#ch: kidd

[rosiesriiveters]

I keep thinking about the scene where a couple of airmen are talking and say that Rosie must be lucky to survived as long as he has only for Jack to be like - show Robert Rosenthal the respect he deserves 😤 best pilot to EVER fly a B-17 😤 you just have a skill issue 🤚 be better! You will never be HIM ✌️

[dxsole]

you can say no. i won't be mad. (Ruby to Kidd)

📍 ADVENTURE? | Not Accepting.

"I was gonna say yes." He explains— why did she even bring up the potential for her being mad? He would never want her to be mad, especially not because of something he said or did.

"I'll go." She had suggested going someplace (doesn't understand the name or what would occur at this secondary location), and seeing as Kidd felt he has seen very little of the world (he knows park and street and food place. Surely there was more), Kidd was eager to see what it was. "We can go? Now? Or...not now?" Later, he means. He doesn't have a concept of time but he did know now and...not now.

[dxsole]

Money is pay. Money is the good way to get things. This information is deposited into Kidd's rather empty bank of knowledge. He nods, to indicate that he understood and would, with Beck's help, try his hardest to acquire money and do good things.

Even if it's a little vague on how to get his hands on money in the first place. Perhaps this is something they can discuss while eating.

Something that seems about to happen once they reach the diner— he liked these places. They were shiny and see-through and everyone looked happy to have food. They even smelled good when you walked in; honestly, he would have to say these are his favorite places.

But he goes no further, under Beck's instruction, and waits to be addressed. He will be a good person and wait.

Thankfully for his growling stomach, it's not a long wait and a good-natured older woman with a warm smile and lines around her eyes and frizzled gray hair poking out from her bun seats them, calls Kidd honey.

The pair are seated in a little booth, menus with a spattering of photos (thank goodness) placed before them. Once she's left, announcing she'll get them some waters, Kidd leans over the table to whisper to Beck; "You know these things?" Finger points at menu. He can't read yet.

Kidd is yet to know all these locations; so far he has the diner, the bathroom (and this was a common space, apparently, and all vastly different), the park, and the station. The last one he knows he didn't like even if it was the very first space he was brought into after waking up in the woods.

He hit the guy who questioned him at this station over the head with a chair. He's not proud of it but at the time he was seemingly brand new and did not like that guy's tone.

But Beck doesn't talk to him like that. He doesn't make him feel dumb and instead seems to want to teach him new things and how to act. So he eagerly follows. Especially seeing as food was involved. Fast food even.

"Okay." And he does nod in agreement. "I'll be good." And walk faster— he keeps his hands in his hoodie pocket but shuffles along quicker to keep up with Beck. He doesn't mind the brisk pace, he's very hungry and now that he's been promised curly fries he has no problem running if it gets them to the food faster.

"How'd you get...pay?" Money. "People don't wanna give stuff to me and I don't know how to get it. The good way." Without just taking. Or hitting now that he knows that's wrong.

[joy-girl]

I cope with memes

[roronoaswifey]

luffy: the one who dodges first is a loser!!

law: im not playing your stupid game 🙄

kid: this is why you’ll never become a hot shot 🤬

also law and kid:

[partyinthemysterymachine]

✨💖the moods of goomt💖✨

hello it's me again comin atcha live from my little corner of hell

just here to promise and solemnly swear that i will continue to be as insufferable and obnoxious about GOOMT as humanly possible at every opportunity, and i can assure you, from the bottom of my heart and hungry soul, It Will Only Get Worse™️

thank u for ur time

bonus judgment:

shut the fuck up Kidd

[bydxsign]

[rosiesriiveters]

everyday he’s trying to resist the urge to just start biting people

[dxsole]

@thelostsullivans | Cont. from X

Being a decent person was more than enough fro Kidd. People tended to get frustrated when speaking to him, what with his lack of context for...basically everything around him.

"Kind?" Is he kind? Maybe. He hopes so. It didn't seem like a good thing to be...not kind. It never felt good.

