#cause that is just really funny but also sad for Chris

[khaoala]

Forcebook got to make out with fkt once and they have not stopped thinking about them since the boys truly have that building whipped (I'm joking mostly)

Also Im so sad I wasn't around for of era fkt cause I saw some tweets during airing and wao they had full playlists and insane interactions (kt really called f nong kitty? Insane) if you have any of era lore pls share uwu

force was impressed saying just the other day how first was bigger than him now and book was bragging about kissing khaotung from day one, but do you know what never happened and i bet force regrets to this day? not kissing khaotung. you can just feel he really wanted to, he never got that treat unfortunately.

but you see, i can't really remember much only friends lore. compared to the production of the heart killers where we got at least one picture every q, for only friends, they were far in between.

khaotung recommended some great songs for sandray honestly. it's something i really had hoped he'd do for kantbison as well, but it makes sense that he didn't since kantbison aren't as connected to music the way sandray were.

if i'm not mistaken, khaotung said that his music taste was a lot like sand's, so to help first understand the character, he recommended none other than 505 by arctic monkeys (yes, the one that has lyrics that go 'i'd probably still adore you, with your hands around my neck' and 'in my imagination you're waiting lying on your side with your hands between your thighs').

khaotung recommended making love into the night by usher for ep. 2 of only friends (we all know what happened on ep. 2, smoke kiss my beloved) (and also posted this picture from that very same scene):

he also dedicated chris stapleton's tennessee whiskey to sand during ep. 11, and posted this part of the lyrics on twitter:

and as far as i know, these were the only two (or three with you count 505) that he recommended during only friends. khaotung also posted this video of hold me down by daniel caesar and while it wasn't related to any episode in particular, they did film this when only friends was being aired.

and about nong kitty thing, i didn't remember much about it tbh, but it's actually a little funny, because it's related to this picture:

but upon noticing that first was also in the shot, he recropped the picture to show off nong kitty's eye:

and khaotung, as a good cat slave, wouldn't waste the chance to show off his nong kitty first.

[39nyx]

young Sebastian Stan…….. is going to be the death of me…. gahsjdjsjbsakns

so i watched Captain America: the First Avenger for the first time today. if you told me-from-a-few-months-ago that i would get randomly attached to the walking american flag marvel character, i would probably laugh and think you’re a liar. frankly, if you even told me from, like, one month ago that i would find Chris Evans attractive I’d think you’re a liar—

but the MCU has so far made me face… many revelations T-T

cue more of me talking about steve n bucky being hot > the actual movie probably:

no but seriously I had like no interest in Captain America before i entered my Bucky obsession thanks to Marvel Rivals and even then I was like “meh, anyways, bucky 🥰” at the thought of Steve Rogers but ???? SOMETHING HAPPENED ??? AND NOW I THINK I REALLY LIKE HIM ??? like first of all just character wise he’s quite cute…. it’s just so interesting to think about suddenly becoming this big muscular attractive guy while you’re still very used to seeing yourself + everyone else seeing/treating you as the opposite? like that’s crazy!!!

also just “idk how to talk to a woman” LMFAO

IDK HE’S CUTE !!! DYNAMIC BETWEEN STEVE N PEGGY IS CUTE

speaking of which….

she’s so real for that, me too, god daMN—

fun fact: i, legitimately prior to getting into marvel, was seriously questioning if i was attracted to men or not. because i had rarely found guys attractive, never found a celebrity man attractive, never understood celebrity crushes and all that. I ESPECIALLY WAS NOT ATTRACTED TO MUSCULAR MEN/DID NOT UNDERSTAND THE APPEAL.

IDK WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED BUT A SWITCH HAS FLIPPED AND IT’S SO FUNNY TO MEEEE

LIKE/- RDJ WORKING ON HIS SUIT IN A TANK TOP IN IRON MAN? SHIRTLESS CHRIS HEMSWORTH IN THOR..,,, once again THIS:

christ almighty i got thrown back into the bisexual label so damn hard—

this is not what this post was supposed to be about but this movie made my brain short circuit a little. i was prepared for Sebastian Stan but i was NOT ready to randomly find Chris Evans hot ok

anyway the actual movie was good 😭 im not much of a movie person i just kind of enjoy most things i watch so forgive me for the things i actually feel like typing out being…,,, mildly irrelevant—

but i want 2 full hours of just steve bucky friendship i did NOT get enough before my man fell off the damn train SPEAKING OF WHICH. DID NOT EXPECT THIS TO MAKE ME SO SAD? which i guess makes sense, actually, knowing what happens, because now i know how they could’ve been..,,,., and things will probably never be the same (i dont know how most of the movies end and i would like to keep it that way lmao)

just…. 1940s Bucky my heart :( i know this movie made me feel things bc i immediately got the drawing bug after, except i’m still really bad at drawing manly men so T-T i also totally got distracted midway watching 2011 Sebastian Stan interviews bc goddddd he’s so prettyyyyy aghrhdhdjsjshsj

anyway this post is a mess and partly me having a straight crisis for, like, the 3rd time this month buT IM REAL EXCITED FOR MY FIRST EVER AVENGERS MOVIE NEXT YIPPEEE

i am currently trying not to think about the winter soldier movie and how close i am to watching that, actually, or i WILL combust thank u very much oh god i could literally feel my chest tighten at the thought— BUT ALSO IT’S CRAZY THAT I’M THIS CLOSE TO IT CAUSE I WAS FROTHING AT THE MOUTH THINKING ABOUT HOW LONG IT’D TAKE TO GET HERE WHEN I STARTED WATCHING ALL THE MOVIES

this is also probably really funny to read if ur a marvel fan cause i’m just here in the year 2025 figuratively gnawing at my desk over a 14 year old movie HSJSJS

[dear-oizys]

My thoughts on the latest 911 episode

Buzzkill

This was written while I was watching the episode

Noooooo the planes gonna hit the bigger aircraft!!!!!!!!!!

I absolutely hate Gerrard. Despise him. Take you your "unsatisfactory" to the fucking grave with your body you absolutely asshole. I hope you're allergic to bees.

Why the fuck is he bullying everyone like this. Chimney just cleaned the floor and that bastard just spit on it????????

Also why the fuck is he targeting Buck?? Im not gonna lie I expected dickbag to favour Buck solely cause he's white.

Why the fuck does this happen to Athena??? Can't they leave her in peace??

Buck I love you but you're so dumb. People can't quit their jobs just like that.

Nooooooo!!!!! Bobby got a job at another station???? Oh. He's on a set. Why is the lafd sending people to sets?????

Im asking the important question here. Why the hell were they transporting 22 million killer bees????????

Maddie and Josh!!!!!!!!! I love you guys!!!!!!!!!!

Gerrard better show some fucking respect to Josh. That guy has lived probably half of Gerrard's days and has definitely done more for more people than Gerrard ever could.

Buck. Why do you know so many bee facts???? Like how??? Gerrard you better appreciate good ideas especially when you yourself can't do anything but shout at everyone.

Awww Bobby and Athena!!!! They are so sweet.

Ooooooh. I feel like that there may be some animosity later between hen and chimney cause of the mara situation. Well not animosity but some sadness between them I guess.

No but for a second why did I think Chris came back??? Gerrard is taking credit for buck's idea????? Damn ok.

Last season I really liked LFJr and his character, but after finding out somethings I'm not sure I still do. But we'll see what happens and where Tommy and Buck's relationship goes.

I really understand where Chris is coming from but I still think that maybe it's a bit too much. I mean I'm not asking him to come back or talk like before with Eddie again but like uh huh and just straight up leaving does seem a bit rude. But honestly Eddie fucked up like a LOT last season. So it is kinda justified.

I don't like Eddie's mom.

