#catnap just a sad boi.

[violetisderp]

Help. Me. PLEASE.

I WAS JUST DODDLING, IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A DODDLE PAGE.

That wasn't supposed to be caps. Oops.

The panel 1 (the bottem, i have numbers for you all) was the first doodle.. than it was supposed to be a mini comic with the first 3 panels at the top. But then I somhow made a mini 1 page comic. This.. takes place after the whole "prototype thing"

He dose genuinely forgive him tho, for some reason. I guess I like the power of friendship to much.

CatNap dose feel bad. In this one at least. He also dosnt expect DogDay to forgive him. He just wants him to know he's sorry for what he did. After he apologizes he just walks away, before DogDay can respond or do anything.

Poor bois. He's just very conflicted. For awhile. Then he talks to Bobby. And he thinks for awhile. Like afew days. And at night he finds the kitty. And they just chill and DogDay talks to him and stuff. They probably hug. Maybe. Idk.

Edit; CatNaps expressions are so hard to draw somtimes. He never stops smiling.. for-- some reason-- (I HAVENT DECIDED YET--)

[thatruerealmwalker]

What his reaction to that realization has me invested now.

He did do this to him after all.

he doesn't realize yet that he's dead

[keptkibbls]

Smiling Critters x Jsab Au

Sooooo- for anyone who doesn't know, I love jsab (Just Shapes and Beats) and since I like Smiling Critters too, I went on to do designs for them in a Jsab theme Au for em! It's still in development as I'm planning to include the rest of the toys in Poppy Playtime for the au as well! But have the main characters designs, which are the Smiling Critters!

To clarify

Dogday (P1), Hoppy(p2), Kickin(p3), and Crafty(p4) are the four main heroes of the story, in game known as the players.

Bobby (cube/sad boi), Bubba(Boat), and Picky(Heli) would pick the roles of the friends in the game.

While Catnap would be the main bad guy (Blixer).

That's all I have for now! As I mentioned, it's still in the works, I hope you like it :)

Also, have this art I made a while ago about this Au that I haven't posted it anywhere yet xd

[sillyandquest]

Y'all know the cardboard cutouts in Poppy Playtime?

I like to think that they're a small glimpse in those characters personalities, and what they would've been like if we'd been able to interact with them in-game. The cutouts also seem to indicate the sanity level of each Smiling Critter.

This'll be a long one, I'll see you at the end of you wanna read!

Spoilers:

Anyway, that means Bubba Bubbafant would've been outwardly friendly, yet still resentful of the player. He also might've been losing his sanity quickly, probably due to CatNap's gas.

"Hey! I remember you!.....An elephant always remembers!.......Want to know what I remember about you?........*Devolves into hysterical laughter/screams/glitches.*"

Had he been in the game as a Bigger Body experiment, I doubt he would go out of his way to help. He might've just hidden himself away like Kissy and Poppy, or fully lost it before he could try to help the player and got killed off.

Next is Kickin' Chicken. He's different in that he seems like he would've provided encouragement to the player, maybe even try and protect them.

"Wanna go outside and hang out?.... I've never been outside before.........Will you come with me? I'm scared.......Here, I'll step out first......*screams/glitches.*"

He also seems to have been killed off early, maybe he was even the first Critter to be killed. (He's embracing his inner Chica now-). I say this because, aside from DogDay, Kickin' Chicken seems the most sane in comparison to all the Critters.

CatNap's cut out doesn't have much other than breathing noises and snores that devolve into glitches.

Picky Piggy sounds sane, but I think she probably ate some of the other Critters. Probably Bubba Bubbafant, Kickin' Chicken, and Crafty Corn. If she could interact with the player, I think she'd be friendly at first before showing her true colors.

"Roast beef? Delicious!......Grilled chicken? Down the hatch!......Seared Elephant! Yum!......Flayed Unicorn? Mmmmm!.......Still hungry.....Hey, what do ya say you and I be friends?"

She definitely wouldn't have been helpful, and would've absolutely tried to eat the player.

I think Hoppy Hopscotch could've tried to help as a Bigger Body experiment, maybe a little pushy and impatient towards the player. Probably because she's desperate to escape.

"Wanna try hopping to the moon with me?.....On three with me!....1, 2, 3!...Heh, didn't get very far, did we?.....Listen, this won't stop until we make it to the moon!.....1, 2- No,no, don't look at your feet! None of that matters! Again! Again!.....Jump! JUUUU- *glitches out*"

She seemed to have a good heart and wanted to help but was likely taken out while escaping. I'd call her sane enough to be trusted, just desperate.

DogDay is certified best boy and definitely would've wanted to help you, even at the cost of his life/freedom. He knows this is a terrible place to be in and wants the player to leave as soon as possible.

"Go, go! As far as you can!......Why are you just standing there?.....You can't be here, you can't stay......*screams/glitches.*"

He knows he can't leave and encouraged the player go. He sounds sad when he speaks. Would likely be the last Critter to stick by the players side no matter what.

Crafty Corn up next! She seems very focused on painting and almost definitely killed someone because she was out of red.

"Pass me the blue please!.....Thanks! Now can you give me some red?.....Out? But we can't be out..... You're hiding more red from me......I know you are.....GIVE IT HERE *glitchy screams*

Yeah, I wouldn't really trust her. She'd be fine by herself or if the player gives her all the materials she asks for, but Crafty would've probably gotten agitated and attacked quickly.

Finally, Bobby Bearhug! She comes across as super loving, but also clingy and desperate for an escape. Sounding a little unhinged at times. If the player could've interacted with her, she might've clung to them, possibly even protected them if they convinced her that she could go with them.

