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mustard on the beat, ho- MUSTAAAAAAAAAAAAARD Someone make it stop, make it fucking stop. I spent all week hyping myself up to gather up all my work sketches like a scrapbook and clean it all up to post here, and then Kendrick had to surprise drop on a Friday morning and ruin my work day and my headspace all weekend long.
Anyway, here's a dangerous dreams sketch dump.
It's been a long quiet, but RL had taken such a fucking toll that I had a real hard time finding the fucks to get creative. Who knows how much this past US presidential election will fuck up the entire rest of my life, but I'll take solace in finding community and in the little things and in Andor Season 2 and in the telling of The Stars.
Now that I got this out of the way, guess it's time to go fucking write some fucking words.
#shirozora draws#dinluke#lukedin#skydalorian#din djarin#luke skywalker#grogu#story: the stars#series: dangerous dreams#the mandalorian#star wars#how many more tags do i need?#anyway MUSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD#istg this album has just taken over my entire brain#random snippets of every single song from this album keep playing in my head when i'm not actively listening#interrupted by MUSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD#i'm gonna laugh so hard if he screams mustard's name during the super bowl half-time show#and then 'mustard on the beat ho'#and let the audience sing all the words he probably had to censor out himself#also set up a second freshwater tank to eventually house a betta along with the shrimp culls so that's also been my life#and also locked down my twitter account and moved to bsky#been reposting art to bsky since i took everything down over in melon husks' echo chamber#keep your AI off my doodles you apartheiding fuckhead#time to climb back into this sandbox and work on the next chapter
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This may be a hot take but people who hated Babel because they think of it as anti-white have never thought critically about a single second of any History lesson they ever had
I literally just read a hate review that was like that and my head just went ??????
You're reading a book about colonialism in its peak and you think white people will be anything but racist?? IN EUROPE??? IN ENGLAND?? In the middle of colonialism at its peak????
Enlighten me about how your mind works, please
#babel rf kuang#dark academia#r f kuang#bookworm#the poppy war#robin swift#dont spoiler it please Im in the second chapter#love this book
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Not to get into drama the first fucking moment I open my eyes after but calling the Phoneys slaves is such a bad take because the whole game is about that not being true. Like the whole fucking point is that by All Means they're not people. Not to the law, at least, and much less to Freddy's. This is the narrative you've been sold on since the very first game and that it's trying to disprove. Trying to show you thru their back stories and ending dialogue that, hey, these are actual people too!
Sure Jack can still be a turbo cunt to them but the Phoneys still do whatever the fuck they want if they so wish. Jake LITERALLY threatens with walking out on you like on the first month he's in. But this is also a major part of the plot like Where Else will they go if they're not here. Their choices are fucking dying or working at Freddy's Independent of Jack. AND THE POINT ALWAYS TENDS BEING FOR JACK TO BE BETTER BOSS THAN EVERY ONE THAT CAME BEFORE (unless he's evil but he rips Dave's head off he's just off the shits there he killed a baby dude c'mon he's no point of comparison for anything.)
Like to boil it down to "jack x phoneys bad because they're slaves" is literally Ignoring the whole game and all its trying to say. People starting these dramas are probably still in school you can't be so bad at reading baby it's concerning.
#luly talks#dsaf#I KNOW IM THE ANALYSIS GUY BUT THESE ARE THINGS THAT ARE Right There.#it's the game. its the fucking game. did you know. did you knos that dsaf is a serious franchise.#or. did you just learn about it thru the fandom hm. like its insane.#i hope btw that this comes from taking my favorite harry line too seriously which is i think this is partially what Lincoln fought for#which is so fucking insane i love it. dont get to use it often but i did get to use it when playing bigfoot's route in my liveblog so that's#something. but whatever. how about you go take jack was the cataclyst in one of the world wars joke seriously huh#can't tell them to get serious about peter immigration tho least they drop the second chapter of that shit does the cross symbol
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so. I've been reading some posts on the jedi order tag AND i won't talk about my opinion on "are jedi good or bad discourse" BUT i wanna point out some lore to everyone who's complaining about the jedi taking kids into their order: (in the EU) it wasn't always like this.
if you take swtor era (more than 3000 years before the prequels) there were many jedi who joined at an older age. like, for example there was a guy who broke his engagement to become one. most jedi remember their families because they were old enough when they decided to go.
