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Mumpearl/Celestial Nonsense? (For the bingo card)
i do NOT know enough about them and it is criminal. but they are such a cute little rarepair and just from knowing their characters i KNOW their dynamic would be effervescent. holding them gently,,
#answers#shipping bingo#ship bingo#ask game#fucked up ship bingo#mumpearl#celestial nonsense#bloodmoon#moonjumbo#(bc. big moon. u get it)#(making up ship names is my passion)
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Hiiiiiiiiiiii, you and Blackbox are my two favorite Ao3 authors- I love the Mumpearl fic so much, it's absolutely amazing, stellar if anything.
I also might hope you like this
https://www.tumblr.com/hmshermitcraft/761736488614608896/now-while-not-the-standard-celeberties-in-the?source=share
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I'm glad you like it so much! It's backburner for the moment because of life reasons (work) but I am planning on finishing it, so hopefully you'll continue to enjoy it.
Hmm! That is a delightful little story. I'd love to hear more about it, or write something about it when I have time.
#hermitcraft#hermitshipping#mumpearl#celestial nonsense#they're so fun to write about they really are#matching each others freak in a way that is dangerous for bystanders#asks
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it's so interesting talking to and around my father, because personality-wise we are extremely similar (so much so that sometimes I'll say things, then my mother will go quiet and respond...you know, you sounded just like your father) but I grew up as a woman, and he grew up as a man, and that does that make an appreciable difference.
#he's in a vicious fight with the neighborhood HOA (seriously it's a saga) but if he did some soft power outreach#downplayed his viciousness; groveled a little and complimented their hard work; played the long game?#he'd OWN them.#but he doesn't want to do that and his life has never actually forced him to learn those skills.#meanwhile I'm sitting there wondering why he hasn't just...complimented karen.#told her he SOOOOOO appreciates how hard she works. he's so grateful she's showing him how the neighborhood is run.#oh and I do have questions and also if you're taking suggestions...?#like sorry but ''I walked into a room and people immediately recognized I was in charge'' is not a good longterm strategy.#''I know the most about this issue and am correct!!!'' again. not going to work.#how have you gotten to RETIREMENT AGE and this has never been soul-crushingly embarrassingly beaten into your head?#this is hs nonsense.#anyway. thanksgiving....happened.#celestial emporium of benevolent knowledge
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More Solstice is out! Technically, this is the first official chapter 1! Although, if you want to consider "prologue" the first chapter, that makes sense too lol
Another announcement, I'm working on drawing more refs for Talons of Stars (specifically Moonstone rn) and I'm working on the next chapter for that fic too!
I've also been working on Birth of Eclipse, but a little bit less lol
Sorry for like complete radio silence, but real life stuff has been happening lol
#king's nonsense#king's fics#solstice au#tsams#sams#tsams au#sams au#tsams fic#sams fic#talons of stars au#celestial daycare au#I also kinda wanna write for more fandoms and stuff but I just haven't gotten around to it#but people didn't really care for my cuphead fic lol#go read that too#I still wanna work on it
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Truly the DCA brainrot is real because now I can't look at ANYTHING sun/moon/star-themed without thinking "Oh...My Boys...It's Them..."
#i just want a celestial circus-themed room so I can bask in my constant dca brainrot#with my anime figure style shelves filled wall-to-wall with dca merch#my giant life-size double-sided dca dakimakura#and other such nonsense#i simply wish to live Sky Clown Style#do you see my vision
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So.
Watched The Giggle.
Guys.
Guys.
About 10-15 years ago I went on an Old Who binge. Like, raided Daily Motion, downloaded the full episodes list from Hartnell to Baker and then every episode with the Master or the Rani
And went for every “lost episode”, a bunch of which are on Audible
And
You know who my favourite was?
My most favourite Old Who thing that I went on a jillion tweet rant about how they should bring back immediately?
The fucking Toymaker
I LOVED him
Favourite guy
And you know the other thing? That… complicates the memory?
