#chaOs

[wh40kartwork]

All Is Dust

by Reuben Blakeman

[darkmentalnut]

[spaces-3etween]

Happy Valentine’s Day to this tortured soul🖤🦇

[thatrandomcanadian]

Here ya go bestie

Truly YouTube knows what I’m about

[idiotic-anon]

I JUST RANTED TO MY DM ABOUT TMA AND THEY WERE TAKING NOTES AND THIS IS WHAT THEY WROTE-

Jonathan sims. Protag, promoted to head archivist of magnus institute by douche, called Gerald, gerry, british, ew. Doesn't like being peeled by banana. Hates spider books, told book writer to fuck himself. Attacked by evil book when he was 8. (?) Teenager came over and got fucking obliterated. saved by lesbian powers of friendship. fucking idiot femboy. Given a life or death deal by other femboy. runs from the police, based. Blah blah bible jesus magic.

(VERY, Very tumblr)

Gertrude was weird as fuck, Stopped ritals. (lame) Dead.

martin, not dead, Tumblr man. Pussy

Gay secretary, dead and shipped. bi, but also freddy mercury. Brother got peeled like a fucking banana. named Timmy

saucy sasha, lead to death by very sexy wasp lady, and killed by not sasha. also a (possibly) lesbian.

Melanie, QUEER, gets with johns ex. some Lesbians hate the gays in this world

Basira, Also gay, cop. Gay for other cop

Daisy, Cop, Stop resisting, probably seduced by gay secretary

Gerald, Woobie, weird name. not existing, lonely as fuck, super cancer victim, killed by book. (lol) Doen't understand colors. Likes analogies, bad at doing them. (anon is a simp)

Micheal, made anon make funny noise, gertrude sacrificed to spriral, followed map to yellow door to random sukuna heart and did a fusion dance dead as fuck.

Helan, Kinky

Nikola, Ringmaster, Made of some non meat material, steals peoples skin, (based). Tried to steal jons skin, ~moist~

Jurgen, kinky

Mike, Struck by lightning, didn't even get superpowers. Chased by lightning man for spiral. Likes ex al'teora. just like me frfr. George floyd lady beats the shit out of him.

Jared, Likes bones. Steals bones. https://youtu.be/IyhJ69mD7xI. Stolen by kinky lady. late game character,

3 gay old people, Douche, Simon, Peter.

Simon, gay, GAY, old.

Peter, Lonely. Devil may care, Wants to seduce martin,

Oliver, a twink. I can fix him, psychic, dead boyfriend. End.

georgie, Jons ex, Tumblr, "Thou shall know no fear.", Dating melanie. also QUEER.

Supernatural fear entities? arbitrary, that are actually one thing, not at all like colors, no idea what they're talking about

Eye= fear of being watched, tzeentch

vast= fear of falling, and inconsequence

web=spiders, lack of control.

Dark=Dark

Choking= No air, (kinky)

Spiral= Fractal paterns. Crazy

Stranger=uncanny

Hunt=Fear of being prey, carnal fears.

Desolation=fear of loss, arson,

Slodder=Fear of violence

Corruption=Flies, corruptions

(wasp lady, SMASH)

End=Death

Flesh=Being eaten, beetlejuice

Lonely= being alone

AVATARS ARE A THING?

avatars are just buddhist ghosts

Jon is ghost?

Jon is a ghostbuster, but also an exorcist. and bi/ace also a ho.

Douche is back, Secretly a member of eye cult for and a founder of not scp foundation, old as fuck, used eyes like doctor bright, killed gertrude. DOUCHE COMING IN WITH THE METAL CHAIR, beats the shit out of book man.

John was marked by every entity and released not tzeentch onto the world. All entities are gay for eachother, tricks john like a dumbass to do a ritual

Books are evil, lighteners? more than one Necronomicon. Dumbass bookkeeper. Pandoras book.

There are seasons? 5

Flesh book

Spooder book

Ex al'teiora

Bone turners tale. Steals your bones. (based)

JJK

-coffin, ate jons ribs.

-Yellow door

soul anchors, can sell bones.

