#cat man and his personal space heater

[yuri-is-online]

Was planning on marrying Shang on my main but... Karish... I looked at his dialogue and this guy... this man is so fucking stupid

Was? Was he going to jump down the wishing well for the baby?

[cloverexe777]

Wolverine and Deadpool hc’s

{Logan}

- he likes smelling your hair after you was it it pretty weird but also sweet that he fine comfortably in your scent

- he’s a cat person so if you have a cat expect him to be cuddled up with it somewhere as for his favorite breed of cat he like orange tabby’s

- when it’s winter time he sleeps really fucking hot, like space heater type fucking hot

- calls you nicknames like sweetheart or cupcake idk something a old man would say

[Wade]

- he’s up your ass 23/7 you can’t get away from him you’ll wear yourself out trying

- ever argument y’all have he some hour makes it weird just so you can forget why your man at him

Like for example:

You: you fucker!

Him: i’m literally Ryan Reynold’s, of course I fuck 

You: the fuck

- he has a random picture of hugh jackmen Logan shirtless and sometimes makes you look at it

- kidnapped brought Logan to y’all’s house once just so you guys could meet said and I quote “I thought you’d like to met before the three of us got married”

- he is a dog person dogpool is proof of that

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‘Deadpool here you better watch my fucking move or so help me I’m gonna fine you and when I do Disney isn’t even gonna help you ‘

- love from wade and clover

♥️♥️♥️🧡🧡🧡

[fortheb0ys]

It's been so grey and rainy here for like 2 weeks

I need to be cuddled up with an old man(your pick ;) ) just spooning him, maybe a bitta cockwarming and gentle fucking while the rain patters on the window barely covering our moans and grunts

-🦴

It's the opposite here! Hot and sunny :(

I'm a firm believer that Price runs hot. Your own personal space heater.

Hot cocoa sits neglected and cold on your side table. It's warmth replaced with Price. Your hands around his waist pull him tightly against your shivering body.

Those same hands now running cold. Trying to find warmth, fingers roam upwards, settling into Price's chest. Mindlessly you run your fingers through the hairy mess. You would also joke how it felt like petting a cat.

You push the limits, pinching one of his nipples suddenly. Price jumps at the surprise, his walls tighten around you, reminding you that you're buried deep inside him.

A groan escapes his mouth as you continue to pinch and squeeze the sensitive buds. He pushes back against you, catching friction in any place he could.

Quiet grunts are drowned out by the steady rainfull. The entire world seemed like it was contained in just this small room. Just you and Price entangled in soft pleasure.

I WOULD MAKE THIS LONGER BUT I'M GOING CAMPING, POOKIE!!

[soundprooft-visualz]

How do you think Aliens would react to humans being so cuddly as well as our high body temperature? Like imagine it’s crazy cold and one of the aliens are cold blooded so they’re not doing to well and some humans just scoops them up and acts like a living heater. (I had an older sister that used to put me in her shirt when I was really little when it was winter so I wouldn’t get too cold)

Considering that most of my friends consider me to be their personal heater? I'd definitely say that other intelligent species would react about the same way. If you fall asleep in the ship's common space and wake up covered in your crewmates, I think that'd mostly be on you ESPECIALLY if you already know you run hot.

So probably something like this?

It really was just supposed to be a nap. Well, it really wasn't even supposed to be that, but 30 hours straight on a death world worse than Earth was enough to exhaust anyone to the point they'd accidentally fall asleep. He'd meant to just sit down for a minute and get his thoughts together. What had confused Yalek was that when he woke up, he felt like he was under a weighted blanket, but that would've meant someone carried him to his bunk. That couldn't have been it though, his chest was too cool for him to be under a blanket. Instead when he opened his eyes, he found three of his smaller crewmates curled up on his chest and stomach respectively. The great bear of a man grunted, looking down past the thick red beard as the three little birds woke up.

"You lot a'right?" It chirped something in response and cocked it's head, causing its whole body (which was mostly neck) to shake. Yalek decided it was more trouble than it was worth to get up. He rested his head back and shut his eyes, deciding he could relax until they decided to move. It was risky though. If his crewmates ever found out he applied the same rules to them as he did to sleeping cats, they'd never let him hear the end of it.

