#category seven autism event

[st4rshiptr00per]

[crownestyn]

[art-making-grat]

[tofu-bento-box]

TODAY’S BIRD BALDUR’S GATE THREE ENJOYER?????

This is the best post on the bg3 subreddit everyone go home fhdndhd i love when this happens in games and movies omg 😆❤️

[nylongenesis]

Woe. Surprise comic be upon ye

Been thinking abt a pokemon/tma au for a while. Now it kinda has a story. God forbid I make anything where nobody suffers. Sorry Michael

[sunstream7]

ALL HELL POSTER BABYYYY

[liminalkandlez]

i have been drawing so many things lately but unfortunately i can't figure out if any of you will ever see it until i start drawing something else. i am very unreasonably afraid of showing my content of this one particular fixation right now aaagghhhhh

[unsettlingcreature]

i'm not going to tag the person because i know this is me being an angry little thing and i just want to get feelings out rather than start beef BUT. I just saw someone compare the towns in BG3 to the towns in Morrowind AND Oblivion AND Skyrim, saying that BG3 towns feel like real towns and i just-

okay, first of all, those three games were all originally made over a decade ago. morrowind was over two decades ago. we cannot, in good faith, compare the games properly, not just because of their age but because the games are trying to do different things.

that aside, if we WERE to compare them. all three of those games were originally made for older systems, that typically did not have the same amount of juice that current computers have. additionally, they had to be compatible with consoles. in order for the games to run somewhat decently (at least by bethesda's gloriously buggy standards) and with the technology they had available at the time, it was probably impossible to make a game with even ONE town that compared to how busy and lively they are in BG3.

and then they tried to pull enderal into the comparison, saying it sort of makes the towns feel better like, yeah! because enderal didn't have to release on consoles or be optimised for low-end PCs! the computer I used when enderal first released would CHUG for enderal on the lowest quality settings compared to skyrim.

i'm- ouuuurrrgghhhhhhhhhh- we don't have to compare baldurs gate three to every video game in existence blease im begging u

[vamp--dad]

I'm sorry for the logging every trigun post in sight I'm having a moment

[gnewarned]

I swear I will watch Scavenger's Reign soon I am just in the middle of a very important Jojo phase rn

[jumpscaregoose]

so I've been watching dark gathering this season right

GUESS WHAT BABY

[ghastmaskzombie]

For some reason that I can’t begin to fathom, tonight* I decided to ask myself, would the characters of EGS be Precure fans? And I’m just gonna run with that thought for a minute because why not. Grace and Ashley both absolutely are. It just feels like their kind of thing. Sarah isn’t particularly interested but Grace talked her into watching it with her because Grace’s excitement is infectious. Justin and Diane have never heard of such things but if they did their reaction would be “Not for me, but let people have their fun.” Tedd, Elliot, and Ellen all thought it wasn’t their kind of anime (Elliot and Ellen don’t even really watch anime iirc), but then each of them was passing through the room when a fight scene came on and they were transfixed for about ten seconds before sitting down and watching the rest of the episode without further comment. And they probably all did it consecutively, within the span of one episode, because it’d be funnier that way. I think Susan is slightly insulted by the extreme stereotypical femininity of magical girls in general but she saw how the Precure can punch and decided that was feminist enough to be acceptable. Still not a fan, though. I’m not super sure about Nanase but I feel like she’d see the others watching it and get a weird kind of jealous, like “Come on, I can do anything they can: I transform to power up, I punch giant monsters in the face, my hair is a primary colour, I’m even gay for crying out loud, what more do you people want.” Ironically, she’s the only one who can still follow the plot when she’s not watching the screen. Oh, and I think Cure Custard would be Grace’s favourite.

*asking the real queuestions

[44-mr-midnight-44]

Me when I know 🤭

I like the idea that in this AU, Alan is the source for all the sticks being alive.

Like- when Chosen and Dark went on their killing spree, they spread their ‘life’ from Alan to all the other sticks, making them sentient.

Also,

When God is being tortured by other Gods and you can’t do anything but watch:

hmm, maybe!

i was intending to go for the idea that he isn't the source for all living sticks... not directly, at least. not in this life.

but that's just the template lore i use for my non-family hollowhead aus, i might change it up for this one! or not, who knows

... the Foundation might think that alan is the source of all the living sticks, though. hehe

[kandicon]

The more I think about how a human, modern au Toy Soldier wouldn't work the more obsessed I get with TRYING to make it work and frankly there's only a few more loops in this self dooming cycle before I make a college au for all of them.

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Okay I saved this post to my drafts and then immediately had more thoughts on this hypothetical college au. All the mechs should be as close to their canon events/back stories as possible to avoid having wildly different personalities (obviously there will still be very differing personalities due to not being immortal space pirates, but this would be easiest). It would be a extremely sketchy comedy of errors.

Obviously this takes place in community college because community colleges are just like that™

Put under the cut because it got a bit long.

Jonny:

Still killed his dad and the entirety of the casino.

Using the money he got from the casino and Jack to fund his way through a college hours away from his hometown.

Is constantly paranoid over someone coming after him for his murders or finding out that his highschool diploma is a forgery (he didn't finish his last two years because of said murders).

