#cellphone lore

[sui-imi]

To Cellphone Papyrus: What are your feelings about the other Papyruses or aus in general? Opinions about Roo?

[CELLPHONE] HE SEEMS LIKE A VERY STUBBORN PERSON, AND I WISH HE WASN'T! I WANT TO BE HIS FRIEND AND ASK IF I CAN RIDE THAT STRANGE BIKE OF HIS! I CAN'T ACCOMPLISH THAT IF HE GETS ALL WEIRD WHENEVER I TRY TO TALK TO HIM! (EVEN AFTER I SAVED HIS LIFE THAT ONE TIME) (BUT I'M NOT COUNTING)

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thank you for the question @drawer-ghost :]

[the-spooky-children]

Whenever someone on like Reddit or Pinterest or whatever tries to be a smartass like "um ackchually 🤓 Pelo made a Tweet in 2018 saying Skid and Pump are 8 and 7 years old" I just want to grab them by the shoulders and yell "IN WHICH EPISODE, THE TIMELINE CURRENTLY SPANS OVER 3 YEARS AND IT'LL PROBABLY GET EVEN LONGER"

[prismatoxic]

congrats on writing the fic that made a man text his (sort of estranged) dad. fr your portrayal of every single dynamic is so flawless and considerate. nobel prize.

THAT ACTUALLY DOES FEEL LIKE AN ACCOMPLISHMENT... i hope it goes well anon!!!

there's a lot to be said about people who did the wrong things but feel genuine remorse and want to get better, i think. i've been there (though not in a parent sense), and it's also what happened with my mom after i moved out, so i guess i kind of know how it is from both angles. on top of, you know, just writing what i know of who chilchuck is as a person (and assuming a lot of things about meijack and the others, lmao...)

[smoking-scales]

Ruth isn’t a big fan of the tele-snails (‘I don’t like how their stupid little eyes watch me’) but she is a big fan of music. Smoker goes out of his way to pick her up records whenever he makes a stop and Drake gives her a record player that totally wasn’t stolen from the wreckage of Onigashima. The record player and records are some of her most treasured belongings and she only trusts Brook and Franky to handle them when she isn’t around.

[cobalt-mutterings]

Seasonal employee from my Other Job applied at the bakery by my advice. Kinda worried about how he'll actually do at the job, apparently he had some issues at Other Job

[theladyofravenclaw]

I think putting Solas in a modern au would be really funny because imagine he's a professor at Rook's college, alright, and Rook thinks that he's annoying because he's one of those "no laptop, no cellphone, and no headphones" kind of professors. Rook is one of his best students and the two of them hate each other for it, especially because Solas has a notoriously difficult class.

But the minute they have an honest to god conversation, the lore that Solas drops on Rook is insane. Like "What do you mean you once threw a molotov cocktail at a police station and lit it on fire professor?" "What do you mean you doxxed mayoral candidate Elgar'nan to keep him from winning reelection, professor?" "What do you mean you're married to congresswoman Lavellan, professor!?"

Idk I just think the potential for unhinged modern au Solas is very good.

[httpknjoon]

suspects guilty | ksj

plot | the a-listers join in a tiktok trend (ft. more the a-listers lores).

word count | 1131

genres | humor, fluff, domestic au

pairing | actor!jin x famous!reader

main masterlist | the a-listers: confidential masterlist

Shot in the spacious backyard of their Massachusetts home, YN and Jin finally shoot their very first TikTok video. Of course, it was YN who asked the other to do it since she found the videos she watched hilarious. So, some time between breakfast and afternoon, the couple walked out to their quiet backyard to do it. All while their twins have their nap.

"So, I'll describe you with something mean and you'll do the same thing?" Jin asked, stretching his right arm over his chest.

You nod, "Yeah, we'll basically roast each other. But we'll start with the phrase: The suspect is. You know, like when cops look for their suspects."

"Okay, bub. I'm ready," he replied, this time, rolling his shoulders.