[slaughter-kin]

König headcanons

SFW but some are suggestive so MINORS DNI

heart banner by cafekitsune

• has a cleft lip on the left side

• uses so many emojis when texting

• “i love you schatz be home soon😘 🩷😁❤️💖💝💓🥰😍💕💌❣️”

• hates baths because he’s usually too big to fit in them comfortably and gets folded up

• i hc him to be around 6’5-6’7(i know his va said he’s 6’10, but his va also said that könig wouldn’t be interested in bigger people only thinner so i’m not listening)

• favorite flavor of ice cream is strawberry

• was raised by his grandparents and was an only child

• keeps his hair buzzed off

• HUGE cuddle bug

• whenever he’s home he’s attached to your hip

• gets so happy when you ask him to help you learn german (if you don’t already know it)

• gets homesick often and dreams of taking you to austria

• never had an actual relationship before but has had a couple of hookups

• doesn’t matter what size you are this man is picking you up all the time

• def does the the german stare

• has stretch marks (along with a ton of scars) on his body because of all the growth spurts he had as a child and teenager

• mutters the funniest comments under his breath

• i feel like he has had sex before but he doesn’t actively go out looking for it since he’s so committed to his job

• likes watching the rain

• ambidextrous

• listens to audiobooks

• a human radiator heater

• snores when he lays on his back

• cat person

• when he gets nervous or really flustered (like when he’s having sex) all he speaks is german

• has like 5 weighted blankets

• would buy an engagement ring like 3 months into dating

• hates air conditioning but complains about being hot all the time

• has no other forms of social media except pinterest

• 100% eats pussy for his pleasure

• EXTREMELY PROTECTIVE

• hates his living space being a mess so is constantly cleaning

• god like stamina

• blushes easily

• even if he food is nothing like what he ordered he wouldn’t say anything and just eat it even if he hates it

• love language would be physical touch and quality time

let me know if you have any feedback!

[littleguypumpkinsheep]

Sleeping with the mercs (literally) <3

Engineer: Has no concept of a sleep schedule, when he goes to bed is completely random every night. But the times when the both of you do go to sleep together, he’s very cuddly. He might be a little shy at first, but he gets over it once you wind up tangled in each others arms in the morning. His room is kept pretty simple I think, since he doesn’t stay in there often, but there’s some overflow of things from his garage. Sheets are light and airy from living in Texas, but the heater definitely comes on in the winter.

Scout: Also has no sleep schedule, though he’s more prone to passing out around midnight. Talkative up until the very moment he falls asleep because his mind is racing constantly. Probably still has a twin sized mattress so it’s pretty cramped, but he’s long and thin so cuddling makes enough room for both of you. He moves around a lot though, so sometimes the blankets end up on the floor in the middle of the night. Prefers to keep his room on the cooler side.

Demoman: Goes to bed pretty late, but it’s always around the same time. Very open to cuddling, loves to be the big spoon. Snores a little, but nothing too obstructive. Mattress is soft and squishy with big, thick comforters. Lots of quilts stacked on top of them that his mom made, which essentially act as a weighted blanket. Room is on the chillier side, but all the bedding prevents it from being uncomfortable. Sleeps like a rock.

Soldier: Has an extremely strict schedule and follows it exactly every single night with no exceptions. He’s kind of like a cartoon character in that he'll pull out a book, read one sentence, and then immediately pass out and start snoring. Doesn’t mind cuddling but you have to be the big spoon. His sheets and room are kept very plain, he just has the bare essentials and not much else. The bed is comfortable, though, and there’s a little raccoon stuffed animal he sleeps with every night. Room is kept pretty cold, but he’s warm so it’s okay.

Pyro: Has a set bedtime and routine they like to follow, which includes keeping a nightlight on. Bed is soft with tons of blankets and stuffed animals piled on top of it almost like a nest. If enclosed spaces feel secure and comforting to you, Pyro’s bed is the perfect place to be. Room is kept pretty warm. Heavy sleeper to a comical degree, if a fire alarm went off they’d still be snoozing. Curls up in bed like a cat.

Sniper: Goes to bed early, but doesn’t actually fall asleep until way later. It takes a while for him to get comfortable with the idea of sharing a bed with someone, but once he does, he’s very clingy and very affectionate. Loves to be both the big and little spoon, it doesn’t matter which. It’s definitely cramped in his van, which means cuddling is necessary if you both want to fit. It gets a little cold at night, so he layers a heated blanket over the rest of the bedding. Wakes up early in the morning.

Heavy: The only one with a healthy bedtime. He has a lamp next to his bed so that he can read a bit before sleeping, and sometimes he falls asleep with the book still in his hands. Bed is very very large and very very comfortable. Thick comforters, fur blankets, fluffy pillows, everything is built to keep heat in and the cold out. He’s like a personal heater, this man radiates warmth. Likes to sleep side by side with you so he doesn’t accidentally crush you.

Medic: You have to drag this man into bed, he will not sleep otherwise. He’s usually exhausted though, so he falls asleep quickly once he’s actually in bed. Likes cuddling and being cuddled, and his chest is the perfect place to lay on. His room is cluttered with jars of unidentified substances and creatures, books, medical tools, and scattered papers. His bed is the only cleared off space, mainly because he doesn’t ever use it. Room is chilly, but he also radiates heat so it’s never uncomfortable.

Spy: Usually goes to bed at around midnight. His living quarters and room are usually off limits to anyone but himself, so inviting you in is a big show of trust for him. He’s not much of a cuddler, but he’ll hold you for as long as you want if you ask him. Sheets and blankets are silky smooth and soft and have just the faintest smell of smoke. His room itself is very lavish with warm lighting. He has a fireplace that keeps the room nice and toasty.

