#chad madara

[p8567899754nhu]

"Just a little horrific torture of a six year old" WTF

this honestly reads like satire ( what more to expect from this joke of a fandom ) anyway , correcting you on your facts- itachi tortured sasuke THRICE -not once, butchered every member of sasukes clan-including his parents, distant realtives etc. forced him to watch all that multiple times.both times the mental torture was accomapined by physically beating him up and taunting him thereafter, this treatment was so severely traumatising that it sent sasuke into coma -BOTH TIMES (when he was 13 and when he was 8, mind you 8!) , the second time so severe that only a prodigical med nin like tsunade could take him out of it .the trauma probing him abandon his friends(so no harm comes their way) and go to a man who wants to wear his skin and makes him do fucked up shit that he detests

you are fcking comparing this to what madara did to obito ?

and what did madara do?

-saved Obitos life, you could say that confing him to a room was not a good thing to do (but its not that obito could move much even if not confined -not only that the confinemnet wasn't solitary as obito had zetsu's w him ) and showed him how messed up his village and the system was (madara killed his bff? nah, she killed herself konoha manipulated her to kill herself even if madara orchestrated the events to some degree it doesnt change the fact taht konoha manipulates 12 yr olds to die for the village , this in turn enabled obito to see how people like him and rin are disposable not mentioning minato leaving kakshi and rin - madara did something w keeping minato away? prolly not minato already left his 3 genins (prolly 10 yr olds) in war zone all by themselves which caused obitos death.

i'd also argue that the trauma on sauske was so severe that it gave the poor boy some sort of PTSD which is visible when in land of waves arc - sasuke wanting to kill himself because zabuza's presence is so frightening for him , not to mention itachi mentally tortured sasuke in his fight at the uhciha hideout (he only had to tire out sasuke to get ooruchimaru out - gouging his eyes out in Tsukuyomi , showing him another uchiha brotehr killing his sibling live and falsely maligning the uchiha was some fucked up and unnecesary shit) and and i notice you seem to lighten the torture and excuse itachi by saying that he is going thorough a menatal breakdown

im sorry ? where is it mentioned that itachi is having a breakdown? does itachi show any sympotoms of having a breakdown? does any charecheter say it? did itachi come in your dreams and said that he had a breakdown ?

The Chad Karl Madara of tumblr fandom vs. the Incel ACAB (Assigned Cop At Birth) Itachi of tumblr fandom. Like the double standards I can’t take it……madara gets to be hot murder grandpa instead of creepy insidious cave man even though he abused obito for YEARS on end (or at the very least A year) but itachi is eternally condemned because he had a mental breakdown and tortured Sasuke once? Just a little horrific torture of a six year old? Like madara stole a baby’s eyes make it make sense =/

[squidpus]

Madara when he finds out Sasuke has a “boyfriend”: “The Hokage’s son, huh? That’s a pretty lofty ambition, boy. Then again, he IS an Uzumaki. I remember my friend married an Uzumaki and the both of them were always fiery…” “You mean in a fight, right, Grandpa?” “…” “IN A FIGHT RIGHT?” “…good times.”

We all about those lofty ambitions son

[baobeikvn]

something something sussy ( ˊ̱˂˃ˋ̱ )☆彡

[kcuf-ad]

The 5 Kage about to fight Madara: I'ght. Gonna post this fight once it is finished.

*5 minutes later*

The 5 Kage: We got our ass beat, bruh, we are not posting that.

[madaraservingcunt]

so much debate over whether or not madara fucks/is fuckable ranging from bro was the ultimate manwhore to he died a virgin but i raise you a secret third thing see to ME his deal is that he is gorgeous and could beat u into the ground so theoretically he should be slinging mad dick but irl his vibes are so offputting and horrendous that he has absolutely negative rizz, a blackhole of rizz if you will. IF perchance u get past the rancid vibes and still want to smash it will never happen hes so fucking oblivious. spiritually and hypothetically hes a whore physically and narratively hes an incel. rip king u shouldve been smashing ur way through the five nations like an absolute chad but instead got nuked by a disloyal ho

Agreed, I believe he has negative rizz! But in my brain he's such a nasty little freak. Great analysis!

He is a funny guy who says funny things.

Sometimes he is so charismatic because of how much cunt he served in his revival.

He says some bangers for sure. But he reminds me of this old man who would come talk to me every day when I was held captive as I delivered his mail. He was awkward and seemed to have no one to chat regularly with and definitely said some crazy ass shit, but over the years he seemed to have some fine tuned stories that made him come across as charming if the light hit right.