Grown ups????? Bitch you should shut the fuck up. You're not a grown up. You're a childish, selfish, racist, sexist bastard who should DIE ( can everyone tell that I HATE Gerrard )

After causing so much trauma to hen and chimney, and now trying to do the same to all the new members of the 118. I don't know how the hell they put him in the same house again.

Lol its really funny how Eddie looks back desperately hoping it's not him Buck is referring to.

I once again ask. Why does buck know so many bee facts??????

"We'll this has both" chimney your comedic timing is perfection.

Not buck spraying perfume at Eddie while he's walking away 🤣

The whole Eddie running scene gives me life fr.

Duck tape is the best!!!!!!! ( I have never seen ducktape in my life, we don't have that in my country)

Wow. Buck was so happy and looked to Gerrard like he would do if Bobby was here, but Bobby is not here and Gerrard is an asshole.

Episode name drop!!!!!!

Not the Athena flashbacks. Please leave her alone.

Athena is so so so so badass. Like wow ma'am. You are so awesome. Did you guys see how fast she took the gun out?????????? The speed????????

Fuck. Fuck. It's going to be the flight that Athena takes with which the other plane is going to crash right. It's definitely going to be that one.

Ok weird movie guy. Why do you give me the creeps. I feel like he's gonna haunt us somehow, later in the season.

Ok I feel really really bad for buck. He has worked hard for where is today and he doesn't deserve everything that Gerrard is saying.

Ohhhhh he saved him. Ok ig

I knew it!!! I knew it was gonna be Athena's plane. I knew it!! ( But at what cost )

[senka-mesecine]

what would the platoon boys give the reader as a birthday present?? And what gift would they like to receive on their birthday?

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― Hey, rich boy being rich, Chris would have the innate urge to give something classically pricey and something that bears the typical marker of wealth; a piece of jewelry, an expensive token, a fancy dinner at an equally fancy restaurant, a whole ass car, you name it and this is a habit that never truly goes away even though it ends up augmented by his time in the war and he is infinitely more likely as a result of that time he starts giving things that are more personal in nature, bordering on being handcrafted or a souvenir or keepsake that survived along with him throughout his deployment, something with genuine gravitas as well as being, well, beautiful. Sometimes, though, you yourself don't get just how much gravitas his presents to you actually bear, or how he might've spent whole days and nights clenching this one particular, seemingly pretty yet inoffensive knick knack in the palm of his hand while on guard in a trench or a foxhole, waiting for an attack, and now it's hanging off of your neck as a birthday gift, almost like a war trophy of sorts. Maybe even a war trophy you'll never realize is a war trophy. There's two sides to every story much like there's two sides to Taylor himself. He might just bring it up if you ever take the thing off.

― O'Neill is one of those assholes who jokes how for your birthday he wants a blowjob and for his birthday he also wants a blowjob, but this is mainly an obnoxious, irritating, overly sexualized bit of salacious banter and locker room jibe he makes to cover up the fact that he is actually unusually sentimental and thoughtful and is downright the type to do something exceedingly romantic for your birthday, planning for it way, way, way in advance, being the one to bring it up and heck, whatever you do for his will downright make his face drop, causing him look like a sad frog about to get emotional over shockingly small gestures of affection. How on earth did you end up on R&R in Hawaii with a bouquet of flowers on the beach with a round of Mai Tai's at dusk you don't exactly know, but it sure happened, almost like a lot of preparation, legitimate devotion and thought went into this and almost like Red is innately and nervously over-eager to please and does a surprisingly great job doing so, being smarmily proud of himself once he does. Yeah, you're looking out into the Pacific Ocean with the prettiest sunset ever. Of course he'll brag about this to everyone else later too.

― If Red merely jokes that he'd like a blowjob for a birthday, Bunny really means it. And heck, this includes any sexual act under the sun, both for his birthday and yours and always, and if that sounds childishly crude now, you could end up wishing he sticked to that instead because the gifts this kid ends up giving are grizzly to say the least and the more you look into them and think about them objectively, the more harrowing they become. Here's a wonderful, specialized silver zippo...that I burned a hooch with one time. He's a camera and it's a good camera too...but the pictures that used to be inside the reels border on war crimes. Here's a decorative enamel pendant that...has a human molar inside of it. Here's your name tattooed on his body...and possibly somewhere not all that appropriate. Bunny lacks the sense of propriety necessary to deduce what's a normal gift or he simply doesn't care and finds the shock value funny, but he's a bit like a cat proudly dragging the corpse of a dead mouse or a slaughtered bird in front of your feet expecting you to impressed and give him a big, snuggly, congratulatory pat. Should've just given him a blowjob instead, Jesus Christ.

― Wolfe would much rather receive praise on his birthday than literally anything else in the whole wide world; just the very fact you remembered and took time to congratulate him without a shred of irony, mockery or any malicious intent behind it profoundly just bloats something inside of him even though he seems infinitely nervous and flustered merely accepting the congratulations, not used to the attention or even the respect, thinking you'll turn around any second, say siike and end up making fun of him one way or another; by extension, he's almost ready to put up his guard and be aloof and stand offish when there's no reason to be. How he reciprocates your commonplace kindness is so vastly out of proportion though, it might just make you a tiny bit uncomfortable, because Mark's the type to get you a hugely overblown gift in reciprocation for basically almost nothing but you being nice to him. You merely remembered the man, now you're saddled with...what's that...why did he give you a diamond encrusted pair of earrings with a signet ring to match? Is...this Tiffany's? Why have you been approved to go on a vacation too? You never asked for a break. You're at a loss for words.

― Gifts!? Gifts!? Gifts are a purely civilian effort of tactical distraction to embroider these poor, blind, naive suckers into continuously ritualized, soul-sucking acts of spending money on nonsense big business can't sell every year with the sole intention of upholding the social contract of normality to prevent people from realizing how MESSED UP everything actually is and stop them from opening their third eye to the world at large and seeing all the awfulness, the lies, and the horror, the horror, the horror....and while Rhah might rant against birthdays, Christmas, the holidays, love, relationships, family, friendship, duty, sacrifice, the things he says and the things he actually does can often be two wholly opposing things. Meaning that he could very well be against birthdays, but he never said he's against your birthday. In fact, he's so weirdly devoted and passionate about it he'll downright ask you what it is you want with the most fervent, dedicated, near worshipful tone of voice imaginable like he's prepared to give you anything in the world. Like he's borderline inquiring for the privilege to pay homage to you; just as well, whatever you give Vermucci's somehow pedestalized like you just grabbed a star from the sky and handed it to him. In fact, if he can wear the item on his person at all times and just give it a kiss every now and again, he will. Crazy, for someone who was seeming that contrarian.

― King thinks Rhah's whack and he'll say he's whack pretty openly because King can appreciate the whole birthday thing as an idea. He gives a good gift and he knows how to receive a gift too in a rather stable-minded, jovial, relaxed manner as well. Nothing extreme going on here. No dramatics. In fact, he somehow has the most normal and level headed disposition out of the bunch where swapping presents is concerned. He'll downright ask when your birthday is too in case he doesn't know when it is because he's interested and he wants you to know that he is, seeing no purpose in being all mysterious or covert about it. You ain't playing hide and seek, are you? He'll tell you he'll get you something with a big smile to, just as easily telling you his date of birth as well because it ain' no classified big ass secret and he isn't going to treat it like one neither. Like, there's actual communication happening here on a mutual level, which can be oddly refreshing because he's friendly, warm and very open on the matter to the point it is in fact, absolutely endearing. The fact that King cares and cares so openly and consistently, without any personal hang ups. What he likes to get is records, music, something to relax with, something to smoke and he is very transparent about that as well. Like, why hide it? Why make things hard if they can be easy?

