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Drew everybody’s favorite blind telekinetic swordsman ⚔️♥️
#Dropping my first MK fanart on here#rendering this was a workout I swear#but he’s so nice to draw 🤩♥️🌟⚔️😍#this is pretty much mk1 Kenshi but in his deadly alliance outfit#cause I ain’t drawing all of that 💀#mk1#mk deadly alliance#mortal kombat#kenshi takahashi#mk fanart#my art#mortal kombat fanart
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I keep seeing fanarts of ppl's OC's being on the ship, so do you think that if there was 6st crewmember (specifically, another woman) Anya would've been more safe? Like, someone to actually call Jimmy's begaviour out, someone Anya might wanna trust? Is there a possibility something might have changed (even if a little) or it would not have mattered at all?
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I feel like the game would make it part of the commentary on where she would believe and help Anya but still be sort of dismissive? Like the whole “don’t waste time crying and being scared keep going and move on, don’t let him win”. It’s supposed to be positive and reinforcing but sometimes it does more damage in those times of mourning and grief, it feels patronizing, like you don’t understand what you’re going through but they do. Even if they did call out his behavior it’s still on Curly to act and while another voice would help, it’s still 4 against 2 on guys that don’t get it until they have to vs women who always have to.
I don’t mind mouthwashing OCs but I do get a bit bored as they tend to be borderline saviors or like Jimmy aligned. They are either more complicit than Curly or just Jimmy haters for no reason, outside of what the creators know about what he did to Anya. I am never irked by OCs but in a story like mouthwashing you really need to think about what your character adds to the commentary, especially if they are there during the crash. It’s nice to have like characters on Anya’s side more whole heartedly and interesting to see characters who placate Jimmy but sometimes it’s one note.
I can’t and don’t want to police peoples OCs it’s never my intention when I comment on trends I notice, but I do feel like the way people make their OCs interact with these two characters and especially Curly, really show a grave misunderstanding of the narrative and these characters as people vs roles in the story. Still, I know people just make up characters for fun and that’s fine. Great even, but I guys I’m focusing more on OCs that are supposed to have those serious dynamics. My favs tend to be pretty-Tulpar or post-Tulpar au OCs.
The inevitably of the crash is on Jimmy. He did that not because he wasn’t stopped but because all his means to kill Anya were taken. The gun, the axe. Even if Curly did strip him of his co-pilot privileges and try to keep him contained there’s only so many people. An extra body helps but they have jobs they have to do, he’s the only one steering the whole ship and Jimmy would likely have an out: food, bathroom, etc. He’s not new and if he couldn’t crash the ship directly, who’s to say he wouldn’t sabotage something else? A clunker like the Tulpar wouldn’t take much. An extra person helps but it’s just another thing that prolongs what a person like Jimmy is willing to do to shirk responsibility.
It’s more than just needing someone to stand up to him and think that’s what is missing when it comes to inserting a character into the mouthwashing setting.
#like again most people treat Jimmy like a misanthrope and he’s not and the way he’s just evil/rude to everyone all the time just isn’t real#like he’s snarky and rude but it can’t be 100% of the time like hes not going out his way to instigate#he’s the type to say shit and hope it stirs the pot like Daisuke likes him at first#thinks he’s a bit of a jerk but he likes him like unless you specifically make a character he’s dislike he’s not just gonna be#readily antagonistic to strangers or at the get go#not to mention it’s not just about Anya needing a friend but someone with the power to do something#a point in why she confides in Curly is he’s the captain she’s not just gonna tell the only other woman just because it’s still personal#not every girl tells their friend or another woman especially if they are new and they don’t know how they react not all girls are#girls girls some can be just as toxic as the men they are being confided in about#the nuance of the situation is not solved by having more people who actively hate jimmmy if anything it would make him escalate further as#clearly has issues with how people perceive him and being liked like another woman who hates him that’s gonna do something crazy in his mind#I think it’s interesting when OCs explore another side of the pre established dynamics as Jimmy uses each remaining crew member to fill a#something Curly provided for him and represent his dynamic with Anya and being an abuser I just feel like a lot is being missed out on#and it’s mainly cause people don’t want to make OCs that aren’t great people like it’s okay to have a grey mediocre OCs in situations like#this its realistic and helps you write more grounded characters like idk i like the ocs but eh im not like a super fan#I really should make an analysis on Jimmy cause people hate discussing him and his character is being really misunderstood#like not saying she’s innocent or an excuse but just not getting how he is supposed to work like he’s no dick fucking dasteredly#he’s a shitty guy who gets shittier like he ain’t start out an avengers level threat#mouthwashing#💀 anon#mouthwashing game#ask#anya mouthwashing#curly mouthwashing#jimmy mouthwashing#mouthwashing oc#now I gotta make an oc just to prove myself but I can’t draw#so maybe not cuz what’s the point if I can’t explain the fly drip
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If I was in Hazbin hotel:
Author insert x Hazbin Hotel
Prompt: an author is bored as they decided to jump into their favorite fandom at this very moment.
Honestly I’m bored asf rn lmao.
Will, the blogger in tumblr known as Deadghosy was bored in his room as he listens to jay aka kub scoutz 😍 playing lil guardsman. Being even more bored they opened their palm as a digital portal opens-
OKAY STOP…at first I was gonna do that story ass shit but let me be real. I died by not getting enough sleep and I popped into hell for not liking those Jesus posts😭
I’d honestly be in the sloth ring for being lazy asf and being tired most of the time. But also be in the gluttony ring as well. A BIG BITCH GOTTA EATTTT😭
But I would probably still be able to go into the pride ring because of my pride in not needing help from people. 😭 I hate asking for damn help irl.
I actually have very sharp canine teeth and bottom rows, I might as well be mistaken for a humanoid demon lol/j
But if did have a demon form, it’s a bear since I eat and sleep all day lmao.
Alastor wouldn’t “hate hate” me but find me annoying. I would try to get on his good side and never do deals with him obviously cause I like my soul 😍. But dead ass I’m showing him lingo of gen z ☝🏾💀 cause ain’t no way ima hear this deer man yap in a way I can’t understand. This is not no new broadcast from the old times dude. “Salutations!-” HAVIN ASS😕
Friendship level: 5/10
Sir Pentious, I’m teaching this bitch how to do the whip and nae nae 😄. I love him personally cause he so silly sometimes. I would just pop up as he works on weapons but not help him lol. I think personally our friendship would be the kind to talk to each other for a little and stop and repeat😕
Friendship level: 4.5/10
Charlie would like me because of my hyperactive personality sometimes. Like if I’m fixating on something, she would listen and probably tell her father. But mostly i wouldn’t do the trust exercises, she’ll have to drag my black ass to do them 💀
Friendship level: 6/10
Lucifer and I would be so chill dead ass. He’s probably adopt me if I’m gonna be honest cause I also have a duck toy in my room as we speak 😭LITERALLY I MIGHT AS WELL BE A MINI HIM WITH HIM HAVING HYPER FIXATIONS.
Friendship level: 10/10
Vaggie and me, idk she’s chill but short tempered. But I don’t think she would hate me but only he suspicious at first, but then just be chill with me. I would try to help her around but procrastinate lmao
Friendship level: 5.5//10
Husk would probably be chill but not have an opinion on me honestly. It will depend on me just going to talk to him or being nervous to talk to him. I hate being awkward so I would just wave or sit by his bar and chill with him as I draw.
Friendship level: it’s probably between 3/10 and 5/10
Angel and me, idk I feel like I would be a small friend of his to help. He wouldn’t trauma dump that much on me cause I’m just a kid so it would be like “oh my work is shit but my boss is even more shit.” So I would just nod acting like I don’t know what’s going on. Plus, I would probably try to make him something with the help of Lucifer
Friendship level: ima be honest…it’s probably a 4/10 cause I’m a minor and he has problems he need it overcome. He doesn’t need a minor to yap his ear off 😕
The Vee’s…😕ain’t no way ima talk to them front to front if I’m actually gonna be their friends dead ass. I would probably mostly be friends with Velvette to hook me up on outfits😍
Friendship level: -1000/10
Valentino…HAH YOU WOULD HAVE TO CATCH MY BLACK ASS ACTUALLY DEAD IF IM GONNA CHILL WITH THIS BASTARD 😂 I’m burning his whole studio down in a cool ass pyro tf2 mask. Fuck that bitch, all my homies hate Valentino 🤭
ENEMY LEVEL: 10000000/10🖕🏾
Vox, I’m begging him to try to advance my phone so I can prank call heaven and hell at the same time. I’m using so much evil ass shit🦆 like dead ass ima say “I heard your high school bully is in heaven” to an angel so they would go crazy trying to find their bully lmao. But Vox would hate my ass cause..I’m me? Idk lol
Enemy level: 8.5/10
Velvette, eh I feel like we would be mutuals but not too friendly. More like a hook up just so i can get free outfits and she can get a quick teen model and I can leave with the fit fr 😍 no money, free outfit‼️
Friendship level: 4.5/10
Adam and me..we throwin hands. Full on fist to fist. He probably would try to cheat but nahhh, you gettin kicked in the manhood bitch 😄‼️ but yeah me and him, enemies for life. He’s funny I’ll admit, but be honest having him beside you irl💀
Enemy level: he better keep one eye open.
Sera…yeah she not letting me in heaven lmao 😭 that’s all ima say LMAOO
Friendship level: -0/10
Lute will 100% percent kill me for my mouth 😭. I’d probably say GYATT to her for funnies only to get stab. But I would just be quiet and try to be on her good side lmao
Friendship level: 2/10
Emily would like me but would be the type of person to keep me in check with my mouth and vulgar language as I just chill eating all the food in heaven. She def givin me good tours.
Friendship level: a good 7.5/10
That’s all I have lmao
#author insert#hazbin hotel#hazbin headcanons#hazbin hotel alastor#hazbin alastor#hazbin vaggie#hazbin hotel hell#hazbin hotel Adam#hazbin hotle heaven#og post#i’m bored#I’m tired#I’m HUNGRYYTY#hazbin hotel headcanon#hazbin imagine#hazbin heaven#hazbin hell#hazbin lute#hazbin lucifer#hazbin husk#hazbin angel dust#hazbin pentious#hazbin emily#hazbin adam#hazbin vox#hazbin charlie#hazbin Vee’s#hazbin hotel vees#the vees#valentino
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Before He Cheats | Dagger Squad Imagine
Takes place after the events of TGM
TGM Masterlist
Characters & Pairings: female pilot!reader x Dagger squad (platonic), reader x ex!oc (past romance)
Content Warnings: angst, cheating, profanity, ends with sweet revenge | female!reader (she/her) | wc: 3.8k
Requested 📨 yes/no (rules for requests)
Premise: One thing about cheaters, they’re always gonna get caught. Whether right when it happens or years down the road the truth always comes out. And one thing they should realize is revenge is a dish best served cold.
Note: I finally finished my first year of grad school!!! Fucking finally people. Now I can relax and get to the drawing board. I already have visions and outlines for all current requests in my inbox and be sure to check out my April/May upcoming works and my pinned works in progress for what’s coming and posted! Thank you for your patience and to the anon who requested this I hope you liked it!
Also y’all….is there like some freaky shit going on with the universe and my works 💀 cause three days after I posted Lover inspired by Taylor swift she and her man of 8 years broke up and now I’m posting a cheater imagine (this request is from end of February) when there’s stuff going about Glen 👀 this is just freaky now
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Friday night at the Hard Deck consisted of a full house ready to kick off the weekend with beer and music. For a few years now Y/n had been working at the bar serving drinks and singing from 8pm to 9 as a way to make extra cash while her college sweetheart Ryan, who was a Lieutenant Junior Grade, was stationed at Miramar. Having not been married despite being a couple for so long, Y/n lived off base with some roommates while her boyfriend stayed in the dorms, however, he’d come to her place after work and stayed on weekends.
It was rare to see a military couple not be the stereotypically, “we got married right after I commissioned so my partner can be my dependent and travel with me when I get orders.” No, that wasn’t Y/n and Ryan. After Ryan’s commission Y/n stayed to finish up her Master’s at the University of Miami where they met while he was sent to Japan for two years. Then he was stationed in Virginia, followed by Lemoore, and now he was at Miramar. The longest base he’d been at. Y/n had been with him in Virginia, but didn’t move to Lemoore as she had a three-year contract with her job at the University of Virginia.
Toward the end of his two years at Lemoore, Y/n called Y/n to inform her he was being stationed at North Island and the contract was to be at least five years. Wanting to be close to him after being apart for so long and filled with hope they’d finally settle after Ryan hits ten years in the Navy, Y/n transferred to the University of California San Diego as the history of music professor. She also took on a part-time job as a bartender Friday and Saturday since she was only teaching two sections that occurred on Tuesdays and Thursdays. Plus Penny allowed her to sing Friday nights as an added bonus knowing she loved music.
Y/n settled rather quickly in North Island. With her two jobs she developed a friendly social circle consisting of the UCSD staff on campus and regulars at the Hard Deck. Several of the aviators took a liking to her. They knew Ryan and would often meet up every Friday after work to catch up on the week and watch her sing. Y/n always had their rounds ready the moment they walked in, “got ya seven cold ones.”
“Already?”
“The newbie over there didn’t read the sign. Round’s on him.”
They’d cheer Y/n on when she sang, literally the loudest bunch in the whole bar. “Sing it girl!”
“Ariana ain’t got nothing on you!