Your eyebrow raised while watching him warm up his body. A routine he usually does before working out.

"Why are you acting like you're about to run a marathon?" you scoffed.

The first one to be shown in the camera is Jin, in his favorite green hoodie, running while your voice can be heard in the background.

"Suspect claims to be a responsible drinker but posted his personal cellphone number online when he was drunk." Giggles were in between your words when you said that.

Jin stopped, "That was years ago! It was one time."

You laughed as he defended himself, remembering the time you witnessed Jin's manager stressed out the morning after Jin shared his phone number through Instagram Stories while Jin was guiltily nursing his hangover. It was around the time you two were doing press junkets for your second movie.

"Suspect had a very public crush over a co-worker when she was fourteen."

Jin grinned as you stopped from jogging. Your jaw dropped while the cringy memories of your past came running back to you.

"Oh my god! Stop bringing that up. It's embarrassing."

Everyone knew that you loved musicals, especially the movie Hairspray with Zac Efron in it. So when you were younger, you were never shy about expressing your adoration for the actor, mentioning him in interviews in teen magazines and television talk shows a handful of times. He was kind enough to surprise you one time during your appearance in Ellen. You were telling a behind-the-scenes story to the host and audience when Zac quietly walked behind you and sat next to you. Everyone laughed at your flushed reaction when you realized who was sitting beside you. Your hands were even shaking when he introduced himself to you. Up until now, you still see GIFs and memes of your reaction online being used in various contexts.

Before moving to the next clip, your husband was heard whispering under his breath, "It's cute."

"Suspect thinks he is slick every time he's shy. His red ears always give it away!"

Jin stopped and laughed at that, so hard that his hands are on his knees. You didn't stop, zooming the camera to his ears that are slowly turning crimson red.

"See! See!"

"Suspect claims to be a writer but has three thousand unfinished drafts in her computer!"

You stopped in your tracks and slowly looked back at the camera. Staring, you crossed your arms while acting really offended by that. Jin laughed at your dramatic reaction.

"That was personal, Jinnie! How could you say that?" you shook your head, feigning disappointment. "Writer's block is a worldwide issue. You know, five out of five writers get affected by it. It's a real problem."

"Suspect acts so innocent but likes to be called---"

"No! No! No!"

Jin stopped you before you could even finish your sentence. His tone seemed panicked. The camera was later focused on the ground while you two were heard whispering.

"We cannot share that online, bubba. It would generate articles."

"It's not like it's a bad kin---"

It was cut off to the next clip.

"Suspect called me the wrong name during our first and second date."

This time, it's your turn to laugh so hard that you fall on your knees on the grass. Jin was also laughing after mentioning that time.

"It was two different names!" he added, making you laugh even more.

To be fair, the names were his characters' names in two different projects he worked on. One is for his Netflix series and the other was his character's name in your second movie together. It was an honest mistake by you since you were really tired at both times it happened. Jin too. You two would just sneak in your first few dates in between your tight schedules.

"The suspect cannot tell his children apart."

Your husband was clearly taken aback by that, maybe dramatically offended. Knowing it was true, he didn't even deny it.

"That was only a few times--"

"Specifically, nine times!" you counted, trying not to laugh.

His eyebrows raised as he crossed his arms, "It was those days when they wore the same matching clothes."

"One is a boy and a girl, Jin," you told him, reminding him that your twins wear different colors of the same type of clothes.

"They are identical twins, bubba. You know that I have bad facial recognition!" he whined like a kid while you laughed.

"Suspect ghosted everyone for almost two years."

Although you stopped jogging, you just put your wrists together like you are surrendering, willing to be handcuffed. You walked back to him as you spoke,

"The suspect is guilty. She said she regrets nothing over it. She is happy with the choices she made."

Jin smiled upon hearing that. He remembered you two talking about your plans to have a hiatus in the middle of your piling projects. It was after you learned you were pregnant. As soon as you made sure that you indeed were, you immediately thought about taking a break since you already had your priorities straight. It was not just a decision you made in the spur of the moment. It was something you promised to do before you even met Jin.

