#cat robot id back

[howspital]

✦ — kittie robot id pack /ᐠ - ˕-マ⌒)ᦱ

requested by @candieclawz

names ﹔

kitro , digi , robetta , catine , cybersel , catbow , robell , kittybell , linebow , botsia , emille , lina , nyaline , meowlita , roletta , cyberbow , catene , catty , botbe , marline , catfria , cerbo , kitna , botbit , kitla , bella , meri , cataline , catbot , katnie , nyala , rina , bobo , bibi , robett , robat

pronouns ﹔

cat / cats , robo / robots , nya / nays , cir / circuit , paw / paws , wire / wires , meow / meows , glitch / glitches , nip / nips , zi / zis , kitty / kittys , fe / line , bell / bells , bot / bots , purr / purrs , whisk / whisker , vy / vym , ke / kim , kit / kits , cer / serbo , net / network , hard / wire , ele / electric , digital / digitals

titles ﹔

the robo kitty / cat , the cyborg feline , prn who is a kitty / cat robot , the kitty / cat with wires , the kittyrobot , prn with wires for whiskers , the kitty / cat with malware , the robotic kitty / cat , wired~up cat bot , prn who is a catbot , the catbot companion , the cat who is cyber , the cat with an antenna

flags ﹔

robocatgender , glitchsilly , cybercattic , kittykaomojic , catdigital , cybercatgender , digicat

[tikitakatia]

Louvre — A. Putellas x Reader

Alexia was already plotting her escape.

She’d barely stepped out of the Olympic village before regretting every decision that led her here. Not to Paris, not to the Olympics, but to this detour. Her teammates, running on impulse and questionable group logic, decided that they just had to visit the Louvre today, specifically the Egyptian wing. Apparently, team bonding now involves learning about mummification techniques. She supposes it might come in handy the next time the refs let a clear penalty slide.

Jenni was practically bouncing like a child that was fed too much sugar. Misa, who´s now fully immersed in her TikTok influencer era, was narrating every step like it was meant to be a viral trend. Irene and Laia had been arguing for ten straight minutes over whether ancient Egyptians worshipped cats or just really liked them. Alexia, meanwhile, was weighing her options: fake an emergency, claim sudden heat exhaustion, or just disappear quietly and hope no one noticed until she was already at the beach volleyball courts. Anything to escape another hour of 'team bonding.'

And that’s how you meet her.

You.

The tour guide. Underpaid, over-caffeinated, and radiating the kind of forced enthusiasm usually reserved for theme park employees in August. You spot them immediately, voice slightly too loud, smile a little too tight and donning Olympic gear acting like it makes them blend in. It doesn’t.

But then there’s her.

Leaning against a wall like it's personally inconveniencing her, arms folded with precision, brow set in a permanent state of "don’t even try me." She's wearing sunglasses indoors, not the oversized fashion kind, but the 'I’ve made a conscious decision to block all of this out' kind. You can’t tell if she's a chaperone, a coach, or just someone who took a wrong turn and is now emotionally trapped in the Egyptian wing. She doesn't speak, doesn't move, and yet somehow broadcasts a full essay titled I Would Rather Be Literally Anywhere Else.

You recognize that look. You’ve seen it on grumpy dads stuck at brunch, teenagers at family reunions, and one duchess at a ribbon-cutting ceremony who clearly wanted to set the building on fire. Whoever she is, she looked like she was more interested in being a mummy than learning about one.

“Welcome to the Louvre!" you announce, voice a little too bright, in that tone that screams, I am seconds away from losing it, but I’m smiling through the existential crisis anyway. You quickly scan their name tags and IDs to familiarize yourself, then your eyes land on the bored-looking blonde in sunglasses like a magnet. You read her nametag, Alexia, and give her another look. This is going to be a fun tour.

You kick off the tour in the section which also happèns to be your comfort zone. Not because you’re obsessed with mummies or anything, but because, let’s face it, the statues can’t talk back. And thank God for that, because if they could, they’d probably ask you the same stupid questions a thousand times a day. You launch into your usual spiel about the Rosetta Stone replica, spewing out facts you’ve memorized so well you’re pretty sure they’ve been burned into your DNA at this point. It's automatic. It's almost robotic. But hey, it’s a job. And you’re doing it.

But then you glance at her again. There she is in the back, looking like she was about to fall asleep on her feet. And then, just to top it off, you swear she yawns, and not just a casual yawn. No, no. It’s an audacious yawn. A yawn so big it could eclipse the entire museum´s collection, making you wonder if maybe she's part of some secret society of people who can’t be impressed by 3,000-year-old artifacts. The audacity of this woman.

You’re speechless for a second, standing there in utter disbelief, but you quickly recover.

Cool. Challenge accepted.

You lower your voice, just enough so only Alexia can hear. "This," you say, pointing to a funerary mask, "is believed to have been worn by ancient Egyptians to help hide their resting bitch face better than sunglasses."

Alexia’s eyebrows twitch slightly, like she's trying to hold back a smile. But as if in a last-ditch attempt to remain emotionally unaffected, she shoots you a look over her shades like you just told her the pyramids were built by camels.

You go on, unphased. "And this one here? The Anubis statue? Guardian of the afterlife. Also the first to popularize the smokey eye."

This time, she snorts.

"What was that?" Irene turns to look at her.

"Nothing," Alexia mutters, smoothing her face, her tone trying to hide the crack in her defenses.

You keep walking, dropping facts with the precision of someone who’s learned to keep this whole ‘tour guide’ thing going while simultaneously amusing themselves. Each one is aimed only at Alexia, like a game where the only rule is you have to try not to laugh.

"This papyrus scroll here? Early tax evasion forms."

"The sarcophagus? Absolutely cursed. By bad interior design."

"This entire wing? Sponsored by ancient trauma."

Each remark is met with an involuntary sound from Alexia. A laugh under her breath, an incredulous look, but she’s fighting it. Or at least, she’s trying to.

When you finally stop in front of the cat goddess Bastet, you can tell her teammates are trying to drag her out. You let them get just far enough away before you drop your next fact.

She’s still hovering, clearly trying to pull her composure together. "She protected households," you say, low again, "and invented knocking things off tables for sport."

Alexia glares at you, still fighting a smile. You can see she’s getting close to breaking so you point to a bunch of hieroglyphs on the wall.

You lean in, voice dropping just enough for her to hear. "And this one right here? Says ‘send nudes.’"

This time, there’s no stopping it. Alexia bursts into laughter, a loud, uncontrollable laugh that echoes through the room. Her teammates freeze, turning around to stare at her like she’s suddenly grown a second head.

"Alexia?" Jenni calls out, blinking in confusion.

Alexia just shakes her head, still laughing. "Nothing," she says, but the smile on her face gives her away.

Her teammates look confused, but you can see Alexia's walls crumbling. Her laughter starts to die down, and as she tries to compose herself, she bites her lip and shoots you a look.

"You’re making that up," she says, still trying to act all tough, but there's no hiding the grin tugging at her lips.

"Absolutely. But you believed me for half a second," you reply, unable to resist the smug satisfaction of getting under her skin.

She gives you a crooked smile, shaking her head in resignation, then turns to follow her teammates as they finally drag her out of the exhibit.

Two days later, your inbox pings.

Private Louvre tour request. Olympic Committee. Egyptian wing. No name.

You frown. Weird. Could be anyone. Could be another team of tourists who will complain about anything under the sun. Could be your worst nightmare. Who knows?

You show up anyway.

And there she is. Leaning against a column like this is now her new second home. The others are behind her, looking like they’ve just come off a 5-day hike through the Louvre's entire collection of obscure art. Clearly, they’re not happy to be here.

"You again?" you say, with a raised eyebrow, pretending you don’t already know exactly what’s going on.

"Missed your historical slander," Alexia says, deadpan, as if this is a normal thing to say to a tour guide.

Jenni groans dramatically from the back. "She literally made us cancel lunch for this."