[archivistofnerddom]

Batch Headcanons — Bed Sharing and Bedtime Snuggles with a Partner (SFW)

This is safe for work and all ages, so no worries on that front.

Hunter

This man’s senses are always working, so he has a hard time settling down to sleep. In a perfect world, he would have the right environment to let him sleep every night. But, of course, he doesn’t have that.

But he likes to snuggle with you. Having you next to him helps him soothe and settle.

He will focus on the smell of your hair or the way you breathe as you fall asleep. Paying attention to those small details calms him immensely.

Hunter will curl into you, letting the senses of you wash over him completely. This man is a cuddler and generally a big spoon, holding you close to him.

Whenever either of you are away from one other for whatever reason, he doesn’t sleep as well. Life is stressful, and he has a milieu of reasons why he won’t sleep well.

But that gets easier after you start wearing his sweatshirts or large soft shirts to bed and then sneaking them into places he’ll find whenever you have to sleep apart. He loves the gesture. Being able to focus on one sense, on one smell, keeps him from getting overwhelmed when he’s trying to fall asleep . And then he holds you close when you’re home and sharing a bed again.

Crosshair

Crosshair is a skittish feral cat with an injured paw. He has been through a lot and has trust issues because of his past. Approaching sharing a bed with him takes time and patience.

Being a calm and steady presence while he falls asleep and when he wakes up again counts for a lot to him.

He isn’t immediately a cuddler, but he will brush his fingers against your hand or arm or back while he sleeps or dozes. Those little touches are his reassurances that you’re still there.

The man runs cold, so blankets, sweatpants and sweatshirts, and socks are a must for him. Crosshair almost cries when you buy him a weighted and quilted blanket. He is both warm and calmed as he sleeps.

When he does relax and realize you aren’t going anywhere, this man is such a little spoon. He likes being in close proximity to you and being held. Being close to you reassures Crosshair that he has someone who cares for him right there.

He isn’t good at saying “I love you” out loud. However, he says it all the time when he presses in close to you and snuggles up against you at night.

Tech

Guess who has figured out the ideal temperature for both of you to get a good night’s sleep while snuggling? This guy.

Perfect number of blankets to room temperature ratio. (It’s endearing that he figured out the right ratio for you, since it means he’s paying attention to you and your specific nuances.)

His brain doesn’t shut off easy, so it’s hard for him to fall asleep. When you present with the concept of natural noise to lull him to sleep, Tech latches on to that idea quickly. He takes your sleep needs into consideration and develops a playlist that suits you both (usually thunderstorms and ocean waves on a beach).

Tech struggles to put down his data pad when he’s in bed. However, he’s willing to try when you explain that setting it aside for a while before bedtime will help him fall asleep. (Anything for a science experiment, and it does help.)

When he does fall asleep, Tech sleeps hard, as in he won’t wake up unless there is literally a klaxon sounding right next to him.

He is a spider monkey when he sleeps. Tech clings to you, his legs twisted through yours and his arms around you. He nuzzles in close and finds you to be a calming presence.

Wrecker

Literal ultimate big spoon and personal space heater.

Once you mention that you like to sleep in a cold room so that you can snuggle up under blankets or with a partner, his brain just light-bulbs. He’s immediately files that away for future use and deploys it with great effect. Wrecker is nothing if not very aware of his partner’s needs and likes. (Someone rolled high on emotional intelligence.)

He’s also aware of how large he is, so he doesn’t hold you too tightly when he holds you at night (unless you ask him to). He keeps his hold loose enough if you want or need to squirm out of his embrace for any reason. He also loves it when he registers that you snuggle back into his embrace in the middle of the night, if you had to get up for a midnight bathroom break.

Having you in his arms when he wakes up makes him so unbelievably happy. This man lives to protect those he loves. If you also happen to be holding Lula while you sleep in his arms, he’s a big old softie and will basically melt.

Wrecker is also functionally a weighted blanket for you. His heart swells with love the first time you pass out quickly in his arms as he holds you.

Just because he’s a natural big spoon doesn’t mean he doesn’t love it when you (try to) spoon him. Usually that means your arm slips under his armpit and your leg goes over his hip. Wrecker knows he’s a big man, and he finds you doing that adorable. He’ll usually slip his hand into the bend of your knee and shift it to a comfy spot for you both.

Echo

Echo has his fair share of insecurities and body image issues after what he survived at the hands of the Techno Union on Skako Minor. Losing three limbs takes a lot out of a person. Sharing that with someone he cares about deeply isn’t easy.

He is tense the first time you share a bed with him. This stems from his prosthetics and what he looks like without them. It takes a lot for him to feel comfortable sleeping without them, especially after sleeping with them on due to the war and being in the run. You being patient with him gives him the confidence to try sleeping without them.

He sleeps so hard the first time he takes them off for bed. Maybe it has to do with you holding him and curling around him, or the way you gently massage his limbs to work out the tension he has after wearing them for so long. Being so vulnerable with someone in bed helps a lot.