As someone who grew up in a complicated family, you wanted different things when starting your own. You were willing to literally drop everything, leaving movie projects that you were dreaming of working on.

Jin wanted to do the same thing, so he could be with you. But you encouraged him to just finish his remaining commitments at the time. He was in a more tangled situation since he already started filming for those projects and couldn't afford to stress everyone with a sudden leave.

"Oh, bubba. I love you." he whispered.

He was about to lean in to give you a kiss. But you spoke,

"I love you too, si--"

"No!"

You laughed as he walked back to your house, enjoying his flushed reaction over your jokes.

note | unedited. not a comeback. this is just a random blurb in my head. sadly, I haven't written anything for months now. i feel bad leaving a lot of my works here on a cliffhanger but idk when will I update again. but thank u so much for reading and being here :)) hope ur having a great day.

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[genericpuff]

the Underworld is the only godly realm that was built on capitalism

So what's Olympus built on? Socialism? Are the gods and nymphs there living the good life compared to their underworld counterparts? Are Zeus and Hera good monarchs even if they're not good people? Or is it just bad in a different way?

Olympus does still participate in capitalism to a degree (especially considering that they do a lot of buying and selling between the Underworld, ex. Kore isn't the only one who travels for work between realms) but the realm was originally built on offerings and bartering which is a tradition that's still maintained between the gods themselves - and it's a big reason why they care for the mortals at all, because without their prayers and offerings, the entire foundation of their realm and the gods' status as rulers would crumble.

So in that way, the gods in power - aside from Hades who is an exception we'll touch on in a second - don't really care about the societal institutions of money, because money just doesn't really serve any function for them that the mortals' offerings - and their own abilities as gods - aren't already providing them. The capitalist system that exists in Olympus is more so to serve the residents who aren't being actively worshipped, such as the nymphs and satyrs (though some are lucky to gain recognition in ways that benefits them through offerings) and for budding gods who don't have as much influence in the Mortal Realm yet (such as Kore).

That said, there are plenty of complaints to be made about Hera and Zeus regardless of the economy that exists within Olympus, buuuut we'll be getting into those issues later ;3 As for the quality of life of Olympus vs. the Underworld, there are pros and cons to both, as with any economic system. The Underworld has a bit of a steeper divide between the rich and poor, but living in Olympus comes with the caveats of being in Zeus' territory where life can be... unpredictable, to say the least. BUT the Underworld being built on the free market has provided it with unique advantages through their technological advancements (ex. the existence of cars and cellphones in both realms is largely owed to the Underworld); whereas Olympus has greater access to the resources of the gods themselves due to literally being the home of the King of the Gods who everyone tries to keep in their good graces.

We've seen a mini example of this bartering system already back in Episode 56: Hera telling Kore she was going to help her with her garden wasn't just the Queen dishing out orders, she was telling Kore that gardening would be a sufficient enough trade for having her in her home and feeding her.

She's not offering to feed Kore for free (which WOULD be an honor coming from the Queen), she's telling her "I'll provide you with the company of royalty and good food / wine / etc. in exchange for your gardening services." (that said, it is still sort of a high honor in and of itself considering Hera wouldn't let just anyone tend to her property ;3)

But that brings us to the exception - Hades. The Underworld had to be built on a different system due to many of its gods and goddesses not being commonly worshipped, so offerings and tributes were hard to come by. For Hades especially, how was he supposed to earn the favors of mortals when they wouldn't even dare speak his name? This led to him having to build the Underworld on the value of specific resources - such as the minerals and metals and gemstones found in the Underworld itself - which were later refined into common currency that's now used across the realms.

Fun fact, this is also why Kore is ticked off that the Underworld costs a toll to enter for both shades and gods alike - because there isn't a toll booth to get into Olympus.

