#chaos happens and klarion laughs

[evilminji]

Okay... so it COULD be because, as a writer, I'm an ASSHOLE to my Characters...

BUT YOU KNOW WHAT'D BE FUNNY?

Danny, innocent, gets YEETED into DC. As ya do. And he's a bit messed up. But! He's a Baby Ancient in the making. Gonna be master of Spaaaaaace(~~~☆!) one day. Very exciting, only slightly relevant.

See, Ectoplasm? Dumb. That's why we need Cores and Brains etc. Never let Ectoplasm decide things. It WILL chose the "technically correct but now the buildings on fire" option EVERY SINGLE TIME. And you are running out of fire extinguishers.

Because it is dumb.

Very, VERY No Brain, Just Goo, Dumb.

And THIS Goo has a life to save. A Halfa too maintain in Peak Performance(tm). Because THIS Goo is VERY smart Goo(according only to itself) and TOTALLY knows what it's doing! Damaged meat bits? Oh that's EASY! You just FIX that! Replace with meat bits! See? It's BRILLIANT Goo. 10 out of 10 stars, me!

Small problem.

The instructions have been damaged.

PANIC.

Wait! No! We got this! We are Very Smart Goo(tm). And have Space Powers. This is FINE. We'll... we'll just FIX the instructions! Hand me a hammer! If we smash enough bits together, it'll sort? Of look right? Close ENOUGH? Yeeeeeah. We're GENIUS Goo~

Use THAT!

But where did they GET their ill begotten DNA? Well OBVIOUSLY the place all the OTHER DNA they had was stored, DUH? Keep up, says the Goo with literally no braincells making horrifying choices for an unconscious man. It's Earth.

As in... the planet.

It's not even HIS planet. It's AN Earth. A Planet CALLED "Earth" that dwells in the DC universe, not his, and is covered with ZERO(0) Fentons but plenty of superhumans and aliens. THAT planet.

The Goo grabbed the Very BESTEST Meat Instructions it could FIND! The Goo is also a collective and did not AGREE on what the "Best" WAS. But it's... okay, no, I can't lie to you, it is NOT fine.

But thankfully it IS stable.

Because Ectoplasm may be dumb and indiscriminate as super-bacteria with a flamethrower, but it is a MASTER at the jigsaw of Life. It can reanimate ANYTHING.

Including the now SINGLE MOST CHIMERAD MAN you've ever SEEN. Who is he related too? YES. His left knee is Kryptonian, the fingers on his right hand are Tameranian, his skin tone has shifted to the most ambiguously multi-ethnic tone imaginable (think that future of humanity mock up, where they combine every ethnicity on the premise that inter-racial marriage will becoming increasingly common up to the point where we all just kinda look averaged out thanks to the ease of travel) because it's trying to do all of them at once and none of them are willing to back down, because all of them got the instructions "Be Skin". He might have Slade Wilson's cheek bones and hair.

Danny wakes up and basicly is half Ectoplasmic Goo, half the extended Super Community.

AND CANT GET BACK HOME TO FIX IT.

Because of course this IS fixable. It's just medical shape-shifting. But without HIS template, undamaged. His body is REFUSING to change from what is OBVIOUSLY the CORRECT form. And he keeps getting clocked as "probably related to me".

With the Fenton Luck kicking in? The parts of him people manage to swab and/or get DNA from? Keep MATCHING them. Danny doesn't know WHO is behind this but-! *spots a giggle child with a cat* !!!!!!

You.

Klarion you little SHIT!

So now he's wearing a face that's BARELY his, running from very determined superhumans who want to parent him, trying to steal enough technology to build a portal. AND vowing to kick the witch boy's ASS.

This ISNT FUNNY, KLARION.

His body is Frankenstein's FEVER DREAM! Every time he gets hurt, it tries to "FIX" itself! He lost a chunk of his should back there and HIS ENTIRE BODY CHANGED SKIN TONES. He's pretty sure if he SITS funny, his teeth might fall out and regrow POINTY! He's handing you over to WALKER you horrible little gremlin child!

Just? Take the "Danny is related to X" and "Danny is sick" and turn them uuuuup. Make EVERYBODY concerned except Danny. This is just another fucked up adventure in a long string of fucked up adventures. Give him his DNA back. If he has to suffer the Fenton Luck then he should AT LEAST get to keep the Fenton "built like a tank"!

*gets hit again*

*is GREEN now for some reason* The fuck?

Garfield, aka Beast Boy: I HAVE A CLONE SON!?

Danny: Zone DAMN IT not another one!

@ailithnight @hdgnj @nerdpoe @the-witchhunter

[satoshy12]

Ghost King wants a Mate

Danny tried to find ways to not get crowned as the Ghost King. Sam told him about summoning a creature for a deal or something similar; maybe they would know something.

The trio somehow summoned Klarion, and as he asked them what they wanted, Klarion doesn't allow himself to be summoned often, but the meeting in the Light was super boring.

Sam and Tucker wait for Danny to talk about his Ghost King problem and see if he can make sure he doesn't get crowned.

But all those plans changed when Danny saw Klarion. "How to make you my Queen!"

Klarion was more amused than he should be; he let himself be summoned, and this was the question he got?

He laughed and told him to be strong enough to capture him fully, and then he broke the summoing circle and was gone.

Sam and Tucker glared at Danny.

Danny had a plan: he would try to make Klarion his mate.

Danny left for the Ghost Zone to become the new King the next day, and Clockwork just shook his head.

After a few weeks, as Klarion was fighting the young Justice kids, Danny came out of nowhere as the Ghost King. And then pulled a Hades on Klarion as he kidnapped him. Klarion laughed as he noticed that the light and the JL looked shocked, but let it happen; this will bring Chaos.

On the other side, he saw King Hades and Queen Persephone.

Danny:" Your plan actually worked, Lord Hades."

Hades smiled: See, I told you it works. You've got a good companion. Young King."

Persephone looked at both and said, "While you two talk, I will talk with Klarion about the future duties he would do if you married."

JL and the Light broke into the castle and saw King Danny with his married mate, Klarion.

Klarion had joy on his face as he saw their shocked faces, and Teekl loves it here too.

[anonymous-existences]

Chapter 17 : Starry Dreams

Wholesome Chapter before tommorow and I write a longer one for you pookies <33

[𝙽𝚘𝚌𝚝𝚞𝚛𝚗'𝚜 𝙳𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖𝚜, 𝙰𝚜𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚕 𝙳𝚘𝚖𝚊𝚒𝚗(𝚂𝚙𝚎𝚌𝚒𝚊𝚕𝚒𝚣𝚎𝚍 𝙳𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝙳𝚊𝚗𝚗𝚢)]

"ℍ𝕖𝕝𝕝𝕠 𝕋𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕖 𝔻𝕖𝕒𝕣 ℙ𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕥𝕠𝕞... 𝕄𝕪 𝕤𝕨𝕖𝕖𝕥 𝕝𝕚𝕥𝕥𝕝𝕖 ℙ𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕥𝕠𝕞..." Nocturn mutters softly as he descended from the makeshift planets of the dream He has placed Danny in. "Nocturn!" Danny cries out for him and ran to hug the Man In relief, "𝕀 ℍ𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕕 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕔𝕒𝕟 𝕙𝕖𝕒𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕠𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕤𝕡𝕖𝕒𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕠𝕦𝕥𝕤𝕚𝕕𝕖 𝕝𝕚𝕥𝕥𝕝𝕖 ℙ𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕥𝕠𝕞... 𝕎𝕚𝕝𝕝 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕔𝕙𝕠𝕠𝕤𝕖?" Nocturn asks Curiously with a soft smile as Danny tilts his head with a bemused expression Plastered on his delicate face.

Oh the newer scars that cover his body.. How dare they hurt his little Prince of the Stars... The chosen child of the Astral Gods... Such vile humans, atleast now Fright Knight has them under the Nightmare Realms. Nocturn smiles softly as he Carreses Danny's Cheek softly as Danny continues to embrace his beloved Grandfather. "You're extra sparkly today Grampa." Danny mutters and Nocturn could feel his core quench in happiness as his Dear Phantom has finally called him Grampa. HAH. TAKE THAT CLOCKWORK!! IM THE FAVORITE GRANDPA NOW!!

Nocturn took a deep breathe and nodded. "𝕀'𝕧𝕖 𝔻𝕖𝕔𝕠𝕣𝕒𝕥𝕖𝕕 𝕞𝕪𝕤𝕖𝕝𝕗 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕙 𝕞𝕠𝕣𝕖 𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕣𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕞𝕪 𝕝𝕚𝕥𝕥𝕝𝕖 ℙ𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕥𝕠𝕞... 𝕀 𝕜𝕟𝕠𝕨 𝕙𝕠𝕨 𝕞𝕦𝕔𝕙 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕝𝕠𝕧𝕖 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕔𝕠𝕤𝕞𝕚𝕔 𝕖𝕟𝕕𝕝𝕖𝕤𝕤 𝕘𝕒𝕝𝕒𝕩𝕚𝕖𝕤." Nocturn says endearingly with an ever so gentle and softer tone, Oh how much he treasured this little Prince... One day once he gains back his full power once again he will torture anyone who dares hurt his dear Phantom... Maybe not everyone so no One fears his Dearest Prince. So may they endear him to their hearts and treasure him as much as he, Dante and many more treasure the prince and Princess.

Klarion will be pleased to hear his little 'cousin' of chaos and destruction Ellie is still being a little demon... Nocturn sighs as he continued to listen to Danny's Day as he listened to Bruce talk to him in his sleep. Damian occasionally visiting and telling him about his day and even introducing Alfred the Cat. Dick being one moment a ray of sunshine then a serious person when his vigilantism comes calling. Stephanie was a new one, she talked about Tim and Tim always Bickered with Her and He could hear Cass giggling at the two bickering. Then there's Barbara Gordon... She sounds like Jazz... It makes his core purr. Duke is also someone new. Duke talks about his day, and talk about school and his crush.

Then there's the occasional Tim Drake being alone with the kid. Everytime he visits he sounded in pain. He talks about how he's watched what's happened to Danny. Danny wants to console him because tim says he's blaming himself for not finding him sooner. They had to wait 2 weeks to find Danny and it pained The Poor Boy. Sometimes Damian too sounds just like tim. They're both blaming themselves for something they couldn't control. Oh these poor boys... Danny wishes he could wake up then and there to console them the way Jazz would have done.

Then there's Bruce... Who Danny likes to call dad now as he occasionally in the month of Danny being asleep sometimes accidentally calls Danny Son, which made Danny laugh. He talks about his family. He barely talks about himself... Then sometimes there's Alfred... He's the butler. Everytime he came around Danny the butler talked about Dad— no... Bruce's Childhood, Saying how much my eyes resemble Miss Martha or Bruce's Mother. He also promised that once He wakes up he will give Danny a jar of cookies he has made and been saving up for Danny. Cass doesn't talk much... But frostbite translates for her, she talks about how much she wishes he'd wake up sooner so they can play. She sounds sweet... Her giggles are sweet too. Jason would come sometimes. He was nice. He loves Dante and Dante loves him, He can't help but smile at the thought of the day they once marry.

Maybe Danny can be the flower Boy or the Best Man, Dante would decide that! Danny wants to watch Dante Marry Jason atleast! He wants to See Dante happy and no longer burdened by the fear of losing Danny or Ellie or any of the Fraid bonds they have created. One day they'll stop running... Maybe they already did...

Frostbite always says to stay safe in my dreams. Maybe he knows he can hear them.. that's relieving. he wants to wake up too. He wants to wake up now as well. His core felt more energized than before! Surely he can wake up now.

He wants to wake up.

Wake up...