Echo loves having you snuggle into his left side and press your face into his left shoulder. It means that he can hold you properly with his one good arm.

He doesn’t say it, but he also loves the way you sneak your legs between his and the way you cup his right elbow with your hand and arm. It makes him feel whole in a way he hasn’t felt in a long time. Having you hold him so tenderly is reassuring.

This man is also the king of sleepy, gentle kisses to the side of your head. He is sweet and soft and warm, snuggling close to you.

[nyoaeuikhoudu]

Lab Rats/Mighty Med: Elite Force refs

I don't have a social life so I spent all weekend making refs for a show that nobody cares about. EF got the characterization of all the MM kids so wrong, and even messed up Bree's character, which sucks because she was my favourite.

I had to debuff Chase and Skylar so much for this to be equal to the others. I just scrapped any ability that was used once and never mentioned again. And also Sky's super speed because Bree's our speedy girl in this show thank you very much.

Also, one of the biggest mistakes the show made was not letting the kids go to school. We need a second primary location for shenanigans to happen. Anyway they all go to Logan High in this one. Without further ado, here's my Elite Force designs.

the Davenports are a very nuerodiverse family. Bree's got some ADHD in her. She's also a lot more agressive than in the show. She won't hesitate to wrestle with her brothers and roughhouse (I always love it when she tackles them in the show, she's just as dumb and petty as they are, she just has restraint)

the lame Davenport twin! He's a fun killer and we love him for that. Bud's got Autism, high functioning. When he's with the EF, Spike shows up a lot more than with his family (esp at the begining) because being in a new place with new people makes him anxious.

Kaz is full punk. He's somehow got golden retriever and black cat energy simultaniously, and his ADHD mood swings don't help. My personal hc is that Chase hooked up some sort of breathing supports in the freezer so when Kaz overheats he can chill in there (pun intended). My all time favourite of these guys, second only to Bree. He has definately caught on fire more than once.

I hate how EF did him dirty!!! My mans is not a creep or weirdly intrusive! He's antisocial and autistic and trying his best to make friends, but going about it all wrong. He can't fully control his powers, so he gets the handicap of fingerless gloves because he's not strong enough to use his powers through the fabric (at least, intentionally). Like a bug he's attracted to light, and he own four space heaters.

Skylar has the magic ability to be the only nuerotypical kid on the team. She has her own struggles being on another planet and trying to learn to be human. Still loves hanging out with Jordan and Gus, even dragging Bree along to meet her besties (Jordan makes fun of her crush lol). She's the ball of joy that keeps the whole team from tearing eachother's throats out at times. After the events of the wedding, Horace officially adopted her :)

[mktrashheap]

Lin Kuei trio + cats.

A/n: Hi. It's freaking hot, I'm not dealing with it, I want to get into a freezer. This is my contribution.

Bi-Han:

He's not a cat person, he's a cat in disguise.

They're independent, territorial, throw a fit and wreck havoc. Oh, yes... About the cat.

The cat is a menace? He loves it. Go and spread chaos because it's boring.

Tomáš:

Cat dad coded.

I just see him with tabbies. Have you seen tabbies? They share one braincell among themselves.

Unintentionally spooks the cat when he turns into/out smoke.

Kuai Liang:

He got adopted by the cat.

The cat sleeps on him. The man is a moving space heater of course the cat loves him. Everyone loves him. Who wouldn't?

I wouldn't. I'm dying here.

A bit annoyed when the cat wants to use his dangling chains as a toy.

[the-martyrfication-of-the-matron]

Small facts about each of the divine warriors:

Irene: She cannot cook in anyway shape or form and even when offered she refuses to learn. She will only eat food raw and all of the other Divine Warriors just serve her first before they start making their food, unless Menphia and Shad are dealing with a high bout of animalistic instincts. (being a meif'wa and hell hound respectively)

Irene was not a modest woman or had any form of personal boundaries. Like, she would walk around topless without a care in the world and if she was ever cold at night, she would never just put on more clothes but instead join a tent or sleeping bag with another warrior. Shortest of the Divine Warriors.

Shad: He is the warmest man ever, unfortunately he leans on the end of "Your skin is literally leaving first degree burns" than nice space heater. He also smells like wet dog whenever he gets wet, before his skin eventually evaporates it. Due to how water reacts to his skin, he does take dust baths like a chinchilla. Full on rolling around in sand and then claiming he is clean.

After turning full evil, he decided to continue his bloodline for the sole purpose of pissing Irene off. He met a woman one day and was like "Hey, I am not gonna be a parent to this kid, I just want to do this to piss off my ex." and the woman just looked at the large demon man and said bet. The woman then met her wife and they became the first matriarchs of Falconclaw. Tallest of the Divine Warriors.

Enki: While not necessarily having the most stable form, he is the lankiest and physically weakest of the Divine Warriors. He used bows and magic, he was never going to be the most muscular. The only times he was ever considered "strong" was when he choked a man out after stabbing them in the back. Certainly a wizard and not a fighter.

