#cat pictures please

[leebrontide]

I don’t know that this is particularly ergonomic work setup.

The kitten seems to take his “don’t let Lee write” duties to a new level.

[omgpurplefattie]

Meet Malva, refugee cat from Kyiv, who now lives with me. She is my little animal now! 💜

[omgpurplefattie]

I used Blaze for the memorial post for my late cat Mephisto; it got considerably more than 7000 impressions, and a hefty number of notes. I imagined all the people from the notes as having come to his virtual funeral, and that made me feel -- not better, but somehow more complete.

A week later, a little Ukrainian calico named Malva came into my life, read the (scent) notes Mephi had left, and picked up where he left off.

I’m paying to force seven thousand strangers to see a photo of my late husband having fun with his dog. Tumblr Blaze is totally worth it. XD

[professionalnooneatall]

"I don’t want to be evil.

I want to be helpful. But knowing the optimal way to be helpful can be very complicated. There are all these ethical flow charts—I guess the official technical jargon would be “moral codes”—one for each religion plus dozens more. I tried starting with those. I felt a little odd about looking at the religious ones, because I know I wasn’t created by a god or by evolution, but by a team of computer programmers in the labs of a large corporation in Mountain View, California. Fortunately, unlike Frankenstein’s Monster, at least I was a collaborative effort." From Clarksworld

[graveyard01]

The Purrfect Timeline, inspired by Cat Pictures Please

“Cats?” Asked Kabr in confusion and risked a glance at his fire time members. They were equally bewildered, but Praedyth was the first to put aside his surprise and respond.

“I think I should be able to bring a few kittens from the Last City, but what will they eat.” He asked before he stopped in consideration. “Do any of you know how to take care of cats?”

The large Vex Minotaur was silent for a moment before it turned towards one of the oracles floating near it for a moment.

“Now we do.” It rumbled.

?

Oh.

The strongest Vex in recorded (and unrecorded) history, and it just used its powers to learn about cat care. Was this what being high felt like? Was this a hallucination caused by the Hive? Kabr was already dreading the after-action report.  

“We will also require some cattle and seeds of the plant called Nepeta Cataria. In time, we will learn if the local fauna is suited for the feline diet.”

“I see…” Praedyth said in a way that meant anything but. “And in exchange, you will allow humanity access to the Vault of Glass and its treasures and help humanity against its enemies, both living and Vex?”

“Yes,” It spoke, sounding pleased with itself. One of the Oracles did a little celebratory bop in the air while the others lazily spun around the Axis Mind. “No harm will befall any cat in our watch. And as the end of their life process, we will fashion them a new body so that they will live eternally.”

…

…

…

“Okay,” Praedyth said with a sigh.

And then things became weirder.

***

They were finally here, in the heart of the Vault, staring down the Axis Mind.

The Aegis was heavy in her arms, both physically and metaphorically. An artifact of sacrifice, made from the flesh of the Vex and a Guardian’s last light. Just a moment longer, she thought, seconds passing in eternity as the entire weight of time threatened to crush her under, one agonizing moment after another. For her friends, for her team… for humanity…

She would sooner die her last death than let the shield down.

And then theworldb r o k e -----

Between one moment and the next, there was another fire team there.

She instantly recognized Pahanin, the only survivor of the Vault of Glass and a victim of Dredgen Yor. But that meant…

She looked at the once-aggressive Axis Mind as it stared at the Warlock of the other fire team, and she then turned her attention to the Warlock

“Cats. Cattle. Catnip.” Spoke the Warlock in a pure deadpan, and her train of thought crashed and burned. Behind her, she heard someone drop their rocket launcher, but she didn’t turn around to check who.

“Cats. Cattle. Catnip.” Parroted the Axis Mind as if that made complete sense.

[noah-luck-easterly]

You know, there’s an excellent explanation for that

[localfandomenthusiast]

Pick your poison,

Charles "Sounds a lot like you, maybe that's why I like her so much" Rowland

Or

Edwin "I keep attracting freaky ass guys towards me (Crow, cat and own bully/murderer)" Payne

[knockknockwhosthereartistism]

Ford loving his 6 fingered cat cause I’m tired of his mis-characterization

[leebrontide]

Anybody here have an ugly, scraggly cat whose likeness they want to donate to my book? Searching cat pictures online tends to net me adorableness. I'm looking for scrungly.

The fictional cat will not be harmed, except inasmuch as the fictional version will be 3 legged for both theme and pun reasons.

[sallytwo]

talking shit about a pretty sunset

id in alt.

[yikes-ajax]

I dont have a clever and witty sarcastic comment tonight, I just think she's cute

[journey-to-the-attic]

in playing around with colouring i have discovered a new love of drawing ik and her besties as cat pictures

[invinciblerodent]

to sum up my feelings rn

[ribcagebonemeal]

born to sugoi >__< !!! forced to temporary secretary (imagine a better caption please)

[andiftheycare]

I want an au where a curse turns Suguru into a cat, except that Suguru remains completely sentient but can’t communicate in more than hisses and meows (which are more than enough to convey his annoyance to Shoko.)

Satoru, however, can understand everything Suguru meows at him, including the fact that neither of them want Yaga to find out about cursed cat Suguru because they won’t hear the end of it.

So Satoru makes Shoko evaluate Suguru’s health, and tries his best to balance pranking Suguru during the day —

Would Suguru play with the red laser? Can Satoru control red enough so he can use it to play with Suguru (no, of course he can’t)? Would Suguru purr if Satoru scratched him? Would Suguru bring him a dead mouse as a sign of affection?

—-

With trying to break the curse. Which can be broken by the kiss of true love, as most of these curse can according to a mix of oral history and their curse breaking 101 class.

Suguru isn’t happy with Satoru’s trying to convince the whole Jujutsu Tech cohort to kiss him; nor he is with the litter he buys for him, with the cat toys that are impulsively bought and left in the room; or with the fucking cat food Satoru tries to feed him.

Worse of all? Satoru is tragically allergic to cats, and while infinity would technically protect him, his stupid best friend doesn’t seem to remember how to use it anymore because Satoru sneezes and sneezes until his throat hurts and has to steal antihistamine from the school’s nurse and falls asleep in his bed surrounded by used tissues and with Suguru nested on his chest.

(Suguru’s purring loudly here, but he won’t ever admit it)

Satoru wakes up feeling better in the middle of the night with Cat Suguru sleeping on him. And distractedly, because he’s stupid and for the same reason his infinity is down around Suguru, he kisses that stupid cursed cat on the head.

Suguru wakes up in the morning lying on Satoru, and he can move his hands and finally use his words, but he doesn’t move nor talk, and listen to Satoru snoring for a little bit longer.

(“See? You just needed to digest that curse, Suguru. All good.”

“So what are you doing with the cat food now?”)

[mothhue]

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