"𝕋𝕖𝕝𝕝 𝕞𝕖 𝕄𝕪 𝔻𝕖𝕒𝕣 𝕃𝕚𝕥𝕥𝕝𝕖 ℙ𝕣𝕚𝕟𝕔𝕖 ℙ𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕥𝕠𝕞... 𝕎𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕕𝕠 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕨𝕒𝕟𝕥 𝕥𝕠 𝕕𝕠 𝕟𝕠𝕨?" He hears nocturn ask and he felt himself blink as he stared up at his Grandfather... And Danny Spoke up.

"I..."

"ꀤ ꅏꍏꈤ꓄ ꓄ꂦ ꅏꍏꀘꍟ ꀎꉣ."

Danny widens his eyes and gasping for air as he finally managed to move his body and Wake up. "D-Danny!" Bruce was beside him mid sentence about how Damian was very well behaved today for Danny, Dante was also there and He immediately called frostbite who soon emerges from a Portal. "Oh Great One. Calm down..." He puts his giant paw on Danny's Chest as Danny Stabilizes his breathing and nodding with Frostbite speaking to Calm him back down. "Are you alright danny?" Bruce asks, his heart aching in worry and Danny just laughs and smiles whilst nodding.

"Nocturn .. was there to console me" Danny says with a soft tone, his voice felt ethereal at best. "Calm down with the god Stuff Boy." Dante states and Danny laughs even more and took a deep breathe, his hair that felt as though they were floating just a few seconds ago fell back into their normal place, the other kids was running down Damian And Tim especially. Damian Crashed and Tackled the door Open. "oh fucking god you okay Dami?" Tim asks unexpectedly and Damian nods. Danny laughs at them and almost falls off the Bed but Bruce caught him before he does and sighed in relief. Danny kicked his legs happily and Hugged Bruce.

"You're my Dad Now!" He says happily whilst giggling and Bruce swore his heart skipped a beat, did the kid hear everything they said? Oh my... He must've been waiting to wake himself up... Bruce pats Danny's head and hugs him back. "I guess that's your approval Bruce." Dante chuckled and stood up, Jason hugging Dante's arm but Dante wrapping both of his muscular arms around Jason and Pulling him closer instead. They both looked happy and relieved that Danny is finally awake and as soon as he did he chose Bruce immediately. Jason finally understands Bruce just a little bit more.... Probably because of The Forced Therapy with one of Dan's Friends, Valerie— damn she's brutal.

Anyways that's not the point right now, the point is that Danny has chosen his new Fraid Family... And somehow that brought all of them together as an actual family. Dante ruffles Danny's hair and pressed their foreheads together. "You did amazing Danny... Hopefully Nocturn listened to all your worries and woes and gave you a peaceful clear mind." Dante smiled and Danny nodded profusely. "Nocturn was nice! Always is! He's my favorite grandpa!" Danny laughs and slowly gets off the bed with Frostbite's Help. "Oh Clockwork is so gonna cry to that...." Dante laughed menacingly. Scheming Hot Man of His. Jason loves this man so much.

Please let this Happiness in their life continue... Please don't cause these poor Phantoms of his more Pain.

𝑪𝒍𝒐𝒄𝒌𝒘𝒐𝒓𝒌 𝑰 𝒘𝒊𝒍𝒍 𝒑𝒆𝒓𝒔𝒐𝒏𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒚... 𝑺𝒎𝒂𝒔𝒉 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒅 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒎𝒚 𝑭𝒆𝒏𝒕𝒐𝒏 𝑪𝒓𝒆𝒆𝒑𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒄𝒌...

"Oh please Dear Jasmine... Many things are to come in the future. I didn't say the method would be peaceful..!" Clockwork chuckled as he recovered from his pain of being called the second Favorite Grandfather.

�� 𝒘𝒊𝒍𝒍 𝒅𝒓𝒂𝒈 𝒎𝒚 𝒃𝒂𝒕 𝒂𝒄𝒓𝒐𝒔𝒔 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒇𝒂𝒄𝒆... 𝑰 𝒘𝒊𝒔𝒉 𝑰 𝒄𝒐𝒖𝒍𝒅 𝒃𝒖𝒕 𝒓𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕 𝒏𝒐𝒘 𝑰 𝒄𝒂𝒏𝒏𝒐𝒕 .. 𝒚𝒐𝒖'𝒓𝒆 𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒍𝒍 𝒂 𝒃𝒂𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒓𝒅 𝒏𝒐𝒏𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒍𝒆𝒔𝒔... 𝑰 𝒂𝒘𝒂𝒊𝒕 𝒎𝒚 𝒓𝒆𝒃𝒊𝒓𝒕𝒉.... 𝑺𝒐 𝑰 𝒄𝒂𝒏 𝑷𝒓𝒐𝒕𝒆𝒄𝒕 𝑫𝒂𝒏𝒏𝒚 𝒇𝒖𝒓𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓 𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒘𝒂𝒚 𝒐𝒓 𝒂𝒏𝒐𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓.

Clockwork nods and chuckled amusingly, "You Will soon Jasmine~... Soon enough! Time is Patience and Patience is Time! May the River's water grow shallow and reveal it's hidden secrets but before that we must wait! For waiting is better than forcing." Clockwork smirked Cheekily.

Jazz hated that Smile.

[jadedwolf18-blog]

Add Dan to the mix(either already reformed, de-aged, on parole or some combination)… so five kids+ Danny’s two best friends + Klarion (up to anyone who he became friends with and how) who becomes a semi-permanent resident = 8 kids in the House of Mystery + any other friends/batkids/ other hero friends who show up to hang out.

Constantine has a new understanding and respect for Batman. He doesn’t know how he manages to wrangle all the batkids and stop them from causing chaos ( Batman doesn’t. Alfred keeps them in line and sometimes only barely. The batkids are also very good at concealing the amount of chaos they cause… Looking at you Mr ‘I blew up a LoA base, lost my spleen and managed to keep all that from the other Bats’ Tim ‘Red Robin’ Drake-Wayne)

Constantine: *Hears chewing sounds turns to the source* Danny… what ya eatin’ kid?

Danny:*chews faster*

Constantine: *panics* Bloody hell… Come on kid I’ll take you to Frost- Dan! Put down that bottle! Drop it! Dan:*Downs the whole bottle while looking him dead in the eye, grin wide* Constantine: That was my good whiskey…

Dani/Elle: *giggling in the corner*

Constantine: *side eying her while trying to keep the other two in his sights* Elle… what ya got there?

Dani/Elle: *freezes and slowly turns her head to look at him* NooOoothiiiIiinggg… *smile innocently while hiding a suspiciously familiar pocket flower and scraps of purple and green fabric behind her back*

Constantine:*scans over her just as a hand buzzer falls to the floor* Is that the- Billy where have you been? And why is Klarion here?!

Billy:*just popped in from the store, hides the bag of ‘banned’ foods ‘due to how they make ya kids even more chaotic’*

Klarion: *bends over laughing after surveying the room*

Jazz: *walks past while checking her purse*

Constantine: And where are you going?

Jazz: Hmm? Oh! I have a date, I’ll be in Gotham for the evening, I’m hoping we have a good night but anything could happen in Gotham. The last time we went on a date it was crashed by the Joker. *bike reves outside* Oh, he’s here! Don’t wait up, if we get stuck in a rogue attack we’ll have to stay to give a report. Be good for Constantine everyone! Bye!

Constantine: Date! A date with who? And what do yo mean you might not come back tonight!

Danny: *swallows* Dont worry, we already approved of the guy.

Constantine: *Date+Gotham+Bike+what he knows of Jazz’s past Romantic interests= Red Hood* *looks around the room once more… starts crying in the corner*

I have an offering for you: the bones . the bones for kuzco. the bones chosen especially to support kuzco. kuzco's bones

The Justice league finds out about the new high king of the infinite realms when he walks into a UN peace conference to discuss that the US has preemptively declared war on his people with the signing of the anti-ecto acts and how he would very much like to avoid war with other UN members.

[kuzco’s bones added to inventory] fuck yeah.

Okokok so my main thought is not only is the Justice League freaking out, but the Green Lanterns are as well. An entire dimension worth of beings warning that an entire planet accidentally threatened war upon them? Yeah that’s very much so within their jurisdiction.

The League is freaking out and are afraid that this leader of this dimension may be extremely hostile but when they arrange a meeting, they find out that its just a teenager. From what Constantine informed the League, looks can be deceiving for Ghosts. Their bodies wont change but they may be centuries old and still look like a child.

First impression: The King does his best to be formal and stern but the second the meeting but Batman could easily see that this was simply practiced high class etiquette in place. They discuss the repeal of the antiecto acts and the further actions that would be needed to prevent something like this from happening again. The King seems to be relatively new at this but is fairing well and learnt much in his very recent acquisition of the throne.

Second impression: The second the scheduled meeting was over the King’s mannerisms did a full 180. From a stoic King to a very unsure teen. After cautiously and shyly asking a few questions to Superman and Martian Manhunter about their planets and history, the boys mannerisms fully flipped. He was now just a very excited kid who was excited in learning about space.

Discussions went back and forth for many hours. The boy threw bits and pieces of information about forcefully acquiring the throne and the stress it caused him into his conversations without even recognizing it. Did… did the boy briefly mention his family trying to dissect him?!

Ok yeah. The League had only known this all powerful teen for no more than 8 hours but they would already fight the armies of Darkseid for him.

[thebubblesareevil]

Phantom?

I wanna say this would take place towards the end of season1 young justice

Klarion had been up to his old habits again but this time he was summoning and binding ghosts to his will causing a whole new brand of chaos. the league is getting desperate calling every magic user they have at their disposal to figure out how they can combat the ghosts. While each of them have their own methods they are usually up agains shades rather than fully formed ectoplasmic ghosts. Both the justice league and the young justice team have met to discuss their next move. They all keep trying to come up with solution when then are interrupted by a young girl that appeared from thin air asking if they needed help everyone is immediately on guard prepared to attack

The girl (ghost?) backs up with her hands up and exclaims Woah woah chillax everyone I’m here to help! Batman immediately jumps in demanding she identify herself she says that’s fair the names phantom. Zatanna looks surprised and says that can’t be true Batman says a simple explain and Zatanna tells everyone about how phantom is a ghost who fought off other ghosts hundreds of years ago but to her knowledge phantom is a myth and well male

“Phantom” immediately gets offended im not a myth im dead there’s a difference and so what if I decided to be a girl this century that’s very sexist of you I mean really

Zatanna tries to apologize but “phantom” just says whatever I don’t care whether you believe me or not I’m here to help. Klarion is messing with my friends and that is not okay. She immediately starts explaining her plan and The rest of the league joins in

In the end they decide to use “phantom”as their secret weapon and she travels with Zatanna Conner Kaldur and Robin. When they get to Klarions base they get in position and wait for the signal but Phantom gets bored and start talking to the others asking about what it’s like being on a team and what each of their powers are she gets excited to hear about Kaldur being Atlantean and what that’s like before moving on to Conner asking what it was like being Superman’s son Conner immediately gets defensive and states I’m not his son I’m his clone. Phantom freezes and seems like she has a million and one questions but moves on to Zatanna just as they get the signal to attack.

The fight was hard but phantom managed to pull through and they were able to stop Klarion and free the ghosts. When it was all said and done everyone was injured in one way or another they had all gotten back to base to report their mission success to the league and were talking when a voice comes from behind “phantom” having fun? She turns around quickly and immediately tackles a tired looking teen to the ground yelling DAD what are you doing here you’re supposed to be sleeping. Everyone is confused after all how could an ancient ghost have a dad? He managed to sit up and replied that he’s so glad she brought that up because last he checked he was about to go fight Klarion the witch boy when the next thing he knew he was asleep In his room in his lair. Phantom? rubbed her neck and said sorry about that but you’ve been working so hard lately cw and her thought he needed a break.

Wally chimes in “what’s happening here?” And the teen says oh right nice to meet you guys I’m phantom. And this is my daughter Specter. Reaction is immediate and they start to get mad at her for lying to them and how she put the whole team at risk, they went in there thinking she was centuries old and she was a child. Kaldur jumps in to defend her and says that her help was invaluable, Danny thanks Kaldur and states that he’s not that much older than her and she is just as capable as he is at beating back klarion.

