#cat island genshin

[elixluv]

♡ 𝑨𝒔𝒂𝒔𝒆 𝑺𝒉𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒆 • 𝑺𝒆𝒊𝒓𝒂𝒊 𝑰𝒔𝒍𝒂𝒏𝒅 ♡

[chiricat]

water gorl 🐟

[puppetgearing]

depression sucks ass, so have modern puppetgear or summ

[kumomist]

cat breaks the seal with the power of YAWN

[thatdeadaquarius]

College be kicking my ass but we continue on like Scaramouche (alive and kicking, but still crabby about it all lmfao)

Random idea but what happens when the acolytes got hold of Creator that is able to squeeze into small places (like a cat would but less liquid) and knows how to escape? Think of sagau but instead of all the deaths, its just they got overexited and chased the Creator the moment they see them which scared them shitless seeing a mob just appear out of nowhere.

I mean who wouldn't after seeing your favourite person in your favourite game just appear right in front of you? (I apologize in advance to the poor unfortunate sucker)

Imagine a world-wide search that keeps getting them heart attacks. Venti just flying by with Dvalin ony to see you on top of the floating pillar above Dragonspine LEANING PRECARIOUSLY OH MY ARCHONS GET AWAY FROM THE EDGE---

Zhongli walking around trying to find peace and quiet only to sense your presence which led him towards Azhdaha's domain and nearly shouted in terror seeing you hanging by one of the limestones above the slumbering dragon your grace what and how the in the fucking name of teyvat did you---

Yae Miko screaming in surprise seeing you inside one of the cupboards of your grace's house (you made a small temporary one in each country in case u need more rest) that she and Ei found in one of the remote islands.

Nahida and the entire Forest Rangers having one of the most intense, frustrating and most challenging game of hide and seek in the entire freaking forest.

You hiding underneath the sand like a fricking snake everytime Cyno spots you from a disrance.

-Vine Boom 🧨

I am no longer apologizing for lateness simply bc atp its basically assumed Im terribly sorry 💀 /so gen

  

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Sun: Reader, (you/they/them)

Orbit: Headcanons-ish, Imposter SAGAU? Imposter SAGAU Reversed Ver? unclear (NOT DARK)

Stars: little here, little there

Comets & Meteors: Content Warnings: reader/you thinks everyone is hunting them down, dark sagau fake-baiting lmao, & Trigger Warnings: none known.

Please comment if I missed any. /gen

No but the traumatic experience of you cautiously wandering into Mondstadt after realizing ur in Genshin like, ✨👄✨

and every single street/alleyway you try to go down to even avoid it is just people all looking at you like: 👁️👄👁️ ???

and ur over here equally just like: 😃 tf u lookin at????

u get up near the cathedral and finally see a playable character, Barbara, and she just fully GASPS and POINTS at you like she’s getting paid to be an actor for this

shouting sm nonsense like: “My Creator??? King of All???? IS THAT YOU?????”

and after which a few nuns check the commotion, Rosaria and Barbara’s Visions are glowing, and all join in heckling you

Venti coming (literally) flying around a corner on a breeze, saying he was trying to catch up to you, and ohhh now ur Convinced:

None of these bitches must be happy to see you, you did forcefully control their bodies if by the sounds of it they knew you/they must’ve been aware during the game, aw damn looks like u gotta run for your life now

You just book it out of Mond, Venti/Barbara yelling after you to come back, and meanwhile you’re leaving a shell-shocked Jean/Diluc/Kaeya (with Visions glowing) in ur wake on the way out

Not one being, mortal or otherwise, convinces you to stay in Mond, and you finally get to Dragonspine- the only place u know they wont follow

(well maybe the pyro characters but ur betting if u can make it up the mountain theyre not committed to,, running you down? arresting you?? ur not sure)

u make it all the way up and luckily everythings all solved like u did in the game, the traveler must be well into teyvat by now, and u decide to say “for the already achieved achievement” and fuck around and find out near the nail

U thought as u finally got on it u heard a scream somewhere in the sky, and u spotted Dvalin carrying Venti/Barbatos, and once again book it out of town (damn u cant believe theyre so committed they got the dragon in on it…)

so u haul ass all the way down the mountain, traveling only at night, living like a vampire, holing up during the day when u see Mond citizens/knights/gods/etc. walking around presumably looking for you

but u make it, finally! sweet, sweet Liyue, ur 2nd home (besides Mondstadt)

Only to immediately, like right outside the fucking gates to Liyue Harbor, run into Zhongli.

and he’s standing there like this mf knew u were coming, and the first thing out his mouth is some BS like, “…Darnell, that you??”/ref LMAOO

but instead of laughing abt it u just scream and run for your life haha

oh jesus h christ- he’s sending the adepti after you fuck- how hated are you??

sure u maybe hate Celestia a little, and sympathize with the traveler, but this seems a little extreme?!

you go to the one place u know he/any other adeptus doesnt like to come often, Azdaha’s cave

and after a night (well, day bc ur sleeping during the day now) of Azdaha sleeping peacefully, he wakes up fully coherent and u actaully have a rlly pleasant conversation with him about Liyue food lol

he also kept mentioning some kind of god? but like in reference to you?? are u connected to them, u kinda know a lot of gods atp so ur not sure which he means, a god to rule them all??? Celestia?? yeah u guess u know those fucks-

Cue u looking down from ur perch in the stalagmites above, u found a ledge and Azdaha helped you,

only to see a very concerned and borderline nervous Zhongli down below, Azhdaha just greets him like nothing’s wrong, but as soon as he sees you’re uncomfortable, helps you escape (more like teleport) away

(the old geo archon was probably nervous just be around Azhdaha u assume)

and now ur on the islands of Inazuma

u know exactly what islands are all but abandoned, the ghost one, the electrocuting one, and the scary bird one, all great options 👍

Raiden and Yae Miko manage to find you on every single one, with Yae getting more and more exasperated, and Ei getting more and more concerened with every position they find you in

hanging out on the banks of the electro river that would kill you if it weren’t for the little electro trees fending it off (thank fuck u maxed that shit out while in game)

bc u assumed they’d hate to be around it, plus lots of ronin- nope Ei is almost… scolding you?? oh but she’s got her Musou no Hitotachi out fuCK-

(she was slaying ronins that were getting too close to you)

she also is constantly jumpscaring you on tsurumi island/ghost island bc while the ghosts are gone, the creepy atmosphere isn't, and it makes her all the more terrifying as The Raiden Shogun comes walking out of the fog into the cave you've hidden in, stuff of ur nightmares for weeks as u just bird box style try to be silent and stealth around the island to get to an abandoned boat,

literally her scary ass purple sword glowing silhouette wandering around in the fog as you paddle away 💀

getting to thunder bird island and Yae Miko is literally both running/teleporting as quickly as she can to you, as you jump from floating rock to floating rock to escape her, god its so unnerving to watch someone so lazy running after you

she keeps getting in this weird “praising the heavens pose” sometimes when you jump, oh shit she’s aiming hER ATTACKS AT YOU THATS WHY-

oh good- she missed and deflected some stray debris coming ur way, u gotta get to the bird area and see if you can glide away (u managed to get a glider at some point thank fuck)

the bird is luckily on ur side against all these mfs trying to hunt u down (for controlling their bodies u guess) and flies u back to mainland teyvat

sumeru u thought would have the most mercy on u tbh, maybe fontaine bc Neuvillette only rlly cares if u break “fontaine” laws, maybe he wouldn't care to chase down a mortal like u over this

and nahida bc shes just nice

which is somewhat true, as you are acting like tarzan swinging around on vines and shit to escape the forest rangers

but she does show up in ur dreams, but shes just all foggy or distorted, u guess bc ur not of this world or smth??

and so it just unnerves u more, and u try to make it out to the desert, where at least there's no gods to worry about

mf ur hunkered down in a pyramid and see the shadowy shape of Cyno walking thru a sandstorm at you 💀

U dont kno how u got out of that one tbh, smth abt “king deshret made a plan for this” and left it behind for ppl to use to escape underground, sweet

And while Nahida and other eremites, scholars like Alhaitham/Kaveh/Dehya were looking around the desert sands, u slip by them

And u make it to the oasis at the edge of the desert, and steal an old rowboat to cross to fontaine (if i had a nickel everytime u needed to escape a god via old rowboat, youd have 2 nickels- )

and getting to Fontaine is not much better.

U literally get to the clockwork tower, foggy, ominous, uninhabited except for treasure-seekers occasionally, its perfect

until Neuvillette himself just strolls in abt 3 nights of u making camp there

u nearly shit urself as he just fake-knocked on a wall, meanwhile ur like hanging from the ceiling (four limbs out suspending you type of fictional shit)

luckily, mostly bc u were trying to wait him out (which wasn't possible ur limbs hurt so bad) he was, finally, the first person around u long enough to be genuinely kind and patient and answer questions

(Neuvillette acc couldn't figure out where u were at first, and was very confused how u got ur voice to boom around this chamber of the tower, after a minute of talking u trusted him enough to tell him to look up lol)

just in time too, he was able to hide u from the archons a little longer bc u were nervous

(u were already intimidated enough by Neuvillette being irl himself, talking to you, let alone all the other gods/vision users, as u realized afterwards thinking abt all the ppl trying to “hunt u down”, that if they all counted as ppl actually wanting to see you, that was a rlly overwhelming amount, esp if their first instinct is to run at you??? what are you, a fan-abused/disrespected kpop idol????)

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well as long as I'm not getting slammed with lots of shifts again

hope u guys had a great weekend and have a good week! Happy late Valentine’s Day :)

Safe Travels Vine Boom,

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[tnsophiaonly]

"I am your Creator, your Grace."

A divine spoke from above, causing everyone to gasp all towards Teyvat.

The prophecy has been fulfilled. The creator is descending to Teyvat, visiting or rather coming.

With the way the creatures are more hostile and the way they increase more is a sign. It means the creator's blood has been shed on the way, who could have done such an atrocity? They must be tortured and

Part 2, Part 3, Part 4

TW: Detailed death and gore. SAGAU. Manipulation. OOC. Yandere. Manipulator Reader.

You were just an average Genshin player, farming for new characters or unbuilt characters, artifacts, things, bosses, monsters, and primogems.

"Ah; I can't wait for Fontaine... The characters, the new nation! Ah...~!" You spoke excitedly, cannot wait for the 4.0 update.

After the 4.0 live you went back to Genshin to at least try your luck with a last ten pull before sleeping, not really caring which banner, you press the *10x wish* button.

The fate turns gold and you grin in excitement. You got all the five/four stars you didn't have, which is more than a ten pull that's for sure, you blinked your eyes, rubbed it and lastly pinched yourself to see if you were dreaming.

But you weren't. Oh, now what? You just clicked the exit button and looked through your characters, they were all here! You had only a bit of 5 star C6 characters because you were broke.. but you couldn't believe it you got everything! Even the weapons! Whohoo! But wait.. what if you get banned?