Phoenix sometimes sat at the bar when she needed to get away from the guys. “Are you working tomorrow?”
“Penny gave me the night off since I got papers to grade…but If I get done early I’ll be free.”
“Please, I am in need of a girls night. Hell I’ll even come help you grade if you tell me what to do.”
“Damn, Nat, were the guys too much this week?” She placed another beer in front of the pilot, removing the empty one to discard. “This one’s on me. You look like you need it.”
“You have no idea, Y/n. All week we’ve been training for an upcoming mission and they’ve been driving me nuts.”
Ryan had his own group of friends from the base who’d come toward the later hours of the night. They’d usually take up the space at the bar, Ryan greeting Y/n with a kiss and telling her how the day was. He’d nurse a couple beers before he and Y/n would retreat to her apartment when the place closed at eleven.
They’d been together for several years, coming up on their eighth anniversary when Y/n discovered his infidelity.
And it wasn’t just a one-and-done “I was drunk and stupid, she doesn’t mean anything,” type of deal. No, this was a long going affair lasting almost a year.
What was the kicker? The other woman was a married coworker of his.
Now Y/n may have had the reputation of being the sweet, down to earth, understanding person who would never hurt a fly. But as soon as her eyes landed on Ryan, her partner of eight years, shoving his throat down another woman’s throat while grabbing her ass like it would vanish from thin air…..she saw red. Kill Bill sirens blasting in her mind. Y/n wanted to ruin both of them seeing she wasn’t the only person betrayed. The woman’s husband was also being deceived.
And what was punishment for adultery and extramarital sexual conduct? Well, according to the Uniform Code of Military Justice those in the military who are married or have affairs with married personnel are dishonorably discharged, forfeited of all pay and confined for one whole year.
Was it harsh? Maybe some would see it that way. But cheaters need to be taught a lesson.
And Y/n was gonna make sure they got it.
For a whole week Y/n put on a brave face. Accumulating photographs and screenshots of text messages, emails, and bank statements to show proof of the affair and how long it had been going on. She secretly got in touch with the husband of the Lieutenant Ryan was sleeping with, presenting him with everything. Heartbroken and angry, he agreed to remain quiet until the meeting Y/n had set up on that following Friday with their partner's supervisor.
“I know this is a lot to ask,” she exhaled, tired from everything and having to act like she was fine. “But come Friday they’ll be faced with the consequences of their actions. I’m sorry you’re having to go through this as well.”
“It’s not your fault—you’re not the one who cheated on me. You’re the one who found out and had the decency to tell me. We both got screwed,” he rubbed his face with his hands, wedding ring flashing under the light. When it caught his eyes all he could do was glare at it. “The only thing making this somewhat bearable is the fact they’re gonna be hit with the ultimate blindside.”
Y/n nodded to his ring, “What are you gonna do?”
“I’m contacting a divorce lawyer once I leave here. Hopefully the papers will be drawn up quickly so I can bring them to the meeting. Make it a double whammy. You?”
Y/n threw back the rest of her gin & tonic, letting out another tired sign, “I booked a flight to Cabo. Spring break is next week so I’m gonna take a well needed week long vacation and then figure it out from there.” Sunny skies with margaritas and radio silence seemed to be the best therapy at the moment.
For the next three days Y/n maintained a strong façade. Whenever Ryan went to kiss her she’d kept it short or moved to where his lips hit her cheek. She continued to send screenshots to her phone and delete the conversations so he wouldn’t notice. When she surprised him at work for lunch the day before the meeting it really threw both the cheaters off.
“Y/n,” his eyes went wide, “what are you doing here?”
“Thought I’d surprise you for lunch,” she held up a bag of homemade stir fry, bidding a glance at the woman who also was white a sheet. “Hi, I don’t believe we’ve met. I’m Y/n.”
“Becca.”
“Becca,” she repeated, a smile tight on her lips. While doing so she gave an obvious glance to Becca’s ring finger, finding the diamond. “Beautiful ring you’ve got there. Are you engaged?” Becca became flustered, but kept calm.
“Married.”
“Ah, your husband has a great eye for jewelry. You’re so lucky.”
Ryan was quick to cut the conversation short after the mention of Becca’s husband. Visibly uncomfortable with how Y/n was throwing their aldurty in their face despite not knowing she was aware of it.
The next day Y/n marched into their superiors office, dressed like a corporate CEO ready to fire the entire team for an unforgivable mistake, with two boxes on each arm. One filled with all the evidence of Ryan and Becca’s affair, the other containing all of Ryan’s belongings he had at Y/n’s apartment. Becca’s husband, Tim arrived a minute later with a folder of divorce papers in his hands.
They met with the supervisor first. Y/n introduced who she was and who Tim was, presenting the box of evidence and explained while the Captain shuffled through the papers. Visibly disgusted, the Captain thanked Y/n for bringing it to his attention and promised the adults he would handle the rest.
“Are you calling them in right now?” She asked.
“I was planning to this afternoon, why?”
“I’d like to be present if you don’t mind,” a hand came up to the other box she had, “These are his things and frankly, I want to see the look on his face.”
“Me too,” Tim piped up and waved the folder in his hands. “These need to be served to Becca.”
The supervisor simply shrugged and said, “if that’s what you want, fine by me.” He hit a button on his phone, “Wilkins, please inform Lieutenants Stevens and Leeds they need to report to my office immediately.”
“Yes, sir.” Though her heart was racing, Y/n remained poised and took a seat against the wall of the room. Tim sat beside her, both setting their gaze on the door to await their soon to be exes.
Roughly ten minutes later, a knock on the door sounded and the Captain gruffly said, “enter.” The door opened to reveal Ryan, whose eyes went straight to his superior before scanning the room ultimately resulting in him to freeze where he stood. Turning white as a sheet, Y/n could only imagine what was running through her ex boyfriend’s mind. There was great satisfaction seeing his eyes flicker from her to Tim to the Captain.
“Have a seat, Lieutenant,” the older gentleman's finger pointed to the seat in front of his desk. It seemed to snap Ryan from his daydream, the man stumbling into the room and unable to form words.
When he sat the first thing he tried to say was her name to which the Captain voiced, “I didn’t say you could speak, Lieutenant. Keep quiet, we’re waiting on one more before we get started.”
Becca’s reaction was pretty much the same when she arrived two minutes later. “T-tim,” she stuttered, red as a tomato and fear etched on her face.
“Rebecca,” his tone was blank, matching his expression. Just the full name combined with the parties in the room indicated to Becca she was about to have the worst day of her life.
But hey, maybe she shouldn’t have cheated then.
And Ryan? Mans was shitting bricks where he sat. Couldn’t even bring himself to look at Becca when she sat in the chair beside him. He kept trying to plead to Y/n with his eyes but she wasn’t having it.
The Captain got right to it. He laid out all the evidence on the desk for the two to see, Becca immediately breaking into tears while Ryan tried to explain. What could he explain though? How could he defend a year long affair with a married coworker in front of her husband, longtime girlfriend and superior.
When it came time for the Captain to discuss where to go from there, Y/n excused herself by dropping the box of Ryan’s things into his lap, “Here’s all your shit,” it nearly spilled onto the floor when the action surprised him. “Don’t call, text, show up at my place or at the bar tonight otherwise I’ll call the cops. I’m done with you, Ryan. Thanks for wasting eight fucking years of my life.”
“Wait, Y/n, please—,” she cut him off when he went to stand.
“You’ve not been dismissed yet,” that got him to freeze, noticing the Captain smirking in the corner of her eye. She turned to Tim, “Thanks for your help. Good luck with everything and I hope it works in your favor.” Becca gasped, realizing what the folder in Tim’s hand represented. It spurred on another wave of tears.
“Thanks,” he gave a tired smile, “And good luck to you.” With that Y/n was out the door and Ryan was out of her life. First thing she did was go home, change, and drive to the Hard Deck. Penny immediately poured a glass for her, “long day?” Y/n accepted the beer with a nod.
“Glad it's almost over.”
“What happened?”
Y/n felt the tears welling in her eyes. The emotions she had been holding the past two weeks had finally broken free. Concern formed on Penny’s face. “Ryan was cheating on me for the past year.”
“No,” the woman gasped. Never had she thought Ryan, who always came to the bar to keep Y/n company and watch her sing and her partner of almost a decade would betray her like that. “Did you just find out today?”
“Last Monday. I went to bring him his dry cleaning he left at my place and found him making out with his married coworker.” Another gasp left Penny. “I’ve been playing actor the past two weeks to make him think everything was okay while I gathered proof. Told the woman’s husband a couple days ago and we both met with their superior today. Gave him his stuff while I was at it.”
“I’m so sorry honey,” Penny reached over to pat her hand, “he’s an asshole and you’re worth so much more than him.” Y/n softly smiled at that, mumbling a thanks. Penny served her another glass, “Take the night off okay, I can call Elise to take your shift.”
If Y/n was being honest the offer sounded like a dream. She wanted to go home and cry herself into a bucket of ice cream while watching Brooklyn Nine-Nine until she passed out. But part of her also wanted to sing her pent up feelings out. “Thanks, Penny. I’d still like to sing though if you don’t mind. I could use the release.”
“Of course,” Penny waved a hand, “Whenever you feel like it I’ll have Jose set up the mic. Your guitar’s in the back where I keep the stock.”
For the next couple hours Y/n caught up on grading some papers at a booth while she waited for 8 to roll around. By 6 most of their regulars from the base arrived, signaling the end of the work day. Nat was the first to spot Y/n, strolling over and immediately noticed by the professor's body language that something was off.
“What happened?” She sat across from her.
“What makes you think something happened?”
Nat gave a look, “first, you’re not working the bar.” Y/n shrugged, trying to be nonchalant.
“Penny gave me the night off. I’m still singing though so I thought I’d hang out for the time being—catch up grading before spring break next week.”
“The tone in your voice is off.”
Y/n scoffed even though the pilot was right, “It’s not off.”
“What’s not off?” Rooster comes up, pushing Nat aside so he could slide into the booth.
“Y/n’s acting off and won’t say why.”
“I’ve been grading papers for the last two hours,” Y/n rolled her eyes, “sixty to be exact and all are six pages each. If I sound off it’s probably because I’m tired.” Again, Nat doesn’t appear convinced.
“But you’re still gonna sing even though you probably would rather be home sleeping the day away?”
“Friday nights are what I look forward to during the week,” Y/n scribbled a grade at the top of the paper in front of her, placing it on the stack, “I get to see you guys and sing whatever I want. I wouldn’t miss this.”
“Is Ryan coming?” It was an innocent question and one to expect from her friends given they had no idea of the events that’d taken place. However it didn’t stop the sharp intake of breath Y/n did.
“No, he’s not,” she quickly added before they could ask why, “he got held up at work. His supervisor needed to discuss some things with him.”
“Uh oh,” Rooster made a face, unaware of the boiling anger surfacing in Y/n. “That can’t be good.”
“Yeah,” Y/n clicked her pen, finishing up the last paper. Nat decided not to press further on what was bothering her friend. If Y/n wanted to say then that was up to her.
So to brighten her mood Nat bought her a round and challenged Y/n to a game of pool. Y/n packed up her things, placed them behind the bar and then greeted the other daggers.
“There’s our favorite singer,” Jake announced with a smile. “We were wondering where you were.” Y/n took the cue Rooster handed her.
“Just trying to get through the semester, Hangman.”
The two women played best out of three with Y/n winning the first and final game. By the time they finished it was pushing 7:50 so Y/n informed Penny she was getting her guitar. Once retrieving the instrument she returned to the floor to see Jose had set up the mic and stool for her.
Grabbing a glass of water, Y/n took the stage and set the glass beside the stool before clearing her throat, “Hey everyone.” There were a few hoots and whistles from her friends and regulars at the bar. “How’s your night going? Good?” There were some ‘yeahs’ from the crowd, people moving to get drinks and settle close to the stage. “That’s great to hear. Just sit back, relax, and feel the music.”
Y/n played several songs, all acoustic, starting with Taylor Swift’s ‘Getaway Car’ followed by ‘Back to Black’ by Amy Winehouse. She changed the tune by playing Bill Withers ‘Ain’t No Sunshine,’ but changed ‘she’ to ‘he’ that not many caught. She played ‘Norman Fucking Rockwell,’ by Lana Del Rey and ‘Somebody That I Used To Know,’ from Gotye.
Coming up to the final five minutes of the hour, Y/n gulped the remaining bit of her water and put on a brave face. “This last song,” she paused to close her eyes, “fits the theme you’ve been hearing all night, but is a little more close to the heart. It’s dedicated to someone who’s not present in the crowd which really is a good thing because he knew what was best for him,” very quickly Y/n saw the confusion appear on her friends, some whispering to each other to ask if they knew what she was talking about. “If you can relate to this song because you’ve been on the receiving end of betrayal then my heart goes out to you for I feel your pain. If you can relate because you’ve been that one to betray someone, well, I’ve got nothing to say to you.”
Letting her fingers drum against the strings, the beginning chords of ‘Before He Cheats’ by Carrie Underwood echoed through the bar.
“Right now, he’s probably slow dancin’,” her voice carried into the mic, raw with emotion. “With a bleached-blond tramp and she’s probably gettin’ frisky. Right now, he’s probably buyin’ her some fruity little drink. ‘Cause she can’t shoot whisky.”
Out in the crowd Nat cursed under her breath, anger rising at the realization, “That sly bastard.”
“What?” Mickey whispered, the guys leaning in.