― With Elias it is something spiritual, something protective, something with an almost religious connotation as well as a deeply sentimental one. A crucifix matching the one he wears. A charm he personally made for your birthday that he swears is magical (a comment delivered with a wink so you'd understand he might be joking...but is he?) a pedant that is near shamanic in nature and hey, you might be superstitious or you might not be, but nonetheless having something his close by does soothe you and make you feel oddly better --- safer --- like he's always nearby. You swear, however crazy it may sound to put trust into what's effectively a placebo effect, that you started dreaming about him from the moment you got this gift; a notion if you ever bring up he might simply smile cryptically at and in equal measure? Whatever you get him works by sheer virtue of it being your gift, given by your hand. Downright, you might give Elias Grodin a lock of your hair and the very next day it'll be in a locket hanging off of his neck right next to his cross and dog tags like the most cherished possession he has in the whole wide world. He's all for symbols and symbolics, you see. And he is humble and appreciative. Astoundingly so. To the degree he'll appreciate even the smallest gestures out of you, possibly infinitely more than any big one.

― Barnes pretends like he doesn't care about birthdays as a concept. Doesn't remember anyone's and doesn't want his remembered either because this isn't a social club. Truth of the matter is that he in actuality seems like the type of man who has every soldier's exact date of birth memorized in his platoon to a T and that includes yours as well. He doesn't forget a single thing. Ever. About anyone. He just looks at a face and knows when they're born and where they're born because he's wordlessly meticulous like that. Heck, probably remembered their blood type too. And what he gets you? In a civilian life or otherwise? Well, he gets you precisely and exactly something he deduced you want and need through sheer observation alone. Never indicated he will. Never mentioned it. A conversation about this never happened. Hey, you might not even know it's from him because the present could just wait for you somewhere where you'll be most likely to find it, you, and nobody else, but you've been given it and that's that on that. Somehow, the most thoughtful present imaginable is there, without a note or without explanation because he expects no thanks or ass kissing. What he wants? Just as likely that whatever you quietly leave for him will be just as quietly accepted. Almost like whatever's from you is by default silently cherished. It's actually weirdly...well...intimate.

[vampiritea]

since my sister @werewolfsmile made me guess Leverage episodes based on their titles the other day (and the result was pretty funny), I decided to make her do the same for 9-1-1!

Me: Heartbreaker Her: Something to do with Eddie because he's a heart breaker. It's gonna totally be season 2. Me: sips tea

Me: Alright I'm gonna give you an easy one. Me: Chimney Begins. Her: Gee wow I wonder what that could be about! It's where Chimney begins!! We get backstory, Kevin, it's beautiful. Isn't he also bleeding out at the same time? Me: Yep Her: Beautiful

Me: Fight or Flight Her: Ohhh I know that title. It's totally something to do with Eddie. Me: lol. No. Her: Dammit. So it's not a tsunami episode then? That would be like sink or swim, wouldn't it? … idk then. Me: It's an episode that you're always surprised by how early on in the series it happens. Her: Shannon dies?? Me: No, but someone dies. Her: Who else is there? Me: It happens in the snow Her: When are they in the snow?? All I can see is TK falling into that frozen pond now but that's not the right show. Me: There's BLOOD on the snow. Her: Oooh, I like that. Blood on snow... MADDIE!!! Me: Yes! Her: Yeah that is surprising it happens that early.

Me: Capsized Her: Oh gee I wonder! (If I get this wrong now…) That's where Bobby and Athena are on a cruise and the ship goes 'whoopsie'!

Me: Careful What You Wish For Her: singing 'cause you just might get it'. Is THIS the one where Shannon dies? Me: Yes Her: YES!! ... Now I'm sad for Christopher Me: As you should be

Me: Hero Complex Her: ….. Is that the one with the guy – steals the firetruck? And Eddie has to talk him down? Me: No. Her: No, cause that's Jinx isn't it?? Cause we watch that one all the time!! Ughh. [later] Her: Um. All I can think now is Izzy Chains. Can't think of anyone else who has a hero complex – aside from all the main cast. So it's Buck-centric then!! Me: 😂 No. Her: Are you sure?? Me: I'm positive. Her: Give me another clue! Me: It focuses on a character who doesn't stick around. Her: ... OH MONDAY!! He would hate me so much cause I don't remember his real name 😅

Me: The Taking of Dispatch 9-1-1 Her: Oh that's when Josh's nasty ex boyfriend comes in and is like 'surprise bitch I bet you thought you'd seen the last of me'

Me: Red Flag Her: ?? Nope, the bull is in lone star as well... It's not like an online dating one or something? What season? Me: 6 Her: I don't remember what happens in season 6... Me: It's a Bobby episode Her: A Bobby episode? 😍 The only Bobby episode I'm thinking of is when he gets high on brownies… Is it the one where he and Michael are spying on the neighbours through the telescope?? Me: No. Her: Damn. That's a good one. [later] Her: OH MY GOSH WENDELL!!

Me: The One That Got Away Her: Ummmmm. Is this like where Buck gets concerned about his sexual performance and so he calls up all his exes? Me: 😂🤣 Her: If I'm right I'm gonna be shook. Me: YOU'RE NOT 🤣 Her: Is it an Abby episode? Me: No. Her: Okay yeah cause I thought I'd remember the train episode title. [later] Me: It's one of the episodes where an old man dies to teach Buck something. Her: Not Red?? Me: Yes 😢

Me: What's Next? Her: Me: That's the title of an episode. Her: oH! Is this where Buck is suing the city or something and Eddie gets all grumpy cause 'Chris can't even see you 😭'? Me: No. [later] Me: smugly It's the train episode. Her: WHAT!!! Isn't it called something really cliché like derailed?? My life is a lie 😭

Me: Future Tense Her: ….. is that the episode title? Me: Yes Her: Oh boy. [later] Me: It has a funny Eddie scene. Her: Is this where Eddie's dating Ana and he has a panic attack? Me: YOU THINK THAT'S FUNNY???????? 😂 Her: NO BUT HE'S THINKING ABOUT THE FUTURE AND PANICKING. Me: Think less about the distant future and more 'the future is now'. Her: The Hildy episode!! 'We got him'! 😊

Me: Alright are you ready for the next one? Her: Probs not but let's go Me: There Goes the Neighbourhood Her: dramatically drops phone and frowns into distance Athena says that at one point. Is it s4? Me: Yep Her: There goes the neighbourhood... Like, I know it but I can't remember it. Me: It's one of your favourites. Her: Wow. Great. Me: ... You mentioned it earlier. Her: panicked laugh [later] Her: Something to do with Buck and Eddie Me: Incorrect [later] Her: You're gonna have to give me more clues. Me: There goes the NEIGHBOURhood. NEIGHBOURS. Her: I AM AWARE! I'VE BEEN TRYING TO THINK! [later] Her: OHHH IT'S BOBBY AND MICHAEL. I LOVE THAT ONE Me: I KNOW YOU DO! 😂

Me: Alright I'm gonna give you an easy one. Me: Treasure Hunt Her: Ravi! Gets there first! And then he's like, I'm not even with these guys. And they're all like 'probie say WHAT?'

Me: Under Pressure Her: Episode 1 of season 2 where Eddie arrives 😎

Me: You Don't Know Me Her: All I can see is that vine 'you don't know ME. You don't know ME!!' and that's not helpful T_T

Me: Defend in Place Her: That's what you do when there's a bushfire and you're like naurr I got this. Me: 💀

Me: May Day Her: A plane. Me: Hehe, no. Her: ...but??? What?? That's what you call if the plane's going down!! Mayday mayday!! Me: lol no. [later] Her: Another clue please. Me: May Day is two separate words. Her: oHHHH THEN IT'S ABOUT MAY. GRRRR Her: The one where the call centre is on fire and Bobby and May have that beautiful "I'll protect you my daughter" scene?? Me: Yep! Her: It's a good title for that episode!

