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riiye02 · 9 months ago

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Mystic Messenger Guests (Pt. 1)

will include personal info, rfa comments, incorrect and correct responses (not just the options but like., the whole email) there will also be which chatrooms you should participate in to get the guests but that last one i took from the wiki,,

this is all still a WIP, though!

this part will (hopefully) eventually include all the guests alphabetically from A-C, but for now there's: "allergy" "artwomen" "banker" "barista" "bracelet" "cathotel" "catlover" "catprotect" "cherryfarm" "college" "culture"

[Location]

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Allergy Research Center (@ allergy)

The head of a research center that can cure allergies by manipulating DNA.

[Personal Info] He's just revealed that all the pills they've released so far are just aspirin pills with different color coatings for the placebo effect.

[RFA Comment] ZEN: Thank you so much. The head researcher is coming all because of you, so I really need to thank you first.

Deep Story Day 2 – 06:55

"Cat business"

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~ Initial Guest Email

Dear Charity Party Coordinator,

Hello.

I've established a research center for allergies.

Allergies occur when a damaging immune response… Oh excuse me, I tend to explain everything in detail.

I heard that there will be someone at the party who desperately needs my help.

If you briefly explain which allergy that person is suffering from, I will be able to prepare for it beforehand.

Sincerely, Head of Allergy Research Center

~ Incorrect 1st Response

Dear Head of Allergy Research Center,

Best, MC

Hello! I'm MC, the party's guest coordinator.

Fortunately, we don't have anyone who's suffering from allergies.

I don't know how that word got out, but I'll have to check that;

Still, if you are interested in the party, please come.

~ Guest (1st Incorrect) Email

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~ Correct 1st Response: "Cat allergy."

Dear Head of Allergy Research Center,

Sincerely, MC

Hello! First, I'd like to thank you.

One of the hosts of this party suffers from a severe cat fur allergy.

I heard that he can't stop crying and sneezing when he is around a cat.

And now he gets symptoms from just looking at photos of cats.

I'm sure not only my friend, but also all the guests who have allergies will be very happy if you attend.

~ Guest (1st Correct) Email

Dear Party Coordinator,

Sincerely, Head of Allergy Research Center

He gets symptoms just by seeing a photo?

Usually, cat allergies from cat saliva and protein… Oh, please excuse me again.

Anyways, I'd like to study him myself.

But I have an allergy as well. Can I please know what kind of food you will be offering at the party?

I'm allergic to milk.

~ Incorrect 2nd Response

Dear Head of Allergy Research Center,

I'm sad to hear that you have to give up milk.

It's so delicious…

Then how about cheese panini?

I'll talk to the person in charge of catering and ask for extra cheese. That will make you feel better about not being able to drink milk.

~ Guest (2nd Incorrect) Email

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~ Correct 2nd Response: "Beef and seaweed soup."

Dear Head of Allergy Research Center,

Sincerely, MC

Please do not worry about your allergy!

We will prepare beef and seaweed soup, so that you can still consume protein and calcium without drinking milk.

Your email reminded me that I should ask other guests too if they have any allergies.

Thank you for the wonderful idea. :)

~ Guest (2nd Correct) Email

Dear Party Coordinator,

Sincerely, Head of Allergy Research Center

I see that you are well aware of the alternative food items for milk. Sometimes when I tell people that I am allergic to milk, they only cut

out the milk and bring cheese. Food that doesn't contain milk… I will just stop here.

Come to think of it, I haven't heard anything about you. Do you have any allergies?

~ Incorrect 3rd Response: "I might be allergic to choice options."

Dear Head of Allergy Research Center,

Sincerely, MC

Of course I do! Every time I select one of the options, my eyes, nose, mouth, and start start feeling itchy.

I mean there are so many options to choose from, and I feel like sneezing when I'm thinking hard about what to choose!

So I chose this.

~ Guest (3rd Incorrect) Email

Dear Party Coordinator,

Sincerely, Head of Allergy Research Center

Choice options? Do you need to choose something to write an email?

I'm not quite sure what you mean right now.

It'll be easy to find research on cat fur allergies, but regarding your allergy, I'll have to look up cases in other countries. If I can't come to the party, we can meet some other time.

~ Correct 3rd Response: "I might be allergic to guests not attending the party."

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~ Guest (3rd Correct) Email

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Women Artists Representative (@ artwomen)

The chairwoman that thinks everyone should be trained to become artists at the age of 3.

[Location]

[Personal Info] They carry baguettes under their hats.

[RFA Comment] Jaehee: I think I'll have to study an awful lot to converse with these people. But I truly admire their professionalism.

Casual Story Day 3 – 17:56

"Zen is making a fuss"

Jumin Route Day 7 – 07:07

"I don’t believe him"

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~ Initial Guest Email

Dear Party Coordinator,

Sincerely, Women Artists Representative

Hello, I am the representative of the group Women Artists.