THEN in darth bane's book trilogy (circa 1000 yesrs before the prequels) there is a passage where two sith lords are talking about taking bane, already an adult, to study at korriban. one doubted him because he was too old, ans the other told him he sounded like a jedi, and that ONE DAY jedi will have to accept only kids into their ranks if they really want to find "pure" people that can learn their lessons quicker.
one day!! so it wasn't always like that!! the ongoing wars with the sith, who corrupted and killed many of them, had pressured them into taking always younger people into their ranks.
also, consider a thing that this video explains super well: training to become a jedi is not like exercising, because there is a transformative lesson at the end of the training that changes everything. you can't just do as much as you can, but not finish.
the transformative lesson, as the video explains, is that through the force, everything is the same - from rocks and ships to life and death. at the end of the training you have to understand this fundamental truth.
yoda says "you have to unlearn what you have learned". during times where they were constantly killed off or corrupted by the dark side (and if you haven't learned this lesson you are more susceptible to this corrupting), younger people were taken in to actually finish their training (a training that was ultimately about being a good person AND that you could leave at any point if you weren't sold on that, too)
(remember that for the sith failure = death. like. that was the alternative for force sensitive kids. it's not like sith had any moral problem with taking kids away without consent. sith don't have moral problems: they believe that them being stronger in the force means they can do whatever they want as long as their strong enough to go and do it. there are MANY passages in many different star wars stories, even in different mediums, that say this out loud)
AND (this is more of a critical thought than just stating the lore) the fact that they started doing it out of necessity doesn't mean it's 100% good BUT you know. the whole set up of the prequels is that we're starting off the story in a period of crisis and decadence all around. most of the systems of the times were about to fall. OF COURSE they had problems. if they didn't, we wouldn't have the story to begin with.
that doesn't automatically mean jedi = bad and sith are better, tho. you wouldn't take the last, chaotic and decadent period to jugde something, would you? it's like deciding that the athenian democracy sucked because people at the times of Demosthenes failed at recognizing the new schemes in which the world was evolving into, and still believed that their city would be important as it had been in the previous century. They just didn't fucking expect the Macedons would conquer half the world known and more, and have the subsequent political power. Still, their experiences in the 5th century with democracy were very good, even better than ours on many fronts, if you contextualize a little. the jedi had flaws, and most importantly, they didn't fucking know the future and everything that ever happened, ever, so they made mistakes. that doesn't automatically make the system ill, or bad, or not-working. systems can have setbacks when the world changes. (just like athenian democracy had one when they lost the empire that was funding the democracy. they even had a tyranny for a while and then fixed the problems. that doesn't diminish retrospectively their democracy)
#this is longer than i expected it to be OPS. i wrote it quickly in one go so if there are any mistakes or some unclear parts. let me know!#i think it's quite clear from the second part that i am clearly pro-jedi and will always be. BUT i love sith lore also. it's a cool#universe to explore guys!! you can enjoy the bad guys even if they're fucked up u know? no one will judge you. you don't need to twist them#to make them “the good guys actually” (looks over at the acolyte's creators)#little note on the acolyte: MAN I SO WISHED THEY WOULD'VE WENT WITH SOMETHING ALONG THE LINES OF THE FIRST CHAPTERS OF THE BANE TRILOGY#it could've been so fucking good. ugh. I'll forever be grieving for all the Disney+ projects (except andor; mando s1 probably and rebels)#(YES EVEN TCW S7!! some of it wasn't so good. the last 4 episodes were definitely very cool even if they had problems like the rest of tcw.#but. the tags are not the right place to discuss this so OPS i don't even know why I'm talking about it here. ANYWAY BYE)#star wars#sw#jedi order#star wars prequels#the phantom menace#attack of the clones#revenge of the sith#pro jedi#darth bane trilogy#star wars the old republic#ALSO GUYS PLEASE WATCH THE VIDEO IT'S AMAZING!!!! it's really really beautiful and doesn't consider the prequels so. even those who don't#like the jedi in the prequels can enjoy that i believe. really it's very well done and uses ONLY the original movies as sources. it's great#g posting
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Hi GT! Congratulations on the last chapter, as always! Lately my brain has been fixated on a detail that I find very interesting. I can't help but think that any adult in LH who is preparing for war has at least once thought while looking at Draco "ok, this could definitely help us in the future". And I find it almost hilarious because I love the way you characterize Artur and Molly and their protective instinct towards the kids... but let's be honest, Hermione, Ron and Harry have ensured the heir of the greatest house in the wizarding world to the cause.
