#celebrity dumbassery

[beaulesbian]

gotta love that the anime added some frames when the strawhats were escaping from the marines at the end of enies lobby, and very injured luffy still wanting to help and fight

and they just use him to repel the incoming attack, same as in the manga asdksffd

monster trio being idiots again (affectionate) ✌️

[devilsskettle]

people will say that it’s stupid for a character to read from the book of the dead as if it’s a flaw of the evil dead movies. that’s a feature of the plot, not a plot hole

[lychinberry]

Ah...I forgot that Talkfest is 10/9 days away.

I better do my sky mask.

[kagehina-fanfic-library]

Do you have any marriage fics with them still playing matches on opposite teams? I hope it's not too specific, sorry!

okay okay this is a really good prompt I have a few that should fit what you're looking for, some engagement, some married and some where they play on the same team so I'll just dump them all here!!

sailing to the top by aoiberi

desc- Tobio Kageyama, V. Leagues at the young age of 18, Olympian at 19, and currently Japan’s #1 setter, was undoubtedly one of the hottest 'alleged' bachelors in Japan. As per many celebrities, Kageyama is subject to many dating allegations and victim to various fan shippings. Fans go crazy as a certain 'Ninja Shouyou' makes his debut on the Japan stage and more ships are created.

Unbeknownst to the public, this particular ship has been sailing for a while - journeying together to reach the top of the world.

status- completed

professional announcements by emleewrites

desc- Someone had snapped a photo of them just as Hinata had pulled Tobio in for an jubilant kiss as they were leaving the restaurant – both of their faces flushed from joy and victory and a few too many beers. Almost immediately it was on Twitter, and then within hours it had gone viral.

“If we just say we’re married, that clears everything up,” Tobio suggests.

“Hmmm…” Hinata hums thoughtfully. “Because then everyone will know we’re not actually having a saucy love affair?”

“Yeah. We’re just… normal.”

“That sounds almost boring.”

Tobio gives him a withering look. “Do you want this to continue? We have interviews tomorrow.”

-In which Hinata and Kageyama wake up to find out that they're trending on Twitter - not because they won their game against France yesterday, but because they're apparently in a sordid love affair. In actuality, they're just married. All Kageyama wants to do is sleep in.

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your whole life on your play by emleewrites

desc- “Did you just-“

“Yes.”

“Did you just propose to me?” Kageyama wheezes.

“Yes.”

“We aren’t- we’re not even dating-“

“I know,” Shouyou says cheerfully, snuggling close again, pressing himself against Kageyama from chest to toes. He rubs his nose against his setter’s bridge and dances his fingertips across the nape of his neck. “I don’t care. Marry me anyway.”

-In which the game between the Jackals and the Adlers ends, and there are two proposals.

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On Great Rivalries and General Dumbassery by Nocturnal Nights

desc-It's not exactly that they were hiding the fact that they had been married for about 7 years now. It's that no one seemed to have caught on yet.

Or: Kageyama and Hinata may have forgotten to mention one very important part of their rivalry.

that's all I have for today, but lmk if I should post more time skip pics!!

[ehilikeshoney]

I know most of you have already celebrated Easter, but since I haven't yet, I used that as an excuse to draw some dumbassery

[the-ace-with-spades]

I'm in the middle of a renewed obsession with cooking shows (kitchen nightmares, top chef but mostly polish editition hell's kitchen; also, watched burnt, the movie with bradley cooper, again...) and cooking for myself again (not as good...) and my top gun brainrot consensus is

I need a Celebrity Chef! Bradley AU.

An AU where he and Mav still stopped speaking when the papers pulling thing happened and Bradley left for college but when Bradley didn't have much choice but to either cook his own food (alone, without Mav's help for the first time in his life) or to starve on his college budget, he discovered some ridiculously good cooking skills there.

And you know, maybe he started a part-time job in some restaurant that went onto some equivalent of kitchen nightmares and the chef being the face of that show saw something in him and offered him mentoring and then when said chef was offered leading a new hell's kitchen/master chef show, he was there as one of the team sous chefs.

Or maybe he's one of the contestants and he either wins or he is good enough that he catches the chef's eye and gets to work and train under them. And maybe then he becomes new season's sous chef as well.