Oh no. Oh nonononononononono. You reassure yourself, no one knows so who will ban you? No one! You just closed off Genshin.

Okay you went back to see if it was just a glitch, when you were brought to the entrance screen you pressed enter and it flashes so bright! You didn't remember it being this bright!

Your eyes hurt from the brightness and you close your eyes, you feel yourself shifting realities.. was TikTok really true when it brought up switching realities? You wish you could have checked cause it hurts!

You felt as if you were getting torn into pieces by pieces. You let out a scream of pain as you felt your head getting torn out.

—e—m—o—c—l—e—w—

Waking up with a pained scream and fearful expression. You look around your body to see it still intact.

Sighing in relief from the sudden shift in realities, you came back to reality (get it?) when you heard a rather loud thunder strike.

You look around and see yourself in an unfamiliar surroundings. 'What the hell? Where am I?' Your thoughts were cut off by a thunder strike.

You tumble when standing up, after all you were worried your legs were cut off from the reality shift. Finally finding out it was a hut made with wood with a hay like roof. Surprisingly it was comfy, and it didn't leak!

And you see that it had; a bag —leather back pack—, clothes —japanese like? Wait...—, food —in a plate, and it looked really familiar—, water —in a kettle—, mini med kit —which seemed 19's like—, and..

Is that mora?! As in genshin currency?! Holy moly nutsy cats! You must be in genshin! Woah...

You admire the Teyvat currency. It really was the real deal. You took steal all the things you see in the hut, even the pillow and blanket!! Literally everything you could take!!! And the leather back pack? Fits it all.

It also has a game like screen, like the inventory? Yeah.

You wear Japanese like clothing, you wouldn't want to unfit in Teyvat, would you? Anyways stop calling it Japanese like clothing it's Inazuman now.

I mean Inazuma is inspired by Japan right?

The only thing that bothered you is that, what was the mask for? The mask was split in half So what's it for? Hiding your identity? Pfft-

(pick one)

You took it just in case.

You walked out of the hut, oof! You almost got hit by lightning! Why are there so many lightning? You looked around and you couldn't really see anyone or anything.

Huh last time you know you already finished the quest in Seirai Island so why are there so many lightning?

You shook your head. Your eyes perk up at a statue. Ah, it's a Statue of Seven. It's a bit broken because you didn't really level up Inazuma statues... Laziness..

You wonder, would you get elemental powers if you touch it? I mean it did say something about people from other worlds getting powers.. but... You shifted realities, does that count?

Oh well, you proceeded to touch the statue either way and it got fixed like if you max level statues, in fact it looks cleaner than before. You even felt as if the statue's element- or electro was happy to see you.

Did you bless the statue? Or did it bless you? You didn't really care.

You checked to see if you had powers or not, you didn't really feel anything. Maybe it didn't work? You sighed in disappointment.

You look around your surroundings. Just as expected, it really is Seirai and you are in Inazuma or Teyvat. You walk around and spot a tree, ooh lavender melons!

You reach up to pick up the first lavender melon and take out the kettle from your backpack or bag and wash the lavender melon, safety first!

And you took a bite, oh it was really ripe and juicy! What a surprise! It tastes just like a watermelon but with a more lavender-ish taste? I don't really know.

You took more of the lavender melons, because in person, one tree has 16 melons. Unfair, cause in the game it only has 3!

You put it in your magic bag, you walk away from your "spawn point". Eager to explore the dangerous island more. You were about to walk straight when you saw Fatui.

Haha, no.

You turn back and take a left (cause no one treated you right), and went right (cause everyone left). You see a teleport waypoint. Oh wow. Omg. It's the same size as you..

Feeling amazed and anxious at the same time, you wonder, are you able to use this? You hesitantly touch it and instead of blue, it turns into color gold. Mesmerized and shocked and also scared.

You look at your magic bag and see a map in it, you take the map and it has the teleport waypoints! It was all locked but you could go and explore more to get more— no what are you thinking it's dangerous! You put the idea of exploring in the back of your mind (you died, and I didn't even cry-).

You see one of the wave rider summoner. (Was it called that?) You touch it and it becomes color gold too. Wow! The boat is amazing!! It's way better than the game! Man you could live here for all you care, but the thunder..

You were still wondering where the thunder came from. You look around first before riding the wave rider. Just to see if you would have a clue where the thunder is coming from.

While in the way you see a sweet flower, you were about to pick it when you remember Whopperflowers. The ones that disguise themselves and can take on the appearance of other plants like Sweet Flower, Small Lamp Grass, and even a Mint. You felt really scared

You were about to walk past it when it came out from the ground. Making you scream and tumble. Almost making you fall.

The whopperflower had a face that presents fear and also admiration. It doesn't attack you.

You stare at it in fear and shock. Confusion looms over you. 'Why isn't it attacking?' you thought.

"Uh- hello.." you spoke awkwardly, hoping that it wouldn't deam you as an enemy, you smile nervously. The whopperflower looks mesmerized now.

Oh? It understands you? You reach out a hand to pet it unconsciously and it leans to your touch. It gifts you a sweet nectar and gives you a sweet flower and goes back to the ground. And just as if it felt like someone was coming, you also felt it, someone came.

It was an adventurer, you recognize that solid green and red uniform anywhere. It seems as if it was running away. And it spots you. The adventurer pushes you out of its way and was getting chased by a hilichurl. Seriously? It was a group of 3.

Wow. When you tumble back from the push the adventure did, causing your ankle straining from the force. The cryo whopperflower jumped out of the ground and started attacking the adventurer and your eyes widened.

It starts sending out cryo spikes which stab the adventurer's legs and knees —earning a scream of pain from them—, then it sends another spikes that's higher which stabs the adventurer's abdomen. Spitting a heavy amount of blood from the spikes. They glance at you with pain, but it soon washes away when they saw your face. Oh it was their holy creator, so you actually exist? It wasn't a lie? "HELP YOUR GRACE! I DIDN'T MEAN TO GRAZE SUCH A DIVINE! FORGIVE ME FROM MY GRAVE SIN!" The adventurer screams out with brimming hope and grimming despair, and takes out a hand at you, but you are frozen in fear; 'Grace? What.. what..?' your thoughts ascending to worry, confusion, guilt, anger, pain... The adventurer... the adventurer was heavily injured which caused the spikes and the ground splattered with red blood. The whopperflower was charging up and the adventurer bleeding on the spikes with life fading slowly. The whopperflower finishes the charge up and starts shooting out deadly cryo balls at the adventurer, beating it up. But that wasn't enough to kill it, as its uniform was blocking the attack from a critical spot and only destroyed the bloody greenish uniform. So the whopperflower sends another cryo spike which ultimately ends its life in a brutal way. Which ends up splattering more red blood than it should.

You could only stare in horror and shock from what happened, your slippers with white socks or rather shoes getting stained with blood.

"Grace..? Wha.. what..?" You whimpered in utter horror, the cry whopperflower then proceeds to take the adventurer's head and heart and present it Infront of you, with an expression of admiration, as if it didn't just kill another being brutally in front of you! In fact they want you to praise them.

You held out your hand to form a stop sign but it took it as a praise and lent to the touch and the whopperflower went back to the ground with you still frozen.

You saw, watched, played a lot of horror like, or something that concerns dead bodies but you never expected seeing them personally, or was it really your first time? Your eyes dilate at the sight of the dead decapitated frozen body and its stabbed heart which beats slowly fading away.

Tears start to build up from your eyes, the emotion you're feeling, empathy was it? Or was it something else?

You just put on a pray-like pose and you walk away with a heavy heart.

—t—a—v—y—e—T— —o—t—

How long has it been ever since you've witnessed a brutal sight? For your sake? Hmm about at least almost an hour, you got lost. You couldn't find the wave rider. I mean you could use the map and teleport but hell, how do you teleport? You were walking around, avoiding any danger as much as possible in Seirai Island.

You finally saw a wave rider, and look there's a waypoint nearby! But then you see a familiar purple head. Shit, it was Ei. You had to cross paths just so you could get to the wave rider! You didn't know what to do and was panicking when you remembered your mask. You took it out from your magical bag and inspected it. It only covers 1/4 of your face, why bother... Eh, a mask is a mask at the end of the day. You wore it.

You were thinking of a plan when, "It feels like the creator is nearby.., who's there?" The Electro Archon said with an unfazed voice but irritated too. You walk out from your hiding place and put your hands up.

"Ah forgive me for hiding, but I assure you I mean no harm." You spoke gently, the shogun tensed up and looked at you directly, she looked so pretty personally...

"Is that.. who are you?" She spoke with a rather forced calm voice. You were skeptical about her behavior, so you plan to use an alias. "My name Akeldama Kagema. I really apologize for the sudden appearance, The Shogun." You keep a facade with a calm, elegant personality.

"Akeldama Kagema.. what is your purpose here? Seirai Island is dangerous for inazuman citizens." Ei spoke with a rather skeptical tone when she pronounced your name.

"Ah, I am an adventurer and I was given a commission on this specific island. I was about to leave with the wave rider there." You lied smoothly, lying has become a part of your nature which you can't live with lying.

"And the commission was?" She was being pushy, she seems really suspicious of you. You kept up your facade despite being irritated, "Taking care of a hilichurl camp." You lied again.

She hums, and let's you be. But before letting you be, she held your hand, her eyes widened but she soon let go. You were about to touch the wave rider when an uneasy feeling looms over you, as if Ei was watching your every move.

When the wave rider turns yellow, you made a mistake. Shit, wonderful, now Ei is really suspicious of you now. How the hell did you make a wave rider gold when you're not the creator?

She runs over you at light speed and refrained you from moving further. "Ah, What is this for.." you spoke with a forced smile, trying to keep up the facade of calm and elegant.

"Tell me your real name." Well fuck. You grumble, "My name is (Y/N).." so much for aliases.

She unrestrains your movement and looked in worry. "Are you alright your grace?!" She asked with a worry laced tone. Your eyes widened with her question and tone, the sudden switch up?

"I'm fine.." you muttered loud enough for her to feel, and you swore you felt her sigh in relief. She held your hands softly.

"So the prophecy was correct..." She spoke gently, then her grip on you became harsh and painful "Except if you're also a fake like (Same Name or S/M) who gets mistaken as the creator for having the same face, body. ." She said harshly, "I will end you." She threatens with a venom laced voice.

You muttered an 'Ow' and hissed from the godlike grip on your hands. "yes yes..." She lets go, of your hands and your hands have a mark on them, one of your fingers bled tho and when it dropped on the floor, you saw flowers growing and the way the grass became cleaner from just a drop of blood. And Ei's eyes widen.

"You really are the creator!" She said with so much happiness, "I apologize deeply for hurting you, I'll treat your wound now please do come with me.." She said.