Oh, well, really, it depended on your definition of kind, didn't it? Kidd was helpful towards Ruby but he'd also bite anyone who put their hand too close to his face on instinct alone. And not let go.

But, he'll try to reel that in. "...Well, I am kind." He's decided. He's kind. Officially. "I didn't know there was, uh...not a lot of kind people...if you meet any not-kind people...you could tell me." There's a slow blink. "I can hit them." Another blink. "Kindly...I'll do it kindly because I'm...kind. Like you said."

[dxsole]

One can only wonder. Kidd isn't quite sure how he does anything and certainly couldn't articulate that fact to the man before him.

What is known is that Kidd was now being allowed to enter the lizard housing room further and get even closer to said lizard. As far as he can remember, this is the best moment of his life.

With Jacob's instruction, Kidd peers into the tank, leaving his hands safely outside and far away from the delicate beast— the last thing he would ever want to do is hurt it. He thinks it is the single most amazing thing he's ever seen in his entire life.

He continues to stare, mesmerized by the scaly green thing that pays no mind to him. "School." New word unlocked. "Am I?" He shrugs still staring down. "I haven't been at a school before. Never heard of it." It seems a little implausible, but for Kidd it was the truth.

If he was supposed to be at school, nobody ever told him about it.

Pet for the class— now that's just jumbling up the first words he gave him. Kidd lets out a small huff through his nostrils to indicate his frustration. Talking to people was hard enough when you couldn't remember things. It's worse when things you don't know keep getting repeated back to you.

"...I'm not...I don't—" Relatives he doesn't know, nor pick-up—

Lost? Kidd immediately perks up. He knows that one and he's been asked it enough times to get the gist that it was a word that pertained to him. "I'm lost." He nods before pointing to the lizard again. "I like those." Lizards. "So I stopped. But I'm lost." Now, maybe they could actually get somewhere in this conversation.

"...This is a brain place, yes?" It's funny that he sort of understood the concept of a brain; he had met a person walking from this place and when questioned what this big red building was, they had explained, It's a school, only to be met with a blank stare. They teach children. Kids...learn things?

This had gone on for quite some time until the phrase train their brains came up. It stuck with him because train and brain sounded similar and he had thought it was funny. "You do learn here, yeah? I wanna do a learn."

[gnarlycrys]

chat, is this real life rn?

please tell me it’s all a joke.

PLEASE

[joy-girl]

One Piece chapter 1076 / One Piece chapter 1063

40 years old emperors Shanks and Blackbeard looking like bullies in elementary/middle school, picking on little kids so that they give to them all the snacks they have lmao.

[sanjisluvbot]

⋆˙⊹MASTERLIST˖⁺ 🪼

Extra disclaimer : I will not do smut for minors, I can give you a little kiss or something but that’s it.

SERIES:

Isekai Yandere Strawhats 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19

Strawberry fields josuke x black fem reader Pt1 Pt2 Pt3 Pt4 ( maybe )

Miguel O’Hara x Black Fem Reader Pt1 Pt2?

Isekai Yandere Strawhats CH 2 1

As Above So Below Raian Kure x Black Fem Reader 1 2 3

ONESHOTS:

Sanji x Black Fem Reader GOOD DAYS

Isekai BNHA x Black Fem Reader

Don’t Drink The Tea

Nami x Black Fem Reader Time well spent

Zoro x Black Fem Reader Time apart

Yander Josuke x Black Fem Reader ( Aged up )

Portgas D. Ace x Fem reader live

Isekai Yandere Strawhats x BNHA Black Fem reader

Isekai Platonic Yandere Strawhats

Getou Suguru Hopes And Dreams

HEADCANNONS:

Platonic Yandere Todoroki

Bakugo X black Fem realtionship HC

Bucciarati x Black Fem Reader relationship HC

Isekai Yandere Strawhats x Distrustful reader

JOJO:

One piece:

My hero academia:

Naruto:

Chainsawman:

AKI X Black Fem Reader

SPECIFIC CHARACTERS:

Katsuki Bakugo:

Todoroki Shoto:

Jotaro Kujo:

Josuke Higashikata: Strawberry fields

AKI:

Gojo Satoru:

Fushiguro Megumi:

Nanami Kento:

Sanji: A prince’s wish

Zoro:

Eustass Kidd:

Killer:

Trafalgar Law:

Portgas D. Ace: Live

Hatake Kakashi: The student becomes the teacher

Shikamaru:

Raian Kure: series

[dxsole]

Kidd honestly wasn't sure what else he was meant to do outside take things and leave. It wasn't like anything was held down or under lock and key (he doesn't actually know what a lock or key is, but the sentiment is there).

Nor did he know what to do with this guy who started following him around. It seemed like they were in the same situation; utterly lost. "Uh," He holds up an Arizona can, which he had taken because he liked the colors, 2 5-Hour Energy's (Taken for the same reason), a banana as well (seemed interesting), and a pocketful of potato chips (he had opened them inside then poured them all in his pocket. Honestly he's not sure why, but it felt like the right thing to do).

One of the potato chips was tossed into his mouth. "I got stuff. Good stuff." Again, he's basing this on the colors.

can i help you? | chats - kidd & inkblot!ethan

[schmirius]

hi, Daphne Palmer Genacopoulos just told me in ch 7 of her book about Captain Kidd's wife Sarah that pirates

used to keep the turtles that they had hunted for food

fresh on long voyages

by flipping them on their backs. and keeping them.

because they couldn't go anywhere. on their backs.

[at1nys-blog]

Next Door

When you try to save your friends from bad press (your father's opinion on them) ending up having to find a way to survive it turns different than what you expected, but along the way there are your best friends, new friends and a very annoying gym bro that lives just Next Door

Previously on... Next Door//More about... Next Door//Next on... Next Door

Vol.7 Ch.30-little kids

She regretted everything: having had too many drinks; focused on the wrong guy; getting drunk to not think about what was happening, but mostly important she regretted how her main focus was Zoro interacting with kids.

She had never saw him like that, and it was not even because he didn’t notice her, he did, and she knew he saw her at her table downing drinks after drinks like no tomorrow.

Her head was throbbing so much Y/N thought her brain was about to get thrown out of her skull.

Taking her phone she checked the time: 8:33 am, then a text message got her attention. It was from Kidd, she unlocked the phone and opened the message app. A simple ‘we need to talk.’

The second she answered, he called. Y/N imagined Kidd eyeing his phone like a hawk. She laughed at that.

“Do you like him?” He started.

“Good morning to you too, I’m great just an headache. What about you? Have you slept good?” She mocked. It was insane, she thought it was just insane to start a conversation like that.

“I don’t… just answer my question. Do you like him? Yes or not?”

“First of all, who do you think I like? And second, why don’t you answer my question?” Leaving her bed she walked to the kitchen, maybe she could try and eat something.

“Because I am waiting for my answer. So? Do you like him?” Y/N had to remind him to be more specific, she had a couple of guys that she liked, not in a romantic way that’s it, but still. “Roronoa Zoro. Do you like Roronoa Zoro?” She laughed. “I’m serious don’t laugh.”

“Are you for real? Roronoa Zoro? The Roronoa Zoro that is always annoyed if I just even breath his way? Man please don’t make me laugh.”

“I’m not, I am dead serious. I didn’t say anything yesterday because it was your cousin’s wedding and I didn’t want to cause a scene but I swear…”

“You swear what? What were you going to do if we weren’t at the wedding?”

“Never mind.” The conversation was going nowhere, Kidd just started yelling and as a consequence Y/N kept raising her voice, which got Eustass Kidd angrier the more they talked.

Y/N was getting impatient, she just wanted to end the conversation here and there but whenever she tried to put an end, he started once again with his stupid ideas that she was just using him to get back at Zoro.

“You are just stupid at this point. I’m not that desperate to get a man attention like that.”