-Notes

worse ship names than vivziepop fandoms.

femboy on femboy crime

Seriously, what the fuck are these ship names. Back in my day they were normal god damnit.

[avocad0-t0ast]

traffic from phighting :P

[astra-ravana]

Zagan's Ritual Of Brilliant Chaos

King Zagan is a demon of the Ars Goetia known for his abilities to transform, alchemize energies, and create both disruption and wisdom from chaos. This ritual is designed to invoke this eccentric king to introduce positive chaos into your life—shaking things up to remove stagnant energy, break old patterns, and open the way for unexpected opportunities.

Needed:

• One black candle

• One red candle

• One silver or white candle

• Dragon’s blood or myrrh incense

• A piece of paper with Zagan's sigil on one side, black on the other

• A red or black ink pen

• A chalice of red wine, pomegranate juice, or spiced tea (as an offering)

Instructions:

Preparation - Choose a time when you feel ready to embrace change. A waning moon is best for breaking stagnation, while a full moon can enhance the manifestation of new energy. Set up your altar with the candles, incense, chalice, and sigil of Zagan at the center. Meditate briefly, focusing on an area of your life where you need transformation.

Invocation - Light the black candle, saying:

"King Zagan, Lord of Change and Sacred Chaos,

I call upon you to shift the narrative,

To break the old and ignite the new,

Let transformation arise!"

Next, light the red candle, saying:

"I welcome the fires of disruption,

Not to harm, but to create,

May the storm bring new beginnings."

Finally, Light the silver/white candle, saying:

"Balance in the madness,

Order through disorder,

I call upon you, King Zagan, guide my fate."

Petition - On the blank side of the sigil paper, write a phrase describing what you wish to disrupt, ie:

"I seek chaos to bring renewal in my finances, love life, creativity, etc."

Be open to unpredictable outcomes. Hold the paper over the red candle’s flame (do not burn it yet) and say:

"Let the old be shaken, let the new be awakened,

By Zagan’s might, I welcome the unknown."

Place the paper sigil side up. Raise the chalice and say:

"To Zagan, master of transformation,

I drink in honor of your brilliant chaos."

Take a sip and pour some out as an offering. Burn the petition paper in the black candle’s flame, visualizing energy in your life completely shifting.

Closing - Thank Zagan with these words:

"The winds are stirred, the tides have turned,

Chaos shall unfold for my highest good.

King Zagan, I honor you, I thank you, and I release this working." Extinguish the candles in reverse order (silver, red, black). Let the ashes remain on your altar for a full cycle of the moon or bury them at a crossroads for manifestation.

[thatrandomcanadian]

Showed my girlfriend the first one

HER LUAGH IS SOO CUTEEEEEE

Made some valentines cards for today ❤️❤️

[kitthefoxkin]

Could i get a Leshy from Cult of the Lamb with themes of Red flowers and also chaos? (whatever you see fit for the term chaos, but if it helps, i don't mind if you go a more silly route with it!)

leshy (cult of the lamb) moodboard with themes of red flowers and chaos!

art creds below the cut :3

tl: yonjiplush

tr: sockfromspace

middle: unknown

bl: unsanctitude

br: gerolism

[dank-meme-my-gf-sends-me]

[xaoca]

by Jenna Barton

[archangel-azi-fell]

What you don't see and forgot from the episode "The Doctor's Wife."

He brought River Song back. That wasn't her name before. He used the pieces and remnants from the time lords memory boxes.

Which were all the same time lord, desperately trying and pleading for help.

His own Tardis also held a piece of her.

Just like Rose.

Think about Harry Potter and how Voldemort split his soul in pieces. She had that done to her. It's confusing and hard to wrap your head around, but

River/Rose/Missy are all the same person. Shattered because of the games that people played with her. Including him.

She was so shattered that even though he was looking for her, he couldn't see her sitting right there with him the whole time.

It's why he can't think about being with her. It's why she doesn't push to be with him. She knows that he just felt bad for her dying, nothing more. But she won't kill him, because she's not a killer and she does love him. Even if he doesn't love her back.