"I love you to the moon and back!..... I'm crazy about you!.....I'm lost without you.....I've been lost a long time......Please, take me with you this time?.....You won't leave me, will you?!."

She sounds like she's lonely and craves companionship. Her cutout is actually the only one that doesn't end in glitches or screams so I think the player could've trusted her. She might've had a fragile mental state, but I don't think she would've tried to kill you.

Thanks for reading til the end! Stay safe!

[donutz]

Catnap x reader fluff Alphabet[1/8]

—☆You are a smiling critter in this, if u want to know which one(but don't know what animal or insect to pick) you could start out as a sheep!

Affection(How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)

— Before Catnap became the not so nice Catnap, he was very affectionate

— You would be by yourself and he would cuddle against you, he can get embarrassed but only when people(or toys) point it out

— He was an absolute sweetheart, and still somewhat is

— Before, he would rub his head against you, hold your hand, purr, y’know the way cats show affection

— Now, since he’s much bigger, he curls around you, he knocks over stuff right in front of you(to him that’s affection), he shows you the dead bodies of toys and humans, somehow that’s also how he shows it, it’s like a gift I guess??

— Like how cats bring their owners a dead mice

— He still purrs around you, but it’s a really distinct sound, you have to lean in a lot to hear it

Best friend(How would they be as a best friend? How would the friendship start?)

— Before, he would approach you from time to time and just stare, it’s kinda his way of saying hi

— Now, uhm.. Depending on how you acted before ‘it’ happened you would, A) Be dead or B) Be nearly dead, or not, depending if you’re a heretic to him

— Before, he would BARELLYYY approach you, and this is before! You have to do it yourself, he’s a silent kitten

— After, as in when he was a lot more distant from the other critters, it would start from you approaching him, he wouldn’t ever approach you 

Cuddles(Do they cuddle? How would they cuddle?)

—Yall, this a cat we’re talking about

— Of course he would! Not all cats like to cuddle but they do like resting on their owners lap for the rest of their life

— Especially when you’re sleeping!

— He would ask permission to, but that way is him just staring at you while you’re asleep

— It was happening so often that you had to just straight up tell him

— “Catnap”.

— “?”

— “If you ever want to cuddle up to me when I’m sleeping, you can do so. You don’t need to stare at me okay?”

— “Ok-ay”.

— You gave him a hug after that, no hard feelings!!

Domestic(Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)

— His name is Catnap, he loves settling down!

— While watching people!

— I wouldn’t recommend letting Catnap cook

— Especially since he’s flammable

— Some of you might get what I mean

— When it comes to cleaning? I’d say he’s decent. He kinda falls asleep or just stares at the floor and gets distracted

Ending(If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)

— Catnap is a little boy ^_^

— The only type of ‘break up’ is killing you or stop talking to you

Fiance(How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)

— I don’t know about the commitment part but!! ^_^

— In the, “Let’s get married when we’re older!” way, like child way, he would not mind having a child marriage

— Like little ring pops instead of rings that cost $1k!

Gentle(How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)

— Before, he would listen to anything you had to say! You’re sad? Tell him about it! If you want

— As gentle as possible physically, wouldn’t say it, but would do it, like he wouldn’t say he’d be as gentle with you as possible

— In front of others

— Now, he would listen, but if you’re riding on his back or something

— He needs to ‘take care’ of the place y’know?!

— Physically, he needs to try even harder to be gentle, like with his paws when he’s grabbing you

Hugs(Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)

— He gets a little confused, but he will 100% accept it!

— He will have a big smile on his face!

— He mainly does it when he’s tired, but if he does it randomly it will be a quick one, or a long one, but that’s pretty rare

— His hugs are very comforting! Especially when you’re sad

— His lavender scent is the best.

— One time it made you fall asleep when you guys were having a long hug

I love you(How fast do they say the L-word?)

— RARE, THAT IS SO RARE

— You try your hardest to record it

— Before, if someone said to say it to you, he’d get a little shy but say it quietly

— He says it out of nowhere!

— You’re never able to catch it :(

— Now? Uhh, It’d take a few minutes but he’d muster it out eventually

Jealousy(How jealous do they get? What do they do when they're jealous?)

— I saw this headcanon in where he’d get jealous unless it was with DogDay and I HIGHLY agree with that(creds to lovelybee666, if you’re reading this on Wattpad, they’re on Tumblr ^_^)

— He can get jealous, depending on how the other person or toy interacts with you

— If they’re all touchy, he’ll drag you away when they’re not looking

— Then he just stares at you as if saying, “Explain. Now.”

— He’s not thattt possessive but he can get reallyyyy jealous

— Then you’ll ‘explain’ and he’ll just chill with you for an hour or so before you can go back to them

Kisses(What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)

— Sooo since his mouth is permanently a smile I have no idea on how it happens

— But what I imagine is that he uses his top ‘lip’ and gives you a smooch like that

— He likes ‘kissing’ you on the cheek

— He sometimes ‘kisses’ you on the forehead but all you see(if you’re not closing your eyes) is just darkness

— He would like forehead kisses I think

— Makes him feel all special

— But after ‘it’, if you did do that he’d stand still for a sec then sit down and rub his gigantic head on you

Little ones(How are they around children?)

— Not in the ‘having kids way’ since it says little ones, but I don’t think he’d be very active with the kids

— Unless it’s time to sleep

— He’s like a night guard it’s kinda terrifying

Morning(How are mornings spent with them?)

— Catnap never knows if it’s morning.

— But there is kind of an alarm that ‘wakes him up’

— I know this isn’t morning like but he sleeps throughout the day

Night(How are nights spent with them?)

— Adding to what I said, he rarely sleeps at night

— But if he does, he’ll be so cuddly!

