#cause this is so accurate

[chloesimaginationthings]

"They call it the MANGLE" - FNAF 2 phone guy

[lotus-pear]

clowns in court

[ctrlzxoo]

what if Ivan took the tape off of Till during Top 3?

(aka. the ANAKT kids learned what kisses meant to humans)

[paper-starz]

Tried redesigning these fellas

Huggy and Kissy are muppet creatures from the 70s!

And Doeys a silly playdough fella from the 50s!

[inkskinned]

he says i hate everyone except you and that is addictive and that is kind of romantic and beautiful because you're young and you're kind of a sarcastic asshole too and you don't like bad boys, per say, but you don't really like good ones either. and you like that you were the exception, it felt like winning.

except life is not a romance book, and he was kind of being honest. he doesn't learn to be nice to your friends. he only tolerates your family. you have to beg him to come with you to birthday parties, he complains the whole time. you want to go on a date but - people are often there, wherever you're going. he's just so angry. about everything, is the thing. in the romance book, doesn't he eventually soften? can't you teach him, through your own sense of whimsy and comfort?

at first - you know introverts often need smaller friend groups, and honestly, you're fine staying at home too. you like the small, tidy life you occupy. you're not going to punish him for his personality type.

except: he really does hate everyone but you. which means he doesn't get along with his therapist. which means he has no one to talk to except for you. which means you take care of him constantly, since he otherwise has no one. which means you sometimes have to apologize for him. which means he keeps you home from seeing your friends because he hates them. you're the single exception.

about a decade from this experience, you'll type into google: how to know if a relationship is codependent.

he wraps an arm around you. i hate everyone except you. these days, you're learning what he's actually confessing is i have very little practice being kind.

[signorcerullo]

CLUELESS (1995) dir. Amy Heckerling

[2fast4maws]

huevember #2, mercury and some fish for today 💥

[alt under cut]

[koszmarnybudyn]

Lady Mowbray, cause for some reason this is the episode that forces me to draw fanart.

[violentdelightshavevioletends]

"I think I liked you better before you decided that feelings were something we need to discuss."

"Sorry to inconvenience you, but this year the role of Violet Sorrengail"—he points to me—"will be played by Xaden Riorson"—he taps his chest—"who will drag her, kicking and screaming if he has to, into a real relationship with real discussions, because he refuses to lose her again. If I have to evolve, you do, too." He folds his arms across his chest.

"Is he done talking in third person?"

[freakinator]

"I paid the ultimate price... I was alone."

[heartcircus]

it’s really funny to go from the realm where the main conflict is currently “oh no! the king died and the circumstances of his death are left up in the air until his return because there’s some really complex mind games being played right now. the kingdom might have to attack the perpetrator if need be… but we’re not sure if we will”

to lifesteal where it’s like . “i woke up and there’s 50 wardens on my front porch thanks to literally The Strongest Player and my bestie/secret third thing that i trust with my life. i die three times and lose 3 of my permanent hearts after an 1.5 hour long battle With Wardens interrupting the pvp. then i have to communicate how much my best buddy over here means to me because he thinks i’ve been using him and abandoning him which. i definitely might’ve done. And Then to make matters worse my Teammate is saying some weird shit about how he feels like he’s fulfilled his purpose and thinks i might want to leave for my Best Buddy but i just wanna be teamed with both and now he’s trying to give me a heart but i don’t want it because he also died twice today so he needs it too . and at the end of the day everything is all sorted or whatnot and there is Definitely not a newly formed teamed potentially trying to reban all the players i unbanned using the Very Very limited amount of materials found within the world border . nope certainly not!”

[charcoaldustonmyfingers]

Biblically accurate Leonardo! Real red eared sliders look like they have a little cat smile and stick their noses straight up in the air, it’s so cute! They are also very square looking, with boxy little heads and shells. I think you can tell the ball python inspiration in his head shape here tho, I’ve drawn a lot more snakes than turtles in my time lol

Real turtles’ shoulders are actually fused to a shoulder girdle formed by their shoulder blades and collarbone within their shells, so their arms kinda stick out elbows up and aren’t super flexible. Being mutated, the brothers would have flexible shoulders and independent bones in there, but I think they’d still have the thinner skin and soft scales around their necks, shoulders, and thighs that allows them to tuck into their shells and on their outer arms and calves I think they’d have much thicker scales to protect those soft parts.

They probably can’t fully fit into their shells due to their mutation, but I think the idea of them still being able to pull their heads in like a seal is quite funny.

Imagine swinging a sword at him and his head just goes “swoop!”, and then all there is is his nose poking out and he’s glaring at you all huddled in his shoulders. If I was a Foot Soldier I’d incapacitate myself just from laughing, no fighting needed.

[Raphael] [Donatello] [Michelangelo] [Extended Family]

[thedreadblog]

Anyway, here's Wonderwall.

(Here's the full post)

[arson-09]

Have been seeing some discussion again about tamlin being a good High Lord or not and I just have to remind everyone of one of the best little facts from acotar I never really seen mentioned.

Acotar, Chapter 25 Page 221

She [Alis] simply said, "Summer Solstice. The main celebration used to be at the Summer Court, but... Things are different. So now we have one here, too. You're going."

"so now we have one here too..." Because of amarantha and Tamlin being just a good person he allowed anyfae from any court to come to spring. And because no one could really go back to their courts for their respective solstice celebrations, Tamlin made sure Spring Celebrated all of them

I just think that's such a cool fucking thing. That Tamlin cared for the people coming to spring for safety, and he made changes to help everyone feel comfortable and at home. He cares about the people who live in Spring, he cares so damn much :(((

[gferamos]

These were from back in like.. late December of last year? I had another section to the bandana one that I wanted to finish before posting these but I never did TxT

Then I see it's been (Edit: OMG I GOT IT SOOO WRONG I'M SO SORRY) ALMOST 2 years since @jojo-schmo showed her roleswap AU! Which congrats!! I love your artwork so much it's just so iconic and it screams "omg hey that's jojos!!!" in the BEST way possible!!!

Here's the uhm... Full thing if ur curious....

[rubysundaey]

happy (belated… it was yesterday 💔) birthday to that fictional puter!! take my 3gs and mec comic boy