Examples of Bro loving to talk. I'm sure Zetsu regret choosing him to manipulate sometimes. We stan anyways tho 🤪

[ha1taniwh0re]

Character list

BUNGOU STRAY DOGS: Dazai, Chuuya, Akutagawa, Mori, Kouyo, Kyoka(only platonic), Gin, Atsushi, Kunikida, Fyodor, Nikolai, Poe, Ranpo, Francis, Fukuzawa, Tachihara, Hirotsu, Fukuchi, hunting dogs members, Baram,Sigma...

MORIARTY THE PATRIOT: Moriarty brothers, Moran, Bond, Irene, Sherlock, Mycroft, Fred(platonic)

TOKYO REVENGERS: Mikey, Draken, Mitsuya, Baji, Cifuyu(no smut), Emma, Hinata, Yazuha, Hakkai(no smut), Angry(no smut), Smiley, Rindou, Ran, Koko, Mochi, Sanzu, Izana, Kaku, Taiju, Madarame, Hanma, Kisaki(no smut)...

DIABOLIK LOVERS: Sakamaki brothers and Mukami brothers

BLACK BUTLER: Ciel(aged up), Sebastian, Alois(aged up), Grell, Undertaker, P4, William

NARUTO: Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura, Shikamaru, Ino, Itachi, Madara, Kakazshi, Hashirama, Tobirama, Orochimaru, Minato, Tsunade

TOKYO GHOUL: Kaneki, Ayato, Touka, Uta

ALICE IN BORDERLAND: Niragi, Aguni(platonic), Hatter, Arisu, Karube, Chota(platonic), Kuina, Chishiya, Mira

SCREAM: Stu, Billy, Tara, Sam, Chad, Mandy

PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: Barbosa, Jack, Elizabeth, Tia Dalma, Davy Jones, William, Henry, Carina, Sao Feng, James, Blackbeard, Gibs(platonic), Angelica, Salazar

OUAT: Rumpelstiltskin/Mr Gold

WINX:Bloom, Musa, Stella, Flora, Aisha/Leyla, Tecna, Sky, Nabu, Brandon, Helia, Timmy, Riven, Valtor, Trix, Palladium, wizards

HAZBIN HOTEL: Alastor, Lute, Adam, Angel Dust, Husk, Charlie, Lucifer, Vaggie

[lossie92]

Recently I stumbled on the hunk-jock-himbo chart again and me being me, it made me think about which category would the founders belong to.

Here's what my discord community and I settled on. Huge thanks to @malazuzu22 @titaniafaeriequeen @kooriicolada and @sarcasticfoxy for their very helpful contributions to this very important discussion 💕

Okay, without further ado, the final rundown is:

Hashirama: himbo

Tobirama: slimbo

Madara: hunk

Izuna: frat chad

Ofc that's our opinion on the subject, so do with it what you will 🫰

[starswallowingsea]

For the ask game, uhhhhhhhhmmmmmmm hm. HiMERU

ask game

My first impression

haha rinne's acting real gay with this guy i wonder what their deal is (re: mainstory interactions where himeru says the whole convo was a waste of breath and rinne says what you want me to kiss you to give you that air back?)

My impression now

eternal torment nexus for this one. he's everything to me and i want him to be happy but to be happy is first to suffer and be totally bare to your friends and let them into your life. at least tatsumi pretends to do that.

Favorite thing about that character

i think the way we still know almost nothing about oremeru as a person. odd thing to say about a character but we know his motivations for taking over for his brother and can theorize about some aspects of his "true" self but in reality he's still such a mystery and i want to know more about him. i have high hopes for the new event.

Least favorite thing

uhm. nothing because i think his flaws are also funny as fuck

Favorite line/scene

any time he talks about kaname in his head, wondering what kaname would think and how he's holding a space for kaname. just because the world doesn't remember you doesn't mean that i don't. i'm sorry i couldn't tell you i love you soon enough.

Favorite interaction that character has with another

PASTEL B BROTHERS i'm so excited they canonized an in universe name for him and kohaku. they're so cute together and ohhhh kohaku being not a kaname replacement but oremeru being more emotionally aware of what teenagers want/need out of the adults in their lives and trying to do his best but not wanting to give up his act. the way kohaku said that himeru will softly smile as he helps kohaku with stuff in the main story when they think crazyb is going to be disbanded and how they're all family despite only knowing each other for a short time.