[angelvyxen]

Not trying to be mean melo is literally her only come up lol no other man (a real man) who’s in the industry are not interested in these oldies fr. Let’s be real if she had other options other than melo there’s no way ima be sitting there wanting him to act right. I’m just move on to my other options. Some of yall be thinking she Lori Harvey like that girl has no other options but melo literally and it’s honestly really sad cause she seems like a really cool girl, but she gotta stop being picky.☠️Not trying to be funny I believe he’s the only rich nigga she has or ( that’s in her dm). But like you said she needs to stop trying to be a wag at dam near 40 and get with a man that’s in marketing business etc. she wants this rich lifestyle lol like girl fuck it at this point get you a nigga who makes 6 figures or less ☠️and be happy. Being in the industry is just dark spirited, and we all know she just too weak for that. She’s trying to be like her best friend who got pregnant by two rich dudes and she feels like she deserve that life also but Girl is clearly not working in your favor☠️ that’s why this whole changing her ways is so fake because why are you sitting there courtside at your exes game who didn’t marry you after five years of you gobbling him down doing whatever he wants and still didn’t get the ring talking about she got a condo then why are you everywhere else except for that condo of yours. I mean, I guess she was tied down for years, but girl I will be tired. I will get my rest. And pray on it.☠️

also they are going for some certain type of influencers, Instagram models. She just doesn’t make the cut for real. Race also plays apart 😬 if you know you know! The popularity right now is Asian descent and some Spanish folks☠️

lori had rich niggas back to back☠️

You made extremely solid points. I think Ana has a lot of options, they just aren’t the options that she wants. She wants a certain lifestyle with men that are the least likely to provide that for her. I be telling y’all as a Charlotte native, Ana could easily bag one of the finance bros that work in uptown.

She also seems very accustomed to the idea of having a man with status since for the most part (minus Sk8) that’s all she’s dated. That’s fine if that’s her preference but she needs to align that preference with reality a little bit. Instead of dating a Melo she needs to be with (for lack of a better example) an Al Horford or a Chris Paul.

[bookishtheaterlover7]

Booky, you’re such a sweet person. I know it’s probably hard for you to be a fan and see stuff that annoys you, but remember that it’s probably happening to other fans with celebs they like.

Those poor Henry Cavill fans - though I don’t even think his gf is that bad. Lol.

And as for the Jeff Conway person…

lol. First of all he’s very very cringe. I’ve rarely seen an interviewer editor be this thirsty to repost his own articles and also be so unbelievably tacky as a grown man. But hey.

That being said, he was the one who wrote the Forbes article for Chris and his jinx thing at the end of December, right?

He was also one of the writers who wrote a people article of them going public. Somebody should check back those archives because I’m almost positive Jeff started following fish the night before or around the time they went public.

He also interviewed Chris the day Chris said his long term partner was his dog 🤣 - I wonder if he told Chris that 😭 and gave him a very cringey shirt “my dog is my soulmate.” A grown ass man.. giving another grown ass man a shirt like that. And then repeatedly bragging about it on twitter. How is he not embarrassed by himself?? (Jeff)

My personal thought is he goes where he has an assignment. I sometimes have to write really cringe social posts for work but thankfully they’re not attached to my name. He was probably instructed to hype her up because tbh, I still believe they’re trying to make her happen.

Think about how the kardashians, TikTok influencers, and other random ass “Celebs” pop up and start being placed everywhere and nobody is asking for them and the comments are filled with hate. But do these outlets ever stop? Really think about it. Step back from the fishbowl and observe the other industry ppl who have basically been shoved into our faces without our desire. I think the media knows Fish is DOA but she’s here and unfortunately here to stay for awhile. I think people can and will continue to ignore her so that’ll be pretty funny to watch.

I’m also sure fish wasn’t rude to Jeff because I doubt she’s like openly a rude person. I’m not trying to defend her because I know people on here will feel how they feel about this girl, but she’s not going to be a brat to everyone just because people want to hate her. I do think it’s interesting that post had Jeff hyping her up and then just mentioning Chris was also there. As if he’s her plus one and not the other way around.

I feel like she’s getting way too much attention for being virtually nothing and a nobody. The general public simply does not care about her.

I think someone just posted up TMZ posting celebs at the parties and they posted Chris alone and cropped her out. If true, LOLLLLLL TMZ 😂

Just Jared has written at least 600 articles at this point and they’re still getting her name wrong.

By the way, in my line of work, we have to proofread our articles before submitting them to post. So does every single outlet just accidentally miss fish’s last name?????

I’m starting to feel like it’s intentional.

🥹 Thank you, Marketing An🫶n!

It must suck for everyone, but it's good to know that what I'm feeling is definitely not just me. Makes me feel less crazy. 🙂

Good Lord, Jeff seems to be overselling and overdoing it, a little. But, as you said, it's a thing that needs to be done.

And you've got a point about celebs we DIDN'T ask for, just popping up. And it causes quite a stir. Which is effective for their reasons.

No, they do not. Hell, she's simply known as Chris Evans' wife. No more, no less. Imagine that as your only title. It's sad.

I hope it's intentional, because that's too many typos, and almost (I'm assuming they did this at least once) zero edits... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Thanks for talking with me, Marketing An🫶n. It's really a highlight everytime you're here. So thank you ❤️ and it seriously means a whole lot. 🥰🥹

Until the next one...

[zalrb]

OTH Rewatch Review 3x07

IIIIIII DON'T WANNA BE ANYTHING OTHER THAN WHAT I'VE BEEN TRYNA BE LATELYYYYYYYYY

Jesus Christ

So, like, here's the thing about this fucking Inception dream sequence. What is happening? Is Nathan dreaming about Haley making out with Brooke after waking up from a nightmare about Lucas and Chris in bed together after Lucas woke up from dreaming about being in bed with Brooke? Because it's a dream within within a dream. I don't know what your subconscious is like Nathan.

Nathan's grin. I mean, technically you've slept with both of them. AND HALEY'S SISTER.

"What is she doing talking to that troll?" "By troll do you mean Peyton?" Oh, Haley. How I love you sometimes.

Because Peyton fucking SUCKS.

"I'm over possessive-best-friends-with-weird-lesbian energy. And Haley!" That was actually a good delivery but if anyone has the lesbian energy here, it's Brooke and Rachel.

"Well, at least somebody wanted me." Oh, preteen Zal was SO frustrated with this ENTIRE storyline.

"HALEY, YOUR BOYFRIENDS ARE HERE." lol.

"You look so..." "Overdressed." Good delivery. But also Haley, my girl, the SUN is out, why are you wearing a little black dress?

I mean "little black dress" this is still OTH.

They really felt uncomfortable in the clothes they had to wear??

This is so dumb, she's clearly going out with Nathan and Haley too, Lucas.

YOU ALL HAVE CELL PHONES. CALL HER.

Ugh, Skills.

"I've been on kinky dates before..." with who? I guess s1 Nathan would've done something weird.

Remember how s1 Nathan was like a legit emotionally, verbally abusive villain?

"Let's spring [the senior in the nursing home]! It's just a couple of hours, what harm could it do?" If this was a dark comedy, he'd die.

Chris tipping a random woman on the beach and slapping her ass is just ... ugh. She should've slapped him. Alas, Mark Schwahn.

Haley having a quiet but profound breakdown. Brooke, "It's OK. Let's just go to the mall." And she is being helpful and it is very sweet but that's also hilarious. Uhhh, sorry that your wedding spot is being destroyed, let's just go to the mall instead. You know? Nothing profoundly sad happens at the mall.

"I can't believe she's doing this." IT WAS A GROUP DATE, LUCAS.

"This guy has caused a lot of trouble, Brooke knows that." Lucas, the people that he caused trouble between WERE WITH HER GETTING INTO THE CAR. YOU SAW THEM.

I swear to god Lucas, I would hit you. SHUT UP.

