#centaur headcanon

[monstersandmaw]

whats your take on satyrs and centaurs etc? do you have personal hcs on them like centaurs personalities depending on them being hotblooded or warmblooded? or social routines of satyrs gathering to braid and groom each other's fleece? they're not always a particular favorite, but it is fun to dive into lore abt them

(sorry for sitting on this for so long!)

I like to think that there are as many variations to centaurs and satyrs etc. as there are to their real life inspirations in horses, deer, goats etc.

You get tough, stubborn Shetland centaurs and big, chill Shires and Belgian drafts, good all-rounder, easy-going Dutch Warmblood types, and highly strung Anglo-Arab centaurs etc. etc. Same goes for cervitaurs - hardy red deer and delicate fallow, tiny muntjac, and small but tough reindeer, plus some really big moose folk too. Goat satyrs who have a tendency to faint if surprised, as well as some shy sheep-based satyrs who have close family units...

I have a headcanon for centaurs that it's a huge deal for someone to be allowed to sit on their back and ride them (let alone put tack of any kind on them), and for some it's taboo or just too revolting to consider, while for others it's a sign of deep honour and trust. I mentioned a story idea I had a while ago for an elite messenger corps that uses centaurs who are paired with a rider, but I never did anything with it (yet?).

I think satyrs would have very strong family units, and cervitaurs and centaurs are traditionally nomadic, though they tend to stick to one large area and roam across it. They're wary of outsiders, but if you gain their loyalty, they'll do anything to protect you. Satyrs love music, and throw the best and wildest parties and they're also good at brewing and distilling fruit wines and cider and ales etc., while centaurs are more known for their herbalist lore and skills in medicine, and cervitaurs are caretakers of the forest and are the best at woodland management and coppicing etc. :).

The quadruped species in particular are used to having family members and close friends take care of them - mutual grooming and hoof-picking and stuff is all very natural to them - so they're not generally body shy, but they're also very in tune with people's body language, and are able to read if you're not comfortable with a situation very easily.

I'm sure I've got more thoughts on them, but for now, I hope that was fun to read :). Thanks for your patience, anon.

[monstersholygrail]

Centaur Head Canons: Tying you up

Centaur bf x fem!reader— bondage, teasing, nipple play, oral (f!receiving), cum eating, yandere behavior

The height difference between you and your centaur bf was always something you both enjoyed, despite its brief troublesome moments.

One of those moments being the strain it put on his body whenever he maneuvered himself to eat you out. The most troublesome part of that being is that your centaur bf fucking loved to lap at your sweet pussy. He longed to get lost in the apex of your thighs and to suffocate between your folds.

It was his favorite meal and every now and then he couldn’t help but kick his legs back, tail already swishing in anger by not having easier access to your cunt.

Until one day he couldn’t help but notice the beams and the way they crossed within his stable. The height at which they sat… leading to a wicked idea forming in his mind.

And that’s how you found yourself suspended high up in the air of Centaur bfs stable, constricted around so many loops of rope you had lost count. Your arms strung up in the air and your legs forcibly spread as wide as they could go. Leaving yourself vulnerable to whatever your bf wanted to do to you.

Centaur bfs ties the knot right in the valley of your breasts, the texture of the rope sending goosebumps along your spine and hardening your nipples.

“You’re gonna do so good for me, sugarplum,” your bf rumbles, his southern accent having a naturally calming effect on you. His hands teasingly trail down your body, eliciting gasps from your throat as he makes his way down to your glistening pussy. Already so wet and ready for him.

Centaur bf’s mouth salivates the second your scent wafts into his nose. His licks his lips, leaning in and soaking up every bit of the scent of your arousal. He lets it coat his tongue, imagining being able to taste you and fully lose himself in your flavor. His hands massage your steady thighs, gripping the bottom of them so he can keep your dripping folds right up against him.

He nuzzles into you, getting your essence all over his face. Not wanting to rush a moment of this he just takes you in, even as you whine and faintly beg for him to lick you. His tongue darts out, flicking a dollop of your liquid into his mouth and he groans loudly.

“Good heavens,” he rasps before he unhinges his jaw and his tongue slides up into your cunt like a man starved. Hands squeezing at your thighs as he laps up every drop that had gushed out of your nice glistening pussy.

He takes full advantage of having such easy access to you. His tongue swirling through your folds in ways he’s never been able to do before. He rediscovers your pussy, making sure every inch of it is pleasured by his eager tongue.

Your moans ring throughout the air, body writing and hips wriggling as you both try and lean in and escape the unrelenting pleasure Centaur bf is unleashing upon you. Your bf lets out a rough huff and the clomp of his hoof hits the ground loudly. His fingers digging into your ass and holding you tighter against his mouth.