A character that I wish that character would interact with more

another madara answer but partially bc i wonder what he really thinks about double face's activities when they were active. we saw niki's perspective on that but given himeru's past. i do wonder how he would treat madara knowing the full extent of those activities.

Another character from another fandom that reminds me of that character

going to just leave this here. contextless 18trip spoilers.

A headcanon about that character

himeru was in his college's drama club to learn more about acting outside of what the priest taught him for impersonation. he was never quite cut out for the lead but uhm. you haven't seen a3 but i think he'd take on roles similar to what homare does.

A song that reminds of that character

i left you a note by chad lawson it was the season 2 theme for unobscured and it's just instrumentals but it fits him i think. at least the more melancholic aspects of him.

An unpopular opinion about that character

this is more about crazyb in general but the fact that there are still people who think all of them need to be "saved" from rinne is insane. all of them have the ability to just fucking leave. himeru had a solo career before this he can find a new unit if he really wanted to. they're there because they want to be. if you like all of a unit but one member and think they suck then you do not understand that unit's dynamics sorry everyone is in their current units for a reason.

Favorite picture

would it be too cheap to say his newest event card unbloomed. the trip album framed in the background. kaname's hand. what would you do in this situation.

also going to include his card from the souma ts2 scout he looks so nice. and and his unbloomed from the last globalstars campaign

he looks nice in sunsets he should have more sunset cards

[jplupine]

✍🌕 ~Requests Info~ ✍🌕

🐾 Rules:

🐺 You must be 18+ to make a request. 🐺 Send me the full character(s) name with a prompt for drabbles/headcanons/thirsts/etc. State whether it should be SFW or NSFW if the prompt doesn't make it clear! In the case of prompts requiring a partner, add in sex/gender/pronouns for a Reader; I might use an OC if this is not specified. 🐺 I will write some darker topics but not all. 🐺 Specifically no scat/piss/vomit fetish, DDLG/CGL, incest, foot fetish, or vore. 🐺 No pro-bigotry, graphic self-harm, suicide, etc. 🐺 Not all requests will be answered, but the ones that spark inspiration will be!

[Subject to change as I figure more shit out ✌]

Fandoms/Characters I write for:

🐾 Bleach:

Grimmjow || Szayel || Kenpachi Zaraki || Sajin Komamura || Shunsui Kyoraku || Kensei Muguruma || Akon || Kisuke Urahara || Renji Abarai || Ggio Vega || Coyote Starrk || Yasutora 'Chad' Sado || Isshin Kurosaki || + a few others. You can ask if the character you're looking for is not here!

🐾 Dorohedoro:

Kaiman || Aikawa || Kai || Risu/Curse || Noi || Shin

🐾 Haikyuu!!:

Aone Takanobu || Asahi Azumane || Bokuto Kotaro || Kuroo Tetsuro || Kyotani Kentaro || Yu Nishinoya || Tanaka Ryunosuke || Ushijima Wakatoshi || Iwaizumi Hajime || + a few others. You can ask if the character you're looking for is not here!

🐾 Naruto:

Gaara || Kakashi Hatake || Madara Uchiha || Obito Uchiha || Kiba Inuzuka || Hidan || Kankuro || Choji Akamichi || Shikamaru Nara || + a few others. You can ask if the character you're looking for is not here!

🐾 Kimetsu no Yaiba:

Inosuke Hashibira || Genya Shinazugawa || Giyu Tomioka || Tengen Uzui || Sanemi Shinazugawa || Akaza || Hantengu Clones || Gyutaro || Kyogai

🐾 Misc.

Bolin || Zuko || Ban || Zebra [Toriko] || Bakugo Katsuki || Aizawa Shota || Roronoa Zoro || Raian Kure || Sukuna || Gojo Satoru || Yuuji Itadori || Monsters || Any characters I already have a fic for [you can check my masterlist] || Any of my OCs

[bakuraryxu]

incel madara vs Chad Tobirama. is this anything.