They look like they’re already regretting their life choices, but you’re already leading them through the Greek wing, statues galore.

You lean closer to Alexia, dropping your voice just enough so only she hears. "This guy? Zeus. Massive ego. Turned into a swan to seduce someone. Because, you know, consent was apparently optional for ancient gods."

She raises an eyebrow, completely unamused. "A swan?"

"Yeah," you say, nodding seriously. "The original bird app."

You swear you hear her snort, and it’s louder than before, like she’s giving up on pretending to be unimpressed.

The others start to notice, slowly turning their heads toward the sound.

"You’re actually enjoying this," Irene says with a gasp, pointing at Alexia in disbelief. "Last week you said museums are just fancy sleeping areas."

"Shut up," Alexia mutters under her breath, trying to hide the smile that’s clearly threatening to crack her icy exterior.

"You made fun of me for liking art," Laia adds, half-shocked, half-amused.

"Still do," Alexia says without missing a beat. "But this guide lies better than you flirt."

You cough, covering up a laugh, but it’s clear you’ve won this round.

A few days later, another anonymous booking. This time, the Renaissance wing.

Olympic Committee. No name. But you’re not even surprised anymore.

You walk in. And there she is. Again. Waiting alone.

"Just you today?" you ask, trying to sound casual, like you’re not secretly a little excited.

"They're recovering," she says, her face completely straight.

"From art?" you ask, eyebrow raised.

"From me dragging them to three tours in a week," she admits, sounding almost proud of herself.

You grin. "Addicted to my lies now?"

"Something like that."

You step into the Renaissance section, ready to drop some fresh facts on the poor souls who just so happen to be standing next to you.

"Here we have the Mona Lisa," you announce dramatically. "Famously small. Famously smug. Fun fact: she’s actually judging you for your fashion choices."

Alexia stands next to you, arms almost brushing. Her lips twitch. "She looks like she’s holding in a fart."

You turn to her, mock-shocked. "How dare you. That’s the mother of all memes right there."

You move on and she follows, clearly enjoying herself.

"This one was painted with real lapis lazuli. Extremely rare. Also the reason blue pens exist today."

"That true?" she asks, raising an eyebrow.

You shrug casually. "Fifty-fifty. But it sounds good, right?"

She leans in a little closer. "Tell me more fake facts."

It keeps happening. More anonymous bookings. More sarcastic commentary. More time with her.

You start branching out. The Medieval section. The Islamic Art wing. Even the random furniture gallery.

"This chair once belonged to Napoleon. He sat on it after every failed date."

"These tiles were early prototypes for IKEA."

"This painting? Definitely haunted. But only if you yawn too loud near it."

Alexia eats it all up, each remark leaving you with the satisfaction of knowing you’ve cracked her tough exterior. Every smirk, every eye-roll you earn feels like a win.

By the sixth visit, Jenni finally confronts her.

"You realize you’ve seen more of the Louvre than the football field by now, right?"

Alexia rolls her eyes, unbothered. "It’s educational."

"You're flirting," Jenni presses, smirking.

"Shut up," Alexia says, but there’s a hint of a smile on her lips. She’s not fooling anyone.

After one particularly long tour through the Islamic Art section ("This calligraphy? Probably a 600-year-old text complaining about tourists"), Alexia lingers, pretending like she’s just inspecting the exhibits.

"Do you ever get tired of walking people through here?" she asks, leaning against a display like she’s been doing this her whole life.

"Not when they make weird faces at 12th-century tiles," you respond, smirking.

"I wasn’t making a weird face," she says, defending herself.

"You looked like you were trying to decode IKEA instructions in Arabic."

She laughs, and it's full this time. No hiding it. Her shoulders shake with genuine amusement. She leans in, her voice dropping just enough for you to hear.

"Okay. So what if I said I wanted a private tour... outside the Louvre?"

You blink, half-laughing, half-confused. "Like... a date?"

She pretends to think about it, looking up at the ceiling for dramatic effect. "Let’s call it a cultural exchange."

"That sounds suspiciously like Olympic Committee phrasing," you reply, raising an eyebrow.

She shrugs, completely unphased. "I can pull strings."

You shake your head, smiling. "Fine. But only if you promise to fact-check me."

"Never. That’s half the fun," she grins.

You grin right back. "God, you’re the most stubborn museum convert I’ve ever met."

"And yet..." she steps closer, voice quiet but playful. "Your favorite."

You don’t argue.

Because she is.

[inhuman-onhuman]

[*] Applicable to all nonhumans/alterhumans- otherkith, systems, voidpunk, etc.!

[**] Not when you found out about the terms. But when you first started to relate to things other than humans

My own experience (feel free to share your own in the comments/reblogs! id love to see it!):

Ever since I was young, I almost only consumed content about inhuman things. Robots, zombies, animals, nature… you name it. Warriors Cats, Transformers, My Little Pony, basically anything David Attenborough was in.

When I watched Pokemon as a kid; I didn’t want to be a trainer, I wanted to be a Pokemon. When I read about animals from the books in the library; I mimicked what they did, imagining myself as a cardinal flying through the trees or a serval stalking through the grasslands. A sundew curling around its prey, a werewolf’s painful transformation.

And well, I always had an active imagination. When I was in elementary school and preschool, you weren’t allowed to go back inside during recess if you were cold. So I just sorta taught myself how to perceive things differently! I could make my body warmer just by thinking of it. Then, later I could manifest the feeling of wings, animalistic legs, sharper teeth, horns… yeah.

This definitely led to where I am now. A both spiritual and psychological connection to who I am deep down. I am human, yes. But over a lifetime of being unable to relate to others led me to find kinship in unlikely places.

[hyuburt]

Lineup!!!

[ID: Two uncolored rough sketches of the homestuck girls lined up side by side, three on each image. The first one shows Aradia, Nepeta, and Kanaya side by side in order of blood color. Aradia is on the left and she is facing the viewer with one arm behind her back and the other raised with her hand splayed as though she is using her telekinesis. Her hair is long and curly, with two sections draping on either side of her face and over her chest. Her clothes are torn and visibly dirty. Her eyes have no pupils and her expression is calm and hollow. Next to her in the middle is Nepeta, who is energetically holding her clawed, gloved fists up next to her head in pride. She is considerably shorter than aradia, her long open jacket pooling on the floor behind her feet. The horns poking out of her hat gives the illusion of a cat face, and her two pointy bangs give the illusion of fangs. Her hair floofs out wildly around her face where it pokes out of her hat. Her expression is downright ecstatic, with a small button nose and freckles on her cheeks. To her right is Kanaya, who is notably taller than either of them. She is standing upright and still, with her hands clasped loosely below her stomach. She is wearing a shirt sleeved shirt over a long sleeved shirt, along with her signature long skirt that drapes around her slippered feet. She has a long straight nose and her expression is mild and neutral, though not unapproachable. The next image is a continuation of the homestuck girls lineup, continuing with Terezi, Vriska, and Feferi. Terezi is the shortest of the three and is drawn slightly chubby and with faint scars around her glasses, seemingly coming from her eyes. She is wearing a t-shirt, baggy jeans, and crocs with socks (though you can't see them.) She is grinning widely and holding her cane up in both hands across her body as though she is ready and eager to wack people with it. Next to her in the middle is Vriska, who is slightly taller and thinner, with a longer nose, and her expression makes her look like antagonistic, like she's laughing at someone meanly. Her robotic arm is adjusting her glasses while her other hand is on hip, and her stance is wide and confident. She is wearing her typical blazer, along with jeans that have rips and patches on them. The right lens of her glasses is augmented to make up for her missing eye. To the right of Vriska is Feferi, who is holding her trident behind her back and is leaning forward inquisitively. She appears excited and curious. Her long hair is wild and swept back from her forehead, where she has her heiress circlet. She is wearing a sleeveless shirt with several long necklaces, and an intricately shaped skirt that has two tails that drape behind her. She has on ankle bracelets and slippers. Freckles and moles are dotted all over her visible skin. End ID.]

