#chanting just imagine you are drawing rosalind just imagine you are drawing rosalind-

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excuse me while i go cope with this trauma that is her, what's the slang youngsters use nowadays, aha, glow down

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i was looking forward to hot potato soup... then I remembered. Koenigs. i do not like Koenigs. The one, Eric, was ok. Maaaybe even the twins.... But then after that? The psychic weirdness? eeeh. Kinda cringe taken too far. At least when there's two of them in one scene... I just get too distracted by the fact that there's only one Patton Oswalt and he's kinda annoying. robocliffe vs. fitzsimmons and mack get ready for emotions. he's playing the victm card, but don't you dare believe it for even a second. he's really good at finding an angle tho. always having an exit. planning 5 steps ahead. meanwhile i almost believed the the real radcliffe was ACTUALLY tied up and held hostage. LIAR. about Radcliffe: "You're getting all gollumy again." That's a decent analogy. this boy really just stalked into the room with an onion and vodka that he drank out of a vial and strated growling about being the superior man. idk idk but he is the superior dRAMA KING. so is radcliffe to be honest. "I hope the memory of our friendship will be everlasting." but a robot chanting that in latin. cREEPY as FUDGE. Oh there's MORE. "It is a wise person who talks. The die is cast." Robots should not chant in latin.Robocliffe agrees tho. LOL. "I've lost too much lately. I'm not going to lose YOU." Phil what are you even talking about? Rosalind last year? The Directorship you gave up? Your hand TWO YEARS AGO when Mack saved your life? Lincoln? Daisy who came back? okay i convinced myself. Koenig. STOP. we do NOT talk about fanfic in real life. Much less to the people it's about. Especially the "adult" ones and the crack-ship ones. Just... don't. SHH. JUST. STOP. TALKING. NO DON'T tALK ABOUT THE DRAWINGS. ugh.... skeevy. STOP. MY BRAIN IS ScARRED. THE BETRAYAL SCENE. "You. betrayed ME." he keeps saying "you were like a son to me." HE KNOWS it's emotional manipulation and he DOESN'T CARE AT ALL. It's CRUEL. "You've been programmed too by betrayal, abandonment.......... YOUR FATHER" I WILL PERSONALLY TRACK DOWN RADCLIFFE AND SLAP HIM AS hArd AS I CAN (which is the most violent thing I can imagine doing to a person). honestly? Radcliffe knowing "allistair" if that's his real name... seems quite... coincidental. But I will suspend my disbelief because BACKSTORY ON FITZ. AND RIGHT NOW HE'S JUST... He's blaming himself and it feels just like when he was a kid... Gosh I hate radcliffe for making fitz feel like this. also, the fact that this backstory is so in-character but took FOUR SEASONS to unlock. Like, wow Fitz really hates his dad and won’t even talk about him... when do you think Simmons found out about his dad. In the Academy? When she met his mum and asked about his dad and that was her first clue? Then one day he was stressed and opened up to her a little bit about his dad? Maybe at some point when Daisy was shot and he was blaming himself and Simmons finds out why? Or during the Fall of SHIELD when Ward betrayed them and he needed to talk? Or maybe on a bad day after his brain injury he was upset and started talking about how he's useless the way his father always said he was? Perhaps all of the above? I NEED TO KNOW WHEn AND HOW SIMMONS FOUND OUT. "we've been making a lot of toasts lately... maybe we should try something else." MOM BOT FLIRTING WITH DAD. At least now we know what it looks like. AND SHE WAS GOING IN FOR A KISS. SHUT UP. SO WAS HE. COMM-BLOCKED BY THEIR DAUGHTER.

SHEEPLE. I can't watch this. Davis gets kicked around a lot. But he's agreat agent. Very quiet, loyal, obedient. kinda funny in a low key way.

the pic of baby iain and his mama. I WEEP. Enter Jemma "will fight to protect my husband's precious heart" Simmons, swooping in to remind him of his goodness, his kindness, his loyalty.... I hate that this show wants to take that heart away from him. HE DOESN'T DESERVE THIS.

(cue me, crying while singing a sleeping at last song: You are so much more than your father’s son. You are so much more than the wars you’ve won.) 

yes my boy, jump to your feet and kiss her by surprise "JEMMA YOU'RE THE BEST" you know he's really listening to what she's saying when it sparks another idea.... AND THERE.. THIS IS THE FITZSIMMONS I wANt TO SEE. THERE IT IS. WHERE HAS IT BEEN THIS WHOLE TIME. GOSH. MORE OF THIS. hurt/comfort fluff please. I could eat if for breakfast lunch and dinner 7 days a week. rEWATCHING THIS SCENE. It's the first truly 100% PURE fitzsimmons scene we've had. I also LoVE how defensive of Fitz Mack is. Truly a good friend that man is. Okay AoS is really starting to get all philosophical with this robot/soul/definition of humanity/programming stuff. I mean it's touched on it a few times already this season. But i mean it KEEPS hitting on this theme. AND IT'S SO FREAKING FASCINATING. And I love that Mack confidently declares his belief in the soul, and the afterlife. even though he seriously needs to study a Bible to have better answers. "I'm out of that loop" YES FITZ YES. "something Jemma said" *glances over at bae* "we're more than our programming" *bae smiles back with pride and adoration* AND I'M ON THE FLOOR CRyING. FITZSIMMONS, IT'S BEEN SO LONG SINCE WE HAD THIS TRULY BLESSED CONTENT, have we ever talked about how robomom has no chill when it comes to hitting on dad? GO TO IRELAND ON A tRIP tOGEtHER? GET IT MAY GO ON. wait no. but she's not the real may. MY whole brain is a whirlwind of conflicting emotions. this kisss though. this KISS. THIS KIIIIISS. that's... that's a new delopment. and then when she pulls the gun. :( :( :( Daisy quaking May... that must be hard to watch for Phil.... never even thought about that until now. and at the end of course he can’t destroy her. :(