The Underworld has truly mastered the art of microtransactions LMAO

To wrap up this fun lil' lore dump, there's a WIP scene I have on the back burner that goes into greater detail on Olympus' bartering systems but I haven't had the chance to work it naturally into the story yet, I'm hoping it'll be included in an upcoming episode soon but it's basically a cute lil' shopping sequence between Persephone, Artemis, and Daphne :' )

(enjoy these never before seen sketches of Daphne sporting Y2K-style fashion LMAO)

[mythsandheather]

And so the myth of Persephone continued exactly the way Homer wrote it.

Side note: did you know most the gods could get visions of the future, not just Hera?

ALT TEXT in case the resolution is blurry or my writing is hard to read.

The first of two pictures shows Demeter holding a cellphone that holds a picture of the ending panel of Lore Olympus. It simply says “the end”.

The second panel shows Demeter looking upset and angry while holding the cellphone and demanding “what the fuck was that?!”

Zeus is standing next to her, leaning on her shoulder, and explains that “that’s what’s going to happen if you give those one million perfect roses sentience”.

Rest in pieces, Lore Olympus.

[sui-imi]

@ Cellphone Papyrus: I bet you vibe a lot with the Mettatons or characters in Mettaton's place! They are the closest things you have as a machine!!

[CELLPHONE] INSTEAD OF BEING JUST MY TV IDOL, METTATON IS NOW MY MACHINE IDOL TOO!!

[CELLPHONE] I JUST DON'T GET IT… HOW IS HE SO RECTANGULAR, SO ANALOG, YET SO… HIGH TECH?? BUT SO ALIVE??? IT MAKES MY NON-EXISTENT STOMACH GET BUTTERFLIES!

[CELLPHONE] HE'S SO COOL... THAT I CAN BARELY APPROACH MOST OF THE METTATONS I MEET. I DON'T WANT TO EMBARASS MYSELF IN FRONT OF HIM!! SO I DO WHAT EVERY NORMAL FAN DOES.

[CELLPHONE] STALK THEM ON THE UNDERNET!

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Thank you for the ask, anon!

[blanketorghost]

No YanSim Yuu, wahoo!! ( NoYanSim by @quartztwst )

Also we get to see Yuu before he cut off his hair pre-twst hehe

I'll be using Earth!Azul and Yuu's backstory from my personal lore to base this version of him.

He's probably one of the later rivals, since any lethal elimination routes are blocked off.

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🪻FULL NAME: Yuu Fujisaki

🪻AGE: 18

🪻YEAR: 3rd (much like Idia, he could skip years if it were allowed)

🪻REPUTATION: Popular (Reluctantly)

🪻CRUSH: Azul

🪻CLUB: Light Music Club

🪻STRENGTH: Weak, but agile and keen-eyed

ITEMS:

Hyakunin Isshu Karuta (to play with Azul on breaks)

Composition Book (for songwriting)

Tazer, Pepper spray (For self-defence)

Cigarettes (Azul doesn't like it, so Yuu is trying to quit for him)

Cellphone (Has a tracker app)

ELIMINATION METHODS:

Expulsion, Rejection, Befriend, Gossip, Blackmail, (EXCLUSIVE TO YUU) Forced transfer

🪻BACKSTORY:

He is one of Azul's childhood friends, and Yuu's crush ever since they were kids. They were in the same elementary school and were both bullied for a period of time — Yuu for looking like a girl and his prickly personality and Azul because of his weight— and that's how they ended befriending each other.

Eventually, Azul's parents found out about the bullying after an especially bad day and he transferred, leaving Yuu behind.

After Yuu went through puberty, he started garnering (very, VERY much unwanted) attention from the girls at middle school. Still, as if fate had finally answered Yuu's prayers, he and Azul ended up enrolling at the same high school.

Yuu is on his 3rd year and is 1 year Azul's senior, and has been stuck to Azul's side ever since Azul was a freshman. But due to his extremely busy career as the heir of a Kabuki troupe and Onnagata, he has to take leaves of abscence during the busy season.

Yuu has recently returned from one of said seasons, and as his last cultural festival is approaching, Yuu is planning to confess after the concert held at the end of the day.