Things calm down and it’s Wally who asks how exactly Spector is his daughter.

They look at each other and laugh before Danny explains that he took her in as his ghost daughter but she was actually a clone made by his arch nemesis created to replace him. You could hear a pin drop even without super hearing before the team all slowly looks back and forth between conner Spector superman and phantom.

Danny and Elle just look at each other and say what did we say?

Honestly I forgot about this but please enjoy this vomit that has spewed from my brain :)

[crapsherlock]

Also, can we talk about how powerful and ruthless klarion is?

He created a world without grownups

He made project rutabega

He enchanted the alien tech for mind control

When the team was in the watchtower, he was controling with multiple people at once, with ease

That is something physically impossible for a human to do, they can do one task then the next then the former really fast, but they can't do them at the same time

When the team cured the league, Vandal forbade klarion from going after them because he might destroy the watchtower and kill many members of the league

He razed and slaughtered the entire homomagician village, laughing his heart out on their dead bodies

Also DIDNT HE SINGLEHANDEDLY SINK THE ENTIRE FUCKING CONTINENT OF ATLANTIS!?

He summoned the starro alien that controled Murduk's babylonian army

He watched with sadistic glee, a wide insane smile on his face as he saw the resulting carnage, im sure the smile only widened as he saw Nabu murdered in cold blood

He was actively trying to murder zatanna and her sentinals by strangleing, they only survived because of childs influence

Also the latest incident at the tower of fate, he was beating their asses, the only reason they didnt die of humiliation, (or anything else) was because Zatanna forced him to honor his debt

Most of that time, he used his power to make weapons, to humiliate them. Saying anything they could do, he could do better. Also, in the case of nightwing, he danced around him, barely using his own powers against him. Klarion got him down, and he stayed down.

Also in the beginning, tigress was remarking that they didn't know if he was gonna turn them inside out. She was probably only half joking

Im not sure how this works, but he was a chaos ruby after child killed teekle, that should have immidietly sent him hurtleing back to the cosmic balance. But it didnt, and he was able to turn around and stay on earth, im sure that must have taken a lot of effort

Come to think of it...

Why can the justice league beat klarion?

The only few things i can think of are..

Teekle is comprimised,(or killed)

Forced into fates tower

A summoning

A debt needing to be repaid

Or he was forced into one place and people kept hitting as hard as they could and kept on hitting until his shield failed, but i dont think that one counts, he wasnt at full capacity, he couldnt remove protection from the gem

Honestly, if none of this happened, he could kill everyone he could want, as long as the justice league and doctor fate dont attack at the same time.

Today is a good day for Klarion!

[tadpole-san]

Hi again! I’m the user that recently asked abt Klarion lol. Could I request a Klarion x Reader (one shot or head canon is cool I’m not picky) where they have an established relationship and live together? Klarion, despite being a Lord of Chaos, wouldn’t dare hurt his s/o, but does enjoy pranking them. I was thinking he could do a small prank for this one, like moving one of his s/o’s things inch by inch until it ends up in a different room or something? :)

pairing: klarion x reader, pre-established relationship

a/n: I’m so sorry this took like,,, a longass time anon! I deadass had this drafts sitting as an open tab on my Docs for a longass time between school and everything else because i am, unfortunately, a second semester highschool junior :(

This is my first time doing headcanons on this blog, i hope you like it! I also took this ask as an excuse to rebinge all three seasons of yj for klarion content. ANYWAYS, enjoy this combination of general living with Klarion hcs and what happens when he pranks you

Have you seen the guy’s hair? He both looks and acts like a devil - the mischievous fun kind, not the kind that’ll try to eat your soul (but when you poke fun at him for his “horns” he does throw a bit of a tantrum and threaten to do that. Since he’s the Lord of Chaos and all) and living with him is guaranteed to be like living with the kind of imp trickster you’d read about in a story book

And with his magic? Definitely uses them like he’s an imp - one of his favorite pastimes has been to use them to play little tricks on you. They’re still harmless, and the worst they’ve done is inconvenience you, like whenever you’d have an outfit planned out for whatever you have going on during the day and he uses his magic to change all the colors into something wildly inappropriate for whatever it is you have planned

You don’t ever get really mad at him, but you will roll your eyes and sometimes be a little annoyed depending on how far he goes, and to get back at him you’ll usually hog Teekl and take him to your room while you lock Klarion out (even though he can technically use his magic to get into the room anyways) and pretend to ignore Klarion while he whines about being totally neglected outside

This doesn’t usually last that long because you tend to cave in and let him in with you and Teekl

He’ll then proceed to drape himself all over you - not unlike a cat - and get into some sort of one-sided argument with Teekl about stealing your attention from him. You always end up having to pull Teekl away from him when he lunges at the cat (“Babe, you need Teekl if you wanna stay in this dimension” “He’s pure evil!” “And we can unpack your feeling about this some other day when you’re less inclined to throttle the cat-”)

He talks in his sleep- a lot. His chaos-addled mind already has him saying stuff like “holy carp” and “see ya later, armadillos” and things get even weirder when he’s asleep. The result? You’ve subsequently picked up these sayings for yourself and you mutter them around… a lot. Your coworkers have given you weird looks, but they’ve taken it for the equivalent of Robin’s “holy ____ Batman”, and at this point, it’s better than explaining that no, you’re not from Gotham, and your boyfriend is actually technically the supervillain Lord of Chaos from a different dimension

“I guess I’m from Gotham” is also a pretty good explanation as to why you’d show up to work in a hot pink shirt and neon green pants. At this point, this particular prank of Klarion’s with his magic and your clothes is one of the regular almost-daily ones

The more you had to show up to work looking like - well, a literal clown - a lot of the days, the more irked you got about it; but the more often it happened was the more you saw Klarion actually brighten up and laugh when you had to go to work instead of generally sulk the way he would when you had to leave for hours on end. So that made it pretty worth it to start getting an extra pair of normal clothes ready in your car

Another one of his favorite pranks to play is to mass-duplicate random things in your apartment - like you’ll open your closet, expect to see a neon rainbow from your old clothes greeting you, and instead dozens of clothes racks will just tumble out

The first time it happened, you think your brain literally short-circuited, and Klarion found you staring at the pile at your feet

“Babe - I don’t really know what to do with this - thank you?”

That definitely wasn’t the reaction he was expecting, but he gets smug about it anyways - “you should be grateful that a Lord of Chaos such as myself would do this for you!” - and then he takes it as a sign to do it at random intervals

He’ll do it with literally anything, but he does know to definitely avoid the kitchen after you open the cupboard and a dozen identical bowls nearly fell on your head

Hearing your subsequent shriek and onslaught of swearing is what alerts Klarion to your impending dilemma, and right at the last second he’s able to freeze them in midair and save you from an inevitable concussion (and probably worse)

Lesson learned the hard way: kitchen is off limits, along with anything above eye-level

He won’t admit it, but the incident freaks him out enough that he literally hovers around you for the next few days, in midair, and when you’re at work, Teekl will “magically” show up in your office

The pranks even stop completely for the next few days - he’s definitely spooked, even if he’ll never admit it out loud, and he plays it off as throwing a tantrum that the prank didn’t work the way he wanted it to

But it’s easy for you to see past his somewhat “childish” front. You also know well enough that if you confront him on it it’ll lead to a cycle of denial, more tantrums, and finally, denial

And you love him, and you don’t like seeing him worry in his own way (hell, it’s even affecting the things he says at night) so it’s more than easy for you to cave in after a few days

“Damn, I could really use dozens of the same exact clothes hanger to completely overrun my closet. It’s a real shame I don’t know any magic to do it, huh?”

Is it the easiest trick in the book? Yes. Does it work? Absolutely. And it brings a smile back to his face, even if it’s at the expense of your poor sanity at times - but that’s still part of what comes from living with him, and you honestly wouldn’t trade it for anything else

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@cipheress-to-k-pop

[oneirataxxiaa]

Request : Hi!! So I guess I’m doing this lol (happy birthday btw) I have long light brown hair I wear down most of the time and I’m a midget at 5’1 (step stool life) I enjoy drawing to the point that I draw for hours and hours on end, I never sleep, And I am lowkey emotional and I really like stuffed animals (I have a cult of them as I type) I’d like to be shipped with YJ Klarion please. Thank you so much and I hope your day is great!! ❤️❤️❤️

One klarion drabble coming up! , uh , excuse the Riley cameo. also I've never written for Klarion, so I sincerely hope this isn't OOC.

The base was empty, which usually happened when Onslaught was out causing trouble. You didn't mind waiting patiently for their return however, it gave you that little bit of free time you loved. A cup of pomegranate tea was steaming on the bench in front of you as you slowly spun around in the bar stool, a book in your hand. It was peaceful, sipping your tea occasionally, flipping pages as you finished them. Relaxing.

Bootfalls is what broke the paradisial silence, glancing up, you could see Barbarian glancing into the room, even from this distance you could see she was a good 6 or 7 inches taller then you. The black ink over her eyes obscured her identity.

"you seen Ice boy, kid?" she asked. You shook your head, prompting her to turn and leave. Strange. You returned to your reading, only to be interrupted when a little plush Pink Panther appeared in a familiar black cloud on the bench. You dropped the book and grinned, picking the plush creature up and holding it close for a second.

"I hope you like it, found it while I was out causing chaos today, thought of you immediately darling" your smile widened and was accompanied by a blush when Klarion appeared behind you. Something you'd grown used too.

"aw, you were thinking of me? do you like me?" the teasing tone made Klarion laugh.

"you jest, Dear Y/n, I am always thinking of you" The boy stood beside you as you slowly continued your spin on your chair. "I hope you were not bored while I was out?"

"Nope, I've been reading this new book and-" the no, seemed to make him pout a little, "but of course I missed your Klair! the base is no fun without you!"

"that's what I like to hear" he grinned that grin you love so much and leaned over.

"what are you reading anyways?"

[evilminji]

*slams the door open* I am? Once again a GENIUS!

Give that Witchboy a baby!

Klarion! Lord of Chaos, good looking young man of FABULOUS hairstyles, partner in crime of the MAGNIFICENT Teekle... is? In a bit of a pickle. Tiny bit of a problem. Itty, bitty, theoretically possible touch of a CONCERN, if you will. Might even have done goofed.

See, and he knows this is out of character for him, he THOUGHT? It would be funny? To play a... a LITTLE, tiiiiny, harmless bitty joke on the Lord of Time. Ha ha... funny right? We're all joking around~! H-having a LAUGH?

....please don't unwind me into unexistence! We're too hilarious and gorgeous to die!

You wouldn't kill a kid with a cat, would you!?

And, yeah, maybe he and Teekle start monologing. Dramatically lamenting how Teekles care routine is going to RUINED and they are going to DIE, how no one can take a JOKE, trying to bargin their way out of their impending demise. Etc etc. But?

Then? The Lord Of Time muses that Teekle IS very well cared for? And?

Look, buddy, kill him or don't kill him! You're not gonna get Teekle! Keep your filthy cat molesting hands to yourself! No one touches his baby!

That's apparently the "right answer".

He suddenly has a God Toddler in his other arm, cradled against his chest, right next to Teekle. W-What? The Price(TM) for Sparing His Life(TM) is raising and protecting his... WAIT, WHAT!?

Klarion become a Teen Dad. Teekle become a Cat Parent. Both are baffled and highly alarmed. What has happen to their eternal Hot Chaos Summer!? Fast cars and the country side filled with frogs that are on fire? Milk shakes and rattlesnakes down peoples shirts?

Parenthood?!?! This is going to RUIN ALL THEIR FUN PLANS!