Imagine Mav turning on the TV one evening to see if he can make the new cooking show into his new guilty pleasure and seeing Bradley's face on the screen.

But I need this AU mostly because I fully believe that when they meet one way or another (either through Mav or sometime before the TGM timeline by accident) Jake has no fucking idea who Bradley is. He doesn't watch TV, he doesn't eat fancy food, and Bradley totally doesn't look like the type (hawaiian shirts, old jeans, too chill, lives in a house that looks like it hasn't had new decorations or furniture since the 80s) so when Bradley tells him 'oh I just work at a restaurant, nothing exciting' he just assumes he's a waiter or a barman or something. At that point, Bradley has his own fancy restaurant (Michelin-starred), regularly makes it onto the TV screens and is a celebrity.

So Jake would do all those ridiculous things before he finds out --- try to impress Bradley by making him burgers from supermarket ground beef, telling him his ravioli is not that good when Bradley cooks for him, taking him on a date out to a hole-in-the-wall taco place, blatantly criticizing his apple crumble because 'it has nothing on his ma's apple pie' and he might or might not have said that Pizza Hut is an okay place to go eat on a date. (And, you know, Bradley was absolutely charmed by the confidence and the dumbassery and everything in general just being so Jake, and it's not like he's a total culinary snob, he remembers how he was raised, etc).

It'd be even funnier if Jake finds out through Mav. Like, Mav asks the team to come to a dinner with his family and Bradley is holed up in the kitchen and Jake like a good southern boy asks if they need help with the food and Mav goes all, "Oh no, don't go in there, he's going to eat you alive if you even think about offering to help. My kid is some big fancy chef, he barely lets me help."

And then Bradley comes out of the kitchen with the amuse-bouche (kinda, it's not like they're in a restaurant...) and Jake has a surprise of a century because one, Bradley is Maverick's son?? and two, he's a chef??

Jake and Bradley have a little back and forth about it and then the whole squad is like, "You're dating the Bradley Bradshaw? And you, sir, your son is the Bradley Bradshaw?" because they recognize him from the TV.

And Jake finds out that not only is his boyfriend his CO's kid, he is also a world-renowned celebrity chef. And then the daggers are 0h-ing and Ah-ing at the best food they've ever eaten and Jake still goes, "I've eaten better steak."

And Mav, who has seen Bradley's rage and heard his rants about people having no taste tenses up until Bradley laughs and says, "Will do better next time, baby."

Years down the line, Bradley always repeats in the interviews that his husband is his toughest critic.

Maybe he's even asked to be the face of a new hell's kitchen-like TV show and one of the challenges for his contestant is cooking something his husband will like. Also, maybe cooking something from Mav's recipes in a way that will remind him of his childhood...

(Bonus points if Bradley is a recovering alcoholic/drug addict person non grata just like Adam from the Burnt movie... also, maybe it was Mav who kicked his butt into recovery??)

[demonicallyslaying]

HAPPY ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF MY BLOG :DDDDD

Thank you to all of my followers that help me strive to keep this shit up:

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and @cheezbot

To be entirely honest I didn’t think the blog would make it this far 😅 But I’m really glad it did! And I’m super happy and thankful for all of you guys supporting me! Let’s celebrate together🥳

P.S. you guys have really no idea how much this means to me. Knowing there are people out there that care about my thoughts and life really keeps me motivated and pretty chill! As you may or may not know, I’ve been struggling with my mental health since I was in fourth grade, especially with my not-so-great dad, and this, for me, is a great way to keep my self-esteem up and really just have a way to get my negative thoughts out. The fact you guys care enough about my thoughts and feelings to go as far as following me on social media makes me happier than you think!

Thank you again! Here’s to another amazing year of fun and dumbassery!

(term by @yourlocalxiaosimp)

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[coffeeandbatboys]

Hey babes! Congrats on 270 followers! That's amazing 🎉❤️

For the celebration req, can Fives with the number 5 (because reasons) and 🥹? Thanksssss

Thank you! I never really gave it much thought till now and I looked to see this morning and was like whoa...😂

Prompt is: Tracing Scars

The maniacal laughter and excitement when I saw this.

warnings: injuries, general domino twin dumbassery. Soft and fluffy Fives is literally a mood.

My Mesh'la (Fives x Reader)

Fives lay with his head in your lap as one of your hands rested in his hair and the other danced across his chest, following the lighter, jagged lines scrawled over his bronze skin.