— It’s so cute

— He purrs in his sleep

Open(When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)

— He wouldn’t

— If you asked?

— You’d have to ask a lot, before and after the incident

— It will take a long while for him to open up about everything

— It’s like how games slowly make certain parts to it so they can reveal more lore

Patience(How easily angered are they?)

— Can get angry if you actually ignored him

— He just stares at you if he gets angry, if he’s angry because of you

— You can kinda see it in his eyes

— Like you could be mad at him for killing nearly all the smiling critters and just ignore him

— He will follow you wherever you go, then you pick you up by the back of the neck with his mouth(somehow) and take you to the thing that he knows will make you happy

— After a while, he’ll take you to his sleeping area, y’know(unless you don’t) the one that’s on the right of you before you meet Dogday

— And then it’s time to sleep

Quizzes(How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)

— Catnap will most likely remember everything about you

— His memory is very good

— You could mention your favorite color and he’ll remember it if you ask him, even 5 years later

— He'd rememeber every detail

Remember(What is their favorite moment in the relationship?)

— The time you still loved him even after the hour of joy.

Security(How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?)

— Very, he would see a tiny spike and use his paw to pry you away from it

— He’d pick you up from the back of your neck, use his paw, protect you with his body, or just absolutely destroy what would hurt you

— He wouldn’t mind you protecting him

— But please, he can do it himself

— I bet he won’t even get scared at a cucumber

Try(How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)

— You guys don’t have dates

— But before, if you did, there would be a little table with a yarn knitted candle, with Catnap in a suit while you’re in whatever you wanna wear

— And then you start talking because Catnap is never the type to start conversations

— Anniversaries?

— “Ann-ver-sary..”

— “Huh?”

— He gave you a paper

— ‘Happy Aniversairy’

— His spelling was a little off but that was okay, plus he added little hearts!

— His gifts is dead stuff

— Or, your favorite objects!

— Like your favorite flowers, pencil, doll, anything he can find will be a gift!

Ugly(What would be some bad habits of theirs?)

— How he can just not interact with you for a whole day

— Having Dogday hung up even though you tell him everyday to stop having him there

— You’d do it yourself

— But both Catnap and Prototype won’t like that

— You don’t care about Prototype but you do for Catnap

— You’ve tried convincing Dogday to just side with the two

— Multiple times

— But Dogday always goes silent

Vanity(How concerned are they with their looks?)

— He does NOT care ^_^

Whole(Would they feel incomplete without you?)

— If he killed you, and you were someone really important to him, I’d think he’d be bummed for the longest time

— He’d even zone out when Prototype would be instructing him

Xtra(A random head cannon for them.)

— Love language is maybe slightly physical touch, but gift giving is his go to

Yuck(What are some things they wouldn't like, either in general or in a partner?)

— When you yell at him

— When you ignore him

— You going against Prototype

— How you ‘pester’ him about Dogday

Zzz(What is a sleep habit of theirs?)

— You know when he had his cardboard cutout? Yeah, he snores, loud.

— But it happens only sometimes

— Most of the time he’s purring

[goodolddumbbanana]

I can't help but feel second hand embarrassment from nexus literally every other character served more cunt when evil than him sun wasn't even evil and he still did more damage to blood moon and eclipse nexus is trying so hard but it isn't enough dude needs to eat a snickers or something idk sun needs a break or to go apeshit soon man's going to hit his limit sooner or later and it isn't going to end well for everybody else

Sun said he's going to break something these days soon. I pray it will be Nexus's kneecap.

Like for real, Nexus literally lives with Sun, but he couldn't learn shit from him.

Sun didn't need to go evil to make people concerned and kinda scared of him.

We don't talk about some big things like breaking the Computer, killing Bloodmoon, Eclipse or making Lunar runaway....

No... What I am talking about is some small things like...

He makes Catnap scared and steps away from him. He sasses Eclipse to the point he feels like his life is meaningless. He blackmails Creator, threatening to snap Ruin Monty's neck and stand strong in front of Nexus when he gets angry at Monty for almost letting Earth be killed.

Even Monty knows Sun's limit and does not dare to touch it. He slowly backs away when he sees Sun become really mad.

Etc....

It is just... I think Nexus needs to take an additional course from Sun. Or even Monty for him to become a better bad guy. Because right now, he is still too naive.

He never takes anything from others so he didn't know how to do it. He just screams and threatens to hurt them to the point they obeys like some based beta villain. And he wasn't even good at his job.

Ruin talks shit behind his back. Dark Sun has really big plans which could relate to him to get snap. Sun didn't even stutter when seeing him, and Moon even at his crippled down, still calling him an idiot.

With that outfit and new pronouns, he was supposed to serve more cunt than any villain combined but right now...

He was just like Eclipse when he went cuckoo. He is a good boy who only does what people say and teaches him.

He hijacked Moon and Ruin's head because Monty did that to him. He tried to sass Moon but his skill issues made him get snatched back. If people don't pity him, have a hidden agenda plan for him, then they are just annoyed by his appearance and don't pay attention to him. (Expect Sun)

He is just so sucks at being a bad guy that became so sad to watch every time he opens his mouth.

Like even Eclipse didn't say he is horrible or God every time he is on screen. Nexus just has no dips and style :(

He is just a child, naive and easy to manipulate.

And yes, I pray for Sun to snap to. He should be, as a treat for everything horrible happened to him.

[litrumi]

Dumb DayNap Thoughts #7

*I... really can't explain this one. It just exists.*

Catnap is talking to Picky. Dogday approaches them.

Dogday, standing by them with immense happiness, panting:

Picky, greeting him: Oh, hiya Dogday! What's going on?

Dogday, panting with a big smile:

Picky, confused and looking to Catnap for help: Uh... Did something happen to him?