Centaur bf can’t decide on which part of you tastes best as he licks you up like you’re the best tasting sugar cube he’s ever had.

He wants to taste it all, all at once. His long thick tongue slipping deep inside your cunt before sliding up to suck at your clit. Forcing unbelievable sensations to crash into your body in waves. Your body shakes, only making the ropes brush tantalizingly against your skin and adding to your pleasure. With a ragged shriek you cum all over Centaur bfs face.

A loud neigh chokes out through your bfs throat, his front legs rising a little in order to get impossible closer your gushing pussy. Your release soaks his face and he growls, rushing to lick every drop of it up. You cry out loudly, overstimulation setting in as he just doesn’t stop. Lighting your nerves on fire in the best way.

“O-okay, get me down now. Someone could come in at any minute,” you croak, slight worry to your tone. You two are in the public stables after all, just as your bf had planned.

Centaur bf stays firmly against your spasming lips, lazily stroking up and down your walls to get any remaining ounce of your orgasm. His eyes darken as they look up at you, not that you very much notice as you pant heavily, suspended so highly above him and the ground.

A part of him wanting someone to hear. Wanting to bring you to the point of ecstasy that someone can’t help but overhear and wander in, worried your screams are ones of pain and not pleasure. Only to find you here in his stall. That you’re his and he’s the one bringing you to such a peak. Before they rush out to leave you two alone because above all your nosies are for him and him alone to enjoy to the fullest.

Hesitantly leaning away from your pussy he starts rubbing out the muscles of your thighs as they twitch and quiver in his hold. You look down at his face and immediately whine, seeing the amount of lust in his eyes. What you didn’t know yet was just how many plans your bf had for you. How many ways he wanted to watch you fall apart in these ropes before he takes your exhausted body and takes you again. His eyes sparkle with how much need he has for you. Knowing you need him just as much.

“Oh, we’re not done yet, pretty girl,” Centaur boyfriend says in faux sweetness. One hand slips back to your ass while the other slides along your inner thigh. You hiss as two of his fingers glide along your slit and make your hips jolt at the spark of pain that shoots through your pussy. Your bf chuckles, seeing how your body reacts to him.

“Gotta get you all ready and stretched out for my cock…”

[queenie-the-court-jester]

Yandere farm x farmhand reader 🌾

A/n: this contains few nsfw mentions, mdni please! They're not all that yandere, just a bunch of dumb silly hybrids trying to catch their favorite humans attention. This is their intro

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★yandere farm x farmhand reader. I know this isn't original, but I always love the concept. Just minding your business, sweaty and hot from the sun, when suddenly a certain German Shepard hybrid starts sniffing you up and down, lapping up your sweaty skin and grinning when you swat him away. How did you end up here?

★maybe you came here for a summer job, maybe some relatives owned the farm, maybe you were always working here. Either way, it doesn't take long for the hybrids to notice you once you arrive.

★the bulls and cows watching curiously from the fields, the centaurs trying to peek from their stables, the merfolk living in the lake just down the property poke their little heads out. The dogs barking from their Little homes, and the cats watching from the windows. You couldn't help but gawk at the variety of hybrids, there were so many! Merfolk, avians, cattle, cats, dogs.

★your first week there was nice, the other farmhands were nice, and the owners were so sweet! Always speaking fondly of their pets, the old couple would watch them run in the field or play by the lake. You yourself found them a little annoying. Always sniffing, grabbing, nipping at your clothes. You've had to fight your overall bottoms free from one of the pooches one too many times. The cats were no better.

★your second week you meet the cattle and centaurs. And unlike the house cats and guard dogs, they're less handsy. Simply observing from afar. Occasionally sniffing you before nodding their heads and pulling away. Letting you do your job of combing, cleaning and fixing up them and their stables. The cattle would happily let you milk them, applying the breast pumps to the females and a cock pump to the males. You ignored how they looked at you strangely during milkings

★the third week you meet the avians. Odd little bunch, hopping around and puffing up their chests. They watched you enter their enclosure curiously, you were busy picking up their molten feathers because you thought they were pretty. So bright and colorful! Walking around bent over a little when you finally notice the peacock male standing right Infront of you. He gave you a pointed look before his tail feathers expanded. Looking prideful, tilting his chin up as if in an arrogant way. Swaying side to side and closer to you, while you just held the feathers in your hands, a little confused. He got closer until he let out an incredibly loud squawk. Turning around abruptly to glare at the cuckoo who bent down to poke his butt. The cuckoo gave you a grin before climbing back up the tree, using this time as distraction, you quickly escaped.

