#charlie x eggsy

[brinleyparke]

Charlie: You’d be stupid to lay a hand on me.

Eggsy: Oh, you’d be surprised how much stupid shit I do.

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BINGO: Bimbo , Eggsy Unwin with the prompt

"I like having you covered in me. Smothered in me, full of me. Want all of you, and you need all of me." ?

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𓆩♡𓆪 CHARACTER - Eggsy Unwin x Fem! Princess! Bimbo! Kingsman Agent! Reader

𓆩♡𓆪 TYPE - fluff, smut, maybe slight angst

𓆩♡𓆪 WORD COUNT - 2.6K

𓆩♡𓆪 SUMMARY - Eggsy truly didn’t know how you were recruited into Kingsmen, but he wasn’t complaining. You helped him out a lot during training, but for fucks sake, were you blind to how Charlie and his friends looked at you? When you go missing, though, Eggsy has to save you. He couldn’t live with himself if he didn’t.

𓆩♡𓆪 STORY WARNINGS - foul language and cursing || reader is portrayed as very naive and kind of an airhead || reader is portrayed as wearing tight and revealing clothes and likes makeup || sex positive reader || again, kinda ditsy || you’re an undercover spy princess now || you get kidnapped || edited timeline || lovesick eggsy || smut || fingering || masterbating || different positions || multiple rounds || size kink || cum kink || marking kink || rough sex turned soft sex ||

“Your mission,” Merlin spoke as you handed Eggsy, Roxy, and Charlie. “Is to win over the asset shown in the folder. And when I say win over, I do mean biblically.”

Eggsy smiles, opening and showing off the picture. “Easy. Posh girls love a little rough.”

Charlie scoffed, showing the exact same image. “We’ll see about that.”

Roxy giggled. “We certainly shall.”

“Yep! Mhm, sex! You need to fuck her,” you filled in, Charlie scoffing a slight laugh as Merlin smiled slightly and nodded. “Nicely! She’s an heiress.”

“Yes, Y/N, I’m sure they are aware she is an heiress,” Merlin spoke, a sheepish smile developing on your lips. “Anyways, you will be going to the club-”

“Oh, I love clubbing!” You say, Merlin looking over at you with a slight raise of his brows. “O-Oh I’m sorry… I’ll be quiet now.”

Eggsy smiled slightly as he stared at you, but his stomach twisted slightly at the thought of sleeping with someone else. Eggsy was faithful, he always was no matter what, and to be honest, he wasn’t very excited about sleeping with someone else when he wanted to be sleeping with you – both sexually and when he woke up.

“Anyways, you leave at 2200. Please be ready by then. Y/N, come with me.” Merlin smiled at you as you nod, smiling back.

“Yes, Merlin.”

As you both walked out, Eggsy quickly ran after you before Roxy could say anything. “Y/N! Y/N, wait up!”

“Oh, uhm,” you looked back at Merlin who nodded slightly, walking away as you turned. “What’s up, Eggsy?”

“I-I uhm… just wanted to talk to you real quick,” he whispered, looking back at the other two with a slight sigh. “If uhm… If I don’t go past this session-”

“You will,” you say, giggling. “I’m sure a rough boy like you can handle your liquor. And you’re very loyal too!”

Eggsy paused, tilting his head. “Loyal?”

You froze, humming. “Forget I said that. Anyways. Like you were saying?”

Eggsy cleared his throat, swallowing. “If uhm… I wanted to say that when I sleep with this girl,” he ignored your giggle. “It doesn’t mean anything.”

“I’m aware,” you say with a shrug. “I had to sleep with a pair of guys, but not for the initiation part. The initiation part was actually easier than sleeping with those guys, how are you gonna be a crime lord with a small dick…”

He smiled as you continued to ramble off, his eyes slowly trailing over your pretty face all the way down to your tight clothes and perfect body, round and soft in every perfect place, and the thought of having your thighs around his head truly was a dream.

“Oh, I am so sorry… you had a question, what was it?” You tilted your head, smiling at him.

“I-I uhm… I just wanted to ask if after this session… if you would want to go out with me? On like… a real date?” He whispers, tilting his head slightly as you gaped at him.

“R-Really? You want… you want to take me out on a date?” You whisper, eyes narrowing. “Why? I have nothing to do with the choosing process.”

“I’m not trying to get points for the choosing process,” Eggsy clarified immediately, taking a step closer toward you. “I just… I want to take you out to see if we could… go out together as a couple.”

You paused, swallowing. “Oh…” you looked back at Merlin who was tapping on his tablet, then turned around with a nod. “I would like that. I would like that very much.”

“You would? Good. Good, perfect,” he smiled widely as you inhaled, smiling. “Go. I’m sure Merlin needs something important.”

You smiled, nodding as you leaned forward and pressed a firm kiss to his cheek. “I can’t wait.”

Eggsy smiled widely as you walked off, turning around to see Charlie and Roxy staring at him. “Did you just ask Y/N out on a date?” She spoke, tilting her head. “Really?”

You didn’t have a code name because there was no point. You were already known to the world, Princess Y/N who was the face of her kingdom, perfect in every way, though slightly naive – it didn’t make one bit of a difference to Eggsy. He truly, truly wanted to see how far he would get with you, and just maybe he would get you to the altar.

Right when they were about to leave, Eggsy noticed you in the corner, staring at yourself in the mirror as you flattened out the sides of your dress. For fucks sake, you looked absolutely stunning. Perfect in every way, the dark blue dress pooling at the floor as you slowly turned in the mirror.

He wasn’t used to seeing you in such a dark color, but you looked just as beautiful in it as you did any other color.

He couldn’t speak for a minute, but when it finally came to mind, all he could say was, “Wow.”

You looked over immediately, smiling as you walked toward him, heels clicking. “Going undercover,” you whisper, then shrug. “Kind of.”

“Well, I wish you luck,” Eggsy whispered back, trying to keep his eyes on yours and not trail over your body like a pervert. “You look… so beautiful.”

“Thank you, Eggsy, really,” you smiled back at him as he looked down at his clothes, completely underdressed compared to you. “You look great too.”

“You don’t have to lie, love,” he laughed slightly, embarrassed. How could he think a pretty girl like you would want to be with him? “W-Well… good luck on your mission. I’ll see you later, yeah?”

“I could come to the barracks tonight,” you suggest, shrugging. “It’ll just be you and someone else anyways. I’ll bring you to my room.”