Yuu's family, aside from being wealthy and well-known in the Kabuki sphere, is also extremely conservative and protective. Especially after the sudden increase of dangerous incidents at his local school. Due to his celebrity status, Yuu is one of the few students allowed to have self-defence weapons, and is escorted in and out of school by a security detail.

Still, there are things that not even his own family know about. Things that could be used to ruin him.

[floetcoeur]

DDVAU Rant

Final edit: in light to what one of the DDVAU editors told me, I understand a bit better why Grian hides his true identity but I still stand for every other point I said. If the DDVAU comic is truly like southern countries then fucking show it in said comic. And by “pussies” I meant that even if I’m part of an oppressed group, I don’t want to be treated like a little child who needs saving. Mutants can defend themselves as a species. But of course individuals are gonna want to deal with it differently. To make it clear, my point was in the idea that the mutant species shouldn’t be represented as defenceless victims. They have the power to rise up and fight for their rights. If the whole species can’t do that in an advanced world as it is portrayed in the comic, then they are pussies. As far as I’m aware they have the money to buy a cellphone, gangs aren’t threatening to kill their family if they speak and social media isn’t controlled by the government so they have no reason not to have the opportunity to defend themselves. Cause if none-white people and queer people could do it, mutants with literal superpowers would look pretty pathetic if they couldn’t. Funnily enough, for once, Reverse 1999 did it better in Tristes Tropicales. Manus vindicatae (a terrorist group) was recruiting gang members and people in need who were desperate to strengthen their numbers, and if you dared to speak of other organizations like the foundation they would literally publicly execute you. So yeah, it’s normal that you wouldn’t speak out in that environment. But the world presented in DDVAU is nowhere near that level of danger. Worst is you’d get fired. But even then Jimmy didn’t get fired for being a mutant rights activist and even Tango only got demoted.

Edit: I said DDVAU was set in modern days, which apparently isn’t true. It’s supposedly set in 2010, but I think my point still stands. Regardless of it being fantasy with made up places, humans are humans (or humanoids. But who knows maybe mutants identify as humans just like Superman identifies as a human because he spent his whole life on earth and mutants aren’t that different from a regular human. Just like someone with a different skin tone might not believe in the notion of race cuz we’re all humans and like if a white and black person live in the us for their whole life they’re gonna adopt American culture) and I think that more than 2010 years of existing would be enough to give them the opportunity to fight for their rights.

I love reading Double Hearted but when there are a few things that I find kinda annoying. So this is a constructive rant from a passionate of storytelling. I’ll try to keep it clear and concise.

The Mutant Racism

Why did Doody make the oppressed people in the lore THE MAJORITY OF THE POPULATION. “It’s because most of them are in the countryside.” Then they’re probably like Texans, hating on humans. Because humans would be the minority. But of course that will never happen because we can’t be talking about oppressed white guys. And as far as I’m aware, the story is set in present days. People have never been more aware of minorities, there’s a billion movies about it. Of course, racism still exists. But if you live in a big town, it’ll never be seen by the majority as a good thing. There’s no fucking way the racism would be so bad that they’d have to lie about being a mutant. Even if the president is like trump. OR mutants are just little pussies who can’t fend for themselves when they’re being insulted. And Tango being like “can’t believe you downgraded me cuz a parent complained.” That’s not a racism thing. First employers aren’t allowed to fire over race. - And you can’t tell me mutant teachers don’t have a syndicate. - And second, parents are treated like customers by the school staff. A guy got fired because he said some inappropriate things on his twitch stream. Not at school, on his personal time playing video games on twitch. Also let’s just say that Tango kinda proved to the principal that he wasn’t in control of his emotions. He’s a lab teacher, full of things that if overheated can explode. I can understand how one could be worried if his power can easily get out of control.

