#cell mates

[morfyddclarkdaily]

Morfydd Clark ‘Cell Mates’ After Party, London  December 2017 ◼ Morfydd Daily

[aptsnack]

Cell Mates is now available on itch.io for free!

Prison sucks! So, using your trusty d10, and less trusty wits, hatch a plan to escape!

This two page rpg comes with everything* you need to create a prison and some prisoners to try and escape from it!

*d10's and friends sold separately

[leatherpearlslace]

[gun-roswell]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Star Wars: The Bad Batch (Cartoon), Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types Rating: General Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: CT-9904 | Crosshair & Rampart Characters: CT-9904 | Crosshair, Rampart (Star Wars) Additional Tags: Inspired by Fanart, Inspired by TBB S3 Trailer, S3 Speculation, Mount Tantiss (Star Wars), cellmates, Spite and Truth, Rampart loves his own voice, Crosshair Needs a Hug (Star Wars: The Bad Batch) Series: Part 25 of Pre TBB S3 Jitters Shorts, Part 4 of End Game Summary:

What if Crosshair and Rampart shared a cell together and on Mount Tantiss?

Inspired by fan art of @RealSpicyNoodle.

Part of TBB S3 jitters / End Game series

[suiana]

wait yall i think im cooking with this one...

imagine yandere! cell mate and yandere! police officer threesome??? even better if the two of them are friends with each other???

so you do lots of petty crime right, and dear ol' police officer comes back again for the nth time to throw you into your cell until you get bailed out by your family or something. you're ecstatic to see that your cell mate is yet again the same old guy who has grown a weird obsession with you over your numerous jail visits.

you still remember the first time you met him. he was sitting on the floor, dozing off until you ruined his peace and tranquility with your yelp.

"...new bunkie huh? what you in for?"

"vandalism. i wrote cock and balls on the train floor."

"cool, I'm in here for murder."

from there, a beautiful friendship (more like one-sided love) was formed. you'd come and stay in there with him for a day or two before disappearing for a week. then you'd, repeating the cycle.

"you're back again. what did you do this time?"

"public nuisance. i shouted all men should be breedable on the streets and the straights didn't like that."

your cell mate is absolutely enamoured by you at this point and he can't help but stare at you like you've hung the stars in the sky. sure, it took a bit of time getting used to you but before he knew it, you had become the center of his life and he wanted nothing more than to have you be his bunkie for life.

can't forget about our dearest police officer too. he was actually the first one to fall for you. the second he laid eyes on you, it was like his whole life was changed. all of a sudden, everything looked like a romance movie with you and him as the main actors.

of course, the two of them realize that the other is in love with you and vice versa. yan police officer could bend the rules and have you all to himself, but he's by no means a traitor. if his best friend loves you, he should share too, right? so the two of them come to a compromise and agree to share you.

the only problem is getting you to stay there permanently. after all, you've never really done anything... major before. all just slight annoyances at most.

your cell mate can only hope and wish that you'd murder someone to land yourself a life imprisonment. your police officer totally agrees with him and even proposes a solution to their dilemma.

what if they frame you for a serious crime?

after all, nothing is too much if it means having you with them forever.

[sleepymick]

“i thought when u said we was gettin gas, we was gon rob the fuckin place”

“I MEANT WE WERE FUCKIN GETTIN GAS!”

[justuraverageweirdo]

I’m kinda realizing the astrals are kind of stupid

Like

Guys.

Lunar was already turning away from you guys

AND THEN YOU TRAP HIM WITH PEOPLE WHO HATE YOU GUYS AND ARE LIKELY GOING TO INFLUENCE HIM

GUYS.

[honeycombhank]

Tater Tornader

He would like to know if you have any snacks?

[princessheatherblossom]

Wonder how long they were bunk mates

[mermaidsirennikita]

Y'ALLLLLLLL this is such a good deal if you're interested in trying Immortals After Dark this Spooktober!

The Clan MacRieve ebook box set is $1.99.

Whaaaat is Clan MaCrieve?

The MacRieves are the ruling werewolf family in Kresley Cole's Immortals After Dark series! Every werewolf hero in IAD, thus far, has been a MacRieve.

Whaaaaaaaaat do Kresley werewolves do?

I'm so glad you asked! Kresley werewolves (lykae) are pretty much always Scottish, they're massive (even by IAD standards, so they're probably all 7+ feet tall lbr), and they don't actually shift into wolves, but they do shift into... something. They all have an inner Beast that they only talk to some of the time (it's like their inner goddess or something), and that Beast IMMEDIATELY recognizes their mate. But it's not love, right? It's just obsession and a need to claim and protect and serve. It's their RELIGION. Then comes love!

Which books do I get?

Not every MacRieve book, but that's okay because MacRieve (about the angstiest werewolf, MacRieve known as MacRieve head of Clan MacRieve but not KING) and Munro (the one about the dad friend time traveling) are not as standalone as the first three.

You get:

A Hunger Like No Other—The first full-length IAD book, in which Lachlain MacRieve long-lost werewolf king, scents his mate from underground where he's been tortured in the Parisian catacombs by vampires were eternal flames for 150 years, GNAWS HIS OWN LEG OFF (it grows back), and finds her at a random cafe and goes "YOU". Then it turns out she is, in fact, a vampire (partly) and he is QUITE. MIFFED. You want an alpha??? Lachlain is THEE. ALPHA. You want enemies to lovers? Lmao. You want... some consent issues??? But I'm not gonna lie it deeply works for ME? Yeah.