Eggsy smiled. “That sounds perfect, Y/N. Good luck, I’ll see you later.”

“See you, Eggsy.” You smiled as he leaned down, pressing a quick kiss to your cheek before slowly turning around and walking off.

After he finished his initiation sequence, he waited in the barracks, reading a book as he slowly stroked JBs back, waiting for you to come in and take him back to your apartment for the night.

“Eggsy? Are you waiting for Y/N?” Roxy spoke, Eggsy looking up with a slight sigh.

“I was, yeah,” he whispered, shaking his head. Tomorrow was his day with Harry, and he couldn’t have thoughts of you interrupting it. “But I’m going to go to sleep now.”

“Oh, okay. Goodnight, Eggsy.”

“Goodnight, Rox.”

When morning came and Eggsy walked toward Harry who was speaking with Merlin, he inhaled as he heard your name on the TV. “Princess Y/N has been missing for three days now, gone and we haven’t been able to locate her since.”

“Y-Y/N’s missing?” His voice came out broken and hoarse, Harry turning around with a slight sigh.

“She didn’t come back from her mission last night,” Merlin says, shaking his head. “Y/N is a strong girl, she can handle herself. Now, go enjoy your day and we’ll keep looking for her.”

Oh, and then everything stacked up. With you missing, Harry being fucking murdered, figuring out that Arthur was with Valentine the entire time, he was so fucking tired. Now, about to die from Valentines dumbass soldiers, he couldn’t stop thinking about you — until the microchips came to mind.

After telling Merlin about the microchips, he could’ve sworn he heard your voice.

“Eggsy! Eggsy, is that you?!”

He quickly turned around, at this time ignoring the announcement that Valentine said and storing it for later, gasping when he saw you. “Y/N! You’re here!”

“Yes I’m here!” You giggled, sighing. “I’m so sorry I couldn’t come back and-”

“Don’t worry about that now, darling, what matters is that you’re safe,” he smiled as you leaned forward, pushing yourself closer to the opening, Eggsy doing the same before he heard Merlin’s voice.

“Hate to interrupt this lovely moment, but the fate of the world is about to be decided, Eggsy!”

Eggsy sighed as he pulled away, shaking his head. “As much as I’ve always wanted to kiss a princess, my darling, but I have to go save the world.”

You smiled, giggling. “You save the world, you can get me pregnant.”

Eggsy paused, blinking before nodding slightly. “I’ll be right back.”

You laughed, biting your lip slightly as he ran off. “Good luck!”

And as soon as he said his wicked last line to Valentine, he was already running to your cell and tried to open the door. He heard your laugh when it didn't open, clearing his throat. “Merlin, what’s the code?”

Merlin laughed and told him, Eggsy smirking as he slipped off his glasses and slowly walked in, holding back a loud groan when he saw your legs spread and your fingers working your cunt as you groaned loudly. “Fucking finally Eggsy, what took you so long?”

He laughed as he set down the champagne and the champagne flutes on the table, slipping off his tie before you pull your fingers out of your cunt and quickly moved to your feet, stumbling slightly before falling into his chest. “Are you alright, darling?” He laughed slightly as you giggled.

“Yes, I’m fine. Just… need you. So bad. Gotta hold up my end of the deal,” you tilted your head, winking up at him with another giggle. “You gotta put a baby in me, Unwin.”

He groaned loudly as he easily lifted you up, moving you back to the bed and dropping you gently onto the bed. He watched as you quickly parted your legs, sighing as Eggsy kicked off his shoes – carefully of course – taking off his suit before you leaned forward and held his tie. “Keep this on.”

“Whatever you say, princess,” he whispers, slipping his button down off from under his tie that you immediately took hold of and pulled him down. He leaned down, kissing you and savoring your lips on his as you moved your legs to wrap your legs around his waist. “For fucks sake, never thought I’d be kissing an actual princess.”

You giggled as he pushed down his slacks, pulling him down for another kiss and rutting your hips into his. “Oh please, please… just forget about the fact that I’m a princess and just fuck me. Not like a prince, I need that roughness.”

“Whatever you say, darling,” he whispers back, smiling as he watches you slowly lay back. “Are you sure you want it rough? Darling, I-”

“I’m a princess, Eggsy, just not one made out of glass,” you whisper back, smiling. “Fuck me, Eggsy, hard.”

Oh, you truly didn’t have to tell him twice.

He was quick to snap his hips into you, groaning loudly as your head tilted back, leaning down to tuck his face under your chin. His hips moved rough and quick, fucking into you like he was infatuated. In a way, he was, his mind blurring in pleasure as moans unconsciously fell from his lips, your cunt tight and perfect around him.

His cock was perfect inside of you, just the right length but heavy on the girth, thick and filling you up just right and absolutely fucking perfect. You gasped as you tilted your head back, savoring the feeling of him inside of you. Even with his strong and rough thrusts, he was still holding himself back, and you could feel it every time he held back from slamming his pelvis into yours.

It makes you take matters into your own hands, easily pushing him over and straddling his hips. “I said that I want rough Eggsy,” you whisper, placing your hands on his perfectly toned chest, roughly rolling your hips as you threw back your head. Oh, it was finally perfect. You could feel him in all of the places you desperately wanted him to be, letting out a loud groan as you rut your hips roughly into his. “I don’t want you to hold back, please, Eggsy.”

He groaned, his head tilting back just like yours, his hands automatically finding your hips to help guide you into his hips. Sadly, they were trying to get you to go slower. “Fuck, darling, don’t do this to me. I don’t want to hurt you, please baby-”

“I want it to be rough,” you responded, gasping as his hips roughly snap into yours. It was perfect, just like you wanted to, but it was a singular movement. “No! Eggsy please, please don’t stop!”

“Fuck, please… please, you need to tell me if I hurt you. Promise?” His voice was breathless as you nod, pulling his hands upward toward your tits.

“I promise. Just fuck me, Eggsy.”

This time he really didn’t hold back, immediately twisting you to lay on your back, inhaling as he snapped his hips forward to fuck you, rough and hard just like you wanted him to. He didn’t hold back, his hands holding your hips roughly. Oh, it was perfect and everything you wanted.

He was rough just like you wanted him to be, your body bouncing along with every thrust, head tilting back with pornographic moans falling from your mouth. The way you were being fucked was as though Eggsy was never given the chance to let loose, using your body as a way to escape.