One of the interesting parts about the Harry Potter series is that both sides of the conflict use child soldiers, and you get to see a realistic range of reactions to that from the adults around them. There's Molly, who's reasonably unconditionally opposed to it on the grounds that They're Children, and then Sirius, who unreasonably supports it on the grounds of being himself a stunted teenager, and then Mad-Eye, who reasonably supports it on the grounds of "they're going to have to fight anyway," and Dumbledore, who is some combination of these viewpoints depending on the situation — most protective of Harry when the danger is real, but perhaps necessarily the most realistic about Harry's role in ending the war. Lionheart has a slightly different cast of adults, because it's a different POV, but you still see a range of opinions from Narcissa ("you'll harm my son over my dead body, but also he needs to be able to defend myself") to Snape ("careful, Draco") to Moody (the same, arguably more so, because he's thinking of the long game) and Dumbledore (again, some situation-dependent combination of viewpoints). The kids are often so caught up in their own part of the conflict that it doesn't occur to them the strategic decisions that are happening over their heads — when you're a teen and an adult tells you you're too young for something, the kneejerk reaction is "fuck off" — but there are always conversations happening in other rooms, especially in Grimmauld Place.
#sidebar I've been wondering for some time what the point of the hallows was#sure it gave Voldemort something to do in Book 7 when he'd technically Won already#but it didn't end up mattering. and I don't like explanations where it goes 'that's the point!' because that doesn't explain#why the space wasn't used to explore something that DOES matter#of which there is a lot!#why are we doing this 'temptation of Harry on the mountain' thing with griphook#as if the christ allegory was somehow unclear up to that point#when for the past 40 chapters we've have no idea what the Order is doing during this uhhh [checks notes] WAR??#i said it once and i'll say it again. WHERE WAS THE SECOND WIZARDING WAR#WHERE WERE THE BATTLES? WHERE WERE THE ASSASSINATIONS? THE POLITICS?#I didn't need her to write zero dark thirty with wizards or anything but — actually no fuck it. i did want that.#i wanted zero dark thirty meets saving private ryan. with wizards. that's what i wanted#lionheart spoilers
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y'know what we don't talk about enough? Hazel died. We talk about how she grew up in the 30's and 40's and we talk about how out of place she feels in the modern world, but! She died! She was dead! She has spent more time dead than alive, and not by a close margin!
How does that effect a person??? We got some of it in the flashbacks, but once those caught up with her present timeline and she shared them, they just kind of... disappeared. And she was a regular girl with some weird past experiences. That's one way of doing it, sure!
I think it would have been a lot cooler if she was just a touch creepier. If she felt a little bit Wrong. Yeah, in general she's more approachable than her brother, she's more sociable and less closed off, but. If you actually spend any time with her, it can be difficult to tell which child of the underworld is actually more unsettling.
Hazel is bright of personality and has a dazzling smile, but sometimes she'll just... shut down. She'll go completely blank for like half an hour and nobody knows what to do with it. Sometimes she forgets she's alive. Sometimes she'll spout the grimmest shit you've ever heard like it's nothing, she won't even notice it's weird until the room goes quiet. She spent decades in Asphodel, which is designed to make people forget about themselves and wander around for eternity, only she didn't have the luxury of forgetting! Wild! After she comes back to life, sometimes she forgets that she's allowed to Do Stuff now. She can spend so long sitting and staring at nothing. Sometimes she'll start crying on cloudless days because it hits her again that she can actually feel the warmth of the sun on her skin and she can hear birdsong. Every little mundane experience is a blessing and she will make you remember that in the most foreboding way possible.