Enki was the most strategic of the Divine Warriors as well, mostly due to the fact that he hoards knowledge like a dragon hoard gold. He 100% info dumps in every conversation, like you see a cool bug, he knows everything about that bug. The kid that rants about dinosaurs at the playground. 3rd shortest of the Divine Warriors. Shorter than Shad, Esmund, and Menphia but taller than Kul'Zak and Irene.

Menphia: This woman will take a nap anywhere, the moment she is not fighting or training she is in the softest spot in the the sun. Imagine trying to talk diplomacy and one of the divine warriors is asleep on the table. It's not short napes either, full cat naps.

This womans is so cut, like one would imagine that a woman who is part cat is soft but noooo. This woman has abs and shoulders for daaaaaaaays and don't get me started on her thighs. Crushing a watermelon is the least she could do. The 3rd tallest of the divine warriors.

Esmund: Before being a Divine Warrior, he was a human lumberjack from a small farming village. A very large lumberjack but not a king or knight that some would present him as. He was a small farm boy who saw a hot latina goddess and decided to say follow her to the end of the earth.

While not being the tallest of the Divine Warriors, he is the biggest. Look up "bear" in a dictionary and it is this man, broad, hairy, and thick. He is also the perfect cuddling temp which created a lot of "Poor Farm Boy Panic" whenever Irene would share a tent with him. (I think he was like, 6'8-6'9, Shad being 7ft)

Kul'Zak: He had a peg leg after saving Esmund from a Leviathan but he made sure to never hold it against the man, he already suffered from survivors guilt. He rather enjoys the leg, it allows him to spin while playing the fiddle much easier. Losing the leg proved to be more beneficial because when sirens walk on land it feels like their feet are walking on hot coals and sharp glass but with one less foot it was less bad. (Think original my little mermaid.)

While being the 2nd shortest of the Divine Warriors, he was also the technical largest, not that it was really known. He was a creature of the ocean and chose to explore land. What he looked like in the ocean was much longer and larger, over twice the height of Shad with his tail being a beautiful mix of blue, cyan, green, and emerald. Goes full mermaid, though difficult to switch to this form after losing the leg.

I feel like his mermaid tail should be lacking a fin or something, or be otherwise impaired. Just to have the ‘lost a leg’ experience in the water too.

[andyxd151]

Fun facts about my YV OC’s

Dante is the oldest (not confirming their ages though)

Marina’s nickname is Rina

Oliver can dislocate his rists at will and it freaks everyone out every single time he does that

Ryu has a sunflower tattoo on their back bc of their petname

Amari is ambidextrous

Kaliska’s name means ‘coyote chasing deer’

Cyrus actually hates meatloaf, but their aunt gave it to to them to have something to eat and they were to nice to say no, so that’s why it was just sitting there when Lucien came in

Amari’s dad and Rina’s and Oliver’s moms are siblings making these three cousins

The day she gave Charlie the mixtape, Amari was sent home early so she wouldn’t have to find out Charlie’s answer to the note he (never) got with the tape because she was almost certain that she’d be rejected

Ryu practiced the whole scene where they confessed to Finn with the tickets all night the night before in front of the mirror because she was sweating and shaking at the thought of it

Rina likes to crochet in her free time

Cyrus was a theatre kid in both middle school and high school

Kaliska has a pet hog nose snake named Pringle

Dante had a weird anime kid phase in the 5th grade, he cringes every time he remembers it

Dante actually met Ryu in college and even dated for a bit

The three cousins lived in their own apartment that the three of them rented thanks to the help of Amari’s connections during college

Oliver chose to move out straight after college in order to open up his small bakery

As soon as she moved out, Rina wanted to move back in saying she felt to lonely

Amari was the last one to leave the apartment

Amari is the oldest, Rina is the middle, and Oliver is the youngest but they were all born in the same year

Dante was born and raised in Japan by his mom and her family, he moved to the US for college

Amari and Ryu were fun buddies that also didn’t get along for a bit but now kinda get along and bond over the fact that they both like oblivious blondes with freckles

Amari has a pool in her backyard and Charlie has yet to look back there, she doesn’t mention it because they want to see how surprised and bewildered he’ll be when they get to tell him how it’s been there the whole time and the only reason he never know was because he never asked

Cyrus has a pet European rat named Remy (I snuck in my baby)

Marina has a succubus womb tattoo

Amari’s skateboard nickname for Charlie is “Ollie” like the backward Ollie

Oliver has a fear of the dark and even has a night light for the nights Al doesn’t sleep over

Cyrus hates being too hot or too cold but loves the heat from their living space heater

Ryu works as a tattoo artist in shop just down the street from Finn’s flower shop

Kaliska is the best at playing rock paper scissors

Rina sometimes needs to FORCE the food down Auron’s throat not because he doesn’t like the food, but because he claims to be to busy to eat, and by force I mean having this man in some sort of a head lock while trying to get the fork in his mouth, the whole experience is like trying to give your pet their pills