The members of the Romance Novel Organization introduced Zen to us, and Zen told us about the party.

I heard it is for charity, but it is difficult for us to spend time with people who are unfamiliar with art.

I would like to ask some questions to see how well you know art.

Between Van Gogh and Monet, who started the Impressionist movement?

~ Incorrect 1st Response

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~ Guest (1st Incorrect) Email

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Hello, I am MC, the Party Guest Coordinator. To answer your question, it is Monet.

~ Correct 1st Response: "Monet."

Dear Women Artists Representative,

Sincerely, MC

~ Guest (1st Correct) Email

Dear Party Guest Coordinator,

Sincerely, Women Artists Representative

Oh, you know very well. But this is not enough to know how knowledgeable you are of art.

This is my second question. Do you know the name of the world's largest museum in France?

~ Incorrect 2nd Response

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~ Guest (2nd Incorrect) Email

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~ Correct 2nd Response: "The Louvre"

Dear Women Artists Representative,

Sincerely, MC

It is an easy question again. It is the Louvre, one of the three biggest museums in the world including the British Museum and the Vatican Museums.

It displays the painting Mona Lisa and the statue Venus de Milo. I hope you are satisfied with my answer.

You are correct again. Then this is my last question. What is the Italian word that means to play in a smooth, singing style?

~ Guest (2nd Correct) Email

Dear Party Guest Coordinator,

Sincerely, Women Artists Representative

~ Incorrect 3rd Response

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~ Guest (3rd Incorrect) Email

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~ Correct 3rd Response: "Cantabile"

Dear Women Artists Representative,

Sincerely, MC

The answer is cantabile. Tchaikovsky is famous for his use of cantabile.

I hope this answer helps you have faith in our party.

~ Guest (3rd Correct) Email

Dear Party Guest Coordinator,

Sincerely, Women Artists Representative

Yes, you are right! You've answered all three questions correctly.

We will attend the party. I very much look forward to it.

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Banker (@ banker)

A banker who has lots of suspicion over others and loves money.

[Location]

[Personal Info] He has a very good voice and makes others feel like he will double your investment.

[RFA Comment] Jumin: He can be quite picky and bothersome at times, but that's a huge plus when you are dealing with money. I project that he will acquire many more customers at the party.

Zen Route Day 6 – 14:58

"About visiting Zen"

Yoosung Route Day 8 – 22:10

"Current situation"

Jaehee Route Day 8 – 15:02

"Don’t work too hard on this"

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~ Initial Guest Email

Dear Charity Party Representative,

Hello. I am from the Hands of Gold Bankers group and I will be in contact with you concerning the party. Mr. Han told us about the charity party.

However, since our group consists of very powerful people, regardless of Mr. Han's recommendation, we must verify the event on our own.

Sincerely, Hands of Gold Bankers Representative

I would like to know more in detail about what kind of guests will be attending.

So… shall we start talking?

The easiest one first. Would you recommend me any package that would make a good investment these days?

~ Incorrect 1st Response

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~ Guest (1st Incorrect) Email

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~~ Correct 1st Response: "100% Interest rate"

Dear Hands of Gold Bankers Representative,

Sincerely, MC

Hello, I am MC, RFA's guest coordinator. I fully understand why you are cautious of attending the party.

I would like to recommend the 100% Interest rate package. I think it is the best for deposits.

~ Guest (1st Correct) Email

Dear RFA Guest Coordinator,

Sincerely, Hands of Gold Bankers Representative

100% Interest rate package. I've never heard about this before. I should invest in it.

Of course! After I've done my own research and verified it.

Still, thank you. But these days, people say that banks have weak security.

Where would you choose to deposit a hefty sum? What do you think is the safest bank?

~ Incorrect 2nd Response

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~ Guest (2nd Incorrect) Email

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~ Correct 2nd Response: "Swiss Bank"

Dear Hands of Gold Bankers Representative,

Sincerely, MC

I would deposit the sum at the Swiss Bank. If I deposit my money in a

secret account there, no one but me and the bank will know it exists.

That's how tight the security is there.

~ Guest (2nd Correct) Email

Dear RFA Guest Coordinator,

Sincerely, Hands of Gold Bankers Representative

Recently the whole secrecy aspect has been collapsing… but I admit

it's a good idea considering you are not an expert.

I heard the party will be for charity, and it seems the hosts are greatly wealthy, including Mr. Han.

Are you wealthy as well? How much cash do you usually have in your wallet?

~ Incorrect 3rd Response

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~ Guest (3rd Incorrect) Email

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I don't have much in my wallet… just…

~ Correct 2nd Response: "$1.2 million all in cash."

Dear Hands of Gold Bankers Representative,

$1.2million.

All in cash.