..........or......or IS it? Teekle, hear him out, what if? We take the glow potato? WITH us? It's a baby! They don't do much. Probably good enrichment or something! Yeah! We'll get one of those baby carriers and just? Rain on the Justice Dorks parade, WITH A BABY! That's EXTRA embarrassing for them!

We could have matching outfits!

Nevermind! I saved it! Teekle, we're geniuses. Let's go rob some baby stores! Come on, Jr.! Time to learn Daddy's favorite past time! CHAOS.

@the-witchhunter @hypewinter @dcxdpdabbles @mutable-manifestation @nerdpoe @hdgnj

[multifandomgirl-us]

A Bird’s Fate pt 3

Imagine #1 part 3

Chapter 3:

Y/N POV

Screams echoed through the halls at Gotham Academy. People pushed passed me and someone almost pushed me into the lockers. Everyone was rushing to get out of the school but I was rushing to go to the opposite direction. The direction of the bathroom which would be the only safe place to change without anyone knowing. Finally after navigating my way through the herds of teenagers not that much younger or older than myself, I make it to the empty girl’s restroom.

The helmet soon appears at my command and I quickly put it on so that the chaos can end soon. I see nothing but a spotlight on me for a while and then I see what Dr. Fate is seeing through me. The wall of the restroom has an ankh on it which I walk through and it leads me toward the gym which contains Nightwing, Robin, Zatanna, Aqualad, Miss Martian, Superboy, Kid Flash, Artemis, and none other than the Lord of Chaos himself, Klarion the Witch Boy. The young heroes seem to be losing but at the presence of my light they all get distracted. This distraction gave me enough time to blast Klarion’s cat with a light bolt. That made him angry but I kept going after his cat until he gave up and vanished with his cat.

I lowered back to the ground and looked up to see them looking at me especially Nightwing. But he wasn't just staring, he was walking (more like marching) towards me.

“Who are you and where did you get that helmet?!” he asked almost yelling. I guess they still haven’t figured it out.

“I mean no harm. I come as a friend and the helmet came to me.” I respond.

“What’s your name?” he asked.

“That is confidential,” I reply stoically. He looks at Miss Martian and she nods. She may be a mind reader but even without the helmet my mind is blocked and has been since I could remember.

Nightwing POV

I look to Meghan telling her in my mind to see who this person is.

‘I’m sorry Nightwing but they have a block on their mind. I can’t figure out who it is.’ she says to me through the mind link.

‘It’s alright Meghan,’ I tell her.

Y/N POV

I can tell by the way they are all looking at each other that they have a psychic link going on in their heads due to the martian most likely. They might not realize it but them just looking around and not saying anything aloud has created an awkward silence so I decided to speak up, or rather Dr. Fate does;

“I am needed elsewhere and will be leaving if you do not need me,” I say creating another ankh-shaped portal.

I enter the portal only to come out of it in my room. I look at the clock only to realize that if I don’t hurry, I will be late for the dinner my family is hosting. I quickly say “mutata me” and am changed into a beautiful black and white flower themed outfit. 

I take a look in the mirror and see that I have white colored eyeshadow with winged black eyeliner on as well as light colored lipstick. I head down the stairs to what I call the ballroom but it’s only a large empty room. The only thing in the room is the large chandelier hanging from the ceiling and the lights lining the walls.

When I reach the ballroom, I see that some of the guest have already arrived and one seems to be staring at me. My mother comes over to greet me as soon as she sees me and leads me over to the people that she was conversing with before I arrived. It also happens to be towards the man who was staring at me. That man just happens to be Richard Grayson, the first ward of Bruce Wayne, and the man who picked me up for the Wayne gala. My mother continues her conversation with Bruce Wayne and Richard and I indulge in our own.

“Long time no see, Mr. Grayson,” I say.

“Likewise, Miss Y/L/N,” he replies.”I must say you look beautiful.”

“Why, thank you Mr. Grayson,” I say holding the straightest face I can manage. We both sit in silence for about 5 seconds just staring at each other before we burst out laughing. After the last gala, Richard or “Dick” as he liked to be called, and I became friends and whenever we would see one another we would act formal and see who could keep it the longest.

“I win,” I say smirking.

“I must admit, you have become really good at that,” he compliments.

“I am good at a lot of things, this is just one of them,” I say still smirking. He smirks back at me with a mischievous glint in his eye and I can tell right away what he is thinking based off of the look and the works I just uttered.

“Oh, you know what I meant!” I say before he can make any remarks but that doesn’t stop him.

“Do I? Maybe you should show me,” Dick says with a shit-eating grin still present on his face.

“You would like that, wouldn’t you Grayson?”

“You know I would.”

“Only in your dreams.”

“You’re always in my dreams Y/N/N,” Dick still has the smirk present on his face throughout our banter but it soon drops when he is summoned by Bruce. “I have to go, but I’ll catch up with you later.”

“Alright, see you around Dick,” I watch him walk away and as he gets about halfway to Bruce my attention is directed toward my mother who is calling me over to where she is.

“Honey, we are going to be going soon. Y/father's/N (step-father) has an important meeting tomorrow early in the morning and still has a few things to prepare. It’s up to you if you are coming back with us or not,” my mother informs me.

“I think I will head home with you guys. It’s been a long day and I wish to see my bed right now.

“Alright, let’s get going then.”

[iwritethat]

Zatanna Zatara: Who-Doo

A/N: Thought I should have some variety on here. :)

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Zatanna refused multiple times, even going as far as to looking into dark magic herself - a thing she vowed to be forbidden. If she could do it then there was no need for the team to traverse the spookiest forest known to man for a psychotic dark magician discovered by John Constantine. That was her first warning, John meddled with the most dangerous sorcerers so why was this enchanter any different? She'd met you before on many occasions, considered you a true friend who she loved dearly but after the loss of her father she vanished from your life and didn't want to drag you back into hers - in response you delved deeper into the dark arts, to what extent, she dare not find out.

Regardless of her futile attempts, she had to accompany Nightwing and their team on their mission to assist in hopes of defeating Kalrion, Felix Faust, Wotan and the demonic army that hunted them. Regretfully, she was incapable of handling this by herself due to her inexperience with the blackest of magic and those were 3 of the most powerful sorcerers they'd encountered. With fearful thoughts racing through her mind, they instantly ceased when a gloomy cottage decorated with all kinds of warding fell into her peripheral vision - why they had to arrive in the dead of night she had no idea.

As they approached, the wooden shack door flew open with a hollow bang, talismans clattered and flame torches sparked to life as if welcoming them inside but the supernatural presence only caused them to freeze in place.

"Why so nervous heroes?" A devious laugh followed after the eerie voice that echoed behind them, causing them to turn back to the origin to find nothing but a whisper of wind along the deserted pathway.

"Zatanna what's g-"

"I don't know! I don't know! It's some kind of illusion." They'd never seen Zee so spooked, although they couldn't feel the darkening auras that lingered around the area like she could - something was very wrong with this place.

"It's no illusion, I'm right here Zee. You just didn't look hard enough..." They flicked back to the door instantly, readying a defence stance contrasting to your more laid back one as you leaned against your doorframe.

.

It was peculiar, they never seen anything quite like you. Your skin was decorated in elegant designs whether painted or tattooed they were unsure, your feet were bare but your ankles were laced with string, shells, bone and other fragments hanging off them that jingled as you walked much like those on your wrists. You were adorned with golden bangles, hair littered with braidings and feathers with your loose belt holding pouches and jars, a golden animal skull decoration handing from it. You were beautiful though many would deem your attire mystical like that of a voodoo god/goddess and the hissing Death Adder entangled around your arm certainly didn't help to put the team at ease. Zatanna had forgotten how beautiful you were, clearly the bayou had rubbed off on you but the difference from her memories of you still left her speechless. Although if you were to return to the city then you’d probably revert to your usual clothing.

"Are you coming in or not, Umbra doesn't bite... much. I can whip up some tea if you'd like since you need some demons taking care off and it's been a while Zatanna I hope you're alright." And your voice was like music to her ears, she'd truly missed you and began to regret the way she left things but still believed that your safety was more important than her feelings.

"We are not walking in there until we know we can trust you." Zatanna commented, stepping forward protectively as you raised a brow and clicked your fingers with a degree of flair - before they could even register what was happening, their surroundings morphed to that of a grand contrasting interior, artefacts littered the elegant shelves, presumably ingredients filled the delicate cupboards and it definitely wasn't the haunted forest they were in moments ago.

"Aha, no need to walk in Zatanna Zatara, and you are going to have to take the fact that you are all still breathing as your 'trust'." Your tone was cold yet kind, your abilities leaving the Team awestruck.

With a calm demeanour you offered them tea as they grew comfortable enough to confide their situation to you so you could potentially lend you assistance. However, chaos levelled the grounds outside of your illusive cottage, you felt the vibrations on the tips of your toes causing you to glare at your door.

.

Upon exiting behind you, the Team relished in the fallen demons littering the grounds with shadowy dust dispersing from their bodies no doubt assuring you of their demise.

"How did you -"

"It wasn't me." You stated rather proudly.

"TEAM GUARDS UP!" You heard Nightwing's bellowing voice, the curiously large 'log' he was inspecting suddenly moving smoothly through the undergrowth with piercing crimson slits causing them each to go on the offensive - however when your hand shot up to disarm them, weapons instantly locked to the ground like it was some form of magnet, they had no choice but to watch in horror. The beast brought its head down to your level, the snake massively oversized compared to any reptile that currently roamed the earth and it's scaly forehead gently met yours with your hands reaching up to greet it.

"Ah, thank you my darling. You did wonderfully."

"That's... a Titan boa..." Zatanna remained awestruck like the rest of her comrades, the sight alone enough to strike fear into even allies.

"Impossible, they went extinct millions of years ago!" Nightwing added, marvelling at the creature.

"You're both correct, but it's amazing what a little voodoo and some fossils can conjure. He's a loyal friend, he won't hurt you. Although more are on their way, are you ready to go?" You released their weapons, heading off toward the dangerous auras.

Zatanna appeared in front of you, hands on your forearms with a sense of urgency. "You're not coming!"

"Excuse me?" To say you were surprised would be an understatement, especially after your previous display.

"You’ve changed so much (Y/n) and your magic, it's forbidden! It could kill us, for all we know you could be working with Klarion."

"Voodoo is dangerous yes, but as is all sorcery - it depends on who uses it! If I was working with Klarion do you really think you'd be alive right now? No. Do you think Demons would be invading my territory? No. So I'm sorry I do not reach your incredulous standards and that I make you feel 'funny' Zatanna but you'll finally have to accept it." You brushed her off, walking around the worried magician

"How- How did you know that..." She became flustered, skin flaring a beautiful shade of pink.

"Oh come on Zee, I'm good at magic but it's not that hard to read a person." You halted, turning back to answer her, still frustrated with that lack of compassion you were receiving from her despite your proven efforts.

"Then... you're not very good at it..." It was an embarrassed whisper, yet you’d caught it.

"How so?" You looked back incredulously eyes shrouded in a brief golden glow.

However before you could extract an answer, the 3 demonic sorcerers made a chaotic entrance which only left you to sigh with your Titan Boa as well as your fellow comrades prepared for battle.

.

As predicted, your abilities were dangerous - exactly as Constantine had recommended and with assistance, you had all collaboratively sent the demons back to their realms, bound them into submission or reduced them to ashes. Although, not without cost, it was a thoughtless act but you'd seen Zatanna's fatal demise and without hesitation had stepped to her aid leaving you with a ravenous dagger imbedded in your skin. With a twist of your wrist, your magic decapitated the demon at close range and left you collapsing to the ground with a hiss.

"(Y/n)! No no, please no!" You heard the devastation her voice, the woman immediately embraced you, her hand gently grasping the handle of the knife over your own with a worried expression.

"Don't! Not yet! Geez Zatara, are you mad?!"