Wicked Deeds on a Winter's Night—Lachlain's cousin Bowen is the only werewolf who's survived the death of his mate (because every other werewolf, and I'm not exaggerating, IMMEDIATELY kills himself when that happens). But he's lived a half-life, he's miserable, yada yada yada, and he enters this magical scavenger hunt to win a key that will allow him to travel back in time and prevent her death. Was her death his fault? UH! SORTA! Catch: one of the competitors in the hunt is former college cheerleader/witch Mariketa, who not only HEXES Bowen, but makes him SUPER FUCKING HORNY. Which shouldn't be happening! He shouldn't be into anyone but his mate! What the FUCK Mariketa? Obviously, the only logical solution is to join forces. Obviously. An excellent "local man is terrorized by woman is small, opinionated" book.

Pleasure of a Dark Prince—One of my top 2 IAD books! Garreth MacRieve, brother of Lachlain, has had to sub in as king for 150 years, which is not fun or sexy. But hark! It is his mate! Except it turns out that Lucia is a valkyrie sworn to keep a vow of chastity in order to maintain her goddess-given accuracy with a bow. And even if she wasn't, it's not like she'd be into him right? Of course not, says Lucia! After a year of Garreth chasing her around and getting thrown off cliffs and such, Lucia finally decides to let him tag along while she goes on an Amazonian river cruise in order to kill the god she's sworn to defeat in order to prevent the apocalypse. But. Like. That vow of chastity. Is difficult. This one is very THE MUMMY, very "slutty slutty man meets ice queen", very hurt/comfort, very "lightning strikes when she orgasms and it's embarrassing so she'll only let him eat her out when a storm's going on and he's a werewolf right so he develops a Pavlovian response of YES????? whenever it starts raining". 100000/10.

Anyway, I recommend all these books and they are bangers at an absolute steal price, sooooo. Go for it.

[kyuyua]

Iconic duo ✨✨

[frog-0n-a-l0g]

✨the Wild West🤠✨

Invisa-bitch: this bitch

Brokeback mountain: ?

Brokeback mountain: who?

Trainer: omfg lol I still can’t get over his name

Mini alpha👑: for once I’m staying on topic so SPILL

Mina alpha: I’ve been needing drama🙄

Invisa-bitch: Milo motherfucking greer

Mini alpha👑: and the plot thickens😎

Brokeback mountain: What did he do?

Trainer: that damn grammaticaly correct old man using punctuation and shit

Mini alpha👑: I can get David on his ass if you want!!!

Mini alpha👑: I mean he could get on mine iykwim~

Trainer: omfg🙄

Invisa-bitch: no it’s not like a pack thing he just…

Invisa-bitch: we were fucking around in the closet trying to get ready and he puts on my six inch stilettos and he is just fucking strutting and looking better than me in those heels and omg🙄

Invisa-bitch: like it’s not fair how can this already fine ass man rock my heels and not roll his ankle even ONCE?

Mini alpha👑: you seem a little jealoussssssss

Brokeback mountain: Why do y’all always act like there is a problem when it’s just some stupid things?

Invisa-bitch: THIS IS A PROBLEM HES GONNA START A REVOLT WITH THAT STRUT

Trainer: that’s true Sam get with the program🙄

Brokeback Mountain: I don’t know why I even try with you 3…

Mini alpha👑: 1. Sneaks send pics of him I need it on my wall for inspo

Mini alpha👑: 2.you gotta live with it Mr vamp it’s part of the mate club rules😌

Trainer: ash said when they were younger they’d do fashion shows and he used to steal Marie’s clothes and that’s why he’s so good in heels

Invisa-bitch: of fucking course he’s got practice🙄

[zuppizup]

Callum’s wedding present to Rayla in the Zoom mates finale should be a frog themed kid training chopsticks

OMG, yes. 100%.

The Zoom-mates brain cell is strong because lurking some place on my blog is another post along those lines with these exact training chopsticks

Seriously though, she’d look adorable with these. She couldn’t even be mad.

They’re perf.

[the-grey-hunt]

ILoveThatPostILoveThatPostILoveThatPostILoveThatPostILoveThatPost- thank you oh my gosh I'm freaking out abt it a little I love Jowd. IF I CAN ADD SOMETHING

Also also also like.

In the tags you're "he's pretty sure Sissel isn't Yomiel but if HE IS–"

and it's like,,, Jowd put that possibility together too. It hurts me,,, He doesn't know that Yomiel is like, Alive-dead and suffering for 10 years at this point. BUT the idea of a vengeful ghost Yomiel being behind Alma's death is something that makes sense to Jowd BEFORE he even knows that about Yomiel. Just the,,,he takes so much responsibility and ownership over killing Yomiel that Jowd can easily accept him doing that. It gets me it gets me it GETSSSS MEEEE

JOWD CAN I LOOK AT WHAT'S GOING ON IN YOUR HEAD FOR A SECOND

like all he knows is four minutes worth of ghost tricks and that ghosts who do tricks can exist! but SUDDENLY the one part of alma's death that he could never fully explain has an explanation. suddenly how the event that ruined his life even became possible is open to interpretation—

like, do you think jowd knew he was in the "special prison" and had put together that his case was being studied? that there was something about it that someone high up wasn't satisfied with? do you think the existence of ghosts made him realize why?

anyway tell me you've read this fic because it seems up your alley

[stirringwinds]

head empty, no new years resolutions, just nedpan brainrot 😔

[kechiwrites]

Did you hear the lore that Ghost broke his own jaw after he'd been bitten so he wouldn't bite anyone else as a zombie or do I have to cry alone over this fact

JESUS thanks for that babe, I am spiralling now!!!!!