“Right now, he’s probably up behind her with a pool stick. Showin’ her how to shoot a como. And he doesn’t know….”
“Don’t you see?” She gestured with a hand to Y/n, “Ryan cheated on her! That’s why he’s not here. That’s why his supervisor needed to see him. It’s why she’s dedicated this song, a song about a cheater, to him!”
All the sirens ring in their heads as Y/n belts the chorus.
“I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped-up four-wheel drive. Carved my name into his leather seats. I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights, I slashed a hole in all four tires. Maybe next time he’ll think before he cheats.”
“Oh,” the word left Jake’s lips, fury in his green eyes. Y/n was his friend, and nobody hurts his friends. “Oh he’s gonna regret that.”
“You guys thinking what I’m thinking?” Rooster crossed his arms over his chest. All of them shared a look. Nat took one look at Y/n and saw how she was holding back tears.
Kill Bill sirens flooded her brain.
“Yeah, I think we are.”
Come Monday Ryan was emptying out his desk while he awaited his discharge hearing, dark circles under his eyes and in dire need of sleep. As he carried the box out to his car, it fell from his hands with horror coating his face.
Parked in the same spot his beloved red Mustang Charger was not the way he left it. The windows were shattered, tires slashed, the leather of his seats torn. His license plates were missing and the word cheater spray painted in white along the sides.
Hiding behind the building, the guys were biting back their laughter at his reaction. Bob holding the spray paint can, Mickey with the Louisville slugger and Bradley and Jake with pocket knives. Reuben had the plates behind his back and Javy kept checking the phone where he had hacked into the building's security cameras to make sure they were disconnected.
Right on time, Nat came running around the corner in her PT gear, slowing her run when she approached a visibly distraught and furious Ryan. Removing her headphones the pilot whistled, “Damn. That’s gonna be a field day to fix.”
Ryan snapped his head to her, “Do you know who did this?” His tone was accusatory and Nat couldn’t blame him. He knew she was friends with Y/n and frequented the bar every week. He wouldn’t put it past Nat being involved. “Was it you and her? Huh? Y/n had to get one last final laugh—as if she hasn’t done enough!” Nat only scoffed and rolled her eyes.
“I wouldn’t throw accusations so loosely, Ryan. I’ve had PT all morning and Y/n left for Cabo yesterday.” There was no lie in her statement. Y/n was currently sitting at the poolside of her resort with a margarita in her hand. She’d posted on her instagram stories and let Nat know when she landed. Plus the pilot did have PT and was finishing up her run before heading to the flight line.
But she was the mastermind while the boys did the dirty work.
The truth only angered Ryan more, his face turning even more red. “Then who did this?!”
“How should I know?” Nat smirked, putting her headphones in as she started to move past him. “But maybe next time you’ll think before you cheat.”
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Halloween🎃
A/N: Quick drabble cause halloween😭 i had nothing big planned tbh. Also barely proofread as of rn i got too much school stuff to worry abt to proofread good or make that masterlist 💀 so sorry guys but anyways Happy Halloween!
Summary: The crews first halloween together!
Warnings: Cussing and Logan stabs Wade once
- Logan never really celebrated halloween. I mean this guy saw the holiday become what it is now. But he never went trick or treating and even as he got older he’s always had other things to worry about.
- Wade was the same (the never celebrating halloween thing not being old enough to see Halloween come to america)
- Both of them had tough childhoods.
- Wade went to a few halloween parties and dressed up but his heart was never fully in it (other than that year he had with Vanessa..)
- This year instead of it being just him and althea now he has her, Logan, mary puppins AND laura.
- He felt…more excited? This year?
- He really wanted to show Logan around his universe and celebrate all these holidays with him. And even though Laura was older she actually wanted to go trick or treating still just to experience it.
- “Peanut, you have to step up and at least take her to a few houses!” Wade said to Logan at dinner.
- “She ain’t my daughter or responsibility, bub. Ion gotta do shit.” Logan snapped as he took a swig of his beer. “Plus, ain’t she a bit too old for that shit anyways? We can buy her candy at the damn store.”
- “Logan…we have an opportunity here to change her life! Give her a good memory just once!”
- “Fuck off.” Logan looked away.
- Wade thought a moment. “Okay…if you take her to..” he thinks for a second, “Take her to 5 houses and i won’t talk for a whole day!”
- Logan looked at Wade but didn’t move his head.
- “Okay. 5 days.”
-“Deal.”
- “Wanna shake on it?” Wade stretched out his hand but Logan declined.
- “I knew you were scratching your balls under the table, Wade”
- “Oh.”
- Wade helps Laura pick a costume and left Al to decorate and Logan to watch her decorate.
- “That’s upside down yknow.” Logan said looking at the Halloween poster on the wall.
- “No. I don’t know. How could i know? You’re just as dumb as that idiot.” Al joked as she turned the poster right side up.
- Logan just shook his head and looked out the window. Kids were already walking around with parents and going around. Wade said he might be late getting back and to just “hand out the candy to the kiddies, peanut.”
- He grumbled. No one showed up yet.
- Deep down he felt a twinge of sadness over not getting to experience this. It was very small. He actually liked halloween as time went on because it was the one night mutants could be mutants and not get judged…
- The door bell rings which snaps him from looking out the window. Al yells at him to get the door. It was probably Wade and Laura finally.
- It was not.
- “Trick or treat!!”
- A small ghost and a slightly taller Princess hold up semi filled pumpkin buckets. The princess smiles widely the ghost of course was emotionless.
- “Hey…there….” Logan said quietly. He was not good with damn kids. No no no. Nope. He almost closed the door and said fuck it but the princess started to look confused.
- “Hey, mister where’s our candy?”
- “Right….” Logan gets some candy and pours it into the kids pumpkins. “Okay…..run along now.”
- The kids run off giggle to the next door across the hall from the apartment. Logan sighed and closed the door.
- Another kid came alone a few minutes later. They were dressed up as sabertooth and for some reason this scared logan enough to accidentally draw his claws.
- “Shit- Sorry kid. Didn’t mean to-“ Logan rubbed his hand where the claws came out and but the kid to his surprise wasn’t scared…he didn’t run off to tell anyone he found a mutant…
- “Are those…real?” The kid asked point at his hand.
-“Oh…no..it’s my..costume. Yeah. Yeah, i’m that wolverine guy..” Logan lied.
- The kid beamed. “Wow! That’s awesome!”
- “Thanks kid. Y’want come candy?” Logan picked out he bowl but the kid shook his head.
- “That was way cooler than candy…can i see it again? Can you do it again? Pleaseeee?”
- Logan slowly drew out his claws as the kid looked shocked. “Wow wow wow! They look so real! You’re cool! Can i touch one?”
- Logan let him and told him to be careful.
- The kid started to leave and Logan waved him goodbye. Maybe kids aren’t so bad after all…
- Right when the kid left Wade and Laura came around the corner.
- “See you’re great with kids!” Wade said as he slow clapped.
- “Whatever..” Logan brushed it off, just this once. He was in a good mood right now..
- Logan complimented Lauras costume and let her lead the way as she was actually excited for once. She smiled up at him as they walked the neighborhood and went to definitely more than 5 houses. She talked about the other Logan and how she missed him and how grateful she was for him to take her to do this.
- “No problem, kid.” Logan just said. “Ready to head back?”
- Laura’s pillowcase was full now and also heavy so Logan had it. It was so full you couldn’t even close it anymore.
- She nodded as they walked back home.
- Wade wanted to join but he decided to stay back and let Logan and Laura have their time.
- Also he had to take over handing out candy duty since Al kept dropping candy in the floor, missing kids buckets and pillow cases.
- Halloween music played now and orange and black balloons filled the apartment along with a couple of random Halloween themed decor. Wade finished decorating for Al also because a lot of stuff was in the wrong spot.
- “Al way did you put the front door mat by the bathtub?? And what-? Why is the string of orange lights covering the couch and not the wall? And..why is Mary puppins not in her wolverine costume???”
- When Logan and Laura got back laughing Wade smiled. “Looks like you two had fun!”
- “Yeah, and we went to more than 5 houses too so now you have to shut up for 100 days.” Logan joked.
- “Yeah, so that was not part of the deal…”
- “Too bad. Shutting up time starts now.”
- Laura laughed and handled Wade his favorite candy. “It’s okay..take this. I’ll convince him to shorten you sentence.”
- Wade just nodded sadly and ate the candy.
- As the night came to an end, the family decided to watch a couple of scary movies and share Laura’s candy. Laura got scared for a moment when she saw Mary puppins secretly got into some of the Hersey pile but Wade soon reminded her, “She’s a deadpool remember? She’ll be fine…”
- “Oh right..”
- Logan quickly stabbed him with one claw barking, “Hey! No talking remember?!”
- Wade mouthed, “Geez..” And rubbed where he got stabbed but said nothing else.
- The night ended with Logan passed out drunk(he’d forget the deal he and Wade made by morning for sure), Wade falling asleep next to him, Al going to her room after the first movie ended, Laura falling asleep at the end of the couch on Logan’s other shoulder, and Dogpool sleeping in a pile of chocolate candy wrappers…
#logan howlett#wolverine#the worst wolverine#poolvertober#poolverine has taken over my every waking thought#poolverine#laura x23#mary puppins#dogpool#wade wilson#deadpool#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool 3#happy halloweeeeeeen#🎃
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ponyboy and reader go on trick or treating 🙏🙏🙏
headcannons of fem!reader and ponyboy trick or treating!
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pony definitely thinks he’s too cool for a costume.
like he would be the guy to wear his normal clothes and if someone asks him what/who he is he’s like “myself.” 💀
BUTT u force him to get dressed up, and he cannot say no to your puppy dog eyes.
“cmon y/n i’m already going trick or treatin’, do i have to dress up too? you know what the gang will do to me?!”
“well that’s just too bad, you’re gonna have to deal with the bullying for one night.”
y’all dressed up as Romeo and Juliet.
And you already know at first, he was begging you not to dress up he was literally so embarrassed. He did not want to get dressed up AT ALL.
and when the gang saw him in the costume??? nah bru he got the fuck roasted outta him😭💀
“wow, you look real tough pone.”
“one more word and i slap the shit outta ya two bit.”
also pretended that he wasn’t excited to trick or treat but cmon, u know he was.
his face LIT UP when he saw the big bowls of candy.
ofc he tried to play it off, but you can read him like a book and you know when he gets super excited abt stuff.
“i think you’re actually enjoying yourself pony.”
“pftt no i’m not, i’m just here to make my girl happy is’ all”
“okay, sure. you know you’re a really bad liar?”
“i ain’t lying!”
after y’all got done trick or treating, you went back to his house ofc, and dumped the pillow cases filled with 12000 pieces of candy on the floor
you traded all night, literally every piece of candy went back and forth 😭
“oh i don’t like tootsie pops, you want this y/n?”
“what do you mean you don’t like tootsie pops?! i’ll let licorice and rolos slide, but i draw the line at tootsie pops, i don’t even know how you’re my boyfriend.”
“cause you love me” *shit eating grin*
“maybe. but i’m still shocked at your poor taste of candy.”
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AHHH this was actually so cute?? also i feed y’all for the first time in a month i hope u enjoy it LOL💚💚
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Hello ! How are you ? 🖤 Do you think you could write headcanons for the Ghouls going to karaoke (pleaaaase) ? I just had this thought of them absolutely having a blast while singing Bohemian Rhapsody (don’t ask me why 💀😭)
omg your brain is *chef’s kiss* i love this idea!!
also i got a little carried away so i do apologize for that y’all 😭😭
- The ghouls are allowed one sort of fun outing to town per week
- Copia is required to chaperone but he’ll let them pick what they want to do and where they want to go, he just goes along to supervise
- To keep everything fair, the ghouls get to write down one idea each for what they want to do, they put the ideas in a hat, and draw one each week until they’ve done everyone’s idea
- On Friday night the pack gathers around the hat and Cirrus pulls a slip with the words “Karaoke bar” on it
- So karaoke it is
- On Saturday night all 8 of them and Copia pile into one of the ministry’s van and off they go
- They enter a mostly empty little karaoke bar and get a private room for singing
- They also order a bunch of drinks
- Swiss insists on going first and gives a very unique rendition of No Hands
- Dew and Sunshine cheer him on of course
- Cirrus and Aether absolutely kill their choice of Ain’t No Mountain High Enough
- The others can’t help but give Mountain an amused glance every time his name comes up in the song
- He is very much not amused
- Cumulus goes next and sings Halo by Beyoncé so beautifully that Copia rethinks her being an Air Ghoul because she HAS to be part siren
- “Show off” Dew jokingly mutters when she’s done but Rain slaps him on the arm anyway
- Sunshine decides she wants to sing I Won’t Say I’m In Love from the Hercules soundtrack and gets Swiss and Aether to be the muses
- They do the little dances and everything
- Like i’m talking full on movie accurate choreography
- Rain and Mountain seem sort of reluctant at first but once they realize Disney songs are an option they are all for it
- They do Under The Sea from The Little Mermaid, Hakuna Matata from The Lion King, I’ll Make A Man Outta You from Mulan, and more
- Aether cuts them off after they sing The Bare Necessities for the second time
- After Dew has one too many margaritas (he drank 6) he BODIES Rap God by Eminem and Tap In by Saweetie
- When he starts singing CPR by Cupcakke Copia knows it’s time to go
- “But youuu haven’t sung anything yet Cardi!” Sunshine drunkenly points out from the couch where she’s leaning all of her body weight on a fast asleep Cirrus
- All the ghouls turn to Copia with nods of agreement
- “I— eh, eh-heh. That is true. I suppose one more song wouldn’t hurt.” Copia agrees
- He wanted to do Piano Man by Billy Joel but that wasn’t an option
- So he goes with Bohemian Rhapsody
- And boy was that a choice
- As soon as the ghouls hear the intro they get so hyped up
- Copia sings the intro and verse 1 and 2 by himself
- Dew and Aether vocalize the guitar solo but it’s really off pitch
- The ghouls join in verse 3 and they all do the high pitched voice
- They do the little call and response with Copia
- Sunshine, Rain, and Cumulus song the “Let me go” part and the other five ghouls sing the “We will not let you go” part
- When it’s all over they end up super giggly and in high spirits
- Then they got kicked out because Dew got too excited and lit a couch on fire
- But it was an overall 10/10 experience
If you read all of this to the end, you’re a real one! Also does anyone know of that tiktok with that group of boys wearing like navy blue bedsheets as togas and lip syncing to I Won’t Say I’m In Love cause that’s exactly what I imagine Swiss and Aether doing while Sunshine sings. Someone please know what I’m talking about 😭😭
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❤️🍓 Strawberry Sweethearts 🍓❤️
I think I have a problem, I freaking cannot stop drawing these two, omfg 💀
Winter has finally died and Spring has sprung, so I drew this fanart to celebrate it. Spring may not be my favorite season, but I love the different types of outfits that are shown at fashion shows during the season.
