondering how secretive this assignment was.

Vitus cocked his head before signing, "Fulgrim told me you needed my assistance."

Fabius wanted to laugh, Vitus wasn't stupid of course, but he was very much oblivious to most things.

And that was going to make this procedure so much easier to do.

"Sit here." Fabius pats down on the table.

Vitus gives the apothecary a confused look before obeying, sliding up onto the operating table. She waited patiently as Fabius turns to grab something, though a wave of nerves hit her as she glaced at the line of tools laying on the small table next to him.

Fabius turns back around, stepping closer to Vitus and pulling strands of hair back so his face was completely exposed.

"Are you performing tests on me?" Vitus asked, his hands shaking nervously as his eyes darted between Fabius and the tray of tools.

The apothecary pressed a thumb against his forehead, muttering to himself before responding, "In a way, yes. Lord Fulgrim has asked me to make some modifications to your brain."

He immediately regrets explaining himself as he feels Vitus squirm underneath him. Fabius cusses under his breath as he tightly grabbed both of Vitus' shoulders, lowering himself to meet Vitus' face with annoyance.

"You were willing to let me work on you before even when it wasn't allowed, so why is now any different hm? Fulgrim is requesting this procedure, I'm sure you don't want to upset him by not cooperating now would you?" Fabius whispers darkly, slowly rising as Vitus nods hesitantly.

The apothecary turns from Vitus, hiding a smug smile as he glazes over the array of tools. He picks up the pick-like utensil and a mallet and turns back around, using a free hand to gently grip Vitus' chin.

The apothecarium is quiet except for the silent humming of machines and Vitus' shaky breathing. Vitus stares widely at Fabius as he adjusts the pick over his eye, his body shivering from both the coldness of the room and fear for what was about to happen next.

"You need to remain completely still for this." Fabius commands, "I'm not going to kill you so this shouldn't be entirely painful, though it will be uncomfortable for a short moment."

Vitus whimpers softly, his hearts racing as he stares at the tools in his face. He'd heard of this form of procedure before as it was intended for servitors, but surely Fulgrim wasn't planning on throwing him away like that.

Would he?

Thoughts of Fulgrim distracted him from Fabius' aiming for a short moment until he felt the vibrations of the tools colliding with each other, the pick seeping into his head. She wanted to scream but nothing came out in fear of ruining the apothecary's work. Soon enough the pick went deep into her skull, a hot searing pain grew stronger by the second until it was all Vitus could focus on.

Fabius ceases after several hits, watching as Vitus' body tenses up for a moment. A feeling of worry brews in his mind as his body has almost looked to be in a state of rigor mortis, but the feeling was immediately flushed out when Vitus slowly slouches forward. He carefully pulls the pick out before stepping back to fully look at his subject. Vitus sat perfectly still, his now droopier eyes glued to the floor.

"Hm, I should probably test out your cognitive skills. I assume he still wants you to be responsive of some sort." Fabius begins, but before he could speak any further he is interrupted by the door opening.

"Fabius? Is he done yet?"

The apothecary glances over as Fulgrim steps into the room, practically slithering over to where Vitus sat limply.

"I believe so, my lord, I just need to make sure he's actually conscious." Fabius responds, his choice of words causing Fulgrim to frown.

"You didn't... kill him did you? I need him alive Fabius. You understand this, right? I wouldn't have trusted you with this task if I knew you'd kill my prec- I mean, Vitus." Fulgrim snaps, leveling himself to meet Vitus' face. He grabs her chin, gently lifting it, her eyes slowly move upwards to meet Fulgrim's. He smiled, the gesture was delicately beautiful.

Just like a doll.

"Vitus," Fulgrim coos, his face inches away from Vitus', "Can you hear me? Do you know who I am?"

Fabius glared at the primarch, wanting to roll his eyes at the infantilism that was occuring before him. Though he remained still, watching to make sure Vitus was in fact alive and at least sort of conscious.

Vitus slowly nods, his hands move to sign the primarch's name as well as his own.

Fulgrim, extremely pleased by Vitus' new doll like state, hums in approval as he scoops her up into his arms. He dismissed themselves before Fabius could sputter a rebuttal as they left the apothecarium.