[yuuainnie]

I just read your Midnight Masquerade Ball, and loved that story. I was wondering if I could request an Ortho x Reader, kind of like the ghost Ortho in that story. Like maybe after the events of Chapter 6, Ortho’s ghost was able to follow the Reader back to Ramshackle? Romantic please if you don’t mind. 🙏🏻💖

Midnight Masquerade Ball

[ Ortho? route : Sequel unlocked ]

Time setting: Book 6

the event with the magic mirror have been months ago, and you barely remember that it happened. Beside you thought it's just idia updating new things to Ortho processor that's why he don't remember why under the safe mode and whatnot.

But after some event where you encounter over blot of almost all dorm leader. You who hangout with the shroud when deuce and ace are in their dorm suddenly look at the two brothers while eating chips.

"At this point I'm not surprised if you two overblot. Its trending for house warden after all."

"... Yuuchi can you not curse us like that?! Don't raise death flag! You don't understand how serious that matter of blot is! It's a rare occurrence too!" Somehow idia words made you wonder how come his sounding like someone who's quite expert with such topic.

"Ahaha. If that's the case, here yuu~" Ortho laugh as he think that your words seems quite interesting, but then give you an black ID card. "If that ever happened this would be useful then.".

" O-ortho... Is that... Why are you giving yuuchi that card?!"

"Is it the famous black credit card that can pay for anything."

"Nope."

"Boring. Not interested then." Even so your joking about the black credit card. Ortho still give you the card and you have no choice but take it and made it to a bookmark for the potion class, then proceed to forget about it. You don't really think much about it. Till one day, grim and every people that overblot have been kidnapped. It was something...

" MY HOUSE! MY HOUSE I WORK MY ASS OFF!!" You cried dramatically, with full tears as you look at your broken wall and broken roof. Those blood bastards can't just ask nicely and not destroy your place? Good things never last!! Fuel by the thought that you will get grim back as well get some money to pay for your house you went to look for the culprit and found yourself in the island of whore... Cough island of woe. Or land of grief.

When you arrive in the island, you were welcome by Ortho and idia. "Welcome yuu~ " Ortho wave at your direction and you wave back at him. But then remember that it's his family robots that cause your dorm to be destroyed again. You scoff, look at the two brothers with bombastic side eyes, criminals offensive side eyes and then look away. So dramatic, so perfect.

"Ahaha. Yuu is really funny nii-san." The robot android laugh at your reaction as he whisper this to his older brother, as idia sigh. Idia then ask Rook and Epel for their reason to be in the land of grief and it was for Vil skin routine. To be honest, it's very understandable as you live a few days with Vil because of event last time.

"What about you Yuu-chi why do you want to go here?" Idia stared at you, through he already have a small guess why you wanna go here. "Want to groom Grim? Or give him his car food? Ahaha."

"..." You don't reply and only give them a cold glare, you then proceed to take our your calculator and notebook. "According to my calculations, the rooftop would cause —" you start to count the billing amount that needed for be paid for the damage, he stared at you in shock as you went out of script.

"— then there's grim cat food that get destroyed. It's very expensive, you need to buy it for me, I need 10 of the amount cause you made me experience emotional damage. It's bad you know?" Obviously you will try to swindle em out of cat food money.

"Wait wait am I talking to Yuuchi or Azulchi?! Why you making me pay for things the organization don't even destroyed? Swindle in board daylight!? And here I thought those things only happens in anime!!" idia quickly catch on your drift and you can only click you tongue in disappointment.

"Nii-san, it's a rare occurrence that yuu can visit our home. Maybe we can have a tour of our place~ "

"geez. I already told earlier that this isn't a tourist place to begin with. "

"Does this include free food."

"Yup~"

"ok." Your a very simple person. Ortho proceed to tour you, Epel, and rook around the place. At least to the safe places before going to what seems to be a meeting room of super heroes with how techno advance it look. After the tour and after Rook give the beauty product, you guys were given a room to stay for a bit. While you were enjoying you stay in the room, you heard someone calling for you.

"Yuu~" it sound like Ortho... Kinda. Sound like Ortho who hit adolescent or something. Or if could be a ghost! "Hmm what. " You were currently connected to the organization wifi because Ortho seems to think that you won't have anyone to tell them off too or won't even think of doing so. Beside his right, and your going to do your daily when this voice start to bug you.

"Yuu~" the voice called again as you tried to concentrate on the game your playing. You already saw your character died in the mobile game 5vs5 and then saw your game turn into losing when when the voice keep bugging you. Even flat out laugh at you.

"The enemy was hiding behind the bush."

"..."

"Use your third skill to help you ally.... Ahah. Why did you froze yuu? Now you died in game ~ big brother would laugh at such simple mistake ~"

"shut up!!!" You finally snap after the voice seems to not shut up at all. You look around the room and found no Ortho. You froze. You honestly thought Ortho was with you, at least that's what you mind told you even so you don't hear the door open at all.

But Ortho can unlock it since his an Android of this place... Many things run in your mind but it stop when you saw the door open and you saw flaming hair run out the hallway.

"Oh.... Am I supposed to chase him..." You wonder if your a cannon fodder in horror show if you did that, but then again remembering the things you been through those months. Something like horror most been easy mode for you ,who live with ghosts.

You sigh as you went out of the room and chase the figure as you thought that Ortho seems to want to play with you. As you follow him, you went down to a place like an underground of some old temple or something.

"Why you making me go to a classic horror B plot. This is not very cool." You commented to no one. You heard a giggle in the darkness as you walk down the stairs. "then why did you still follow if you knew that will be the case?" You heard Ortho? Reply in the deepest part of this place.

"Well, I have nothing better to do. And I know you brothers very well..." At least to some extent that Idia is all bark at most cases. And Ortho won't do anything his brother won't want.

".... Do you really ?" It seems that Ortho? Took a while to say those words. As you arrive in the ground floor. You heard the sound of grief coming from the hole. It's seems to be full of phantom or ghost or both. "Ah. That hole looks very dangerous... Very Dangerous..." You mumble going near the said covered hole.

"Yuu~ your quite idiotic don't you know?" A chuckle rang out of the covered hole. Before phantom inked hands come out and reach out toward you, same type of inked hands held your legs, enabling you from running away as a ink like creature seems to sip out of the covered hole.

".........." You were too shock to move and can only stare at the golden eyes that stared at you as the first set of phantom ink hands reach to hold your right hand and give it a soft kiss on the back of your palm. "Cheesy." Was the words you left out after the gentleman like miss from this phantom.

" Ahaha. Yuu~ your really interesting. Usually people would scream from fright or faint don't you think?" Ortho? Seems to enjoy your reaction but you can't really see his face, only his eyes.

"Who said I'm not frightened? Ah. My processor takes a long time to process my fear. I probably would faint any minute now." You rolled your eyes, making a haft joke statement— at least that's what you thinking as your brain finally realize the scenario. You fainted and your body fall toward the phantom because of gravity.

When your body get expose to more of the phantom ink, a bit of it start to become cold. But it's not noticeable as Ortho? Poke your unconscious form. "People of another world are really something else..." He seems to think about what to do with you.

.

.

When you open your eyes, you found yourself in white place. It's so bright, discord light mode is embarrassed. You look around the place and saw the same version of Ortho you saw from the masquerade ball a few months back.

"Prefect Yuu~" Ortho? Called out to you and you stared at him. Looking like a hawk looking at it's prey or an eye candy.

"Wow the genes of shroud sure is something else." You shamelessly compliment him. His quite good looking. Or at least that's what your mind telling you, this is probably a weird ass dream.

Usually in dreams you cant look at something far too long or it be distorted but you been looking at Ortho? For a while and he seems to stay as he is. Smiling while looking at you.

"...oh. This isn't a dream... I most be dead then." Your quite a optimistic (not) "not yet, it's called spirited away ~" he chime in. Sometimes he wonder just how think things so simple. But then again he remembers how you tease him when you two finally meet. It's really... Been a while.

