#catra locks

[elainiisms]

lesbians who are just off the rails crazy insane... very dear to me

[gideonsgirldick]

I just realized that The Locked Tomb series would be waaaay more popular than it is right now if one or both of the leads were male cause people go nuts for hogwarts esc houses, enemy's to lovers romance, and lore as deep as my fingers in your mom.

Someone please talk to me about this I am genuinely out raged.

[tanis-zed]

*Harrowhark and Catra, in a therapist waiting room*

Harrow: Let me see if I have this right. Your girlfriend is a jock you’ve known as long as you can remember, wields a large sword, is supernaturally durable, and has a truly unhealthy attitude towards self-sacrifice that she refuses to acknowledge?

Catra: Yep. Yours?

Harrow: Add in a twisted messianic aspect and it’s spot on.

Catra: Yeah, my girlfriend has that too.

Harrow: …Let us pray our girlfriends never meet. They’d either try to kill each other or become insufferable best friends.

*Gideon and Adora, in a different therapist’s waiting room*

Adora: Soo… your girl.

Gideon: Yeah?

Adora: Childhood friend?

Gideon: Yop.

Adora: Anger issues?

Gideon: Kinda.

Adora: Tried to kill you?

Gideon: Loads of times.

Adora: Kidnapped by an immortal space tyrant after your big dramatic sacrifice?

Gideon: More or less.

Adora: Uh huh. Mental health problems?

Gideon: You have NO IDEA.

Adora: …Wanna get drinks after our appointments? I know a sports bar nearby that has women’s rugby on all the time.

Gideon: I don’t know what rugby is, but I’m game.

[queen-lotti3]

[misrepresentedmorallygrey]

Ianthe Propaganda

Catra Propaganda

[badass-queer-couples-battle]

Round 3, poll 3, bracket B

Propaganda for Catradora: "They spend the majority of the show as enemies, but they resolve their differences at the end and get to be gay and fight together again. They're both child soldiers so they're already good fighters as is, and Adora gets a magic destiny that makes her even stronger! They save the universe from a fascist cult leader! :D"

"Fought each other now fight alongside"

Propaganda for Griddlehark here

[joseline-woodhouse]

I love characters that are just straight up bad people, so I am making a pole of all the worst characters that I genuinely enjoy reading/watching.

Vote on whom you love most for being the absolute worst.

I tag @inkstainsandstars @earlgay-tea @willandjem @blacknedsoul-blog @if-it-isnt-toni -and anyone who wants to- to do a poll like this as well and tag 5 people.

Quote from my current favourite:

"Honey, stop telling people things are going to be fine. Things are, I can promise you, not going to be fine. Things are, frankly, going to be antonyms of fine." - Ianthe Tridentarius, Nona the Ninth by Tamsyn Muir

[flints-silver]

Favorite wlw scary loser girl poll results!!

With over 5000 votes here is the ranking! 

1. Catra (19%)

2. Jinx (16%)

3. Harley Quinn (15%)

4. Harrowhark (14%)

5. Villanelle (13%)

6. Faith Lehane (8%)

7. Ianthe (6%) (art by @marceline2174)

8. Jennifer Check (6%)

9. Misty Quigley (3%)

[dioneyesuus]

my ao3 cake (no hate to the original poster read the filth you wanna read)

[mini-minish]

characters i want to put in a jar and shake violently (+ potato harvest version)

[kikuism]

need more pathetic cringefail emo girls and kuudere girls in my media if im being so honest

[tanis-zed]

You know, between Jinx, Catra, and Harrowhark I’m starting to think I have a type, and that type is mean skinny nerds that could kill me.

[sleeplessgoldfinchfixation]

Alecto is Adora and Harrow is Catra and Gideon is Scorpia and I don’t make the rules but I am here to pull back the veil and stare into the dark truth that lies beyond, ok?

[oatmealaddiction]

Who are the sexy tumblr women tho?