Speaking of fashion, that’s the subject of today’s art. Y’all remember that strawberry dress that was trending a few years back in 2020? I’ve always wanted to draw that dress because of so much cute fan art I’ve seen of different characters wearing it, and because I’m currently certified South Park garbage, I finally get to accomplish that opportunity by drawing my favorite mama wearing it. I also wanted to include the lesser-known, but just as stylish and cute strawberry shirt as an excuse to draw Randy and Sharon together once again for the umpteenth time.
I swear, sometimes I feel like I sugarcoat some things because I’m aware that these two aren’t the most perfect or squeaky-clean couple in the show (though tbf this is South Park I’m talking about, a lot of couples in the show ain’t spectacular either and are pretty dysfunctional themselves lmao), given they do have moments where they argue and squabble (and admittedly I find those scenes funny too). But as I’ve mentioned before in my previous post, they do have their fair share of cute, heartwarming, and wholesome moments that show that they genuinely love each other.
Idk man, this is probably just my gullible, naive-ass seeing the good in some things 😭
They may not be my favorite couple (that title goes to Stendy, my OTP 💕), but I’ll always love these two, I have a huge soft spot for them.
Little tangent aside, I didn’t go all out with this one like the previous art, but I still love how it turned out. Also wanted to try and make the lineart more colorful and vibrant-looking this time to make it pop out more. Drawing the dress itself was my favorite part, it was so much fun to work on, and Sharon just looks so fabulous in it. Pink surprisingly suits both of them, especially Randy, he slays in that shirt 🍓✨
And after finishing this, I’m probably gonna go eat some strawberries now ‘cause I just made myself hungry after working on this.
❤️ 🌸 🍓 🌸 ❤️
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OH OH have u hear of welcome home yet if u have?its the arg game (it does give off Dhmis/Sesame Street horror vibes) cause like there’s a sentient house call home and we’ll casita but there’s a lot of implications of horror and dark secrets like maybe Mirabel gift could be freeing them from that horrorshow but inviting the darkness to the real world but mainly cause I wanna see casita and home interact cause it’s heavily implied that’s homes malicious among other stuff so like the madrigal family would be scared of them due to so many things (but good news the village won’t advantage of their gifts anymore cause bris they’re freaky despite a majority of them being all smiles haha) their uncanny behavior like wally is never seen not smiling his eyes but I think the puppets would get along well with the kids or maybe it’s an au where Encanto takes place as it’s like the neighborhood where the madrigal are silly puppets but eventually realize stuff ain’t right and become self aware like the show omg so many possibilities
Ok so. I actually had to research this. I have heard of it but I never got into it, at least not till now. I think it's a cool idea! Welcome home in and of itself is cool, and personally I like the idea of the Madrigals becoming self aware 🌚
I did try and draw them as close to puppets as I could. Can you tell its my first time drawing puppets 💀
They aren't all human, cause I saw on the OG that not all the characters are human so. I played with that ❗❗
I'm going to wing this and hope it makes sense. Again, I'm still learning about this Welcome Home stuff, so feel free to suggest edits to the idea or correct me on things I've referenced wrong 😭
But. Basically the Madrigals each have a segment about. Whatever it is they specialize in??? I guess. Felix and Pepa talk about the weather. Julieta and Agustín both do kitchen and cooking. Isabela does gardening, Dolores and Camilo is basically about playing nice and having fun. Luisa and Mirabel are about helping others out. Antonio does animals (occasionally accompanied with Mirabel). Alma is basically about family, and does the nighttime segment.
Bruno. He HAD a segment. He actually still does, but it's different from what it was when they initially aired (debuted?). Bruno used to do the bedtime story/nighttime segment. But upon an incident (becoming the first to be self aware), he now always wears a space helmet, and does a hand puppet segment. Though, it is hard to understand him, due to his helmet muffling his talking.
I think Bruno would have tried to tell the others about what was going on but was silenced. But through his hand puppet shows, he slowly makes the other Madrigals become more ans more aware.
These are just close ups <33
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thanks for that delicious read tamalee! You ate with that!🤭
No disrespect to that anon, but their entire vibe gives off a Sakura fan in disguise. Cause ain’t no way they truly believe 90% of the fandom dislike her simply because she “rejected” Naruto for sasuke lmaoo. Canonically it was Naruto who rejected her ass ( even if she was fake confessing) like the king he is. Ignoring how shitty she was for that, let’s talk about how her character was written to be unlikeable. How are they shocked that the readers reacted how the author expected/wanted them to react to her? Also, why do people get so obsessively defensive over her? She never had anything good going on for her. One of the first introductions to her character was her hating on a kid for being an orphan to another orphan. And she never truly changed. Ask yourselves if how she reacts and treats Naruto and Sasuke is okay/acceptable why don’t Naruto and sasuke treat each other the same? Why do they literally do opposite of what she does every time? and in the end she gets away with it all without improving and becoming a better character and yet y’all still think she’s a victim. Be so for real!
sorry for the long post. I hate Sakura apologists who love to act like everything we know of her character is just collective delusions, but all their lies and fantasies about her character is who she truly is. Honestly quite impressive how even after almost a decade they’re still fighting tooth and nail for a character whose own creator dislikes. And he is so loud about it too💀
<this?> aaah~ glad you think so Nonee, I have so many posts in my drafts, but I've been typing way too much getting off topic for majority of them because I feel like rambling, but I don't want to spam posts all day.
idk if it was 'fan-in-disguise' tbh, I thought I was good at recognizing them, but maybe not xD I think Sakura has some really great moments. I think in general things would go differently in the fandom if her fans focused on highlighting these few selfless moments. For example, when she showed a genuine interest in Sai's drawings, or when she tried to help him understand the complex relationship with his brother. Or her act of sacrifice for Chiyo a woman she just met. Which raises the question: how do her physical feats, like punching, or arguing whether she's pretty or not even compare to that?
These good moments have little to do with her 'badass strength' or her idealistic 'love' for Sasuke, which are often used as points of argument. The fans you talk about seem preoccupied with defending her character against the widely acknowledged criticisms shaping Sakura into a character she isn't, all the while overlooking her flaws or attributing them solely to the writing. Selective reading we call that and it doesn't help the intention to make her look better one bit.
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funny thing is, Manjiro is born in 1990 and I’m born in 2005(guess you could say he ‘groomed’ me going by some of these peoples logic 🤣) turned 18 recently and I’ve had loved him and many characters in the series, since starting it in 2021, yet somehow I’m a nonce for thinking they’re hot 😂 make it make sense. If you look at some official arts you’ll see the fan-service on them. Heck Yuzuha had her panties out in that one panel. The word pedophile doesn’t mean shit on this website or on Twitter because it’s been watered down by idiots. Cyber tip it, get the police involved or go to the station if you came across that type of material so that minor can be saved but they won’t cause even they know deep down it’s all bullshit and just want the attention and praise, going after someone who causes real harm is too much effort so the best they got is to go after people liking anime characters. So dumb, sorry for the long ask op, just annoyed 😒.
People listen, Megumi will not thank you, Bakugou will not thank you, Yuuta will not thank you, Manjiro will not thank you, Yuji will not thank you, Nagi will not thank you…why? Because they’re not real, you could draw them dead for all I care and they’d still be just fine, why? Cause they ain’t real! They can come back from whatever shit someone draws and/or writes about them, shit I might not like myself, human being such as myself can’t.
But you still want to save the fictional anime characters? Then use this link below ⬇️
To report an incident involving the possession, distribution, receipt, or production of child exploitation file a report on the National Center for Missing & Exploited Children (NCMEC)'s website at http://cybertipline.com, or call 1-800-843-5678.
again, my apologies for popping of on your blog again, but I just find this whole thing absurd and a waste of time. Also, why now? Why does everyone care about the anime character being sexualised now? I remember being told shit when I was back in high school and college, still am by the way, that ‘he’s not real’ ‘the anime boy won’t date you’ ‘that’s cringe go speak to real boy’s’ compared to nowadays🤔 I just don’t get it, now they’re real? And not to mention, Yuji and Megumi are born in 2002 and Yuta in 2001, they’re 3-4 years older than me and yet I’m a weirdo for them hot?! I’ll just say these boys ‘groomed’ me going by this silly logic and the police can arrest their fictional asses, it’s just so dumb 😂🤣
This is the most truest thing I’ve read all day. Beautiful, I’m in tears. I guess people will still find ways to connect reality with fiction constantly. When all it is, is just fantasies. I find 90% of the men in JJK hot asf, from Yuji all the way to Higuruma. I can’t help myself with the way Gege draws his male characters super hot. Had to limit replies, seems like all I’m getting is L takes on my argument. There’s a lot of smut with these characters, I couldn’t care less since they’re fictional. 😭💀
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All righty I’ve finished science brofist’s route and that means more rambling! (Seriously though everyone sees his name as that right?? How the hell else am I supposed to pronounce Scien Brofiise??? It sure as hell ain’t how they say it in Japanese! 😂) spoilers under the cut as usual
Hmm… overall while I liked it, I think I’ve been so thoroughly emotionally and mentally broken by Mathis and Lucas that Scien’s route seemed pretty… tame in comparison LOLOL 💀 or maybe I’m still on residual WTFs from Lucas and should’ve waited another day to let it settle oops
The pain meter from these first three to me is Lucas > Mathis > Scien
The ending was definitely still a big oof and a little yikes though 😬. But with how dubious the “science” is in this game, part of me was wondering why Scien couldn’t just make a clone from Ceres’s body and then stick the memories he had into her after? Like people save memory backups of themselves prior to dying so why couldn’t he have saved her memories on whatever constitutes a USB stick in this world lmao
The science in this game in general honestly I just… can’t think about too deeply or it all falls apart LOL, being in like the medieval ages where you still gotta hand wash clothes but then suddenly having shit like electric cars, headset phones, touch-holograms, and perfect cloning with memories but not emotions is such whiplash 😂
The final CG was super pretty though, oof the expression on his face, my poor babygirl 😩 but… why are all the kiss CGs… not super great LOL, is the artist bad at drawing kisses? Because so far they’ve all looked a little uhhhh in each route? 😬😂
I very much appreciate the fact though that Scien’s best CGs are hands down the ones where he’s posing like a lil slut lmaooo, the jigsaw puzzle one?? Bitch he’s practically twirling his hair!! 😂
And his interactions with Ceres were very cute, especially the whole sandwich thing! But when she was like yay I’m so happy I’ve been promoted from maid to a sandwich dispenser! I was like girl… are you okay…?? Well clearly not but still 😂 like dang, never been happier getting told by a man to make me a sandwich lmaooo
Anyways! Back to the route in general - the whole thing of him being an oh no evil science man was so… meh to me? Maybe because I work in the sciences so I have a different view but like, I was perfectly fine with him experimenting on criminals? That’s pretty much what clinical trials are in the real world?? Of course you need to test shit on a few people before giving stuff out to the the general populace??? Why are people upset at this????
It was nice learning a bit more about Salome (though tbh I thought her backstory and relationship to scien would be… more significant LOL). And kinda weird that they left her mumbling when they were in hiding as ��…” instead of maybe just quickly forcing the text to go through, because my limited amount of Japanese from anime let me understand the gist of what she was saying and oh. Gives a bit of a different vibe knowing what she said vs it having to be explained
Also, my face when they just decapitated Adolphe but then Ceres TOOK HIS HEAD WITH HER? HONEY NO, GIRL PUT IT BACK HE’S DRIPPING
FUCK THE ROYAL FAMILY, ALL MY HOMIES HATE THE ROYAL FAMILY 🔫🔫 The reservoirs or repertoires or whatever the hell they’re called can eat my ass and die 😂
The way I hollered when Lucas went in and shanked their asses, MY MAN!! … every other time he showed up though was a big aw shit Lucas we’re not in your route anymore go away please!! You’re causing the despair end nooo!!! 😂 very conflicting emotions when I see him now lmao
Same with when I see Jean… like you’re still so pretty and I love you but uhhh, hey Mathis maybe come over this way instead 😬
Side note, kinda sad we didn’t get to see Ankou in the second half of the route…
And finally - I love you Dahut, I was so worried you’d be evil but oh, thank god we have someone that’s just like a good friendly person (I think), you are so pure I love you please show up in every route to ease my fears (Hugo doesn’t count because I’ve still got my eye on him LOL)
Aight I think that’s it! In summary, Scien is this meme:
Literally just look at him
I wish I looked this sexy doing a jigsaw puzzle 😂
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Okay so I wanted to make a Wattpad story miles x oc (I want it to be reader so bad but I’ll just have to make a new one specifically for reader or y/n) and I wanted to share some stuff that I came up with about oc…
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Miles x oc~
Oc is definitely miles best friend. I’m talking friends since 2nd grade best friend. I’m such a simp for friends to lovers tropes. It just warms my spirit.
