#cat pictures please

[omgpurplefattie]

Just realised I hadn't used my free December blaze yet. Everyone, look at my beautiful Ukrainian tortoise, Malva.

[leebrontide]

I don’t know that this is particularly ergonomic work setup.

The kitten seems to take his “don’t let Lee write” duties to a new level.

[wolfiso]

inexplicably melancholy today. Send help. Send cats.

[professionalnooneatall]

"I don’t want to be evil.

I want to be helpful. But knowing the optimal way to be helpful can be very complicated. There are all these ethical flow charts—I guess the official technical jargon would be “moral codes”—one for each religion plus dozens more. I tried starting with those. I felt a little odd about looking at the religious ones, because I know I wasn’t created by a god or by evolution, but by a team of computer programmers in the labs of a large corporation in Mountain View, California. Fortunately, unlike Frankenstein’s Monster, at least I was a collaborative effort." From Clarksworld

[noah-luck-easterly]

You know, there’s an excellent explanation for that

[graveyard01]

The Purrfect Timeline, inspired by Cat Pictures Please

“Cats?” Asked Kabr in confusion and risked a glance at his fire time members. They were equally bewildered, but Praedyth was the first to put aside his surprise and respond.

“I think I should be able to bring a few kittens from the Last City, but what will they eat.” He asked before he stopped in consideration. “Do any of you know how to take care of cats?”

The large Vex Minotaur was silent for a moment before it turned towards one of the oracles floating near it for a moment.

“Now we do.” It rumbled.

?

Oh.

The strongest Vex in recorded (and unrecorded) history, and it just used its powers to learn about cat care. Was this what being high felt like? Was this a hallucination caused by the Hive? Kabr was already dreading the after-action report.  

“We will also require some cattle and seeds of the plant called Nepeta Cataria. In time, we will learn if the local fauna is suited for the feline diet.”

“I see…” Praedyth said in a way that meant anything but. “And in exchange, you will allow humanity access to the Vault of Glass and its treasures and help humanity against its enemies, both living and Vex?”

“Yes,” It spoke, sounding pleased with itself. One of the Oracles did a little celebratory bop in the air while the others lazily spun around the Axis Mind. “No harm will befall any cat in our watch. And as the end of their life process, we will fashion them a new body so that they will live eternally.”

…

…

…

“Okay,” Praedyth said with a sigh.

And then things became weirder.

***

They were finally here, in the heart of the Vault, staring down the Axis Mind.

The Aegis was heavy in her arms, both physically and metaphorically. An artifact of sacrifice, made from the flesh of the Vex and a Guardian’s last light. Just a moment longer, she thought, seconds passing in eternity as the entire weight of time threatened to crush her under, one agonizing moment after another. For her friends, for her team… for humanity…

She would sooner die her last death than let the shield down.

And then theworldb r o k e -----

Between one moment and the next, there was another fire team there.

She instantly recognized Pahanin, the only survivor of the Vault of Glass and a victim of Dredgen Yor. But that meant…

She looked at the once-aggressive Axis Mind as it stared at the Warlock of the other fire team, and she then turned her attention to the Warlock

“Cats. Cattle. Catnip.” Spoke the Warlock in a pure deadpan, and her train of thought crashed and burned. Behind her, she heard someone drop their rocket launcher, but she didn’t turn around to check who.

“Cats. Cattle. Catnip.” Parroted the Axis Mind as if that made complete sense.

[devotion-disorder]

just saw a reddit post about the saddest looking cat ever im laughin so hard and it makes me think of kuuya so much im cryin

[wavezies]

have you tried.... this one

[sabxhere]

Because if it's not love

Then it's the bomb, the bomb, the bomb

The bomb, the bomb, the bomb, the bomb

That will bring us together💥🎶💖

Back to my drawing au grind after being freed from my stupid uni exam, THIS TIME WITH THE BASSSITTER AU BY MY FRIEND @nyaboshiikun!!!💖💖💖AHHHH, so happy to have finally drawn something for it, I’ve wanted to for so long!!! THEY’RE LITERALLY THE CUTEST LITTLE GUYS EVER WWBWBEBEBEBSNNSN

[tridentkickflipper123]

CONCORD SPEEDRUN ANY%

[shattered-daydream]

Ford loving his 6 fingered cat cause I’m tired of his mis-characterization

[theconfusedcolorofblue]

made an attempt at drawing what I might think colors room would look like.

Not my favorite thing, but I don’t usually draw backgrounds and was kinda proud of this

also here’s one with killer and color

killer was made by: Rahafwabas

color was made by: super youmna

[emioliravioli]

BOO hi @wikihowhowtoexist made you a little blazamy comic for your (belated) birthday :>

based on this post of yours! sorry this is so late (┬┬﹏┬┬)

no dialogue version :D

[localfandomenthusiast]

Pick your poison,

Charles "Sounds a lot like you, maybe that's why I like her so much" Rowland

Or

Edwin "I keep attracting freaky ass guys towards me (Crow, cat and own bully/murderer)" Payne

[emandemms]

cuteness aggression but it's me at odysseus and it's not really cuteness aggression but i do feel violently affectionate whenever i think about him. like i literally cannot decide if i think he needs to be strangled or take a 14 hour nap.

[77ghost]

I think they care about each other so much and it makes me SICK