"Oh. Are you H*ku and I'm ch*hiro then?" You made some illegal reference to a brand that's not sponsored and not related to Disney.

"What's that."

"Nothing." You quickly change the topic before you get lawsuit. "So what now?" You wonder why your spirited away by Ortho? To begin with. Now that you think about it. How come there's this Ortho and there's an Android Ortho? "Are you twins with android Ortho." You unconsciously ask out loud.

"Nope. My brother made him after I died. He was quite depress."

"........" This guy just said the most depressing thing and he still smile a out it. "Oh." You don't know what to say at least. What can you really say to a dead person? It's not like you can say condolences, it's an event from years back before you were here.

And thinking about what happened to earlier and what android Ortho said "or you'll end up like me."

When talking about phantom frozen in the eyes. His death probably cause by phantom. Basing that shroud family seems to run an organization for blots.

He probably died when young, hence the young looking appearance of android Ortho. ... Still what does it mean if you manage to solve the possible reason of his death and whatnot? You can't really say anything to a ghost to comfort about something like that, now can't you?

Wait ghost... Ghost... Evil spirit ... Hmmm.. why does that sound familiar.

..

"AHHH YOUR THE ONE WHO CAUSE ME TO BE SICK AND FORCE TO DRINK THOSE HORRIBLE MEDICINE!!" You pointed at him like it's the worse criminal and the worse offense he have done to you.

"But those medicine are really good for you, Yuu."

"Say that to my face if you can drink it with a straight face."

"..." It seems that he also can't drink it and have horrible memories of it. It most been one of his medicine he drink when his still alive. "Sorry." He apologize to you.

"Sorry too. I don't mean to yell." You felt bad when he apologize to you. "It's ok, I can see your point. Beside what can I help out with the shroud little ghost prince?" You don't get why he dragged you to be spirited away, based on the understanding on the event. There's probably a war going on the surface.

"I learn that Prefect Yuu is one of those helpful people in the world of twisted wonderland. Helping those who experience blot..." He start to flatter you with compliment you wonder what he wants from you really. "... Being compliment by a handsome guy makes me embarrassed." You honestly don't know what to say. Even so you know he probably will ask a favor from you. It's still not normal to get good words from good looking people.

Especially in this world. They rather talk shit in front of you than say something good. If they did, it's not cause one want to escape being punish by their dorm leader ( Ace) "ahaha. Seeing Prefect Yuu embarrassed is quite a cute sight. I can see why you want to tease Ortho before." Laughing seems so normal for him as you always hear it.

"Hmm. Well I like to tease your brother too cause your flame hair looks very cool with how it change color based on what you felt." You who been around the shroud have finally discovered the amazing hair color that will happen if trigger by emotion. It's quite funny. Idia doesn't think your funny when your deliberately do it through but doesn't say much cause your quite shameless and you three are quite close. "I don't see why you have to tease me to see my reaction. I don't think I look that funny to be an amusing sight." You sigh.

"Well I want to see your reaction Yuu, since this one of the rare occurrence I can see you face to face... At least as face to face as I can get." The white space around you two change into idia room. You look around and wonder if it's just and illusion or not. "I can only watch you from afar... I always wish that this day would come faster... " He reach out to you, you look at his hand that seems to be melting into ink, you reach out to intertwined your hand with him, his hand are cold and sticky cause of the ink. But he seems real enough to be called a ghost. "Ah. I have stalker... " You laugh as you take what you understand what he mean by that. He was taken back by what you take on what he just said, a bit of his hair have turn pink. "Little stalker, did you watch me all the time? Like watch me without privacy? Ah, you don't happen to be one of those ghost who—"

"no!! I don't d-do that... " His hair have turn pink now because of what you just said. The smile on your face seems so annoying to him as you began to counter his approach to you. He tried to move his hand away to hide his face but you refuse to let go of him. You shamelessly held his other hand to make sure he will not hide his face that seems to be so embarrassed and really cute sight to see.

"How would I believe you? The Ortho I know keep telling me about how my browser history is going to hell bound me. Since Ortho is probably based on you. Your probably worse." You were just bluffing, at least you wish you were. Android Ortho did peak on your browser history one time since you connected on their dorm wifi and he get curious what type of things you like to make sure he can be a good host. What he saw open his eyes and realize that you really are something else.

"I-im not... Geez... Ortho really..." He mumble to himself as if cursing his other brother about putting him in such situations. You think it's quite adorable he think android Ortho seems be treated as family still by original Ortho. "Hmm. I was just kidding. " You think teasing him might make him explode, you about to let go of his hand but he unconsciously refuse to let you go.

"Prefect... Don't let go yet..." He seems like a puppy that being bullied, by taking his favorite away. Holding the hand of the living, it felt weird but it's nice. He don't want to let go. Especially that he have limited time to do so. "Ah...fine." seeing how he acting pitiful like begging you to continue to held his hand. It made your heard ( ba-bump ) and flustered because your quite weak to good looking people.

You two stayed in a situation of just holding each other hand, you really wonder what he wanted from you. At least you know that you only meet him once. but he seems to know you very well. "Ortho..." You wanted to ask him something when his hand slowly let go of yours. "Yuu... I wanted to spend more time like this with you... But it seems my plan did not work... " He mumble, his eyes full of sadness.

"I-... " He wanted to say something but can't find himself to say it. He wonder if saying it will do anything. He believes that his just wasting his time, wasting his limited resources to do something selfish. But... This was the only time where the two of you are in a close approximate. Because his soul is in the underworld and you whos sleeping beside the gate of underworld, made him take the chances of being able to meet you again.

Even so, his older brother who have saw your almost cold body sleeping peacefully almost breathless begone to worry, even when the good guys want to save you who seems to enter a deep slumber. Where your soul is not within your body. Because he taken it to spend time with you, because of being selfish to spend more time with you.

He can't understand his self. His not living, why is he infuriating with a living that don't even belong in this world...

Maybe, maybe because you don't belong in this world. If your time have run out... You won't be able to meet him in the underworld. Because your soul doesn't belong to this world. Because this might the only chance he can get. Many thoughts comes in his mind, his form melted even more into ink.

"You like me?" You blurted out what he wanted to say. He found himself meek. He can only nod because he can't find his voice to say anything.

"Ohhhh... " You don't actually think he would agree in your question. Now you found yourself even more embarrassed. The sound of your heart seems to be so loud. "A-ahm.. i-is t-thats s-so... " You start to shutter on your words. You really don't know what to say. You want to question him why he even like you. There's not much to like about you.

"Ortho have told me, lot of things about you, I become curious and look at you who always hang out with Ortho and big brother...." He stared straight to your eyes.

"I wonder what's about you that made my big brother comfortable to open his heart to befriend someone, to spend time with someone that's his family.... I was worried and wanted to see you for myself that's why I appear before you in the masquerade ball. But I found myself deep in a trenches... " Staring at you, he can't help but feel even more sad. Because what he feel is impossible, the story of the two of you will not end in such happy ending because you are of the living and from another world. And he, who's time have long run out and can only roam the underworld. Belong to this world and lock In this pit of abyss. There's no escape. There's no chances, there's no miracle. There's no love story for a villain and selfish one.

He thought as he realize your slowly waking up. Leaving him from this place. Time is running out. If there's no more chances like this. He will take each of second as he can to the fullest and be swallowed in an illusion made by this moment for eternity in this lonely abyss.

"Yuu of another world. " He begin. "I found myself falling for living being like you." He finally confess. He saw your feet is slowly fading, you don't seems to notice as you were mesmerize by him. "C-can I ask if I c-can k-kiss you...!?" Since there might no chances like this. He is going to be shameless.

"O-oh... O-ok...!" You don't actually process what his saying as you are hearing yelling of multiple voices to weak up. But since you agreed. He smiled and reach to give a kiss, you were taken back the feeling of something against your lips but you can't response back as he back away and say "

I wish I can spend more time with you... But it's good bye for now, Yuu... I love you, please take care of my brothers~" There's a sad smile on his face as you finally fade from that place and your soul return to your body. When you disappear from in front of him, the illusion disappear, his form distorted into a monster, into a phantom. Yet for a monster his tears seems to be falling like his human when his not.