Sincerely, MC

~ Guest (3rd Correct) Email

Dear RFA Guest Coordinator,

Sincerely, Hands of Gold Bankers Representative

$1.2million…!! You must be a very fierce person to carry such wealth in your pockets! I haven't been this excited by anything in a while.

After talking with a potential client, I mean, you, I can tell what kind of party it will be. Since the coordinator is very reliable, I think the party will be safe as well.

If you have time, we should talk about your asset management plans in private.

Then see you at the party.

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Barista Association (@ barista)

A man who's strict when it comes to coffee.

[Personal Info] He was once dumped on a blind date while explaining all the varieties of coffee beans.

[RFA Comment] Jaehee: I drink coffee all the time, so I like him. I must ask for advice on how I can brew delicious coffee that will help me stay up all night.

[Location]

Casual Story Day 3 – 23:00

"Yoosung is living alone"

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~ Initial Guest Email

Dear RFA Representative,

Warmly, Barista Association

Hello, I am the President of the Barista Association.

I heard RFA was holding a charity party. I hope the good cause reaches far like coffee aroma does.

Our association treats top quality coffee beans that produce good aroma and taste.

What kind of coffee do you enjoy?

~ Incorrect 1st Response

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~ Guest (1st Incorrect) Email

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~ Correct 1st Response: "Arabic coffee"

Dear President of Barista Association,

Best, MC

Hello, my name is MC.

I like to drink arabica coffee! It is relatively pricy but the beans have such a good aroma and the flavor is dense! It doesn't contain much caffeine so it's not too heavy either.

Writing about it like this makes me want to brew a cup.

~ Guest (1st Correct) Email

Dear MC,

Warmly, President of Barista Association

You enjoy drinking good coffee. I look forward to what kind of coffee will be provided at the party.

Coffee can be made in various ways and the taste and aroma differ

according to the method. Do you know what the method of pouring water over ground coffee beans is called?

~ Incorrect 2nd Response

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~ Guest (2nd Incorrect) Email

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Drip brewing! I love coffee hand drip coffee the best! The most fascinating part is that the aroma and taste differ according to who brews it. And because the extracting time is longer, you can enjoy a stronger flavor.

~ Correct 2nd Response: "Drip brewing"

Dear President of Barista Association

Best, MC

~ Guest (2nd Correct) Email

Dear MC,

Warmly, President of Barista Association

You know well about hand drip coffee. I hope I get to brew a cup for you that day.

Do you know what an espresso is? Unlike drip brewing, you use a machine that extracts coffee with very hot steam.

A pop quiz for you. What country does the word espresso come from?

~ Incorrect 3rd Response

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~ Guest (3rd Incorrect) Email

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~ Correct 3rd Response: "Italian"

Dear President of Barista Association,

Best, MC

Italy! I know that the word espresso means fast in Italian!

How is it? I'm right, aren't I? I would love to drink a cup of espresso

at Italy~

~ Guest (3rd Correct) Email

Dear MC,

Warmly, President of Barista Association

Correct! Did you study coffee too? I'd love to try a cup that you brewed ^^

See you at the party. Have a good day ^^

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Lady of Bracelets (@ bracelet)

The legendary lady who became a billionaire by selling bracelets.

[RFA Comment] 707: Jaehee's amazing. She's not exactly the person I was thinking about, but she seems fun, so yes!!

[Personal Info]

However, she still has a timid personality from the outcomes of a traumatic childhood.

[Location]

Casual Story Day 3 - 13:05

"The Lady of Bracelets"

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~ Initial Guest Email

Dear Party Coordinator,

Sincerely, Bracelet Maker

Hello… I'm just a small time bracelet maker. I had the chance to get reached by Jaehee Kang and got invited to the party…

My looks tend to scare people away… So I have not been very social… Do you think that I could perhaps find people with similar interests there…?

~ Incorrect 1st Response

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~ Guest (1st Incorrect) Email

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~ Correct 1st Response: "Don't worry!"

Dear Lady of Bracelets,

Sincerely, MC

Hello, I am MC, the party coordinator.

Various kinds of organizations are attending the party, so I'm sure some will wish to discuss business with you!

Don't worry and come to the party!

~ Guest (1st Correct) Email

Dear Party Coordinator,

Sincerely, Bracelet Maker

I'm quite embarrassed to be called the Lady of Bracelets…

Business…? Well, that interests me quite a bit…!

You said various types of people would be there. Do you think…

I can see something like a… rare bracelet?

~ Incorrect 2nd Response

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~ Guest (2nd Incorrect) Email

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~ Correct 2nd Response: "Lock U Up Silver Bracelet"

Dear Lady of Bracelets,

Sincerely, MC

We are currently in possession of a very very rare bracelet!

We have the limited edition Silver Bracelet from the brand Lock U Up that came out this year!