His soft brown eyes held the purest adoration as they gazed up at you.

You let out a small laugh. "Are you gonna keep staring at me, Fives?"

"Mhmm." He hummed, tilting his head back with a smile. "I could stare at my Mesh'la forever."

"Well if that's the case, then I could stare at my Mesh'la forever, too."

He pushed his bottom lip into a pout but a mischievous glint stayed in his eyes.

"You have a Mesh'la? Who is it?"

You cackled a second, whacking your palm into his shoulder.

"Its you, idiot. You're my Mesh'la."

The happy smile returned to his face. Your index finger traced a scar on his shoulder. One that you didn't know the story behind. Yet.

"Where's this one from?" You asked, softly pressing on the marred flesh.

"Oh, maker not that one." He groaned. "Back on Kamino we had these really weird bunks. They were kind of like the lockers in morgues that you see in holodramas." He paused when your nose wrinkled in disgust. "Yeah I know. Anyways, Echo and I wanted to see if we could use each other as ladders. Only, when I stood up to get on his shoulders, I lost my balance and fell onto the edge of the bunk below. Scared the kriff out of Hevy, but Echo was laughing his shebs off."

You tried to stifle a giggle, but it bubbled past your lips.

"Oh, Fives. You and Echo definitely share half a braincell. But that—" you hunched over to kiss the tip of his nose, "—Is one of the many reasons I love you."

Before you could sit back up, he surged forward to catch your lips with his.

"And there's one more."

[ladysomething]

Omg maddie the new fic omg omg omg.... it was sooooooo good !!!! How is it that literally anything you write is a masterpiece ??! Gosh !!

I already feel super bad for sending this ask because I've seen on discord how hectic things have been for you so this is just a brainworm that I can't squash. I've just been thinking about the rest of the grid's pov on this whole crazy mess wrt lestappen. For sure there has to have been a gc about lestappen not getting the point of this entire dumbassery. If you EVER write a chat fic from the grid's pov throughout this whole mess, I would name my firstborn daughter after you !!!

don't feel bad!!! I'm always happy to indulge brainworms (clearly ...... I wrote 21k in three days).

honestly ............. there may one day be a pt2 and it would absolutely be set that evening after Abu Dhabi and it's all the drivers discussing the fic championship and obviously lestappen has won and everyone s like .... of course they did ... what tipped them over the edge?

and George would be like well funny you should say that. and then blasts max's fic on the big screen.

and max would be literally as red as a tomato and Charles would probably be pissing himself laughing and George would be like "so turns out these motherFUCKERS have been writing fics AND Charles is a very popular lestappen blogger!"

so then lestappen would be disqualified from the championship.

but luckily for them, all ships associated with them would also be disqualified (as per the rules). which maxiel doesn't win either.

which means by default .. carlando would win the championship. Charles would want to throw himself off a balcony. Max is trying to talk him back from the edge. Daniel is wondering how to legally commit murder. Carlando celebrate extensively.

[livealittleoc-cb]

Happy 27th Birthday Dionysus!

🍷: It’s been such a long time since I celebrated my birthday *taps his chin in question* I think I was turning 18…damn that was a long time ago. *snorts and sighs* I don’t really like today but Hermes wouldn’t let me keep not celebrating so we went to a club and now we’re in his pool with drinks and food. I miss Snow and Ace, I’ve been infected by Heremes’ dumbassery *pouts before smiling* If someone would like to join me you’re more than welcome to.~ Warning though I can’t promise I’m wearing trunks *winks playfully*

🪽: *splashes him* stop lying and being a flirt, dumbass!