The ableism

This one will be quick. In one of the panels, Scar complains about the government not liking disabled people. But in his context, that makes no sense. It doesn’t matter if you’re a sniper. You don’t see anyone in the army that’s disabled. Or in the police force. Because you need to be in constant movement. HotGuy would struggle really hard if he didn’t have those prosthetics. So I feel like the government would be entitled to enforce that for his own security. And there’s a difference between accepting that disabled people exist and pretending like it’s a cool thing. I would bet my life that if the real Scar could magically be healed he’d do it. Having to constantly depend on people takes a toll on your self esteem. Imagine not being able to shower alone. Or go to the bathroom. It’s not fun. And there are so many things you can’t do anymore.

When Scar defeated Fongrian

This one is more light. It has nothing to do with politics, but with the writing. I know it’s a joke that Hotguy misunderstood what Tango’s ability is but it shouldn’t have happened. If Hotguy was a competent superhero, he’d be briefed about Tango’s abilities through and through to plan an effective way to defeat Fongrian.

Random unrelated drawings

[just-some-cat]

Theory time!

deltarune chapter 3+4 spoilers

What/who is Ralsei? So far there's a few possible options:

1. Ralsei is an item like the rest of darkners (which one?)

2. Ralsei is a dead lightner like Gerson (who?)

3. Ralsei is an alive lightner

4. Ralsei is simply something the lore hasn't explained yet

There's a poll after the explanations, I'd love to know what you think!

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1. Ralsei is an item:

If we assume Ralsei works by normal darkner's rules, with just possibly more power than the other Darkners so that he can be in any world without turning to stone, the question is which item?

We could assume it needs to be an item that has to stay consistently present in every location a dark world has been opened up in: easiest answer to this would be something that either Kris or Susie are always carrying around as those two are the only certain reoccurrences between the worlds, with Kris being a bit more likely on the count that Ralsei probably has some ties to their brother. There isn't much that we know for sure that Kris or Susie are always carrying around other than their clothing, Kris's cellphone, or most interestingly Kris's *knife*.

If Ralsei were Kris's knife it would feel... ill-fitting, but in a way that I could see Toby Fox pulling for the dark irony of it. Ralsei does have sharp horns at least, even if the rest of him is all soft and cuddly.

We don't actually have to assume Ralsei is something Kris/Susie are carrying though, because there is another reoccurring character in Rouxls Kaard that appears in multiple worlds (but not all), a card that... well, we don't actually know if Kris would take him with them in their pocket. Maybe. Maybe not. So him appearing in the dark world in Kris's house doesn't have an explanation yet. (Lancer meanwhile, was picked up by Kris to their pocket so his appearances are already explained). Outside of that, it seems like Ralsei lives in the school closet even when Kris and Susie aren't there. I think I remember a scene where Susie took Tenna to the school and met Ralsei there without Kris present - but I could be wrong. So maybe we can instead assume that darkners, or some specific darkners like Ralsei, can move outside of their own dark worlds without being physically carried there as objects. That'll lead us to believe Ralsei is simply an object in the school closet as that's where he lives, and that could be pretty much anything. A popular theory of course is that he's a drawing of Asriel or something else either depicting Asriel or owned by him. Or even a drawing of Kris's monstersona.

2. Ralsei is a dead lightner:

Gerson appears in chapter 4 as "not really a darkner", but also someone who cannot appear in the light world due to being dead. A dead lightner. Ralsei has told us that he can't come to the light world due to being a darkner - but we could assume that while "can't come to light world" was true, "because he is a darkner" was not.

Believing this theory you would have to assume that either Ralsei is lying or genuinely unaware of his true origins.

You would also need to look critically at his statement about "souls of dead loved ones will only appear in very specific dark worlds"; the statement seems to apply to Gerson, but it would not apply to Ralsei for whichever reason, as he has been seen in every dark world so far. This again alludes to him having special powers (because of his prince-hood?) or to him giving you incorrect information.

In any case, if we believe this theory, *who* would Ralsei be?