I heard that this is very difficult to find.

You'll be able to see it for yourself if you attend the party!

~ Guest (2nd Correct) Email

Dear Party Coordinator,

Sincerely, Bracelet Maker

Wow!! The Silver Bracelet from Lock U UP!!! I've only heard about it and never seen it before!! Oh my god!!

…I just got too excited right now… I am so looking forward to seeing the silver bracelet… Since we're talking about business… I created a new bracelet line recently, and I was wondering… If you could recommend any good places to sell it?

~ Incorrect 3rd Response

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~ Guest (3rd Incorrect) Email

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Hmm, how about going outside of the box and putting them in claw cranes at the mall? People can easily see the bracelets, and I'm sure they will be eager to win one!

~ Correct 3rd Response: "Claw machines at the mall"

Dear Lady of Bracelets,

Sincerely, MC

~ Guest (3rd Correct) Email

Dear Party Coordinator,

Sincerely, Bracelet Maker

A claw crane… I've never thought about that before… That's a very fresh idea.

You just gave me a new good business idea… I'm sure that if I go to the party and talk with more people… I'll get more ideas… I hope?

I will attend the party. I look forward to seeing you there.

[Personal Info] He loves cats so much that he has a separate room filled with cat related merch. He always carries around his cat doll, "Meowie".

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Cat Hotel (@ cathotel)

The owner of Meowtel, the cat hotel.

[RFA Comment] Jumin: Thanks to your help, I think we'll finally have a high class cat hotel. I'll have to stay there with Elizabeth 3rd the day it opens.

[Location]

Jaehee Route Day 7 – 12:30

"Cat hotel"

Jumin Route Day 7 – 21:58

"Just two of them at this dark"

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~ Initial Guest Email

Dear RFA Guest Coordinator,

-Owner of Meowtel

Hello. I manage a cat hotel business so that cats always have a comfortable haven to turn to when their owners are busy.

Mr. Han and I got along very well as he also dearly loves cats.

Our hotel already has top quality facilities… but what should we add for our new hotels?

~ Incorrect 1st Response

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~ Guest (1st Incorrect) Email

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~ Correct 1st Response: "Cat buffet"

Dear Owner of Meowtel

Best, MC

Hello, I am MC.

I would prepare a cat buffet so that cats can choose whatever they want to eat!

Dry food and wet food prepared by world famous chefs in all kind of flavors such as tuna, salmon, chicken, beef, and etc.!!

~ Guest (1st Correct) Email

Dear RFA Guest Coordinator,

-Owner of Meowtel

Now that would draw in even the pickiest of our dear cats.

Then we would also need to offer something their eyes can enjoy. Any ideas?

~ Incorrect 2nd Response

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~ Guest (2nd Incorrect) Email

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~ Correct 2nd Response: "How about people putting on a show?"

Dear Owner of Meowtel,

Best, MC

Hmm… Since cats have to rest comfortably at the Meowtel…

Why don't people come out with toys that cat like and put on some sort of show?

People call cats the owners and the people their butlers anyways.

The perfect show for the cats!

~ Guest (2nd Correct) Email

Dear RFA Guest Coordinator,

-Owner of Meowtel

That's a fun idea!

I was just thinking of showing them animation movies of mice running around.

I should hire a director to create the show and actors to star in it. Now, we only have one more issue to solve.

I'm planning to create several buildings for the new hotel. What transportation should I use for the cats to get around from building to building?

~ Incorrect 3rd Response

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~ Guest (3rd Incorrect) Email

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~ Correct 3rd Response: "Cat limousine!"

Dear Owner of Meowtel,

Best, MC

A fancy hotel must have a limousine! You can take the cats on a ride in long limousines.

You can also offer services of going to the owner's houses to pick up the cats or taking them somewhere else, and such.

A service only possible at Meowtel! How about it?

~ Guest (3rd Correct) Email

Dear RFA Guest Coordinator,

-Owner of Meowtel

It will be costly, but that is nothing if we can provide high quality service to our cats…

I have much less work now thanks to you. It's now my chance to get some rest.

I will spend one of my days off at your party. I will look forward to it.

[Personal Info] They study the language of cats to better talk to them.

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People Affectionate Towards Cats (@ catlover)

Completely drenched in the charms of cats, so they try to be more like them.

[RFA Comment] 707: Meow! So happy they are coming! Zen will hate it but Seven meowie loves it!

[Location]

Casual Story Day 4 - 22:00

"The game that starts again"

Jumin Route Day 9 – 09:43

"Plan"

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~ Initial Guest Email

Dear Party Representative,

Meow, President of PATS

Hello! I'm the president of People Affectionate Towards Cats, in short, PATS!

Kittie 707 told us about the party so I'm sending the email meow! Cats are sensitive to environments and get stressed easily meow.