I don���t visualise. At all, ever, so I also don’t really remember things in visual aspects, so not being able to visualise what those episodes looked like? Meant nothing to me
That’s normal
I spent the whole damn episode with just the very most nostalgia and delight and also yes, the feeling of “this is so very familiar but I don’t know what it should look like”
Like… I knew it was black and white cuz it was Hartnell
But I couldn’t remember a single visual aspect of those episodes, but it still felt so… perfect. So right
Guys
Guys
There fucking ISN’T video of the first three fucking episodes in that arc. There just isn’t. It’s gone. We have the audio and some stills and some saint has made a kinda audiobook version and then shackled themselves to Audible for some ungodly reason and given us the arc that way
I WAS TRYING TO REMEMBER VIDEO FOR EPISODES I KNEW I LOVED BUT HAD ACTUALLY NEVER SEEN BUT I COULD NOT TELL BECAUSE I AM GODDAMN APHANTASMIC AND CAN’T VISUALISE THE EPISODE I JUST WATCHED
this is all the Toymaker’s fault and Neil Patrick Harris was so fucking perfect and I loved that he came in to do a musical number and then left for no fucking reason
He gave me life and also epic catch was Fine I Guess but someone needs to challenge the Toymaker to a ttrpg, particularly one like DnD or Pathfinder that does not have a win condition because I feel like that would upset him so much but also he wouldn’t notice for like 8 years
#dw spoilers#doctor who spoilers#the giggle#it was the full magic of childhood man#like a christmas special has never given me such pure nostalgic joy#the toymaker was just… iconic#fucking ILLEGAL they never brought him back before now#the salt thing was ridiculous fuck that nonsense just gimme that trickster bitch i’ll fold him into a paper airplane#the toymaker#the celestial toymaker#he was q before there was q#the light in my life the star in my sky#give me one (1) silly bitch with a penchant for deadly games#fucking daily motion lost all the good who too#and my fucking download app died#i lost all of it
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( 🌙 ) ❝ I DON'T KNOW what's so bad about eating rocks. it's part of a balanced diet is it not ? ❞ cue lumine deadass biting down on a rock and beginning to crunch and chew.
#{ celestial alien nonsense i love her }#GENERAL ( CRACK )ㅤ ㅤ ( ㅤ 🌟ㅤ ) ㅤ ㅤ — ㅤ YOU LIKE JAZZ ?#LUMINE ( TRAVELLER V )ㅤ ㅤ ( ㅤ 🌟ㅤ ) ㅤ ㅤTHIS WORLD IS FULL OF UNSOLVED MYSTERIES.
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#dw#doctor who#celestial#the toymaker#fun and games#video games#tcg#magic the gathering#yugioh#either of those two i think i can squeak a win in.#especially Yugioh!#so many nonsense rules and mechanics#Toymaker is sure to make a big flub
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My Brother’s Keeper
TBB Body Swap AU
Chapter 5: Utility
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Warnings: Mention of hunting and field dressing game meat.
Summary: The crew investigates their new surroundings and tries to figure out a plan.
Garnatoa was a tidally locked twin planet of a binary satellite system, the eccentric elliptical orbit of the two forcing them to revolve around each other in addition the central star. Its planetary twin, Hutama Nāte, was of equal size and mass, the barycenter of the two somewhere in the precise middle of space between them. Perfectly spaced apart, the two planets moved in mirrored synchrony with one another.
Clone Force 99 had landed on Garnatoa, the lush oceanic planet with several archipelagos ranging from tropical to arctic volcanic ecosystems. It had a warmly-tinged yellow sky and two moons, sparsely spread population groupings, and little of interest besides the tourism and deep-sea fishing trades.
The sky above them now, however, was a stark lavender, had an asteroid band instead of moons, and their chronos did not make sense according to the local time they’d set them to when they landed— It should have been just past dusk, but the sun was instead rising in the east, illuminating scrub brush and cracked desert clay as far as they could see, replacing the coral reefs and pink beaches they’d traversed on their arrival before getting to the temple buried in the thick banyan tree swamp.
“I think,” Tech began, “That we are no longer on Garnatoa.”
“What does that even mean, Tech?”
“It means I suspect the temple we woke up in is the other side of a wormhole, portal, or ancient teleportation system, something of that ilk,” he said. He smacked the side of his datapad, which had luckily survived the earthquake and cave-in but was currently glitching out. “If the concentric rings we awoke in were mirrored because the ones we entered teleported us to an entirely different planet, it’s possible our energy signatures remained in stasis during the transfer, but our atoms were disassembled and reassembled on the opposite side of the hypothetical axis— So we woke up with our consciousnesses in the bodies of the people across from or adjacent to us on accident.” Tech went to shift his goggles, only to realize he wasn’t wearing any. He frowned, but continued. “If it was indeed a sentient-made construction, I expect it was only ever intended to transport one person at a time. Unfortunately I can find no immediate sources that might verify those theories or offer any insight. Considering how significant an event like this is, one would assume it would be well-documented, so it’s possible we may be some of the first to experience it, or the first in centuries.”