His roughness wasn’t subjected to just his thrusts, leaning down and marking up every inch of your skin with hickies and bite marks from his mouth, his rough hands rubbing and gripping your body. You were basically sobbing when he was done, not even done as he panted above you, his cum dripping down your ass as he pumped his cock.

“Can I keep going, baby? Please, darling? I want to keep fucking you, want to fuck you so bad,” he whispered, leaning down to kiss against your ear. “Please?”

“I want you to keep going,” you didn’t care how sore you were, how full your stomach was of his cum. You felt sticky, gasping as he slid back inside of you, rolling his hips softly instead of what he was previously doing. “N-No, no, roughly. Rougher. Please.”

“You’re sure you can handle it?” His voice wasn’t taunting you, his lips pressing soft kisses to your skin. “I like having you covered in me. Smothered in me, full of me. Want all of you, and you need all of me. But I can’t give it to you if it’s gonna hurt you.”

“You won’t hurt me,” you whispered back, shaking your head as you kissed his lips softly. “You could never hurt me. Keep going.”

He smiled, nodding. “Whatever you say, your majesty.”

You giggled, shaking your head. “It’s your highness. I’m not queen yet.”

“You’re almost there,” he laughed, shaking his head. “Your majesty.”

“There you go.”

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okay here me out- eggsy x reader go on the mission to stop valentine and gazelle , it’s their first mission together as a couple and they both have to fit in with the classy attire so she wears heels and eggsy is worried she won’t be able to keep up and fight in heels, but she’s super talented in them and always wears them, so they go together and he sees how good she is in them and it’s just ugh heavy flirting and fluff the whole time (maybe try to fit in reader being merlin’s daughter somewhere) MWAH MWAH make my dreams come true i beg

Looking sharp | Eggsy Unwin x Reader

thank you for the request love! I hope this is along the lines of what you were imagining :)

I scan through the dresses in my closet, my eyes meeting one of my new dresses that Eggsy had picked out when we first started dating. I put it on, putting light makeup to match and my favorite heels to go with it. I step out of the room; Eggsy sitting on the couch, looks up at me.

“Wow. You’re…..beautiful.” He says, standing up to meet me. “Thank you.” I say softly. Eggsy smiles and leans in for a kiss, he stops before meeting my lips and looks down at my heels.

“You’re….youre not going to wear those tonight; right?” He looks at me timidly. “Why would I not? My dad said that we need to fit in, it was classy attire.” Eggsy gives me a half smile. “What’s wrong?”

“You’re wearing heels to a mission…and I don’t want you to get hurt. I don’t know what I would do if…” Eggsy trails off, “if I lost you. We don’t know what Valentine has completely. Who’s all working for him. I just don’t want you to get hurt y/n.”

“Love, I have wore heels for a lot; not just fancy dinners. I have trained in them before, I am well capable of running and fighting in these. Trust me Eggsy, I’m okay.” Eggsy smiles, “Okay.” He says softly, leaning in planting a soft kiss on my lips.

The night comes faster than i would’ve wanted. Not that missions fear me, more along the lines of it being Eggsys and I’s first mission as a couple. I didn’t want him focused on me instead of making sure he does what he needs to do.

Eggsy steps out of the plane and Valentines guards go up to him and starts checking him. He gets clear and goes. A couple minutes go by before it’s time for me to head out.

“Alright sweetheart, be safe. Eggsys already in. Blend-“ My dad gets cut off by Eggsy talking. “Guys, Charlies here.” I start fixing my dress and getting my heels on quickly. “Charlie…?” My dad says, zooming in on Charlie making is way in the room.

“What the hell?” I stand up fixing my hair, remembering how Charlie used to hit on me during training, to use that to my advantage. “I got this.” I say to my dad before grabbing everything i needed. “I’ll distract the guards.” I nod my head.

While he distracts the guards, I make my way to Charlie. With most of the guards distracted, I only had to deal with a couple. They walk up to me, “Pardon me, I would like to get through here.” The guards look at each other. “I’m Princess Tilde.” I say strongly. Thankful for my similar looks to the princess herself. “Valentine said you didn’t agree with the terms.” One of them tells me.

“I changed my mind. Valentine said I can meet my father in here and to also agree to the terms.” They give each other a glance before nodding and letting me in.

I make my way to the room. Nervously scanning for Charlie. I see him making his way to Eggsy. I quickly get to him and grab drinks on the way. I put myself in front of him and the stairs to Eggsy.

“Long time, no see, ay?” I say, holding out a glass to Charlie. “Well you can say that.” He says, taking the glass, while looking at me, up and down. “He’s lucky I’m not down there.” Eggsy says, clearly already jealous.

“Why don’t we go have a seat and catch up?” I say putting my hand on his chest. Charlie takes a second to respond before he looks up at Eggsy and back down at me. “Maybe later y/n, I need to finish something first.” He says, leaning in to kiss the side of my cheek. Before he can, I kick him in the knee and grab his arm, putting him in a headlock.

“Shouldve said yes to the catching up.” He looks up before realizing I was with Eggsy. “That’s my girl.” Eggsy says. He quickly elbows me in the side before running up the stairs to get to Eggsy. I run after him, Eggsy quickly gets up from the booth and deals with Charlie. I scan the room for Valentine before looking straight ahead and seeing Gazelle already making her way to me. “Fuck.” I say, under my breath.

Eggsy finishes with Charlie and makes his way to Valentine. He smiles at me before blowing me a kiss. I jokingly catch it and remember to keep my focus on the mission.

I meet with Gazelle, “Nice heels, they are looking extra sharp tonight.” I say looking at the blades. She smiles looking down at my heels. “Nice heels, they are looking like it will be easy to kick your ass.” I chuckle, “What happened to being a girls girl?”

Gazelle jumps at me, I miss her blade and look down at my heels. “I say my heels are way sharper.” She jumps at me again.

Eggsy has his focus on Valentine, trying to get his hand off the dashboard. I have a quick second to look at Eggsy. Gazelles blade cuts the side of my arm. I quickly focus back on her. I lose eye of Eggsy before I grab Gazelles blades and pull them out from under her, her head banging to the floor, knocking her out. I press my heel to her chest. “Do they still look like they could be easy to get my ass kicked? Can’t tell over how sharp they look compared to yours.”

I throw one of Gazelles blades at Eggsy and he throws it up to Valentine. “Thank you darling.” Eggsy says. The blade goes right through Valentine , causing him to fall from his headquarters.