We do too meow.

So we'd like for most people to be cat lovers… How well do you know about cats?

Do you know where cats like to be stroked the most meow?

~ Incorrect 1st Response

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~ Guest (1st Incorrect) Email

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~ Correct 1st Response: "Head meow!"

Meow President of PATS

Meow, MC

Hello meow! I'm MC, the party representative kittie!

Cats love their heads stroked meow! They like you touching body parts that are hard for them to groom meow!

~ Guest (1st Correct) Email

Dear MC Kittie,

Meow, Presidents of PATS

Correct meow! You know well meow! They purr when you touch

their heads meow! I feel like I'm going to melt when I see that meow!

When you pat their heads, sometimes you get locked into their eyes meow.

Some special loves have different colored eyes. Do you know what that is called meow?

~ Incorrect 2nd Response

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~ Guest (2nd Incorrect) Email

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~ Correct 2nd Response: "Odd eye meow!"

Meow President of PATS,

Meow, MC

Odd eye meow!! It happens because of a difference in melanin pigmentation in each eye meow!

So mysterious and beautiful meow!

~ Guest (2nd Correct) Email

Dear MC Kittie,

Meow, President of PATS

Not just odd-eye ones, but all cats have mysterious and beautiful eyes meow~!

Cats are very clean creatures so they clean themselves up, and you don't have to potty train them meow.

Do you know what kind of sand you have to use for their litter box meow?

~ Incorrect 3rd Response

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~ Guest (3rd Incorrect) Email

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~ Correct 3rd Response: "Crystal litter"

Meow President of PATS,

Meow, MC

There are many kinds, but crystal litter makes everything convenient meow!

It also prevents desertification meow~

~ Guest (3rd Correct) Email

Dear MC Kittie,

Meow, President of PATS

You kittie must really love cats meow! I think our members of PATS will feel safe at the party meow.

Let's groom each other when we see you at the party meow!

Then see you later meow!

[Personal Info] One day, the cats caught several rats and arranged them in a heart shape to express their gratitude.

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Cat Shelter (@ catprotect)

A cat shelter organization created by cat moms.

[RFA Comment] Jumin: First let me thank you for inviting the group that I suggested. So many more cats will become happy if more people find out about this shelter at the party.

[Location]

Zen Route Day 5 – 16:56

"Jumin’s offer"

Yoosung Route Day 6 – 07:05

"Kitten"

Deep Story Day 2 - 02:11

"Expressing emotion"

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~ Initial Guest Email

Dear RFA Guest Coordinator,

Peace and Love, Head of Cat Shelter

Hello… I'm the head of Cat Shelter. haha (OA>)

We protect street cats, feed them, and provide an environment where they can coexist with other cats.

We receive a lot of help from cat daddies and cat mommies like Jumin who told us about the party.

But we are still lacking in funds, so we hope to meet an organization or group who can give us some help.

Do you think it's a good choice to attend the party? (OAT)

~ Incorrect 1st Response

Dear Head of Cat Shelter,

Best, MC

Hello, I'm MC, the RFA representative.

To be honest, I don't know if anyone other than Jumin there will like cats.

I know for sure that some of the guests hate cats.

~ Guest (1st Incorrect) Email

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~ Correct 1st Response: "Of course!"

Dear Head of Cat Shelter,

Best, MC

Hello! I'm MC, the RFA guest coordinator.

You are doing such a huge kindness to cats to operate a shelter for cats.

We are currently inviting organizations that can help each other, so please don't worry and come to the party!

~ Guest (1st Correct) Email

Dear MC,

Peace and Love, Head of Cat Shelter

(OAT) Whew! I'm glad to hear that haha…

There are still so many cats that live on the streets. I hope those kiddos come to the shelter and stay in a good environment. But it saddens me to see that so many of them are very traumatized…

They run away as soon as you reach out for them…

~ Incorrect 2nd Response

Dear Head of Cat Shelter,

Best, MC

Just like people communicate best through touch, I'm sure if you pet them they'll feel your love!

Sneak towards them, hug them, and rub your face on them~! They'll feel the love for sure!

~ Guest (2nd Incorrect) Email

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~ Correct 2nd Response: "Give them food and wait."

Dear Head of Cat Shelter,

Best, MC

It could be dangerous to take them away by force. The mom can abandon the kitten… Or it might attack you in fear T_T

I think it's best to provide them food and wait until they open up. Wait and see. I think that is the first step we have to take.

~ Guest (2nd Correct) Email

Dear MC,

Peace and Love, Head of Cat Shelter

You are right. We shouldn't rush them just because we want to. (TAT)

I want to let more people know about cat adoption so that the cats that come to our shelter find a loving family. Can you think of a good way to do this?

I'm sure many around us love cats. You should call them and convince them to take the cat!