“But why did it happen, Tech?” Echo pressed, frustrated. “How do we reverse it?”
Tech shrugged. “Who knows?”
“Bigger question,” Wrecker prompted. “If that was supposed to be the other side of a worm tunnel—”
“Wormhole.”
“— What happens when one side of the tunnel’s collapsed?”
That shut them up. Tech’s brow furrowed; he turned away and began furiously typing on the datapad once again.
Crosshair sat mutely on the ground with his back against a rock. Hunter came over to lean against it, taking a long drink from his canteen and capping it when Crosshair waved off his offer to share. He could only imagine the frustration Crosshair must have felt at being suddenly stripped of a good majority of his skills and assets. Hunter may not have his advanced senses anymore, but he could still carry their gear and wield a gun and keep pace with the group. He was reminded for not the first time of how fragile Omega really was.
Hunter nudged him. “You okay?”
Crosshair slowly tilted his head up and to the side to fix Hunter with an incredulous look. “Am I okay?” He threw his hand up at Tech and Echo’s discussion. “You heard Tech. What about this is okay?”
Hunter grimaced. “Just checking on you.”
“No, you’re checking on Omega,” Crosshair corrected.
“I'm trying to keep tabs on everybody,” Hunter sighed, trying not to let his own frustration bleed through. His armor felt stiff and constrictive. He still had a headache.
“Listen, if we can’t figure out how the swap happened here, we can regroup at the ship and head for an information center—”
“Hunter,” Crosshair cut him off. “You heard Tech. The Marauder is on another planet.”
—
Omega was still reeling from the close call they’d had upon escaping, to say nothing of the fact she’d woken up in a different body. The adrenaline left her shaky, and though she’d been able to keep up with the group and avoid most of the danger on the way out, she’d been so severely winded by the end of it she’d have thought Crosshair to be asthmatic if she didn’t know any better.
It kind of hurt to see Hunter-as-Wrecker talking to Crosshair-as-her past the edge of their group, despite the fact they seemed to be arguing. She knew she didn’t have any right to feel that way and Hunter wasn’t showing any of them any particular favoritism, but he also hadn’t looked at her the same way he normally did. She’d almost felt like a stranger to him, and the rest of her brothers had barely spared her a second’s discussion either. She was used to being an outsider in many ways, but this was different.
Omega stretched and tried to work out the crick in her neck. Inhabiting Crosshair’s self was by far the most bizarre thing she’d ever experienced; she was almost a foot and a half taller and built much differently, with stiff joints, no hair, and calloused hands. His rifle was heavy, but somehow it felt right to be there on her back.
The sun was starting to edge past the sparse clouds and it made her squint. She glanced over at Crosshair, but he seemed unfazed despite the light hitting him and Hunter as equally as it did her. The longer she tried to survey the group, the harder it became to keep from shielding her eyes.
Turning over Crosshair’s helmet in her hands, Omega ducked her head and slipped it on: the tinted visor offered immediate relief and she relaxed, but the movement triggered something in the HUD that lit up on the upper right side of her vision. Curiously, she squinted again and the display split to either side, clearing her view. Her eyes flicked to the left side, but something she did set off two— three commands, and then there were too many readouts stacking up each time she made some subconscious expression, her nose scrunching in irritability until she finally just took it off.
“Stop messing with my gear,” Crosshair hollered at her, peering around Hunter.
“You need prescription lenses, too,” Omega shot back. “Or sunshaders, or something.”
Crosshair’s indignant scoff could be heard over the rest of the chatter and he marched over to grab his helmet from her and fiddle with the controls, locking it down.
“Stop screwing around and leave my things alone,” he muttered acerbically. He tucked the helmet under his arm and paced away. “Go make yourself useful.”
Hunter barked Crosshair’s name, but Crosshair’s scowl and biting demand stung nonetheless. Omega hunched over her knees, one heel impatiently bouncing against the ground as Hunter argued with him at a distance.
—
With the revelation of their lack of transport, Hunter quickly mapped out a game plan for finding immediate provisions first, followed by finding some sense of civilization and means offworld. Tech sorted through some spare parts and began working on a quick drone to give them an eye in the sky and an idea of any potential settlements nearby. He had assured them that the holocom towers they’d seen in the distance had to be maintained regularly in an arid environment such as that one, but it was anybody’s guess how far any town was from the next marker on the grid; Wrecker reluctantly set out with one of the grappling hooks and Tech’s scanner to get up to the service platform of the closest tower and gather more intel at Tech’s behest. Omega, the only one able and available to sift through Tech’s more delicate equipment and offer tools as needed, helped him; Echo and Hunter were too busy scouting for a water source and potential landmarks that might lead them to a main road or evidence of town. All four of the brothers declined her offer to be of more help, and Crosshair was restlessly pacing along the edge of the boulders now blocking the entrance to the temple caves.
