#cats vs christmas trees

[themonkeycabal]

Christmas tree is up, And Buddy is delighted.

[leighlew3]

I just…

[sylvanium]

Hi, Luna here.

It's true, we might kill Christmas Trees.

But we look so cute doing it.

Mom has a fake one, because I eat all the plants.

And plastic ornaments so they don't break, when I knock them down.

I am the gravity tester after all.

Gravity still works. You're welcome.

Happy Catmas, you pawsome cat parent. You got this.

Oh my. I did not expectet this, but it surely made my day. Thank you for this!

Happy Catmas, my cat-loving fellow! May the fake trees and unbreakable ornaments survive to be useful for next year. And may our pawsome cats tolerates us for even longer. <3

[beagleboyy]

It’s physically impossible to have a cat and a Christmas tree existing in the same space at the same time.

[imagine-mokey]

This delightful solo story of George Harrison is a comedy.

It's Christmas time, and the tree is all set up at the Harrison house. However, George Harrison's cat Smokey, is under the impression the tree is her personal toy.

Beatle versus Cat!

[09lover]

@mulberriesandtea vs @burstvoid

propagandas under the cut!!

MULBERRIESANDTEA / 04DISSECTION

PROPAGANDA FOR KRIS MULBERRIESANDTEA also known as 04dissection

Do you want to see somrjing beautiful? Do you want to rest your eyes a bit after scrolling throufh this dull tumblr dash filled with all sorts of unhinged things. Or mayhaps you jsut opened your tumvlr app after a long day of seeing enough in the real world. I got you.

Look at this pretty blog. Warm, welcoming, soothing color palette. They have a very aeathetically pleasant tagging system on top of that. Okay but this is only the mobile version.

Look at this SICK desktop version. It can be warm and tender but it can be absolutely FUNKY. The decoration of this blog perfectly captures the personality of this multifaceted individual. As you see their blog is also surrounded with muu which may influence your decision in different ways however it's undoubted that their dedication is truly impressive and inspiring for the whole fandom. Stare at it for long enough snd you can feel the growing urge to decorate your entire blog around your fsvorite character.

They also have CAT(!) and can send us cat pixtures. A splendid example that will render you speechless:

their other talents include, but are not limited to:

🔥 DRAWING

✏️ MAKING MILGRAM ANALYSIS

❣️ BEING DEDICATED TO MILGRAM WOMEN

🔎 CREATING THEIR OCGRAM

📍 MAKING THE PHONEGRAM DRAWING THAT LED TO THE MILGRAM SMART FRIDGE MEME. Can you imagine? If not for Kris' art achievements we might jave never had that ezxtrmeely impoetant part of the milgramblr daily life. Their input to our culture is inseparable and incomparable.

Takr this all in mind and vote for kris mulberriesandtea 04dissection ONLY TOMORROW! (or today i guess depending on when this will be posyed)

— PROPAGANDA BY TSUMI!!

+ https://youtu.be/WhtpH3BciDY?si=7y1m7EZxt0s4Vxqw

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BURSTVOID

PROPAGANDA FOR PUPA BURSTVOID

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— PROPAGANDA ALSO BY TSUMI!!

and that is all, enjoy your voting for round 1.

[tantlisart]

Hi everyone!

I think it's time for me to make a pinned post. In any case, I need a list of the main posts.🧾

- I draw fanarts for The Legend of Drizzt, Baldur's Gate 3 (maybe some other fantasy things I like).

- I take requests

- Thanks a lot for the likes and reposts!✨

Posts:

RIZZEN with a mustache (this is canon)

Rizzen 2

Dragon MEME Dragon MEME - Gromph edition Jarlaxle's Hat Party Gif

mini version of Gromph Gromph "really don't want to die" Baerne

Christmas tree in Bregan D'aerthe hard party

Kimmuriel and Rai-guy:

kiss Sketch dump Everybody knows do not like it

Grandma Drow:

Grandma Drow was an NPC Grandma Drow vs surface elf

Grandma Drow in her youth

cattiу-brie cat gif

Modern Jarlaxle and Kimmuriel

Sunday Kimmuriel

Kimmuriel in the fighting game

Sketch of naked drows

Modern Jarlaxle and Kimmuriel

modern Gromph

Jarlaxle in red

Zaknafein

Commission for stella-bo-bella Character Viridiana and Jarlaxle

Art trade with princefleabitten Character- Faeryl

BG3:

Characters Dammon "flying heads"Dammon

grumpy wizard ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つdammon Our camp needs a blacksmith

Best party maker

neil newbon and swen vincke

My favorite Disney villain Halsin!