"I - I'm sorry, you can’t die - this is exactly why I didn’t want you involved! I can heal you if you'll let me!" She tried again, enchantment slipping from her lips.

"Oh what you trust me now? Stopped feeling 'funny'." You rolled your eyes, silencing Zatanna and removing her hands from yours.

"It's not what you think, I may not have expressed it as I should've. I didn't want you to get hurt, I value you more than that but anyone who gets close I lose, just like my father and I can't lose you (Y/n)..." Her tone was quiet, she understood what she did was miscalculated though her intentions were pure.

"Aw, knew you cared." You joked, smirk on your lips.

"This isn't a joke, if it were different, I would've asked you to dinner... We'd make one hell of a team... but obviously I couldn’t do that, it’d mean putting you in danger, and yet after we grew apart you still put your life on the line to save me. (Y/n) I wouldn’t be able to cope with your loss." You hadn’t explicitly noticed her tears, the way she took every detail to memory in case it was the last time she saw you and it made your heart melt.

"Dinner then, Friday night? I know this nice place down in Metropolis, that way you won’t have to lose me." Your smile was now genuine, pulling the dagger from you heart - to her surprise only the handle remained, the blade nonexistent besides the evidence of decay.

"You - how?" Her tears continue to fall, although her cries ceased, overcome with sheer happiness at your improved well being.

"Basic spell really, decomposed the dagger as it reached my skin but not fast enough, still got a little cut. But I can protect myself Zatana, don't worry about that - hopefully you know I won't leave you, as much as I can help it love." Half way through your explanation, she’d embraced you whole heartedly, pulling back with a beautiful relived smile on her features, her fingers intertwining with your own as you both basked in the content of the other’s company.

“Love? You’ve spent too long with Constantine.”

“So... that’s a yes to dinner?”

“Yes, although I should’ve asked a long time ago.” Zatanna laughed, the two of you walking back to your home so lost in conversation that you were oblivious to awestruck expressions left on your comrades regarding the events of the last minute - none of it making sense to them. Surviving a dagger to the heart? Ancient languages? Date plans?

Maybe you and Zatanna were meant for each other after all.

[stealingyourbones]

DPXDC Prompt Masterlist #101-150

101. Champions of the Realms

102. Slithering in and out of Death's Door

103. Falling for You (Please Oh God Catch me the Ground is Approaching Rapidly)

104. Stay for The Night

105. Amity Residents are Strange

106. Clinically Not Insane (I Promise)

107. John Constantine and the Taunting of his Grand Oracle

108. Breaking and Entry

109. Birds Cannot See Your Giant Glass T

110. Blending Into The Shadows

111. Up to the Atmosphere, Up Where the Air is Clear

112. My Inner Voice Isn't My Own

113. What Happens when a 1/2 Kryptonian 1/2 Human becomes 1/2 Ghost?

114. Captured After Entry, Saved By Dumbasses

115. Up for Adoption

116. Last Survivor of His Home Planet (Where Have I Seen This Before?)

117. Putting Two and Two Together (This Time Without Photographs)

118. Danny Looks Exactly Like Clark Kent (One of my fav prompts)

119. Thermoregulation

120. Older Brother to the Dark Knight

121. Who?

122. Looney Tunes Physics

123. Sisyphusian Escape

124. I See You as a Father Figure

125. A Parent-Child Connection is Stronger Than you Think

126. Child of the Amazons

127. Duplication of Someone Half Dead

128. Project Ep

129. Safe to Consume... You Sure About That?

130. Tech Guy meets Tech Guy

131. Fighting for a Better Earth

132. Please for the Love of God, Stop Feeding your Cats Vegetarian Diets

133. Danny Phantom: Lord of Order

134. Klarion: Lord of Chaos (Pt. 2 to 133)

135. A Meal for your Troubles

136. Alfred Always Looks The Same

137. And so We Meet Again

138. 10 Year High School Reunion

139. No Laughing Matter

140. Writers cares for the Readers

141. Fighting Against the American College System

142. Martian Blood Runs In My Veins

143. TFW You Become a Martian Prophet

144. A Ghostly Reunion

145. "Oh no. He's hot."

146. The Bittenbinder Method

147. The Boy Wonder(s)

148. In-Laws

149. A Warning Would Have Been Nice

150. Fenton Trademarked

[bluboothalassophile]

If you're doing prompts, JayRae 104. ❤️

Hello,

Not going to lie, your request kind of short circuited my brain and I stared dumbly at my computer for about two hours. It took a wee bit but I hope you enjoy the story though it’s not supper fluffy! =)

My Strength…

Raven stood there staring at thegod, the daughter, and the furies they were facing and she turned to look at her team. Her hair was escapingthe confines of her braid, her tattered coat was holding on and she kept herhands shoved in her pockets. Between her and the god stood an army and shecould take that, she knew she could behind her though stood bravest people shehad ever had the pleasure to meet. And they were her family.

“None of you have to go,” she said,she looked directly at Jason though. He stared back, his red domino mask inplace, the optic lenses pulsed green though.

“This is not a democracy,” theAmazon stated, her long red hair tangled in the putrid air of the planet.

“We followed you here, we’re hereto the end,” the archer grinned, his hat on backwards.

“I’m up for a little hell,”Klarion smiled.

“I guess I’m in,” the WhiteLantern sighed.

“Family,” Bizarro nodded firmly.

“Well, I always thought I wasgoing to Hell, not Apokolips,” the meta demon shrugged.

“Whatwewaitingfor!?Planetstosavepeopletokillshittodo!Comeon!”The speedster tore ahead of them and zipped right back on to her side. “Onsecond thought Queen, I think we’ll follow you,” he blurted out.

Raven twisted around as she slammedthe shadows down reflecting the omega beams. Standing up straighter she staredlevelly at the god, and Darksied smiled.

“Stop speeding,” the Inuitsnapped. “Together,” Koryak stated looking at her.

“Rae,” Jason caught her hand asthe others leapt out of the way of the Furies. Raven flicked her wrist to sendGrail into the fires. “What do you want us to do?” he asked her. “Cause I’m alwaysup for a fight,” he promised with a grin on his lips that promised trouble.

Raven took a moment to still hermind and her emotions.

All the shit in the last years hadtaught her one irrevocable fact of life when the chaos came as it always did.It was better to weather the storm with Jason than without, because Jason was astorm of his own. Strange comforts were in that fact, and she could learn to livewith it, as she grabbed him and yanked him to her level. Brushing her lips overhis she smiled.

“I’ve never felt stronger thanwhen you’re with me,” she promised him.

“Well then, Queen, keep up,” heordered as he let her go. She chuckled as she used her shadows and dropped himinto the fray. Her power had her dropping behind Jason just as she caught thegreen fury’s claws with her own and she smiled as the smile faltered on thefury. Throwing the woman back Raven’s power pulsed as the magic flowed to herfinger tips and then she slammed the spell into the ground knocking the furiesinto the air. Jason laughed wildly as he leapt into the fray, and Raven’s ownarmor formed around her as she caught the world and stilled it.

For a moment everything stilledbefore she twisted it and slammed them into the ground as Inertia tore throughtheir ranks. Jason engaged with the largest woman there, and Kyle flew up with Klarion.Eddie blew fire around them forming a ring for defense. Koryak caught a Fury’sthroat before throwing her out, and Roy took the vantage point.

Her armor wrapped around her andher talons finished forming as Bizaro and Artemis landed beside her. She lookedat Darksied, he smirked, she smiled as her bones broke and she felt herselfgrow up with her demon.

“Let’s destroy him,” Raven purred.

There was a furious scream as Jasonlanded beside her and they looked over at Grail’s power breaking debris and shestood there strong, looking furious too.

“Arty, Biz, you take Darksied,they got the Furies, and Queen and I will take the Grail,” Jason decided. Artemisand Bizaro leapt through the fires as they went for Bizaro and Raven droppedthe magic shield. Her would grabbed Jason and her body as she dove for Grail,dropping Jason at the woman as he fired his weapons and landed, evading thescythe before summoning the All-Blades. Raven slammed a spell on the womanbefore dropping down and slashing out her leg, throwing the woman off balanceas she kicked her away from Jason. Standing by her human Raven’s knuckles cracked.

“You go low,” Jason smiled. Ravennodded, and Grail stood icy as she leveled the scythe before she came at them.Raven dropped back grabbing the scythe before kicking Grail’s legs out fromunder her. Jason was already up and slammed his blades through. Grail screamed,Raven knocked her away as she rolled to her feet. Jason dove out of the way asshe slashed the shadows tore through Grail and slammed the woman into a wall withhe fury.

“Well, that’s a fast one,” Jason panted.

“It’s not going to keep her downlong,” Raven panted as she felt her wounds healing.

“Well… Then let’s go out with abang,” Jason smiled as he held up a part of his arsenal and she could read hisintentions; he was too much like his father this way. Only difference was Jasonwould do it.

“No.”

“Yup, keep up little bird,” hesmiled as he charged Grail as she came stalking out of the ruins. Raven growledas the magic flowed and she pushed it forward as she sent the spell ahead of Jason.The scythe slashed through it and Raven flew as Jason skidded below the swing.

Nothing. Was. Happening. To. Him!Her fury had her dropping the shadows with a  hell’s spell smashing into her before Ravendove at the woman. Catching Grail’s wrist she held it in a vice grip, feelingthe goddess’ bones breaking in her grip.

“Touch. My. Human. And I Will AnnihilateYou.” Raven growled the warning as her Crazy Bat went about planting the explosivesat the Hellspores.

“Soft Spot Demon?”

“No,” Raven smiled as she snappedthe wrist, twisted into the woman and threw her over her shoulder. “He’s My Strength!”she snarled.

[dyketectivecomics]

Hello love. If you're not too swamped with prompts, could you do one with the berserkers? Specifically the troublemakers (rose, klarion, duela) trying to pull off a prank of some sort? ((On who is up to you))

Listen, Rem. I was watching a LOT of The Office recently, so I hope you enjoy some Fresh Takes & reasons behind some Classic Jim Pranks… And a little mix of members playing the Unfortunate Victims…

…

“That’s… bullshit,” Cass accused. “Precognition, super-strength ‘n speed. But you don’t have… telekinesis.”

“Who says Batman keeps perfect files anyways, Bratgirl?” Rose sneered, kicking her feet up on the table before leaning back in her seat. The epitome of nonchalance. “Besides, I never said it was as impressive or obvious as Raven’s. Just that it’s… there. Always has been.”

“If it’s not like Raven’s, then what IS it like then?” Eddie asked, leaning in interest.

“Like I said, little stuff,” Rose shrugged, “Marbles off the coffee table, pushing toys off my bed, rolling pencils on the desk.”

“Bull-shit,” Cass said again with a glare that sent a shiver up the Ravager’s spine, before pointing at the other end of the room. “Move the lamp.”

And here Rose smiled. Something she’d been carefully planning for ages, finally coming to fruition. Ultimately, it was meant to be a test to see if her metahuman predisposition allowed her to work past Cass’ abilities as a human lie detector. And it seemed like it was about to work.

She lifted one hand to her temple, her good eye’s side, while the other was poised to point at the lamp itself.

After less than a half a minute of concentration, the lamp began to sway back and forth, earning gasps from Eddie and Kon, and an extra hard glare from Cass.

After she finally acquiesced on their co-leaders undeniable telekinetic ability, the lamp stopped shaking, and Klarion walked in.

“What’d I miss?” he asked with a sly wink to Rose.

…

Duela smiled innocently up at Cassandra, remembering all too well the series of events that led to this little investigation of hers. The Berserker’s parties were notoriously wild, but had never before included the use of illicit substances.

Underage drinking? More than likely. But no one had dared to bring weed into the base. Or at least, no one had dared to bring it out into the open, and leave it in plain sight.

Rose and Raven could care less over what kind of shenanigans their team members got into, so long as they were sober in time for a mission. Which made the investigation all the more funny to Duela. Because Cass was conducting it on principle, rather than with any actual aim for dispensing justice.