"Ah.. and how am i- are we supposed to do that?" You asked confusingly. "Ah, staying from another world and descending here must have caused an impact to your memories.. Your grace, you can teleport to places you wish to be at!" The Electro Archon spoke excitedly. Happy that her nation was the first the creator has come.

You're seriously not their creator right? But then it doesn't really explain what's going on unless you're the creator... I mean it was Hoyo who created them! What are they on about?!

You breathe carefully. You put on an apologetic expression. "Ei, as much as I would really wish to be treated by you, I do not like to be a center of attention..." You declined respectfully

"Your grace, you are deemed to be given all the attention and riches as much as you are the only reason we live..!"

"Ei, I am not a fan of attention, not at all. How about this, I want to act like a messenger who gives out the creator or me- messages. Like an oracle? But I'm not really like that, just a messenger. But you can still know who I am, but refrain from letting anyone know." You lied reasoned out

Ei understood, "Your grace.. so humble..." She muttered in a hazy state, you hold her hand gently "I truly wish that, you would try your best to hide my identity... Ei can you do that? Don't tell anyone? Not even Yae?"

She nods, "Prove it." You demanded. The Electro Archon, injures herself as proof, an unnoticed indigo blood dripping but soon turning red. "wonderful. Put your life on the line for me would you, my strongest acolyte? Or do you wish for me to abandon you.." you threatened with a low voice.

Ei shakes her head. You give her a peck on the forehead. And told her of your plan.

You plan to be an oracle like or just a messenger sent by the creator. So you could 'observe' the present Teyvat.

An obvious lie. You have no plan on meeting any characters and pass on your messages to crazed devotees.

Ei only goes with your plan, great now you have a powerful ally. As much as she is very out of character, I mean who wouldn't? After all;

I'm their creator.

Ei left Seirai hesitantly. You could only smirk in victory.

Then you went to the wave rider. You went inside, and put your hand in the modern screen and told it to lead you to Kannazuka.

It did as you told.

—e—c—a—r—G— —r—u—o—y—

But there's something bothering you, how did you communicate with Ei when you were speaking in your world language rather Teyvatian language?

Is it because of a certain connection between Divine beings and The Creator? But the way you communicated with Raiden is rather too out of character. If what you guessed was right that this was some kind of SAGAU cult AU and possibly impostor AU, shouldn't she attack me?

You're rather worried than grateful that Raiden spared you. What lies ahead of this so-called Teyvat? A fantasy open world with open battles using elemental magic turning into a crazed cult who worships their so-called creator who doesn't even own Genshin but just a player, wouldn't the title of creator go with everybody else? As in like other Genshin players or the people who went to your world...? Oh wait.

Would communicating with others be considered hard? Considering the others might not have the same connection as the creator does with the divine beings.

You just shook your head in frustration, your mask jingling at the process.

–s–e–i–r–o–m–e–m– –n–e–d–d–u–S–

You see yourself in Kannazuka.

What was your purpose here? Why did you go here...?

Oh yeah, to get a mask that'll actually cover your face rather than 1/4 of it. You don't want to be seen as the creator, no not at all, you might will get hunted! You might will die painfully.

But is Kannazuka a good place...

Item Naku Weed.png Naku Weed

I don't think so. Narukami might be a better place to fetch mask.

Perhaps you came here to explore?

Maybe.

Okay maybe you did come here for...

Dendrobium

Crystal Marrow

Onikabuto

Sea Ganoderma

Out of curiosity. I promise!!

Oh. Crap.

I keep on forgetting that there are still characters who can get here.

It's Kujou Sara. And who is that? She looks a lot like me.... Is that the (S/M) Ei said of? A fake that gets compared with The Creator?

OMG I'M FINALLY DONE... yes SAGAU cause yes. This monstrous chapter... I need to train myself to write longer chapters.

Anyways have a nice read, it's cringe I know and it sucked but this is my actual first time writing SAGAU. Especially Raiden Ei. I don't know much about her but I js know she has gno-sis. Jk I did study her a bit for this, ending up to be ooc.

When you don't give a shit about the lore but you have to so you don't make mistakes...

heavily inspired by @whispereons (pls support them)

Anyways. VOTING IS CLOSED

[writer-komaru]

I know I’ve talked about these guys before, but hear me out once more.

What would these genshin men act like when you haven’t touched them in months?

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Scaramouche, Gorou, Tartaglia

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Scaramouche -

You calmly sat down at your desk, finishing some work you had to do. But, you couldn’t help but feel the searing feeling of Scara scowling at you from across the room. It had been 5 whole months since you last tried to touch him more intimately and he was seething. Everything that happened to him, no matter how small, made him unbelievably upset. He started to take out his pent out feelings on anything that crossed is path. Hilicurls, shrooms, animals, plants, you name it. But there is no way in HELL he was going to ask you what he needs, let alone say sorry for being such a brat.

So after finally taking a break from your work, you decided it had been long enough.

“I can practically feel your eyes boring into the back of my head, Scara.“

He only growled in response. You flashed him a stern look which immediately made him shut up.

“Here. On my lap. Now.”

He cocked his head for a second before nervously approaching you.

“What do you-“

In one fluid motion, you placed the shorter boy on your lap. Scara’s face instantly flushed, letting out a small stammered gasp. You were so close, he felt so vulnerable while straddling your waist like this, he couldn’t help but look away. He was just so pent up, could you even blame him? Your mouth twisted into a smirk as you saw he was already getting hard, poking out through the loose fabric of his shorts. When he glanced back and saw you looking down, he flushed even more.

“D-Don’t look! You’re so… arrggggg… I can’t with you and your- a-aghh!~”

He couldn’t even manage out a single insult before moaning in surprise as you pressed your palm against his cock. His body shivered, hands now gripping onto your shoulders to help stabilize himself. You smirked down at him.

“Hmm? Cat got your tongue?”

His eyes rolled back as he felt you begin to rub your hand against him. This was more pleasure than he has felt in a very, very long time. Moans poured out of his lips, unable to stop himself from humping desperately against your hand.

“Feel good, baby? You already look so fucked out and I haven’t even done practically anything yet.”

You almost gasped in surprise as you heard Scaramouche…. Whine? He looked like a total night and day compared to his usual arrogant self. It almost made you want to spoil him.

He nuzzled against your neck, locking his legs tightly against your waist to grind harder against your hand.

“P….. p…… please help me….”

Gorou -

You walked nervously through the camp, weaving your way past tent after tent. It had been 3 whole months since you last saw your boyfriend Gorou, which was a bit concerning to you since you normally saw him everyday, if not multiple times a day. He was a very clingy person and hated being away from you, so when he said he needed to go out to Watatsumi to do some military training, you expected him to be visiting you often. But instead, he didn’t even visit you once! Something has to be wrong. That’s why you decided to come all the way out the far away island to hopefully find your fluffy eared boyfriend.

As you passed by the infirmary, you couldn’t help the sinking thought that appeared in your mind. What if… something bad happened to him while training? But you shook your head. Gorou was a very strong and capable general. He knows who he has to protect and he would never throw away his life like that. You began to walk faster towards one of the main buildings on the outskirts of all the tents. After knocking on the door a few times, you heard the scampering of distant feet before the door slowly opened. You saw two blue eyes peak through the door.

“Who’s there? I-I thought I told the camp I would be bu-“

You heard Gorou gasp as he recognized you by your distinct scent. He swung open the door, almost hitting you in the process and dragged you into the room. The door swung shut behind you both.

“YYY/NNNN!!!”

He hugged you tight against him, his tail wagging unbelievably fast.

“Gorou!! My baby, god, I missed you so much!”

You hugged him back, relishing in the happy reunion you were finally having with your long awaited lover. But… something seemed a little odd. Gorou felt a lot warmer than normal, and why was he in this building all alone? Was he sick? You gasped a bit in surprise as you felt his nails dig harder into your back.

“I…. I missed you too! So… so so so much… I… ”

He let out a small whine as he began to hump against your thigh, nuzzling your neck as if desperate for more of your scent.

“I-I-m sorry, I can’t- Ahh, I can’t help it…”

“Awww, Gorou, I didn’t realize you missed me that much.”

You were about to continue to tease him, but the way he only whimpered in response, his tail swishing back in forth, had you worried. Was he…

“Gorou…. Are you in… heat?”

He slowly nodded against you, tiny moans escaping his mouth as he quickened his pace. It took a great deal of effort to finally push him off of you so you could have a minute to breath. He whined at the loss of stimulation, but nodded shyly in response. After being away from you for so long, and coincidentally going into his heat just a few hours before you came to see him, he coudlnt help himself. He just needed you so so sooo bad.

“Please…. It burns…. Please help me….”

“Awww, my poor needy puppy~ here, let’s sit you down.”

You carefully walked him over to the bedroom and layed him down. He was breathing so quickly, and his tail couldn’t stop wagging. He honestly felt like crying from the burning feelings all over him. And you could tell too as you saw the tears pricking at his eyes.

“Here baby. Just lay down and let me take care of you, okay?”

He nodded his head in response.

“Please, please touch me… it burns… it burns so much- I-“

He choked on his words as he felt the warm feeling of you lapping your tongue against his pants, your hands swiftly pulling both them and his boxers down to reveal his pulsing cock. It was oozing with need, his hips jumping into the air to hopefully chase more of that soothing pleasure you give him.

“I- I’m sorry I can’t help I-it.”

“There’s no need to apologize. I got you.”

He let out a loud moan, back arching off the bed and hands clawing at the sheets as he felt your mouth shove his dick all the way in. And the extra feeling of your hand tugging lightly at his tail had him already seeing stars.

Tartaglia -

(TW-dub con)

You looked over at your boyfriend with loving eyes. He seemed like he had changed a lot over the past 4 months. He was a lot more gentle and over all nicer to others, he tried to find more time to go on more dates with you, he even made it a habit to pick you a single flower whenever he gets back from his work with the fatui. Maybe telling him no sex for 4 months was actually worth it.

Yeah, you missed the sex a lot, but the time without it made you realize all the other parts of your relationship you cherished. Each time you gazed into his deep ocean blue eyes, just like how you are now, it made you think about what color ring would best compliment them. Though, you knew he would love any ring you picked out for him.

He leaned over to you and kissed you on the nose, the slight touch making you giggle.

“Today was the final day. Do you… wanna do anything tonight?”

You asked with a slight smile, cocking your head at him. He laughed lightly in response.

“Hmm…. Want to wait until tomorrow? I’d just like to hold you in my arms right now. We’ve waited all this time, what’s another day going to do?”

“Heheh, okay. Goodnight then, my beloved.”

“Goodnight, my sweetie pie.”

After giving you one more kiss, this time on the cheek, you switched off the lights and went to bed.

Little did you know, he wouldn’t be sleeping that night.

.

.

:

You yawned as your eyes slowly blinked open.

“…. Baby?”

You looked over with blurry eyes at the empty spot next to you. Hmm… maybe he wanted to start his day early. Or! Maybe he was preparing surprised breakfast in bed! He truly was such a sweet boyfriend.