“Good work!” My dad yells. I run over to Eggsy. “Hi love.” He says hugging me, “I told you I can work in heels.” He looks down to see me still in my heels. “Still looking very beautiful.” Eggsy leaves a hot kiss to my lips but gets cut from my dad. “Come back to the plane, I don’t need grandchildren yet.” Eggsy and I let out a laugh. “Why dont we go somewhere that you can wear your heels and look stunning and not have to worry about saving the world?”

“That would be lovely.” I lean into Eggsy, giving him a kiss.

I tried my best to fulfill your request so I hope you like it! I didn’t use the full storyline of Eggsy vs Charlie so that the reader could have some more chance to shine. Thank you for requesting!

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Eggsy Unwin x Male reader

New Recruits pt.1

I just thought of this when we had a power outage. I was planning to also make this a slow burn type shit? Idk if I'm good with that, so I will give it a shot. I tried to proof read but got bored half way, hehe sowwy.

Warning: none

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"Fall out."

Merlin said as Y/n stood in the control room, feeling his whole body, his pockets, searching for that one missing object.

"You alright there, Excalibur?"

Merlin asked me as he entered the control room looking at him with a questioning look.

"I think I forgot something in their dorms."

"You can get it after the test."

"I need to get it now, Merlin."

Y/n exited the control room and opened the door to the dorms. Merlin was right behind.

"You can get your stuff after, Excalibur."

He crossed his arms as he stood in the doorway while Y/n walked around the dorm. The candidates giving me a questioning look.

"And who are you, you look too pretty to be in that suit. How about taking it off?"

Chatlie said, so he heard Merlin call him earlier. Y/n merely glanced at him as he continued searching.

"Back off, Charlie, or I will not interfere with the consequences of your actions."

Merlin warned.

"What's wrong with flirting with a cute boy?"

Charlie responded with a smirk

"Excalibur, hurry up so the tests continues smoothly pls."

Merlin called out to Y/n as he was on his elbows and knees looking under the beds and everything.

"Just a moment, I see it."

He reached out his hand under one of the beds and pulled out a piece of paper. He stood up and smiled at Merlin while waving the paper.

"I found it!"

Y/n exclaimed in joy as he walked towards the exit and leaving, Merlin rolled his eyes.

"Excalibur?"

Eggsy asked with an amused smile.

"He is the weapon of Arthur."

Merlin said as he left the room not before saying goodnight to the candidates.

"What the fuck does that mean?"

Eggsy looked at Roxxie for answers but she shrugged.

"Just get to bed, we have quite a day ahead of us."

Roxxie said as they went to their beds.

A few hours after they got to bed to sleep, the room began to fill with water.

*You lot get this shit already, please I am too lazy to write the whole thing 😭😭😭 nothing changed dw.*

"Good job, Charlie and Roxxie for firguring it out, if some of you are still clueless, if you manage to get a tube down the U of a toilet you have unlimited air."

Merling said as he looked at the candidates.

"However, you all failed."

Y/n said with a smirk as he crossed his arms.

"What do you mean?"

Charlie asked with an angry tone.

"Watch your tone, boy."

Y/n gave him a glare, his previous cheery mood now gone.

"The vital asset we are looking for in a kingsman, is teamwork. Look back inside and see if you can spot the reason for your failure."

Y/n said with a serious tone, the candidates looked back inside the dorm to see the body of a girl lying there lifeless, some let out gasps of surprise.

"Excalibur will lead you all to your actual residence while in here."

"Hey, I thought you said I would only observe? I'm not even meddling this time."

Y/n crossed his arms in protest.

"Yea, and you can observe whether they won't have trouble getting to their beds."

Merlin smiled at Y/n.

"Whatever, baldie."

Y/n ran out of the room laughing after saying it, while Merlin was about to hit him with the clipboard in his hands. Some of the candidate let out laughs while the others snickers.

"Follow him and he will lead you to your beds. Bloody childish."

Merlin said as he also left the room.

"Where would he be?"

Roxxie tried to ask Merlin but he already left and her voice slowly getting more silent. After waiting a few moments they heard some ruffling behind them and Y/n jumped into the room through the broken mirror.

"I heard a door, is he gone?"

Y/n asked as he hid behind the candidate and peeked out.

"He left."

Roxxie replied, confused.

"Now, about those beds, I actually have no clue where."

Y/n walked infront of them and stood there with a sheepish smile.

"I know a bed you can join me in, Love."

Charlie flirted, Y/n just gave him a disgusted look and motioned for them to follow him. Some of the candidates laughed.

———

"Right, now as you already know, teamwork is the most vital quality of a kingsman."

Merlin said.

"So, you lot are going pick a dog for the rest of your recuitment process. Go ahead."

Y/n continued.

"Eggsy, that is uhmmm.. nevermind."

Y/n spoke up slightly snickering after he saw Eggsy pick up the pug, with delight. He knew then that Eggsy was clueless.

"yea?"

Eggsy said confused.

"Continue."

Y/n hid behind Merlin who also had a ghost of a smile.

"Now, all of you run around the place 10 times with your companions, and you are not allowed to pick them up."

Merlin said as Y/n went down the stairs on to the grass.

"Excalibur will be observing and making sure nothing bad happens or no one cheats."

Merlin went inside the building.

"Chop chop then, get your packs beside me and get to running."

Y/n pulled out his phone after saying it and began scrolling on social media. The candidates did as their told, grabbing a pack and began to run.

"Who are you, exactly?"

Eggsy asked as he stood beside Y/n.

"Get to running before I give you a reason to run."

Y/n responded not even glancing at him.

"Can't you answer a simple question?"

"Can't you do a simple command?"

Y/n now stood up, 'he's just as tall as Harry.'

Eggsy thought to himself.

"Start running."

Y/n leaned down to come face to face with Eggsy. After few seconds, Y/n stood back straight and let out a way too high pitched whistle.

"Are you trying to defean me to run?"

"Look behind you."

Eggsy looked behind him just in time to see two massive dogs running towards them. He immediately picked up his pug and hid behind Y/n.

"Pick, you run of your own free will or you run for your life?"

Y/n asked as he stepped aside, the two dogs sat infront of them looking intensely as Eggsy.

"Former, thank you."

He said as he began to run.

"No carrying your dog or these two will have a snack."