“Oh you forgot how we started talking?” She scoffed, what had that anything to do with their conversation? “I overheard you talking about Law and the second Chopper told you he is not interested in a relationship or whatever you wanted, oh look at her going into her next victim, aka me. I should have known better.”

“Hold on. Is not my fault I like it when a guy looks good. And before you could say…” he cut her off, Kidd didn’t want to know more, he made a mistake and he was paying the price of his decisions. He hung up the phone. “I can’t believe this.” She said and in the heat of the situation she smashed the plate on the ground. She had to cool off before doing anything, before having breakfast, before going out. She has to let it slide and move on with her day.

“Mutherfucker blaming me for his insecurities. Fucking bitch, how dare he yelling at me like… ugghhhh” she walked to her balcony, thinking that maybe some fresh air could have helped her. It did. A bit. Because the memories of last night came back but honestly, she was glad they did. Seeing Zoro making a child smile with just his presence was helping calming her nerves.

The phone in her pocket kept on buzzing, it was getting annoying so she decided to check what was so important to make her phone go off like that.

Zoro was pacing, back and forth in front of the door, he didn’t know what to do, nor what to think. Was the sound he heard a good or bad sign? Was she okay? Was he supposed to call an ambulance? The police? Both?

His phone dinged, taking him away from a spiral of stupid questions, to be honest, and took a deep breath when he saw it was Y/N. She had screenshoted his tweet, he didn’t care much, sent it to him and told him to get inside, the door was unlocked and that she was on the balcony.

He walked inside, the main space was clean, cleaner than what he assumed it was. Zoro had a picture of what Y/N was like and the fact that she always proved him wrong made him upset, he was always right.

Moving his focus to the kitchen, there he saw it: a plate smashed on the ground. Looking more carefully he was happy to not see a single drop of blood, thanking whoever was above him that she wasn’t hurt. Walking to the terrace he started thinking how to approach the topic, how to ask her without being too noisy and without making her mad once again. After hearing her scream he didn’t want any repeat of that.

“So, I heard you screaming and smashing things. Is everything okay?”

“Nothing is okay.” She didn’t move from her position, not a glance his way, nothing. He had to not think much about it, the two of them hated each other. “I woke up with an headache because I got drunk yesterday and I got drunk because…” a pause. “I wanted to” Zoro knew it was a lie but he didn’t care, she was talking to him without a hint of teasing in her voice and for him was good enough.

He spaced out in the middle of her talking, Zoro heard nothing of what she said after, the man was so into his own thought he forgot he was with someone else. Just when Y/N called his name he was back on planet Earth.

“Sorry, you were saying?” She rolled her eyes and walked inside. “If you don’t care, why bother asking.” It wan’t a question and he wasn’t asked to explain himself but he did it regardless. He apologized, explaining that when she talked about the wedding his mind, on its own, started to remember bits of the night before.

“Really, it wasn’t planned. I wanted to know if you were doing fine, genuinely curious.” She sat on her couch and he followed, cautions in case she didn’t want him there. Y/N didn’t say a word, he took it as a good sign, it was fine for him to take a seat next to her. “So, if is not too much to ask, why were you screaming.”

“Eustass fucking Kidd.” Zoro noticed how she called him by his name and not referred to him as ‘punk boy’. He had to bit the inside of his cheeks to not smile at that. “Man is so insecure he thinks I was using him. He implied am I an attention seeker. Do you think I seek for attention?” She was now looking at him, deep into his eyes, his soul. He felt weird.

“No, I don’t think so. Also, Eustass is stupid so don’t listen to him. He is always wrong.” He said. He knew she was going to say something stupid so he managed to play his cards right by anticipating her next question by shutting it down before she could even ask.

“Thanks.” Never in his life he ever thought to heard that word from her, not if it was meant for him, no sir. He didn’t say anything, until he had an idea.