24. Braley are such better friends than Breyton.

25. I REALLY wish we got more Nathan and Brooke scenes because they had a really fun chemistry together and I liked that they were both being courted by Haley and Lucas and they could both understand where the other was coming from

26. Haley's laugh at Chris saying "Maybe he's afraid of me" is hilarious because she stops and continues. But Chris shutting her up with "Maybe he doesn't care anymore" was mean but well-played.

27. It's funny how Chris Keller is a better Damon than Damon. Because he's not a good actor but he doesn't overplay it.

28. Aww, jealous Nathan

29. James Lafferty's shoulders are quite broad this episode.

30. Nathan is vulnerable and you were practically giving the enemy a LAP DANCE. I mean she wasn't Brooke but the exaggeration is very Brooke and also very high school. I remember in high school we were at a school dance and this girl's boyfriend was getting jumped outside while she was dancing with another guy and all of us girls were like WHAT THE FUCK??? [INSERT NAME] IS GETTING JUMPED AND YOU WERE BASICALLY HAVING SEX ON THE DANCE FLOOR! What did we expect her to do? Get jumped with him?? Teenagers.

31. "I didn't do anything!" "Except for kiss Chris and run away with him?" I mean, she's got a point Haley. "What about you messing with Lucas and hiding all those letters you wrote to him under your bed?" I mean, she's got a point Brooke.

32. "I know this is where we made love in the rain." I mean, it wasn't ON the balcony though. It should've been.

33. "I still feel our past just like you do" well especially considering that you were the one who was left.

34. Rachel calling Lucas gay because he's CLEARLY into Brooke and is like please stop getting naked around me because I LOVE BROOKE is hilarious because what?

35. Chris also getting Brooke more and more drunk so they can have sex is incredibly gross.

36. "All of the celebrity..." she had ONE original song and was doing covers and opening for actual celebrities? WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT HERE?

37. We could also talk about the fact that Nathan was the one who encouraged her to sing in front of people etc. etc. and she wouldn't have been a "star" without him in her life at all.

38. Mouth's reveal that Mel is his grandfather is ... OK? I know this is supposed to push Peyton to Ellie but meh.

39. "SHE NOTEBOOKED YOU?" "I totally Notebooked him" lmao these references.

40. Nathan keeping a flower from the beach is Lucas keeping a feather from Brooke's wings.

41. *SIGH* Brooke and Chris. What, it takes like two more episodes for them to be together?

42. I also absolutely do not believe that Brooke wouldn't have kicked Chris out of the house right after sleeping with him. She'd be disgusted.

[queerfables]

So I've been super busy these past few days and I managed to snatch a bit of time to watch 9-1-1 but I wasn't able to write up my reactions. But I'm back again and really catching up now. I just watched 7x04 Buck, Bothered and Bewildered and let me tell you, you couldn't have stopped me liveblogging this episode with a gun to my head.

Oh my GOD Buck is a completely smitten dork. I feel like he pulled this exact move on Taylor "hey let's hang out for reasons that are totally professional" the boy has one move and it's not slick. it is, however, CUTE

"I can give you lessons if you want" Oh Buck you are in TROUBLE this guy is smoooth

Sorry but I am OBSESSED with this love triangle shit. Two besties competing over the same person is a trope that infuriates me but make it queer and throw in some unresolved tension between the besties and I am SOLD

"You and Tommy have a lot of things in common" Oh shit they really are doing Buddie aren't they? Holy shit.

Harry! I'm so happy they brought the character back even if I'm sad it's a different actor

I love how this call is blatantly just a backdrop for Eddie and Buck's personal drama

"Both in the army... both like watching half naked men pummel each other..." am I being punked right now??

"That guy really knows his engine. You should hear that thing purr now." Did Eddie and Tommy fuck??? Buck's face says he's wondering.

The guy in the drain like "hello? I'm still down here?" This entire scene is a goldmine

Oh now Buck is jealous of Chris liking Tommy? Holy fuck you guys I cannot believe Buddie is going canon

Oh no she shot her son??? Oh God

Okay two things: One, Eddie being super giddy on the phone and Buck immediately assuming it's Tommy and not, like, Eddie's actual girlfriend? And two, the fact that it was obviously not Eddie's girlfriend

Showing up at basketball like "Wow, you guys? What are the odds???" Buck you transparent dumbass

"I'm your basketball beard" yeah that's a way to put it

Listen I'm just totally convinced it's not a coincidence that Buck develops this big time crush with misdirected jealousy on the guy Eddie is all of a sudden hanging out with all the time

Oh God, Buck's face when Tommy says he can take Eddie to get an X-ray. That tight nod and the way he just backs off, because he's not going to fight about this if he thinks it's what Eddie really wants or needs. No matter how he feels about letting someone else be that person for Eddie.

"Obviously I've been the cause of some bad blood between you and Eddie" ITS SO FUNNY WHY IS IT SO FUNNY

Ok no I know why it's so funny, it's because Eddie and Buck are caught up in this ridiculous 14 year old drama where they're both trying to get the cute new boy's attention while being conflicted about who they're actually jealous of and neither of them at any point actually realised they were queer

"That kid could not shut up about you" CUTE

"You don't have to tell me how great Eddie is" CUTE

But also Buck saying he only asked for the tour because he wanted to get to know Tommy which like first of all soft but second of all DUH

Oh holy fuck that kiss was AMAZING. I've got butterflies and I was just watching it. I'm not even a little surprised that it propelled Buck straight past a sexuality crisis and into catastrophic horniness. Didn't I tell you this guy was smooth?

The way Buck can't stop staring at his lips

Bonus reflections:

Wow good thing Tommy said "for god's sake, please call Eddie" because for a fraction of a second there, I swear, Buck and I both were like "Eddie who?"

Okay prediction though: if this relationship doesn't last, it's going to be because both of them were hoping it would solve their feelings of jealousy and being left out, and then it didn't

I keep thinking about Eddie repeatedly asking Buck to go to basketball with him, and Buck repeatedly turning him down, because as everyone knows, Buck doesn't like basketball. So Eddie lets it go and asks someone else to play basketball with him. And suddenly Buck cannot wait to play basketball with Eddie's new friend. Look I just feel like maybe there's some kind of symbolism there.

The 118's next emergency: Buck watches Eddie and Tommy spar and has a coronary

[echowithpain]

Finally watched the 100th episode of 911, gonna give a few quick thoughts:

Wasn't a musical so 0/10 Literally unwatchable

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Moving on:

Bi Buck confirmed in canon holy shit fucking finally! Get fucked deniers!!!! Also while I don't necessarily like Tommy's character cause of past seasons, I'll accept him as a plot device to help the GA finally see and understand Buck is Bi

Jealous Buck was hilariously adorable (I could practically hear a puppy whine when Eddie was asking if he was free so he could watch Chris 🤣)(also Eddie in sunglasses almost the entire episode was a whole ass mood 😂)

The bachelor segment was funny and I loved Josh and Maddie being so excited (also the fact Maddie sent the 118 so they could see what was happening 😂)

The woman accidentally killing her son cause of her brain bleed was sad but it didn't really hit me? Like oh my god, this woman killed her son without realizing it and it's super awful, but I just thought "Damn, that sucks 😕" no real strong emotions about it but I know not every emergency had to emotionally destroy you

HARRY!!! Oh my god he's grown up so much??? Holy shit I barely recognized him! And all his scenes with Athena were amazing. I also loved Bobby seeing how Harry made Athena some waffles, her favorite, he immediately knew something was up. King shit 👑 Plus the callback to the stop on the highway and talking about the unfairness of pressures put on everyone in life especially Black People was incredible. Also Harry calling her a great mom and her reaction to that just made me 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 It reminded me of when that Jeffrey guy kidnapped Harry and told Athena she wasn't a mom who's a cop, she's a cop who just so happens to be a mother. WELL SHE PROVED YOU WRONG DIDNT SHE ASSHOLE!!!!! GET FUCKED IN HELL!!!!