Oc is black and Haitian (oc is me headass). Just want to sprinkle in a bit of my culture ya feel me?
Oc is stupid smart (oc is not me 💀). Like Tony stark smart. I basically envisioned her to be the girl in the chair type, the one who makes all his gadgets and help him with his hero duties by hacking in stuff.
Oc is gonna be a badass. I mean like come on, I’m not settling for less and neither is y’all.
Oc has BIG, thick, 4b-4c hair! (No more combs for you bookie)
Oc is quiet but bold. Like she speaks when spoken to but don’t let it fool you. She’ll usually say what everyone is thinking, no matter how rude or crude it may be. Believe me, this gets her in trouble, but it’s never on purpose. She’s never been one to hold her tongue. She tends to mind her business but on the off chance she’s nosey, it has to be something important.
Oc was raised by her pops (dad) and mama (grandma). You’ll learn more later if you choose to continue reading. No hard feelings 😅
Oc has a very chill personality. Like you can have roast sessions with her, movie/ show marathons, she can help you with your homework or French lessons even tho she speaks broken creole, need her to hack the test scores so you can get good grades- she can do it but she not cause her friend’s dad is a cop. Need girl advice? She’ll tell you to ask someone else but at least she’s honest 😂. If you do something dumb, trust she’s gonna drag it out for a while.
Like- “hey remember the time you fell in front of your crush cause your dusty ass 1’s wasn’t tied. Crazy” “bruh I only said you were short, why you gotta violate me?”
Oc is blunt but awkward. She sometimes misses social cues. Buss out a joke at the wrong time type.
Oc plays volleyball. Idk thought she should play a sport to seem kid like plus I like haikyuu so yeah…
Oc’s style falls into the alternative side. Like street wear, slight emo, grudge aesthetic. But she knows she has a nice body and likes to wear clothes that compliment her shape. So if she wear baggy pants then she’s pairing it with a cropped top or if she wears a big tee she’d pair it with form fitting pants or biker shorts. Her shoe style varies from platform boots, crocs, and a few Jordan’s (curtsy if mikes bugging her to get em). Pretty good style overall.
I’ll try and draw her, I ain’t the best but I can make a lil sumthin😏, plus I’m a visual person! If you’re interested more in this whole creation leave a like or lil note so I can keep going(gonna do it regardless 🤧). Also if you have any questions please PLEASE! Ask em. I will answer. I swear, I don’t have anything to do. 🥺 I’ll make some more head-canons up until the I actually release the story.
Thank you for your time and have a bless day🫶🏾💋
#miles morales x reader#across the spiderverse#spiderverse oc#into the spider verse#spidersona#gwen spiderverse#miles morales#spiderverse fanart#spider punk
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layers reveal? (drawings)
i do a lot tbh but here ya go 💀 i hope this isn’t a mean ask thinking i trace or sumn cause i’ll cry, i ain’t spend nearly 8 years of art for nothing 😭😭
i had to combine the two vids together to put in on tumblr, but in the one with all the characters, the first layer (seen near the background color) was my first attempt and a sketch of drawing eren and reiner from memory (obviously it doesn’t look good bc of the lack of references and that was my old art style at the time) and the reason it looks so different was that i was practicing/trying out a new style! i also used googled pics of them from the anime for reference, i think if you look them up, you’d find which ones i used. the first one was basically a redraw, i think i said that previously on that post with the drawing but yeah 💃 just had to let y’all know if you were scanning through the layer pics 💀💀
if the speedpainting vids weren’t so long (cause idk if tumblr got a limit to vid times), i would love posting those too cause i enjoy watching the process all the time, especially some special pieces i did back in like 2021-2022 that i might post if i feel comfortable to share them 😌
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Bibi (and co.) Pt.1
Bobby: [We were coming home from school, 4ish so a couple of hours before any adult is due, making the racket we usually do, totally oblivious to the fact JC have probably not long left after the absolute scenes they were causing all over this house; all teenage boys are always hungry so it isn’t going to take you any length of time to go to the kitchen for scran and see this vague note; let us assume you text Janis like ?? and Casey too but he left his phone and she isn’t looking/replying right now so then you take a photo of said note and message it to Jimmy]
Bobby: That mean Case has 💀 someone or what?
Jimmy: Means I’ll have to find out
Bobby: Neither of ‘em is here, Jan wouldn’t be but he usually gets up to have a go for waking him and no 👀 after I just dropped the butter
Jimmy: I’ll give her a ring, sort out the or what
Bobby: Fair dos, don’t get cramp in your hand having a chat like that
Bobby: ✍️ don’t come into her job, s’pose
Jimmy: weren’t giving herself cramp with the note, can’t be that bad
Bobby: Had time to write one, dunno where she plans on putting him, mind
Bobby: only get in more trouble if she drops him at Ian’s
Jimmy: she knows what she’s doing
Bobby: Much as can be done with him, yeah 🙄
Jimmy: You get your homework done and leave it with me
Bobby: Where do you suppose his missus is in all this
Bobby: She wouldn’t be thrilled at the idea of them 2 going off together
Jimmy: Oi, you heard
Jimmy: [one of his teachers, I shan’t commit us] can’t have set you questions like that
Bobby: Could be for film club, we reckon she’s a right 🐇♨️
Jimmy: I’m at work here, trying to get hold of her’s enough of a sackable offence without carrying on with you an’ all
Bobby: They’re not gunna sack you, you’re top at your job
Bobby: can’t expect their employees not to have lives, especially not with 2 brothers, 1 being a right dickhead 😁
Jimmy: tah very much, but trust us when I say they’re at the top ‘cause they’re massive dickheads
Jimmy: I’ll chat to you in a bit, alright
Bobby: Alright, I’ll let you know if either comes back and bothers to let me know, or I find any clues
Jimmy: 👍
Bobby: [Time to message Libi like guess what, girl]
Bobby: Reckon Case’s missus is full Glenn Close 🛁🩸🔫
Libi: *🔪
Libi: Anne Archer uses the revolver
Bobby: Touche
Bobby: and may as well be her name, ain’t spending time working on a right good deaf one for her when I think she’s already 💀 to Case and that means us 🤞
Libi: Anne, Glenn, Beth or Alex, it’s all the same, yeah
Bobby: [send the picture of this note because what else could it be, honestly, Janis didn’t need to spell it out]
Bobby: You wanna come over and search his room with us?
Libi: ☢️⚠️☣️ want’s a 🤏 strong but
Bobby: I will provide gloves and a clothes peg for your delicate 👃
Bobby: dunna, the note was giving major 2nd clue will give it more context vibes, don’t you think?
Libi: You’re right on both counts
Bobby: Jan ain’t replying to me but she’d have to you
Libi: 🤞 she’s driving and nothing more sinister
Bobby: 🤔 Would she draw the line at helping bury a body or what
Libi: For Case? Is there a line?
Bobby: Jim said she knows what she’s doing… like that’s necessarily a 👍 thing
Libi: He would say that
Libi: we know what he means by 👍 though
Bobby: Means piss off and do your homework today
Bobby: as if I didn’t just walk in the door to a murder mystery case
Libi: Cos you walked in on such a ??!!
Libi: he’ll be losing it under that 👍
Bobby: I just wish he gave us enough credit to know he can’t hide nothing from me
Bobby: and he don’t need to now, I get why he did when I was a proper kid
Libi: You’re still one to him 👶🏻 both of us are
Bobby: you should definitely graduate to toddler this birthday, at least 🤏 later bedtime, like
Libi: Aw, tah 🥳🌟🌜
Bobby: I know you’re as sick of it as I am
Bobby: if he’s gonna be full ??!! behind a 👍 you have to come stay here, I can’t deal with that alone
Libi: I’m right sick of Case dragging her into his mess
Libi: they could be banged up for my birthday
Bobby: She can’t make the garda lock her up too
Bobby: do you think it’s that bad, what he did, no more warnings left or whatever
Libi: He was with the girlfriend longer than the others, means more chances for him to have a go… I keep thinking about that
Bobby: If I was him I’d just steer well clear, no one winds him up more than the girls he knocks about with
Libi: But you’re not
Libi: if he had your sense he wouldn’t need Jan to be his voice of reason all the time
Bobby: He’s more of a kid than either of us, full-time babysitting, that
Bobby: Right again though, Libs, I just dunna what to do with myself now
Libi: I’m coming, promise
Libi: bus is late, but I’ll be there as soon as I can be
Bobby: 💕
Bobby: I’ll go and bin all the grottiest shit in his room, save your blushes and 👀
Libi: 💕
Libi: My own fault for not going back with you anyway, I had a feeling I shouldn’t have ignored
Bobby: Yeah? You’re usually not wrong, even when it’s less logic and more 🔮
Bobby: I thought she was a crank, yeah but maybe I was just hoping he was happy with it for once
Libi: It’s okay, I wanted to be wrong too, don’t beat yourself up and I won’t
Bobby: Too soon 😬
Bobby: I can’t even act surprised, that’s the bit making us feel proper thick, if he’s done it, ‘course he has
Libi: You’re not thick for having hope he was maybe sorting himself out
Libi: he’s more than old enough to be getting there, that’s the *😬
Bobby: Lads like that don’t, ever
Bobby: they turn into middle-aged dickheads like Ian
Libi: Sins of the father, you’re not wrong
Libi: not everybody can break the cycle
Bobby: If Jim hadn’t got me out, who knows
Libi: I’d get you out, we’d still have to meet somehow 🔮
Bobby: You could’ve when we met, remember when you tried to runaway with us
Libi: Yeah, and I remember your impression of Ian
Bobby: 😡😡🤬🤬😡 only be redder with drink and age, probs
Libi: I’d shout louder than him, had loads of practice, haven’t I?
Bobby: Keep trying, I might hear you one of these days
Libi: You do, you’re a great listener, it’s just me who wasn’t
Bobby: I needed someone to talk to, fairness
Bobby: and you’ve always been good at that, fuck all competition you may have
Libi: I’d fight it off, too soon for another bad choice of those words or not
Bobby: Nah, ‘cos a fight between us is only ever for film or for fun
Bobby: you know I’d never hurt anyone how he will everyone, especially not you
Libi: It wouldn’t be us fighting, just me and whoever you’ve brought in as my talking understudy, for some reason
Bobby: You’re always gonna be the brightest ⭐️ I know
Bobby: you only need a stunt double if things get too ⚠️
Libi: I say one thing about how gross his room probably is…
Bobby: you rn 😤
Libi: A second ago I was ⭐️ rn
Bobby: 😏 you’re a lot of things
Bobby: wrong is not one of them though
Bobby: [pictures of things in Casey’s room that are gross but not like ew I actually don’t wanna see that gross lol, sorry boy, privacy whomst]
Libi: 👍 has never been more accurate
Bobby: Reckon Jim would be 👍 or 👎 if we ordered [some takeout you all fuck with, as shown by a pic of some old containers we’re binning rn] for when he gets back?
Bobby: somehow can’t picture those 2 rocking up in time for tea and I don’t want him distracting himself bothering his arse with it
Libi: He might not be bothered about eating none but it shows you are about him so
Bobby: We can finish his portion when he deffo ends up leaving it
Libi: Shh, I’m starving
Bobby: I’ve already had [the ridiculous amount of after-school snacks you have consumed] 😘
Libi: 🐷!!
Bobby: I’m a growing lad!
Bobby: and there’s fuck all to do ‘til your bus sorts itself
Libi: I get it, you wanna tower over me cos you didn’t when we met
Bobby: 😱!!
Bobby: If you’re checking I can hack it like Jim can, dead easy
Bobby: sure I’ll get my own model missus one day
Libi: I’d have said actress was more likely, and you’ll be alright, they don’t have to be tall necessarily 😘
Bobby: [the lady on whatever instructional sign language videos they’d have you watching for Irish sign language vibes] is most likely 😢
Libi: Boy, you stop it
Libi: she’s WAY too old for you but I’d be the one having a heart attack 👎👎👎👎👎
Bobby: I ain’t thrilled about my option (no s) so chuck a 🍔 my way and we’ll make it mutual, Libs
Libi: It’s a date, and what a date, like 🥰
Bobby: Can’t say we don’t know how to party
Libi: Say the word and we’ll run away again
Libi: I know what I’m doing now I’m not a toddler
Bobby: We better wait out Case’s exile, wouldn’t wanna bump into him on our way out, awkward
Libi: I only wanted it on record, I’m in, whenever and wherever
Bobby: 🥳🌟🌜 I remember and I promise
Libi: I have another feeling, I don’t wanna but it’s right there
Bobby: You can tell us, we’ll work out if we wanna ignore it together
Libi: You might need to eat my [whatever the takeout is] too
Bobby: I won’t show-off that that wouldn’t even be a record…
Bobby: we’re probably on the same page, same script
Libi: If I could demand rewrites, I would
Libi: and a change of scene, for sure, this bus isn’t helping with the knot in my stomach
Bobby: It’s weird, I know it’s weird
Bobby: but he ain’t once touched her
Libi: She hasn’t once missed this many calls from me
Bobby: She might be on the phone with Jim
Bobby: we can’t panic yet, we can make a plan though, me and you
Libi: For if they come back or if they don’t?