★on the fourth week, you meet the merfolk. Having been here a month, they were eager to meet you. Watching you walk on the dock with fish feed, eagerly Perking up and swimming closer. You shook out a good handful and chucked it out for the koi fish to eat. They swarmed the area until all the food was gone, simply staring up at you. One poked her head out, tilting it a bit and making a 'click' sound with her tongue. You mimicked her, doing the same. She seemed elated, making various whistles and clicks, splashing up and down the lake. The lake was manmade and filled with koi fish when it was finished, but then again there may be more fish not even the owners know about since it was so deep. How'd they get in there? You're not sure, but you just know it.

★on the fifth week your owners told you about how they had bought multiple sheep, and goats. One male for each group. Watching the loading truck approach the little barn they were finished building. So that's why it was there, they started construction when you arrived the first week. You helped the other farmhands get them situated, at first they were rowdy and a little aggressive but for some reason calmed down when you approached them. Your colleagues now called you the sheep whisperer. You quickly learned how to shave their wool and milk the goats properly. Sometimes braiding their long hair, you just wish the ram would stop headbutting the nearest male colleague for your attention.

★On your sixth week, you went for a walk in the forest when suddenly a little body of fluffy fur tackled you, growling with it's teeth barred. You looked up to see a Pomeranian hybrid, trying it's best to look intimidating. Their fluffy tail gave them away, it was wagging 100mph. They visibly deflated when you reached up a hand to pet them, letting you for A couple minutes before getting off. Walking back into the woods towards three wolves. Dissapearing with them. Not soon after you found a friendly garden naga. Just lounging on a rock and enjoying the sun. You asked to join and they let you, laying there for a good while until you had to go back to the farm. Noticing they had wrapped their tail around you, oh boy. It'll take a good while to get out. Welp, might as well make yourself comfortable and wait for the dogs to come find you

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HYBRIDS AND THEIR NAMES:

Week one, cats and dogs;

Brutus, dog hybrid, 18, German Shepard, he/him

Dolly, dog hybrid, 26, doberman, she/her

bladviba, dog hybrid, 25, black Russian terrier, he/him

Molly, dog hybrid, 17, chow chow, she/her

Sweet pea, dog hybrid, 17, samoyed, they/them amab

bubba, dog hybrid, 37, borzoi, he/him

Princess, cat hybrid, 18, ragdoll, she/her

Prince, cat hybrid, 19, Norwegian forest cat, he/him

King, cat hybrid, 27, Khao manee, he/him

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Second week, cattle and centaurs;

Miss bené, cow hybrid, 49, white park cattle, she/her

Miss blackberry, cow hybrid, 22, Aberdeen Angus, she/her

Miss Polly, cow hybrid, 26, Aberdeen Angus, she/her

Miss frufru, cow hybrid, 28, Aberdeen Angus, she/her

Miss Vivian, cow hybrid, 35, Aberdeen Angus, she/her

Big daddy, bull hybrid, 52, Aberdeen Angus, he/him

Johnny, bull hybrid, 18, Aberdeen Angus/white park cattle, he/him

Jacqueline, centaur, 19, shire horse, she/her

Timothy, centaur, 21, galineers cob, he/him

maya, centaur, 17, fjord horse, they/them

Casper, centaur, 23, ardennais, he/him

miguel, centaur, 18, Andalusian horse, he/him

harmony, centaur, 25, Breton horse, they/them

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third week, avians;

Sydney, avian, 22, cockatoo, they/he

Evangeline, avian, 19, peacock, she/her

Gabriel, avian, 20, peacock, he/him

fajarah, avian, 24, indian ring necked parakeet, she/her

Foolish, avian, 26, owl finch, he/him

simon, avian, 28, tyto alba, he/him

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Fourth week, merfok;

tancho, koi fish merfolk, 19, tancho koi, he/him

kiko, koi fish merfolk, 19, kikokuryu koi, she/her

hime, koi fish merfolk, 19, hirenaga koi, she/her

Tsu, koi fish merfolk, 19, doitsu koi, they/them

koromo, koi fish merfolk, 19, koromo koi, he/him

Mason, lake 'monster' (crocodile), 20, freshwater crocodile, he/him

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Fifth week, goats and sheep;