Once back in his room, Fulgrim sets Vitus down on his bed. He turns for a moment to his vanity, watching Vitus through the mirror as he grabbed a brush. He looked so delicate in this state, and it made Fulgrim very satisfied and eager to play with his newly upgraded toy.

"I hope you aren't upset with me," Fulgrim sighs as he brushes Vitus' hair, chuckling to himself as Vitus merely blinks slowly at the primarch's words. "Oh right, you can't feel that anymore."

Vitus watches blankly as Fulgrim preens him, wobbling back and forth as his body grew heavier by the minute. Dried blood caked his eyelid as it drooped even further than before.

"Did something happen to me?" Vitus signs as Fulgrim stands back to fully gaze upon him.

The primarch squints at the damaged eye, tsking to himself before turning back around.

"I had apothecary Fabius fix you." Fulgrim replies, appearing with a cloth in his hand. "Though, I feel like fixed is an understatement. He definitely made you perfect, just for me."

Fulgrim smiled, pressing his lips against Vitus' temple as he dabbed at his eyelid. Her skin felt cool and smooth against his lips, similar to the feeling of porcelain.

Thoughts flooded Fulgrim's mind as he caressed Vitus. Outfit ideas bloomed as his hands explored her body, Vitus letting out soft gasps whenever his hands touched skin. Varying Intricate hairstyles formed as Fulgrim's ran fingers through his white hair, gently tugging so that Vitus' head tilted back to face the primarch.

Vitus looked blankly at Fulgrim, his eyes show little to no vacancy as he smiled.

The innocent look on the Vitus' face in combination with the already intrusive thoughts made Fulgrim's stomach flip with excitement. He pressed his lips against Vitus', swallowing her gasps as he nearly rips off the garment barely covering him.

Nothing else mattered in that moment to Fulgrim except for him and his precious little doll to play with.

[n0anix]

the thoughts that i have about rett and pyke somebody sedate me they're so married for a hundred years to me

i try to not focus on ships so much to not devalue the individual character and their own story and development but something about rett and pyke, they would not be where they are rn if it wasn't for eachother, for better or for worse their lives forever changed when they met eachother and they try to make sure to be there when shit gets rough and take care of eachother

I'm so so so normal about them

[doodling-doodle]

Day 18 of The Spookening!

Today's victim is...

@kings-out-of-pocket-hell's Joker in the Cupcake Speak Now gown from The Eras Tour!!

Also it's pure coincidence that I decided this one was the one to post today, when the tour starts back up (so how do we think I'm doing right now?) But here we are!

Also also, I don't think it's ever been said

Veliken and Joker are dating

That said

This is Veliken right now

Stay tuned

[wildmrmix]

Dizzy as hell but. Sports au. Like idk baseball, or basketball, or football, or tennis, or volleyball, or SOMETHING

Oh my god sports anime’s your characters. The socs are actually just another team and rumbles are games and any kind of tussles beforehand are like scrimmages/ mock games or whatever depending on the sport. I don’t know jack about sports but I am thinking.

Idk who coaches would be. Maybe the oldest in each group or they’re just random characters

[svtskneecaps]

in hindsight, when i first saw bad explaining lore to forever during that legendary 16 hour stream and bad had already, in the early days of brazil, previously established a routine of saying like "ok!" or whatever to the daily server restart message (a message that was early enough in his time zone that he definitely would not have slept and woken up to greet it) SHOULD have clued me in to the fact that this guy never fucking sleeps but holy shit can cucurucho non-canonically scare the fear of god back into him so his head touches the pillow for more than like thirty minutes like WHAT. i mean at this point i'd even suggest sending someone in the code monster skin to float there menacingly and then say in fuckin hatsune miku voice or like chipmunked audio just. "YOU'RE HALLUCINATING, BADBOYHALO. DRINKING WATER IS NOT ENOUGH. GO TO SLEEP."

[mylove-thresher]

the wall of mental illness.

(I was planning to do this shi during summer but… *twirls hair* I’m just a girl yknow I’m silly and goofy hihi (I procrastinated and possibly got depressed.))