Dante HATES apricots he likes peaches and every other variation of peaches EXCEPT APRICOTS, he’s not allergic he just has a really weird hatred for specificity apricots

Before meeting Faust, Dante would go to Comicon and Anime Expo with Cyrus every year, now he goes with them both

Cyrus likes to watch the Hangover movies when they’re stressed

Before they met Finn, Ryu was actually kind of a grumpy person, but now they have their sunshine:)

Oliver was a tube baby and a C section baby, he sometimes questions if he’s even really human

Rina was allergic to cats when she was little

Cyrus is double jointed in their thumbs and can dislocate them at will, it weirds the hell out of Lucien every single time

Dante has a scar on his back from being whacked with a branch by another student from when he was a kid

Ryu actually loves animals

Cyrus can’t cook for shit but can make a MEAN cherry pie

Kaliska and Jack have matching bracelets

Finn always packs Ryu lunch

Same goes for Lucien and Cyrus

Kaliska is lactose intolerant but continues to eat anything and everything with dairy whenever she gets the chance

Dante is an Xbox guy

Cyrus likes to watch Lucien sleep in order to make themself sleepy

Ryu has a snaggle tooth

That’s all for now! I have more but I don’t want to put too much in one post :)

[spin-birdie]

tabaxi tav headcanons

teehee making an original post on this blog for the first time in like 2 million years because i have cat-people brainworms. anyway

tabaxi tav (tavaxi, if you will,) acting very much like a cat when it comes to hanging out/showing affection towards their companions

they're totally content to just sit across from someone while reading separate books. like, wyll's reading some adventure book and tav is reading a book about ancient githyanki architecture or whatever niche thing they're invested in, and wyll thinks they don't like him cause they haven't said a word to him the whole time but tav is like "man i love hanging out with my good friend wyll :)"

going through obsessive phases as tabaxi are wont to do. they spur every companion into a passionate rant about their field of expertise at least once. (like when they're into githyanki architecture they happily let lae'zel talk their ear off about anything and everything related to it)

tav purring when they're happy is a given. but also. cats are known to purr to soothe themselves or other cats in their colony when they're distressed. tav noticing shadowheart is upset about something, getting as close to her as they can, and instinctively purring to try and comfort her

karlach is like forbidden fruit to them at first, bc part of them wants to curl up next to her and use her as a space heater, but the rest of them wants to keep their fur blissfully unsinged thank you very much

astarion immediately takes a liking to tav bc they're the only other person in the party who will enable his sticky fingers, for they too will pick up random trinkets for the sake of it

you empty out their pack and its just full of like, anything remotely expensive or unusual-looking that they picked up with intent to either sell or research and just got bored before they could get around to it (on the plus side it means astarion can usually rifle through their belongings and pocket whatever he likes bc they probably wont notice)

astarion: i need blood, but which of my companions to try and drink from? the tabaxi seems to sleep deeply, and hell if cazador's compulsions are still in effect maybe itll be easier to drink from a cat-person

astarion 5 mins later: ptah! ptah!! hair in my mouf

tav's fine with kissing, but they prefer to show affection through kneading, grooming (though they know their companions arent keen on getting clawed or licked) or rubbing their cheek against peoples armor (to scent it, like "yeah these are my people i hang out with :3")

when astarion breaks down crying after killing cazador, or shadowheart's wound is causing her pain, or karlach is distraught over her impending fate, tav will hurry over and rub their cheek against their friends shoulder, purring as hard as they can to try and soothe them 🥺

[oneshot-wme-archival]

Oneshot Friend Profiles: Refuge (Minus George)

All friend profiles are laid out as follows: Name/title at the top, arrows at the upper corners to switch friend profiles, a large block of text in the upper left (with a scroll wheel if the text's length exceeds the box size), sprites underneath the text, and art of the character along the right.

Lamplighter: A tired-looking man who seems to subsist purely on gallons of coffee. It's unclear how long it's been since the last time he slept. Though he's not the brightest fellow, he's an incredibly hard worker and takes his job very seriously. So seriously, in fact, that he gets anxious whenever he can't perform his duties. He's responsible for keeping the lights around the city lit, as well as delivering highly concentrated phosphor for use in machines.

A high-school dropout, he feels nervous whenever he has to be around smart people. Lately the Lamplighter has taken to reading the dictionary in what little free time he has.

Watcher: A strange woman standing in the clocktower, watching the world end.

Seconds, minutes, hours, days; the flow of time inexorably drags us all towards a vast and unknowable sea. Will you let it carry you in darkness, squinting against the sting of its spray? Will you rage against its currents, fighting to make as much headway as you can before you're overtaken? Or will you choose, as some, to stare wide-eyed at this swirling torrent and become enraptured by it?

