#charlieeeeee

[notsosillyanymore-ehbatman]

I cannot stress the absolute joy I feel when my eyes fall upon my pfp. I'm like CHARLIE!? WHAT'RE YOU DOING HERE BBG<33333

[firstdegreefangirl]

Shoutout to the friends who will let you rubber duck your way through mental breakdowns in their DMs and just … wake up to a dozen messages worth of an emotional roller coaster.

Yes, this is about @dramamineontopofme. Sorry not sorry about your notifs.

[yoselin-uyu]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[cupiidzbow]

y’all are pikin’ MEN ??????? 🤨🤨🤨🤨🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

[sleepboysummer]

-be me

-be in history class

-charles guiteau is mentioned

-let out an audible gasp.

-be forever dissapointed in yourself because how the fuck am i supposed to explain that i know him because he's my favorite presidential assassin in a steven sondheim musical

-never! i would never admit to that! im a NERD god fuck my life

[foolsocracy]

IM THE CROWD AND IM CHEERING SO LOUDLY FOR YOU HOW DO YOU DRAW EVERYONE SO CUTE 💕💕😭

well for me step one is to activate all the love inside my soul

[thedecadenceofwar]

that boy is sixteen thats his weekly allowance

[cr4cked-maxxx]

I miss my wife y'all...I miss her alot...

[mr-aftons-rotting-pussy]

i neeeed to designnn..... my eleanor ....... sooo bad.

[borom1r]

I need to get a new scrapbook moleskin again too bc I have a PILE of shit building up and both of my moleskins are fucking BULGING 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

I should post pics of those stupid things sometime it’s such a collage of bullshit. it’s so funny there’s whole sections I glued shut bc they were from my fuckhead ex from highschool. oh well we live + we grow 💞

[egonkula]

everyone say HIIIII CHARLIEEEEEE

[thesupernaturalhouse]

I like to think, in the hazbins fallen au, the girls have a tranquilizing gun specifically for whenever Seviathan tries to show his face

Vaggie and Emily are more than happy to take shots

Charlie:......*peeks through blinds*

Seviathan: charlieeeeee

Charlie:....*close blinds*....this is why we have a tranq gun- Em can you go tell- oh

*zooms out to show vaggie and Emily already holding the tranq guns, Vaggies trying to hide a smile while Wmily is practically bouncing in place*

Charlie:....have fun?

*In the background*

Angle:...tf???

Husk: I don't even bother anymore.

Angle: That's because you're a sad old man behind a bar counter due to smiles

Husk: I hate you

Angle: love you to baby

[kiwioala]

CHARLIEEEEEE 😭😭

[charliemwrites]

charlieeeeee, i was rereading mr(s) steal your girl and i pray that lucy gets fired, like she is super unprofessional-

Oh Lucy…

She’s def going to face some consequences but not as bad as Brandon.

[bloogers-boogers]

Lucifer to Alastor: "if he can bend down like that, can he bend down like that for me?"

Alastor: "..."

Charlie: "dad I swear. Another word- in any type of way- in reference to Adam. Sexualizing or body shaming. I will. Ban you from the hotel."

Lucifer: "but I sponsor this place!"

Charlie: "i WILL ban you. One comment, one more, and your out."

Lucifer: "..."

Alastor: "nicely done, princess. I'm almost impressed."

Adam: *comes out with booty shorts and a heart crop top* "don't ask. I lost a bet with Angel and I'm deeply ashamed."

Lucifer: "...."

Charlie: *silent glare*

Lucifer: "..."

Lucifer: "not as deep as my d**k will be when you bend over."

Charlie: "OUT!"

Lucifer: "but Charlie!!"

Charlie: "Alastor!"

*three tentacles wrapped around Lucifer dragging him out dramatically from the hotel*

Lucifer: "CHARLIEEEEEE!!! Just look at that ass and blame me!! I'M SORRYYYYY!!"

Alastor: "lets hope he stays out."

Adam: "what was all that about?"

Alastor: "you wouldn't want to know."

Angel dust: "short king constantly sexualizing you. That's the tea."

Adam: "he always sexualizes me, since eden. Totally unfazed."

Charlie: "that's not normal. And not right for you to deal with, just cause what? He's the king of hell? No. If he bothers you, let him know. Cause he's basically blind without anyone calling him out for his bullshit."

Adam: "really? Huh. Lilith and Eve did the same. Also a few higher angels. Michael did it once too. My exorcists. Roo. Some sinners. Humans. Even some of the winners have done it. I'm just that sexy to not be complimented. "

Charlie: "those aren't compliments, that's sexual harassment! Have any of these comments made you feel good? Or is all uncomfortable for you??"

Adam: "..."

Adam: "... does what I feel matters? I'm a man."

Charlie: "OMYGOD."

Angel Dust: "damn. That's a lot to unpack there, buddy."

Adam: "well.. with Eve it was nice. With Roo it was more of a kink, still my wife. And umm... I don't feel uncomfortable with Lucifer complimenting my assets."

Charlie: "seriously??"

*flash back to eden*

Lucifer: "Lilith is beautiful.."

Adam: "I'm beautiful too, aren't I?"

Lucifer: "ah. Yes.. you are."

Adam: *huff* "you don't sound convincing. Call me beautiful!!"

Lucifer *terrified*: "you're beautiful! Dear heavens, man."

Adam: "it better be like that."

~~~~

Lucifer: "hey, cutie!"

Adam: "don't call me that. That's only reserved to my wife Eve."

Lucifer: "???"

*cuts to a meeting at the heaven embassy a thousand years after the fall*

Lucifer: "is that it? I have things to do."

Adam: "rushing to go fuck your cheater wife?"

Lucifer: "yes, actually. She's amazing with fucking."

Adam: "I'm better."

Lucifer: "uhuh."

Adam: "I'm being serious."

Lucifer: "whatever cools you off. I'm off now."

Adam: "not as off as I am right now."

Lucifer: "what."

Adam: "what?"

Lucifer: "what do you want me to say, Adam? That I should turn you on instead of going home to my wife?"

Adam: "..."

Adam: "say that I'm sexy."

Lucifer: "excuse me??"

Adam: "say it!! Aren’t you the devil?? Isn't that your thing? To tempt me."

Lucifer: "so stereotypical."

Adam: "you didn't back in eden."

Lucifer: *rolling his eyes* "oh here we go again. Eden. Get over it already."

Adam: "you tempt my wives but you never did it to me."

Lucifer: "..."

Adam: "the apple I mean.."

Lucifer: "Adam. The apple was my dick."

Adam: "you still didn't tempt me with it."

Lucifer: "are you high?"

Adam: "a little... that imp of yours gave me some of their special brownies.. heh.."

Lucifer: "damnit, Jeffrey!"

Jeffrey: "I apologize, your majesty. He seemed to need it."

Adam: "call me the sexy hoe that got away."

Lucifer: "I'm not calling you that! You were like a nun back in those days."

Adam: "I'm not now~"

Lucifer: "okay. I'm out."

*Lucifer dodges quickly Adam's sharp axe*

Adam: "I wasn't asking you. I'm ordering you to say it."

Lucifer: "..."

Lucifer: "okay, you crazy bitch. You're the hoe that got away, happy??"

*flashback to a few years later*

Lucifer: "sup, you sexy cunt."

Adam: *rolling his eyes*

Lucifer: "???"

[thepurplebacon]

CHARLIEEEEEE