#hazel levesque#hoo#mj talks#like. i am fascinated with characters who die and come back different and it JUST hit me that there was so much potential for hazel there#the idea of how death lingers was not explored At All in heroes of olympus#of course there's the obvious part in that there were what. 3 named character deaths total? 4 if you count leo#which i very much don't because it didn't stick! there were no consequences to this gigantic war!#the first series did well with that because we had plenty of named characters who died#even though some of them were introduced only to die like six chapters later. we still knew them on some level#and more importantly percy knew them. he felt their loss in a way that made consequences seem real#heroes of olympus didn't have any of that. hazel could have been a great way to talk about it a little more!#also i just love characters who have obviously gone through death. that has to change a person! tell me how it changed you!#anyway. i think i'll make hazel creepier from now on in my writing#she deserves it <3#nico is creepy in an obvious way. he's got power over death and that clings to him like a second skin. he can't hide it#and he's learned that he doesn't have to. there is power in being othered#hazel seems lovely when you first meet her! none of the death power all of the glitter and gold and riches#and then she'll look you dead in the eye and say 'you really don't know how lucky you are to be able to breathe until you can't anymore'#and move on like it's nothing! what!#underworld siblings
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Okay fuck it, even if I don't finish it anytime soon or ever, I have 40 chapters of this fic that have been waiting to see the light of day for years and you know what, they're good, so I'm going to share them. Get ready, it's time to find Another Way
#personal#also just to give a basic 'wtf is this story even':#lucretia doesnt give fisher the journals at the last second.#she gets the rest of the crew in on the idea of just erasing the relic war while the crew are all innoculated to buy them time#taako and barry come up w sizzle up w taako as a way to tour the world get ppl knowing taako's face which hopefully will lead them to lup#and eventually all the rest of the characters we know and love get woven into the story. some highlights:#taako becomes barry's lich lawyer to defend him against kravitz#magnus innoculates julia without telling the crew and gets in big trouble#maureen miller and davenport are besties#angus is. well. you'll see#merle has mookie and marries hecuba without telling the crew and leads a double life for a while#dav is the director of the bureau#gd im so proud of this fic i hope y'all will read and enjoy it#i'm gonna post a few chapters tonight#it's 75k total and only *maybe* halfway done
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oh how the poor sleeping habits tables have turned
#liza writes#fake dating real feelings#erasermic#q#a surprising amount of this fic has been like#aizawa: damn you live like this#mic: not a word. not. a word.#‘you live like this? no. WE live like this’#this is actually my wip wednesday snippet for twitter tomorrow but i'm posting it here first this time#also trying to decide if i should just like. post the first chapter like just do it!!!#last week i found myself rewriting again and i'm not sure if it's because it needed to be rewritten or i was just so tired of looking at it#that i started rewriting it to look at something different#those seconds have been guessed!!#but every time someone likes or reblogs or replies to or asks me about this fic my heart grows three sizes#and is then immediately seized by terror#which is totally worth it but like#ack and alack and so forth#also i've made a promise to myself not to post anything else until i get the first chapter of this out there#so like the star wars au and brave the dark and the expansion pack are all just twiddling their thumbs#and i don't want to accidentally give myself writers block lol#okay ramble over idk what to do but by neptune i will figure it out#gondor calls for aid and whatnot
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🍓🍰✨~Anyone want a bedtime story?~✨🍰🍓
My reading of my Shire Pastoral Romance is now complete! Enjoy two hobbit lasses falling in love over berries and embroidery, now in audio format!
#there's 4 chapters adding up to 48 minutes#if you listen to this please let me know#i may record more at some point if it adds joy in the world#cw food#so much food in this one#a talia original#podfic#shire romance#i don't know why we don't have a whole genre of shire romances#no war just second breakfast#sapphic romance
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I don't think the fate of Asa and Yoshida is settle in this conflict nor that Yoshida's strike is aimed to kill Asa (fjmt is an expert in making us believe things that aren't), for the simple reason that both of them still have not completed their own personal arcs nor have reached the culmination of their development, especially Yoshida, a character who remains a mystery for what he allows us to see from him. However, this last chapter showed a new facet of Yoshida which overthrows a previous assumption that us readers had about him.
Kishibe himself praised Yoshida for his combat skills and his templance as a devil hunter: a few screew loose reflected in a malicious almost childish smile while killing a man barehand. It comes natural for him to act as a weapon, the problem is to be human while being trapped in a problem/system way bigger than him. This time, he's about to kill Asa Mitaka, another enemy for PS, but the feeling is not the same as we saw in part 1: he's tired, definitelly sad. He knows he won't find joy in getting his hands dirty with her blood. It's safe to assume he doesn't want to do this. But, why now? why Asa? what change?
The maximum exposure of his personal conflict was through his conversation with Mitaka about the advantages of solitude through the construction of parasocial relationships, and how both of them should better continue down this path, an advice he assumed it would help her to content her need of connections: his own theory of happiness.
This topic is what later drags Asa Mitaka into a depresive episode due to the dissapointment of her attempts to connect with people, and how she cannot stop herself from becoming attached and creating expectations from relationships that barely exist to only end with her feeling stupid and miserable, where the last nail of the coffin were Denji standing her up on their second date and Yoshida rejecting her feelings again all in the same day. Why do I mention all of this? If you think that Asa is quick to create ideas in her mind out of her extreme emotional starvation, we can say the same thing about Yoshida. His phylosophy of interpersonal relationships takes an expector seat in the movie about his own life, where his feelings are well secured out of the reach of what the screen projects, where he's away from the pain and dissapointment to interact with the reality of rejection. While Asa suffers because she's stubborn and doesn't give up trying again and again to someday end her pain, Yoshida accepts and lives with it as an unchangable reality.
