#character: altima

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[bloochouli]

today i redesigned altima (again)

[spaceratprodigy]

some small doodles of my favorite lads from last night 💖🖤 been focusing on some other stuff in my free time and it's making me miss Iris more and more

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[watchingway]

[fayemma]

i should start using ai to write for me, it would be like a social media assistent

[aethercurrent]

working on time travel au a lot again after endwalker release and the writers block makes it honestly kind of funny since. all characters now have canon designs

like, if it didnt involve combing through 426,000 words i would at least adjust their designs to fit canon... as much as i can. theres some things i cant change without effectively having to rewrite the whole thing

and, again, 426,000 words.

[15-lizards]

Aegon II is the funniest ASOIAF character of all time. Born to be an incredibly unsuccessful twitch streamer who hangs around high school football games three years after he graduated and drives his grandmas Nissan Altima from 2003 with empty cans of Miller Lite jostling around in the back seat. Forced to be isekai’d into a high stakes pseudomedieval political drama where everyone’s playing 4D chess where he is responsible for a flying WMD. Unparalleled

[thesinglesjukebox]

DOECHII - "NISSAN ALTIMA"

Accelerating right to the top of our charts...

[8.44]

Ian Mathers: I hadn't forgotten "What It Is," but this one hits like Doechii wants me to. Two minutes (and it feels like it's that long because the job is done, not for some algorithm), high intensity, great delivery, and I think even a better chorus. Definitely the only earworm I've heard in a while prominently featuring the phrase "face fuck." [9]

Alfred Soto: With Rapsody and Noname releasing excellent work in the last two years, we're living in a fecund time for female-identifying singer-rappers. "Nissan Altima" proves she can do the slither-tongued swagger as well as anyone. "I'm the trap Grace Jones," she admits after a trip to Spain results in tsunami-ing someone's vagina. [9]

Mark Sinker: It’s like you can’t say "cunnilingus dalai lama” without me handing myself over to a Doechii YouTube deep-dive for hours on end, happy as a dim little lamb in some Cenobite Hellraiser dimension. Sometimes she’s even gentle and charming, like the director dropping out of character to explain the logic of a move. Not here though — and anyway those are never the best bits, though they are the most reassuring. The best is when her mind is flashing at frightening speed and the words and voicings and just grunts are breaking open into unexpected hidden corridors, running at angles behind the walls to energies you didn’t quite want to imagine, maybe.  [9]

Katherine St. Asaph: It took me several (exuberant) listens to figure out what this reminds me of: the sparkly instrumentals and kinetic charismatic presence of early Azealia Banks, except better because to my knowledge Doechii is not a rampaging drama-seeking TERF. [9]

Al Varela: You know, we've had such a rough streak of terrible fast raps from Eminem and Eminem wannabes lately that it's easy to forget how fun fast raps can be when it's done well. Doechii immediately jumps in with this roller-coaster flow in the first verse after the chorus that's so infectious that if the song was just that verse and two choruses I would have been satisfied. But the second verse is just as good! Doechii is such a firespitter and some of her pop concessions make me forget that sometimes. Glad to have a song where she truly proves herself and reminds us she can and will take over the rap game when the time is right. [9]

Jel Bugle: A short rap song, not too bad. I liked the brief acapella bits, and change of speed.  [6]

Will Adams: Initially the brief run-time felt unsatisfactory. But when you pack as many scorching lines (and line deliveries) as Doechii does in "Nissan Altima"'s 120 seconds, who cares? [7]

Taylor Alatorre: Even when listened to with intent, the refrain registers not as individual words but as a percussive barrage of obscenity, which is more or less how Doechii wants it. It can still be diagrammed if you're into that, but its purpose is to soften you up for the more stylish and surgically targeted body blows to follow. She's unsparing yet economical with her flows, always giving the impression that there's more to her than what she’s choosing to reveal at the moment. She uses the breaks in the instrumental to fool you into thinking a beat switch is coming -- it never does -- but when it starts up again the beat feels slightly fresher than it did a few seconds ago. "Give us nothing,” but unironically. [8]

Nortey Dowuona: All rise and put your sticks up for the motherfucking Princess and that short ass second verse. [10]

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[we1rd-girl]

tysm for the tag @missworld19!♡

• last song: nissan altima - doechii

• favorite color: I guess dark red

• last movie: Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (again)

• last tv show: Squid Game 2 (I'm watching it with my parents)

• relationship status: single and in love with some fictional characters...

• last thing I googled: tumblr (I'm in the browser)

• looking forward to: feel better

tags: Idk, anyone who wants to join!!! <3

[bravernificationbeam]

The old year is dead. Long live the new year. Tell us about some stuff you liked in 2024 (music, TV, movies, cool things you did, whatever!) and some stuff you're looking forward to in 2025

yay, thank you!