A dark answer could be that he *is* indeed Asriel, who had died while in college, without his family knowing about it. There are some difficulties to this theory however because Kris as his sibling has already shown to think they look very different from each other (Ralsei and Asriel) as well as how he would appear in town if he had died somewhere else.

An answer I would be more willing to believe is that he was an ancestor of the Dreemurr family. Perhaps someone buried under the school. With that, there would be a lot of reasons for him to resemble Asriel and have ties to him, while also being a different enough person that Asriel's sibling would know they're not the same at all. Perhaps he is a boy in their family who died young, and like Toriel, was devoted to the religion of "Deltarune", therefore knowing all about it.

I'm personally more willing to believe that in this case, Ralsei would have forgotten his past life as a lightner rather than lying about it. He does keep information from Kris and Susie - but he's never outright lied about something, rather just not said some things when he could have.

3. Ralsei is an alive lightner

Meaning Ralsei would be keeping his lightner-hood a secret.

This theory to me is the least likely because as I mentioned, I don't really believe Ralsei would outright lie to Kris/Susie especially to this extend, and if he were alive instead of a dead lightner, "not knowing about it" wouldn't really be possible. But that is based on my personal opinion of Ralsei's personality, so this should be explored anyway.

Being an alive lightner would solve some of the things that seem mysterious about Ralsei, such as him being extremely alike to a real a lightner (Asriel and the Dreemurrs in general) unlike the others darkners who's designs take inspiration from the objects they are in the light world. It would also let Ralsei move to any dark world without trouble - he wouldn't need special powers, he wouldn't need to be carried, he wouldn't turn to stone. The only thing he would need to do... is just be sneaky enough about it. Follow Kris/Susie in the light world to where the dark worlds are. Very un-Ralsei like behaviours tbh, as far as we know him.

Who could he be in this case? Again "Asriel" jumps up as a possibility and again, it's challenged by Kris's perception of Ralsei as different from Asriel. It could be... a secret brother that we were never told of and never saw? Who knows. Trying to ask the question of "who" makes this theory all the more unlikely to me as it would need to be a lightner who kept himself totally hidden from the others. Well, I guess the knight is another example of that...

4. Ralsei is something not yet explained

Half of the story in, there's still so much we don't know yet, that maybe whatever Ralsei is just hasn't been explained or showed to us yet.

One possibility could be a darkner that has no light-world item counterpart. But the possibilities are endless.

In which case... better luck next chapter?

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Poll time!

I appreciate reblogs to get better results ^^

[lieut-dundy-le-vesconte]

bold move man 😘 youre the first to say it to my face outright hehe. you wan me to come by btw?

Have you done dundy tricks with any of your coworkers and why is it fitzjames

lemme consult the books

first of all fuck fitzjamei second of all catch me at nextcomman meetin havin fucked everon ine the room dont think you could say that about yoursel fhuh? my Ws fucker

i forgot chalrie but m not fuckin charlie you could hold me at gunpoint n i wouldnt do it

addendum: ive fucked that btich jopson 3 times

[arcadekitten]

What is “proper noiserev” compared to the rest? :)

Proper Noisrev is basically Noisrev at its truest self, if that makes sense!

It's a magical world where all animals double as people, and monsters take the place of our Earth-animals! It has a bunch of specific lore to it that I hope to expand upon in future projects.

Because the lore to this world is so specific, some stories I'd like to tell don't fit into proper Noisrev. For example, cars and cellphones don't exist in proper Noisrev. So if I want to tell a story using those, then I have to create a sort of Noisrev-derivative for the sake of telling the story.

That's why a few different versions of Noisrev exist, but proper Noisrev is the way it's meant to be so-to-say, so I hope to be able to tell more stories within it! I hope that makes sense! ♡

[karespocketboyfriends]

𝙸𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚝𝚠𝚒𝚗𝚎𝚍

Prologue - Act One

A Love and Deepspace Fanfiction (Sylus x OC)

Warnings -> None needed

An original fan-fiction for Love and Deepspace. I appreciate reblogs but reposting to Tumblr or any other site is not okay with me.