~ Incorrect 3rd Response

Dear Head of Cat Shelter,

Best, MC

~ Guest (3rd Incorrect) Email

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Why don't you advertise it on social media sites? Many people will see it, and the feedback will be instant.

~ Correct 3rd Response: "Social media sites."

Dear Head of Cat Shelter,

Best, MC

~ Guest (3rd Correct) Email

Dear MC,

I'm not really familiar with social media, but I should create an account right now! (OAO)!! Of course, we'll be very careful with the actual adoption process.

It would be great if we could meet more generous people like you.

Then see you at the party. Toodle-loo!

Peace and Love, Head of Cat Shelter

[Personal Info] But he is very kind when teaching cooking to young children. When his sous-chef saw him being so kind, he was so shocked he dropped a bunch of plates.

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Cat Shelter (@ chef)

One of the best chefs in the world famous for his foul mouth.

[RFA Comment] 707: Wow!! I finally get to eat RamG's food? I'm so excited!!

[Location]

Deep Story Day 3 – 12:02

"Lunch"

Jaehee Route Day 8 – 10:17

"Relaxing cafe"

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~Initial Guest Email

Dear RFA Party Coordinator,

-Chef RamG

Hello, I'm Chef RamG. I hope you don't waste my time.

I don't need to hear any pathetic explanations, so just answer

my questions!!!! Alright??!!!!

A very, very easy question. I'll go ballistic if you can't answer.

So choose wisely.

How many cups of water do you need when making ramen?

~ Incorrect 1st Response

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~ Guest (1st Incorrect) Email

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~ Correct 1st Response: "3 cups, chef"

Dear Chef RamG,

Sincerely, MC

Yes, chef.

Hello, my name is MC.

For one portion of ramen, 3 cups is appropriate.

~ Guest (1st Correct) Email

Dear RFA Representative,

-Chef RamG

I don't care about your name!

I'll let you go this time because you got it right, but next time,

I won't even give you a chance to answer.

But 3 cups of water is the perfect amount. Very harmonious.

This isn't it. Are you interested in desserts? You'd better be.

I'm sure you know that the dough is crucial in baking cookies.

Do you know what to do when you want crispy cookies?

~ Incorrect 2nd Response

Dear Chef RamG,

You have to thoroughly knead the dough to bake delicious cookies.

~ Guest (2nd Incorrect) Email

The more you knead, the more you will be able to produce crispy and light cookies.

Sincere, MC

Dear RFA Representative,

Crispy? ? !!!!! Did you just say crispy? ! ! ! You mean crunch ! ! ! THE SOUND OF YOUR TEETH BRAKING!!!!

Cookies made that way will be so hard they can be put into bulletproof vests!!

You'll be able to get a job in the munitions business right away. NEW BULLETPROOF VESTS MADE OUT OF COOKIES!

I hope the party serves the cookies you've made. I'll have to think more about attending for the sake of my teeth.

-Chef RamG

~ Correct 2nd Response: "You mix as if you're cutting"

Dear Chef RamG

Sincerely, MC

Yes chef, you mix as if you're cutting.

Kneading the dough will make the cookies hard, so you have to mix with the spatula as if you are cutting the dough.

~ Guest (2nd Correct) Email

Dear RFA Representative,

-Chef RamG

So you know the basics. Some people keep on kneading because they saw it on a cartoon, and obviously don't care about their teeth. Or maybe theirs are made of steel.

Next question. Do you know how long it takes to perfectly steam crab?

~ Incorrect 3rd Response

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~ Guest (3rd Incorrect) Email

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~ Correct 3rd Response: "20 minutes"

Dear Chef RamG,

Sincerely, MC

Yes chef, it's 20 minutes. You thoroughly clean the crab, and put it upside down in the streamer so that the juice doesn't drip.

I heard it's good to leave it in the streamer for an extra five minutes after turning off the fire.

~ Guest (3rd Correct) Email

Dear RFA Representative,

-Chef RamG

You are correct. Very nice job. You're different from all the other party coordinators I've met until now.

I hope my employees learn from you. I almost want to offer you a job at one of my restaurants.

I'll be very disappointed if the party serves bad food, but I trust that won't be the case.

[Personal Info] He's quite anxious these days as his daughter's started complaining about getting sick of cherries. His cousin owns a winery.

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Cherry Farm (@ cherryfarm)

Once you start talking with him, you find yourself ordering cherries without knowing..

[RFA Comment] 707: Thanks to you talking with the owner of Cherry Farm, we get to eat a bunch of cherries at the party, right? You're awesome!

[Location]

Jaehee Route Day 5 – 23:04

"Jumin back from the business…"

Jumin Route Day 5 – 17:16

"Did you see a woman?"

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~ Initial Guest Email

Dear RFA Representative,

Best, Cherry Farm Owner

Come to Cherry Farm for the freshest cherries on earth!