Bravern

omg. love of my life. bvern has such GALL and MOXIE and JOY, all tied together with a plot and time traveling mechanism that will literally be the only thing you think about for like a week following finishing the show. also lewis smith my birthday twin!!!!!!

The Guy She Was Interested in Wasn't a Guy at All

i have a soft spot for media that's normal about teenagers, and tgswiiwagaa is a prime example. mitsuki and aya feel like actual teenage girls who like each other, and their love of english dad rock music is such a fun and real-feeling detail. ALSO i have to shout out narita, who is SUCH a fun, contemporary-feeling character. what if an annoying 17 year old boy was also a ride or die purse dog for his lesbian besties

Lisa Frankenstein

such a Weird Girl movie that actually like GETS weird girls. not only is this a fun movie it has such interesting, heartfelt details. how much lisa and taffy like each other as step sisters, for one

Nana

omg. OMG. this anime makes me fucking cry for real. such a prime example of Everything Going to Fucking Shit in your early 20s

Mkulia (yes like the ship LMAO)

I LOVE THESE GIRLLSSSSS!!!!!! their chemistry is amazing and they have such great moments. "if MK's brain drove a cool car, I'd date it" 🤨

Hot Singles in Your Area (Scene Queen)

scene queen really popped with this one. "give me a BDSM/Scene Queen hates men"?????? THE FLAVOR!!!!!! I also got to see her live this year!!!!

Dauntless Manifesto (CupcakKe)

the return of the queen! also there are some real bangers on this album (DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE! I LOOK DRUNK BECAUSE HE CAME ON MY EYE!). and i think acoustic guitar is such a good sound for cupcakke!

Doechii

not alligator bites never heal specifically because that album isn't totally my style, but I do love what Doechii's doing right now and I definitely loved a good chunk of what she put out this year, like alter ego, death roll, boom bap, and nissan altima

JOYRIDE (Kesha)

this one is so much fun. what can i say!

Off With Her Tits (Allie X)

A GENDER SONG OF ALL TIME. THE PART WHERE THE SPEAKER GOES TO GET MONEY OUT FOR HER MASTECTOMY AND THE TELLER GOES "BITCH, ARE YOU JOKING? I WISH I HAD THAT RACK" ....................................

LUBE / WET DREAM (Adam Lambert)

OKAY ADAM!!!!!!

Painful Euphoria (Lilyisthatyou)

something abt lily's music is very appealing to me. there are some songs and lines on this album that KILL. "my best friend fucked the guy that almost killed me" HELLO??????

Rainbow Black (Maggie Thrash)

MY BOOK OF THE YEEEAAAARRRRRRR i enjoyed this one SO much. AND the Gender of it all makes me crazy.

"God, I'm sorry. I shouldn't have said that. You didn't need to know that part." "It's all right," I said. "I really am sorry. I don't know why I said those things." But I knew. He was punishing me. Just like his wife, I'd failed to be the woman he needed me to be to make his life meaningful.

*BREAKING GLASS OVER MY HEAD BREAKING GLASS OVER MY HEAD BREAKING*

Compound Fracture (Andrew Joseph White)

this might be the darkest book i've ever read and i thoroughly enjoyed it. it has hope, but it's a hope you split all your nails and run the tips of your fingers raw grasping, which feels very real

Kissing Death (Mothica)

I like the sounds on this one, and I think the songs on the album all tie really nicely in together

Bekhauf (Bloodywood)

ONE OF BLOODYWOOD'S BEST SONGS!!!!!!

Cat Cup (Black Dresses)

I can't do it, I'm too scared, what if people think I'm weird :(?

in 2025 I am looking forward to InZOI and (PLEASE. I HOPE. PLEASE.) more animated bravern content!

[bloochouli-archive]

they're in love your honour

[bloochouli]

i drew a few things today, the first one (which is actually the last one but its my most 'finished' sketch of the day) is a redraw from 5 years ago kind of? i just drew yelena from aot again and what i got from it is that i didnt really improve that much fundamentally? esp looking at some of my other art from the past but i think that's okay because: i think that what i DID improve with is not caring about everything being Highly Detailed And Perfect and having breakdowns every other hour about not being able to draw or paint or whatever to the standard of master artists despite drawing for like 10 years and now whenever i draw i have the ability to just say 'alright it's not the best, but i see issues that i can learn from and i'll apply it next time' instead of working myself into a multi-year burn out. so i think this is a huge win, especially because the redraw itself only took 28 minutes whereas if i had tried to draw that same pose back in 2019 (which wouldn't have happened because i refused to be extremely ambitious back then out of fear but) it would have taken me more like 28 hours and i would have learned nothing

anyway the next two are 'challenges' that i drew alongside watching others do similar challenges on a yt video where they all have cursed brushes or cant undo etc. and i only gave myself the amount of time as they had, which was about 15-20 minutes (in terms of the video length itself which i think was cut down from the amount of time they actually had) the first one was no undo / erasing and trying to limit how much i reshaped it by painting over it and the second one was with a mouse and without a sketch 😭 they're not the best ofc but i thought they were a fun experiment to mess with