Y/n shouted, as Y/n was about to sit on the grass the massive dogs jumped on him, nearly suffocating him and their fur was just too much and they kept licking his face. He let out a few screams of their names and soon he managed to stand up and began to run away fromt he dogs. But he was ultimately unsuccessful and the dogs tackled him and began licking his face and wagging their tails.

As this was happening the candidates that were near Y/n or heard his screams stopped to look at what was happening. They were laughing at his expense, after a few moments the dogs got bored and laid down of him, one on his chest and the other on his belly, bothe crosswise.

"Fucking hell, you lot should be running."

Y/n tried to scold them but he was having difficulty breathing with the dogs on him.

"Can someone help? I may be strong but if you have these two ass hats on you, your will to live becomes non-existent."

He managed to say even tho he was minutes away from passing out. The candidates' laughs were slowly dying down and they tried to help Y/n.

"Jesus, what the fuck are these dogs made of?"

Charlie said as the dogs refused to get up, and i stead of biting them, the dogs just let them to whatever.

"Usually they are very curious and try to explore new people, not in that way."

Y/n managed to free his arm under the dog and began tried to get his upper body up. He failed, horribly.

"Fuck sake."

He said out of breath as the candidates were tired and just sat beside him petting the dogs.

"What the fuck, stop petting them and help me."

Y/n said angrily, Eggsy began to pet Y/n's hair.

"Are you taking the piss, Unwin?"

Roxxie let out a snort as she saw.

"Excalibur, What the bloody hell is happening?"

Harry shouted from the stairs and began to make his way towards them.

"Dogs."

Y/n managed to shout out.

"(You decide on the dog names), come on, get off him."

Harry said as he tried to get the dogs off Y/n, they immediately got off him and began licking Harry's face.

"Fucking finally."

Y/n said as he sat up and took deep breaths.

"Hurry up, Merlin needs to have word with them."

Harry got up with the dogs standing beside him as he motioned to the candidates.

"You heard the man, fuck off."

Y/n laid back down on the grass.

"You're not off the hook for petting me instead, Unwin."

Y/n shouted and Harry let out an amused chuckle.

"I missed a lot, must've been fun?"

Harry sat down beside Y/n as one of the dogs went away and the other laid down beside Harry and rested it's head on his lap and he started petting it.

"I need to have words with that boy of yours, Hart."

"And you will."

.

[itsss4t4n]

Who I write for /Rules

Masterlist

I'm new-ish to writing (i used to write fanfiction when i was like 13. i'm 19 now and write very rarely) but I really wanna do it again.

So this is a list of characters/fandoms I write for as well as some rules for asks. Some things may be missing from this list so if you dont see something on this list, feel free to ask. :))

Do add as much detail as you want to a request and please ALWAYS have at least some sort of prompt, as i'm really not good with coming up with storys on my own yet.

I WILL NOT DO SMUT SO DONT REQUEST IT! I might however do spicy stuff (Nothing more than making out or somewhat implied stuff tho).

My writing will be mostly pg 13 but please still be careful if the fic-warnings include sensitive topics, and i might repost some 18+ things so be careful when navigating my blog.

Please be nice and have manners when requesting.

Also please include what gender/pronouns you want the reader to have (i write for all genders). If its not included I will default it as gender neutral. :)))

I also write poly relationships and AUs.

Some things I will not write include: Pregnancy, toxic/yandere, student x teacher, love triangles.

(Also english isnt my first language, and even though, in my opinion, i speak it really well, if they are any mistakes, thats why.)

Heartbreak high

Harper Mclean

Quinni Ghallager-Jones

Darren Rivers

Spencer "Spider" White

Anthony "Ant" Vaughn

Malakai Mitchel

Sally face

Sal Fisher

Travis Phelps (male or gn readers)

Larry Johnson

Ashley Campbell

Harry Potter

Fred Weasley

George Weasley

Charly Weasley

Bill Weasley

Cedric Diggory

Olliver Wood

Draco Malfoy (+6th year only)

Theodore Nott (+6th year only)

Marauders

James Potter

Sirius Black

Remus Lupin

Regulus Black

Evan Rosier

Barty Crouch jr

Pandora Rosier

Lilly Evans

Marlene Mckinnon

Hogwarts Legacy

Sebastian Sallow

Ominus Gaunt

Gareth Weasley

Poppy Sweetings

Imelda Reyes

Die drei fragezeichen / the three investigators

Bob Andrews

Peter Shaw

Justus Jonas

Skinny Norris

Twilight

Jasper Hale

Emmet Cullen

Carlisle Cullen

Esme Cullen

Rosalie Hale

Alice Cullen

Sam Uley

Paul Lahote

Charlie Swan

Leah Clearwater

Jacob Black

Pjo

Let me know if you want book or show

Percy Jackson

Annabeth Chase

Luke Castellan

Clarrisse La Rue

Selena Beauregard

Charles Beckendorf

Ethan Nakamura

Nico di Angelo (no romantic fem readers)

Rachel Elizabeth Dare

Will Solace

Travis Stoll

Connor Stoll

Hazel Levesque (no romantic)

Jason Grace

Leo Valdez

Piper Mclean

Magnus chase

Magnus Chase

Samirah al Abbas ( no romantic)

Alex Fierro

Blitzen

Hearthstone

Mallory Keen

TJ (Thomas Jefferson jr)

MCU (Avengers)

Bucky Barnes

Steve Rogers

Tony Stark

Sam Wilson

Natasha Romanoff

Yelena Belova

Peter Parker (tom holland and andrew garfield)

MJ

Wanda Maximof

Piedro Maximof

Clint Barton

Scott Lang

Stephen Strange

Kate Bishop

MCU ( Guardians of the galaxy)

Peter Quill

Daredevil (Season 1)

Matt Murdock

Karen Page

James Wesley

X-men universe

Deadpool

Wolverine

Francis

Xavier

Mystic

Angel

Kurt

Venom

Eddie Brock

DC

Harley Quinn

Jason Todd

Dick Grayson (any version, young justice, robin, nightwing,etc.)

Wally West (youngJustice)

Artemis (young justice)

Roy Harper (young justice)

Disney Descendants

Mal

Evie

Carlos devil

Jay

Benjamin Beast

Chad Charming

Audrey Rose

Jane

Lonnie Fa

Uma

Harry Hook

Gil

Rise of red

James Hook

Hades

Bridget

Ella

Cloe

Red

Morgie

Kingsmen

Eggsy

Tiny Pretty things (Netflix)

Bette Whitlaw

Oren Lennox

Shane Madej (no romantic fem readers)

June Park

Jennifers Body

Jennifer Check

Colin Gray

Ever after high

all characters

Redacted Audios

(no x reader, just ships)

literally all characters

[tideswept]

So~ I saw a couple of people doing this, and figured, why not? My tumblr is almost entirely Obikin/Hartwin focused atm, but I do ship other things! Rare ships! (Things that's hard to find content for tbh!)