[handwrittenhello]

Tumblr's Poorest Little Meow Meow

A poor little meow meow, by definition, must have three traits: soppingly wetly pathetic, squishy scrungly cute (or a similar attribute), and morally ambiguous. YOU will be voting for characters to win the title of

Poorest Wettest Saddest Littlest Meow Meow!

Character nominations were limited to one character per fandom and were crowdsourced.* Match-ups were made on a seeded basis according to character popularity, in the hopes of preventing a popularity contest from happening. Remember, it doesn't matter if they're your blorbo, we're trying to find the SADDEST and MOST ATROCIOUS little meow meow. Please evaluate how well they fill the attributes of a PLMM when you vote!

*If your poorest little meow meow didn't make the cut, sorry! Maybe we'll hold another round.

Polls will be held daily at noon EST. Here's the bracket. It's not fancy; nothing about this will be fancy. (These polls are just as pathetic as the characters they represent.)

All posts will be tagged #tumblr's plmm contest

Check below for a list of all poll posts:

Round One (Feb 3 noon EST)

Loki Laufeyson (Marvel) vs. Jiang Cheng (The Untamed) Prince Zuko (Avatar: The Last Airbender) vs. L (Death Note) Izzy Hands (Our Flag Means Death) vs. Father Paul (Midnight Mass) Vriska Serket (Homestuck) vs. Kaeya Alberich (Genshin Impact) Tenth Doctor (Doctor Who) vs. Joel Miller (The Last of Us) Jesse Pinkman (Breaking Bad) vs. Harrowhark Nonagesimus (The Locked Tomb) Derek Hale (Teen Wolf) vs. Kendall Roy (Succession) Anakin Skywalker (Star Wars) vs. Lestat de Lioncourt (Interview with the Vampire) Dream of the Endless (The Sandman) vs. Emet Selch (Final Fantasy XV) Howl Jenkins (Howl's Moving Castle) vs. Daemon Targaryen (House of the Dragon) Arthur Morgan (Red Dead Redemption 2) vs. Harry du Bois (Disco Elysium) Bruce Wayne aka RBattz (The Batman) vs. Villanelle (Killing Eve) Will Graham (Hannibal) vs. Seong Gi-hun (Squid Game) Jonathan Sims (The Magnus Archives) vs. Catra (She-Ra) Yennefer of Vengerberg (The Witcher) vs. Faith Lehane (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) Castiel (Supernatural) vs. Nandor the Relentless (What We Do in the Shadows)

Round Two (February 4 noon EST)

Loki Laufeyson (Marvel) vs. Prince Zuko (Avatar: The Last Airbender) Izzy Hands (Our Flag Means Death) vs. Vriska Serket (Homestuck) Tenth Doctor (Doctor Who) vs. Jesse Pinkman (Breaking Bad) Kendall Roy (Succession) vs. Anakin Skywalker (Star Wars) Dream of the Endless (The Sandman) vs. Howl Jenkins (Howl's Moving Castle) Harry du Bois (Disco Elysium) vs. Bruce Wayne (The Batman) Will Graham (Hannibal) vs. Jonathan Sims (The Magnus Archives) Yennefer of Vengerberg (The Witcher) vs. Castiel (Supernatural)

Round Three (February 5 noon EST)

Prince Zuko (Avatar: The Last Airbender) vs. Vriska Serket (Homestuck) Jesse Pinkman (Breaking Bad) vs. Anakin Skywalker (Star Wars) Harry du Bois (Disco Elysium) vs. Howl Jenkins (Howl's Moving Castle) Will Graham (Hannibal) vs. Castiel (Supernatural)

Round Four (February 6 noon EST)

Harry du Bois (Disco Elysium) vs. Will Graham (Hannibal) Vriska Serket (Homestuck) vs. Anakin Skywalker (Star Wars)

Final Round (February 7 noon EST)

Vriska Serket (Homestuck) vs. Harry du Bois (Disco Elysium)

The winner will be crowned on February 8. May the most sopping wet paper towel of a person win!

[theshipwars]

THE SHIP WARS ROUND THREE