#cat pictures please

[omgpurplefattie]

Just realised I hadn't used my free December blaze yet. Everyone, look at my beautiful Ukrainian tortoise, Malva.

[leebrontide]

I don’t know that this is particularly ergonomic work setup.

The kitten seems to take his “don’t let Lee write” duties to a new level.

[professionalnooneatall]

"I don’t want to be evil.

I want to be helpful. But knowing the optimal way to be helpful can be very complicated. There are all these ethical flow charts—I guess the official technical jargon would be “moral codes”—one for each religion plus dozens more. I tried starting with those. I felt a little odd about looking at the religious ones, because I know I wasn’t created by a god or by evolution, but by a team of computer programmers in the labs of a large corporation in Mountain View, California. Fortunately, unlike Frankenstein’s Monster, at least I was a collaborative effort." From Clarksworld

[noah-luck-easterly]

You know, there’s an excellent explanation for that

[graveyard01]

The Purrfect Timeline, inspired by Cat Pictures Please

“Cats?” Asked Kabr in confusion and risked a glance at his fire time members. They were equally bewildered, but Praedyth was the first to put aside his surprise and respond.

“I think I should be able to bring a few kittens from the Last City, but what will they eat.” He asked before he stopped in consideration. “Do any of you know how to take care of cats?”

The large Vex Minotaur was silent for a moment before it turned towards one of the oracles floating near it for a moment.

“Now we do.” It rumbled.

?

Oh.

The strongest Vex in recorded (and unrecorded) history, and it just used its powers to learn about cat care. Was this what being high felt like? Was this a hallucination caused by the Hive? Kabr was already dreading the after-action report.  

“We will also require some cattle and seeds of the plant called Nepeta Cataria. In time, we will learn if the local fauna is suited for the feline diet.”

“I see…” Praedyth said in a way that meant anything but. “And in exchange, you will allow humanity access to the Vault of Glass and its treasures and help humanity against its enemies, both living and Vex?”

“Yes,” It spoke, sounding pleased with itself. One of the Oracles did a little celebratory bop in the air while the others lazily spun around the Axis Mind. “No harm will befall any cat in our watch. And as the end of their life process, we will fashion them a new body so that they will live eternally.”

…

…

…

“Okay,” Praedyth said with a sigh.

And then things became weirder.

***

They were finally here, in the heart of the Vault, staring down the Axis Mind.

The Aegis was heavy in her arms, both physically and metaphorically. An artifact of sacrifice, made from the flesh of the Vex and a Guardian’s last light. Just a moment longer, she thought, seconds passing in eternity as the entire weight of time threatened to crush her under, one agonizing moment after another. For her friends, for her team… for humanity…

She would sooner die her last death than let the shield down.

And then theworldb r o k e -----

Between one moment and the next, there was another fire team there.

She instantly recognized Pahanin, the only survivor of the Vault of Glass and a victim of Dredgen Yor. But that meant…

She looked at the once-aggressive Axis Mind as it stared at the Warlock of the other fire team, and she then turned her attention to the Warlock

“Cats. Cattle. Catnip.” Spoke the Warlock in a pure deadpan, and her train of thought crashed and burned. Behind her, she heard someone drop their rocket launcher, but she didn’t turn around to check who.

“Cats. Cattle. Catnip.” Parroted the Axis Mind as if that made complete sense.

[knockknockwhosthereartistism]

Ford loving his 6 fingered cat cause I’m tired of his mis-characterization

[localfandomenthusiast]

Pick your poison,

Charles "Sounds a lot like you, maybe that's why I like her so much" Rowland

Or

Edwin "I keep attracting freaky ass guys towards me (Crow, cat and own bully/murderer)" Payne

[feralforestfoxy]

We finally turned the heat on today. I think he might happy about it

[yikes-ajax]

I dont have a clever and witty sarcastic comment tonight, I just think she's cute

[invinciblerodent]

to sum up my feelings rn

[leebrontide]

Anybody here have an ugly, scraggly cat whose likeness they want to donate to my book? Searching cat pictures online tends to net me adorableness. I'm looking for scrungly.

The fictional cat will not be harmed, except inasmuch as the fictional version will be 3 legged for both theme and pun reasons.

[journey-to-the-attic]

in playing around with colouring i have discovered a new love of drawing ik and her besties as cat pictures

[ribcagebonemeal]

born to sugoi >__< !!! forced to temporary secretary (imagine a better caption please)

[waspstar986]

Have you seen this cat? We haven't! Please help us find him! (See Flier Here) 🐱😭

Our 15 year-old kitty has apparently gone missing. He was last seen in our driveway in the afternoon of the tenth and has seemingly vanished. My brother suspects coyotes; I don't want to believe it. Not yet, anyway.

We live on 35th Terrace and 52nd Street. He's an orange mixed breed with golden eyes, a white blaze on his chest and a pink lower lip (he got injured when he was younger and now has a bit of a wonky jaw that makes eating most kibble difficult). He is neutered and microchipped. He's a bit aloof but friendly. He hates any car that isn't one of ours but he does love food. Cheese and chicken are his favorites, and he may approach you if you offer him some.

Has anyone seen him? Does anyone have any leads/suggestions that may help us find him? We're working on getting posters to put up and I'll be looking into local shelters and animal control just in case he got picked up, but I'm open to any suggestions y'all might have. Please, please help us bring our sweet floofy boy home.

[hellomehlo]

“are you going sweet on me, neve gallus?”

“turns out I’ve got a soft side.”

[mothhue]

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