Ling: The friendly proprietor of the Refuge Cafe. Once a popular spot to relax and bask in the warm aromas and gentle sounds of cafe ambiance, it's mostly deserted since the squares began picking apart the upper reaches of the city. Nowadays, Ling's best customer is the unfaltering (though not especially talkative) Lamplighter.

Always a gracious host, Ling enjoys meeting customers both new and old and chatting with them. If you ask nicely, he might even take the time to whip up a request for something off-menu!

Mason: A chatty guy with a passion for plants. He owns a small plant shop in the Refuge apartment district, however it's mostly just an excuse to do more gardening as Mason tends to gift almost as many plants as he sells. When it comes to horticultural advice, Mason is the guy to see.

A friend of the Watcher. Mason also admires the Lamplighter's hard work, and once sent him one of his plants as a thank-you.

Kelvin: A space heater robot that has claimed one of the corners of the Refuge's back alleys as his own. Kelvin's warm body naturally attracts a lot of cats, and he seems to have developed some kind of bond with them. Kelvin is always willing to offer his warmth and comfort to any creature that wanders by.

Technically the lamplighter's neighbour, but they don't interact much...

Kip: The brilliant and highly respected head engineer of the Refuge, Kip is responsible for many advances in robot technology that make our lives easier every day. She's also the creator of many robots that can be met throughout the world; most notably Silver, the head engineer who was based on Kip's own image.

Silver was intended to be the first of a new type of robot that could think and act like a person. Unfortunately, the difficulty of that task led to her going rogue during development. Though Silver was eventually stabilized, that day left a scar on their relationship that has yet to heal.

Though her creations are well known, the creator herself prefers to keep a low profile and focus on her work. It's likely that few outside of her colleagues have ever seen her.

EXTRA TEXT DUPES:

[whiskeyswriting]

Meet My Babies

{ Lily in Gotham Masterlist }

Galahad

My little mischievous kitty. I never thought I'd be a cat person, but this little void won me over. It had been my first week in Gotham when I find I had the cutest intruder in my apartment.

He was hiding under the coffee table and trembling with every clap of thunder. “Oh sweet baby. You’re lost?”

I rush to the kitchen to get him some water and some tuna. I placed the bowls near him and I made sure that the windows were all closed.

Once he got more calm, he slowly crawled out from under the table and started sniffing and rubbing up against my furniture. Eventually, he came back to eat his tuna. Once he was done, he curled up across from my space heater and fell asleep.

I made “Found Kitten” posters but nobody called me about him. It wasn’t until the day he climbed onto the sofa when I was napping and slept with me that I knew he’d be mine.

Mr. Marshmallow

Oh the canine love of my life. He actually was a gift from my job. Okay not that he was left at my desk. It had been administrative professionals day and on our behalf, Wayne Enterprises hosted an empty the shelters day. All the adoption fees and initial vet visit were paid by my job.

It had been so hard to just choose one but when I saw how people were overlooking the little cottonball, simply because he didn’t have a loud bark. I held my hand out to him so he could sniff me and immediately he licked it. He then plopped down and exposed his belly to me.

“Aren’t you just a cheeky boy?” I ask as I rub his belly.

“Actually I’m more of a boxers man,” the voice behind me says.

I fall flat on my bottom when I realized it was Mr. Wayne.

“I didn’t mean to startle you!” He says as he helps me up. “I was merely making a joke and I realize it was an inappropriate one.”

“I didn’t hear you. Was there anything you needed?”

“Actually yes. Are you able to come back to the office right this moment?”

“But sir…” I gestures to the adoption event.

“It can wait.”

I look back at the dog and hope nobody else sees him. “But the…”

“He’s yours already. I already handled all the paperwork.”

And that’s how Mr. Marshmallow became to be my second baby.

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[kinkymagnus]

Nephilim run hotter than the average person.

Some warlocks may retain an aspect related to their mark.

Magnus' deep seated likeness to cats adores Alec's high body temperature.

Building on that, magical exhaustion/depletion may have the side effect of dropping a warlock's own body heat. (like blood loss in humans does)

So warming up a warlock after a draining spell is actually the best way for them to regain their strength. Which makes cuddling up after ward maintainance in the institute a "medical necessity, so I won't be available for the next hour, until I can be reasonably sure that the high warlock will bear no ill effects from the service rendered. Barring an emergency, Underhill will assume command until then."

Magnus, soon as they are in Alec's office: "You know this was not the least bit draining for my magic, right Darling?"