Ashes:

Being put through college by the Lucky Sevens, and still does tracking work for them despite only being able to physically visit their turf over break.

Smooth Mickey has only just started working with the Aces in Ashes' freshman year.

It is going to be a WILD senior year when Ashes breaks open Mickey's scheme.

Banned from the card games club.

Tim:

Transfer student from London that only entered college in the first place to dodge the draft. He never expected to enter college in the first place and is therefore woefully unprepared.

Wildly protective over Bertie, who transferred with him and is the reason he dodged the draft in the first place.

Not as murderous as the canon Tim, but certainly getting there over immigration and transfer laws in the US.

Still has the first name of Gunpowder.

It is gonna be a WILD senior year when he and Bertie get caught up in the Lucky Sevens debacle and Bertie dies.

Raphaella:

Nobody knows what major she's taking, because by all intents and purposes it appears to be all of them.

She's breaking into the chem lab and making lsd after hours to fund her way through college.

Has cute little wings on her backpack that she made herself, but in reality they're just hidden storage compartments that she's been using to steal lab equipment.

Ivy:

Nothing about her is different except for the fact her autism is diagnosed this time.

She works at the community library and the college library. She started her major in library sciences, only to discover that she already knew more about it than her professors, so now she's an English lit major.

Marius:

Also got in on forged documents, but his are significantly shittier than Jonny's or Ashes' because he didn't have the money to pay someone for it. Still nobody comments on the birth certificate with "Byron" covered over with off-color white-out and replaced with "Marius.

He also completely erased the gender category while he was at it. Again, nobody who actually looks at these documents is paid enough to care.

Still missing an arm and he has broken up AND started fights by hitting people with his prosthetic.

Getting his doctorate in computer science, but usually does not tell people exactly what he's majoring in when he tells people he's going to be a doctor.

Nastya:

Fleeing a Russian rebellion and very obviously comes from wealth.

Her backstory is the same, just without the robots. Her history of wealth and terrible attempts at hiding her accent are painfully obvious to everyone she interacts with.

Double majoring in engineering and computer science. Unintentionally breaks Marius' scheme open when she asks to copy his notes when she missed a day for a class they share (she would have broken it faster if she knew what he was doing).

Was assigned as Raphaella's roommate and she gets free estrogen in exchange for ignoring everything else that's going on.

Got dragged into the friend group by Jonny after he came over one day to hang out with Raphaella and they bonded over disabling circulatory issues.

Brian:

On the run from the religious cult he grew up in, which he was kicked out of because he got internet access and started learning about reality.

Still has a hard time believing most people he'll talk to will accept basic facts like "the Earth is a sphere"

Did not have to forge papers to get in, but he would later get recommended to a good forger by Jonny and get some restraining orders out of it.

Ambulatory wheelchair user (because it makes me happy) with an extreme case of moral ocd

The Toy Soldier:

Holy shit this bitch had a bad childhood

In a dissociative state a good 90% of the time and has huge sensory issues with the feeling of its own flesh

Goes by "TS" and adamantly refuses to tell anybody why.

Being put through college by their wealthy adoptive mother. Definitely lied about the college being prestigious and doesn't want to examine exactly why it did that or why it felt so soul-crushingly important to get out of the country.

Was adopted by the widow after her husband died at war. Was basically treated as one family member swapped for another and was expected to grow up in his image and to be proper.

Walking on eggshells 24/7. Orders might as well still be a physical necessity to it for how much of a compulsion they are. Will jump to do anything to appease the people around it if they show any indication of being upset.

Tim becomes its first friend because him and Bertie are the only other transfer students from London. It rather likes talking about guns with him and giving away all its care packages to him so it doesn't dwell on why they make it so uncomfortable.

Starts off majoring in military studies over the ages, but will switch to general music studies after meeting the Angel.

Spoiler alert: it will still kill the Angel after she gets into a relationship with someone else, but thankfully this just makes a wild junior year instead of adding to the already wild senior year.

Obviously they're all still in a band together. And they're the most dysfunctional friend group this poor college has ever seen.

[creative-clawmarks]

So I'm currently experiencing a Category Seven Autism Event.

Felt nostalgic for Spore Creatures on the DS, got inspired by some swageriffic posts, drew a thing.

This is my Oogie, It's like if a horse was actually a squid. I remember save-scumming by the Jungu so I could get the Ohi mouth cuz I thought it looked the coolest, and I would always stack multiple tails on top of each other so the idea here is that the 'tail' is actually multiple tentacles coiled together.

Anyway, you ever think about how the plot of this game is that a scientist pisses off the local ecosystem so much that a wild animal gains sentience just so it can hyjack his car and maul him to death?

10/10 game, more people should play it.

[d-vewing]

♡ Jiraidoll ♡

[pt: jiraidoll] [no spoons for id]

Jiraidoll is a sublabel under @acetrappolaswife 's genderdoll system, in which you feel like a (lifestyle) landmine and a doll, a doll of (lifestyle) landmines!

"fashion landmines" dont touch or im snapping your ankles like firewood, im going through a category seven autism event so lots of doll genders coming rn

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