So if you ever wonder/want to talk about other things--here's a handy list of Ships (And Related Series/Movie/Etc) Berry Will Cheerfully Listen To/And/Or Talk Your Ear Off About!

ANGEL SANCTUARY: Kira/Setsuna, Lucifer/Alexiel, Rosiel/Katan

BATMAN: Bruce/Dick

DOCTOR WHO: 9/Rose, 10/Rose

FAST & FURIOUS: Dom/Brian

FE3H: Byleth/Dimitri

FF13: Lightning/Hope

FFXIV: Emeth-Selch/WoL, Emet-Selch/Azem/Hythlodaeus, Sicard/Emmanellain

GANKUTSUOU: Edmond/Albert

GARO: Kouga/Kaoru/Rei

GENSHIN: Wriothesley/Neuvillette, Kazuha/Lumine, Ayato/Thoma, Fischl/Mona

HARRY POTTER: Snape/Harry, Tom Riddle/Harry, Sirius/Harry/Remus

HAVEN: Duke/Aubrey/Nate

HETALIA: Turkey/Greece, Greece/Spain, England/America, France/Spain

KINGDOM HEARTS: Riku/Sora, Riku/Namine, Roxas/Namine, Axel/Roxas, Terra/Ventus, Aqua/Cinderella

KINGSMAN: Harry/Eggsy, Merlin/Eggsy, Charlie/Eggsy

LABYRINTH: Jareth/Sarah

MARVEL: Bucky/Steve, Deadpool/Peter Parker, Loki/Thor

NARNIA: Lucy/Edmund, Caspian/Peter

NIER: 2B/9S

PERSONA: FeMC(Kotori)/Shinjiro, Yuu/Rise

RE4: Leon/Ashley

SHERLOCK: Mycroft/Lestrade

STAR WARS: Obi-Wan/Anakin, Qui-Gon/Anakin

THE MAGNUS ARCHIVES: Elias/Jon, Tim/Jon, Peter/Jon

THE MUMMY: Ardeth/Jonathan

THE SORCERER'S APPRENTICE: Balthazar/Dave

THE VAMPIRE CHRONICLES: Lestat/Louis, Armand/Daniel, Marius/Daniel

TSUKIUTA: You/Yoru, Arata/Aoi

TWEWY: Josh/Neku

TWIN PEAKS: Cooper/Audrey

X-MEN: Charles/Erik, Rogue/Gambit

I'm probably forgetting quite a few, but uhhh this is pretty darn long already.

[prpfz]

Quite sure this is a mostly dead fandom, but I am nostalgic for some Kingsman plots! I'd kill for some moody, smutty Eggsy x Charlie plot, but would be very happy with any Eggsy pairing honestly. I'd also love a great big dosing of smut while we're at it! 👑

give a like and anon will get back to you

[queuethedelusion]

Greetings and Salutations ꩜

My name is ୨୧Quinn୨୧ but you can also call me Q! I’m a massive fan of 80s movies, music and culture as well as horror, reading, musicals and plenty of other tv shows/movies/media.

Masterlists: main masterlist [coming soon] | my ocs/yans [coming soon]

Some fun facts about me are: my top 3 fav movies are 1.Dead Poets Society, 2.The Lost Boys and 3.Stand by me, my fav classic book is The Wizard of Oz, my favourite tv show is Umbrella Academy, I like rock and metal and my fav band is Metallica closely followed by 1D, I’m bi, I’m British🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧, I’m a cat person, my fav musicals are dear evan hansen, heathers and newsies, my fav season is spring, my fav flower is tulips, I am an aspiring author and screenwriter and my current interest is: [My Hero Academia]

I write for a large range of fandoms and people as my interests spread far and wide!! I tend to get really hyperfixated on stuff and be passionate about it for like 2-6 weeks and then end up moving on to something else so I’ve gone through liking a lot of characters, actors, movies and shows and although I’m more likely to write for whatever i currently like, I’m always down to revisit past projects and interests. (Who I write for under the cut <3)

(be warned: this is not my main blog and my motivation tends to come in short bursts so I may not be too active)

I write for:

Mike Faist: Art Donaldson, Riff, Himself, Connor Murphy

American Housewife: Oliver Otto, Taylor Otto 

Ghostbusters: Egon Spengler

Back to the Future: Marty Mcfly 

Stand by me: Chris Chambers, Teddy Duchamp 

The Lost Boys: Sam Emerson, Micheal Emerson 

Nickelodeon: Henry hart, Jade west

Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Heffley 

Matthew Lillard: Stu, Shaggy, Himself

80s/90sCelebs: Leonardo DiCaprio, Corey Haim, Kirk Hammett 

Heartbreak High: Spider, Ant

Umbrella Academy: Five Hargreeves, Klaus Hargreeves, Sparrow!Ben 

1D: Niall Horan, Harry styles

MCU: Bucky Barnes, Loki, Andrew!Spidey, Tom!Spidey

Aliens: Cpl. Dwayne Hicks

Doctor Who: Tenth Doctor

F1: Lando Norris, Charles Leclerc

Hocus Pocus: Max Dennison 

Descendants: Harry Hook, Carlos DeVil, Uma, Evie 

Six of Crows: Kaz Brekker

DC: Jason Todd 

X-Men: Logon Howlett, Young!Charles Xavier, Poly!Cherik

Dead Poets Society: Neil Perry, Charlie Dalton, Richard Cameron

Kingsmen: Eggsy 

Heathers: JD

Celebs: Glen Powell, Jacob Elordi, Austin Butler

Harry Potter: Mattheo Riddle, Tom Riddle, Remus Lupin

Interview With The Vampire: Lestat de Lioncourt

Twilight: Jacob Black

Split: Kevin Wendell Crumb

Baldurs Gate 3: Astarion

Arcane: Victor, Poly!JayVik

My Hero Academia: Katsuki Bakugo, Izuku Midoriya, Shota Aizawa, Eijiro Kirishima

I do not tolerate homophobia, transphobia, racism or any general hate on my page, so if this is you kindly bog off <3

[fireinmoonshot]

A/N: This is a masterlist for all of the KINGSMAN works on my blog. You can navigate it through the list of characters or click here to see all of it in one tag.