Catnap, remembering: Oh, sorry. He forgets his words sometimes when his emotions are overly excitable. But don't worry, I speak fluent Dogday.

Catnap, patiently looking at the dog: What is it, Pup?

Dogday, just standing there, radiating positivity:

Catnap, pleasantly intrigued: Oh, interesting! You don't say!

Picky, getting into the happy mood of the conversation: He sure looks excited! Well, what did he say?

Catnap, happily explaining: He said you forgot to turn off the stove and oven, and now the kitchen's on fire!

Picky, processing:

Picky, panicked: WHAT?! W- WHY IS HE SO HAPPY THEN?

Catnap, giggling at the thought: He also found a cool, little rock on the way over here that he wanted to show me. He's so thoughtful!

Dogday, cutely and innocently smiling as he holds a small, shiny rock in the palm of his hand:

(Bonus)

Kickin and Catnap are talking when Dogday approaches them.

Dogday, sadly whimpering:

Catnap, recognizing his body language: Uh oh... I think someone has something he wants to tell you, Kickin.

Kickin, looking at the canine: Huh? Yeah? What's up?

Dogday, continuing to whimper and whine, sobbing:

Kickin, sweating nervously: I... don't get it. What is it?

Catnap, sighing disappointedly: He's sad that he saw a really pretty flower that he forgot to pick and give to me later. He said he was in a hurry and didn't want to get distracted from what he was doing at the time.

Catnap, passively scolding Dogday: I already told you! You don't have to worry about that kind of thing.

Kickin, unsure: That's... something. But what does this have to do with me?

Catnap, realizing: Oh, he passed by your house earlier and it was on fire. But don't worry, he put it out by himself and only about 80% of your place got burnt to ashes.

Catnap, proud of Dogday: He even saved your action figure collection, at the very least!

Dogday, giving Kickin the figures that he saved, pleased with himself:

Kickin:

Kickin, dropping everything and running in the direction of his house:

Catnap, happily patting Dogday on the head: Good boy!

-

If anyone accuses the cutie-patootie of starting the fires, I will see you in court!

(I'm just kidding... OR AM I?)

(Also, no one told me there wasn't a yellow font color before I started! AM SALT.)

[starroseb]

Heya! It's me again! :3

Soooo... I just gonna post the arts and the backstory! So... It's gonna have four parts, enjoy the reading!

(IT'S A AU, me and my gf create it)

DogDay

DogDay is Bobby's stepbrother since they are kids, DogDay has a burn scar in his eye, because a accident that happened that was the reason for lost his mom...

Nowadays, DogDay is dating CatNap, he always felt in love with him, but when he was a teenager, he felt in love with a girl called "Heather", he thought that this was the right way, but when she rejected him, felt the world breaking, and them, he became emo (Yeah, DogEmo, lol).

Since this phase, when he talked again with CatNap, and then, he realised that his love of his life was CatNap! And then, they are dating nowadays.

CatNap

CatNap were abandoned by his parents when he was just a baby, so then, 1006 (yeah, himself) a very rich man, adopted him. Since them, CatNap was always alone, his dad going to work and he all alone in the house.

When 1006 took him to see his company that he works for, CatNap was kinda interest, but then, he saw some boy playing in the garden of the company, DogDay.

Since this day, CatNap and DogDay became friends and Catnap got a crush on him.

Some years passed out, and when DoDay said that he was having a crush on a girl in their school, his world fell down, of course, he was happy for him, but he got very sad, because it wasn't him.

Days passed and Catnap couldn't stop crying, and his sister (called SweetBat) tried many ways to stop him from crying, then, she asked for help from Poppy, Kissy and Huggy for to do something. After somethibgs happened, Catnap and DogDay talked again after days.

Nowadays, CatNap is really happy dating DogDay, finally his dream became true after years.

(Let's go do this-)

[dollieguts1010]

HOPPY HOPSCOTCH HEADCANONS

• She's 12 years old

• She's Pansexual and a Demi-girl

• She goes by any pronouns

She has ADHD and Anger Issues

• Her full name is Hoppy Jade Hopscotch

• Her birthday is March 30th

• She's a mixed breed of Rex and Cotton tail rabbit

• Her best friends are KickinChicken, Bobby Bearhug, and Picky Piggy

• She's in love with Kickin

• She's known Kickin for over 6 years

• Craftycorn is like a sister to her

• She likes watching anime with Crafty

• Her lightning bolt necklace was gifted to her by Dogday

• She has a giant pansexual flag hanging in her room

• Her favorite genre of music is Hip-Hop

• She likes astrology

• She wanted to be a astronaut when she was younger

• Her biggest goal is to go to the Moon

• She was born with a special ability to jump and run 5x higher and faster than the average bunny

• She has a good relationship with her parents

• She is a tomboy however, every once in awhile she likes to doll up and be all girly with the ladies

• She SUCKS at putting on makeup cuz every time she does she ends up looking like a clown so, she usually has to end up getting either Bobby or Crafty to do it for her

• Loves to gossip with the ladies and Kickin

• She likes fireworks

• Has lots of karaoke nights with her friends

• She likes cherry and raspberry slushies, soda, and energy drinks

• She hates carrots

• She likes sour candy

• She love spicy food

• She's the shortest in the group. Kickin loves teasing Hoppy for how short she is (even though he's the shortest boy in the group 💀)

• She has no clue what patience is

• Her and Kickin share the same braincell

• She's very competitive at sports (she always beats Kickin)

• She's the best player on the field

• Is a pro at skating

• She's a daredevil, who will do any dare you tell her to do, no matter how dangerous or stupid it is