🍷: *laughing*

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[evermoredeluxe]

lana is such an anomaly for me because she’s objectively problematic, dates the worst people, says dumb shit all the time, gives shit performance frequently, used to cancel a lot of shows - is still late a lot, shortening her sets yet she doesn’t get shit from the internet? they just declare her dumbassery lanacore then move on.

which is honestly how it should be with more celebs because the way taylor is scrutinized and criticized for every single thing, small or big is just not normal. whole hate campaign over her hugging an acquaintance, yet when lana marries a trumpie it’s crickets?

lana is treated like a male celebrity rn imo, they can just do anything and no one gaf (not saying lana hasn’t been criticized because she has - they just stopped trying a few years ago and now they don’t even bother commenting on her shit).

not shade, i listen to lana, but when you know there is a high possibility a person is gonna let you down (whether it be lana or a lot of male celebs), you stop expecting anything vs when a person delivers every single time, the expectation keeps unfairly increasing

[the-most-humble-blog]

Serena Williams’ Super Bowl Crip Walk: A Masterclass in Tone-Deaf F*ckery 🎾🔥

The Factual Stupidity of This Entire Situation

Serena Williams, a middle-aged millionaire icon, decided the best way to spend her Super Bowl moment was by dancing a gang-affiliated dance that celebrates the very people who MURDERED her own sister.

Let’s be f*cking clear:

Her sister was gunned down by Crips in a drive-by.

Crip Walk is literally a gang-affiliated dance.

She did it in front of MILLIONS, wearing Crip blue.

HOW the actual f*ck does that make sense?

🔥 The Murder of Yetunde Price: A Reminder of Reality

Back in 2003, Yetunde Price was an innocent woman, sitting in a car, minding her own damn business, when she got her f*cking head blown off by South Side Crips.

The shooters thought they were under attack.

They never confirmed their target before firing.

Yetunde died because of their reckless violence.

One of the killers, Robert Maxfield, got a light-ass 15-year sentence, served some of it, got released, and walked free in 2018.

Fast forward to 2025: Serena Williams is out here Crip Walking at the fcking Super Bowl like this sht is all fun and games.

The mental gymnastics required to justify this sh*t would make the Olympics jealous.

🔥 The Absolute Ridiculousness of It All

Serena’s decision to Crip Walk in front of millions isn’t just dumb—it’s insulting to basic f*cking logic. Imagine:

A Jewish person doing a Nazi salute ‘for the culture.’

A 9/11 victim’s family member throwing up Al-Qaeda hand signs at a halftime show.

A school shooting survivor rocking a Columbine T-shirt ‘just for fun.’

Nobody would tolerate that sh*t. But somehow, because it’s gang culture—**the same gang culture that has left THOUSANDS of innocent Black people DEAD—**people are out here defending it like it's just some hip-hop dance move.

Gang culture has done more harm to Black communities than most people care to admit, and Serena just validated it like it’s something to celebrate.

🔥 The Backlash: Twitter NPCs vs. Common Sense

The reactions were exactly what you’d expect:

❌ "Y’all are overreacting. It’s just a dance." ✔️ No, dumbass, it’s a gang-affiliated dance that celebrates the same criminals who took her sister’s life.

❌ "The Crip Walk doesn’t mean gang sh*t anymore." ✔️ Yeah, and the swastika was originally a Buddhist symbol. Tell that to a Holocaust survivor.

❌ "She’s just embracing hip-hop culture!" ✔️ Gang violence isn’t fcking hip-hop culture. It’s a plague that has left thousands dead, including her own fcking sister.

❌ "She was just having fun!" ✔️ Oh, word? Celebrating the same gang that killed your family is ‘fun’ now? Cool. Next time, let’s see her Crip Walk at her sister’s gravesite.

🔥 The Ugly Truth: Gang Culture is NOT to Be Celebrated

Serena Williams is a highly educated, world-famous, middle-aged, multi-millionaire athlete.

She has NO excuse for this bullsh*t.

She KNOWS what Crip culture is.

She KNOWS her sister was killed by this sh*t.

And she STILL danced like she was pledging loyalty to the f*cking set.

This is what happens when people prioritize "looking cool" over actual f*cking reality.

Serena is proof that you can have money, fame, intelligence, and STILL be completely f*cking stupid.

🔥 Final Thought: Hold People Accountable

If you’re out here defending Serena’s Crip Walk, ask yourself this:

Would you Crip Walk at YOUR sister’s funeral if she got murdered by gang bangers?

Would you be cool with your kid glorifying the people who took your loved one’s life?

Would you "embrace the culture" if it left you parentless, sibling-less, or childless?

If the answer is no, then congratulations—you have more common sense than Serena f*cking Williams.

This wasn’t “just a dance.” This was some next-level brain-dead sh*t.