But

As you tried to stretch out your stiff limbs, you were surprised as you felt them not move. It felt…. Like you were tied up or something. As your eyes finaly adjusted, you looked in confusion at the red rope that practically dug into your skin. You looked around the room for any sight of your boyfriend.

“Rise in shine, my beauty. You like the surprise I planned out for you?~”

“Tartaglia, why did you tie me up?”

Suddenly a rush of warmth surged through your body, causing you to gasp. He only chuckled. He slowly crawled over your helpless body, looking down at your with a menacing smile. Instead of his eyes usually shining with bright warmth, like the feeling of gentle, soothing waves brushing against the sand, they instead seemed to just be dark, black pools of water, like the parts of the ocean that have never been discovered by humans. The kind of ocean that not even the most resilient fish can survive in. You felt as your body began to heat up for some strange reason, an unbearable heat. Like a fucking raging inferno.

“Tartaglia… why do I feel so weird?”

He brushed over your cheek with his thumb, as if amused by your almost panicked state.

“Oh? That must be the aphrodisiacs finally kicking in. Just in time, too.”

“Aphro…. What? What did… did you drug me?!”

You couldn’t believe it…. After all these months you thought your homicidal boyfriend had finally changed. But it had all been a cover up.

“How… how dare yo-“

Before you could scold him, you couldn’t help but moan at the feeling of his skilled hands finally cupping and gently squeezing your breasts. It had your body twitching, thighs rubbing together.

“Nah ah ah~”

He tutted you softy.

“I know you’re needy, but at least show some restraint~”

You scowled at him. If you weren’t so unbelievably turned on your now you would definitely try to kick him in the balls. Just as the thought became more and more appealing, he used his knees to force yours apart.

“H-hey-“

Before you could even protest, you shivered more as his thumbs pressed hard against your nipples, rubbing small circles against them. Your breathing grew heavy.

“Hmm? Can’t even protest anymore? Don’t tell me you’re into this. Who knew you could be such a whore~”

“A-A whore?! How DARE you! You fucking drugged me and tied m-me up, you’re a damn phycopa- AHH~”

Your thighs trembled as you felt his finger trace over your oozing pussy, the giant touch causing your body to tense and your pussy to only leak out more desperation. Whatever fucking drugs he gave you were making you loose your mind.

“Damn it…. You’re so fucking wet… it’s kind of hot~”

Moans cascaded from your mouth, face twisting into pure shock as you felt him spread your pussy lips apart.

“Let’s see if you taste as good as you look~”

His hot breath fanned over your clenching pussy, unable to stop your hips from humping into the air as he pressed his tongue flat against your clit. You let out a loud wail at the feeling. To make it worse is he didn’t even give you any time to adjust. He immediately dove in, licking up all your delicious slick before shoving his tongue deep into your desperate pussy. You pulled against the restraints, but of course, to no avail. You felt like you were going to cum already, coming apart on just his tongue. You let out one final wail, sneaking in a quick “fuck you” before cumming all over his tongue and face.

Little did you know that wouldn’t be the last time he made you cum that night. He was going to make sure you would not be able to walk for a solid week.

[tiredsmashbros]

🍔 TIREDSMASHBROS INTRODUCTION

howdy! i'm tomm / tsb / tired , the burger man

☁️ just a simple, silly dude who loves cheeseburgers too much, growing up in the heart of texas. an animated maniac influenced by western cartoon shows and indie + mascot horror games with a passion for complex storytelling. i'm a comic, furry, and a multi-fandom artist.

🔆 i use both he/him and they/them pronouns. i am a queer artist; demiboy + pan + aroace spectrum. i'm an adult, currently close to graduating college, and my birthday is on jan 10th.

🌿 i struggle with dyslexia, i apologize in advance for any minor grammar errors. additionally i process things a bit slow at times or am extremely busy irl, responding slow to responses + reblogs. i'd appreciate some patience, thank you!

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EVENT {TSB BIRTHDAY PARTY BASH}

↳ "Make A Birthday Wish" {ONGOING - ENDS DEC 30}

SHOWS / FILMS

my little pony, south park, animaniacs, looney tunes, mickey mouse, ducktales, felix the cat, bluey, total drama island, grojband, danvs, regular show, gravity falls, ninjago, teenage mutant ninja turtles, moomin valley, how to train your dragon, centuarworld, dragon ball, one piece, naruto, fullmetal alchemist, jojo's bizarre adventures, hlvrai, khonjin house, eddsworld, helluva boss, hazbin hotel, lackadaisy, trolls, better call saul/breaking bad, smg4, meta runner, murder drones, fairy oddparents: a new wish, popee the performer, the great gatsby, holes, the sixth sense, kingsman, matilda, beetlejuice, deadpool and wolverine, arcane

VIDEO GAMES

minecraft, five night at freddy's, cuphead, super mario bros, sonic, undertale, bendy and the ink machine, poppy playtime, baldi's basic, garten of banban, cult of the lamb, friday night funkin, pizza tower, parappa, amanda the adventurer, choo choo charles, epic mickey, rabbits, spyro, rayman, duck season vr, billie bust up, genshin, wuthering waves, god of war: ragnarok, red dead redemption, mouthwashing

BOOKS

scott pilgrim, warrior cats, garfield, charlie brown, ganbare nakamura-kun, heartstopper, goosebumps series, mashle, usagi yojimbo, promised neverland, beastars, show-ha shoten, gokurakugai, + above

MISC

dawko, matpat, fuhnaff, coryxkenshin, dashiexp, isaacwhy + the group chat, (yep) the boys, sam and colby, cg5, jakeneurton, peso pluma, welcome home, sherlock & co, a shit ton of musicals just ask me or check my spotify { tommfoolery }

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SUPER MARIO BROS COMICS

DONE ↳ mario and luigi superstars ; sketch comic

DONE ↳ bowuigi rewritten ; sketch comic

SMG4 / SMG34 COMICS

DONE ↳ lipbite : prologue

DONE ↳ lipbite : chapter one

CURRENTLY WORKING ↳ lipbite : chapter two

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TSB : SMG4 AU

🍔 my smg4 oc, TSB! a yellow, white, blue, burger-loving, cartoon individual with a propeller hat who's beloved for his silly, looney, and mania personality. stick around and attempt to uncover the mysterious lore hidden within this animated maniac! if you want to know more, check out his tags, comics, and spotify/youtube playlist !!

#tsb official ↳ all official art and posts made by me #tsb / emmet eggs + #pipedream + #tsari + #tsmg4 ↳ characters + ships #tsb askbox + #tsb theory + #tsb memes ↳ misc content ↳ official tsb reference sheet + official emmet reference sheet ↳ spotify playlist + youtube playlist

TSB LORE COMICS

comic ↳ strange, unpredictable, dangerous

ask ↳ " smg4, why don't you trust tsb with tari? "

ask ↳ outfit change with a television star

ask ↳ " can you give us a painting tutorial? "

1k event ↳ memories - part two

ask ↳ " so just dance with me baby "

ask ↳ " of course, i can paint with free will! "

TSB LORE FANFICS

tari's bday ↳ " happy birthday, bluejay " [2k words]

1k event ↳ memories - part one [2k words]

💛 thank you for stopping by, and hope you have a wonderful visit !!

[pakunod-a]

Idia Shroud, who..

...can't fathom how you ever got around to talking to him. He was convinced you were too good for him.

...seems to be a bit more gloomy than usual.

—oh, no, it's not you. He just can't process how such a lovely human being could ever be his friend.

...can't believe it's been so long since you've first DM'ed him. He didn't even have to do anything at all.

...has a hard time believing you wouldn't up and find someone else to befriend. You're.. probably his first genuine friend. Why wouldn't you want to stay good friends with him?

...is your closest online friend. You've met a little short over a year ago, and now he's a little too attached.

...is one of your closest confidants. Despite not being friends with you in person, you trust him with major things, like your game accounts, your Magicord account, your IP address <3

...is your duo on most games. You support him, and oftentimes, he lets you carry.

...doesn't trust you when you say that your "friends" are only with you to hang out. They must have ulterior motives, no?

...is very, very fortunate he installed an app that lets him see through your webcam. You were so ethereal, it was unbelievable.

...thinks you look like a masterpiece crafted by the very hands of a god themselves. This is who he's been talking to all this time? He's breath-taken.

...starts slowly getting insecure every time you try and turn down his offers to game together. His mind starts going to the worst possible places imaginable.

...can't have you getting any ideas of leaving him. You're basically his best friend, dare I say his platonic? lover. You put your Minecraft beds together. You went to the Heart Island on Genshin Impact with him. He does all your dailies for you whenever you aren't available, and vice versa. You're practically married at this point.

...is waiting for the right time to strike. Not now, but soon. You shouldn't suspect it. If he fails, he risks losing his beloved friend.

...monitors you closely. It's just a matter of time, you know. After all, you're playing hard to get. And Idia does love a good challenge.

...watches your every move. You like to sing in the shower, don't you? You sound so talented.. undeserving of someone like him. You enjoy the company of cats? How coincidental.. he does too. You have so much in common already.

...has your room set up next to his. You'll live with him, eventually. When he finds the courage to do it.

Idia Shroud, who will forever be your Player 1. Won't you be his Player 2, too?

long note below here, skip if not interested

A/N: hello :)

it's been a while, how have you all been?

i apologize for being on a hiatus of some sort. and for the rushed and short idia post T-T

it's going to be the start of a busy year for me, i am graduating after all.

i have lots of posts i need to publish and rewrite, but unfortunately my schedule is too packed, and the only times i feel free enough to write are after-school hours, which are 8 pm - 12 am for me.

i might just end up reuploading more fics from my old blog, or writing a bit more for other series i'm into. (hxh, obey me, twst, mlbb, genshin, and hsr <3 perhaps trese if anyone's heard about it? 👀)

but if i ever come back to posting, what kind of content would you guys like to see?

my requests and inbox(?) are always open. please do drop by and say hello, or drop a request you would like to see written by me. i find that requests or ideas from others often get my brian going.

if you wish to find me elsewhere, my tiktok and my discord users are both pakunod.a :)

i would like to come back again with posts for you to read, or a few of my practice drawings for you to see.

perhaps in the future. :)

as always, stay safe, keep yourself healthy, stay hydrated, and always love yourself. <3

- 1, Yuan

[treetownconfessions]

whos on ur dni list

fans of genshin impact, cookie run, one piece, kpop, undertale, friday night funkin, steven universe, homestuck, naruto, fnaf, persona, roblox, my hero academia, the owl house, south park, walten files, total drama island, doki doki literature club, harry potter, my little pony, lion king, madoka magica, metal family, ninjago, monkie kid, the lego movie, rick and morty, battle for dream island, monster high, animal crossing, hunterxhunter, sonic, villainous, mario, yakuza, deltarune, stardew valley, league of legends, littlest pet shop, parappa, yokai watch, jojo's bizarre adventure, amazing world of gumball, creepypasta, warrior cats, marvel, countryhumans, voltron, alvin and the chipmunks, star wars, baldi's basics, omori, touhou, rpg horror, dead by daylight, madness combat, amphibia, curious george, splatoon, apex, plants vs zombies, portal, half-life, naughty bear, any sims game, invader zim, fran bow, resident evil, octodad, bendy and the ink machine, little nightmares, helluva boss, cuphead, hazbin hotel, smiling friends, project sekai, and ace attorney are all on my dni list :( if any of u apply then please dni </3

my friend, i am praying this is copypasta

why the fuck are you here.