[burtai]

Slowly making up bios for all my new FFXIV muses before I start reblogging stuff and make a new promo but I figured I'd throw the disgustingly long list on here. Is this also so that I can get tags for them sorted? No shut up

Canon Characters ☼ Hesperos - Pandaemonium Raid Series | Ancient ☼ Hythlodaeus - Chief of the Bureau of the Architect | Ancient ☼ Seiryu - Resident Serpent Guy of the Four Lords ☼ Koana - Vow of Reason ☼ Jullus pyr Norbanus - Officer of the 1st Imperial Legion ☼ Lord Joacin Charlemend Francel de Haillenarte - youngest son of House Haillenarte ☼ T'laqa Tia - Professor of Aetherology in the Studium of Old Sharlayan

OCs ☼ Vesper - Sundered Source shardlet of Hesperos ☼ Florian Desjardins - It's just Florian but in XIV font ☼ Aristaeus - it's just Florian but in Ancient (slash Azem (verse-dependent)) font ☼ Dionysos - Holder of the Seat of Altima on the Convocation of Fourteen ☼ Freyr Elpiakis - tiny twink of a Viera but also he's a tank ☼ Auguste Thibaut - Ishgardian Duskwight academic

[watchingway]

some ffxiv dnd concepts from 11k years before the final days, roughly based on some irl culture 😊

[neuromancer-enjoyer]

why does scifi never give a fuck about how big a deal interplanetary travel is. no one even really mentions it theyre just like "we need to go to another planet" and then they go end of story. dune is really the only thing ive ever read where the characters actually feel the weight and importance of how crazy it is to go to another planet when theyre going over the logistics of taking the atreides troops to arrakis (and maybe neuromancer with how in depth they go into the trip to the freeside satellite). "ahhh but itd be unremarkable for them theyre from the future" it will never be unremarkable to travel between fucking planets bro. its a spaceship. humans are still enamored with the magic feeling of being on a train. there should be weight involved. the minute i see someone just push a lever forward and then the ship takes off into the sky with no effort i check the fuck out. i wanna see han and chewy fucking with knobs and dials and shouting jargon at each other while theyre getting dive bombed by tie fighters. i wanna see the duke talking about the military logistics of taking an army through FTL travel. I wanna feel like its actually in any way difficult or requires any skill to pilot a ship, achieve escape velocity, and take something out of orbit. otherwise why would pilots be cool. theyre basically just driving a space nissan altima on the space highway. yawn

[america-oreosandkitkats]

The Places We Call Sacred

Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Artemiy Burakh | Artemy Burakh/Daniel Dankovskiy | Daniil Dankovsky, Artemiy Burakh | Artemy Burakh/Laura Ravell | Lara Ravel, Daniel Dankovskiy | Daniil Dankovsky/Andrei Stamatin | Andrey Stamatin Characters: Artemiy Burakh | Artemy Burakh, fem!Artemiy Burakh | Artemy Burakh, Isidor Burakh, fem!Isidor Burakh, Ersher Burakh, Gryph | Bad Grief (Pathologic), Laura Ravell | Lara Ravel, Daniel Dankovskiy | Daniil Dankovsky, Ospina | Aspity (Pathologic), Original Characters Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - Coffee Shops & Cafés, Worldbuilding, i will love you in every universe, what if the plague was grief?, and what if the panacea was love and friendship, Gender or Sex Swap, slow burn

Chapter 2

Lara’s blue Altima chirped and the lights flickered at the press of her key. Artemiy caught her arm just above the crook of her elbow.

“Artemiy, let me go.”

“I’m still in love with you. Lara Alekseivna, I love you.”

“Why?” Lara snapped, as sharply as she shut the car door.

Artemiy stepped back. “What do you mean, why?”

“You were gone for five years. That’s a long time, Artemiy.”

“It’s nothing. To me, it was nothing. I knew I was coming — ”

“ I didn’t! ” Lara shouted. “I had to put myself back together. Why didn’t you? ” She wiped at her eyes with the inside of her wrist, careful not to smudge her mascara. Her voice was as frail as needle ice.