🔥 REBLOG if you’re tired of people glorifying the same sh*t that destroys communities. 🚀 💬 COMMENT if this sht made your brain fcking hurt. 🤯 🚀 FOLLOW for more truth bombs, less dumbassery. 💣

[random-doctor-on-the-internet]

Hihi !! How are you doc c:

It’s been a while since i got in your business so:

3, 27, 35, 37, 65, 79, 91, 99

(I’m making up for the months that it’s been since we did this)

Hi! I'm alright, thanks for asking!

It's definitely been very long we haven't talked. Won't stop me from getting revenge for all of these questions tho. Be warned.

3. Tattoos I have and what they are:

Well, that's easy. None. Seriously, tattoos? In this economy? With my shit salary? Only happens in dreams. Although I would love to get some. Perhaps eyes on my knuckles. Or weird meaningless doodles. Both would fit the Ashcore™ aesthetic tbh.

27. First celebrity you think of when someone says "attractive"

Does my singer flatmate count? No, seriously, no idea. I'm too ace for that shit.

35. Have you ever danced in front of a mirror?

Yes. So many times.

37. Have you ever been dumped?

Surprisingly, no. Although I'm really trying.

65. Have you ever been suspended from school?

Me? Lil' 14-year old high school graduate me? With the two terrorists I used to call parents monitoring every single thing I did? I wish.

79. Have you ever kissed in the rain?

Yeah. Not as cool as films make you think it is. The getting-a-pneumonia part is grandly overrated.

91. Have you ever been pushed to a pool with all of your clothes on?

Unfortunately, nope. I believe the passive aggressive "kiss kiss love" does scare people a bit. That's a shame. But well, I can't just go like erm...hello, can you please push me into this pool, I promise I won't make you play anything for ruining my clothes, is it ok?

99. Have you ever met someone who didn't seem real?

A lot, actually. I wouldn't consider myself a very real person, to be honest, so I might not be the best judge here. But, yeah. Niko. My flatmate. The neighbour, on Tuesdays. And I'm pretty sure my lab partner's dumbassery level can't be real either.

From this :)

[chunkymamatam]

Y’all I just remembered some dumb shit someone on TikTok commented on my post back when I was consistently doing story times over there. It was about Hisoka but like I’m sitting here waiting for my melatonin to kick in and thought about it so y’all have to suffer with me.

I was joking about how that man is pretty famous in Heavens Arena and is a whole micro celebrity technically and someone was like “yeah I highly doubt he’s that famous” when I read that dumb shit I was baffled cuz bro what??? Canonically he’s known as the guy who kills all his opponents. He’s LITERALLY a floor master. Trust, that clown whore is famous specifically in Heavens Arena 😭💀

TikTok is wild man y’all really just be saying shit and not thinking first sometimes. /pf /hj

I love my fan base on there tho. I can’t remember if that person was following me but my fan base is chill af for the most part and I take pride in that 😭

Anyway as compensation for reading that dumbassery here take a picture of my cat Nirvana. He wedged herself between me and my body pillow cuz she wanted cuddles 🥺

[briebysabs]

I will never understand doxxing or sending ppl threats. It don’t click in my head, forget whether it’s good or not. YOU DON’T KNOW THE PEOPLE YOU’RE DOXXING.

You don’t know the laws in their area, their connections, their livelihood. You could wake up the next day and have a cop at your door or a gun to your head. And 90% of the time it’s over unnecessary bullshit. Over fictional characters, celebrities that wouldn’t bail you out or visit your funeral. Do you know how easy it is to track you? It’s the dumbassery of it all it’s so embarrassing. It baffles my mind the lack of self-preservation and delusion.

Even if you think they’re horrible. Even if you wanna say oh this person is this and they did x y and z I can promise you honey it’s not worth catching a case over. You don’t gotta do all that. Put the phone down, get some sleep, and schedule a therapist appointment.

[yato-dharmastato-jayah]

I'm disinclined to learn my history and respect my civilizational heritage you got a problem?? 😊

PS. Ram mandir is still ugly as fuck

Oh look, what a badass!

As I said in my post that you're quoting here, I'm laughing at you, nonnyboo. You're the joke here, and you're propagating it further by your utter lack of self awareness and dumbassery.

Stay ignorant, dear. 😂

PS: Ram Mandir is beautiful; it doesn't need your validation to be so. It's there and it's being celebrated. Die mad about it.