Bobby: If she don’t give you some sort of response before tonight, we’ll start there
Libi: [a time like yep you’ve got a deal] 🤝
Bobby: 🤝🩸
Bobby: She can handle herself, just like you
Libi: It was her who taught me
Bobby: I know, I got some benefit too, stopped 😭 as much
Libi: I still remember how to stop you myself if you fancy 😭 for old time’s sake, or you know, cos everything’s so weird sometimes
Bobby: Very weird
Bobby: but that kid who cried all the time still feels ages away, far away as the girl who used to shout at us
Libi: I’ll do it, as long as you warn Jim first, speed this bus is going he’ll get in before me
Bobby: Where’s Sandra and Keanu when you need ‘em 💔
Bobby: he’d get the memo you were ‘round before me, pisstake
Libi: We can’t have that
Bobby: Have to warn me some way else
Libi: Dead easy
Libi: I’ve got loads of tricks up my sleeve, no need for you to wear a 💔 on yours
Bobby: No one jumpscares me less, like
Libi: What happens when I’m as easy on the 👀 obviously
Bobby: Something like that, Libs
Libi: Save me [something that’s her absolute fave snack and hence all she can face eating rn despite being starving] and I’ll know it’s real
Bobby: [picture evidence like of course I shall]
Bobby: Case’s phone is here btw, so, can’t have been planning to stay away for long
Libi: [a lil vid of her signing something feelsy, I vibe from when they were bubs cos they probs had not like a full language of their own but like things instead of ILY and big stuff like that]
Libi: It’s a start, we can try and guess his pin until Jan’s deadline
Bobby: [give that same energy back and sign another thing from your bub speak because love that for y’all tbh]
Bobby: 🧠🧠 better than 💩🧠
Libi: Use her birthday for the first guess
Bobby: 😩
Bobby: nothing, I better check how many attempts we get…
Libi: Do you know your mum’s?
Bobby: Going for the big 🔫🔫
Libi: You said it, we might not get many gos at this
Bobby: Is it bad I don’t know?
Bobby: Didn’t exactly leave 📼 for us
Libi: *sad
Libi: but it makes sense you wouldn’t
Bobby: I got no memory of any 🥳s and it’s never been a priority or a sound idea to ask about ‘em
Libi: ‘course not, ditch that guess, I don’t know what I was thinking
Bobby: It might be the one but I can’t ask Jim so it’ll have to be ❌
Libi: [Suggest the date of another JC moment you’re aware of and hence it won’t be cos it’s too obvious]
Bobby: ❓
Bobby: not that either but you’ve got a much better memory than me
Libi: Is that bad? 👽
Bobby: Your heads like a 🎥 you pick up on all the important things
Libi: You give the best compliments, nobody’s ever said anything nicer to me than that just now
Libi: your heart’s like a …
Libi: I can’t finish the analogy with something as good, you’ve proper flustered me 📌
Bobby: It’ll have to do as making up for me not knowing shit to crack this code to ease the knot in your stomach
Libi: Might make it worse instead, maybe you’re saving me 🦸🏻♂️🤴🏻👨🏻✈️👼🏻👨🏻🚒😎👩🏻🚀🧙🏻👨🏻⚕️🧚🏻♂️🤠👨🏻🔬
Bobby: Nothing can be as bad as the scenes that are looping in your head, right
Bobby: real life just don’t get that bad, not now
Libi: 🤞🌠 Bobs
Libi: All I want’s you to be right again
Bobby: not got your inherited 🔮 but its been known to occur enough I don’t feel too bad for you having to trust in us
Libi: You’ve got your own 🔮 and I do trust it
Bobby: Meant to make my other senses proper 🦸 will have to ask Ali if that includes my third eye 🪬
Libi: I’ll get back to you 😏
Bobby: Be a pisstake as I’ve just made you leave there to send you back with that kind of bollocks Q
Bobby: He reckons I’ve got too many but I know there’s more in his own 🧠
Libi: It’d be charming of you 🤴🏻 I’ve only got [however many] stops left
Libi: and yeah, exactly, like we said, I can’t leave either of you to it as if I believe the 👍
Bobby: I ain’t touched your snacks, got some self-control
Bobby: tried Ian’s birthday ‘cos I know that one, weren’t it though 😒
Libi: Are we 🔒 out of tries?
Bobby: Think we have to wait for the tries to reset ⏲
Bobby: you can have your snacks and we can work out how we’ll find them if Jan doesn’t get back to you
Libi: It’s a plan
Bobby: is [an old lady who is always on the bus because you get CHARACTERS when you regularly use public transport] on today?
Libi: It’s [Whatever day it is] she’s on her way to [wherever you’ve made up that she goes cos y’all are making a story out of it as if they are characters lol]
Bobby: Ahh, you’re right 💡 it was [a day it is not] today 🥴
Bobby: got me fucked up
Libi: Reason not to do your homework how Jim wanted, you’d be reading up for all the wrong subjects
Bobby: Fat chance that was happening but not like he’ll get his red pen out to mark and check it’s done if I tell him otherwise
Bobby: Priorities, like
Libi: I didn’t bring a red pen either, you’re alright
Libi: barely have anything, my priority was running for the bus
Bobby: Good thing she had you trained for that an’ all 🏃🏻♀️
Libi: I’m meant to be bringing the rescue mission to you, not the other way ‘round, be awkward 🚑
Bobby: you better have your inhaler, more vital than a red pen, girl
Libi: [photographic evidence via her posing with it like a big nerd]
Bobby: 🤩
Libi: 😮💨
Bobby: I know, I know, take your breath away, me
Libi: Number 1 trigger, you
Bobby: bit less complimentary comparing us to dust mites but you know, fair if that’s the line I come up with after all this time
Libi: I can’t help it if laughter’s not the best medicine for this, or nobody making me like you do
Libi: how complementary is comparing you to a 🤡?
Bobby: It’s not mime, you’re still a 👼🏻
Libi: I don’t have the legroom nevermind any for a full wingspan
Libi: trapped 🦋 more like
Bobby: No dickhead better come at you with a 📍and some poison
Bobby: even for [bus number] that’d be well out the usual
Libi: As much as it would add to today’s murder mystery vibe, you’ve got enough sleuthing on 🕵🏻
Bobby: There’s limits to how many of us can go missing at once, yeah
Libi: MIA’s only the move if you’re in too
Bobby: What would you do, if you were Jim
Libi: I don’t know, but I know I wouldn’t be in his position
Bobby: It ain’t him, his fault
Libi: It’s Case’s fault, the but comes in cos I wouldn’t be around it, him, if I was Jim, that’s what I’m trying to say
Bobby: Yeah, it isn’t like that’s a choice though
Libi: He’s not a kid any more though, there are choices
Bobby: it’s not like you can just turf someone to the side the minute they hit 18, Jim wouldn’t, not when Ian couldn’t wait ‘til I was in double-digits
Libi: But he didn’t just hit 18 and making excuses for him ‘til he’s 28 or 38 isn’t helping him or Jim, is it?
Libi: I believe in second chances, third and forth even, he’s had so many who’s counting?
Bobby: I don’t know, I’m not the big brother, I never had to make any decisions about things like that so I can’t sit here and judge his
Libi: I don’t wanna sit here and come for his life, you asked me though
Bobby: I know you ain’t
Libi: I just think there’s a point where you reach the end of your tether, if you’re ever gonna, and this has got me at mine
Bobby: and I don’t wanna sit here and come for hers but who’s really given him all those chances
Libi: It’s not right
Libi: maybe they’re both bigger and better people than me, for having the patience I don’t with him, all I see is the toll it’s taking… where’s the upside supposed to be?
Bobby: I should hope so, they are the adults, after-all and we’re just 👶🏻👶🏻
Bobby: I don’t know, I wish I had some clue
Libi: We’ll decide what we wanna do together, there’s no deadline on specifically that part
Bobby: Fuck it, maybe this is the final straw, I dunna
Bobby: it just doesn’t feel like something that’d ever really happen, y’know
Libi: Yeah, if anybody would keep making more and more straws appear ‘til it feels like some sort of magic trick, they’re the ones for it
Bobby: Quite the double act
Libi: I always used to reckon so
Bobby: Why wouldn’t you, it was 🏰💕
Libi: What happened?
Bobby: Either we grew up or
Bobby: it was just a story
Libi: Swear you aren’t about to outgrow me, that we’re not gonna be a story
Bobby: as long as you swear not to walk out on me
Libi: never
Bobby: Then we’re gonna be just fine, like we’ve always been
Libi: 🏰💕
Bobby: 🤝💕💀
Libi: This took a dramatic turn, I seriously didn’t mean to make you swear an oath to me before I’ve even walked through the door
Bobby: Standard you behaviour, dunna what you’re chatting, girl
Bobby: and what else do 🤴🏻 even do, yeah
Libi: Oi!
Bobby: 🤡 too, but I won’t play that its a full-time job keeping you 😂 though
Libi: You couldn’t hack a full-time job anyway
Bobby: Oh, shall I get you the paper for the classifieds for your bday
Bobby: 👍 stuff
Libi: No need, I’ll be putting my name down for [a cool cinema they like or something in that vein] first chance I get, tah
Bobby: Free 🍿 for me then
Bobby: you’ll love that
Libi: Bring your own 🥄 then [random but I have pics in his folder of that because it’s a weird thing Brooklyn Beckham and his missus used to do and it gave bibi to me lol cos why huns ??]
Bobby: Wouldn’t leave for the movies without it, regardless of drug allegations
Libi: I could make a top final straw joke there, having one of them on you too, but it’s meant to be your job 🥤
Bobby: You dead keen to make me a wage slave today
Libi: You’re dead keen on bringing up my birthday
Bobby: It’s soon
Bobby: and a better thing to focus on that… this
Libi: Alright, what are you getting me and what are we doing?
Bobby: Come on, can’t ruin surprises or you’ll have nowt to look forward to
Libi: But 🥺 if I ruin these you’ll think of more, won’t you? 🥺
Bobby: Am I going to let you have a rubbish birthday?
Libi: You better not 😤
Bobby: 😭 You’d think there was ever a possibility the answer to that question was anything but fuck no
Libi: You’d think there was ever a possibility I’m not only playing
Bobby: not my fault your 🥺 are dead convincing
Libi: ⭐️🎬🎭🎥
Bobby: I’m relying on you to bring in a new silent era, no pressure superstar
Libi: Throw 🍿 - your 🥄 if I let you down, bringing it in an eyepatch is gonna limit me and my second chance 🤏
Bobby: Nah, even with one eye you’d still beat every actress out there today
Libi: I don’t know about that
Bobby: Come on, [drag some really shit actresses of your day, they’re always out there, doing the least or doing too much of the wrong thing lmao] 😶😶
Libi: Okay, okay…!
Bobby: You’re properly talented, and I’d think that even if we weren’t best friends
Libi: 😁
Libi: you’ll give me jaw ache in a minute
Bobby: S’alright, permanent rest when you’re around me, very welcome
Bobby: maybe I’ll be a critic, your face, your eyes and your body language have to do all the work to convince me, can’t just memorize the lines
Libi: I’m glad you added language after my body
Bobby: Oi!
Bobby: you know it’s VERY important, sign language 101, you’ve had enough lessons by now
Libi: Oi is exactly right, it would’ve been so rude
Bobby: And I would never, tah very much
Libi: [signing her own tah very much as a lil vid, really being expressive about it for those sign language 101 vibes]
Bobby: 😏 what are you like…
Libi: Admit it, I could take over from [the sign language instruction lady]
Bobby: I’m just thinking of your jaw, no more compliments for you
Libi: Don’t get a job as a dentist… imagine all the kids 😭 when they see you
Bobby: SPECIFICALLY me or what
Bobby: ‘cos we agreed its a little too soon for a playfight 🥊
Libi: Neither of us need that level of rejection in our 9-5
Libi: I say with a straight face as we debate me becoming an actress…
Bobby: If anyone can break that industry, I believe it’s you
Libi: Well now I’ve gotta
Libi: none of that is how I like to prove you wrong
Bobby: and if you can’t get in front of the 🎥 there are a million jobs behind it that you’d be just as top at
Bobby: Not worried about what you’re gunna do with your life for a reason, them pair
Libi: You’re a weight off my mind too, you know
Bobby: Yeah?
Bobby: what I like to hear
Libi: I wish we could just stay in this bubble of the future that’s my birthday and our career goals and none of the rest
Bobby: Me too
Bobby: the rest, what’s happening and what’s gunna when they are back… too uncertain
Libi: Do you think they’ll be back tomorrow?
Bobby: If the police showed here, I didn’t see the flashing lights or feel the door being booted down looking for him
Bobby: makes it feel like an overreaction so, why should they stay away 🤔
Libi: He’d stay to have her to himself
Bobby: She’s married so that’s not a good enough reason
Libi: What’s a good enough reason for her to go as far as really leaving in the first place?