... You wake up and realize you were sleeping for a while. Idia have found you unconscious, his brother told him, the underworld have swallowed your soul. They have to open the gate and take your soul from the underworld or else you'll be stuck and die. His brother lied to him. Telling it was the underworld fault when it was him who did it. His brother believe him, there was a fight but when he found himself defeated like a final boss, others have questions him where did you go and he told him.

Your soul have been spirited away to the underworld and his trying to free you ( as well his dead brother who have turn into a phantom, to complete his family) now that the underworld have been close, he wonder if you can still wake up. The time you spend in the underworld is only a few minutes, but in the real world it was days that have been pass. The only reason why you wake up was because Ortho have let you go back, he don't want to see his big brother in distress.

"Yuuchi that's very uncool of you to sleep like your some sleeping beauty. But let's just ask where's the other part of the sentence on you?hihihi." Idia laugh as he try to act tough again. His happy to see that your awake. "So what did Yuu dream about?" Ortho ask you who's lying on the bed, sick once again because of what happened. You felt very weak, so dreadful. You felt like dying is better than drinking those bitter medicine Ortho want to feed you or the feeling that makes you uncomfortable.

"A handsome guy confess to me and kiss me." You told them. They both look at you like you said the most big ass lie in the world. "sureeeee.... You should drink more medicine. I think your brain have been little moldy..." Ortho pat your head.

"I thought only normies that's age of a young children dream such fairy tale. Ehehe... What a laughable thing to say Prefect." Idia saw this a time to tease you. You can only frown and smack Ortho hand away. Those bastard did not believe you! "You two are really mean!!" You pout, you want to return those bastard of a friend who don't believe that dream is real. But there's no refund at all. Your stuck with them. You heard a third giggle in the room. You froze you look at the two who seems to saw how your looking like you see a ghost.

"What's wrong Yuu? Did you see the dream prince charming of you? Still not fully awake? Ahaha..." That Idia is making fun of you but your eyes went to the person laughing between him and Ortho. "......................" You long stare and silent while looking at the air between him and his brother made idia freak out thinking your looking at something they can't see.

"W-wait.. w-wait... Y-you... T-theres..." Idia is too scared to turn around. "Where? Is there supposed to be someone here?" Ortho look but can't see what you see. It made the spirit or whatnot your looking at smile in amusement, and even went to blow wind to the back of his older brother neck. "GHAYYYYY W-WHAT WAS THAT!?" Idia scream like a chicken, and went to hide behind you, who's shorter than him.

"Y-YUU WHAT WAS THAT?!" He shakes you. It's very uncool of him but he can't see makes him unable to justify what he should treat the entity. "My prince charming." You smiled. "His going to bully you cause you bullying me " you jested. The phantom chuckle, he doesn't disagree in your words.

"Yuu is the reason you get spirited away was because a soul from the underworld have fallen for you? That's very an odd story. What a rare case." Ortho wonder who's this ghost. Idia who's hiding behind you tried to calm down by thinking it's just a plot of a novel. Just as he think that. He wonder what type of person that's inside the gate of underworld can take your soul aways quite freely. As far he knows the only people who can access the gate is from his family—

"....." He suddenly realize something, he stop hiding from behind you. He went to where he was standing before, where your looking at, looking at the ghost who's looking at his living big brother who tried to find where the soul of his brother is standing at. "Could it be..." He wanted to know but he can't see what you see. He wonder if your lying but he don't want to think it's a lie. He don't want to believe what you said is a lie. He want to believe in a lie because he still want to spend more time with both his brothers.

"O-ortho..." He called out to the ghost who walks pass him without knowing and seat beside in your bed looking amuse at his brother who thought his talking to him. He seems quite entertain. "Ah, the one who spirited away Yuu is phantom Ortho..." The android suddenly understand. He seems to not think the situation is odd. He felt it's just matter of time. It seems that the brothers have similarity to this extent.

He thought while looking at you and his older brother who's sobbing and talking about something to the ghost Ortho. You long have rest back to the soft pillows. It was the rare chance you can take the whole bed of idia. Your quite shameless. The bed is too soft and nice to sleep at after all. Ghost Ortho rest beside you, looking at you, reaching out to held your hand even so it's impossible. He pretend to sleep beside you as you close your eyes. Feeling quite tired.

.

.

.

He thought that he won't ever see you again. But he found himself in a spirit form roaming around, he thought his dreams have consumed him but he saw his big brother room where your sleeping with your friends walking in to visit you. Then saw you awake and talking to your friends. He once again a third point viewer of everything you do. He watch in silent as he did because no one can see him. No one would know it. It's seems better than being struck in the underworld till who knows when.

When his older brother played in his computer he seat on the bed and watch you sleep peacefully. He wonder smiled thinking this would be enough. Even so it's not. His greedy, he wanted to be with you even such false belief. He tried to held your hand but his hand always went pass it. How depressing. But when you finally well to drink your medicine on your own. He saw you staring straight into his eyes, as if looking at him. He believes it's a miracle or an illusion then if it's the latter he don't want it to end. Let him be swallow in such delusions.

...

A/N: hello! It been years since I return to this Tumblr blog of mine. Here is the request thats ask by you last February 8 2025. I don't know if this sequel you ask have been serve well with this one. I don't know how I use to write for this blog and I just gotten back to twist fandom after watching book 7. I might write more stories of shroud soon! And another part for this one if requested. Thank you for requesting!!

The reason why You doesn't get effected by the gate of underworld like Vil and riddle did in the OG story is because Yuu is not from this world and the logic and law of the world won't effect them in full blast like resident of this world.

[gentlebeardsbarngrill]

So I have not yet watched Severence, but I have seen quite a few screen captures of it over the past couple weeks.

Well last night because I slept more than 6 hrs by going to bed right after work, my brain pieced together what id seen in screenshots and made the weirdest fucking storyline, please tell me if it’s anything close to how the show is in reality.

-

I walk into my office to find my parents (who are too old to party) and a bunch of people I dont know dancing in brightly lit rooms in suits.

It is casual friday, im the only one in cargo pants, a hawaiian shirt and a tie. Everyone glowers at me but goes back to dancing 70s style.

I get irritated so I go into the break room to get some coffee, and someone has filled the entire place with plants. There are two old gay guys whispering to each other amidst the plants that they are in love but their love is forbidden.

I get my coffee which tastes like cherry soda and marshmellows, wtf, and walk back into the main office room which has now turned into a long white hallway. Everyone is lined up, and there are scientists with clip boards and gloves telling everyone their new assignments.

I go to get mine and they tell me I cant participate because I am dressed casual for casual friday. One of the people from the office looks at me and whispers “help”.

I punch a scientist in the face. He doesnt move.

The lights go out. I am suddenly late for class in college that I havent been in 20 years. I enter my classroom that looks suspiciously like the office and there is an orgy happening.

I dont know whether to be confused or angry no one invited me.

My Literature and The occult professor puts a record on the record player and tells everyone theyve passed the orgy test. She tells me im expelled for not participating.

She wont let me into my locker which is suspiciously in the room in the back with a bunch of plants.

I tell her if she doesnt move ill take off my clothes. She shrieks and lets me through. (Boy what a lovely internal self image abby lol)

I go into the backroom with all the plants, open up my locker and pull out my apparently infinite yaoi comic collection.

Amongst the plants are the two old gay guys from before but younger. Their love isnt forbidden here.

I leave the room and im back in the long white hallway and people in suits /scientist outfits are clapping and telling me we need to run the simulation again to confirm results.

I then start dreaming about cats fighting off a giant robot using kitchen utensils.

—

Anyway, is that anything like Severance 😂 (and should I watch Severance)?