Ravi was back!!!! 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 And I loved every second of him 😂😂😂 Him asking questions just to be silenced and ignored by Buck 😂💖 "Looks like one of us is going in the sewer." *silence* "I'm going in the sewer." Fucking love Anirudh 🥰

The basketball scene was great until Buck knocked Eddie over of course. I was just waiting for at least some kind of apology that never came 😮‍💨💔 Also Chim name dropped Albert!!!! Holy shit they remembered he exists!!! Honestly didn't see that coming 😂

Alrighty! The 100th episode was amazing!!! And my true score of it is 9/10

Didn't care for Tommy's character cause of past seasons (-1/2 point) and didn't really feel the horror of the woman accidentally killing her son (-1/2). I usually wouldn't let emergencies like that influence my score, but they way they tried to go back to it and have you feel emotions I just didn't feel like was a tad jarring and pulled me from the episode a bit when everything else going on made me actually feel stuff.

So now that Buck being confirmed Bi is out of the way...

NEXT EPISODE EDDIE AND MARISOL BREAK UP LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO!!!!! AND ON MY BIRTHDAY!!!!! 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳

The episode is literally called "You Don't Know Me". Bye Bitch 😎 ✌️

See you guys then 😘✨

ALSO BE PREPARED FOR THE TWO WEEK BREAK AFTERWARDS!!!!!!

Keep your sanities please, I'm warning y'all again ahead of time

[icetobes]

911 through a s7 e4

i was very not prepared for this

- SHE GLUED HERSELF 😭😭

- not maddie sending the 118 she’s so funny

- chim ?! oh maddie sent him to get the details for her hmm love it

- the girls flirting with eddie and buck lmao

- “sorry ladies taken and the moment, but he’s not” EDDIE YOU MENACE

- eddies fave after “i don’t date people i meet on calls” IM CRYING LMAO

- chims double take at joey 😭

- what is happening 😭

- chin running off to facetime maddie LMAO

- maddie and josh are my icons i LOVE them

- “come visit me in prison” “do i have to” “i would not”

- BUCK AND TOMMMYYY its that scene….

- “saving someone’s life and then dating them never turns out the way to expect it to” yeah buck knows allllll about that

- not the rain check being going out with eddie

- ew the straight high five

- EVAN ????? don’t call him evan that’s only for eddie and maddie and pre 118 flashbacks

- he’s so awkward i canttttt

- JEALOUSLY JEALOUSYY

- not the heli to vegas 😭

- harry’s baccckk 😭🫶🏻 he surprised athena awwww

- is bobby suspicious ??? what was that look

- ooo restaurant rescue

- RAVVIIIII HES BACCKCKK MY BOY

- “who’s tommy” LMAOOO

- oh that shot is them looking in the sink

- THEIR LOOKS “i guess somebody’s going into the sewer” 🧍🧍 “im going into the sewer” HELLLPP

- bucks jealousssss who would’ve thought

- “i think its great, you can’t have enough friends”

- “when you meet someone you just click” but they didn’t when they first met because buck was being jealous then too oh my god he’s gonna take it to heart isn’t he holy shit

- “i do i really do” you’ve liked him from day ONE

- his face he is so realising he likes him ??? like he has to be ???

- “when do you think you’ll see him again” like he’s dating tommy ??

- KARAOKE TRIVIA THING omg

- WATCH CHRISTOPHER OH

- not him ranting to maddie i cannot

- buck being more jealous because chris likes tommy too …

- “in a very short time” you also did that

- eddie ASKED YOU and you said no so he asked tommy and now you’re jealous… buck come on 😭

- “is it circled with a heart around it” MADDIE MY QUEEN BUDDIE SHIPPER FROM THE BEGINNING

- THE POLICE ARE LOOKING FOR HARRY ?? oh ???

- the mess- i cannot

- THE WATER HELLP ICON

- “you’re also my mom” oh- ouch

- i’m guessing eddies on the phone to tommy

- and buck… is ?? making noises to get his attention ?? to watch him workout ?? sir… what are you doing

- THE LOOK HE IS FULLY TRYING TO GET HIS ATTENTION LMAO

- THE BALL LMAO not the ball

- “uh huh” HE IGNORED HIM

- HES SAD

- chim to the rescue 🫶🏻

- oh here we go basket ball time…

- I DONT LIKE STRAIGHT EDDIE PUT HIM AWAY THE CHEST BUMP 😭😭😭😭

- also “my boy” ?!

- howie and evan 😭 stop

- BASKETBALL BEARD chim my love, i love you

- THE SPINNNN

- eddie is taunting himmm

- is buck even trying

- the high-fives right in front of him

- OH THE PUSH

- YOU BUCKED THAT UP stop the poor man just wants eddie

- harry :(((

- athena my beloved :(( she’s so aaaaa

- “i haven’t talked to him” 🧍🧍🧍🧍🧍🧍🧍🧍🧍🧍🧍🧍🧍🧍

- the scene the scene the scene

- PISSED SEEING HIM AND TOMMY BE GOOD FRIENDS BUCK YOU ARE ON THE FLOOR FOR THIS MAN GET UPPP

- “get his attention” im 😭😭

- “i know how you feel” let this go where i want it to go

- it didn’t but whatever

- “im not a 14 year old girl” tell that to your googly eyes for eddie huh if you could you’d have posters of him around your room girlie

- stop acting like one REAL AND TRUE

- “and i really great mom” ILL CRY 🫶🏻😭

- TOMMY AT BUCK DOOR

- can we talk…

- “i’ve been causing bad blood” no bucks just jealous because he’s in love and doesn’t know it yet

- “no bad blood just bad behaviour” LMAO

- “that kid cannot shut up about you” and buck twirls his hair like he’s not in eddies will he’s so happy about it lmao

- “it wasn’t about you” “that’s usually my problem” he’s so me help

- i can get pretty jealous WE KNOW OMG

- tommy jealous of the 118 :(((

- fake mouth static 😭

- why do they look like they’re gonna kiss

- i wanted to get to know you im-

- the homoerotic vibes of this scene i cannot

- trying to get YOIR ATTENTION WHAT IS HAPPENING

- yeah i guess so ?? WHAT IS HAPPEING

- OH THEY DID KISS

- OH GUCKING THEYDKWOZBSSK

- HOLY SHIT

- IM WINNING

- IM SHAKING

- “like that” IT WORKSS ?? fuck

- “so that was okay” im melting

- that was better that fake mouth static

- 8 saturday date 🫶🏻

- for gods sake please call eddie YES REAL

anyway i’m so happy that buck is having his (to quote heartstopper) full on gay crisis, finally the man’s getting a man !!

[sapphire-weapon]

Which topic amuses you the most? (I don't know if amusement is the right word just pick)

-Jill Sandwich

-Leon can't drive

-Leon's parents were affiliated with the Italian mafia

-OG Ashley and Mia Winters hate

-Ship wars

-Wesker being a fucking whore

-Alcina Dimitrescu strangling the internet

-Leon killing Ben Bertolucci with nothing but his goody-two-shoes "erm actually I need to speak to chief irons-"

-Krauser and Wesker both keeping a pic of their young coworkers

-Ada, her "love triangle" consisting of Simmons and Leon, and her playing Perfect Blue with Carla

-Chris and Wesker's bromance

-"NOO AHSLEYS A KID" "NOOO THEYRE SIBLIMGS" (like dude come on she's 20-)

-The "Are you staying to back me up?" (Why does that scene feel so fuzzy to me? Like I can't explain the emotion idk Adas just cute in that scene)

-Chris, Leon and "PLS MARRY MY SISTER-"

-Excella being the biggest Wesker simp

-"Seems like this isn't your first time running from creeps" (Six years of torture caused this man's rizz to drop like holy shit-)

-some aeon shippers being annoying

-getting mass amounts of hate for having an opinion (when you talked about "leshley" in your own blog)

-"Omg Ada and Leon kissed in re2" "omg they fuck in damnation" "omg they 'fight' in re4" "omg he saves her in re6"-

-Deborah Harper....(what even happened with her?)