Omega had tried to offer him lunch around midday and Tech tried to involve him in their strategizing, but Crosshair waved the two of them off before finally picking up Omega’s energy bow and muttering something about target practice. Omega’s irritation with his attitude was starting to distract her, and as much as she wanted to eat she just didn’t feel hungry herself. She’d hollered for him to keep his comlink on, and Tech kept her occupied for a better part of the hour as they finished jury-rigging the drone and setting a flight pattern.
Crosshair ground his teeth together, trekking through the wilderness. The energy bow hummed in his hand and he eventually found an ideal vantage point: a tree growing out of some boulders with enough branches to provide cover as well as somewhere steady to sit and watch.
Each attempt to climb the boulder ended in frustration though; try as he might he couldn’t jump high enough to get a decent handhold and the rock was too smooth to gain any traction.
With steadily mounting anger he affixed the bow to his back, swiped the hair out of his eyes, and dug around in Omega’s satchel until he found her work gloves. He pulled them on and dug his hands into the crevices between the boulders, wedging his shoes into footholds and stubbornly forcing himself to muscle through the pain and exertion until he arrived at the top.
Panting but finally finding a perch, Crosshair settled in and unslung the energy bow, waiting.
They’d been in dire straits before with little to nothing at their disposal as far as solutions were concerned, but they’d always managed to improvise and adapt. This, however, this might be the one thing he wouldn’t be able to get over and hit the ground running with: how do you go from being one of the Republic’s greatest technological advancements in bioengineering and organic weaponry—
Back to being a child? One with no exceptional survival skills or preternatural abilities? A big reason why Omega had survived this long was because the squad protected and helped her. As far as he was aware, Omega was considered a defective clone solely because she was female. The fact she didn’t follow orders and frequently found ways to pull the lot of them into even more trouble was just a bonus.
No rifle. No armor. Not his own voice, his own hands, his strength, his ability to keep up. His equipment. His dignity. Not even his own boots.
With a scowl, Crosshair fired off a shot at four-hundred yards, satisfied when the buzzard he was aiming for fell from the tree and plopped to the ground in a bit of smoke.
Though he’d been desperate for an hour of silence back in the cave, Crosshair was now finding it hard to clear his head of anything but their current circumstances. He wiped the sweat off his brow and continued to scan for wildlife, irritated every time he had to again move Omega’s hair out of his eyes. His grip on the bow felt too thin, the weight of it heavier than it should be, and though he could force his hands to keep it steady, he felt he had to devote more focus to that than he should have. Every movement served to remind him of exactly how much he was not himself.
Another bolt of light sailed off into the distance, hitting something that looked like a midsize, short-eared rabbit. Crosshair made a note of where it fell and scanned for more.
—
Wrecker and Hunter were the first to return by the time Tech’s drone had located what was thankfully a large industrial center on the far side of a canyon gulch. Wrecker’s intel verified that it was both advanced enough to have a few starports and that they’d probably be able to barter passage aboard one of the shuttles, and Echo had managed to scout out a decent location that could serve as camp for the night in the direction of the canyon. Hunter surveyed the men, frowning.
“Where’s Crosshair?”
“He left around midday,” Tech said, still fiddling with his datapad. “He mentioned something about “target practice.”
“You let him go by himself?” Hunter asked incredulously. “You can’t be serious— Tech it’s been three hours since then, we have no idea what’s out here!”
“He took the lightbow,” Omega said uneasily. “He should be okay, right?”
“You two were willing to gamble your safety on that alone?” he asked her. “Omega, you’re— He has no guarantee something won’t get the drop on him, or that he won’t get hurt just navigating the environment. We barely escaped a cave-in caused by an earthquake.”
“A minor earthquake,” Tech reasoned, setting aside his equipment to stand and face Hunter. “If I thought him incapable I wouldn’t have let him go, though I seriously doubt I could have stopped him anyway. Omega’s gear is in good condition, he has a field kit, he was adept with a vibroblade even when he was her age—”
“You gave him a vibroblade?”
“Well. Yes.”
“To be fair, Hunter,” Echo interjected, “Crosshair would’ve gotten his hands on one at some point.”
“Omega doesn’t have the same armor we do,” Hunter seethed. “And in case it’s escaped your notice, she isn’t as tall as we are, either— It isn’t an insult to him or Omega to say he can’t run or fight the same way he used to, and if something were to happen—”
“Problem?”