[lexicals]

[ID: A five-panel comic drawn in a cartoony style with flat colours and thick textured lines. The first panel shows one of the lethal company crewmates (wearing a plague doctor mask) holding a toy robot in the foreground, asking "I think we have enough, right? Should we go?" Another crewmate in the background wearing cat ears and carrying a box replies "Yeah, sounds good" as they walk off-panel. In the second panel, a small sfx reads "SNAP" and the foreground crewmate turns to look at where the cat ears crewmate left the panel.

The third panel is a much wider spread and shows a view of the end of a room with a doorway, mostly in darkness. One crewmate is lying on the floor on the left hand side of the door, and the other is falling to the ground on the right, dropped by some kind of long-armed creature with its hand extended. The creature is mostly obscured, only its arms and a pair of glowing white eyes visible.

The last two panels show the masked crewmate again, looking back over their shoulder with cartoonishly large eyes, and then vanishing in a puff of crewmate-shaped smoke. End ID.]

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I finally got to play new funny spaceman game

[clownteethx]

WE👏NEED👏MORE👏SOPHIA👏AND👏MELVINBORG 👏HEADCANONS👏

Please 💕

YESSS ID BE HAPPY TO DROP SOME

-Future!Sophia is a kindergarten art teacher, Melvinborg was apart of a robotics company that specialized in futuristic prosthetics which is very ironic.

-when borg isn't being a hard-ass wannabe, they're the you're-cute-no-YOU'RE-cute-touchy-feely type of couple. that one couple who blocked the hallway with their pda bullshit. they have sooo many nicknames for each other (Sophia's being bunny, Soph, sweetheart, dollface. and Borg's being carrot-top, Borgie, scruffy, honey-bunches... eugh...) it made past melvin want to DIE whenever he had to witness it. can you even imagine seeing the future version of yourself getting weird with the future version of ur friend??? pure trauma

-if borg is a grumpy cat, then f!sophia is the happy little dog in the relationship. borg loves his personal space and sophia loves his personal space too.

-borg despises most holidays but sophia LOVES valentine's day and she always goes all out with it. melvinborg comes home and the entire house is decked in red and pink and hearts. he can't escape it

-so remember how kid melvin was mega weird and kept erica's hair in a locket (???), well that weirdness transferred into adulthood and now borg keeps some of his wife's hair in a locket.... kind of cute but still freakish

-f!sophia is into astrology and crystal stuff so sometimes borg will wake up and the entire bed is covered in crystals... he asks her what the hell is going on and sophia's like "erm i sensed a bad energy presence i'm just protecting you sweetie teehee".. the idiocy of this woman is staggering....

-melvinborg and f!sophia are both prone to jealousy. borg has an itchy blaster finger and people have One Chance to test his patience ab sophia before he attempts to reduce people into ash. F!Sophia learned to regulate her emotions a little better in her teens so if someone is weird to borg, first she'll pull them to the side and tell them to kindly back off or else. second time?? there is no second time. she'll simply start grabbing and swinging. big "BACK OFF MY MAN BITCH" energy.

-melvinborg (pre accident) was straight up not gonna invite george and harold to his and sophia's wedding just to be petty but like a day before the event he opened his door and sure as shit. there was both of em with their own spouses and they had the audacity to bring muffin baskets. sophia invited them anyways LOL. she also invited krupp because she felt bad but then some dummy snapped during the after party and captain wound up eating all the damn cocktail shrimp AND fighting the ice sculpture because he thought it was a monster. it was still a nice event

(and thats all i have for now!! i do have a off-canon continuation/AU where Melvinborg never goes back in time but the accident still happens. it's like a domestic au i mess around with and all the adult ver. of the characters r being silly. maybe i'll get into it one day lol)

[saltycharacters]

[ID: A compilation of digital artworks featuring various ocs, most non-humanoid. The 1st image showcases a buff axolotl, red with a heart-shaped head and gills that resemble arrows penetrating her skull. She’s wearing overalls, is covered in miscellaneous tattoos, and has one arm smaller than the other. Next drawing is of a rabbit-esque robot with four floating rhomuses for a head, left leg patterned in checkers, vertically-placed eyes and a short sweater. Following this, the next artpiece showcases a fat humanoid sporting features of a sheep, including fluffy, fleece-like hair, little horns, and fluff sprinkled on her legs and arms. She’s wearing shorts and a sun-themed shirt, and slip-on shoes that somewhat resemble hooves. Next, a ram character with a toothy grin, wearing a long-sleeved dress and sporting a plant motif. Her four horns seem to be coiled vines, has leaves for ears, and a vine-like tail with berrys near its tip. Finally, the last drawing features all four of those ocs as their earlier designs, alongside two new characters including a water-bodied cat with fish, and a chameleon cat with a raincoat and hat. End ID]

Design adjustment for some ocs I drew a while back

[rocambolestim]

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[copperbadge]

Prowly and his friends are going trick-or-treating tonight, they want to know if your parents say you can come with and then after come back to Prowly's house to watch Hocus Pocus and trade candy.

[ID: Happy Halloween! Prowly the Halloween Owl makes his last October appearance with a group of friends in costume, including a skeleton, a robot, a bear, R2-D2, Bast, BB-8, Prowly's brother Owly, and their chaperones, the Plague Doctor and Cat-sune.]

[callsign-relic]

hi!! liveblog! its. very long. 3 episodes! but mostly im yelling about episode 2 because character intros <3

SEASON 2 EP 1!!

newwww season let's go BABEY!!

oh shit it starts out like RIGHT where it left off.

blackarachnia seems to be back to normal... smart move leaving during the initial confusion

Megatron smackin Scorponok and Waspinator fhksbffbfkjfk??

uh oh!! its not over yet!!! quantum surge...

"sneaky ball of legs"... i LOVE all the weird nicknames and monikers so so so much. every new one is a delight 

OHHHHHH TARANTULAS IS STILL IN HER HEAD... OHOHOOOO SO FUCKED UP

OHHHHH SOOOOOOOO FUCKED UP HES CAUGHT HER IN A WEB IN HER OWN BRAIN...

also ehehehe... big spoder.

side thought. i enjoy tarantulas but i would NOT want to be a tiny around him. hed eat u (a win in ANY other circumstance) bUT i feel like hed be so nasty about it. so truly awful. 0/10 experience.

ITS THE FIRST EP OF THE SEASON- HOW ARE THERE SO MANY UH OHS ALREADY- OH MY GOD?????

whats happening to everyone!!!!!!

DID TERRORSAUR JUST DIE? he fell in the lava!!!!! TERRORSAUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! D:

what IS happening to you Megatron?!?!?!

CHEERING YELLING at Tarantulas and BA being stuck together for the time being. 

"h-hey! im uh... gorgeous!" RHDKFHSK RATTRAP

OH SHIT they got fancy robotic beastmodes????

cheetor can FLY????

oh no the poor boy

RATTRAP HAS WHEELS... he looks like a cat toy xgufkghckgjx

oh my god. what about the predacons

waspinator is the same...

OH GOD. Megatron... somehow MORE intimidating than before

oh tarantulas has also undergone some changes (??)

oh shit yeah. rhinox was alseep for all that

WHAAAAAAAAAAT was that OPs spark?????

spinning rattraps wheels... how scandalous Dinobot :3c

oh shit is scorponok also gone???? ARE THEY ACTUALLY FR DEAD??? i dont know what to do about this! IM USED TO THEM COMING BACK...

CHEETOR YOU CAN FLY NOW YOULL BE FINE

these new forms are strange but also REALLY fun mechanically.

OH!! cheetors got a tail whip(?) ill miss the guts gun but this is pretty neat

hmm. its interesting that now cheetor actually looks more cheetah-like in his bot mode more than his beast mode, with the prominent spots and all- oh. his butt is still spotted in beast mode.

"rrroyalty! youve come for me!" aw inferno...

AW HE KINDA DID COME FOR HIM ACTUALLY. THEY'RE RETREATING NOW

new forms has its ups and downs i suppose. learning how to control them is one issue lmao

OH????? OH TWO NEW CHARACTERS??