• Her and Kickin love to get under Bubba's skin

• She likes mudwrestling with Picky and Kickin

• Her and Kickin have a workout routine

• In the morning she'll often go out for a quick mooring jog

• She's often loud without realizing it so, sometimes someone has to remind her to keep her voice down

• She HATES losing. When she does lose, she'll just walk away in rage

• Crafty gifted her a stress ball for when she's mad

• When she's mad she'll squeeze the LIFE out of her stress ball

• She has a big potty mouth and if she gets hurt, she'll be cussing up a storm

• DO NOT let her cook, she will burn the food (she's not allowed to touch anything in the kitchen)

• She's a pro at parkour

• She's a pro at Gymnastics and Karate

• She often calls Bubba "nerd or brainiac"

• She often calls Kickin "Kicks" or "KC"

• She loves pulling harmless pranks with Kickin (they won't ever prank Crafty tho)

• Energetic 24/7

• She doesn't like admitting when she's scared

• Her nose twitches when she's scared

• Her favorite food is nacho fries

• She's always found Catnap really creepy (she can always feel him staring her down without even looking at him)

• 90% she always accidentally wakes Catnap up from his naps

• When she's annoyed, she pulls on her ears and she will stomp her foot aggressively

• When she's shocked, her ears spring up

• When she's sad her ears become droopy

• Don't play tag with her. Unless you want to get hunted down...

• She loves horror movies

• She will NEVER admit to her friends that she's in love with Kickin

• Her and Kickin have a secret handshake

• Her and Bobby have a secret language

• She likes stargazing with Kickin

• She's been in love with Kickin for 4 years

• Bobby eventually found out that Hoppy has feelings for Kickin by mistake (Bobby lost her mind when she found out)

• Bobby won't stop bothering Hoppy with questions like " WHEN DID YOU REALIZE YOU WERE IN LOVE WITH HIM?!" "ARE YOU GOING TO TELL HIM HOW YOU FEEL!?" "WHEN WILL YOU GUYS START DATING?!" "WHEN IS HE GOING TO PROPOSE?!" "WHEN'S THE WEDDING?!" "WHEN ARE YOU GUYS GOING TO HAVE CHILDREN?!" Meanwhile Hoppy is like "BRO CHILL OUT! I JUST HAVE FEELINGS FOR HIM!"

(Bobby practically blew Hoppy's ears out while asking these questions)

• Hoppy was literally BEGGING Bobby to keep it a secret, Bobby promise she wouldn't tell anyone (she told Crafty and Picky)

• Bobby and Crafty were literally making Kickin x Hoppy fanart/fanfics

• She likes it when Kickin heals her wounds after a long day of playing outside

• She owes 6 different kinds of rollerblades and 4 different kinds of skateboards

• Kickin accidentally broke her leg while playing soccer (she didn't speak to him for 2 weeks after that incident)

(somebody pls understand the reference...)

• She plays the electric guitar

• She has a mini gym in the corner of her bedroom

• Has lots of karaoke nights with her friends

• Sometimes saids the wrong thing at the wrong time

That's all for now!

*I will add more later*

[violetisderp]

He's grounded.

[theonetruegnome]

Callum's home visit: Part 2

Munch entered the now open door, and immediately had the wind knocked out of him by Callum running up and squeezing him tight.

'Munch! It's good to see you man, I've missed you! How are you?' Munch laughs at his friend's clinginess, 'Callum, I saw you yesterday! I'm fine.'

'Alright, let the poor boy breathe Snugglepuss, he's not going anywhere!'

The weak voice reminded Munch that he was here to see Callum's father. He looked up and was immediately shocked by who the voice belonged to.

Mr Cuddlekit was a crimson cat, slightly shorter than his wife but no less accommodating and friendly. Like his son, his fur was always washed and tidy, though he could be a bit of a neat freak at times. Now though, he was almost unrecognisable and looked wildly uncomfortable. His right arm was in a sling, much of his body visible above the bedcovers was bandaged and he looked to have been burned in places, judging by the blackened fur patches polka-dotting his upper body.

Callum released his grip and stepped back to his father's bedside, lowered himself down and grabbed a hold of his hand.

'So, you ok Mr Cuddlekit?'

'Well, I won't lie to you by saying I feel perfect, but honestly, I've been hurt worse before. I just need a pair of gritted teeth and a good glass of scotch and I'd be all right by tomorrow! But, doctor's orders are bedrest and just taking it easy.'

'Too right! You work yourself too hard far too often John. In fact, I'd say this is probably doing you a world of good!'

'How did it happen?' Blurted out Munch. He immediately went beet red and added 'If you don't mind my asking...'

'Not at all Munch, not at all! Though I hardly think it's that exciting of a story. All that happened was that, ummm... Oh yes that was it! Lord Ponsonby was mucking around with a large sceptre, and all of a sudden it shot out a bolt, severed a rope, and a, um ahh... Oh what do you call them? I can never remember...'

Callum piped up, 'Chandelier?'

'Yes Callum! A chandelier came crashing down onto my head. Hurt like hell, but I survived. What in the world would I do without you Callum?' He leaned forward and kissed his son on the head with a large 'Mwah!' and Callum returned the favour by gently wrapping his arms around his dad and hugging him like a clingy koala.

Munch was suddenly remembered the box he had in his hands, the whole reason he came here. 'Oh yeah, Mr Cuddlekit, I made these for you to help make you feel better. I made a lot, so feel free to share them out to anybody who might be nearby, or anyone who might have skipped breakfast.' As he said it he handed over the box, which Callum eagerly helped his father in opening. Mr Cuddlekit pulled out one of the beautifully shaped biscuits and his face morphed into pure elation as he sank his teeth in. Munch once again felt the arms of Callum's mom around him, and this time turned to embrace her properly, squeezing the coral cat, trying to leech out from her body some of the sadness he had seen in her face earlier.