Cupid Astarion Dead nurse

kar'niss Kar'niss and Dolly Thrice

[angreav]

Cat vs. Christmas Tree 🎄

Who will win???😹🤔😹

@glendathegoodone @moosemittens23 @ms-cellanies @russalex, @ladyoftheteaandblood @starynighty

[south-park-polls]

South Park Song Tournament!

[also check out @votemattrey’s South Park 25th anniversary concert tournament on their blog!! <3]

I am aware the creators made an official song tournament, but i didn’t hear about it until after it was already over so I have decided to make one of my own!

This is very self-indulgent and there are a lot of south park songs to think of, especially if you include covers (which i have decided to do) so I am likely very biased in which songs i have chosen.

I have narrowed it down to 128 songs to start to give an easy number for a tournament, but if I haven’t included your favourite song feel free let me know in the notes, reblogs or tags and I will make sure to add it to the list.

Please don’t worry about whether requesting songs will interfere with the tournament numbers! I have plans to give second chances to the closest losers to ensure that there is never an odd number of songs going into the next round :)

The songs I have decided to put in the tournament are as follows:

South Park Theme Song

I'm Gonna Make Love to You, Woman - Cartman Gets an Anal Probe

Hot Lava - Volcano

Love Gravy - An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig

Make Love, Even When I'm Dead - Pinkeye

The Lonely Jew on Christmas - Mr Hankey the Christmas Poo

Waitin' On a Woman - Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut

Simultaneous - Summer Sucks

Chocolate Salty Balls - Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls

Cheesy Poofs Theme Song - Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods

Underpants Gnomes Work Song - Gnomes

Getting Gay With Kids - Rainforest Schmainforest

I Hate You Guys - Jakovasaurs

Sexual Harassment Panda - Sexual Harassment Panda

Shelly, Shelly - Cat Orgy

Turds! - Cat Orgy

Mr Hankey the Christmas Poo - Mr Hankey's Christmas Classics

Carol of the Bells - Mr Hankey's Christmas Classics

Christmas Medley - Mr Hankey's Christmas Classics

O Tannenbaum - Mr Hankey's Christmas Classics

Christmas Time in Hell - Mr Hankey's Christmas Classics

Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel - Mr Hankey's Christmas Classics

I Saw Three Ships - Mr Hankey's Christmas Classics

Merry Fucking Christmas - Mr Hankey's Christmas Classics

O Holy Night - Mr Hankey's Christmas Classics

Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas - Mr Hankey's Christmas Classics

Timmy and the Lords of the Underworld - Timmy 2000

Fingerbang - Something You Can Do With Your Finger

Wendy's Audition Song - Something You Can Do With Your Finger

Third Grade Memories - Fourth Grade

The Prostitute Song - Fat Camp

Circle of Poo - A Very Crappy Christmas

Why Can't I Be Like All the Other Kids - Here Comes the Neighbourhood

It's Butters! - Butters' Very Own Episode

Montage - Asspen

Sea People and Me - The Simpsons Already Did It

The Ballad of Lemmiwinks - The Death Camp of Tolerance

My Future Self n Me - My Future Self n Me

Poo-Choo Train - Red Sleigh Down

Bleeding Heart Rock Protest Song vs. Pro War Country Song - I'm a Little Bit Country

Make a Run for the Border - Fat Butt and Pancake Head

Taco Flavoured Kisses - Fat Butt and Pancake Head

Jesus Baby - Christian Rock Hard

Faith + 1 Album - Christian Rock Hard

Casa Bonita - Casa Bonita

Joseph Smith Was Called a Prophet - All About Mormon

Cigarettes All Hidey Lidey Day - Butt Out

Follow the Only Road - It's Christmas in Canada

French Canada - It's Christmas in Canada

Let's Fighting Love - Good Times with Weapons

My Robot Friend - AWESOM-O

My Wishing Tree - The Jeffersons

The Future Begins With You and Me - Goobacks

Vote or Die! - Douche and Turd

I've Got Some Apples - Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset

Christmas Time is Once a Year - Woodland Critter Christmas

Make It Right - The Death of Eric Cartman

Love Lost Long Ago - Follow That Egg!

We Can Live Together - Ginger Kids

Trapped in the Closet - Trapped in the Closet

Hey People, You Gotta Drive Hybrids Already - Smug Alert!