The five of them turned. The kid came into view from the direction of the rock formations, and as she— he approached, they all straightened in shock.
Crosshair’s sleeves were rolled up, one hand carrying the lightbow down by his side and the other carrying a thin branch over his shoulder with half a dozen rock conies hanging from it, shot, split, and drained. The green wood bowed under the weight of the catch, and both of Crosshair’s bare hands were covered in the crimson evidence of his handiwork up to his mid-forearms. Though his expression was serious and unwavering, it didn’t appear as though he’d heard their discussion; Hunter imagined he would’ve just thrown the knife at his boot to make a point if that were the case.
Wrecker leaned over to Hunter, nodding at Crosshair’s haul and whispering loudly, “Isn’t that your job?”
Crosshair turned to Echo. “You find any water?”
“Yeah,” Echo replied. He couldn’t stop staring, though he supposed he shouldn’t have been surprised. “We’re planning to pack up and head that way. Five kilometers due east with even terrain. Should be able to get there in an hour and set up camp.”
“Good,” he muttered. “Let’s go.”
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#The Bad Batch#Tech#Crosshair#Sergeant Hunter#Omega TBB#Wrecker#Arc trooper Echo#fic: My Brother’s Keeper#my writing#hounds speaks#Sorry if my bs celestial bodies science is actually nonsense I did my best#There’s two planets spinning around each other but also around that system’s sun
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These are my characters Lindal (halfing Cleric and technically warlock) and Zarkath (her patron/partner in crime and technically Archdevil - he definitely ended up an Archdevil bc upper management needed to hit some quota that year).
This is my first time doing a comic since I was about 13, I don’t know if I’ll do more, but feel free to leave tips in the notes bc I had ✨no idea what I was doing✨
#ehehehe my lil guys#i love me a chaotic old lady#if theres any typos dont tell me i dont want to know#dnd oc art#dnd#dnd oc#dnd art#dnd comic#dnd devil#dnd cleric#the infernal is nonsense and the celestial is just from that goldfish note
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ceres is yuu watase's funniest series because the characters only ever reflect on their love lives at the exact most inappropriate moments
like when a tree just exploded:
or the school is currently on fire and people are dying:
or someone has just been kidnapped:
It's the best I love this manga so much
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Literally this is just “The Celestial War for Dummies 101” and you can’t convince me otherwise
“I don’t get it,” says the demon, “This person’s lived a perfectly good and virtuous life. Why are you sending them to hell?” The angel nervously rubs the back of their head. “Honestly? We’re pretty sure they’d be happier in hell than heaven.”
#obey me#obey me nb#obey me swd#obey me fandom#obey me shall we date#obey me one master to rule them all#obey me nightbringer#obey me nonsense#obey me crack#obey me celestial realm
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I saw a tweet on nugu twitter that was like “do you ever make up a group in your head or are you normal” and now I desperately want to write one of those “living my dreams by joining a kpop group and meeting my hot bias!!!” ya novels that show up sometimes except make the group in the book be a complete and total flop
#read along as seven girls struggle to afford food or be allowed outside#nugu confidential#words of mine#it would have EVERYTHING sudden lineup changes bullying scandal embezzlement#attempted sajaegi performing for the military bad vocals I can SEE the group in my head now#I’m listening to you are my everlovin/celestial power by Henry flynt#and both are good names for a guy group tbh…well 2nd gen nowadays we get nonsense#*nugu group#god stop I’m making up a group like the people on nugu Twitter
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my workplace put out a "chili cookoff challenge" and I'm trying desperately to resist the temptation to sign up, because anything other than winning will make me despondent but winning will make me unbearable.
#I should just stick to making 19410535 cookies for the holidays.#everybody takes them away and either eats them at their desks or throws them out at their desks.#the result is not ''well you're the best one sarah!!!'' or ''you're not. apologies.''#and so is unlikely to stir up the old nonsense.#......there are other things also happening. you know. around. but I am clinging to this specific thing.#celestial emporium of benevolent knowledge
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Celestial Daycare arc 2 is out now!
You can now read chapter 1! I hope you all enjoy!
#king's nonsense#king's fics#celestial daycare#tsams au#sams au#tsams sun#sams sun#fnaf sun#tsams moon#sams moon#fnaf moon#tsams eclipse#sams eclipse#fnaf eclipse#ao3
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Oh my god, the tester boxes were the highlight of my life. 😍
The management… not so much 👀
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