“Are you free today?” Y/N looked at him confused, Zoro could guess what she was thinking right now, but just waited for an answer. She told him Franky was nice enough to give her a day off. “Great. So go change, I have something in mind that might take your mind off of things.” She pondered what to do, he saw it but then agreed.

“I’ll be right back.” She said heading to her room.

Y/N was dying inside. She wanted to know where were they going, what were they going to do, but she didn’t dare to ask. Zoro had told her it was going to be a surprise, so even if she asked he wasn’t going to talk.

“Please tell me.” She gave in. She couldn’t stay any longer without knowing.

“I told you it is a surprise, and besides we are almost there.” He answered.

It was true, not even five minutes later Zoro parked his car and invited her to get out the car, to which she didn’t have to be told twice.

“A…dojo?” Seeing the building she was in a loss for words. Why did he took her there? Was she going to take part of the class? Was he going to give her a private lesson? What was happening?

“Yeah, I have a lesson and a meeting with a special guest. I thought it was going to be of help. I can drive you back home if you want.” Y/N looked at him, then she looked back at the dojo. Her eyes shifted between the man and the building a couple of times, she couldn’t believe what was happening. “So?”

She agreed. It could go any worst than this morning right?

She regretted accepting the idea. She was surrounded by kids, not older than 10 years old, asking questions and question and more questions all together. Some of them complimented her beauty, one of the kids joked about being the happiest guy if she was to go out with him.

“Do you like master Roronoa?” She didn’t know if she was supposed to laugh or yell at the kid for the question. It took her sometimes to come up with an answer good enough to shut him up but before she could mutter a single word, Zoro walked in.

Y/N had a thought, for a second she had an unholy thought about Zoro dressed in that samurai edoten. The color wasn’t that flattering but she knew that if it was anyone else they couldn’t pull it off as much as Zoro was.

He smiled at her, the kids too immersed in the stretching session to notice the exchange of looks the two adults were having. Y/N scoffed and went back to the exercises.

After the stretching was over, Zoro personally handed the students a wooden sword.

“Do as much as you can. This time I won’t push you too much.” He said, winking at her.

“No, I don’t…”

“Okay now, before the beautiful lady that joined us can waste our time take your position and let’s start.” Y/N’s mind was racing, she couldn’t believe he thought she was coming back at the dojo; she couldn’t believe he winked at her while saying that; she couldn’t believe he called her beautiful. He just called her beautiful and she didn’t know what that meant.

She couldn’t ask for explanations, she couldn’t take Zoro outside and ask him to explain himself so she just kept on doing what she was told to do.

Zoro was happy, happier than usual. He loved training his little samurai in the art. He grew up in the dojo, he was immersed in such a beautiful tradition he took proud in teaching the new generations about it, in hope they would take it to heart and teach it to the future generations.

His happiness was because she was laughing. It was the first time since the wedding he saw her laughing to her heart content and now, watching his students show off in front of her, Y/N was having the time of her life.

“Okay okay, enough now. Give me back the swords and go change. I have a little surprise so don’t be late.” As on cue the kids rushed to Zoro heading their weapon, Y/N followed in tow. “You can go home if you want, I need to stay and check the kids for another hour and a half.” He said once she was close enough to hear him. Unbeknownst to the both of them the kids were looking at them, laughing and giggling at the interaction.

“I think I’m going to stay. I don’t want to go home yet. If that’s okay, of course.” He waited before answering.

“Go change then. I’ll see you at the front desk later.” Zoro watched her leave the room and when he was sure she couldn’t him he called his little students. “Okay, listen to me. The lady that joined us today had a pretty bad morning so now do me a favor. Either in groups or one by one, I really don’t care, go to the garden by the main entrance and give her a compliment. Anything to make her smile okay?” They all nodded “great, now go change first.”

It didn’t took Zoro long to change so he was able to see, from afar that’s it, the kids doing as they were told, watching carefully how Y/N reacted at the compliments she was receiving.

“I thought you hated her?” Kuina asked, stopping next to her cousin.

“I thought that too.” He said. “Now let’s get this room ready for our guests.”