Yet, I believe his theory started to fail to him even before he noticed, during his time in highschool his world-view started to crack little by little (most likely by Denji's influence on him). Even if he didn't share significant moment with the rest of the cast, he enjoyed his time as a highschooler and, well, it isn't what parasocial relationships are about? happiness comes from the ilusion of companionship, and during all this time we've seen Yoshida chatting with someone or reacting about his surroundings in a group, especially with Denji at his side, feeding this needed ilusion of belonging. After all, the deep of these bonds doesn't matter but they're still important/meaningful to the person in question.
Maybe this expression shows that he does care about the people he spend time with pretending to be human just as them, maybe feels sorry to destroy this little life he believes doesn't fit into but had the opportunity to experience. He wants something like that for him too, a normal life where his lack of humanity isn't in the way to his desire of connection.
This is why I find this line very powerful for him to say, he apologize because he couldn't be of help to Asa, to have separate her from Denji while securing her to follow his theory of happiness, and by that to have made her situation worse than before and for things end up like this. He failed to fight the unchangeable once again.
#his last attempt of revolution is on protecting denji from PS interests. and that's what will kill him in the end#wont adjunt his moments w denji bc there's too many and we already know he's important to him and this post is about yoshida+asa#yoshida hirofumi#asa mitaka#chainsaw man#csm#chainsaw man spoilers#i enjoy reading characters better so i leave the plot to smarter people#some people say he will get clapped next chapter bc yoru will gain a power-up for what nayuta said but like. fear doesnt work like that?#the fear of war to that scale grows slower than in a spawn of seconds lets be real
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tbh I can’t imagine not leaving comments on fics. when a story gives me feelings, I want to talk about the feelings. and AO3 provides a little box! right at the end of the story! for you to talk about the feelings! as a bonus, the person who wrote the story can hear all about the feelings!! this is so cool!!
#as a second bonus#sometimes the person who wrote the story replies!! and tells you how much they loved the comment#and then you read another fic or chapter by that author and comment again and then they reply again#and boom! internet semi-friend!#1 fan status! best reader award!#idk its so much fun. I get to return joy to the joy-giver#nuclear war speaks#ao3#fanfiction#fanfic
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Friends with my Ex
The thing that first got me to write Warrior Nun fanfiction (as opposed to reading it endlessly) was the idea of what would happen if Ava and Beatrice fell in love with someone else. What would that look like? How would that happen? How would they navigate a friendship, with everything that had passed between them? How would their separate relationships bring out the aspects of their love that were most precious and beautiful? By the time I was done, I had this: angsty, funny, fluffy at times, and with the happiest possible ending I could think of for a post-canon fic (and the happiest such ending I've seen so far).
#warrior nun#avatrice#ava silva#sister beatrice#fanfiction#ava x beatrice#post canon#post Holy War#friends to lovers#second chance romance#my first fic#realized I never actually posted this here#my pfp is from Chapter 9
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Dude I began to read Babel by R. F. Kuang and...
You're crazy if you believe I won't talk about the essential role of language in humanity's History while I rant about colonialism, orientalism, and the building of Identity when I finally end Babel and recover from it (which, thinking about it, may be never indeed)
#babel rf kuang#dark academia#r f kuang#bookworm#the poppy war#robin swift#dont spoiler it please Im in the second chapter#love this book#book analysis#rant post#bookish community#writers#bookblr#booklr#books and reading#dark acadamia aesthetic#light academia#academia aesthetic#babel an arcane history#babel#babel or the necessity of violence#rf kuang
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Chapters: 1/6 Fandom: Star Wars: The High Republic: Phase III - Various Authors, Star Wars: The High Republic: Tales of Light and Life - Various Authors, Star Wars: The High Republic: The Eye of Darkness - George Mann, Star Wars: The High Republic: Temptation of the Force - Tessa Gratton, Star Wars: The High Republic: Shadows of Starlight (Comics) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Avar Kriss/Elzar Mann, Stellan Gios & Avar Kriss & Elzar Mann Characters: Avar Kriss, Elzar Mann Additional Tags: Jedi Code (Star Wars), friends to lovers to friends to lovers, Friends to Lovers, Force Bond (Star Wars), Hurt/Comfort, Angst, Survivor Guilt, Book: Star Wars: The High Republic: Temptation of the Force - Tessa Gratton, Temptation of the Force Spoilers, Romantic Soulmates, Longing, Yearning, Lovers separated across a galaxy (literally), Avar Kriss Needs A Hug, Elzar Mann Needs A Hug, (don't worry they hug each other), Grief/Mourning, Healing, Reunion Sex, Stranded, High Republic Era (Star Wars), Love Doesn't Equal Attachment (Star Wars), Hyperspace Travel (Star Wars), Chapter 1, chapter 36, Chapter 53, Jedi Can Form Attachments (Star Wars), Jedi Can Have Relationships (Star Wars), Jedi Can Have Sex (Star Wars) Series: Part 2 of Practice Makes Perfect Enough - Avar Kriss and Elzar Mann Summary:
Five times Elzar and Avar were separated; one time they weren't....again.