'Thank you so much Munchy, you really are such a sweet boy!' These words set his tail to wagging, and fairly soon the Candy-pink dog was waving goodbye to Callum and his mom, the former promising he would be out with the gang again tomorrow. GRRRRZBZZRT-

While he walked, MunchyPup began to think to himself. It really wasn't fair that Catnap's family had to go through that. I mean, It was a horrible accident, no family should! But it happening to a friend made it seem so much more real. He was always so quiet and thoughtful and... -BZZZT PHZDZZ- Munch stopped. He just had the weirdest sense of Deja vu... like when you forget why you walked into a room but only bigger... Oh well, he was probably just starting to feel the effects of hangriness. So, Munch raced home to begin preparing the likely metric tonne of food he would be consuming for his Lunch.

I FELL ASLEEP THREE TIMES WHILE WRITING THIS, IM GOING TO BED!

[lavendersartistry]

Bane of my Existence

Space Riders AU - @onyxonline Eve Ewe, Bolt - @lavendersartistry

This fic is more of a planned fic for onyxonline's Space Riders AU! This is mainly centered as the slowburn end between Eve Ewe and Bolt! Please check Onyx out, their work is super cool!

Also we get creator cameos! Hope you can spot your character Astra, Onyx!

Want more context? Here!

"No."

Koi rolled her eyes for the nth time. Her and Bobby were at their wits end at this point, trying to help out Bolt with confessing to Eve.

Bolt wasn't doing well for himself if he kept his feelings out of reach for Eve to hold. If he wasn't fast enough, he could miss his chance entirely.

And both Koi and Bobby weren't going to let it happen. But unlike Bobby, who was trying to ease it down, Koi was going to flat out say what he needed to hear.

"You love her, don't you?"

Bolt nodded.

"But doing it like this won't do anything."

Koi scoffed and rolled her eyes again.

"Neither is sitting around, pretending to wait for the right time. This is the right time! Wake up your head for once, boy."

Koi got closer to Bolt, her face inches away from his. Hoppy, in the background, put her hand to her mouth and 'oooh'ed.

"Tell her now or you can say goodbye to being her lover."

That felt like a threat. CatNap took the initiative to hold Bolt back with his tail before he could jump Koi. Bobby immediately went to Koi's side, her soft eyes looking only at Bolt.

"Even if Koi is right, do what makes you feel comfortable to tell her. You know she will only say yes to you."

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Eve solemnly looked at the lily pond within her chambers. She was beautifully dressed in velvet dark blue, a dress fit perfectly for a queen. But she wasn't happy.

Every birthday started with her and Bolt spending the morning together. Every sunrise was spent with laughter and joy between the two.

So why wasn't he there this birthday?

"You're upset, princess."

Eve frowned, biting her lip to not cry.

"He didn't come this morning, Astra. He always comes by the mornings."

The creature felt sadness in the princess. Yes, it was unlikely of Bolt to miss something so important, but there must have been a reason why.

Astra carefully placed Eve's diadem to her then gave her a hug.

"Don't be too sad, princess. I'm sure he'll be here for your birthday party. Not even him can miss that."

Eve nodded, starting to smile a little.

"You're right, thank you Astra. I'm glad Mother chose you to watch over me."

"I'm just doing my job!"

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11:55. It was gift time. And still no show of Bolt. It was starting to get irritating for Eve.

DogDay could see how upset she was and was a little upset himself. He knew how close Bolt and Eve were, how desperate they wanted to be with each other.

He quietly placed a hand on Eve's shoulder.

"He's going to come, I know it."

Eve didn't look at DogDay, too caught up in her sorrows.

"You said that hours before. He missed our morning, he missed the party. He's not coming, he doesn't love me anymore."

DogDay pulled Eve into a tight hug, letting her soon cry into his chest. She was heartbroken, felt played. It hurt.

"He does love you, Evie. He just... I don't know at this point, but don't give up on him."

As if on cue, Bolt emerged from the shadows of the gardens. All eyes turned to him. He quietly walked over to Eve and DogDay, internally saddened by Eve's cries. Cries he caused.

"DogDay, if I could?"

DogDay was hesitant but handed Eve over to him, a light glare on the captain's face.

"You better make it up to her."

Bolt nodded and led Eve back to the gardens, where her present awaited her. Eve turned her head up, her eyes starting to sparkle as she saw his gift.

A candle lit path guided her to a river that glowed under the moonlight. A gazebo, unfamiliar to her, was next to it as owls were perched at the top and softly 'hoo' at the sight of her.

"Bolt.. I.."

As the two walked to the gazebo, Bolt kept his hand above hers.

"I know you're mad at me, and you have every right to be. I missed so many things between us, and I'm so sorry. I never wanted to make you cry like this, especially because of me."

Bolt sighed heavily, turning his head away.

"I care for you so much, Evie. You light up my world and my heart. If not a princess, you are a goddess that fell to bless me your presence. And I am always honored to be your guard."

The two entered the gazebo, little wolves and lambs approaching them like innocent children. Bolt turned his head back to Eve, a great smile to his face.

"You're all I ever wanted, princesa. I don't want anyone else."

Then Bolt got down on one knee, making Eve lightly gasp. He wasn't trying to propose already, was he? Eve started getting teary at the thought of it.

"I know this seems like a proposal, but it is in a way. Please listen when I say.. you are the bane of my existence and... and the object of all my desires. I wish to the heavens every night for you and I to be together in every reality this world will give, no matter the form we take. I love you with all my heart, Everiene."

Bolt pulled out a red velvet box and opened it. A promise ring.

"Forever and always, mi amor?"