[imaginarianisms]

muses that're being removed:

akasuna no sasori (naruto)

chad adkins (gangsta)

cody balfour (gangsta)

haruno sakura (naruto)

hyuga hinata (naruto)

inuzuka kiba (naruto)

mitarashi anko (naruto)

sabaku no fusa temari (naruto)

yamanaka ino (naruto)

essentially almost all of my naruto muses save for my founders era muses (toka, mito, madara, the founders era jinchuriki, sarutobi sasuke, otsutsuki kaguya, etc) with the exception of kakashi, gaara, konan & mei.

aragorn (lotr)

garlan tyrell (asoiaf)

tauriel (lotr)

thranduil (lotr)

willas tyrell (asoiaf)

almost all disney muses with the exception of tiana, lilo & stitch until further notice

jennifer check (jennifer's body)

newt scamander

buffy summers (btvs)

madeleine perez (euphoria)

all videogame muses save for clementine (who's technically fandomless), james young, cj, aaliyah (oc child of louis & clementine) & minerva

all fandomless muses save for takhi namid & eerie somby

[madsaku]

god i hate pseudo-alpha masculinity male bullshit like that but there's something so sexy about madara's dominating aura. he's the only exception though 🫣

[chrollo-tw]

There is actually nothing wrong with liking Madara or disliking Obito, bc everyone enjoys different things, but it doesn’t change the fact that I like to make stupid posts about it :p

[star-kujo-platinum]

Welcome to my Page!~

Hey there, awesome reader! I’m Rosie, but you can call me Inu! I will be turning this page into a page filled with NSFW fanfics, headcanons, and the like! I love many fandoms, but there are few I will write for as of now! I will list them down below! 

**I will write for these; Fem! Reader, Male reader, Trans! Reader. I'm not that good at writing AFAB/AMAB or GN! Reader stories as of right now. **

Masterlist

Fandoms I will write for:

House of Wax

Halloween (RZ version, sorry!)

Texas Chainsaw Massacre

SAW franchise

The Witcher (Netflix series)

Genshin Impact

JJBA (JoJo’s Bizarre Adventures)

BLEACH

NARUTO/NARUTO SHIPPUDEN

InuYasha

Rurouni Kenshin

More will be added soon! Now, here is a list of characters from these fandoms I will write for as of right now!

Characters I will be writing for:

Vincent Sinclair

Bo Sinclair

Michael Myers (RZ version)

Thomas Hewitt

Bubba Sawyer

Mark Hoffman

Geralt of Rivia

Kaeya Alberich

Diluc Ragnvindr

Itto Arataki

Zhongli

Jotaro Kujo

Dio Brando 

Ichigo Kurosaki

Zaraki Kenpachi

Byakuya Kuchiki

Renji Arabari

Yasutora Sado (Chad)

Kisuke Urahara

Naruto Uzumaki

Sasuke Uchiha

Kakashi Hatake

Master Jiraiya

Orochimaru

Itachi Uchiha

Madara Uchiha

Neji Hyuuga

Shikamaru Nara

InuYasha

Sesshomaru

Miroku

Koga

Himura Kenshin

Sanosuke Sagara

Saito Hajime

More to this list will come! Now, time for things I WON’T write for!

BIG NO NO’s: 

Rape

Toilet kinks

Incest

Necrophilia (sorry, I won’t)

All else is game for now! If any questions, just ask!!

[madaraservingcunt]

a better ending for Naruto: Shippuden than the actual ending is what if Sasuke died sacrificing himself to save the world alongside Kaguya. Sasuke's sacrifice also revives Neji, Madara, Itachi, Obito, and those nameless samurai ppl from the five kage summit arc and them sasuke haters on reddit can finally shut the fuck up and be satisfied with him dying (eh, i do not hate sasuke or anything but i'm fine with him dying because he's in the way of the great Naruto X Madara ship and I also want to make Sakura suffer because I hate her). Then after mourning Sasuke's death Naruto decides to marry Madara Uchiha, become hokage, and start actually fucking fixing the shinobi system starting with getting rid of those stupid Chūnin Selection Exams, restoring the rain village like he promised konan, and banning slavery in the hyuga clan. Sakura is a stupid bitch who is too busy being a cook at some restaurant spending the rest of her life being a miserable sad bitch who gave up being a ninja because her bad boy crush died and everyone tells her to stop whining and get back in the kitchen because i hate her. Naruto is such a giga chad alpha male hero protagonist of the Konoha village he also ends up marrying more men like Ryu from Street Fighter and Jin Kazama from Tekken who join his harem. They join Madara in giving Naruto all the love and respect after Naruto suffered so much in life. One day, Madara finds out he is pregnant with Naruto's child. Madara is a male hermaphrodite who has a vagina thanks to Indra's chakra. Naruto would be a such loving husband satisfying Madara's cravings for ramen, rubbing his massive pregnant tummy, and feeling their child kicking inside of his pregnant belly. Naruto would hold Madara's hand as Madara keeps pushing giving birth to the hokage Naruto's child. Itachi and Obito would also get harem of bitches and have lots of children, starting a large family. Itachi, Madara, and Obito fufill Sasuke's dying wish of restoring the Uchiha clan. Both Jin and Ryu also end up pregnant with Naruto's babies and give the firstborn more siblings (let's say Jin Kazama is also a male hermaphrodite who has a vagina because he has the Devil Gene). Madara and Naruto's kids would be broken as fuck think about it - rinnegan, healing factors, wood style jutsu, sharingan, Perfect Susanoo, large chakra reserves, Rasengan, shadow clone jutsu. Yes, their son would be so powerful he can beat goku, saitama, unicron, galactus, the one above all, the presence, rimuru tempest, gojo, Anos Voldigoad, bill cipher and can easily one shot all of the stupid lame boruto villains like delta or eida - truly I don't think any anime character stronger than naruto and madara's son. their kid will also not be an unlikable badly written brat asshole unlike fucking burrito and their kid will be grateful for his giga chad daddy naruto's existence. adult naruto will look more like his father minato instead of the ugly ass design he got in boruto. yes this ending would be a million times better than the abomination that is boruto and chapter 700.