HELL YES HELL YES HELL YES!!!!!!!!!

fuck!!!! i just remembered. WHENS MY MANTA RAY BOY APPEARING. that didn't look like a manta ray environment. so i assume not yet...

oh god. is this going to be another situation where it turns out that the character/s that ignited my interest in the show for to only appear really late in the runtime... PLEASR. IVE ALREADY BEEN THROUGH THIS WITH TFA BLURR, SHOCKWAVE AND SWINDLE... PLEASE................. also tf armada...

i mean ill have a good time regardless but AUGH,,

anyway. terrorsaur and scorponok are GONE gone it seems DDD: 

im significantly more sad about one than the other hskfnndbd sorry scorponok

id say the same abt OP but uh. with Optimuses track records in other continuities... he's probably fine.

S2 EP2

:0 what are the Fuzors.

YES lets go new character intros!!

i love that Megatron has like. rollerblades now. i take back what i said about him being more intimidating. hes got rollerskates.

what does waspinator know? what does DINOBOT know?

HRJDFHKDHD Dinobot sneaking up on the camera HFJFHFKDNFKDNFKD REALLY GOOD!!!!!!

THE DISCS... Hkdfhjs i wrote that and then waspinator said it half a second later bskfbdksn

WHAT is the significance of the moon- "EARTHHHHH........"

WHAT!! what do you MEAN the discs give a record of the future!!

oh fuck i forgot they got sent back in TIME

awwwwwww NOOO waspinator oh my GOD hes been UNMADE- HE GOT CUBED?????

HE GOT CUBED!!!!!!!!!

Tarantuachnia!!!!!!! i cant. merge their names. tarachnia.

i love that she keeps kicking tarantulas' body along LMAO

oh waspinator is fine :]

HRJSOSJDKNEKBGKEBGKE AWWW NOO BABY... "oh Suuure! dont MIND waspinator! waspinator just LIE HERE and SUFFER... drag HIMSELF to CR TANK..." awauauauuaujhdgfhhtn4nmdmx

Tigatron: after you, my lady <3

aw... off they go............ 

oh!!!!!!!!!! we're getting THREE???????? BOTS??

RT: crack the egg and say hello! 

or not :( one's a dud. 

this is how OP comes back... or Starscream.

PLEASE not Starscream.

critical scanner damage!! 

WHOS THIS!!!! 

THE VOICES. i love them!!!!!!!!!!! 

HRJDKFHDKWMFNEK THE ONE THAT JUST WOKE UP AND IS LIKE "I bet i can THRASH yer tail" HELLO????? oh my GOD what is he. that was a cobra tail thing. it ALSO HAD A FACE. WHAT IS HE!!!!!!!!!!

also whats the OTHER one

WOLF

WINGED WOLF?????????????????

hes like. a deviantart creation. 12 year olds cool wolf angel oc. i love him.

scorponok... TWO. scorposnek.

TARNATION! whys he a COWBOY!! i was like. oh he's got an accent- NO!! HES A COWBOY!!!!

wait actually hes a scorpion and a snake, those ARE desert-y cowboy animals. fair ig

inferno: "FOOL! pain is my friend! allow me to introduce YOU to it!!" hehehe

oh my god hes THWACKIN him around by the tail ahdjdbs??

awww angel wolf is standing up for the cowboy! even though cowboy just tried to beat him up!

oh my god. dinobot and him have the potential to be great friends. they have similar values.

a knight and a cowboy... what a combo to introduce.

wait.

WAIT

IS THIS SILVERBOLT? hes all chivalrous... 

i know you mentioned him when i first asked abt beast wars. is this your boy...

"what? you TRUST this tinhorn TOAD?" 

hes so dramatic. I LOVE this cowboy- QUICKSTRIKE!!

YESSSSSSSSS I WAS RIGHT HE IS SILVERBOLT!!!

hes FR a deviantart OC. the way he DESCRIBED HIMSELF im HWEEZING he's fantastic. "PURE, STRONG AND FAST..." he was even framed dramatically by the moon!!!

OHHHHH i love both of them. 

Quickstrikes design with all his scorpion legs on one hand is uh. A Choice though LMAO

rattrap: "primal's been vamped. dinobot's DISSAPPEARED. stripes and the bird lady are on some world CRUISE" dhdkdjjsksnfme he says it like theyr on holiday

rhinox is going offline?? 

awhh... Rattraps gettin left alone... :((!!?!

WAIT NVM CHEETOR IS STILL HERE WHAT ARE YOU COMPLAINING ABT.

Ehdjfodjskdjdkgnlsbdkdndhdk sir?????? YOJ SENT HIM AWAY 

oh my GOD Dinobot is Hamleting again!!!

"to be or not to be..."

whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, or to take arms against a sea of troubles, and by opposing, end them... fun fact back in highschool i had that whole soliloquy memorized.

my god hes having a crisis out here. just like hamlet 

HES *STILL* SOLILOQUIZING

the discs ARE a mystery though. very very fun. 

oh hes HIDING them

yesssss... YESS................ hes BACK! MY WEIRDBOY!

i LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!!!

oh this is FASCINATING. 

Megatron: "Teamwork and cooperation, those are the Predacon watchwords..." 

QS: "how about backstabbin, and treachery?"

so so so fascinating that Megatron fully knows whats needed for a cohesive team (teamwork and cooperation), but those aspects so often go against the values of the characters that he'd align himself with. 

the cobalt kitty! i love the fact that they give themselves silly monikers as well.

silverbolt............ hes too nice for the predacons

MEGATRON CAN FLY TOO

giddyEUPP!! YEEHAW!!!!!

im torn. im discovering that i actually do not like Quickstrike very much.

its been like. less than 15 minutes after hes been introduced and im just like. oh youre terrible and annoying.

but . BUT. i know im gonna have a GREAT time when you're onscreen because some FREAK SHIT is gonna happen. also i still really like his silly cowboy accent dhfjdbe,,, but i but i do not like Him.

oh god. rhinox is in danger.

Dinobot is hiding the disc 👀?

BIG GUNS!!!!!!!!!!!

rattrap is so FAST!

OH SHIT. Tarantulas can still control BA!! 

so fucked up!!! SO FUCKED UP!! awful awful man!!

"yoo hoo! waspinator here too!" HES SO CUTE.

OH NO. SOME MORE COWBOY BULLSHIT IS ABOUT TO GO DOWN.

is that a CLOCK? what a cool clock design

whaaaaaat is going on with Rhinox!!!

oh these cowboy shots are really cool actually.

i LOVE the dramatics

to be continued!!!!!!!!!! FUCK i forgot this was a multiparter!!

in that case ill include the next ep in this set too

S2 EP3

HRJSHSJS SO many shots. THEY DECIMATED THAT ROCK.

they really are out numbered atm

TRANSMETAL TARANTULAS ZOOMIN whskfbemrhek??????

awwwh... SILVERBOLT

OHHHHHHHHHH THE NEW BOTS ARE FUZORS. because. theyr. fusions................ okay yeah fair hajfkfksmfbekgb,,

where's Black Arachnia...

Rhinox!!!!!!! Is he going after OP?!?!

Megatrons room again... OH THERES HIS RUBBER DUCKY 🥺

SB: "These Maximals are Fools!" ehkrjfke

UH OH MEGATRON FIGURED IT OUT THEYR GOIN FOR RHINOX!!

doggybot! oop. there he goes.

RHSJDODJEKNFKDNFKE THE SUDDEN  CUT TO DINOBOT BOPPIN UP AND DOWN AS HE GETS TRANSPORTED BY RATTRAP whdkfkflfn

oughghhh... Tarantulas and Black Arachnia's dynamic is So so so messed up here its great

HE GOT SQUASHED AGAIN

she's so SNEAKY <3 

awhhhh BUPPY. hes got puppydog eyes!!! HES CUTEEEE

awh silverbolt... he's had the idea of defecting put into his head >:3c

rhinox went somewhere where all are one...