-Simmons simping for Ada so much he makes a clone of her

-Leon asking Hunnigan out for a date

-That one Leon x merchant vid (If you don't know then I'll try and show you uh)

-Picking fights with a bioweapon baby (Eveline)

-Og Leon being a whore

SOME OF THESE ARE REALLY STRONG

-Wesker being a fucking whore -Krauser and Wesker both keeping a pic of their young coworkers -"Seems like this isn't your first time running from creeps" (Six years of torture caused this man's rizz to drop like holy shit-) -getting mass amounts of hate for having an opinion (when you talked about "leshley" in your own blog) -Leon asking Hunnigan out for a date -Og Leon being a whore

all of these ^^^^ are very strong

like

wesker being a whore is funny because it grosses so many people out, and also he's the most hilariously evil man on the planet, so the thought of him just dragging his dick around is funny.

krauser and wesker keeping a pic of their young subordinates is funny because it is so. goddamn. pathetic. like with wesker it's funny because it's just more evidence of him being a sex fiend, which, like. see above. and with krauser it's funny because he's this huge, imposing, terrifying man, but with the photo it's like "u gonna cry? baby gonna cry? maybe just ask him out already you fucking sad sack of shit."

leon having no rizz is funny because so many fans want to fuck him, so the fact that he can't actually pull off being charming in-universe is just. delicious irony.

the mass amount of hate is funny because... a long story, but like the tl;dr is that there's nothing that anyone in this fandom can do to me that will be worse than that stalker i had who was jealous and butthurt that i was rping leon for a friend's ada, and they carried that hateboner around and harassed me for ten fucking years, so like. if that didn't run me out of the fandom, nothing will.

and leon asking out hunnigan + og leon being a whore is funny for the same reason why it's funny that he has no rizz. i love watching that boy strike out. it brings me an immense amount of joy.

if i had to pick just one, though? probably the photos. i could shitpost about that for hours.

leon being a scrub is a close second, though.

[hologramcowboy]

I will start by thanking u for having this blog and opening my eyes on alot of things even though I dont agree on everything u say here ( I think Jensen was fantastic as SB he was simply the best thing about season 3) but I agree on alot of things that said here and the fact that Jensen choosed to be mediocre in all aspects of his life and it's just sad , for ex in acting he wasted his prime years doing soap opera and cheap cw tv , usually new actors with ambition will start with small budget and indie movies till they get better opportunities and stay away from tv because it's a known fact that's tv actors rarely make it out of tv , Jensen now want to be an A lister but it's too late now he is 45 , Jp fans always get mad when we compare him to movies stars ,but the truth is he have movie star qualities maybe he doesn't have the range to be campared with DiCaprio or rayan Gosling but actors like Chris Evans and Chris Hemsworth have nothing on him in term of talent, looks and charisma , it's just they were smarter in their choices , CE casted as CA based on his look ( blue eyes , blonde, good American boy ) and the character is one dimensional anyway and does not require range at all and just quick look at his post marvel work will show that he is even less versatile and more mediocre than Jensen, however he was smart ,before marvel he used to be in indie movies, romcom and failed blockbusters which help to put him on the map and give apportunites , while marvel wasn't looking for big names they will not hire tv actors either . Now for his marriage , I've noticed just like everybody how awkward they look as a couple and have zero chemistry and then some videos like pregnancy joke video or the WT premiere , he always looked annoyed, visibly cringed with her and sometimes he look straight up disgusted like when she tried to touch his hair , then I digged further here and I wish I dont cause now I dislike him , the fact that he cheated on his gf and backstabbed his friend and for what for this ? Is this the best he could do? Hollywood male actor will usually go for either super hot actresses like scarlett Johansson or black lively or an average one but have great personality and funny / great person and she is neither one these she is average in everything and she is not even nice to him , imagine my surprise when I found out that her acting carrier is consist of her being slutty and naked , I'm laughing bc jensen have no standard or class at all , it's hilarious that he went on SB press ranting that he can't do intimate scenes bc he is a family man when his wife is basically a grorified soft porn actress, he will never be CE bc that man have standard, he didn't tie himself up with tv and he knows that he is a frat boy and not exactly ment to be a family man so he didnt tie himself up with women and children, Jensen on the other hand isn't exactly a family man either but he did it anyway by half assing it and being away most of the time while his wife taking the wheel , and now he want to use this marriage to sell the image of powerful couple , the problem is outside their ig post they can't even pretend to like each other and even when they do like in the recent con they did together they dont have the chemistry of married couples and Jensen looked disgusted when she tried to kiss him , the fact that the happiest they ever looked together is when they were partying , drunk and wasted , tell me everything I want to know about their relationship , and I honestly I dont feel sorry for him for being stuck with a woman that he has zero passion for , it's his carma for being a cheap cheater

Hi, anon! I too was really shocked when I saw how trashy Danneel is. To think he backstabbed to people of value over her and also effed over Jared when he produced TW over her. She definitely makes me question his character deeply.

As for the second part of your ask, you forgot to turn on anonymous and your username was visible so I avoided posting that one, to protect your privacy.

[thelonesomequeen]

Question: How do you ladies deal with all the hate, death threats, fandom toxicity, and nonsense that you’ve gotten lately? I’ve been dealing with a lot of really dark traumatic events that I wouldn’t wish on people, and it’s beyond ridiculous seeing some of the things this so-called fandom loses their mind over. I’d hate to see how some of them react if an actual problem were to happen in their own lives. I miss the days when things were fun on here. I have a lot of downtime at work & found this blog a while back. Stayed cause I enjoyed the 4 of you. Enjoyed seeing Materialists pictures. Chris looked like he was having fun. My point is, I wouldn’t have the patience or energy to run this blog dealing with some of the things people say, and have no idea how either of you do it. Fandoms have gotten beyond irrational and terrifying (TBH). You have a lot of patience to deal with it all. I feel like I am losing my mind seeing some of conversations that happen in these fandoms. It’s sad. Then I go to back to work and check out. But I’m left to wonder how many of those people leave their houses… ever?! I feel bad/sad for those people, but also don’t. I mean minors are one thing, but the adults need to take responsibility for themselves and their actions. Sorry if this is mean, needed to vent and send compliments at the same time. Life is hard, mental health is real, but I’ve been going through it lately.. and Chris Evans has the last thing on my mind; I’ve been focusing on myself. If anything, I’ll come on here during work, but that’s been counterproductive cause I just get mad (not cause of you ladies) and it’s a bummer. Sorry for the long ask ♥️

First of all, I'm glad you're putting yourself first. That should always be the case. I'm sorry you're going through some tough shit right now but you'll come out better for it on the other side. 💜

Second, we basically do the same. We know that this blog is only a part time thing and we just don't allow it to bleed over into our personal lives. We make sure to take time outs when we need it and enjoy the world around us. It helps that we have multiple mods because one can take over if someone else is busy. We have different opinions sometimes, but we’re still a team. We’re here for each other and support each other through fandom things, but real life things as well. It can be a lot of fun to be part of a fandom space, but we don’t let it consume our lives and we actively stay present in our outside worlds.

The people that send us hateful asks are just trolls looking for attention. It’s why we’re able to just let it go. We do have concerns about their behavior in general though. When they send us death threats, we’re in a place where our mental health is strong enough for it not to bother us, but it concerns me that they use language like that in general when we know plenty of people on here do struggle with mental health and sending messages to others telling them to off themselves isn’t funny or okay at all. If sent to a person who is struggling, that can have a catastrophic result and it’s the reason why we try to speak up as much as we do. When these bullies pop up, we want to be known as the people who said “hey, what your doing can have negative consequences and that isn’t ok” as opposed to being the type of people who couldn’t be bothered because it didn’t affect them. We don’t want to be passive people who standby at watch it all happen. It just goes against us as people in general.