She wanted to put in some detective practice. And Duela was having the time of her life fucking with the Bat.

She’d been just about to tip the scales, by asking her some simple facts about the drug in question, and counter-accusing her of being in possession.

“Marijuana is a memory loss drug,” Duela reasoned, “So how would you remember, if it was yours?”

“That’s… not how it works,” Cass insisted, shaking her head.

“How would you know how it works? Have you tried it?” the clown pressed. She could tell Cass’ patience was wearing thin.

“This is ridiculous. Answer my question-” Impatience. Anger. She had her right where she wanted her.

“No!” Duela yelled, slamming her hand into the table, “You said when I walked in that I’d be conducting the interview! So how much weed did you smoke!?”

The Bat’s jaw dropped as she attempted to stutter out an explanation, a counter-argument. And it took everything Duela had not to burst into a smile right then and there.

…

“What are you writing?” Raven asked as she sipped her morning tea. It wasn’t too unusual for Duela to be up this early in the morning, but it usually meant trouble.

Being so obviously in plain sight of the empath, however, also meant that she wouldn’t mind letting her in on that trouble, and may have been trying to ask for help, in her own crazy, roundabout way.

The clown finished a sentence before glancing up at the empath sipping her tea.

“I’ve gotten really great at mimicking everyone’s handwriting,” she began before setting the pen down, “And every so often, I send Kon messages… from his future self. You wanna know today’s message?”

“I’ll only regret not asking, so sure.”

Duela cleared her throat dramatically before reading her letter in her best impression of Superboy. “Kon, tonight at the party, someone will poison Rose’s drink. Do NOT let her drink anything tonight. ESPECIALLY the lemonade. Sincerely, Future-Kon.”

Raven nodded thoughtfully for a moment before standing from her seat. “I still owe Rose for screwing with my date last week. I’ll drop some hints to Conner that I sense something terrible happening tonight.”

The clown smiled extra wide as she folded up the letter. “Mind slipping this under his door, too? He almost caught me last time.”

…

Two birds, one stone. Such a deliciously simple way to cause chaos and disorder amongst his team members without resorting to outright mayhem. Klarion could only give himself a pat on the back. He’d really outdone himself this time. He leaned back in his seat, a perfect view of the hallway before him.

He grinned in delight as he heard frustrated groans coming from Bunker’s room. Low cursing, paper and books thudding against walls as they were thrown every way imaginable. And finally a voice echoing down the hall.

“WHOEVER THE HELL TOOK MY PENS AND PENCILS AND LEFT CRAYONS. THIS ISN’T FUNNY. I’VE GOT HOMEWORK TO SEND TO MY PROF TOMORROW DAMMIT!”

The door slammed shut and Klarion was left snickering to himself as he used one of Miguel’s pens to stir his tea.

And finally, there came another door slamming open from the hall. Klarion watched with glee as Cassandra bounced silently to Bunker’s room, practically ripping the door open.

Miguel yelled indignantly for only a moment as Cass ran into his room, and ran out just as quickly.

“Wait! Cass, I was using those! Please! I don’t have anything else!”

But it was too late, the girl had locked herself back in her room with the crayons, and Klarion began outright laughing.

He hadn’t expected Cass to be so attached to her art supplies.

Evidently, he’d been wrong.

…

Rose’s eye twitched a moment as Raven cleared the holo-screens to begin her presentation for Plan C.

They’d never get to Plan C, though, if Klarion and Duela wouldn’t stop that incessant clicking of their pens.

It’d been a bunch of simple messages back and forth so far, but now they’d been stuck on switching between different obscenities for the better part of the hour.

“ENOUGH! I’ve heard everything you two have said about us for the past hour, so knock it off!”

“Knock what off?” Duela asked innocently. And Ravenger grew more incensed.

“The morse code! I know you know I know it!”

“Yes Rose, me and Duela spend our limited free time and money learning an outdated mode of communication just so we can have secret chats right in front of you,” Klarion said, rolling his eyes.

Each of the Berserkers glanced at one another, no one saying a word.

There’d be no way to confirm such an accusation, because none of the rest of them knew the language. Sure, Raven was inclined to believe her sister. And Cass could tell from Duela’s demeanor that she was hiding the truth, and from how consistent their clicking was, that it fell perfectly in line with a pattern. The rest of the Berserkers however, had waited till well after the meeting to ask them in their own time.

Always something to the variation of, “So… do you?”

And always answered with a resounding, “Yep, that’s exactly what we did.”

And on that day, the team truly learned to never underestimate the duo, and to fear how quickly they had turned on their once great prank partner.

Or maybe, it’d been a hint at a greater conspiracy shared between the three of the Berserker’s resident pranksters.

There never was a way to tell…

[thefemalethatwrites]

Lantern (Connor Kent/Superboy x Lantern!Reader)

Request: No.

Prompt: You’re a Lantern Ring user that joins the Young Justice Team.

Relationships: Father! Hal Jordan/Green Lantern x Daughter! Reader, Connor Kent/Superboy x Reader

Warnings: Cursing, Attempt rape, Attempt Murder 

Word Count: 5176

A/N: Idk what I was thinking with this one...Enjoy. I’ve feel like I’ve not uploaded or been active in SO long. 

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(Y/N)'s POV "Green Lantern. What are you doing here?” Robin asked as my Dad and I entered through the Zeta tube,

“Team, this is my daughter" Dad introduced me to the mini-leaguers,

"Hi" I smile,

"Another girl!" Martian Manhunter's niece squeal as she came over to me, "Hi. I'm Miss Martian but you can call me M'Gann" she introduced,

"Well hello beautiful" Kid-flash, aka Wally West said as he stood in front of me,

"Hello Wally" I smiled,

"I assume you'll all make her feel welcome and make her feel a part of the team" Dad said, they all nodded

"You don't need to worry GL, I'll make her feel right at home" Wally reassured as he wrapped an arm around my shoulder,

"I'm sure you will Kid. I'll see you later" he said leaving through the zeta tube, I sighed and removed my ring revealing my identity,

"My name is (Y/N)" I introduced,

"You trust us?" Aqua lad asked as they all were shocked, I nodded

"I know all of your identities and backgrounds, yes even yours Robin. And the ring takes a lot out of me" I explain, they hummed

"Plus, I don't actually look like this" I say mentioning myself, they all raised an eyebrow

"Then what do you look like?" Robin asked,

"Classified...For now" I smirked,

"No matter beautiful. I'll show you around" Wally flirted,

"Aw how sweet" I smiled as he wrapped an arm around my waist,

"However, I think I'll have Artemis and M'Gann show me around" I say getting from his hold and in between the two girls, "Us girls should stick together after all" I winked as I placed a hand on each of their shoulders, M'Gann smiled and Artemis smirked,

"I like you. Come on" She chuckled as they guided me through the mountain.

***

“Alright. Can someone explain to me who this wizard wannabe is?” I asked as I shielded the team, minus Robin, and Mr. Nelson from his magic,

“She doesn’t know who I am?! Everyone knows who I am!” He whined stopping his attack, I raised an eyebrow and dropped the shield

“You must not be that much of a problem if the Lantern Corps haven’t heard of you” I commented as a small smirk pulled at my lips,

“How dare you! I’m Klarion! Lord of Chaos!” He yelled as he stomped his feet,

“Awh has baby Klarion lost his dummy” I teased as I pouted,

“Lantern. This is no place for you teasing” Kaldur scolded, I shrugged before bubbling us again as Klarion attacked again,

“I want that helmet!” He yelled,

“Guys. We’ve got company” Artemis informed us as another man approached us,

“Klarion. I have the helmet” He said, I narrowed my eyes as Klarion stopped and smiled

“Give” He demanded, I dropped the bubble and flew over taking the helmet off them,

“Argh! I’ve had enough of you girl!” Klarion screamed,

“Artemis!” I yelled before throwing the helmet to her as Klarion shot some magic at me, it hit me sending me on to the floor,

“Lantern!” The team yelled, I groaned as I propped myself up on my arms,

“No, don’t lose it now” I muttered, Klarion chuckled as he came over to me,

“What’s wrong girly? Not strong enough?” He tormented, I glared at him, his eyes widened in fear, “What? That’s impossible! You can only be one colour!” he shrieked as he back away,

“Not with me” I retort as a large red hand slammed him into a wall as I got up, I flew over to Wally and Mr. Nelson just as Mr. Nelson was hit with some magic,

“Come on old man. Don’t give up on us now” I say,

“Just give me the helmet and all can be done” Klarion called over, then we teleport to the roof with a bubble around us, I raised an eyebrow

“How are you more than one Lantern colour?” Wally questioned,

“Not now” I replied,

“No, now” Wally demanded, I grabbing him by the collar of his shirt,

“The old man’s just died protecting us. So, use that brain of yours and do something!” I snapped throwing him on the ground, I noticed the bubble breaking so I stood in front of Wally and the helmet, the bubble broke making Klarion laugh before send a large force of magic towards us, I threw up a shield which broke in a matter of seconds making it hit me and knock me unconscious.

Superboy’s POV

Doctor Fate came back with Lantern unconscious in his arms, my eyes widened as I went over to them and took her in my arms, Doctor Fate removed the helmet revealing Wally,

“Now what?” I asked,

“I keep the helmet safe” Wally answered, I raised an eyebrow as Artemis scoffed,

“I meant about him” I reply mentioning the other criminal,

“You look after that. You can barely look after yourself” Artemis tormented as we left the building,

“(Y/N)?” Green Lantern called over as he noticed her form in my arms, “What happened?” he questioned as he checked over her,

“Nothing. I was sleeping” She growled as she got out of my arms,

“Don’t get snappy with me young lady. I can easily remove your rights as a Green Lantern” He threatened making me raise an eyebrow,

“Try it old man. It won’t end well” She hissed before stalking off to the bioship, I raised an eyebrow and followed, boarding the ship to get back to the mountain.

We arrived back at the mountain and headed towards the main room,

“So, you want to explain the whole changing colour thing?” Wally snapped, (Y/N) sighed removing the ring

“I would rather explain when the whole team’s here, so I don’t have to explain things twice” She replied,

“Well, the whole team’s here now. What are you explaining?” Robin asked as he made his presence known,

“She’s not a Green Lantern” Wally informed,

“What?” Robin questioned, clearly confused as the rest of us

“Yeah. She turned into a Red Lantern while we were against Witch-boy” M’Gann explained,

“If you all shut up, I would explain” (Y/N) snapped gaining everyone’s attention, she sighed, “You’re right. I’m not a Green Lantern. I’m a Phantom Lantern. That means I have access to all of the different corps powers. I was granted this ring because I had shown that I had great control over my emotions and had good intentions” She explained, we all stood in our places staring at her, “If you don’t want me on the team, I’ll understand” She muttered, lowering her head avoiding everyone’s gazes

“What are the different corps?” Kaldur asked, she looked up, raising an eyebrow

“Well the Black corps are fueled by death. Red Lanterns draw on rage. Orange Lanterns draw on greed. Sinestro Lanterns, aka Yellow Lanterns, draw on fear. Green Lanterns draw on willpower. Blue Lanterns draw on hope. Indigo Lanterns draw on compassion. Star Sapphires, aka Violet Lanterns, draw on love. White Lanterns use life” She explained,

“Nine corps? That’s why the ring takes a lot out of you, isn’t it?” I asked, she nodded giving a small smile.