Eve was stunned yet let her heart control her actions. She threw herself at Bolt, hugging him tightly. She quickly kissed his lips and caressed the scars on his face.

"Yes. Yes, Bolt. Forever and always."

The two embraced as fireworks began flying into the sky, signaling it was now 12:00. Bolt picked up Eve and spun her around as she was tight in his hold.

They laughed and later danced. Forever grateful for their true love.

[salchat]

Little Wing, Chapter 14

“Poor haggisies,” said Cas softly. Sad blue eyes blinked up at Dean and one little hand pressed down on his chest to lever the little boy upright.

“What?”

Cas cast a solemn glance at Brenda. “They live on the mountains,” he said. “Running and jumping and snuffling and doing haggisy fings.”

“Aye, that’s right,” said Brenda, a Scottish lilt creeping into his voice, which had never been there before. “They thrive among the peat bogs. Or they did.”

“What?” said Dean again.

“They’re ’dangered,” said Cas. “’Cos people keep eating them.”

“Oh.”

“They catch the mommy and daddy haggisies and eat them, and then the lickle babies get lost ’cos there’s no one to show them the way home.”

“Lost in the grey, drifting mountain mist,” said Brenda, with a heavy sigh.

Well, shit. “That’s- that’s kinda…” There was a lump in Dean’s throat.

“Tragic,” said Brenda.

A gigantic snort turned into a fit of helpless laughter. Sam’s whole face was creased up and he pointed at Dean and spluttered but didn’t manage any actual words.

Fucking hell.

“Oh, thanks,” said Dean. “Thanks so much for wringing out my poor, soft heart like a wet dishrag. Thanks a lot.”

“We trickled you!” Cas grinned and jiggled up and down. How could he recharge his batteries completely on a five-minute catnap? He slid down from Dean’s lap and danced around. “We trickled you! Like trickle-treating but you get no treat ’cos you’re a silly-billy!

“That doesn’t even make sense, Cas,” said Dean. “Anyway, I wasn’t tricked. I was just playing along.”

Cas ignored him. “We made you think there are haggis-nanimals! Little haggisies that run around going, squeak, squeak, squeak!” He ran up to Brenda, hand raised and received a triumphant high-five. Pongo woke up and leapt to his feet, barking.

Then Carlos came in and, once he'd got Pongo to stop barking, Cas had to tell him all about silly Dean and of course he thought it was hilarious.

Dean’s cheeks were hot. And he still felt kinda sorry for the haggises.

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[origamiopossums]

Chapter 3 of My Poppy Playtime Longfic is up!

“So, how did you find out what happened to us? What your wicked daddy and the others put us through?” Mommy Long Legs questioned, as they darted through narrow corridors and walkways. Grayson had no clue where they were going, and he was too nervous to look down.

“I f-found some of my dad’s old notes. He wanted me to find them. I-I don’t know why. Maybe he just felt bad about lying to me, I’m n-not sure,” Grayson said, eyes screwed shut, trying not to vomit.

Mommy Long Legs laughed at this, “I don’t think Dr. Hoyt felt bad about anything that happened here. He reveled in it, I think.”

“Y-You’re probably right,” Grayson replied, recalling how little remorse his father had held in his writings. Even when he said that he was sorry, it was always backed up with some excuse to prove that he had really felt no guilt.

Mommy Long Legs's body moved in a blur as they continued through the labyrinthine of tunnels. Grayson could feel the smooth skin of her rubber arm pressing against his side, and the occasional tickle of her hair brushing against his ear. He tried to focus on the sensations, to distract himself from the nausea that threatened to overwhelm him.

"Alright, little Hoyt, we're here," Mommy Long Legs finally said, setting him down softly onto what felt like carpet.

Grayson opened his eyes to see his feet, firmly planted onto red carpeting. He looked around. In front of him was a train, behind him was a clearing, and beyond that, a playground.

"Where are we?" Grayson asked.

"That's right. You weren't allowed to play my games," Mommy Long Legs said, a slight sadness in her tone. "This is the Game Station! The children used to come here and play with me! Then they'd leave...and I would be all alone again..."

It was true. Grayson had never been allowed in the Game Station. He had heard mixed things about it over the years. Some of the children really loved going, while others were plagued by nightmares based on their time there. At the time, Grayson had felt excluded and hadn’t understood why he wasn’t permitted entry. Now he knew why, and was thankful for it. They used it to test the children, choose candidates for experimentation. But he wasn’t an orphan. He might have been missed. He was the son of an employee. A higher up one. They had no reason to let him in.

Mommy Long Legs stepped toward the train. When she turned to look at him, there was almost pity in her expression.

"I can give you the code to activate the train. It'll lead you right to Playcare. That's where your feline friend should be," she said. "But I mean it when I say I don't expect you to come back. He's not the little boy you remember, Grayson. He's not even the CatNap you remember. He's killed dozens without remorse. Most of us have."

Grayson felt his stomach twist. He believed her completely. If the staff were dead, then he had no doubt as to what had happened. The toys had suffered enough and had murdered them, sought revenge. It wasn’t difficult to put together the pieces. But he couldn’t give up on Theodore. He had held hope for him for over a decade. He would continue to hold onto that hope even if it killed him.