Who's Got the Greatest Mom In The World? - Tsst

Dawg's Crew Theme Song - Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy

Hippitus Hoppitus - Fantastic Easter Special

California Loves the Homeless - Night of the Living Homeless

I've Got a Golden Ticket - Le Petit Tourette

Imagination Song - Imaginationland

Canada on Strike - Canada on Strike

My Internet Done Up and Went Away - Over Logging

Super Fun Time - Super Fun Time

You Gotta Do What You Wanna Do - Elementary School Musical

Burn Down Hot Topic - The Ungroundable

I've Got a Ring on My Finger - The Ring

Queef Free - Eat, Pray, Queef

Gay Fish - Fishsticks

Somalian Pirates We - Fatbeard

Poker Face - Whale Whores

Minorities at my Water Park - Pee

Lake Tardicaca Hula Gal - Crippled Summer

You and Cthulhu - Mysterion Rises

Cafeteria Fraiche - Crème Fraiche

Vunter Slaush Kapushkuh - Crack Baby Athletic Association

Work Mexican Work - The Last of the Meheecans

Lemmiwinks vs Wikileaks - Bass to Mouth

Put That Heart to Work - Broadway Bro Down

Out of My Shell - Broadway Bro Down

I'm Not the Poorest Kid in School - The Poor Kid

The Jewelry Polka - Cash For Gold

Make Bullying Kill Itself - Butterballs

Jackin' it in San Diego - Butterballs

I Swear - Cartman Finds Love

The Ballad of James Cameron - Raising the Bar

It's a Beautiful Day - World War Zimmerman

A Chorus of Wieners - A Song of Ass and Fire

Princess Kenny Theme - A Song of Ass and Fire

My Bitch Ain't No Hobbit - The Hobbit

Push (Feeling Good on a Wednesday) - The Cissy

The Tale of Craig's Mom's Bush - The Magic Bush

PC Chant - Stunning and Brave

Where Has My Country Gone - Where My Country Gone

The Yelper Special (Boogers and Cum) - You're Not Yelping

In My Safe Space - Safe Space

The Ballad of Tweek and Craig - Tweek x Craig

Let's Come Together As a School - Douche and a Danish

Give Life A Try - Put It Down

Put It Down - Put It Down

They Got Me Locked Up In Here - Hummels & Heroin

Barbershop Quartet - Hummels & Heroin

A Witch Pursuit Thing - Sons A Witches

Faith In Christ - A Boy And A Priest

Unfulfilled - Unfulfilled

Colorado Town - Bike Parade

Go Strong Woman, Go - Board Girls

I Love You Social Distancing - The Pandemic Special

Mountain Town - South Park: Biggger, Longer & Uncut

Uncle Fucka - South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut

It's Easy Mmkay - South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut

Blame Canada - South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut

Kyle's Mom's a Bitch - South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut

What Would Brian Boitano Do - South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut

Up There - South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut

La Resistance - South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut

I Can Change - South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut

I'm Super - South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut

Mountain Town (Reprise) - South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut

We Are Living in the Future - South Park: Post Covid: The Return of Covid

We Missed You Randy - South Park: The Streaming Wars

I Got Cred, Bitches - South Park (Not Suitable For Children)

Hope you all enjoy the tournament and may the best south park song win!

[uchidachi]

Welcome to the Meme Cat Tournament!

With your host: Millie the Mustache Cat!

We're pitting the finest memetic cats against each other in five rounds of tumblr poll bracketeering. The tag to follow is #meme cat tournament. Round 1 will be broken up into four days of voting, (to avoid spamming everyone)

Round 1, Northwest region:

Let me show you my pokemans vs Bat country

Car Cat vs Christmas tree tail kitten

Hover Cat vs Going to Narnia brb

Smudge the cat vs Beluga cat

Please reblog this post so more people can see and vote in the tournament! And/or reblog your favorite matchups to try and sway the voting! Have fun!!!

[tea-with-evan-and-me]

Cats vs Christmas trees are my favourite videos 🤣 Please post your cats reaction to it lol!

so far all he did was bite the branches after i scolded him 😂 stay tuned…

here’s koya attacking my foot today because he’s a little bastard

[ladymalchav]

*Orange and white cat

[tammyfeabakker]

Cats vs Christmas tree 🎄

[scribeoffate]

sciles + holiday disaster🥰

Stiles glares at his nemesis.