[luciddreamingcrow]

Genshin characters reaction to you bringing a cat home

A/n: I'm not even gonna try to apologize for vanishing out of the earths surface for about 4 months but because today is my blog's first birthday I'm finally writing this fanfiction idea that I had sence I started this blog, caroce enjoy it my beloveds 😙

Characters included: Diluc, Kaveh, Kokomi, Shenhe

Cw: not proofread, we die like Dilucs dad, and mentions of homicidal thoughts in shenhes part

✦Diluc✦

Ok so the moment he saw a tiny kitten loafed in the sofa near the fire place, he knew it was you that brought it in

And you convinced him to let the little guy stay until winter was over because it was freezing outside and would have little chance at survival

Diluc after some convincing agreed to let him stay, but he said that 'the moment spring comes and it's warm outside the cat is going out'

Little did he know that during the little time that the cat was staying in your guys mantion he slowly fell in love with it

And it was just the littlest of things, like the time the little kitten hopped into your guys bed and snuggled itself in-between you and Diluc while cuddling

Or the time it was colder in the house so the kitten got on Dilucs lap and proceeded to purr and make biscuits on his lap because he has a pyro vision and his body runs warmer

And when spring came and it was warm, Diluc didn't forget his promise but he didn't have the heart to do anything so he just let the kitten be

And if you would bring it up to him that sadly it's time to let the kitten go, he'd just pull up excuses like 'oh but the weather is still not that stable yet and it can get cold again really quickly' or something like that

And then little did you know now the cat has been staying with you guys for about a year and now Diluc doesn't dare to let go of your guys cat and loves it with all of his heart

And the best part is that the cat now catches all of the mice and rats that hide around the winery

And one of Dilucs favourite things is watching the cat run around the grape yard and catching crystal fly and bringing them to Diluc as presents

✦Kaveh✦

(For the sake of this fanfic he moved in to your house)

Ok so, similar to Diluc, the first time he saw the kitten it was on the sofa curled up and peacefully sleeping

And after that little guy approached him to give Kaveh a little bump on his leg because he wanted scratches, Kaveh fell in love with it

Yes the two of you would have to work harder to be able to afford the kittens litter box, cat food, toys ect but he didn't mind because it was for his son (yes he calls the cat his son)

This mf WILL get jealous of the cat chooses to cuddle with you rather than him and be sarcastically dramatic about it

Once when he was working on a project the kitten managed to get on too of his shoulder and started playing with the feather that Kaveh has on his head, and whenever the cat is on tall pleases and Kaveh is near the cat WILL try and get that feather from his head to play with

It doesn't matter if that cat has be best toys in the world, Kavehs feather is the superior toy for the cat to play with

✦Kokomi✦

At first she saw them in her secret place where she'd take time to gain energy back, and didn't think you were the one that brought them here but she let them be because they didn't bother her and honestly their presence calmed her down

After a week she brought you in to her secret place to show you the two cats that made a home there and you had to confess to her that you were the one that brought them there

After some talking, you two agreed that the cats can stay but only on this secret place where no one knows

Of course the two cats had the freedom to go to explore watatsumi island but they mostly stuck to exploring the village and sleeping in Kokomis comfort place

Kokomi quickly began to love those cats and loved seeing them play with each other, she would spawn little water fish for the cats to chase around

OMG imagine if Kokomi would summon her jelly fish for the cats to play with

Also Kokomi def gains energy from hanging out with the cats whenever you are not around but one of her favourite things is you two playing with the cats or cuddling while reading and the cats sleeping on top of you two

✦Shenhe✦

To be honest, you didn't know how she'd react to you bringing a pet on the house, but she didn't really mind

But the longer time she and the cat have spent together she became more calm, yes she's calm most of the time but she didn't have as many homicidal thoughts as before

She found out that, that was a great method to calming her down and distracting her from those thoughts and now whenever you are hanging out with eachother she is most definitely bringing the cat along, petting it while she holds it

Whenever she feels those disturbing thoughts plaguing her, she goes to find the cat that you have brought and play with it, pet it or just cuddle with it

Another habit that she had formed is whenever is time to go to bed the cats NEEDS to sleep besides her while purring, it's just the vibrations form the cats purr just sends her to sleep so easily

Overall, even if she doesn't show it to much she is beyond grateful that you brought that cat into her life and doesn't understand how she was able to live without them

[jiraip1lled]

-ˏˋ⋆ ᴡ ᴇ ʟ ᴄ ᴏ ᴍ ᴇ ⋆ˊˎ-

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My reaction to the Natlan archon quest I guess (very much spoilers BEWARE)

MY DAUGHTER!!!! MY CHILD!!!! NOTHING BAD BETTER HAPPEN TO YOU MY SWEET PEA!!!! (bad stuff happened and I am not okay-)

No… you didn’t-

NOOOOOOOO!!!!!! (Crying cat in the BG is me-)

I HAD A WHOLE GAG IN MY FIC FOR THE NEXT CHAPTER ABOUT HOW THE TRAVELER NEVER REMEMBERED THAT POWER AND IT WAS GOING TO BE SUPER IMPORTANT WHY HOYO?!?! WHY NOW!?!? YOU COULDNT WAIT LIKE ONE MORE UPDATE 😭 (this is my fault for taking to long tbh-)

BAHAHAHA!!!! Venti mentioned(?)

We love the broken holy lyre <3

This made me laugh… this lady is slowly becoming one of my favorite archons (which this is very odd to think about but human archons? I feel like venti would’ve done something like this since he wanted humanity to be free of gods? Why didn’t he do it((well I have an idea as of why but more importantly why does venti seem to dislike the ‘pyro archon’ or at least describe them as a war mongering wrench? Could he perhaps be speaking of a specific archon or is there more to the human archon than just humans? Maybe we have another Furina situation? So many questions!!! So many theories how exciting!))

This brings up more similaritiesand quesitos I have about Natlan and Mond (you know I have to bring up Mond because I’m constantly thinking about how to fit everything into my messed up fics timeline. forgive me 🙏🙏🙏) but the Abyss/abyss order.

This is the first time they attacked another nation and was the main perpetrator since Mondstadt and Dvalin!

Liyue was the fatui, Inazuma was the fatui, sumeru was… the fatui. Fontaine was celestia and one of the sinners pet narwhal(plz let me know if I’m wrong on that-) now finally the abyss makes an appearance again but I don’t think it’s the abyss order, just the abyss (?) how Intresting. So many ties with Natlan and Mond already it has been at a puzzle.

That brings up a sort of theory that’s been in my head recently.

There are six tribes and one each represents an element in Natlan. But we’re missing pyro, which could be because it’s the nation of pyro but then we remember that Vanessa’s clan left Natlan. The ‘children of murata’ I’m starting to realize was not the pyro archons name but the tribes name, like the children of echoes.

So Vanessa’s tribe was the pyro tribe and maybe Vanessa being able to ascend to godhood like the OG pyro archon suggests that maybe only Natlan humans can ascend, and if so why?

Does it have something to do with natlans non existent leylines? That also suggests why we’re currently being introduced to another ‘spirit realm’

So far we have four (five?) different mentions of the afterlife and how it world of genshin.

Venti: being able to guide souls to the afterlife or ‘home’ hu Tao and the exorcists in liyue introducing wayward souls, sumeru and the rebirth of life(? Samsara??? Idkkk :|) (it’s complicated I might be wrong I’m not going further into it-) and also the possible shade of death (like istoroth shade of time) but now we have the night kindom and the ode of resurrection which sorta reminds me of the souls stuck on the island in Inazuma…. Also the night kingdom lowkey feels like hell- so…

AHHH SO COMPLICATED, I wonder how it all ties together… what is the actual afterlife? Maybe non of them are and they are all just different levels of ghostly shenanigans.

Anyways no more ramble apologies… (I’m not really good with lore despite my love for learning it , so please tell me if you have any canon info or if I made an error in assumptions 😓)

OKAY! OUCH- (someone write a fic where her family reincarnates right now, I beg of you-)

Im so proud of her I feel like a mom UHABNAA

…. I’m building her DPS

She’s going to be unstoppable >:)

I’ll put her on my Klee team too muahahhahaha!!!!

[rougepancake]

How you met

Ft. Diluc, Ayato, Tartaglia (Ajax), Zhongli, Albedo, and Alhaitham

Summary: How I imagine you would have met some of the Genshin men. Reader is gender neutral. Enjoy! Not proofread.

Diluc Ragnvindr

Venti wanted into the tavern, making himself known by shouting “The God of Freedom is here!!” Thankfully, the only people in the tavern were you, him, and Diluc, who rolled his eyes at the drunkard.

“I’m sorry for bothering you,” you laughed nervously. “He got kicked out of the Cat’s Tail again and demanded I bring him here.” Diluc shook his head in annoyance.

“It’s not your fault.” He sighed, glaring at the archon. “He’s clearly an idiot.”

“I-I am noT.” Venti slurred, leaning on your shoulder heavily for some form of balance. “I’m j-juSt a LightweiGhTtt.” Carefully, you helped him over to a table, where he immediately began to snore loudly.

“I’m Y/N by the way, I don’t think we’ve met,” you smiled, reaching out your hand for him to shake.

“Diluc Ragnvindr, the owner of this tavern.” He took your hand and shook it gently, doing his best to ignore Venti’s snoring. “So what brings you to Mondstadt?”

You chuckled to yourself, looking away shyly. “Is it that obvious that I’m not from here?” Shaking your head, you smiled, looking back at the man before you.

“I came here to study Mondstadt’s music. And Venti over there was the first bard to get to me,” you snickered. “I didn’t know he was such an alcoholic.” You were laughing so hard you had tears in your eyes, the idea of working under an alcoholic was just hilarious to you.

“Well I’m sorry he got to you first,” Diluc mused, smiling faintly as you continued to laugh.

“That’s not even the best part! He’s a very talented musician, but whenever we go out to study, we always get attacked! Isn’t that just wild?!” Your laughter had died down some as you caught your breath, your face hurting from smiling so hard. “And to think I’d never use this darned vision!”

“Tell me about it.” He smiled at you, resting his elbow on the counter as you continued to tell him of your travels, hands waving around wildly the more in depth you got. The two of you stayed like that for quite some time, talking about your visions and your studies, about your families along with your travels.