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[ghost-ln]

i mean let’s analyse for a bit! i’ve been thinking about this a lot actually.

up to this point we saw all our enemies get killed. like absolutely hundred percent gone for good (apart from maybe huggy, i personally thought that he would come back, but poppy said we killed him, so we’ll count that as well)

so okay, huggy falls to death, mommy gets her body squished (and then prototype took her torso and head) and catnap gets his head pierced. all off this happened before our eyes.

but what happened to dogday?

i mean, of course, the mini critters crawling into him and possessing him, and that looked absolutely terrifying, but not… deadly. he didn’t die. he moved and maybe that was some purple guy typo shit, but!!! the chase sequence, which we had before every other boss (except catnap, he had the evil bossfight thingy which made everyone crazy) didn’t end in agonising death. the door just closed behind us.

and we left dogday there, in playhouse, possessed, but not dead.

i truly believe that he is going to come back in chapter four, otherwise it wouldn’t make sense.

they made him so lovable! okay take that cutout right after the chase— come on, they obviously intended it to make you feel sad for dogday, and people who actually paid attention did feel bad!

and, well, quite frankly, that would be so stupid of mob entertainment to just waste such a great likeable character like that.

anyway, i think you get my point: dogday is going to make a come back, and i really hope he gets his legs back and fucking lives. please. please let my boy have a normal life. or at least redeem himself and leave as a hero, saving the player and poppy and kissy or something like that.

☀️ ☀️ ☀️

I will never play Poppy's Playtime myself but I'll watch others play it, very interesting story and I just recently found out that Chapter 3 was out lol. I swear I checked recently and it wasn't out but time has been moving weird for me lately.

Anyway, how dare they introduce us to DogDay, and then take him away like that. I was so distraught, his monologue is so sad (very well written and acted). Like that was horrifying.

I just have so many questions about the Bigger Bodes Initiatives and I would like to know canonically, not implications, what happened to the other Smiling Critters? Is DogDay still alive? I feel like there's a chance for him to be, we (and by we I mean you guys who actually play lol) need more allies. Poppy is an ally but she's dubious as is Ollie and I feel like DogDay would have been a pure ally. Were his legs eaten or did CatNap just take them away as part of DogDay's punishment for being most likely the lead heretic? I need to know.

I've seen the "Save DogDay" posts and fanfics and some are them are very good.

Anyways, just wanted to put my two cents out there because while I enjoy the game, DogDay was my first like "OMG" reaction.

[fanficsat12am]

how the brothers react to you wiping their kiss off prank I Beelzebub & Belphegor

Lucifer & Mammon Leviathan, Satan & Asmodeus

Beelzebub

The cinnamon roll loves you to bits. He’s finally found someone who loves food just as much as he does. They always said “The way to a man’s heart is through his stomach”, and that couldn't be any truer for the Avatar of Gluttony. You’re somewhat a crusader in the kitchen, trying out recipe after recipe with him trying it out with no questions asked. It’s like a symbiotic relationship some might say.

Everytime you come into his room holding a new dish for him to try out, this man’s eyes literally sparkle. He gets so happy in fact that he gives you a big smooch everytime, a little motivator for you to make even more. It’s a simple but meaningful way you show your love for eachother.

You decided to put your plan into action while he was out for practice. He was used to coming home to your cooking so no alarms went off when he was greeted by a wave of aroma wafting out from the kitchen. He immediately followed it and found an assortment of all his favorite foods lined up on the table.

You finally came back to see a table filled with empty plates and a happy looking demon on the end of it. With the turkey you cooked reduced to nothing, you were surprised he didn’t eat the plates as well. When he saw you enter, he shot up from his seat and made a beeline towards you. That boy was on a mission, to get his lips on yours.

He gives you a big smooch on the lips, showing his gratitudes for the meal he just devoured. When you wiped it off, the demon was confused beyond a doubt. You see a little lightbulb go off in his head as he wipes his lips with the back of his hand. He tries once more but to his dismay you wipe it off again.

Sad puppy moment engaged. Beel wraps you in a big hug and refuses to let go until you tell him what's wrong. Trying to get out of his hold is futile and will just make him hold on tighter.

“I’m sorry I didn’t give you some, you must have been hungry as well. We can go to Hell’s Kitchen and I’ll get you everything you want. Or we can try that new recipe you’ve been talking about. Please don’t be upset anymore :,<“

Anyone with a heart would have crumbled in those puppy eyes, and you were no exception. You hugged the sad giant back and told him you were just kidding around and wasn’t actually serious.

You make sure to take him out for an apology dinner in every fast food place and restaurant he could point to. Even after a month passes by, he still makes sure to offer you some food every time he’s about to eat. You tell him it’s fine but he absolutely insists.

Belphegor

If Belphie could, he’d never go to sleep and spend every second of his days littering your face with kisses. He absolutely loves just having lazy days with the comfort of our presence beside him. Sadly though, he can’t exactly just defy the literal sin he embodies so hours that could be better devoted to spending time with you are occupied with catnaps and shut-eye.

To compensate for this, he gives you kisses every time he wakes up. He refuses to do anything else for the rest of the day–not that he had anything planned.

He woke up to you beside him, mindlessly scrolling through Devilgram. A small smile creeps onto his face as he pulls you down for a kiss. As quickly it had come, the smirk left him as you wiped his kiss away. His brows furrowed in confusion at what he might have done.

As the youngest of the brothers, he’d been used to getting what he wanted. So he’d go back to his natural instinct and start crossing his arms with a pout accompanying it. He looks like a child who’d just been refused candy.

“I’m sorry I fell asleep okay. What’d I do this time? Kick you in my sleep? Is it my morning breath? You never had a problem with it back then but now suddenly you do? What the hell >:(“

He’ll be like this the whole day. Well “whole day” being the next time he wakes up from his nap. He’ll finally have a level head once he does, allowing him to think more clearly about the situation instead of acting like a 1000 year old child.

He’ll be knocking on your door, wanting to talk about it and asking if he’s the reason for your sudden refusal of his love. You’ll eventually feel bad and tell him it was just a prank you wanted to pull on him.

A plethora of sorry cuddles will ensue afterwards <3