#elzar man#avar kriss#elvar#star wars#the high republic#star wars the high republic#honestly it's a little emo for me to be posting this !#i'm so proud of the first separated and it's so special for me bc it introduced me to so many cool people !#and now i'm writing a second one !!!#separated was my first completed multi-chapter fic and now i've got a second one !!
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Ok the parody book covers had me rolling, and I was delighted to get snippets from two of them on the website. Sadly (although also probably luckily) I’m not sure they did one for the Book of Mormon parody
Again, probably for the best. But as someone who is LDS, and who has read the Book of Mormon extensively, I figured I’d take a crack at a snippet of what could be in this version of the Book of Bill.
3 Bill
Chapter 5
Followers of Cypher call themselves the Anti-Bill-Cyphies—They are commanded to build a portal— A man like the cedars of Lebanon breaks the portal—Cypher causes a famine on purpose not by accident—Those who intercourse around will find out. About 2084 B.W. (Before Weirdmageddon).
1 And it came to pass that in those days, the followers of Cypher did go forth unto the land, to build a portal.
2 And they called themselves the Anti-Bill-Cyphies, for they were the followers of Cypher.
3 And it came to pass that I, Cypher, spake unto them, saying, Hey idiots! Wanna have the time of your lives? Why don’t you take a crack at portal building? I’ll make you rich and famous, all the babes will love you! Their feet are gonna be tinkling with sooo many bells, you guys are into that right?
4 And they built a portal after the manner in which I showed them, which was sick as hell.
5 And they did pray unto me, saying O Cypher, we know that thou art a god, and we know that thou art the sickest god, and whatsoever that means we know not, but we do believe it.
6 And it came to pass that there was a twerp, who was like unto the cedar trees of Lebanon, who did come. And in the night, he snuck into the portal, and verily he did take a big old stick and bash it to pieces.
7 And on the next day, when I saw what he hath done, I did not throw a big tantrum, don’t believe what hath been written. I remained very calm and collected, and then caused every animal in the vicinity to lose their teeth. And thus the animals couldn’t eat, and a famine came about the land, which was totally what I meant to have happen.
8 Yea, and even the man like unto the cedars of Lebanon starved to death, THAT WILL SHOW HIM. And thus we see that those who fornicate about, will thusly figure out. Amen.
#the book of bill#gravity falls#I tried to have this be a combo of the king James-esc style of speech used in the BoM while also being aware of the fact that#Bill is technically writing the book#so his voice would seep into it. which is why it breaks sometimes.#needed something bad to happen to the portal and the best tree reference I could come up with from the scriptures was the cedar trees lmao#for the record the table of contents of this book is ‘first Bill. Second Bill. Third Bill. Words of Bill. Fourth Bill. Fifth Bill. Alma.’#bill kept the book of Alma but it’s only the war chapters#the ‘Anti-Nephi-Lehies’ are a real group in the BoM and ‘anti’ is used not as ‘against.’ it means like part of the people of nephi and lehi#so that’s what’s going on there#is this too niche? who knows
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Chapter 4 is up!
#heavy breathing#it's done!#the second multichapter fic I've been able to finish in a long time#now with more plot and fox getting beaten up twice in one chapter for said plot!#but no worries he got a wife and a husband out of it in the same chapter as well#thank you all for reading ily#sw#tcw#star wars#the clone wars#tcw fics#my fics#my writing#commander fox#bail organa#breha organa#bail/breha/fox
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