A/N: This is a redo of the prologue I posted a few days ago. After catching up on the new Luke & Kieran lore, I decided to alter things a bit to make the character relationships more accurate.

Boredom is dangerous for crow masked twins Luke and Kieran.

“Do you know what the boss needs?” Luke asks, not looking up from the tower of ice cubes he’s stacking.

Kieran’s hands pause on the handmade dart he’s crafting. He takes a moment to think of what their boss, the head of Onychinus, could possibly need but not already have. “A stress ball?”

“A girlfriend.”

Beneath his mask, Kieran blinks in surprise. He tries to imagine what the boss would be like in love, but he can’t picture it. It makes Luke’s implication all the more entertaining.

Kieran sets the half finished dart aside and leans his weight forward, folding his arms on the table. “Huh, you’re right. Boss does need a girlfriend, but where are we gonna find him one?”

Luke places the last cube on the top of his tower. "It can’t be that hard. There are women everywhere.”

“Boss isn’t going to fall for just any woman. He needs someone he can trust. Someone who won’t stick a knife in his back when he’s sleeping.”

“Fine, fine. You’re right, not just any woman will do.” Leaning back in his chair, Luke crosses one leg over his knee and rubs his chin. “So he needs someone trustworthy, but we should also find someone on the sunny side to break his ice cold exterior. Anything else?”

Kieran taps his finger on the table as he thinks. “Someone fearless. It won’t do Boss any good if his lover is afraid of him.”

Hearing ‘Boss’ lover’ out loud sends the twins into a fit of mischievous cackles. They continue throwing criteria back and forth, the list of attributes for Sylus’ ideal woman growing longer and longer. For instance, Luke suggests someone with a fun side that will aid them in pranking the boss, while Kieran recommends someone sincere who won’t only love him for his money and power. By the end of their list, both young men are doubled over the table, holding their stomachs as they laugh.

“What were we thinking? We’ll never find someone like that in the N109 Zone.” Luke says, wiping an invisible tear from his mask’s eye.

Kieran chuckles and playfully shakes his head. “Looks like Boss will have to live out his days alone.”

The twins fall back into a comfortable silence, Luke beginning the construction of a second ice cube tower while Kieran goes back to making his darts.

A minute passes before they both freeze. They look up, right at each other, both coming to realize the same thing.

There is someone who fits the criteria. Someone trustworthy and extremely loyal to those she loves. Someone optimistic enough to brighten the ever dark N109 Zone. Someone who would be too busy trying to find the good in him that she wouldn’t fear him so easily. Someone with wit who fit right in with the twins and their sense of humour. Someone sincere, who never asked for anything in return when she helped someone because she simply wanted to.

Someone who isn’t built for the N109 Zone, yet has managed to survive here for twenty-three years.

“Evie!”

The old bell above the bookshop's door, too old to work anymore, is silent as a woman steps out into the dark, frost kissed streets. She rubs her gloved hands together before shoving them into her pockets, the material barely thick enough to do any good against the cold.

Easing down the stone steps, she starts the short journey home. There isn't anyone to walk with her tonight, so she has no choice but to brave it alone. Not that she hasn't done so before.

She only makes it a single block before the cellphone in her crossbody purse rings and startles a murder of crows into taking flight. She curses under her breath and rushes to answer it, silently scolding herself for forgetting to put it on silent. When walking alone, it's best not to draw attention to oneself.

Pressing the phone against her ear, she turns and presses her back against the wall of the closed mechanic shop she had been passing. When walking alone, one must be careful not to get distracted. "Hi, you two."

The streetlamp closest to her flickers, the lightbulb fighting to stay alive.

"Right now?" She pulls the phone away briefly to check the time. "It's a little late for that, don't you think?"

Above, a curtain of clouds close over the silver moon, casting an even grander darkness over the city.

The woman sighs. "Okay, I'll be there soon."

She tucks the phone back into her purse and changes course. Looks like she won't be returning home to get cozy with a book just yet.

Masterlist

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