Bobby: What he did had to be scary enough to make them panic
Libi: Then where are the garda?
Bobby: People don’t call them, you know that
Bobby: We never have, I don’t even know if they were told about Debbie… must’ve been but
Libi: I can’t make it add up, she seemed the type who would ring and report him, didn’t she? 🤔
Bobby: Dramatic, obviously
Bobby: I dunna, could be parents, or maybe they were both high or she did something to him too
Bobby: or the garda are just dragging their arses and will show up before Jan replies
Libi: Fuck, I don’t wanna talk to them if they show up before Jim’s home
Bobby: You don’t have to, pretend to be as mute as me, they’re not going to fuck around intimidating two disabled kids
Libi: What if I have to talk to them later, if something bad’s happened, or if she doesn’t come back?
Bobby: She’ll come back, don’t think like that
Libi: Getting in a car with him, both of them panicked, you know what I’m thinking, that I can’t not
Bobby: Shh, I’m putting my shoes on, get off the bus whatever stop you’re at
Libi: I’m almost there, don’t be silly, like
Bobby: it doesn’t matter, I’ll walk you
Libi: [do the ILY kid sign again obvs or one that’s even feelsier because that’s so cute of him]
Bobby: You know I’ll always look out for you
Libi: I’d do it for you too, anything
Bobby: [sign ‘I know’ and her name sign]
Libi: [a pic of this gal off this bus wherever she may be]
Bobby: 5 minutes 🏃🏻
Libi: [just her doing a lil countdown vid putting a finger down from 5 to 1 as if that’ll mean he’ll be there then]
Bobby: Already felt like my cardio was crap without that pressure 😮💨
Libi: [signing sorry instead of typing it purely so she can show she’s the least soz it’s possible to be lol, unnecessary close ups of her eyes and face and body language too, really making our point here]
Bobby: 😏 I’ll slow down to a power walk if you don’t behave yourself
Libi: I’ll see myself off home if you reckon you can tell me how I’m supposed to behave, boy
Bobby: 🤐 us
Libi: No, talk to me without telling me off
Bobby: Have we ever gone a day?
Libi: [Bring your memory back out cos if you have it for JC moments you defs have it for yours] 🎥🧠
Bobby: Hm, no, I don’t wanna remember that day 🥺
Libi: UM, no fair to 🐶👀!
Bobby: You started it
Libi: Which don’t mean you get to finish me off 💀
Bobby: I could’ve done 📸 evidence like you
Libi: Too late now, I’ve been warned, won’t even CARE if you do 😝
Bobby: [take the blatant bait, you are very puppy dog boy]
Libi: Nope, nothing 😐
Libi: 🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗
Bobby: 💔 I’ll just hurry up then, yeah
Libi: Yep, I’m VERY unbothered
Libi: even though your eyes are like [idk crystals but you would cos of that cali influence and therefore could name one that’s legit for his eyes which aren’t just dark brown af like his brothers] and it [likewise of a property of said crystal such as protects/calms etc something feelsy af] me
Bobby: What am I meant to follow that up with? 😳
Bobby: I’ve never seen no one with actually green eyes but you
Libi: That’s not a bad follow up, but I still wouldn’t be 😤 if your feet followed on to [wherever she is] faster 🏃🏻♂️
Bobby: [show up boy, however long this takes you from when this message is sent, hopefully not too long]
Libi: [Getting is his grill like okay hug me cos not gonna be the one to put her arms around him first, she’s a diva lol, just like throwing herself in his direction with her arms out]
Bobby: [we will give you a big bear hug to prove we have shot up and are much taller than you now, thank you]
Libi: [hugging him back for a MINUTE cos she needs it and so does he, then doing little taps on him like how they do in wrestling when they’ve had enough and wanna tap out, freeing herself and signing ‘I can’t breathe’ like it’s pure bants cos he’s so tall and strong and she’s being crushed, giving it the grin and lols to sell that but there’s a cinematic tear rolling down each cheek at the same time from her sad eyes because she also means it seriously with how tight and heavy her chest feels from how worried she is about this jc situation]
Bobby: [tap her back like a pat on the shoulders because it’ll be okay, we’re not as worried as you because not thinking the worst here, it’s always been alright before so why wouldn’t it be now? ‘Come on’ like let’s go back to the house and sort this]
Libi: [at least how chill he is about this would be comforting because you’ve got no choice gal, it’ll be what it’ll be and we’re bringing the drama, soz, wipe your eyes and give him a Jimothy style thumbs up]
Bobby: [pushing your thumbs down like don’t do that because that’s not the vibe]
Libi: [a look like okay okay, my bad, before she’s just dragging him along in the direction they’ve gotta go]
Bobby: [soz Jimothy doesn’t talk to us properly right now and we can’t find it even ironically amusing, get in this house and back to the note and phone, the former you can pass to her like she needs to read it in person as if there’s something he could’ve missed]
Libi: [do read it and eat your snack that he saved for you, when the vagueness of this note is not calming cos you know that 1. It’s deliberate to downplay how drama this situ could be cos you know Janis and 2. You can tell she rushed it cos she did which really looks like needing to leave was urgent af not cos JC are in love but cos Casey did something BAD, blatantly messaging and calling Janis again even though she has not replied to any of the others cos what else can you do]
Bobby: [just watching her not get through on this call like yeah, I know and didn’t think you would ‘has to be his missus, right?’ because this note appeared after you’d gone to school aka not last night so it’s not as likely to be a issue at the club because he would’ve showed up early hours and you’d have been here]
Libi: [nod because you’d have obviously come to the same conclusion and it’s really not a reach even with the v limited interactions y’all would’ve had with this gal, looking at Casey’s phone cos I assume it’s here in front of y’all rn as if she can unlock it with her mind via sheer force of will]
Bobby: [‘she hasn’t text him’ meaning the girlfriend because that would’ve popped up even if you couldn’t unlock to read a full message]
Libi: [when you’re just like maybe she can’t come to the phone rn cos she’s dead but you don’t wanna say it so you don’t ‘He’s not been dumped before, it’s usually the other way round’ making a face remembering all the gals who’d leave the gaff when he’s done with them, how many there have been and the state of them ‘might be his pride’s hurt, nothing and nobody else’]
Bobby: [shrugging and making a similar face back because we think that’s stupid but also wouldn’t put it past him ‘no one will miss seeing her about anyway’]
Libi: [a look like HARD AGREE cos you can’t disagree, we all know what she was like ‘a close call like he has with you is the best we can hope for’ cos Casey has never hurt Bobby but he’s wanted to on many occasions and I don’t blame you for wanting to think that’s what could’ve happened here and he’s just beating himself up for the almost how he do]
Bobby: [just going quiet ‘cos you know that hope is a long shot because even if you can’t remember any of it, you’ve found out by-proxy how Ian was with your mother ‘do you know her socials?’ after this pause, signing without eye contact but a valid point like we might be able to piece together a better idea from this girl if she’s said anything recently]
Libi: [when you know damn well what that silence and lack of eye contact means cos of course you do, putting her hand over his and giving it a little reassuring squeeze after the question ‘I’ll be able to locate her from his or their mutuals’ cos I doubt she’s deleted every pic of him she’s ever tagged yet, priorities hun if that’s what you’re doing tbh, but adding a fingers crossed for if she has that any shared friends can give you the answer]
Bobby: [she might’ve posted about uni, idk I’ll let my boo decide, at least you’d know what their blatant row was about which is more than you’re getting from JC for a while, squeezing her hand back before dropping it like off you go then, sleuth it out girl]
Libi: [do because she so feels to me like the kind of bitch to be bragging about uni and you can either show him or tell him what she’s been saying if she’s running her mouth and he wouldn’t be able to understand, she probably has also deleted all trace of him if she’s the drama but you can’t force every friend you have to do that ASAP hun so]
Bobby: [doing a little slow clap like there we go, we’ve worked it out, go us ‘he ain’t going to uni’ bit rude you’re implying Casey couldn’t get in but it’s true, it’s not in his plans that any of you can envision ‘everyone knows what you do at uni’ again, the cliche of dumping whoever you were with at home to either fuck around or get a uni boyf, which is valid]
Libi: [a v judgey eye roll at this gf for being a cliche as if you’re so much better gal, love it, and at Casey too for behaving exactly like everyone would expect at this news]
Bobby: [‘she seems fine’ because that would be a relief that she’s got the time and pettiness to be posting about her amazing life news and deleting photos of Casey as she goes, which you wouldn’t do on your deathbed, we can assume, helping yourself to a handful/one of/whatever of her snack because we already feel better and we weren’t as scared as her to begin with]
Libi: [slapping his hand away like excuse you cos obvs also feel better that the gf is clearly not even half dead nevermind fully, RIP, but it’s clearly also playing on her mind and thus her face that if it’s not that serious why did they leave/why are they not back/answering]
Bobby: [of course we can see this, even if we’re attempting to take more of your snack just ‘cos we must ‘he’s embarrassed, just like you said’ with a shrug like wouldn’t you be if this girl dumped you]
Libi: [lowkey playfighting him because obvs, JJ were always doing it and so you two have gotta ‘I would be’ with the shadiest face like yeah she was not it and it’s bad enough he decided to choose her as his gf in the first place of all peeps]
Bobby: [just brawl because it’s comfortingly normal and familiar opposed to saying you can’t because of what Casey may or may not have done, just calling her a lesbian for bants sake as well, which I’m sure is an amusing sign, like Libi would seriously consider this random gal, even if she weren’t a massive cringe]
Libi: [get into it kids, it’ll make you feel better, as will her calling him a dickhead because we can all guess what that sign would be and that’s comforting and normal and familiar in itself for this fam]
Bobby: [nod and smile like yeah, that’s more like it ‘he’s probably talking her ear off’ like that’ll be why she can’t reply to you, nothing to worry about here, at all]
Libi: [miming drinking like yeah you’re so right he’ll be drunk af chatting away and she’ll be driving him home soon if not right now immediately, that’s why, it’s fine]
Bobby: [miming a golf swing, following it with your hand on your brow to getting it in the hole and celebrating like exactly, this isn’t actually anything new or weird, it was just a weird note that made us freak out for no reason]
Libi: [getting him more to eat and making y’all drinks and shit like this is now just a normal after school moment cos that’s what y’all have decided it is, picking a movie, cos she’s a diva who won’t let him pick, with a run time that’ll see you through until Jimmy gets back perfectly etc etc]
Bobby: [get on this sofa and get comfortable, we’re chilling lads, nothing to see here, no drama]
Libi: [It won’t be nice when Jimothy gets back and won’t talk or eat with y’all but you’d still be like it’s alright they’ll be back soon and then he’ll calm down too, thinking you’re just playing a waiting game, which you are gonna be but it’s for Janis’ reply not JC walking through the door]
Bobby: [you wanna do that now?]
Libi: [Come at me bro]
Bobby: [do you wanna send me like at least the last one so I have something to go from, obvs there’s multiple missed calls and probably a few texts but just so I got the flavour lol]
Libi: You didn’t train me in hostage negotiation, and if that’s what this is, I don’t know what I’m supposed to do
Janis: Sorry, sorry, I haven’t had much breathing room to check my phone today
Janis: but I’m fine and I think the situation with Case is going to be too, as much as can be predicted, so 👍
Libi: So you’re on your way home then?
Janis: Not quite yet, it’s definitely a 24-hour stepback needed still but I don’t see any reason that I won’t be back tomorrow after school
Janis: Are you at ours?
Libi: But she’s fine, I checked after Bobs found your note and summoned me
Janis: You did let Jimmy read it, right? It was mostly for him
Libi: Did you hear me? I said the coast is clear
Janis: You’ve not spoken to her, not that you should
Janis: you know social media can be total bullshit, or at least partial, it’s still best for the situation if Case stays away
Libi: I know she’d struggle to use it if he’d broken her arm
Libi: or worse
Janis: I didn’t say he’d done anything that bad, I didn’t specify because I can’t but he’s not in a state you’d want to see him in, any of you
Libi: I don’t want to see him at all, I wanna see you
Janis: And you will, tomorrow, like you would anyway if Bobby hadn’t called you over
Janis: have you told mum you’re staying over?
Libi: Yeah, cos I do this thing where I bother letting people know where I am
Janis: Um alright, I did
Janis: you’ve studied the note, allegedly
Libi: You didn’t pick up when I rang, since when’s that something we’re trialling?
Janis: It’s been super fucking hectic, it wasn’t intentional or part of a plan, obviously
Libi: Alright, you didn’t intentionally scare the shit out of me, that’s fine then
Janis: Libs, I’m sorry
Janis: what do you want me to do? ‘Cos I can’t answer earlier now
Libi: Case’ll come home if you tell him to, you could do that
Janis: He needs looking after right now, you’re gonna be piss tired for school already if you went to bed now, never mind by the time we got in
Janis: it makes no odds, we’d talk even less if I had to bring him back when he doesn’t want to be there, you know that
Libi: It makes no odds to you, Jim wouldn’t say that, I’m not saying it
Janis: Seriously? That’s not fair
Libi: It’s not fair that Case kicks off at his girlfriend and you not only give him a free pass but you offer him a lift to wherever he fancies going
Janis: You don’t know what happened, or what went on between them, you reckon you’ve pieced it together from her socials but that’d only be one side and it’s still not even gonna be her full story, if at all true
Janis: He’s upset
Libi: It’s the same story all the time, whatever happens or whatever goes on between him and whoever he has a go at, you take his side
Janis: Why would you take the side of a random girl you don’t know over someone you’ve known nearly your entire life?