Hello, I'm the owner of Cherry Farm. I haven't grown cherries for long, but I can assure you they are as sweet as tasty, if not more, as other farms.

You can determine how fresh they are by the color of the stem.

Do you know which color means they are fresh?

~ Incorrect 1st Response

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~ Guest (1st Incorrect) Email

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~ 1st Correct Response: "Green"

Dear Cherry Farm Owner,

Best, MC

Hello. I am MC, RFA's party guest coordinator!

I really love cherries! I'm so excited to talk to someone who actually grows them :)

Aren't cherries fresh the more green their stems are? I always make sure to look at the stems before buying!

~ Guest (1st Correct) Email

Dear MC,

Best, Cherry Farm Owner

If I go to the party, you'll be able to taste our cherries there.

If you wat ome right now, call our farmasap… Ahem, I mean, never mind. (ᶦ ʷʳᵒᵗᵉ ᶦᵗ ˡᶦᵏᵉ ᵗʰᶦˢ ᶦⁿ ᵐʸ ⁿᵒᵗᵉˢ ᵇᵘᵗ ᶦᵈᵏ ᶦᶠ ʰᵉ'ˢ ᵗʰᵉ ᵒⁿᵉ ᵗʸᵖᵒ⁻ᶦⁿᵍ ᵒʳ ᵐᵉ)

There's one inconvenient aspect about eating cherries, which is the seed.

You have to spit it out every time you eat, so it's much more convenient if you get rid of it first.

What method do you use to get rid of the seed?

~ Incorrect 2nd Response

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~ Guest (2nd Incorrect) Email

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~ 2nd Correct Response: "Poke it with a straw!"

Dear Cherry Farm Owner,

Best, MC

I take out the stem, and use a straw to push out the seed!

I always have a straw in hand when I eat cherries.

I'm really a huge fan ><! I really want some right now~

~ Guest (2nd Correct) Email

Dear MC,

Best, Cherry Farm Owner

If you really want cherries, just call XXX-XXXX-XXX and… Ahem, I mean, never mind.

Do you know what cherries are called? People compare it to a jewel.

Do you know what?

~ Incorrect 3rd Response

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~ Guest (3rd Incorrect) Email

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~3rd Correct Response: "Diamond"

Dear Cherry Farm Owner,

Best, MC

Diamond! I thought it'd be ruby since they are red, but it's diamond!

They smell and taste good, and are even good for your health! I'd feel so rich if I have a basket full of cherries~

~ Guest (3rd Correct) Email

Dear future client MC,

Best, Cherry Farm Owner

I would love to tell you how good our cherries are. We can provide free cherries at the party. If you really love our cherries, please call….

Hahaha, I'm only joking…. or am I? Anyways, see you at the party, future client of ours ^^

[Personal Info] He's concerned about how his hair's been growing very slowly since he shave his head. Rumor say he's been noogling all night.

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National Freeze University Tuition (@ college)

President of the National Freeze University Tuition Committee

[RFA Comment] Jaehee: I'm sure a lot of university students will see the benefit when many people come to support the committee due to the party. I think you've helped them take a big step forward.

[Location]

Jaehee Route Day 6 – 01:11

"Yoosung and the tuition"

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~ Initial Guest Email

Dear RFA's party representative,

Sincerely, President of National Freeze University Tuition Committee

Hello!

We are a group that aims to freeze the tuition of all universities across the nation.

We even shaved our heads to show how committed we are to the cause!

It's not because I'm already bald…! Nope, never! That is never the case!!

I think many people will know about our cause through the party.

We'd like to go out onto the streets beforehand and tell people of our cause.

When do you think is the best time?

~ Incorrect 1st Response

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~ Guest (1st Incorrect) Email

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~ 1st Correct Response: "Noon"

Dear President of National Freeze University Tuition Committee,

Best, MC

Hello! I'm MC, RFA's party guest coordinator.

May students will be lessened of their burden if tuitions are frozen, so I think it's a good cause. I think noon is a good time since people will be out and about for lunch!

~ Guest (1st Correct) Email

Dear RFA Party Coordinator,

Best, President of National Freeze University Tuition Committee

Thank you! We should also go out in the evening when people are going home from work!

We don't want to make a racket, so we're planning of holding pickets!

But I have zero sense in colors.

I'd really appreciate it if you could recommend a color combination that pops out!

~ Incorrect 2nd Response

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~ Guest (2nd Incorrect) Email

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~ 2nd Correct Response: "Yellow and black"

Dear President of National Freeze University Tuition Committee,

Best, MC

How about black and yellow? Even when we study, we highlight black text with yellow.

Like that, you could write in yellow on a black background or vice versa.

I think those two colors really pop out. Why don't you try it?