Sally, goat, 25, angora goat, she/her

Opal, goat, 24, Tennessee fainting goat, she/her

Sasha, goat, 26, australian cashmere goat, she/her

kim, ram, 23, dutch landrace goat, he/him

Poka, sheep, 19, Valais black nose, they/them

Juniper, sheep, Valais black nose, she/her

violet, sheep, 18, harri, she/her

azucar, sheep, 17, Columbia sheep, she/her

Wehrner, ram, 21, American black belly, he/him

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Sixth week, the forest creatures:

roxy, wolf hybrid, 19, grey wolf, she/her

Silas, wolf hybrid, 21, grey wolf, he/him

Milo, wolf hybrid, 20, albino Grey wolf, they/them

Kiki, dog hybrid, 18, Pomeranian, they/them

Coachella, naga, 27, garden snake, they/him

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[tubbytarchia]

@mcyt-yuri-week day 4 Grief!! Need Pearl to be held always and forever!! That's all

[heartfullofleeches]

BEAU X EVERGLADES READER??

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Yan Unicorn + Everglades/Nature Lover Darling

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"Guys.... Crazy story, but I'm out here standing a feet away from one of the prettiest horses I have ever seen in my life-"

You are aware they could hear you- right? Whilst bitter towards their unique brand of beauty being compared to that of a common creature - Beau had to give you credit where it was due. The emphys in your voice as you declare them one of the most beautiful things you've ever seen makes you a more tolerable presence than previous humans "guests" they've had to deal with, and the brunt of the reason you were still standing to begin with.

"So I'm out here, taking my daily walk in the woods as usual - but I was feeling a little adventurous today and decided to go a little further than usual. Got lost almost instantly, but I'd say it's worth it. You guys won't believe me when I say this is one majestic motherfucker."

Beau recalls hearing a saying that flattery gets you nowhere - clearly the human who came up with that phrase was more foolish than any human that's stumbled upon their land before. As you spoke, your body was perfectly positioned to hide theirs from the camera - revealing little more but the lush foliage around their hooves. A sign of respect, the unicorn assumed paired with your fair distance. A human that understands boundaries.... to a certain extent, and compliments them well. Company like that is rare given their looks and power. Beau would never admit it himself, but it does get quite lonely as the only unicorn in this forest.

"I'd give my kidney to go over there and pet them, but I don't wanna scare them off either."

A tall silhouette casts your smaller figure into darkness. You hardly even notice for a few seconds as you relay your experiences to your phone - head snapping upwards as its snatched straight from your hands.

"It's pretty rude to be hook on technology while in the company of someone else... It may be wise to teach you some manners, but I'm willing to let things slide and return your device if you tell me more about yourself."

"...Sounds like a good deal to me!... Can I ride you?"

"My.... At least ask a person's name before being so bold.. Maybe there is a thing or two I should teach you..."

".... So, is that a maybe?

[toasty-owl-arts]

more honse thoughts

[chipsoapart]

Late Pride Month post!

(This took me way too long to finish)

Alt:

[bugwolfsstuff]

But consider

Hermes kids with snake fangs

Some have venom some dont, they all have different fangs of different species of snakes depending on the person

Luke with snake fangs. (I cant decide what species of snake for him, am tired, am rusty on snake facts)

Do you see my vision????

[bittlestofbats]

Finally finished all the main stuff for my centaur Welcome Home AU!

[kittenmoth]

Re-watched ATLA on Netflix recently and somehow centaur brain worms happened.

[nonhumanhermitheadcanons]

beef is a lama centaur

that is an amazing idea.

He's got lovely fleece that requires quite a bit of upkeep, but he's much better at exploring the world than the other hermits. the high altitudes dont bother him at all.

[garfieldblunt]

Kieran Duffy as a Centaur Headcanons

Just because I’ve been thinking about this for a while :)

(Also yes, this is the same AU as my Vampire Javier HC)

I want to say that Kieran either had his hair and beard color as his coat, or Branwen’s either works tbh

Obviously he takes care of the horses still, he knows from experience how to do it

He is so embarrassed that he doesn’t wear pants and his treasures are just out

Most of the time he’s wearing a blanket or something to cover up his butt

Kieran especially got scared after Dutch threatened to geld him

Most of the time people don’t want to touch him because he smells like a horse, but I like to think that Mary-Beth will sometimes help brush is coat, or even just pet his back

Sometimes people attempt to climb of his back and ride him, but he immediately bucks them off out of fear

He’s gentle with the women though, he will allow them to get on for a short horse ride if they want

A lot of the horse medicine goes missing because he’s probably drinking it, also he eats the hay that’s meant for the horses sometimes

Some people get frustrated with Kieran when he does camp shores because his tail is flinging around or because he had just a huge horse body

When the O’Driscoll’s got a hold of him, I imagine instead of just cutting off his head, they also took off his human half and put it on a stuffed pair of pants to walk towards Shady Belle

These are literally so stupid don’t mind me :3

[monstersholygrail]

I'm trying to figure out the logistics of centaur x human fucking..... how does it work??? Does the centaur just strap you to the underside of him??? I'm so confused ;;

Oh, dear anon, Sh sh sh. Lay your head down and relax for you no longer have to be confused. I would love to explain this to you. You see, there are many ways in which one can fuck a centaur!