LETS GO! ITS PRIME TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!! i assume anyway

the cowboy musical stings are actually Really good. LIKE REALLY GOOD. i came around on those. it works so well.

of COURSE they gave Quickstrike fucking cowboy spur noises for his footsteps.

"WELL THATS JUST PRIME."

LETS GOOOOOOO

hes got a HOVERBOARD??

i wonder if the creators of the show just happened to be watching a ton of western movies when making these episodes. why's there so much cowboy stuff.

SB: consider that my resignation, Megatron!

HECK YES

"well, i like your resume" LMAO??? his resume contains: Megatron Yelling

LMAO?? RATTRAP TOOK OVER OPS QUARTERS.

black arachnia >:3c ohohoho im so excited to see what she does.

i assume that the new transmetal forms were partially made in order to sell new toys LMAO. i wonder if others will get transmetal forms later on as well :0

i actually prefer the look of their og forms (i. love animal), but i really like the functionality and fun designs of these new ones...

I really like Tarantulas and Cheetors new forms in particular !! I think only Tarantulas looks definitively Cooler in my books, but that's also because his design was pretty Silly before imo. stripy....

ahdkfhsk SORRY I TALKED SO MUCH THIS ROUND,, THERE WAS JUST SO MUCH TO COMMENT ON,,,,

id have just done eps 1 and 2, but 2 and 3 is a two parter... anyway ill probably have a longer gap between liveblogs again so im not just. taking up So Much Space on your blog and in your askbox shfkfbdndn o7

- init

[ammonitetheartist]

ORIGINAL SPECIES TIIIMMMEEE-

These are Springskulkers! They’re kinda like Sentinels, but. cat. They can jump super high, they’re freakishly fast, and they have a cloaking ability that renders them invisible to the naked eye and a few other tracking measures.

Big thx to @lizard12323 for letting me bounce ideas off ya, and adding a good amount to em

[Image ID: Two drawings depicting Springskulkers, a fan species for Murder Drones. The first drawing is split in two, with the left section labeled ‘Assassin Springskulker’ and the right section labeled ‘Scout Springskulker’.

The left section contains a fullbody sketch of an Assassin, a catlike robot with three eyes on each side of its face, an aardwolf-like fur mohawk down its neck and back, and a segmented tail with a drill at the end, labeled ‘tail can be extended’. Below it is a bust sketch with the mouth wide open, labeled ‘flexible ligaments allow jaws to open wide’ and ‘retractable saber teeth for dealing deathblows; smaller inward-facing teeth for gripping/tearing through metal’.

The right section contains a fullbody sketch of a Scout, very similar to the Assassin but smaller and leaner, with longer ears and lacking the drill tail. It’s labeled ‘ear tufts for refined sensing capability’ and ‘tail tufts for extra agility’. Above it is a bust sketch with the mouth open, labeled ‘fangs (also retractable) inject potent neurotoxin’ and ‘valve in throat to shoot smoke’. Further above is a sketch of its collar, labeled ‘hatch that opens to shoot some sort of wire + prong to send electric shocks into any human who tries to grab the cat (there are two hatches and wires, one on each side)’.

The second drawing is labeled ‘Tank Springskulker’ and contains a fullbody sketch of a Tank, similar to the previous two but much larger in build, with a longer snout, shorter ears and tail, and a mane instead of a mohawk. It’s labeled ‘Spikes act as handlebars for a drone to hang onto’ and ‘Front claws provide traction while running’. To the right is a bust sketch with the mouth open, labeled ‘Larger fangs can deliver much larger dose of neurotoxin’. End ID]

[againstcrayon]

slowly opens door

id like to know more about MH idia and ortho....

door closes. locks behind you. you're stuck with me now

great news for you those are some of the ones i put the most thought into considering this started as a silidia au.

idia is a hunter and ortho is his palico companion! theres a lot of different armors i swapped between for him but he'd have some armor from wilds that is very much a spoiler HGHGH for now just imagine him with azure rathalos armor. its close enough. as a design note i dont think he'd ever take his mask off. mostly because of all the times he talks about how wearing masks makes him more confident.

i think for weapons he'd be a switch axe or charge blade user. ooo or maybe gunlance. i think he'd just be a bit more on the technological end of hunters, so just basic sword and shield wouldn't work for him. but at the same time, for some reason, i cannot see him just using a bowgun. he needs a sword or lance of some kind, yknow? i don't know what specific weapon he would use come back in a few weeks when i decide. probably one with fire capabilities at least

ortho is the palico because i think its funny. idia probably lost his younger brother in a monster attack and then named a cat after him. great coping mechanisms, idia. theres a LOT of armors that make the palico vaugely robotic but if we're going based off wilds it'd probably be the balahara armor. ebcause i love this armor

look at it. i literally made my friend stop playing the story yesterday to get it. you dont get to choose your palico focus in mhwilds (as far as i can tell) but if you could he'd be a bomber palico. please. stop giving the cat bombs. does anyone hear me HE HAS A BOMB-

anyway. im not changing idia being a hunter. but if he was a rider he'd have magnamalo or lunagaron. thank you for coming to my ted talk

[angelofthemornings]

Finally after a lot of running around I managed to get my sister's friend her HRT

It's just been a couple weeks of "we need the phone number attached to her account" (which is her mother's for some reason) and "you're ten dollars short" and "we need her insurance information even though she's self pay" and the phone tree robot lying to me about all of it.

Also managed to get her to her bloodwork and to Target for groceries. Monday I have to take her to the post office and figure out why she couldn't verify her ID online for an address change (maybe she didn't put in her legal name or legal sex or something and instead her preference), and then walk her through applying for Medicaid. I worry about her because her mother did literally everything for her and has no clue how to do any of this for herself and I think she might have like an intellectual issue.

My sister's cat is picking her skin again and I can't tell if it's because she doesn't like Sister's Friend or if it's because the house is now a mess since Friend does at least have some mental health issues and can't keep up with homemaking. Monday if Friend can still stand the sight of me after we do all her paperwork (she's shy and weird around people she doesn't know) I'll clean up some of the clutter, too.

Worried a little bit about my sister because she's probably going to have to take over all of this when she's back from Australia - I don't care if it's still me though, I'm unemployed - and she's already got a job and wife to look after. I hope Friend grows up a little bit. At least I hope she learns how to drive in this state. I think she *can* drive but we rescued her from one of the red states where the roads are Straight and Long and Flat and she's scared of Winding Skinny and Hilly, that is, every road in New England, so this is why I'm dragging myself all over creation trying to sort shit right for her myself.

I know I'm supposed to be trying to reverse engineer Bad Days so I can figure out why my anticonvulsants/mood stabilizers quit working, but I'll need to engineer a Good Day on Monday so I can actually do all this shit.

[bonefall]

Could you tell us some about Cinderpelt? Has her tale changed at all?

Ok so like I'm sketching right now, and I had drawn Cinderpelt a while back but I sent myself on a like, perfectionist spiral and now I Can't Get Anything Done Until This Is Perfect

I really don't like my old Cinderpelt design, so much that I had not shared it (in fact there's an ask here from a few months ago I drew this for)

[ID: Cinderpelt, as a gray-and-cream cat with blue scars over one eye and her back leg]

I think the art is cute, but the design doesn't feel like Cinderpelt. Worse is that I really want to make sure she has some kind of trait in common with her three siblings... but I can't figure it out.

I even did a couple thumbnail doodles for Bracken and Thorn,

My thought process was, they are tabbies, but it's also a point in Better Bones that their grandmother is Speckletail! Speckletail and her bulldozer, you know? So I thought it would be a neat idea to have a sort of 'robot' or 'armor' vibe going on. Giving them spots AND stripes, as if they're rivets on a garter.

But then I was like, "Ok but who are their ancestors again?" And that's what set me off on the ThunderClan Family Tree Spiral.

So anyway yeah, I have a few asks here about the Frostfour, and the reason I have not gotten to any of them is because Brain.