~ Guest (2nd Correct) Email

Dear RFA Party Coordinator,

Best, President of National Freeze University Tuition Committee

Thank you! I first thought of red and orange, but my teammates would have killed me if I said that! haha

All the members love your recommendation.

As I said, we want to go out during the evening as well. Do you know anything else we can bring to the protest?

~ Incorrect 3rd Response

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~ Guest (3rd Incorrect) Email

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~ 3rd Correct Response: "Candlelight"

Dear President of National Freeze University Tuition Committee,

Best, MC

Why don't you guys stand in line and hold candlelights?

I think it will be a good metaphor for the cause.

I'll support the movement!

~ Guest (3rd Correct) Response

Dear RFA Party Coordinator,

Best, President of National Freeze University Tuition Committee

Thank you! We will do our best for the students!

Thank you so much for inviting our committee to the party!

See you there!

[Personal Info] They are interested in handsome corporate heirs, and although they pretend not to, they chase after Director Jumin Han.

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The Cultured Citizens Association (@ culture)

The Cultured Citizens Association has fastidious requirements for joining.

[RFA Comment] Jumin: They call themselves cultured citizens, but they seem to be interested in young corporate heirs. But nothing bad will come out of being acquainted with them.

[Location]

Casual Story Day 3 – 10:50

"The person that has to be…"

Deep Story Day 3 – 02:59

"Zorro poster"

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~ Initial Guest Email

Dear Party Coordinator,

Hello, we are the Cultured Citizens Organization, a group of elites who enjoy sophisticated activities.

I actually wanted to discuss the party with Jumin who informed us about it.

A corporate heir like him is the perfect fit for our organization. He has a thick wallet and he is handsome.

Sincerely, Cultured Citizens Representative

It was disappointing that we couldn't talk to him but this will have to do for now.

Oh right. I have to buy my puppy a blanket.

Could you recommend a nice brand for me?

~ Incorrect 1st Response: "Forever 27"

Dear Cultured Citizens Representative,

Sincerely, MC

Hello, I am MC, the party coordinator.

I think the brand Forever 27 will fit the Cultured Citizens very well.

Of course, you can tell that it's copied from many other brands though.

~ Guest (1st Incorrect) Response

Dear MC,

Sincerely, Cultured Citizens Representative

Forever 27? How could you recommend such a brand?

Very disappointing. We will not be attending the party.

~ Correct 1st Response: "Borborry"

Dear Cultured Citizens Representative,

Sincerely, MC

Hello, I am MC, the party coordinator.

I can give you all the information you need instead of Jumin.

I would recommend Borborry, since it is a classic and luxurious brand.

As I'm sure the members of Cultured Citizens enjoy high quality products, the blanket will suit your puppy perfectly!

~ Guest (1st Correct) Email

Dear MC,

Sincerely, Cultured Citizens Representative

Borborry? What a nice recommendation. You have good taste.

I have another question. Is the necktie that Jumin wears from Verragamo?

I would like to know what I can start a conversation about it with him.

~ Incorrect 2nd Response

Dear Cultured Citizens Representative,

Sincerely, MC

Well, I don't know…

I don't know about men's ties… but… maybe it's from Forever 27?

~ Guest (2nd Incorrect) Email

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~ Correct 2nd Response: "It is Verragamo."

Dear Cultured Citizens Representative,

Sincerely, MC

I am glad that you like the brand I recommended.

Your guess is correct. He does wear Verragamo frequently.

I am impressed at your quick eye. Indeed, I don't expect anything else from a member of Cultured Citizens.

~ Guest (2nd Correct) Email

Dear MC,

Sincerely, Cultured Citizens Representative

Oh, of course. I belong to Cultured Citizens, haha.

I have one more question to ask.

Since we are an elite organization, we cannot attend just any parties, so please excuse me having to ask so many questions!

I am curious of what other guests will be attending the party…

Will there be many other young handsome men there?

~ 3rd Incorrect Response

Dear Cultured Citizens Representative,

Sincerely, MC

There will be a lot of men at the party, but I think all the good looking ones will be taken.

~ Guest (3rd Incorrect) Response

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~ 3rd Correct Response: "Flower bed of pretty boys"

Dear Cultured Citizens Representative,

Sincerely, MC

Jumin will of course be there as well as an actor, college student, computer technician, photographer… and other many more talented and handsome young men.

I am sure that it will be the kind of party that you wish for.

~ Guest (3rd Correct) Email

Dear MC,

Sincerely, Cultured Citizens Representative

I am really liking what I hear. I think that will be my most favorite

part. From what I get from your email, you seem to have a good understanding of luxuries, so I think the party will be very luxurious as well.

Then, see you at the party.

#mystic messenger #mysmes #it would've been better if i posted it when it would be fully completed but #given how i procrastinated that for over 3 years i think posting this is better than nothing

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