Janis: That makes no sense
Libi: You said it, I’ve known him almost my entire life
Janis: That’s a fucked up thing to say
Libi: It’s true, what else do you want me to say?
Janis: Are you not even slightly concerned how he is
Libi: I don’t know
Janis: It doesn’t matter, I’m here and he’s safe, pass that on to the other two, if they decide they’re bothered
Libi: You need to talk to Jim, he’s really bothered you haven’t done that
Janis: I put all I could in the note, you can tell him we’ve talked, then I’ll talk to him when I’m back
Libi: If you’re making me your messenger, you have to tell me things
Janis: Well I have, plenty
Libi: I’ve known you my entire life
Janis: You don’t need to hear everything, it’s either not mine to tell or not yours to be told
Janis: you aren’t stupid, you know that this is delicate
Libi: I’m not stupid, I know why it’s you he runs to every time
Libi: and how it makes a shit idea worse
Janis: And it isn’t surprising, none of you have seemed even vaguely concerned how he is, he’s not stupid either, who else is he going to go to when things like this happen
Libi: It’s not like I’ve said I want him to go to Ian’s, or I would ever say that, but I’m sick of things like this happening
Libi: why is that bad?
Janis: We all are
Janis: that doesn’t mean ignoring it will fix anything though, from any of us
Libi: Don’t ignore me again, okay?
Libi: I thought… everything… every shitty thing there is to 💭
Janis: I wasn’t but I’m sorry that your head was there
Janis: I will make sure I reply quicker, even if it’s just a 👍 so you know I’m not being held hostage
Libi: Or in the morgue, unless someone who works there has a very fucked up sense of humour
Janis: You don’t need to worry about me, nothing bad happens to me, ever
Janis: well blessed
Libi: You just don’t want me to end up in your place on the slab, I get it, but I’m blessed with an inhaler, so don’t worry either
Janis: 14 is too young, even by our family’s shit luck, kid
Libi: My birthday’s soon 🥳
Janis: I know, ‘scuse me for betting on you not dying before you got to it even
Libi: 😏
Janis: Subtle hint not needed, you’ll get your 🎁 on time, girl
Libi: What is it?
Libi: and how’s that for subtle?
Janis: as a sledgehammer
Libi: 😤 Bobs won’t tell me either
Janis: He better not, you only get the one a year, don’t fuck it up
Libi: Promise you’ll be back tomorrow
Janis: Promise, I have to talk to him in person, already told you
Libi: I do care, slightly, if Case is okay or not… 🤏
Janis: He’ll be okay but it’s no secret he hasn’t been, for a while
Janis: it’ll all get sorted, promise that too, whilst I’m at it
Libi: It’s no secret she’s a… well, you know, without me needing to fully victim blame the girl in writing
Janis: Yeah, we don’t need to worry about her no more
Janis: She was a mistake, fair to say
Libi: And a catalyst, for something he was always gonna do
Janis: You can’t just ignore things forever and act like that means they’re dealt with
Libi: Right
Janis: I’ll see you tomorrow then
Libi: Try and get some sleep yourself, you must be loads tired-er than me
Janis: Pretty knackered but adrenaline works wonders
Janis: I will do though
Libi: Goodnight, I’m the most glad you’re okay
Janis: Of course I am, go have some sweet dreams yeah
Libi: I’ll do my best
Janis: You can tell either of them any of this, by the way, none of it’s need to know
Libi: Bobs’ll probably read it
Janis: 👋 like
Libi: I’d wake him up to, but that’ll take longer than it will you to fall asleep
Janis: about right
Janis: 🥿 usually works but save that for when it’s worth deploying
Libi: I don’t need telling what works, tah, I know everything that does
Janis: 😏
Libi: Maybe I’ll chuck a shoe at you though, next time you pull a move like this
Janis: because I do, all the time, just for fun, like
Libi: It’s a first, I’m not assuming it’s the last time too, like we’ve both said, I’m not stupid
Janis: I wouldn't promise otherwise but
Janis: it isn’t how I plan to deal with things, on the whole
Libi: You’d get called the worst role model again, if nothing else
Janis: You’re smart enough not to need one
Libi: Have you forgotten what 14 is like? I still need you
Janis: Not to tell you what to do, you’re much smarter than I was at that age
Libi: I don’t know about that, I didn’t feel smart today
Janis: Yeah but you didn’t do anything dumb about it, however bad it felt
Janis: you stayed put and it paid off
Libi: I would’ve gone anywhere he wanted me to, further than you, for longer, and cared less about it
Janis: You didn’t want him to feel as shit as you did
Libi: But it wouldn’t have been smart, the search party would be massive, and all FUMING
Janis: Alright, princess, I get it 👑
Libi: Another reason I need you around, you get it, so many other people think it’s weird how much I’d do for that boy
Janis: You’ve known each other forever, it’s family by choice, not blood, it makes it more important
Libi: Yeah
Janis: I understand
Libi: It’s something I could build sweet dreams from anyway
Janis: You know you can tell me anything, whenever you need to
Libi: Ooh, I love how cryptic that was
Libi: the NERVE to say I’m not subtle and then say that
Janis: Ha, you know what I’m saying perfectly well
Janis: some thing you might not want to share with Bobby, or can’t
Libi: We had the same puberty talk at school, they aren’t allowed to split us by gender any more
Janis: Cheek, they didn’t do that when I had it a few years prior, you cow
Libi: 👑
Janis: 🙄😘
Libi: *🥱😴
Janis: Piss off then, I ain’t taking the blame for you falling asleep in lessons
Libi: You could write me a note, you’re not at all crap at it, like
Janis: Only if it’s to Lucas otherwise I can’t be bothered
Libi: No girl is falling asleep in an English lesson
Janis: Hmm, riveting, ain’t he
Libi: He wishes, but instead, it’s too dangerous
Libi: I’m not ending up duct taped into the back of his [a shit car idk but you would cos of Ali and Billie] cos Case was upset by his breakup, tah very much
Janis: That’s really helpful, tah
Janis: no need to be quite so cinematic about it
Libi: I can’t help it if his idea of an after school club is making a snuff film in his garage
Janis: I’m well aware, the preview was enough
Libi: Shh, you’ll ruin my dreams now all this talk of sir
Janis: Go to bed, he wouldn’t mess with you, he’s not quite that dumb, however creepy
Libi: See you tomorrow
Libi: oh and I love you
Janis: Love ya Libs
Libi: Necessary last words if either of us get kidnapped and murdered
Janis: 🤞🤞
Libi: [The way she would have to be dragged out of this house by Casey for this dog walk is just reminding me of her throwing herself at him drunkenly and being dramatically pushed off cos it’s all so physical, I’m FINE]
Bobby: [When neither of you has any clue what’s going on just that it’s clearly bad and there’s nothing you can do about that and also there’s a random dog, for no reason at all, like hello]
Bobby: Are you okay
Libi: [when you don’t reply for ages because you’re too busy having a full go at Casey because like we said in the OG coats or not JC are literally covered in lovebites and Libi is not stupid, but she’s not signing any of this convo which is rude and so unlike her because she just automatically would to the point it’s clear she has to make the effort to not]
Libi: No
Libi: you?
Bobby: Did he hurt you, when we were getting out the door
Bobby: I didn’t see, I was looking at them and then
Libi: I don’t think so
Libi: or not enough for me to care right now
Bobby: That’s something
Bobby: 1 thing
Libi: I’m sorry
Bobby: Why would you be, you’re the only one who doesn’t need to be
Libi: that you had to ask me if I’m hurt cos I wouldn’t just go and it meant he had to touch me, that I left you out of having a go at him when it’s you who has the right to not me, that I didn’t push Jan harder last night to find out what the fuck was happening
Libi: so many reasons
Bobby: I don’t wanna talk to him no more than he does me
Libi: I’m never talking to her again, she said I wasn’t stupid and then made such a fool of me, of all of us
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enchanted
she/her pronouns
summary: y/n and vinnie had liked each other for months until a new girl comes along.
warnings: angst, swear words
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y/n l/n and vinnie hacker; the rumored upcoming couple of tik tok.
after commenting on each other’s posts, flirting and teasing each other, their long awaited collab sent the entire internet into a spiral.
y/n and vinnie knew of each other’s feelings. how could they not? the constant touching, teasing, flirtatious behavior. they were drawn together.
everyone knew it too. the biggest influencer ship as of 2021, as stated on tik tok and twitter.
“vinnie, don’t you dare!” y/n gasped. the blond had picked her up, a wicked grin on his face as he got dangerously close to the pool.
“i swear, i’ll kick your ass!” y/n shouted, trying to squirm out of his reach. “tempting,” vinnie laughed.
vincent took a chance and jumped. y/n fell out of his arms as they hit the water, both coming up for air. “you’re dead, hacker!” y/n laughed, shoving vinnie underwater.
that was four months ago. y/n still smiles at the memory, until it becomes sour. a painful aching in her heart makes her stomach hurt as she can’t stop reliving the memories that took place a few weeks later.
y/n was in love with the blond. cliche, yes. but she couldn’t help it. his captivating smile, amazing personality, gorgeous looks. she fell hard.
of course, all good things end at some point.
that was until she came along. alex had introduced her to the hype house, saying she was thinking about joining.
y/n had her legs resting on vinnie’s lap, him drawing circles on her calves until alex came walking in. the way vinnie quickly pushed y/n’s legs off made her heart drop.
she was absolutely stunning. long blonde hair, gorgeous blue eyes, slim body. y/n was even captivated by her.
she introduced herself as sarah and y/n knew she was done for. the way vinnie hugged her a little longer then he should have.
that was the first thing that did it for y/n. second was when he began cancelling their plans last minute, until he eventually just started standing her up.
y/n waited patiently at the restaurant, her leg bouncing anxiously as she picked at her finger nails. vinnie was 15 minutes late.
15 minutes soon turned into 45 until she realized he wasn’t coming.
y/n laid in her bed, a black hoodie covering her hair as some random movie played in the background. she despised how she still loved vinnie, even if she heard from him two times a week.
obviously, their lack of posting with each other quickly caused their fans to be suspicious. however, vinnie only posted sarah once (and it wasn’t even her full face).
y/n couldn’t help but let her thoughts roam about it. was he ashamed? embarrassed? he posted y/n more than that. maybe he was using her?
she went back to the video every few days, reading the comments. barely any of them supported it, and everyone picked up that it wasn’t y/n.
it was vinnie driving his rx7 with sarah’s tan legs in the background.
user3455: that ain’t y/n yall
vinniesfan20373: what happened with y/n :(
user0653: who the hell is that
y/n couldn’t help but feel… proud that everyone didn’t support them. selfish, she knows, but she can’t help it. vinnie hacker broke her heart.
y/n clicked on an audio, beginning the recording.
after setting a timer, she quickly got up from her bed and set in on her dresser. “please don’t be in love with someone else,” she folded her body as she danced.
petty, maybe. but she needed to vent. after adding the text, “we were never dating, idc what he does. also me:” she posted it without any hashtags.
within seconds, she already got hundreds of likes. her 11.2 million followers quickly got the video out. within two hours it had a million views.
y/n clicked on the comments.
y/nfan: this is about vinnie huh :(
user5057261: here for u bae <33
vinniehacker: :/
usedbag3937: @/vinnie you fumbled big time💀
hypehouse383728: miss u and vin 🥺
a ding caused y/n to feel her stomach twist in knots.
vin <3: can we talk?
y/n: come over
fifteen minutes later a knock on her apartment door caught her attention. opening the door, she sucked in a deep breath. vinnie looked… different.
he got more tattoos, his hair was longer. okay, maybe not that different, but it felt different.
“hi…”
“hey…”
-
vinnie and y/n awkwardly moved to the house.
“listen, y/n. i came here because i need to apologize for how i treated you. i guess-“ vinnie took a deep breath.
“i guess i was scared because i was so fucking in love with you. i needed a distraction- and as horrible as that sounds to both you and sarah-“
“vincent-“
“please, y/n. it absolutely terrified me that i actually had all i wanted in a partner, and i wussed out and ran away. i’ve changed and i’m so fucking sorry. i miss you so much,” vinnie was practically in tears as his lip quivered.
y/n felt her own bottom lip quivering, tears threatening to fall. “you broke my heart, vinnie. i was- fuck i still am- so in love with you. and you just left me for the next model girl that walked in,” y/n heard her voice break as she cried.
vinnie had tears rolling down his face. he took y/n’s hands in his own, trying to comfort himself and her in this vulnerable moment.
“i’m so sorry i treated you like shit. you didn’t deserve that,” vinnie said.
“i want you, y/n. i’m so ready to treat you like how you need and deserve to be treated, like the fucking goddess you are.”
y/n swallowed. did she want this?
“i need time, vinnie. i’m open to talking again- but how do i know you’re not gonna do this again?” she asked.
“i understand. i’ll prove to you i’m so ready for you, and i’m willing to wait forever if that’s how long you need. i love you, y/n. you’re worth whatever wait.”
that’s what y/n needed to hear in that moment.
“i’m so glad we met,” she sobbed. she pulled vinnie in tightly, cherishing the way she felt to be back in his strong and safe embrace.
“i’m forever grateful for you, y/n. it was hell to not have you in my life. i didn’t know what i had until it was gone.”
“i love you, vin.”
“i love you, y/n.”
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