Diluc found you to be a very interesting person, loving how you spoke with such animation, talking with your hands to reenact your tales. Legend has it, he got a little sad when you dismissed yourself to go to the restroom that night, regardless of how many minutes it took.

Venti sat up when you left, grinning sadistically and wriggling his eyebrows.

“Shut up, drunkard.”

Kamisato Ayato

You were one of Ayaka’s friends, and quite the illustrious one at that. Truth be told, he liked that in a person. Kamisato Ayato found it incredibly attractive when a person was mysterious, and that you were.

His mind was racing, constantly thinking about you and the way you treated his sister. The way you respected her greatly. It only made him wonder how you would act in his presence, but he was determined to keep his distance since you were one of Ayaka’s friends, and it wasn’t fair to steal her friend away.

But he couldn’t stop thinking about you, so he decided to tell Ayaka that he wanted to meet you. Apparently you lived on Yashinori Island, which was quite the trek for someone like him, but he was determined.

“Well hello? Can I help you?” He turned around at the sound to see you sitting in a tree, waving at him with a smile.

“Oh, I would just like to talk to you about Ayaka…” he trailed off, doing his best to sound noble. (Nice save Ayato-)

“Oh Archons, Ayaka is such a wonderful young lady. I’m truly honored to have her as a friend.” You hopped down from your place in the tree, still holding your smile. Though, a mysterious aura surrounded you as you slowly walked towards him. “But I don’t think here is the right place for us to discuss your wonderful sister.”

Right as you finished your sentence, you caught an arrow that was pointed at your head. “Unless you have a death wish, of course.”

“R-right, lead the way…” Ayato followed you closely to where you were currently staying, which was far from what he was used to. It was a hidden cavern underneath the island, where your books littered the floor and your handwriting decorated the walls.

“Please ignore the mess, I’ve been studying recently…” you shrugged, sitting down at your table.

“What exactly are you studying?” Ayato asked curiously, observing the way you sat in your seat. A vision hung from your waist, perfectly hidden within the color scheme of your outfit so the commission would never find you.

“I’m sure you’ll find out soon enough,” you let out a sigh. “Plus if I told you, I’d have to kill you.” You laughed as Ayato chuckled nervously, slowly backing away. “I’m only kidding! Though-“ the sound of thunder could be heard from outside the cave. “You might wanna wait until the storm rolls over to return back home.”

Ayato took the seat in front of you awkwardly, doing his best to get a conversation going. He loved how you didn’t share anything about yourself, but you supposedly knew everything about him. And the longer the night went on, the more he eventually found out about you.

You must’ve known he liked mystery, because you sure were teasing him.

Tartaglia (Ajax/Childe)

“What the hell are you doing here?” You were a general in the milileth, bound and determined to catch the futui up to no good because of a tip you received from some dude named Aether.

Ajax turned around with a smile, waving for you to put your weapon down. “Now now, there’s no need to be dramatic, I’m simply recruiting more people to work for the Northland Bank. There’s nothing wrong with that now is there?”

You rolled your eyes, easing out of your defensive stance warily. “Sorry, I got a tip that the Fatui were hiding something… I guess they were just pranking me…”

“Oh that’s nothing to worry about, I know the people of Liyue don’t care much for the Fatui.” He smiled, making you feel relived. Though he did seem slightly suspicious, so you figured you’d keep tabs on him.

“I’m General Y/N by the way,” you reached out your hand.

“Childe, pleasure to meet you.” He took your hand and kissed it softly, showing his weird respect for you. In fact, you could have sworn you saw something flash in his eyes as he stared at you. “Now if you’ll excuse me…” he went to walk away, but you stopped him, sensing his overwhelming aura.

��Actually, can I tag along? I heard there’s been some unusual activity in this area, so I’d like to investigate.” You could have sworn you saw his eye twitch, but you ignored it and continued on.

“Of course you can! Anything to keep Liyue safe am I right?” He led you around, promising his so called clients that he’d see them later. Ajax watched you out of the corner of his eye, knowing that you were onto him.

“So what brings a Fatui Harbinger like you out here anyways?” You asked him.

“I beg your pardon?” You giggled, a bright light coming from where you were standing as you revealed your disguise with a sinister smile.

“Let me introduce myself properly,” you waved your hand, the wind moving with it. “I am Y/N, a simple entertainer from Fontaine on the quest for a worthy opponent. Would you like to challenge me?”

Ajax had pulled out his weapon before you had finished talking, his eyes lighting up at the chance to get stronger. He licked his lips in anticipation, dodging your first attack with ease.

“I’ll take that as a yes.”

Zhongli

Shortly after the archon war, Zhongli had stumbled across you leaving offerings at one of his many statues. You were a loyal subject of his it seems, but he couldn’t help but wonder why you had chosen to warship him over any other god. Still, he appreciated how you took time from your mortal life to pray to him.

He found himself walking in that direction, curious to know why you were so loyal. Why him and not any other god? He knelt down beside you and joined you in prayer, in fact he listened to your internal plea and it only broke his heart.

Slowly, he turned to look at you, who was staring at him with teary eyes. Without thinking, he pulled you into a tight and comforting hug, allowing you to cry your heart out.

Your brother had been killed by a witch, and the same witch that killed him had damned you to a life of eternal suffering. You had been praying for a way to die after being alive for so long, and it hurt him.

Once you had collected yourself, you pulled yourself away from his embrace and rose to your feet. “I-I’m sorry for troubling you, great Morax. You certainly must have other matters to attend to…” You stammered shyly before returning back to your cursed house.

Shortly after your encounter with the god, you found the witch’s body on your doorstep, limp and lifeless. Zhongli stood there, his hands covered in blood as he stared at you, saying nothing and continuing to observe you.

“W-why?” You had grabbed the wall to keep yourself from collapsing in front of him. Oh how your head was spinning.

“No one should ever play with someone’s life.” He said simply, slowly looking down at her body, snorting in contempt. “She got what she deserved, but I’m afraid your curse is irreversible…” He looked away in shame, all you could do was stand there and stare at him with mixed emotions.

You bent down to examine her face, one of divine power. “Who was she?”

“A bad person…”

“Thank you, Morax.”

Zhongli looked back up at you, jaw nearly falling open as he stared into your once again teary eyes. You met his gaze with a beautiful smile, causing his heart to flutter slightly.

“I know it’s not ideal for an immortal to cause so much trouble for a god, so I hope you can forgive me.” You laughed a little, rising to your feet and stepping over the body to meet him.

“I’m Y/N.”

“I know.” He gave you a faint smile before taking the body and disappearing into the night, leaving as swiftly as he had arrived.

“I’m sure we’ll meet again,” you whispered as you stared into the night sky aimlessly.

And sure enough, you did.

Albedo

Sucrose had found you in Dragonspine whilst out on a mission for Albedo. You were engaged in a battle against a handful of Fatui members, who were determined to give you hell.

She avoided getting involved in your battle by hiding behind a tree, peeking out so she could observe your abilities.

You raised your weapon, smiling at your enemies. “I don’t think you guys realize how much danger you’re in.” Your tone was cocky, causing one of the villains to scoff.

“I think you’ve got it all wr- Hey!” You had lunged at him before he could finish his sentence, hitting him so hard with your vision that he was seeing stars. Sucrose barely had any time to gawk in awe at your skills before you clapped the rest of the Fatui members into next week.

You were powerful, and she just had to take you back to Albedo for him to study.

“Hey girlie, you might wanna run!” You looked back at where Sucrose was watching you, giving her a wink as a much stronger opponent made themselves known.

To her surprise, you faked out the enemy and disappeared into the mountain, leaving her alone with them. She made a run for it, and just as she did, you scooped her up and ditched the battle entirely.

“Thank you so much!!” Sucrose smiled excitedly, practically bouncing up and down with how amazed she was by you. “Actually, come this way, there’s someone I want you to meet!”

“Oh? Oh what the hell why not,” you smiled, allowing the girl to lead you forward. “Take me to your leader girlie!”

You arrived at a cave that appeared to have been turned into a study of some sorts. Before you stood a blonde guy, who was lost in some form of research. He looked up at the two of you when Sucrose greeted him happily.

“Meet…” she trailed off, nervously laughing as you winked at her.

“I’m Y/N. The little lady over here wanted us to meet, it’s a pleasure sir.” You shook his hand with a smile, watching how he observed you. “You must be one of those alchemist fellows, eh? I hope you’d be willing to enlighten me.”

“And I hope you’d be willing to perform some experiments for me. The name’s Albedo.”

Turns out his ‘experiments’ were just you fighting off monsters while he studied artifacts.

Alhaitham

You were peacefully minding your business reading in the Lolapaka Jungle when you were oh so rudely interrupted by feeble scholar Alhaitham. He quite literally appeared out of nowhere, now standing before you as you continued to read.

“Excuse me, that book is overdue.” He said, seemingly out of breath, but you ignored him. “Hello?”

“ExCuSe Me, ThAt BoOk Is OvErDuE” you mocked him, laughing to yourself as you turned the page. “I renewed it this morning, loser. Why’d you even come out here to tell me that anyways? You’re no librarian.”

“Pardon?” He stared at you, puzzled. He had never met you before, so how did you know that he wasn’t a librarian.

“Oh whatever man, I’m almost done with it, and when I am you can have it for as long as you want.” You finally looked up at him, boldly lifting your brow as you stared into his eyes.

Alhaitham sat down in front of you quietly, picking at the grass around him as you continued to read on. He found it ironic how much your personality resembled his own when it came to books, in fact he admired it.

It took you by surprise, however, when you began to read aloud to him. It was an unexpected gesture that made him uncomfortable at first, but he found himself imagining the world you were describing to him with a smile.

Before he knew it, you had finished your book, handing it to him begrudgingly. “There you go, fellow nerd. Hopefully you enjoy it as much as I did.” You stood up as you spoke, dusting yourself of before starting to leave.

“Actually, if you’re heading to the library, I’d like to go with you. If you don’t mind, we could accompany one another, as the Akadeymia is quite far away.” Oh smooth move Alhaitham.

You jokingly rolled your eyes, placing a hand on your hip. “Then hurry it up loser.” You smiled. “I’m Y/N by the way.”

“Alhaitham. It’s a pleasure to meet a fellow book enthusiast.”

“Agreed, I was starting to grow tired of reading by myself all the way out here.” You winked, leading him through the jungle.

[silentprotagcompetition]

The Contestants!

Names below:

1: Link - The Legend of Zelda

2: Chell - Portal

3: Red - Pokemon

4: Sunny - OMORI

5: Gordon Freeman - Half Life

6: Stanley - The Stanley Parable

7: Steve - Minecraft

8: Madotsuki - Yume Nikki

9: The Knight - Hollow Knight

10: Kris - Deltarune

11: Frisk - Undertale

12: Ferb - Phineas and Ferb

13: Kirby.