***

(Y/N)’s POV

“Hey loser!” A cheerleader called over making me stop as she and her posse approached me, I noticed M’Gann within the crowd in her human disguise, I hummed, “What do you call this grade?” The squad leader asked as she dangled a piece of paper in front of me with a large red ‘C+’ in the top right corner,

“A pass” I replied making her face turn sour before pushing me into the lockers, I noticed M’Gann wince,

“A pass? Don’t get cocky with me, Nerd. If my parent’s are going to pay for me to go to the best university in the country, then I need to be getting ‘B’s at the least!” She snapped pinning me by the throat making me drop the folder I was carrying, I remained quiet making her scoff and throw me to the floor, “What? Nothing to say?” she spat,

“Hey! Leave her alone!” A male voice called out to her, I looked in the direction it came from to see Connor stalking down the hall towards us, “Hey babe” M’Gann smiled as she approached him,

“Megan, love. Please tell your ‘babe’ to stay out of my business” The leader ordered,

“No one orders me around. So, leave her alone. And get on with your cheer leading” Connor stated,

She scoffed rolling her eyes, “Let’s go girls. You got lucky this time” She hissed before leading the posse, including M’Gann away, I narrowed my eyes at their retreating figures before a hand came into my view, I looked up to see Connor with a small smile, I took his hand and he pulled me to my feet then handed me my folder,

“Thanks” I mumbled, pulling up my bag straps, he nodded

“What was she after anyways?” He questioned,

“I didn’t get the grade she wanted in her homework” I answered avoiding his stare, he hummed,

“Connor Kent” he introduced, I looked towards him to see him extending his hand towards me,

“(Y/N) (L/N)” I introduced shaking his hand.

***

“Out of all the places. This is the worse one” I commented as I created a small mug of hot chocolate,

“Not a fan of the cold?” Artemis asked as she approached me, I shook my head,

“Hate it. With a passion” I replied before I heard the ice cracking as Artemis’ eyes widened, she pushed me out of the way as she went to shoot the alien device but was vaporised right in front of me.

“Artemis!” M’Gann screamed as my brain register what just happened, I growled getting up, forging a large red sledge-hammer and letting out a yell as I hit the alien device out of the ice,

“Lantern! Get back to the ship!” Kaldur ordered as I shielded myself from its blast, I sighed and ran to the bio-ship, I got inside and was met by M’Gann wailing and Wally throwing a tantrum,

“Shut up!” I snapped as I attempted to get my rage under control,

“Shut up? Our friends have just died!” M’Gann argued as she squared up to me,

“Exactly. That’s why we have to find wherever these things are coming from and blow it up” I demanded as I looked around at the team, she scoffed

“Do you not care?!” She screamed, my eyes snapped back to her as I back her against a wall,

“If I didn’t care, I wouldn’t be here” I sneered,

“Artemis is dead! Because of you!” She retorted and jumped as I punched the wall beside her head,

“You think I don’t know that? I would have been more than happy to be vaporised than spend another moment being judged by you” I growled as I removed my hand and walked to the far end of the ship, away from everyone.

***

Connor’s POV

I groaned as we all came out of the simulation, I was met by Wolf making me smile slightly as I stroked him,

“(Y/N)?” Artemis questioned gaining my attention, (Y/N) was still unconscious on the table,

“(Y/N)?” Green Lantern repeated as he approached her,

“Don’t wake her. It’ll cause much more damage” Martian Manhunter ordered,

“Why isn’t she waking up?!” Green Lantern snapped,

“Her ring” I muttered,

“What?” He asked as everyone’s head turned to me, I sighed,

“Her ring. It’s a phantom one, it allows her access to all the lantern corps” I informed him, his face fell

“Why didn’t she tell me?” he muttered, I shrugged

“She’s a Black Lantern. That’s the one fueled by death. She died beside me and Wally” Robin stated,

“How do we get her out then?” Kaldur asked as we all formed a group around her,

“You’ll be doing nothing. This is our fault. We’ll fix it” Batman demanded as the rest of the league nodded, “Send us in first” he ordered Martian Manhunter as he, Wonder Woman and Superman prepared themselves.

***

After a couple hours and many failed attempts, I sighed as the Green Lanterns came out of the simulation,

“How is she so strong?” They questioned,

“That’s it. Send me in” I snap standing up abruptly,

“Connor, don’t. You’ve seen how easily she’s beaten the league” M’Gann said as she stood up,

“They’ve fought her. She needs talking to” I retort as I prepared myself,

“Are you certain about this Superboy?” Martian Manhunter asked as he appeared above me, I nodded, and I was placed into the simulation,

I saw (Y/N) in a black version of her usual suit as destruction and the corpses of the league surrounded her,

“(Y/N)” I called over gaining her attention, her head snapped in my direction as she prepared herself for a fight but dropped it,

“Connor…” She trailed off, looking at her surroundings, “What’s happening?” She asked, I slowly approached her

“The League put us in a simulation, that was meant to fail. When we died, we were brought back into the real world, but your ring kept you here” I informed,

“None of this is real? I haven’t killed the Justice League?” She questioned, I nodded, she looked at her ring and fiddled with it before sighing and removing it.

(Y/N)’s POV

I gasped as I sat up,

“(Y/N)!” Artemis yelled as she tackled me with a hug, which was shortly joined by Wally, Robin, Kaldur and M’Gann, I sighed in relief as I returned the hug the best I could, we broke a part and I stood up,

“Lantern. I would like to apologise on behalf of the whole league” Batman said as he approached me with Dad, Superman and Wonder Woman at his sides,

“Apologise? Do you even know the danger you placed us all in?! What went through your head to think that placing teenagers in a simulation that would be emotionally straining!” I snapped,

“(Y/N), if I knew about-”

“Don’t even give me that crap! If you knew about my abilities, you wouldn’t have placed me in the simulation, but you would have done for the others!” I snapped cutting Dad off,

“Lantern-”

“Shut up! I quit!” I yelled as I headed towards the zeta-tube,

“Quit? You can’t abandon your duties as a Lantern! And if you do then you’ll still have me reminding you” Dad called after me making me stop and turn to them,

“You’re more stupid than I thought if you think I going to still with you after this” I sneered making his face drop, I glanced towards the team, “It was fun while it lasted” I say before leaving.

***

“Hey!” The usual cheerleader snapped as she slammed me against the lockers, “Changing your appearance, isn’t going to stop us knowing that you’re a nerd!” She commented, I raised an eyebrow

“And how are you sure that it wasn’t the nerd appearance hiding what I really am?” I asked as I pushed her backwards, her eyes widened as she backed away from me into the group of jocks,

“Are you okay?” One of them asked her, she shook her head and pointed at me, they all turned to look at me,

“What have you done to her?” Another asked as he squared up to me,

“I stood up for myself” I answered as I squared up to him, his face turned dark before swinging for me, I blocked it and raised an eyebrow at him, “I’m curious, what was you planning after you hit me?” I asked as a smirk pulled at my lips, he growled shoving me backwards as I was surrounded by the group of jocks, I hummed “Before we start. Would anyone like to leave?” I questioned none of them moved so I got myself into my fighting stance.

Connor’s POV

I heard cheering and gasps as I made my way to my locker making me raise an eyebrow and pick up my speed, I was greeted by a large crowd, I pushed my way through and came to the centre where (Y/N) was fighting the football captain, with blood running down the side of her face, while the rest of the football team was lying on the floor unconscious,

“(Y/N), stop!” I demanded as I restrained her from attacking the beaten and bruised male,

“No! Let me go!” She growled as she fought against my grip,

“Ha! Can’t even finish what you’ve started without your boyfriend getting involved!” He scoffed, (Y/N) stopped momentarily and somehow managed to break free of my grip, she tackled him to the ground,

“He’s not my boyfriend” She snarled giving him a punch to the face for every word, which caused him to go unconscious, she took a deep breath and stood up, “Anyone else?!” She asked looking at the crowd, no one moved so she picked up her bag and barged her way through the crowd,

“(Y/N) wait!” I called after her but was stopped by M’Gann pulling my arm, “What?” I asked,

“That was Lantern” She whispered, I raised an eyebrow

“What makes you assume that? We haven’t seen her in five months” I questioned,

“Her fighting style, it was an exact replica of Lantern’s. And she has the same name” She explained, I narrowed my eyes at her,

“You went into her mind, didn’t you?” I asked, she avoided my gaze, “Didn’t you?!” I repeated raising my voice a little, she winced and nodded

“I had to make sure I was correct” She reasoned, I shook my head

“You knew not do so! (Y/N) made it pretty clear that she doesn’t want any of us interfering with her citizen life” I snapped,

“Connor, I know but-”

“But nothing! I’m going to go find her” I yell cutting her off and leaving to find (Y/N), I found her on the bleachers,

“What do you want Connor?” She asked looking in my direction,

“I came to check on you” I answered sitting next to her, she rolled my eyes

“Why would you do that? You should be helping the others” She retorted, I sighed

“(Y/N), you’re bleeding, and bad” I stated as I moved her hair from her bloody face, she swatted my hand away,

“I’m fine. Now tell me what’s on your mind, Kent” She demanded making my eyes widen,

“I know you’re Lantern” I replied, she sighed tilting her head backwards,

“Took you long enough. Wait, let me guess. M’Gann told you after she went into my mind” she commented, I slowly nodded

“You knew she went through your mind?” I asked, she chuckled

“She made her presence known” she answered before standing up, “Well, I best get going” She announced,

“Going? Go where?” I asked standing up abruptly, blocking her path, she sighed,

“Don’t worry Connor, this isn’t the last you’ve seen of me” She said giving a small sad smile, “You’re also being manipulated by M’Gann” She informed before walking off,

“What?! Hey! You can’t just say that and leave!” I yell chasing her, “(Y/N)! Answer me!” I demanded, she stopped momentarily turning slightly,

“Goodbye Connor” She replied before continuing her way.

***

(Y/N)’s POV

“Phantom!” Angela yelled as she tackled me with a hug, I sighed unlatching her from me,

“What have I told you about yelling that name in public Ang?” I asked as I folded my arms and leaned against the wall, she sighed

“Don’t. But what else am I meant to call you? I don’t know your real name” she argued,

“That’s for the better. Trust me” I retort, a chuckle came from behind us,

“You say that every time, P. You’re gonna have to tell us eventually” Jesse commented, I turned slightly to the two males,

“Yeah, that’ll be when I leave” I reply,

“Babe!” Angela cheered as she leaped into Gerald’s arms, I rolled my eyes,

“Ang, you get any news?” I asked,

“Hm? Oh, yeah. There’s one going down tonight” She answered,

“Very well” I hummed,

“Let’s hope the police don’t bust it before we’ve had our fun” Gerald commented, Jesse nodded in agreement.

***

“You know the drill” I state as we entered the party, they all nodded, and we went our separate ways, Gerald and Angela headed to the dance floor, Jesse headed towards the bar and I was on the stairs/balcony getting a good vantage point on everyone,

‘Blonde girl stumbling with brunet male, heading towards you Jesse’ Angela said through the mind link,

‘I got them doll’ Jesse replied,

‘Keep the pet names to yourself’ Gerald snarled,

‘Awh, sweetheart. Are you getting jealous?’ Jesse taunted,

‘I’m not my brother! Therefore, I’m not your sweetheart!’ Gerald snapped,

‘That was uncalled for!’ Jesse retorted,

‘Enough! Focus on the task at hand’ I ordered,

‘Sorry, Phantom’ They both replied, I raised an eyebrow as a hooded figure made his way towards Angela and Gerald, I was then distracted by two males ‘escorting’ a female to one of the rooms,

‘Angela. I need a hand with this one’ I requested, she made her way up to me,

“Which room?” She asked as I lead her in the same direction as the males,

“This one” I answered as I kicked the door opened seeing the two males unbuckling their belts,

“What the-?” They were cut off as Angela and I pulled them away from the obviously drugged female and on to the floor, Angela comforted the now crying female as I beat the crap out of the two males,

“Don’t ever think it’s okay to rape” I snarled as I straightened my outfit, I turned to Angela and went to say something but was cut off by a scream, Angela’s eyes widened as she rushed out, I followed her we stopped at the balcony and saw that everyone was leaving as the hooded figure stood over Gerald with a katana,

“Gerald!” Angela screamed as ran down to them,

“Angela no!” I yelled after her, I tackled her to the ground as the hooded figured shot an arrow at her from the crossbow they were now holding as well,

“Let me go! Gerald!” She cried, I watched the hooded figure leave so I let go of Angela who immediately rushed to Gerald’s side, closely followed by myself and Jesse,

“What the hell happened?” Jesse asked,

“Where the hell were you?! He needed your help!” Angela yelled squaring up to him before blue lights appeared,

“Sh*t the cops. You two go. I’ll get Gerald safe and given some medical attention” Jesse ordered, I nodded and pulled Angela out of the building and away from the cops.