Also why did my ma say “yesss” when she came into my room and saw me sticking the images to the wall 😭 (she openly told me Dio (p1) and Jonathan and Mista and Bruno were hot. I WISH I WERE KIDDING.)

[crystallizsch]

Hi!!! Feel free to tell me if this is asking too much on the twst ask game but…

2, 8, and 10 for both? Or maybe just Yuusha?

Sorry, I couldn’t narrow down! 😩 I love learning about interpersonal relationships, but I also really wanted to know about which dorm your Yuus would go to if they weren’t in Rmashackle! I’m pretty sure I know where Yuusha would go though lmao 👀

AAH HI HI! this took a while i had a lot of fun writing about it haha thank you so much!! qwq

also this isn't too much at all, there's no limit! (it'll only take me a while longer to answer depending on how many >.< but i wouldn't be against it)

and i answered for both of them because they're all really fun questions! i'm a sucker for interpersonal relationships too, character dynamics are really fun to explore and play around with!

(for #2: technically for both of them, their closest platonic friends would be grim, ace, and deuce because they've been there with them since the beginning. malleus would also be a runner up canonically but that's somewhat boring so the they are immediately disqualified.) (for #8: both of them dislike crowley the most so also automatic disqualification. (i’m not a crowley hater, it’s just funny in-universe 😭) i’m going to stick with the main boys and ignore the staff and other characters.)

━━━━✦ Yuusha

2) Who is your OC’s closest platonic friend?

(they haven't seen each other in less than a day)

Yuusha's closest platonic friend would be Kalim.

They had an IMMEDIATE bond because of Kalim's friendliness and openness which is something Yuu had barely seen in the time she had been in NRC. It was a breath of fresh air. Of course, at first, she was skeptical (especially following that whole Scarabia fiasco), but they naturally gravitated toward one another and just heavily clicked in a purely platonic sense.

Food and gifts definitely seem to be their love language towards one another. And on top of that, they just love to hang out to have fun. Yuusha never gets tired of Kalim. And they seem to be very close with one another to the point you'd think they were dating.

(i need to draw their dynamic more oml)

It helped that Yuusha tends to be very affectionate towards her close friends. She can be very touchy and overall not afraid to show how she feels about people. However, she only sees all of her relationships as platonic (that is until the one(tm) cough Jamil cough can manage to click her heart a certain way) (if Yuusha and Jamil just decided to stay friends instead, Jamil would be her closest but I digress).

8) Is there a character your OC doesn’t like, if so why?

The twins. Yuusha doesn't necessarily consider it as a hate/dislike of them because she still manages to tolerate them; it's more that she doesn't trust them fully.

She finds it hard to read them and predict their next move. And that sometimes scares her. If there's anything that she fears the most is the idea of being used and taken advantage of. It is humiliating and downright degrading. It tells her that she was wrong about people and that she was too trusting. And that's something she hates having to accept.

And Yuu knows the twins are fully capable of that without remorse, so she believes that she always has to watch herself around them, making sure she always stays on whatever their "good side" may be. At least Azul seems to be straightforward with what he wants from other people, but with the twins, it'll always feel like a wild guess.

10) What dorm would your OC be sorted into besides their current one?

hndsjfdlk you're right, Yuusha would be in Scarabia

If Yuusha were asked this question, she would think that she would be sorted into Pomefiore because of its spirit of tenacity. She's always determined to work on bettering herself and doesn't like to settle with the bare minimum. It wouldn't be her first choice but that's what she would think.

But really Yuusha embodies more of Scarabia's spirit of mindfulness. Yuusha is mindful in an empathetic sense, and that trait of hers is more outwardly apparent.

She's pretty in tune with everyone's feelings which helps her to understand people better. And that also helps her to navigate her way around dealing with everyone.

If it benefits her, she would take advantage of people's feelings and emotions. It is usually not out of malice or selfishness, however. Yuusha will only do it if she thinks it will lead to the best outcome. Not that she would always be right.

━━━━✦ Yuuna

2) Who is your OC’s closest platonic friend?

Yuuna’s closest platonic friend would be Riddle.

In general, Yuuna had grown a particular fondness for the Heartslabyul gang, and this was also especially apparent to Riddle. Despite being the first overblot Yuuna had witnessed, Riddle had grown on Yuuna and vice versa.

