omgitsmattiep
omgitsmattiep
Sincerely, Awkward
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"I believe the world is incomprehensibly beautiful — an endless prospect of magic and wonder.” - Ansel AdamsMattie. 21. Taurus. Hufflepuff/Pukwudgie. Music, food, napping, guys, and puns.
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omgitsmattiep · 2 years ago
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I'VE WAITED ALL YEAR TO POST THIS 🎄
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omgitsmattiep · 6 years ago
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this lowkey really bothers me to see companies treating us LGBT+ people as trends
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omgitsmattiep · 6 years ago
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omgitsmattiep · 6 years ago
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When people find out that my dog is afraid of men: Oh, the poor thing must have been traumatized when she was younger! Poor baby, I just want to hold and comfort her and let her know she’s safe.
When people find out that I, an adult human woman, am afraid of men: Um, not *all* men, sweetie. You can’t go your whole life being afraid. Get over it.
When my dog was allowed to get a hysterectomy: She doesn’t need to have puppies to have a happy, healthy like with her adoptive family.
When I, an adult human woman, want to get a hysterectomy: But having children will make you happy! You might change your mind!
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omgitsmattiep · 6 years ago
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We go forward.
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omgitsmattiep · 6 years ago
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omgitsmattiep · 6 years ago
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dark hozier take me to hell
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omgitsmattiep · 6 years ago
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omgitsmattiep · 6 years ago
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serving size: 4
yeah
all 4 me
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omgitsmattiep · 6 years ago
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I just realized that I grew up during a time where the crazy frog was a thing. Like that was an actual thing that happened, that blue fucking piece of shit frog took the world by storm and it even had a tiny dick and all it did was sing annoying songs while racing around sci-fi towns in a distant future on an invisible motorbike. I can’t believe this. How did that happen. Who LET that happen.
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omgitsmattiep · 6 years ago
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omgitsmattiep · 6 years ago
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Man I love this website
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omgitsmattiep · 6 years ago
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i just wanna suck your dick and see you smile
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omgitsmattiep · 6 years ago
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Lacroix tastes like when your drink is still buffering
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omgitsmattiep · 6 years ago
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omgitsmattiep · 6 years ago
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*tiny, 8.4oz roar*
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