14: The Chosen One - Animator vs Animation

15: Byleth - Fire Emblem

16: V1 - Ultrakill

17: Ness - Earthbound

18: Six - Little Nightmares

19: Joker - Persona 5

20: Hearthstone - Magnus Chase

21: Simon Belmont - Castlevania

22: Perry the Platypus - Phineas and Ferb

23: Cassandra Cain - DC Comics

24: General Amara - The Dragon Prince

25: Flower Kid - Smile For Me

26: Teardrop - Battle for Dream Island

27: Nicolas Brown - Gangsta.

28: Beatrix LeBeau - Slime Rancher

29: Quote - Cave Story

30: The Traveler - Genshin Impact

31: The Journalist - Bugsnax

32: Agent 8 - Splatoon

33: Classic Sonic the Hedgehog

34 Neo - RWBY

35: Totoro - My Neighbour Totoro

36: WALL-E - WALL-E

37: Inumaki Toge - Jujutsu Kaisen

38: Chewbacca - Star Wars

39: Mono - Little Nightmares

40: Eve - WALL-E

41: Cat - Stray

42: Shoko Nishimiya - A Silent Voice

43: The Janitor - Willy’s Wonderland

44: Doomguy - DOOM

45: Mono - Castle Swimmer

46: Charon - Hades

47: Boyfriend - Friday Night Funkin’

48: Moth - Sky: Children of the Light

[shinieblood]

Magic Show | REMAKE

TW: noncon/rape, smut.

Pairing: Lyney (top) X Aether (bottom) - Genshin Impact.

Word count: 4200+ words.

Summary: Lyney never misses a chance to put on a good magic show. Aether, a handsome traveler who shares his journeys on social media, is setting foot in Fontaine for the first time and finds himself in a tricky situation when a mysterious young woman approaches him and makes him meet the magician, whose actions and charming words promise to make the blond fall in love with him. Aether is convinced that he won't be taken in by Lyney and his magic, but how long can he hold out?

Aether took his first step into the city of Fontaine. Impressed by the architecture, clothing, music and even the smells, the boy held up his smartphone, recording his surroundings with an excited smile and a bright gaze. Teyvat's well-known "traveling influencer" had finally made it to one of his most anticipated destinations; after all, Fontaine was a beautiful place and very attractive to tourists. Aether would never miss the opportunity to travel and get to know the customs of such a nation, given that his fans had been pestering him for a long time to show them everything in his usual sweet and gentle way. The waterfalls and islands brought the purest sensation of comfort and beauty, and the young man was eager to know what Fontaine had in store for him.

Strolling carefree through the streets, taking advantage of the sunny weather and photographing everything different and interesting he could find, Aether soon came across a poster on a wall. Staring at the advertisement curiously, he read it, using the knowledge of the local language he had acquired months before his trip. Apparently, it was an advertisement for a magic show, starring a young man - a beautiful one at that - who seemed to be well known. As soon as he pointed the camera at the poster, ready to record it and see if he could attend the show, he was interrupted by a gentle tap on his shoulder. Turning to see what it was about, Aether spotted a young girl, perhaps just a little older than himself. She was wearing beautiful clothes accented with a leather material, and also seemed to have the cat-like features that Aether had seen before on his travels. Curiously, she was also holding a notebook and a pen. She then took a step forward, looking him up and down and asking:

"You wouldn't happen to be that guy who records videos of traveling.... Aether, aren't you?"

Aether blinked twice, a little surprised to have been recognized so soon despite the fact that it was becoming such a common occurrence. Apparently, he was already being recognized all over the world, and that made him very happy.

"Oh yes, it's me! Do you watch my videos?"

As soon as he finished asking, he received an immediate response from the young woman, who nodded no:

"No, but I know someone who's a big fan of yours. Would you mind signing your autograph here so I can give it to him?" she said, holding out her hands with the notebook and pen to Aether, who immediately took them.

"Of course! Just give me a second..."

Aether was quite used to occasions like this, despite his shyness and the fact that he was still a little impressed when they happened. But on closer inspection, the girl also appeared to have a star mark on her right cheek, very similar to the drop mark that the magician in the poster had on his left cheek. Thinking about it, they really did look very similar, and Aether thought about the possibility of them being related. But that didn't matter in the end. He still needed to keep up appearances and be nice to whoever was in front of him instead of pondering her life... Right?

Signing the paper and handing the booklet back to the girl, Aether said, with a sweet smile:

"Here you go-"

"Thank you. Bye, Aether."

And as quickly as she had arrived, the mysterious young woman left, seeming to hurry and soon blending into the crowd, so that the blond could no longer see her no matter how hard he looked, as if by magic. He scratched the back of his head, thinking how strange that encounter had been. Staring back at the poster in confusion, he read the letters highlighted in red and black:

"Lyney... What a beautiful name. I wonder if they're related..."

Aether knew he shouldn't be wondering so much about her personal life, but he couldn't help thinking how curious it would be if his suspicions were true. However, his incessant thoughts were soon interrupted by a strange sensation in the back pocket of his pants. It felt like there was something there, which was strange given that he didn't usually use those pockets because they were so small. Checking, he realized that a folded piece of paper was there. "But what?..." was his first reaction. Stowing his cell phone in the shoulder bag he carried with him, Aether quickly examined the paper before opening it and reading it carefully, as he didn't remember keeping anything there. He wasn't even in the habit of writing things down by hand, so he was definitely finding this very suspicious. The following words were written in cursive:

"Hello, Aether. I know you're very confused, but I'm asking for your attention for a few minutes. I'm a big fan of yours, and I'm willing to give you an exclusive, private magic show. If you're interested - and I believe you are - give me a call on the number below. I'll be waiting for you."

For some reason, Aether couldn't help blushing as he finished reading. How had it gotten into his pocket, and who was this person?

After thinking for a few seconds, the dots soon connected. That girl was indeed related to Lyney, the magician on the poster, and he was quite possibly the one who had written that letter. Holding the paper close to his chest, staring at the poster, Aether wondered if he should really follow the instructions he had been given. Soon, he concluded that, at worst, it was just a joke and that it might even earn him some content for his videos. Decided, he took his cell phone back, opened the calling app and typed in the number, then pressed the call button and placed the device next to his ear. It took almost no time for someone to answer and for him to hear an incredibly attractive voice on the other end of the line.

"Hello, Aether. Good morning, how are you? I knew you'd call me as soon as you read that note in your hands."

Aether swallowed, answering him in a slightly shaky voice:

"Are you Lyney?"

"Oh, you won't even say hello to me? You won't say good morning or ask if I'm okay back? What a shame... But well, I'm getting to know how things work with you." His tone sounded very dramatic, as if he was doing it on purpose.

"I don't even know who you are properly. Who was that woman just now? And what's all this about exclusive and private shows?"

A laugh in a slightly evil and mysterious tone could be heard.

"I understand your curiosity. But calm down, I promise I'll explain everything when you're here. I'm at the newsstand on your right."

Aether immediately looked at the store next to him. The whole experience seemed a bit scary now. What if he ended up being kidnapped?

Well, if he disappeared from sight for more than a few hours on social media, he was sure that his sister, Lumine, also known as his assistant, would come looking for him as soon as she realized he was missing. Feeling more confident, the boy with the long braided hairstyle walked towards the newsstand, which, looking from the outside, seemed empty. "Did he make a mistake?" Aether asked himself. However, as soon as he entered the place, he realized that someone was behind the stand - and that someone was none other than Lyney himself, the magician from the poster.

"Hello again, Aether!"

Aether, for some reason, felt threatened and, as soon as he turned to leave, he realized that his mouth was being covered by someone's hand, just as his waist was being pulled back, causing him to collide and have his entire body pressed against another person behind him. Feeling the adrenaline take over his body, he looked back slightly, realizing that it was Lyney standing there, restraining him with a smile.

Giving a carefree giggle in Aether's ear, Lyney said in a low voice:

"You're so cute, just as I imagined you would be in person. I'd explain what's going on and give you the answers you want right here, but I don't want to let you loose in a place like this. So, what do you say we go somewhere more... private?"

Then, letting go of Aether's waist, who tried to run towards the exit, Lyney snapped his fingers and, soon, the blond's vision blurred, making him feel light and, in a short time, he couldn't see anything but darkness. The effect wore off in a very short time, perhaps a fraction of a second, causing Aether to regain consciousness and, breathing quickly and heavily, to look around. He had never felt such a sensation before, making him wonder if it was all just a dream. Calming down a little, he found himself in a completely different environment: it appeared to be a theater, with a huge, beautiful stage, more beautiful than any he had ever seen.

"Welcome to the theater where I usually perform, my dear. Admire it all you want, because this will be one of the most memorable places for you from now on," said Lyney, suddenly appearing right behind Aether, who didn't notice the approach.

"What have you done to me and what do you want from me?" shouted the blond, turning to face Lyney, even though he had difficulty looking him in the eye.

Lyney sighed, with a smile.

"You're so innocent, Aether. I mean, do you really not know why I brought you here? You know I'm your biggest fan, don't you? I watch all your videos, and I can't help but be enchanted by your beauty, which is even more beautiful when seen in person... Ah, you have no idea how happy I am."

"So... You didn't bring me here for a magic show?" Aether asked, cringing.

The magician laughed, a laugh full of desire, as he approached Aether and held his chin subtly while lifting the other's gaze to himself.

"Oh, don't get it wrong..." Lyney moved even closer, close enough for his nose to touch Aether's. "This is going to be a magic show... I'm going to show you how mesmerizing my touches are. You'll be so addicted to me that you won't want me to stop, and there's nothing more magical than that feeling."

Then Lyney abruptly kissed Aether. It was an intense kiss, beginning simple and soon moistening into a tongue kiss. Aether, surprised, blushed violently and tried to break away from Lyney or push him away, who was now hugging his waist shamelessly. Aether failed miserably. However, as soon as he closed his eyes, he realized that Lyney had interrupted the kiss, staring at his idol with a confused expression.

"Aether, it can't be... Don't tell me that was your first kiss, was it?" he asked.

Aether blushed even more at the question.

"So what if it was?" He answered, stammering. "Does it even matter now?"

Lyney's eyes lit up. Little did Aether know that Lyney could have no greater achievement than being the one responsible for being the first to kiss the blond's beautiful mouth.

"God, you're so perfect... And I was the first to taste your perfection!" Lyney smiled, pressing Aether's body even tighter against his own. "Just... Don't tell me you've never had sex before either, or I'll go crazy."

Aether's eyes widened in terror. What the hell did Lyney mean by that? Losing his virginity to him, and worse, on a theater stage? Hadn't the kiss been enough? What was that crazy magician thinking? Aether immediately turned around as quickly as he could, breaking free of Lyney's arms with all his might and trying to run towards the stage to jump off and head for the exit... This attempt was blocked by the magician himself, who performed a trick on Aether that prevented him from moving and, with a thud, caused him to fall to the ground, face down. As if his strength had been taken from him, the blond couldn't look back, but soon felt a tug on his braid that lifted his face.