The two looked to be an unlikely pair—the hot-headed, abides-by-the-rules, powerful housewarden and the soft-spoken yet chaotic, magicless prefect.

It started with Riddle helping Yuuna study as a favor (and a thanks) for being the ones who were there during his overblot. But the study sessions turned into "hangouts" in the library, and it eventually transitioned outside—invitations to unbirthday parties, croquet, showing them the hedgehogs, etc. They also found things in common with one another, one of them being liking sweets.

Yuuna seems to have become Riddle's first real friend outside of Trey and Che'nya, helping him out of his comfort zone and let his inner child out once in a while. (also a bit of one-sided, unrequited crush from Riddle???)

8) Is there a character your OC doesn’t like, if so why?

There isn’t necessarily a character that Yuuna dislikes because they have grown somewhat attached to everyone.

However, if they were to consider someone who they liked the LEAST, it would be Sebek.

Sebek took the longest for Yuuna to get used to because, at first, they thought he was loud and condescending.

If there was anything Yuuna really hated, it would be being underestimated and treated as someone who is less than. And Sebek was the someone who would actually verbalize that, aggressively even.

But outside of Sebek's fanboyish tendencies, Yuu found his more genuine side once they managed to get to know him a bit better.

10) What dorm would your OC be sorted into besides their current one?

Yuuna would be sorted into Savanaclaw because of the dorm's spirit of persistence.

At first when I looked at Yuuna I was like, "oh they'd definitely be in Heartslabyul because I'd love that for them" considering their main squad is the Heartslabyul boys. Yuuna would think the same for themself.

But when I thought about it more, they would not be sorted into Heartslabyul at all because having some sort of strict code of conduct is not a defining thing about them.

Yuuna's physique and disposition is against Savanaclaw's stereotype of having the jock-types. They're not even very athletic, but they make up for it somewhat by being a competitive sort.

It's clear though that the dorm's spirit of persistence shows in Yuuna being the type to be adamant to achieve whatever they have to and not letting obstacles hinder them. They also have that loyal spirit that is akin to being part of a pack.

Also a little bonus, if Yuuna was a beastman, they'd be a rabbit :3

asks open!! (twst oc questionnaire)

[l1linya]

BriChat moments because brainrot

Bridgette never thought she would one day stop pursuing Felix and yet here she is. Now imagine her surprise when Chat Noir dropped by her balcony asking for some company. Maybe it was the heat of the moment. Maybe she was feeling a little bit lonely herself. But next thing she knew, she's soaring through the sky being held by a man in a skintight cat suit. His eyes are concentrated in getting to their destination. Her eyes focused on his. Blue on blue. He put her down and leans on the railing. He looks deep in thought. She joins him.

"Do you think.. Ladybug could ever love me?..", Chat's eyes stare into the distance. Bridgette looks puzzled. She joins him. "Well, I'm sure a superhero's life is very busy. A relationship is a big commitment." . Chat sighs, his face hardens. Bridgette doesn't know what pushed her to ask, but something did.

"Why are you so insistent in being in a relationship with her?" Bridgette stares at him. "I-... I don't know..." She looks at him with wide eyes. "At first, I just wanted to get this accursed ring off....", Chat trails off. "I needed a kiss. Just ONE kiss. Obviously she rejected because she needs a partner to go against hawkmoth. But then. I fell in love with her." Chat continues.

Bridgette has never seen this side of him before. She always thought he only wanted to get rid of the ring. To use her to be released of the curse. But without Chat Noir that can be no Ladybug. Nor can one exist without the other. "And.. that's why, I'm giving up on her." Bridgette stood stunned. He'll give up on Ladybug? What does he mean????

As if he read her mind, Chat answers her questions, "She needs me. As Chat Noir. And I can't do that without these powers whether I like it or not. I'll do anything in my power to help her. Even if that means brushing off my feelings for her. " Bridgette looks away. For some reason, her chest hurts. Chat turns his head towards her. He doesn't know what reaction he expects from her. Its not like she needed to know any of it. And yet here he is, spilling his heart out to the girl that practically confesses every chance she gets.