Eggsy Unwin

Harry Hart

Merlin

Agent Whiskey

Agent Tequila

Charlie Hesketh

Roxy Morton

Ginger Ale

Champ

All Characters Preferences

[ashilesun]

charlie x eggsy

[paperrretro]

masterlist (updated 2024/03/24)

[✨= most recent]

6 UNDERGROUND:

Billy | Four:

🛹 retro.

[romance | fluff | four comes by your trailer, as he often does, with the gift of food and the intention to butt into your business – not that you ever mind.]

ENCANTO:

Camilo Madrigal:

🕯️ el renacuajo paseador.

[friendship | fluff | camilo somehow convinces you to babysit the town’s kids with him.]

🕯️ meet the family.

[romance | fluff | camilo and you are a yes and a no, a maybe and a definitely. so naturally, he invites you over for a family dinner.]

🕯️ share your troubles.

[friendship/romance | fluff; mild hurt/comfort | maybe it’s not always amazing to be so special.]

🕯️ something worth mentioning. 

[romance | fluff | camilo accidentally says something out loud, and you accidentally hear it.]

KINGSMAN:

Gary “Eggsy” Unwin:

👓 morning plans.

[romance | fluff | or, the lack thereof.]

THE LOST BOYS:

Edgar Frog:

🦇 friends in strange places.

[friendship/romance | fluff | after coming back home from summer vacation, you find that the frog brothers' vampire obsession is even bigger than before – and that they're trying to drag you into it again.]

MIGHTY DUCKS:

Adam Banks:

🏒 charm.

[fem!reader] [romance | fluff | or, two times that adam banks attempts to propose to you and one time that he actually does.]

🏒 house party.

[fem!reader] [romance | fluff | you going to a party is one thing, but seeing you at a full-blown, high school halloween costume party – even if it is chaperoned – is another.]

🏒 straw.

[romance/friendship | angst; fluff | you’re on j.v., adam’s on varsity. you’re tired of trying to play both sides.]

Charlie Conway:

🏒 the jersey incident.

[romance | fluff | he just likes you in a friend way, right? right?]

Luis Mendoza:

🏒 steal.

[romance | fluff | as per usual, you do something stupid (and worth it) during the annual ducks camping trip.]

Dean Portman:

🏒 pick up, please hold.

[fem!reader] [romance | fluff | every night during the goodwill games, portman makes a call to someone back in chicago.]

Fulton Reed:

🏒 the project.

[friendship/romance | fluff | you get paired with notorious bash brother fulton reed for a greek mythology project.]

NEWSIES:

Spot Conlon:

🗞 tuesday.

[fem!reader] [friendship | fluff | spot conlon spends a moment, or two, at his mentor’s place. you’re concerned about what he and your brothers had been up to.]

RED SHOES AND THE SEVEN DWARFS:

Merlin:

⚡ LIGHTSTRUCK

1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 ✨

[friendship/romance | fluff | your father accepts a position as prince merlin’s magic tutor, and you are unceremoniously dragged along. (or, pieces of your unspectacular life in and out of the palace, and how a certain idiotic prince somehow gets wrapped up in it either way.)

TURNING RED:

Aaron Z.:

🎶 got a whole lotta love (for them city streets)

[romance | fluff | aaron is one of your older brother’s best friends, and he’s always been too good for you.]

[harryhooksgazebos267]

Kingsman Masterlist

Fluff: 💕; Comedy: 🤪; Angst: ⛈

(If you want me to write for another character that isn’t on this list, feel free to send in a request for them as I will probably write for them)

Reactions:

Nothing yet :(

Imagines:

Eggsy Unwin:

Nothing yet :(

Harry Hart:

Nothing yet :(

Roxy:

Nothing yet :(

Charlie Hesketh:

Nothing yet :(

Agent Whiskey:

Nothing yet :(

Agent Tequila:

Nothing yet :(

Main masterlist

[linnyscoast]

Winner | Eggsy Unwin x reader

Eggsy and Charlie always found a way to be in bickering. Charlie teases about you being Eggsys girlfriend, for how much you defend him when Charlie teases.

When we met, everything just clicked. Unlike everyone else, we worked together fairly well. Eggsy and I have had to keep the relationship down low. Only Harry knew about it because Eggsy couldn’t keep his mouth shut. Nobody really suspected anything until Charlie starts to pick on Eggsy.

I wake up to Eggsy yelling ‘water’, with Charlie and the rest of his bum friends, laughing. I hurry up, get out of bed and put myself in between Charlie and Eggsy. “It’s not worth it Eggsy. He’s not worth it.” I try to tell him, pushing him back a little; Charlie just chuckles. I turn around, “And what exactly is so funny? Other than the fact we all know that you definitely won’t be the last one standing?”

Charlie rolls his eyes, “Aw Eggy, is your little girlfriend protecting you? Take a joke.” Eggsy gets more angry and tries to go at Charlie. “You’ll get thrown out!” I push Eggsy back. “I don’t give a fuck if I get kicked out!” He yells pushing against me.

Charlie looks back at his friends and continues to laugh. Charlie walks away and everyone gets back in bed. “Come on Eggsy, let’s just go back to bed.” Eggsy grabs jb to make sure he’s alright and looks over at me.

The next couple days, Charlie just tries to be maddening, but thankfully, we get a day just to hang out. Harry lets us go for a bit while he looks at suits.

“You know, you really have to stop letting Charlie get to you so much. He’s just a snobby guy, it’s nothing to lose this opportunity to.” I tell Eggsy, he smiles. “I don’t mean to always let it get to me.”

“I know, that’s why I try to be there for when it does. I don’t really care if they find out anymore. Charlie already calls me your girlfriend.” I grab his hand and he grins.

“He’s just upset that Roxy nor I want to be with him. Plus, he’s a bit too tall for my liking.” I laugh, “Oh so you’re calling me short?”

“Maybe, just a bit.” Eggsy pretends to be offended before he wraps his arms around my waist. “I guess I am the winner then, huh?” I nod my head, “I honestly think Charlie is scared of Roxy and you. I don’t blame him, I sometimes am too.”

I gasp, and jokingly hit Eggsy. We both giggle before heading back to meet Harry.