"Aether, Aether..." Lyney said in a reproachful tone, as he bent down. "Please cooperate with me. I really don't want to have to do this to you in this state, darling."

"Let me... Go..." Aether muttered, using all the effort he had left.

Shrugging, Lyney sighed. A long, indifferent sigh. Turning Aether's body upwards without too much difficulty, he soon positioned himself next to the other man's legs and lowered himself to his intimate area, taking one of his hands to Aether's penis, above his pants, massaging it gently.

"Tell me..." the magician asked, "if you've never had sex, that also means that no one has ever sucked you off down here, am I right?"

Aether stared at the ceiling, his face completely red as he tried tirelessly to move, to no avail. Lyney's touches were already consuming him, after all, the blond was a very sensitive boy. The kiss had already unsettled him, but being sucked off? That would be too much. However, there was nothing he could do about being restrained like that, and, seeing no way out, Aether conceded defeat:

"I... I give up..."

Raising his gaze to meet Aether's face again in astonishment, Lyney crawled over the other to come face-to-face with him:

"You give up? Really?" Lyney's eyes sparkled.

"Yes..." Aether replied. "I will do... As you wish..."

Lyney smiled. A genuine smile that you only see after a great achievement. Snapping his fingers again, Aether immediately felt refreshed, as if his body had been replenished with strength. Trying to lift his torso to see what was happening, he was soon stopped by Lyney, who pushed Aether's body against the floor with his arm, making him lie down again.

"I'm sorry, darling, but I still don't trust you completely. If you're going to do as I say, just lie there. Be a good boy and don't worry about me..."

Aether gulped and nodded quietly, lowering his head and sighing deeply, trying to calm down. Lyney soon bent down to kiss Aether's neck, leaving some bite marks and hickeys. The blond struggled not to moan, trying to convince himself that they were moans of pain. So Lyney lowered his kisses to the other's shoulders, pulling the ball of Aether's cropped T-shirt aside as he caressed his waist. Biting his lower lip, the traveler again tried not to panic as he realized that Lyney was going even lower, kissing his exposed belly and, in the meantime, pulling down his pants and underwear. Stopping to analyze, Lyney soon let out a breath through his nose, noticing the size of Aether's cock, nothing significant.

"What?" Aether asked, only raising his head to try and convey a modicum of authority.

"Nothing... But don't worry, it's very cute. And you've already gotten a bit turned on just by my kisses all over your body, so that's great."

Aether grunted, trying to pretend he hadn't heard what he had just been told. But his anger soon turned into an unrecognizable feeling when he realized that Lyney had licked his cock from base to tip, ready to take it all. Desperate and in a reflex, Aether raised his torso, stretched out his arms and signaling for the other to wait, shouted:

"Wait!"

"Hm?" Lyney paused his own action. "What happened, Aether? Didn't you say we'd do as I wanted?"

"That's not it." the blond blushed even more. "But... If we're going to do it anyway, please be nice to me."

Lyney laughed briefly.

"I'll think about whether I can fulfill your request, but I won't if you keep disobeying me like this, darling." Lyney reached out to touch Aether's shoulder, then laid him down brutally. "What did I say about lying there?"

Aether gulped again, closing his eyes and allowing himself to just feel. Soon, his penis was held at the base by Lyney, who suddenly jerked him off. The blond couldn't help but let out an abrupt moan in response, a beautiful sound to the magician's ears. Tensing his whole body and raising his hips slightly, Aether bit his lower lip and closed his eyes tightly as he realized that Lyney seemed even more excited as he lowered his head to start sucking him off. Kissing the tip, Lyney soon had Aether's cock completely in his mouth, while watching the other's exaggerated reactions. In back and forth movements, using his tongue a lot and moistening the blond's cock with his own saliva, the magician savored that moment as if it were the last of his life. Moaning more and more, Aether unconsciously raised and lowered his hips gently, following the movements of Lyney's mouth. Feeling the magician's tongue run along the length of his cock, the warmth of his mouth enveloping his member... God, it was like magic. It wasn't long before the blond had an orgasm and came, releasing his hot liquid into Lyney's mouth. Swallowing every last drop with his eyes closed, he released Aether's penis, wiping the corner of his mouth with the thumb of his right hand as he observed the mess Aether had already become. Noticing that his companion was panting, his body hot and somewhat sweaty, Lyney couldn't help but get even more excited. Pulling Aether by the arm and placing him on his knees, the magician stood up, waiting for the other to get back on his feet. As soon as he regained consciousness and realized the position he was in, Aether asked in surprise:

"W-What are you doing? Wasn't that enough?"

Smiling mischievously, Lyney held Aether's head and pressed it against the bulge in his shorts:

"What do you mean, Aether? I gave you a demonstration of how it should be done, and you won't even return the favor?" He replied, wiping the smile off his face to make a dramatic pout. "You're not the only one who should be getting pleasure here, you know. I think I deserve it for making you come... And you agreed to do it my way, remember?"

Aether's vision was even a little blurry, but there seemed to be nothing he could do about the situation. Gritting his teeth, he once again admitted defeat:

"All right..."

"Good boy! Now come on, Aether, take off my clothes. Remember what I did to you and replicate what I taught you, okay?”

Sighing deeply, Aether tried to keep his composure - even though he was visibly a mess - and slowly took off Lyney's clothes. When he had finished removing his underwear, he was startled by the size of the cock in front of him: it was nothing to be amazed at, but it was still considerably bigger than Aether's own, despite the fact that they were both of very similar physical stature. Swallowing his own saliva, the blond quickly tried to remember everything that had just happened, but his memory could only recall the sensations he had just experienced: the heat and the heavy breathing, for example. Soon, he was just kissing and licking the length of Lyney's member, gently. He didn't have the courage to suck on it the way the magician would have done, and was soon corrected:

"Aether... You really are very cute! But that's not enough, you know? Come on, open your mouth. I'll try to teach you how to do it again."

Blinking, confused, the blond opened his mouth in a circular shape, close to the tip of Lyney's penis. Then the standing man gently stroked Aether's hair... and grabbed him tightly, pulling the blond's head against his cock and forcing him to suck it halfway.

"That's it... And don't you dare bite, okay? I won't have any more mercy on you if you do that."

Lyney began to move his hips slightly while directing the movements of Aether's head with his hands, holding his hair. Letting out a few hoarse moans, he moved faster and faster while Aether tried in vain not to choke every time he swallowed.

"Use your tongue more, Aether... Fuck, your mouth is so hot and delicious."

Instantly after receiving the order, Aether stuck out his tongue and licked up what he could. As Lyney fucked the blond's mouth unashamedly, harder and harder, the kneeling boy was tearing up, his vision blurred, feeling Lyney's bulge fill his mouth, hardening more and more. Suddenly, however, Aether was released, pulling away, still kneeling, and coughing profusely with his eyes closed. The other, approaching quickly, a little out of breath, lowered himself to Aether's height, waiting patiently for him to pull himself together again. When he realized that the coughing had stopped and that Aether had dried his own tears, Lyney watched him ask:

"That... was enough, wasn't it?"

"I don't know if you've noticed, darling, but I haven't come yet."

Sighing deeply and sobbing, Aether asked:

"What more do you want?"

Smiling and licking his lips, Lyney grabbed the blonde's shoulders and laid him on the floor, turning him onto his back and making him thrust his hips. Wide-eyed, Aether shouted:

"What do you intend to do now? No, not that!"

Lyney opened the bands of Aether's ass so that he could properly see his asshole. Visibly tight, beautiful... Lyney had never been so eager to fuck anyone in his life.

"What? You just swallowed my cock several times, Aether. It was like a lubricant, so it won't hurt as much... I think!"

Startled, Aether looked forward and stretched out his arm in a reflex to try and escape. However, he was soon stopped by Lyney's grip on his waist, feeling the bulge of his penis against his anus.

"Don't be so selfish, baby... You moaned like a little bitch when I was sucking you off, you even came in my mouth, so let me have some fun now too, okay? Oh, and remember: at the snap of a finger, I can put you in that paralyzed state again. So please cooperate."

Placing the head of his own cock against Aether's ass, Lyney forced his way in, thrusting in with all his might right away, drawing an intense groan of pain from the blond. Moaning softly with his mouth closed and his teeth clenched, Lyney held Aether's arms against the floor, giving him a few seconds to get used to the member inside him. Then he began to move, thrusting back and forth slowly.

"Aether, you're squeezing me inside..."

"No... Take it out, please! It hurts, it hurts a lot!”

Without listening to Aether's pleas, Lyney continued his movements, gradually speeding up and slowing down, but in ways that were already driving Aether insane. The moans and cries of pain and the sensation of being torn apart inside made him think he might even die. However, after a few minutes, a sensation that Aether somewhat already knew dominated his body. The pain gradually gave way to pleasure. Feeling even more aroused than before, the blond would normally feel dirty in a situation like this, but this time, he couldn't help but unconsciously crave Lyney more and more. "Rising to heaven and suddenly descending into hell" seemed the perfect description for how he felt there. Before he knew it, Aether was completely surrendered, his mind blank, wanting only to receive more pleasure.

"Faster, please! Harder!"

Surprised by Aether's unexpected request, Lyney smiled, speeding up his movements and lowering his head to kiss the traveler's back. Moaning uncontrollably, Aether begged for more, more and more, feeling like he could come again at any moment.

"You don't know how long I've waited for this, Aether... You don't know how many times I've touched myself thinking about feeling you, and now, it's finally happening."

However, something happened, and that something made Aether's body instantly freeze.

"Lyney, brother! Where are you?" said a voice from outside the apparently closed theater doors. "Are you in there?"

"Oh, that must be my brother, Freminet... Did I lock the doors?" asked the magician, with a sadistic smile.

How could Aether have forgotten? After all, they were still on a theater stage. His eyes widening even more than before, he quickly covered his mouth when he realized that Lyney was still fucking him, moaning softly. It might have been easier for him, but for Aether, this was like an endurance test - the hardest test he'd ever had in his life. When he heard the door try unsuccessfully to open, he sighed deeply, trying to stay calm.

"Lyney? Are you really not there?" shouted the voice outside once again. Freminet sighed, "All right..." and soon, only his footsteps could be heard leaving.

Lyney went back to fucking Aether as hard as he could without much delay, watching him allow himself to continue moaning as loudly as he could. Feeling the same warmth as when he was being sucked take over his body again, Aether said:

"I... I'm going to come! Don't stop, I'm going to get there...!"

To Aether's surprise, Lyney replied:

"I'm almost there too..."

Thrusting as fast as he could, Lyney soon climaxed, cumming inside Aether, who in turn let out a long, sly moan as he came simultaneously with Lyney. The strong sensation of having an orgasm soon filled both of their bodies, making them finally satisfied.

Lyney was right: his hypnotizing touches would get Aether hooked, and there really was nothing more magical than that.

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