***

I arrived at the Shulkin’s clan mansion, aka Gerald’s house, along with Angela and her older brother Jack, Gerald had to become part cyborg to sustain the injuries he had received, we approached his older brother, Hans, who had been the hooded figure attacker,

“What do you want?” He sneered looking us in disgust, Angela said nothing but gave him a large smack across his face leaving a hand print, he raised his arm to hit back but I caught it,

“Think very carefully of your actions. You deserved that smack because you almost murdered your brother” I warned as I stared at him,

“Almost?” Hans questioned pulling his hand from my grip, a chuckle came from behind us making us turn to see Gabe, Jesse’s older brother,

“Yes almost” he smirked,

“What have you done?” Jack demanded as he stood in front of Angela, Gabe shrugged and chuckled before evaporating into his smoke and leaving, “Son of a-Come on lets go” Jack ordered as he pulled out his gun and lead us out of the grounds, our exit was blocked by Gabe, who was resting a shotgun on his shoulder and a smirk plastered on his face, Jesse, who had his hat tilted forward showing one red eye as he held his pistol with a cigar in his mouth, and Gerald, with glowing red eyes and Katana in the holder on his back,

“Gerald” Angela said as she reached out for him only to be held back by me as Jack held a protective arm in front of her,

“Stay back” Jack demanded which made Gabe’s smirk widen, Angela freed herself and ran up to Gerald hitting his chest as she cried, she stopped and looked down to see that Gerald had impaled her with his katana,

“Angela!” Jack yelled, as she staggered backwards into his arms, I stared at Angela before growling and attempted to get the three of them but somehow Jack was managing to hold me back,

“Jesse finished them off” Gabe ordered, Jesse nodded

“With pleasure” He replied, my eyes widened as I ripped my ring that was on a chain around my neck and put it on before shielding the three of us from his ‘dead-eye’ shot, I un-bubbled us and hovered in front of them,

“Get Angela some medical attention” I ordered, Jack nodded and carried his sister to safety, Gabe began laughing

“You’re a Red Lantern?! This is why you couldn’t tell anyone your name?!” He howled, I raised an eyebrow

“I’m not just a Red Lantern” I corrected as I changed into a White Lantern, making their eyes widen “And I’m going to enjoy kicking your arses” I smirked.

***

I was sat at Angela’s hospital bed as she laid in a coma, Jack sat in the chair opposite me and was currently asleep, I sighed as I shifted slightly before Angela stirred, I sat up straight raising an eyebrow,

“She must have sensed you come in” I commented turning to see Gerald, he stood at the foot of her bed with wide eyes,

“I…I did this” he muttered, I stood up and went over to him,

“You did but it isn’t your fault, it’s whoever was mind controlling you alongside Jesse and Gabe” I reassured placing a hand on his shoulder, a small groan came from Angela making me turn to her

“Gerald…” She mumbled, a smile pulled at my lips before nudging Gerald towards my seat.

***

‘Think we can get through this without drama?’ Jesse asked making me roll my eyes,

‘Ha! No way’ Gerald replied,

‘I think tonight could be our night’ Angela commented, I raised an eyebrow as my eyes drifted across the crowd of drunk adolescences, my breath caught in the back of my throat when I came across a familiar face,

‘No way…’ I thought,

‘Hm? What’s up, Phantom?’ Angela asked, I turned my back on the balcony railing and sighed,

‘Nothing’ I answered,

‘If you say so…’ She trailed off,

‘Phantom, there’s a dude here looking for you. Black hair, blue eyes’ Jesse informed,

‘What does he want?’ I asked,

‘Dunno, he didn’t say’ he answered,

‘He says he’s an old friend and wants to talk’ Mercy answered, I turned back around to see him talking to Gerald and Angela,

‘Tell him I’m not here’ I ordered,

‘Erm…he says he knows you’re here’ Gerald replied,

‘Of course, he does. Tell him I’ll meet him out front’ I sighed,

‘Wait, you know the guy?!’ Jesse exclaimed,

‘Yeah’ I answered as I made my way outside, I took a deep breath as I approached him,

“Y’know when I said we’ll meet again, I meant that I’d find you” I say announcing my presence to him, he turned around and gave a small smile,

“It’s good to see you too (Y/N)” Connor said as he approach me, I hummed

“Why are you here Connor?” I asked,

“I’ve been trying to find you for the past 7 years” He stated, I folded my arms sighing, “And you’ve been in Gotham the whole time?” He commented letting out a breathless laugh,

“I’ve been in Gotham for the past year. I’ve been here and there for the other 6” I retort,

“(Y/N), why’d you leave in the first place?” He asked, I raised an eyebrow scoffing,

“Are you serious? I left because the league used the team” I snapped,

“It’s changed, Nightwing and Aqua-lad call the shots now. We’re our own team. The league don’t interfere anymore” He argued,

“I don’t care!” I yelled, I sighed running a hand through my hair, “If you’re here to get me to come back you might as well leave” I say, he dropped his head

“(Y/N)…please. Everyone misses you” He pleaded, I raised an eyebrow

“No, they don’t. M’Gann hated me be-You know what I’m surprised if that she’s not here with you” I say,

“We’re no longer together. She’s with Lagoon-boy” He informed,

“Finally realise that she was manipulating you?” I asked, he nodded slowly, “Oh…That still doesn’t change my mind Connor” I say,

“(Y/N) please. I need you” He pleaded again but that pulled at my heart, “It hasn’t felt the same since you left. It’s like there’s a hole” He continued,

“Connor…I can’t…I can’t leave my group here” I sighed,

“Yes, you can!” I heard Angela yell making me look over to them with a disapproving look,

‘Listening on my conversations now?’ I questioned,

‘(Y/N), you’ve helped us all. So, let us help you. You can go back wherever you came from and we’ll continue the work that you started’ Angela bargained,

‘Are you all sure? I’ll still make visits’ I say,

The three of them laughed,

‘You bet partner’ Jesse confirmed,

‘I agree’ Gerald reassured,

‘Of course! And you can only make visits if you bring your boyfriend along’ She taunted,

‘Angela! He’s not my boyfriend’ I defended,

‘Oh, come on. It’s obvious you have buried feelings for him’ She retorted, I sighed shaking my head as I looked back at Connor, who had hope written all over his face,

“Fine. I’ll come back” I say, a smile burst onto his face as he tackled me with a hug, I lost my balance for a few seconds but returned it, as a small smile made its way to my face.

***

I was stood in the launch bay alongside a couple other members of the team, waiting for Connor to arrive back after the mission, the bioship landed, and members began to file out, M’Gann exited shortly followed by Connor making me smile, while she was greeted by Lagoon-boy, I ran past them, tackling Connor with a hug, I let out a small laugh as he spun me around,

“I wasn’t gone for that long” He commented setting me down,

“What can I say? It was boring without you” I smiled, he returned it before his eyes drifted to Lagoon-boy and M’Gann kissing, I sighed as I turned his gaze to me, I slowly made my way for his lips, nervous of the consequences, he closed the distance between us making me smile as I wrapped my arms around his neck pulling him closer as his hands were on my hips, ensuring that there were no space between our bodies, we pulled away out of breath and smiled at each other,

“Hallelujah!” Dick cheered making us jump apart, “That tensions been there forever!” He commented.

[hellyeahheroes]

Bad Guy Files #15

Okay, so we’re a halfway through Dark Nights: Metal and it seems at least one of the Dark Knights may stick around. And to no surprise really - a good design, very quotable speeches, a personality mixing traits of two extremely popular characters, minions that are a disturbing, dark twist on a beloved concept - I totally see why this guy is popular. Hell, I bet many fans were experimenting with his concept in fanarts or fanfictions over the years. So outside of the usual points, I do for this series, I’ve decided to do my own list of five things DC should do to not waste the potential that lies in the Batman Who Laughs.

Who Is He: Twisted, evil version of Bruce Wayne, who has been forced to kill the Joker, but became infected with a special version of his toxin in the process. It made him become as much of a murderous monster as the Joker, while keeping his brilliant, methodical mind. He proceeded to murder his entire world, before joining dark god Barbatos to do the same to other worlds, leading his evil Dark Knights - six other twisted Batmen.

Who He Fought With: Interestingly he already had an encounter with Teen Titans in an early phase of Metal, where he took over Gotham. Granted, he mostly just threw his minions - twisted children dosed with Joker toxin dressed as Robins - at them, then let his son - corrupted version of Damian Wayne - dose them with the toxin and use to fight main Universe Damian. But he did seem to have interest in Raven - one I discussed before. 

And now to the points:

1. Let Him Go Big - One of the biggest risks of ruining this character is to keep him in Gotham and battling only Batman-related foes. Don’t get me wrong, there is great potential in having him go against members of the Batfamily, but Gotham itself is a huge setting with many possible threats. It doesn’t need another one, especially one with such backstory and goals as his. He needs to be allowed to carry out plans that threaten more than one city but entire world or worlds maybe. He said he is what Joker could be if he allowed himself to see the bigger picture - let him. Don’t make him a guy for Batman or Batman and Robin or entire Batfam to beat, make him a guy that requires teams like Justice League or Teen Titans to rally to save the world.

2. Let Him Live Up To the Hype - Worst thing you can do to this guy is to make him not live up to the hype, be easily defeated. After a very well-received first story, he needs to follow up and keep being as menacing as possible. Let him be the mastermind, devise plans that keep people on the edge, adapt as he claims is his specialty. Don’t overuse him but make sure whenever he shows up it’s a sure sign things are about to turn bad.

3. Don’t Make Him Overpowered - At the same time, remember how your last attempt at having an evil Batman, Prometheus, turned out into a colossal gary stu, that has become associated with a widely-panned Cry For Justice series. Yeah, don’t do that. Don’t make your heroes idiots who cannot do a thing, don’t let every plan of this guy go off without a hitch. He says his gimmick is an adaptation, remember that - let our heroes foil his plan a and then have him improvise plan b on the spot, show us realistic take on a mastermind. Don’t make him into a villain stu evil Steve Rogers was for Marvel, where we know he is a mastermind because he cannot even stumble for a second on hsi way to victory right until the final act.

4. Let Him Branch Out - Due to his nature and goals, this character can easily fit into stories that Batman or Joker usually wouldn’t. I mean, there is a reason why Batman stays in Gotham and if he teams up with some more out there characters, like John Constantine, Swamp Thing or Etrigan, they come to him. Batman Who Laughs can be a character who comes to them. He has well-explained goals, grand scope - it’s not a problem see him go after characters like Blue Beetle or Raven or Klarion or Justice League of China, whatever his new scheme to kill the world or all worlds would be.

5. Choose His Opponents Well - Again, at the same time he shouldn’t really be jumping on to any enemy. It is important to try to think what enriches his confrontation with a particular character. Thankfully, being an evil mix of Batman and Joker, he has a large range of possibilities. He works as an enemy for Raven because he is a person who was twisted into becoming evil and her greatest fear is that happening to her. Similarly, he can be a good cautionary tale for Klarion, what happens when you take your love of chaos a bit too far. He might be an excellent choice to play against both mastermind types and the tricksterish ones, crossing both from two worlds as he needs. His potential lies in the fact he can play as such great evil foil to many people when even Batman or Joker couldn’t.

- Admin