This year I really wanted to start writing so here we go. I don’t know how much of the kingsman fandom is alive but I’m hoping you guys enjoyed this because I love Eggsy. Happy New Year everyone!!

[emotionally-damaged-carrot]

Eggsy Unwin x Male Reader

The search for Excalibur

No warning, maybe fluff and angst

Kinda wanted make this into multiple parts hmmmm. Enjoy 🫰

As Eggsy was fighting Gazelle, Y/n was sneaking around the place looking for a gun for some reason.

"What the fuck are you doing there? Help me you useless shit stain."

Eggsy yelled at Y/n as he was dodging Gazelle's attacks and trying to counter attack.

"Looking for a gun."

"WHY WOULD YOU THINK A GUN WOULD BE IN HERE? THERE WAS A LOT OUTSIDE?"

Eggsy yelled now getting frustrated.

"Ow, right."

Y/n said as he looked pensively and walked outside of the room.

"That fucking dick."

"Okay this, it's just uhmm I mean what is happening?"

Gazelle stopped as she tried to stop her laughs.

"My partner with dicks for brains is thinking."

Eggsy stated as he was panting heavily with his hands on his knees.

"What the hell is happening down there, Gazelle?"

Valentine asked as he tried to look behind him.

"I completely forgot about him, my partner was supposed to be dealing with him."

Eggsy said as he ran his hand through his hair. A moment later a gunshot was heard and Valentine's body fell through the glass and down behind Gazelle. Gazelle looked behind her but was already shot in the head, falling down lifeless.

"Took you long enough, what the fuck is wrong with you? Are you sure you are an agent?"

Eggsy sat down on a chair as he relaxed completely.

"Don't you dare question my abilities."

They could hear a something move on the upstairs booth area.

"I will just shoot every body I stumble upon upstairs, I am too anxious for this shit."

Y/n head as he checked the ammo of his gun and cocked it as he inserted the magazine again.

"Tell Merlin we are going out in a bit, just need to double check."

"You're way too paranoid, come on, I am tired as shit."

Eggsy beckoned for Y/n to come to him.

"One guy there doesn't have his brain all over the place, and he looks to be breathing, never hurts to check, Eggy."

Y/n mocked him as he went down and then up to the booth area, straight to the body missing an arm and pointed at gun at his face.

"Speak now or forever hold your peace."

Y/n planted the nozzle of the gun on his temple.

"1.."

Y/n stood directly on top of him and looked down.

"2.."

Y/n trigger finger was itching.

"1.."

The guy suddenly used his arm his remove the gun from his temple and slid out of the way.

"Wasn't so hard now, was it?"

Y/n smiled at the man.

"Eggs, do you know this bloke?"

Y/n lifted the guy's head by his hair as he brought his face on the railing.

"Charlie? You still alive? How?"

Eggsy asked confused as he looked up at them.

"Guess when you used the ring it messed with the sim card."

Y/n rolled his eyes as he mercilessly shot Charlie at the back of his head.

"Th-that was uncalled for and you know it."

"My finger slipped, whoops."

Y/n looked at Eggsy expresionlessly.

"Can you still stand?"

Y/n ran towards Eggsy.

"Barely, adrenaline is going off."

"You look hot like this."

Y/n ran a hand through Eggsy's hair, the other on his cheek, the thumb grazing the cut on his lip. Eggsy hissed in pain but didn't recoil back, they stared at each other, Eggsy's hands rested on Y/n's hips.

"Yea?"

Eggsy chuckled as one of his hands went to Y/n's hand on his cheek, caressing the back of his hand softly.

"Come on, Merlin is calling us."

Y/n said as he pulled Eggsy up on his feet.

"We're coming, Merl, Eggs is just tired his adrenaline is off now."

"Hurry you two, Lancelot is waiting for us and she is very cold."

"Yea yea."

——— 2 months passed———

"You good, Eggsy?"

Merlin asked as Eggsy sat down on the chair along with Arthur and Lancelot, Y/n is missing.

"Just, Y/n hasn't been responding to me for a while now and I haven't seen him as well."

"That's the thing, Galahad, we're afraid Excalibur is missing."

Arthur said as he looked at Eggsy.

"Y/n... Is... Missing?"

Eggsy asked, his voice evident of concern and worry.

"Not to worry, we have located him, something in his last mission went wrong and he had been stranded in a jungle in Cambodia, he seems to be doing okay."

"How can you be sure he's okay?"

Eggsy frantically asked.

"He sent us a voice mail, he lost his glasses during the mission. But he found it again we don't even know how, with where he was deployed and how big the place is, it's a miracle."

Merling played the voice clip of Y/n.

"Eyyup, I don't know who is listening to this, hopefully it's you Merlin or whoever, I am stranded here, something went wrong with the extraction. They found my plane and planted a bomb in it attached to a tripwire. The explosion was quite close to me, luckily I am still alive b-but very weak, hurry up, please."

The message abruptly ended.

"He's in trouble, Merlin."

Eggsy stood up and began to walk out of the room.

"Calm down, Galahad, we cannot be rash, that's why we called you and Lancelot here, you two are going on a rescue mission to save a fellow Kingsman. You two will depart in no more than 3 hours from now, get your affairs in order and yourselves prepared, the search for Excalibur is now.

Arthur dismissed them along with Merlin to give them a brief overview of the mission.

"I will be waiting in the plane in an hour, if you are ready just head in."

Merlin said his farewell as he left them to get ready.

"You seem eager to save your boyfriend."

"He's not my boyfriend, Rox."

"Sure."

"Let's just save him and get this over with, he might be in danger."

"He's THE Excalibur, Eggsy, no need to worry, he's the only one named Excalibur since the founding of Kingsman apparently."

"And why?"

Eggsy asked Roxie with curiousity.

"Guess you'll just have to ask him."

Roxie chuckled and went ahead.

Eggsy smiled as he followed Roxie.

[bowybowi]

[Kingsman Short Fic] Charlie x Eggsy: Disabled Man

[Kingsman Short Fic] Charlie x Eggsy: Disabled Man

คำเตือน ฟิคนี้มีสปอยล์ Kingsman: The Golden Circle

เตือนแล้วนะคะ ฮ่าๆๆๆๆๆ

(more…)

[kimmycup]

...this applies to a worryingly big number of my ships

Okay but is your OTP even your OTP if one of them hasn’t tried to murder the other while brainwashed or possessed