It's the oldest unrequited love story. Girl has his back but in the end, no one has hers. Not even herself, remember, Master kills Missy. That was her last regeneration. She died. She killed herself. That wasn't the first time, but it was the last time.

It's Aziraphale and Crowley. - Seriously GO LOOK UP CROWLEY for real. Who was he married to? Who did he divorce? He said she was crazy while he was the one talking to spirits. Her baby died and he divorced her. He used her to get the things he needed and then left her.

The Doctor does NOT and has NEVER loved River Song (And If You Think Otherwise, You Must Be Watching a Different Show)

Listen, folks. It’s time to face the facts. The Doctor has NEVER loved River Song. Not even a little bit. And I have 17 rock-solid, completely canonical, absolutely not contradictory reasons to prove it:

He only took her to Calderon Beta to show her the starriest night in the universe on her first night in space jail, which was also their honeymoon night. A night that is literally impossible to replicate with anyone else ever again. But no, not romantic. At. All. Just two people who happen to be married, spending a totally meaningless night under the stars.

He only stuck around for the mystery of her and once it was solved, he… checks notes …continued planning elaborate dates, risked his life for her, wrote her poetry, spent centuries in her company, and doing domestics with her. But yeah. Definitely just a phase.

He kept an entire diary to track their time together. But that’s normal, right? Just an intergalactic, timey-wimey version of a Google Calendar for the woman he definitely does not feel any sort of romance for.

He was willing to let all of time and space collapse just so they could have a linear married life. You know, because that’s what you do for a woman you have no strong romantic feelings for whatsoever.

He planned intricate dates just for her, dressed up for the occasion despite usually looking like a sentient pile of laundry, and bought her custom-tailored outfits so they could match. You know, just friendly little outings. Buddies. Chums. Mates.

Whenever she calls, he comes. No matter the situation, no matter how much danger he’s in, he drops everything and rushes to her side. He’s probably just really into checking his voicemail.

He wrote her love poetry. But, like, strictly in a platonic way. Just some totally neutral iambic pentameter for the fun of it.

Despite being universally known for his terrible time management, he is always perfectly on time for her. Which, of course, doesn’t mean anything. He just suddenly became a scheduling genius when she was around.

He keeps asking her to travel with him. Like, repeatedly. Like, he can’t take the hint that she has a life outside of running around in space. Almost like he wants her there. But that would be ridiculous.

The entire universe knows that the easiest way to lure the Doctor into a trap is to put River in danger. Because he will always come for her. But that’s not love. That’s just… reflexes.

He “only” took her to Darillium because he was lonely. And then, in an act of sheer, meaningless, absolutely not-love-driven desperation, he spent 24 years (and more) being domestic with her. Just hanging out. Not a big deal.

He built a whole planet just so they could have a little more time together. You know, because nothing says "total indifference" like terraforming an entire celestial body.

An entire archipelago, famously known as "The Lovers Dreaming Island", exists where the islands literally form the shape of their intertwined bodies. That’s just standard planet-building, really. All geography is accidental.

He physically defied the laws of the universe to hold onto her data ghost. The whole "ghosts can’t be touched" thing? He literally said, "Mmm, no thanks" then proceeded to french kiss her goodbye. But that’s really just the kind of farewell you give to someone you were forced to be with.

He keeps a spare TARDIS key inside a book called The Time Traveler’s Wife. No significance whatsoever. Probably just the only book lying around.

Her words gave him hope when nothing else could. Her voice became his mantra. But no, not love. Just, you know, some lady saying things.

But yeah, sure, he never loved her. The universe must be wrong. The Doctor must be wrong. The literal geography of an archipelago must be wrong. The foundations of time itself must be wrong. Or… maybe the Doctor is just the most emotionally repressed idiot in the cosmos, and we’ve all spent years watching a romantic tragedy disguised as sci-fi nonsense.

Final Conclusion: The Doctor absolutely, 100%, definitively does not love River Song. And if you believe that, I have a prime piece of real estate in the Medusa Cascade to sell you.

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Siege Of Fenris

by Cristian Otazu

[epiph-annie]

find me where the wild things are

[jack-o-laa]

Man i love fishing