[rarepears]

Masterpost [July 2022 ideas 1/2]

July 2022 (1/2)

Find the second half of July's masterpost here.

lan wangji finds himself being married off to cang qiong sect auluo binghe

shen jiu's brocon brother au

imagine if itachi uchiha was reborn as lan xichen au

hashirama and madara reincarnates as wei wuxian and nie huaisang respectively au

sung jinwoo is a farmboy au

shang qinghua in bungo stray dogs au

wei wuxian reincarnates into svsss as an imperial prince and raises a dead shen jiu as a fierce corpse (and his future tutor) au

give me a tech illiterate Jinwoo who's feeling the impacts of growing up poor w/ single parent & then struggle to raise sis on his own au

shen jiu was aizawa's hero teacher and then becomes bakugou's as well au

shen yuan is married to yue qingyuan and everyone thinks that shen yuan is shen jiu's older brother when he isn't au

lan wangji finds himself being married off to cang qiong sect au

Dolores must be the wizarding world’s name equivalent of Karen.

Mama Jiu tea party in which multiple shen jiu's with kids meet up to discuss life au

sung jinah transfers to ouran high school after high orcs destroy her previous high school au

 Sung Jinwoo who is a professor AU

if sung jinah used her internet slang for evil aka she bullies jinwoo with it au

sung jinwoo x tywin lannister au

Sung jinwoo ends up with a baby Hibari (khr) au

mdzs modern verse poolboy wei wuxian and music professor lan wangji au

xanxus's cloud guardian is shen jiu (and cloud!luo binghe tags along) au

 the married life of sung jinwoo and wen ruohan au

PIDW reborn as cats and Shen Jiu is the lucky cat owner au

cumplane i didn't know that was you edition au

aizawa's chronic pain the TMJ edition au

if yue qingyuan and shen jiu were actually blood brothers but shen jiu was too young to remember their family au

in which the system places shen yuan's soul into shen jiu's body in a very very different way au

hibari reborn as a lannister au

shen yuan unknowingly is dating his son's teacher au

solo leveling meta

shen jiu moves to gotham with baby!shen yuan to start a new job at wayne enterprise and his new neighbor is jason todd au

Nie Mingjue X Meng Yao - married AU

shen jiu gets a thirsty onlyfans system so he never goes to cang qiong au

jason todd has no clue what the fuck is going on but he's oddly popular among these svsss folks when he's just trying to kill them au

if luo binghe did not join cang qiong then what would happen? au

pitch black is the guardian of tik tok au

sung jinwoo time travels and now there's two sung jinwoo's au

gojo x tony stark

Yue Qingyuan revives a dead Shen Jiu and Cang Qiong assumes that Shen Jiu must be Yue Qingyuan's childhood love au

twink!Sung Jinwoo (except he's the immortal monarch of death) X Endeavor au where hawks is SufFeRiNg

 sung jinwoo's english name is chad sung au

 hibari reincarnates as Lang Xichen's twin au

single parent of a plant baby thy name is shen jiu au

aizawa gets himself a posh european boyfriend named hannibal and it's going GREAT until it's not au

Sung Jinwoo is Jinah's maternal grandfather who reawakens as S ranked hunter au

the svsss war on drinking milk to prove ones true noble heritage au

tifa (FF7) reincarnates as jiang yanli and thus jiang yanli x nie mingjue