Alec, smirking: "I know."

god i love the idea of like. alec's kind of a space heater but magnus loves it. and when he's exhausted/hurt/drained just like. collapsing into alec's arms and letting himself be warmed up, be held and cared for... honestly the emotional tlc helps him just as much as the literal heat sharing

(also immediately thinking of this in some ridiculous convoluted angsty way where it's like. idk if this is some sort of friends to lovers situation or just magnus being very much a an idiot with self esteem issues, but like. alec cuddling him after particularly draining stunts with his magic and magnus is just like "ah, yes, he is doing this for medical reasons" meanwhile alec thinks they're fully on the same page of this obviously being a flimsy excuse to cuddle. like magnus is all [sad violins] is it selfish of me to enjoy this?? to take advantage of him?? i'm so clingy and now-- meanwhile hard cut to alec in cheerful music being like ah yes i get to cuddle with the most wonderful man in the world <33)

also please. everyone knows what they're doing bc alec is just like [bland and monotone] well the high warlock has done the ward maintenance. now for medical reasons he needs to come to my office for two hours where we will be completely uninterrupted. but when the head of the institute is like "im going to cuddle the high warlock, professionally, for an hour. as a medical necessity. bc we are professional" you don't argue. however no one agrees if they're actually cuddling and they're just That Cute or if they definitely fuckin. (spoiler alert, though, 99 percent of the time they really are just cuddling. magnus is like "you know this wasn't actually draining for my magic right?" and alec's like "do you WANT to leave my arms?" and magnus is like (slumped against his chest) ".....no")

(please, though, imagine your boss completely blandly being like "im going to go cuddle this independent contractor, professionally, for medical reasons. do not interrupt us for an hour." especially knowing said contractor is his husband. that's so fucking funny. bonus if a) someone actually does have to interrupt for some reason and huh! what do you know! they really were cuddling! why was the head of the institute feeding him grapes though. b) alec's unavailable and like in idris or something and some smartass who knows alec well enough to fuck with him (bonus points if this is somehow simon just bc i feel like it would be funny) is like "oh should i cuddle your husband then? for medical reasons? professionally?" and alec's like do you want to get murdered, son? magnus immediately teases him about this.)

[uchihaxitachi]

Itachi X OC

Past Life

She threw her briefcase over her head as she slogged through the midnight rain, trampling through traffic and a slapdash of eager museum shuttles. The Met was holding it's annual gala and she did not want to be stuck in this mess. She was en route to the Brooklyn Museum, one of her favorite sites to wind down and focus on her art through classes and meetups.

By the time she was ushered in the gates she was sopping wet and regret stepping out of her leaking apartment and into the eventful night.

"Why leave home and plastic containers of expired chow mein she said, it'll be wet she said.." Lyra murmured to herself, mocking her roommate. "Cause I have class Brittney I can't sit around with my space heater and humidifier playing Minecraft on a borrowed server while my cats sniff catnip all day."

It was only at the entrance that she saw the big sign in red letters that class was canceled.

Fumbling with her wet briefcase Lyra found a relatively quiet table next to an wide array of paintings and arranged her workspace around her.

She drew out a sheet of drawing paper and began to leisurely sketch a man's shape, outlining his long limbs first, his torso and chest. She drew this man many times, in a million different poses but this same man, as if she was drawing from memory. Her pace quickened when she started the grain of his hair, it was muscle movement at this point. The luxury of drawing him was his proportions were exquisite as a model, he was cut from the same cloth as a King or an Emperor, with a long aquiline nose and the most shapely and delicate eyes. His brows were stately and sharp, but if she softened them a bit.. It gave him an appearance of wise beyond his years, as if he had seen much and was left with little mystery, and his bangs grazing his fine contours were expressive of youth.

Why she drew this stranger, she couldn't explain to herself. She sometimes drew him sprawled against a bed of pillows, in silk and embroidery. Crowned with gold. She more often drew him standing with his back to her. His hair was braided or left to freely fall around his shoulders.

Tonight she drew him standing, in a small alcove before a giant painting of a woman, but he wasn't the focus of the art, it was her, with her grey blue eyes in the painting, her staring hauntingly back at him, brushed in stroked of maroon and brown that she needed to draw in detail. He was an idle watcher, wasn't he? What was it about him? Why was she drawing herself these days with him, why was she dreaming of him every night?

The clock strung Itachi’s nerves with a sharp beep of 6 am. A whiffed groan escaping him as he furrowed his brows, seemingly annoyed of being a morning person. It’s not the waking up early that annoys or baffles him. It’s the ‘not being able to sleep’ properly. These days he keeps dreaming of kimonos and robes and some faint glimpses of a woman he does not know. Well, he is an art student — sometimes inspiration strikes through dreams. However, why is it so cryptic?

Itachi scoffed, seemingly grumpy until the first sip of coffee was gouged down his throat with a relaxed him. Boney fingers fiddling with the edges of the round cup as he closed his eyes, tainted fingernails creasing the outline of the sword he held on the table. “What even…” he hums, leaning his head back.

Maybe he shouldn’t think about all this. Then again, it’s Itachi Uchiha… sometimes he feels his self awareness causes problems. “What do you mean?” He hums, as if he’s blankly talking to the coffee mug; but the question is for himself. To himself.

Maybe he should just get ready and go to college, he is a senior and would much rather focus on finishing his Art degree and starting his own art museum, or an art gallery — or just launch a brand. Itachi had so many ideas and so many execution plans. Yes, a feasible way of distraction.