Her yellow eyes are all-knowing. Her black fur is shiny, pristine as though she's had nothing to do but groom herself for days. The smug look on her feline face suggests what Stiles already knows, this is all her fault.

"Pickles." He glares at the offender and she casually licks a paw and brushes it against her ear.

That, of course, is the exact moment Scott's key turns in the doorway. Stiles turns toward it as he walks in and takes in the disaster that their living room has become.

Pickles walks over and threads through his legs like nothing is wrong.

Like Stiles isn't tangled in a vine of Christmas lights. Like the tree isn't tipped over on its side, just barely not crushing the box of ornaments beside it.

Scott reaches down and scritches Pickles' head. She meows smugly.

"What happened?" Scott steps further inside and closes the door behind him.

"I just wanted to surprise you," Stiles says quietly.

Scott's smile is worth being tangled in Christmas lights forever. His gentle touch as he helps Stiles get free is worth him petting the cat first. Almost.

Request a Ficlet

For more about Stiles vs. Pickles check out Foundations

[donnerpartyofone]

last night during a bout of insomnia i spent a long time going through that dalle2 blog, and i learned some really troubling things about what people are using it for. i mean, they trouble me anyway. i'm a little leery of feeding the AIs in general, but it seems obvious to me that the best use of them is to get them to do something insane and hilarious, to prompt them to do or say something really surreal or dadaist. they're good when they surprise you, and boring or actively worrisome when they're completely coherent, or when they make what looks exactly like the kind of corporate clip art that zillions of anonymous, underpaid artists have been making for years. right? but what i learned from scrolling through that blog is that there's a whole lot of people who

a) want the AI to make things that are ONLY cute or cool, b) treat this like a competitive activity, and c) think that whatever the AI makes out of their cute or cool prompt is, like, something they maintain personal authorship of (i guess that's the mentality of the whole #myedit thing, where you pretend to be creatively responsible for a preexisting image by just cropping it slightly, or something, but ANYWAY that's another can of worms).

if you basically prefer adorableness, or badassness, to wild psychedelic absurdities, then you are just a radically different type of person from me, which is what it is. "it takes all kinds". but i can't help feeling like if you have the opportunity to ask a robot to make you anything you want, anything you can possibly imagine wanting to see, and you can't do any better than "kitties under a christmas tree", then you have a problem. and then if the AI didn't make your kitties as adorable as you were hoping, and you are compelled to go to the trouble of making a self-pitying meme that says "their AI art vs. my AI art" showing a perfectly realistic cat like from a hallmark card next to a deranged-looking pseudo-kitty plus a sobbing emoji to show how sad you are that your version isn't completely bland and normal...well, i think you might be missing part of your soul, and furthermore i think you may have lost it to that fandom mentality where everybody is painstakingly imitating the same art style to compete with each other for who can make the most familiar, unsurprising, unprovocative, anonymous thing possible. i think that if the most outrageous thing you can think of asking an AI to make for you is like, a dragon flying over a castle, or a boy wizard, or the fucking millennium falcon--something you've seen thousands of times before--and you're delighted when the result looks exactly like every single crappy commercial version of that idea ever made, then something is fucking wrong with you. even the guys who are trying way too hard to be funny and "weird" are in better shape, because at least they're trying to have new experiences.

but don't worry too much if i'm describing you, because no matter what kind of boring overexposed garbage you're making the AI imitate to satisfy your stifling fantasy of endless sameness, you're still better than the guy who just keeps asking it for different pictures of their fursona. like if the singularity comes and our technology decides to rise up and wipe us out, that's going to be the exact reason why.

[sylvanium]

Get Ready For Christmas When You Are NOT In The Mood, ft. 2022:

my mom: non-planned baking a shit ton of candy, huffing and puffing how she hates that, while listening to Abba and Depeche Mode on full volume

my sister: cleaning the house like crazy, no music, just True Crime podcast and hundreds of episodes of F.R.I.E.N.D.S., lighting up a ginger spice-scented candle with a 'BURN IN HELL' inscription

me: packing gifts in goofy dinosaur paper and baking cookies for the whole family, decorating the batch of gingerbread (so we have a Stripper, a Borat and two Mortally injured gingerbreads because no one was watching me) while listening to old-school power metal band Axxis and my ultimate Christmas song 'All I Want For Christmas Is Beautiful People’, mentally preparing myself for another chapter of cats vs. Christmas tree 2022 edition

me: “Okay. This is fine.”