We try to hold on to hope that the fandom will eventually return to the fun community it used to be. Having all of the BTS content the last couple of weeks was fun and made it feel like old times again. I love when we can sit back and share in the excitement of some new content and share thoughts and opinions of how we think the movie will be. Hopefully we’ll get a chance at more of that soon! 😊

[matan4il]

hello alice! it’s miya here & yes it’s been a hot minute since i’ve been in your ask box! i recently just had 3 surgeries that were basically two in my nose & then i had to get my tonsils out again so i’ve essentially been recovering from that & not in the mood to talk mostly. I do however hope all has been well with you.

since the finale is right around the corner, I wanted to talk to you about buck’s growth this season. we know in the beginning that buck was upset about not getting picked as interim captain despite the fact that he was not clearly ready, the couch theory & how actually death experiences can reset all the progress you’ve made.

i’ve see a lot of folks saying buck has regressed back into old habits & i’d say that’s not true. Buck agreeing to be a donor in the beginning was something he did because he’s buck but the influence around him saying yes was mainly what connor said to him about him being such a good person & what not. now after he dies buck realized he can’t live based off of how others see him & make decisions solely off of that which is why things quickly ended with natalia. i thought it was funny how she said she needed a minute to think & not 10 seconds later she left 😭. Buck didn’t necessarily chase after her for the sake of getting her back but i think he wanted her so badly to understand & it’s like there is already someone in his life who understands & sees him for who he really is and that’s eddie. it’s hard to see someone who buck may feel like kinda has to accept him for all he is cause that’s his best friend as a potential partner but i think there is a possibility we might see that in the finale.

we know the entire 118 is in danger, now granted we have no idea what that means & since we logically only have 45 minutes to tell this story, there is a possibility of things not being completely wrapped up. i wanted to also point out that the only two people (technically 3 if you count chris) who know that buck does not have a couch is Bobby & Eddie. two important people in his life who buck would quite literally lay his life down for. Buck told eddie that “maybe he does not want to pick the wrong couch again” & then he later on told bobby that “im afraid im gonna keep on making the same mistakes” it’s clear buck wants to go about things differently but it’s a matter of how?

i think he was on his way there but then he died and suddenly life got confusing for him. sometimes i think people downplay the fact that buck’s heart stopped & how he genuinely felt like he got away with something when he woke up in the hospital. of course he is going to go around making the most of life. now the way he goes about it may not be the way we want it to happen but it does make sense for bucks character. he wants to treat every waking moment as a gift & that’s things are a sign cause he feels like he’ll never get that lucky again & that’s ultimately very sad.

i think we’ll definitely see buck in s more bigger leadership position next monday however the biggest difference is that his team will be a witness. his team doesn’t know how buck took charge when the tsunami happened or how he saved eddie’s life during the shooting & i’m still on the fence of if eddie knows that. i hope they see what he’s capable of but I hope buck see’s that he’s already had these skills in him it was just a matter of tapping into them.

the couch theory idk.. they have been making it a point to show buck, chris on the couch & then chris and eddie with a space open for one more as if we wouldn’t notice but idk we will see. maybe buck takes eddie home after everything & he falls asleep on the couch after putting chris to bed & everything kinds of falls into place

anyways sorry for my rambling. i have had all of this on my mind for a while lol but again I hope all is well with yous and that life has been treating you good. ❤️

Hi darling! OMG, 3 surgeries? That's so much, especially over such a short period of time. I hope you're doing better now? And thank you for the kind words and for caring. I'm not doing so hot at the moment, but hoping it'll get better. *HUGS*

TBH, I'm not sure what I think. I do expect the finale not to wrap everything up, because they have so many balls they've been juggling up in the air, the bridge collapse will take up a huge part of the ep, so I really don't know how much they can condense into this and address all of the threads that they opened this season. I do absolutely expect that there will be circles that they'll be closing, like Buck moving from feeling dejected over not being considered for the position of interim captain in 601, to acting as captain in the field when the 118 (with Bobby) goes down. And since 601 linked Buck figuring his own life out enough to be able to take this position by linking to the metaphor of the couch, I very much expect to see some return to that, although all may not be resolved in 618. Kind of like how 414 gave us the talk between Buddie to resolve Buck's immediate sense of guilt over seeing Eddie getting shot in front of his very eyes, but it didn't resolve the "make sure you follow your heart" thread that was opened in 413. Eddie still needed to go through it at the beginning of s5 in order to choose himself and be able to break up with Ana in 503. Similarly, Buck was just starting things out with Taylor in 414, and he needed all of s5 to break up with her, even though it was clear they were wrong for each other from the start, and especially as their first kiss was born from Buck's distress over Eddie getting shot in front of his own eyes.

Thank you so much for sharing your thoughts with me! I'm looking forward to screaming over 618 with you once it airs! Sending tons of love and good healing vibes to you, lovely. (as always, here's my ask tag) xoxox

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weeps into my hands was chatting in a server and i guess now i address some spicy wesker things that are also just depressing because this man has never actually know happiness ever and whenever he was close to it he managed to fuck it up ANYWAY

i mentioned briefly that wesker has basically felt what he can only assume is "romantic attraction" for 4 people in his life- birkin, jake's mother, chris, and jill- and as we know all of those relationships were disasters in the end and only one was actually ever fully a relationship- and wesker has had very few sexual partners due to just not... putting that as a priority. it's funny in the sense that people around him assume he's asexual or that he can get laid whenever he wants and neither of those are true- he's the last person that anyone would expect to be sorta awkward in sex, but he is.

not that he isn't quick to learn, he's always been quick to learn, but also intimacy terrifies him. he'd been told his entire life that basically relying on someone else made him weak and he couldn't be weak in the environment he was in- so whenever he felt love he just sorta burned bridges.

the birkin situation resolved itself when william married annette- wesker knew to back off and even then it's not like he made really obvious moves on william so ok yeah,

jake's mother was a complex case in the fact that wesker had been good to her- people don't speak highly of abusers, and while jake only knew his dad as some deadbeat, it wasn't that his mother was saying that wesker was some sort of monster- it seemed she was quite in love, and honestly he was also smitten. and that terrified him. being smitten is the only thing that allowed him to be as gentle as possible about letting go, and even then, something in him just broke seeing how sad she was that he was parting ways and after that wesker decided that he was just Not going to feel anything ever again,

which lmao he was WRONG! of course he was wrong because here come chris and jill (at the same time) and of course it's a situation where he can't do anything because no fraternizing!!! thats literally just not a thing he can do, so it sorta made it easier but also made everything so much worse, because wesker came to the conclusion that if he WASN'T S.T.A.R.S. captain, he wouldn't be fraternizing, but he couldn't just be like lmao dropping this job going back to being an umbrella researcher hey guys want to date, that would NEVER have flown- and as we know, wesker's way of showing his love was obsessing over chris and using P30 on jill-

which moves us to the next point- really it's a loop back to earlier points: wesker's problems with intimacy. he's terrified of being vulnerable but also he's terrified of hurting someone he loves, because his track record is Just Doing That and never being able to have anything good in his life and he also hates how much he wants to just feel safe and have someone show him affection, because his brain tells him "you don't need that, love makes you weak" and if he's weak he's just another failed experiment- and of course, he also has goddamn superpowers lmao so it's easy for him to cause injury if he somehow loses control in some moment of passion and he'd straight up just dissociate and have a meltdown-

any partner he takes ends up treated like glass because he's so terrified that he'll just wreck everything, everyone is so fragile around him, humans are fragile and die so easily and it's just a lot because he'd really like to just have someone to hold, someone who would want to hold him

this man needs some massive therapy, once again