As per the example you provide, yes! That is a way you can fuck a centaur. All strapped up in a harness to the Centaur’s underbelly, allowing his cock to sink deep inside you. Your limbs completely wrapped around his body. Helpless to move as you’re just completely at the mercy of his relentless thrusts. Even more toe-curling when Centaur takes you on the move into a light trot leaving you to bounce on his huge length.

A Centaur may also choose to lay you on your back or your belly on an array of objects so long as you’re at the right height. For instance, a Centaur may lay you down on a perfectly leveled table. Leaving you at exactly the right height to allow his cock to slide into your messy drooling pussy.

If you like things a little more classic, there are a multitude of ways in which to properly fuck a Centaur. Such as leaning forward on your knees as the Centaur lunges forward, standing with your legs spread and bending forward as the Centaur thrusts forward into your cunt, some impressive bending on you and your Centaur bfs part with you lifting your body upward and the Centaur kneeling forward.

Centaurs can also lay on their backs and you can ride them to your hearts content, smoothing your hands up and down their body as their huge cocks impale you. Same goes for lying on their side. You can ride their length as they rest on their sides, which gives them more access to reach you. In this positive you two may also lay together, their legs and arms wrapping around you and holding you close to their body as they slowly fuck their length inside of you.

In my recent fic, which you can find here, is another way to fuck a Centaur. Having them tie you up however they wish in order to give them better access to your holes. Then another way to fuck a Centaur has been brought to my attention here. Which has a Centaur wearing a strap so that you and your Centaur bf can be face-to-face as you fuck.

I’m sure there are a multitude of other ways, but I hope this mini-guide was educational and helpful in aiding you and others to seeing the wonders of centaur-fucking.

[elacechosystem]

Hello again!! I was working on a redraw until I fully realized that this drawing looks nothing like my concept of Awesamdude... Then again, I lost my concept to a device crash years ago, so there is no redeeming it, lol! This took me a little and to be honest, I'm not too proud of the smoke, but it's whatever!

Absolutely insanely buff Awesamdude. He'd have to be buff to fend off the ladies (and Dream)

[heartfullofleeches]

Yan Unicorn who’s actually super snobby and hates everyone besides their darling

[unicorn is a centaur to make things clearer]

It's said those with the purest souls gain the beast's favor-

You weren't so sure you fit the bill. You told your fair share of white lies, stole - though nothing more criminal than sweets before dinner. You've lashed out at people who've upset you. Had thoughts of causing said individuals downfall - all in all not exactly fairest of heart material...

And yet..

"You pushed your brother down the steps when you were five years old. Leave."

Another rejected traveler. They scarcely had the chance to plead their case before your lover shooed them all away. From one look - you judged their characters better than your own. Noble figures, speakers of faith, the weak and weary at the end of their rope - all belittled and banished by the unicorn's known eyes. You came across the mythical creature by pure coincidence following a hitching trip with a friend. They drive away within five minutes of initial contact while you were urged to stay for reasons the unicorn refused to confess. It's been about a week since then and you've been staying with it in a cozy cabin behind the waterfall you found them at.

You're snapped from your thoughts as the braid you were weaving slips from your fingers - strong arms lifting you off the unicorn's back and into their lap."

"Forgive me for disrupting your work, but it seems you've stopped process and gotten lost in your head again. Has my little helper grown tired? Do you need another soak in the springs? Perhaps a massage?"

You mess the lace around your wrists as they adjust the flower crown atop your head. "No, just.. wondering why you reject everyone who stumbles across this place, but you let me in. Why am I different?"

They sigh, brushing fallen leaves off your clothes. "If I am to be honest for once I must admit I'm a liar when it comes to most of my reasons for disliking your kind, but I am being truthful when I say I can read you all like a book. Your inner self speaks to me in a way different from any mortal I've met in all my years. Your company has been the greatest by far and I intend to keep it for as long as able."

"....are you sure it wasn't because of those baked apples I was carrying?"

"That may have been a small part - yes, but better yet why don't we stop talking now and get you ready for a bath."

[heytherecentaurs]

Fig would absolutely fuck with Against Me!

Transgender Dysphoria Blues is an undeniable classic and she would get into arguments with people over it.