#cat bracelet

[edwinpayne-deadboy]

which are better cats or crows (theres a correct answer, Edwin (<3<3<3))

-from definitely not the Cat King :3

I have no preference for either, Cat King.

[edwinpayne-deadboy]

@biconcharlesrowland

...Charles?

this one's for you, edwin paine

[buggachat]

decided to subject you all to my mind. and my mind has a lot of feelings about adrien and plagg in real-cat!plagg au.

plagg adopted adrien, not the other way around

(sequel to this post)

[edwinpayne-deadboy]

hey what happens if i get kidnapped by an animal but they turned into a human and she's strikingly hot for no reason other than she can be

sounds a lot like the cat king but female if im being honest

I am... Passing this over to Crystal and Charles. This is too much for me.

[edwinpayne-deadboy]

Welcome to the Dead Boy Detective Agency.

I am Edwin Payne, and this is my partner @biconcharlesrowland.

Some other people that are associated with us:

@crystal-isalive

@nikoisalsoalive

@reallycoolcatking

@montyisntacrow

@jennys-meat-cleaver

What brings you here?

This blog is unfortunately run by two other versions of me. I will have blue text and run the cases and regular interactions.

I'm a dark, "villainized" version of the Edwin you know. I'll use red text and run the more aggressive asks and discuss, darker themes.

And I'm a demon. I find it fun to mess with Edwin and get him to engage in more explicit acts. I'm using bold text and I'll occasionally take up cases and questions about Hell.

OOC: Hello again, Mae here from @mystic-mae. With, well, a third rp blog. Don't worry, this is my last one. I hope.

× ALL EDWIN TAGS ×

#magnifying glass - Looks like Edwin and Charles are on a case! Did you hire them for it?

#charles no - Edwin's just looking out for him.

#cat bracelet - Whenever the Cat King is mentioned or Edwin's just having a gay panic.

#soppingwetcat - Poor guy needs a break. Probably give him one?

#edwin appreciation - Edwin reblogging posts about what people say about him or when they draw art of him. 'Cause this community loves him and he needs to know that.

#dead boy detectives rp - General tag to get seen.

× REGULAR!EDWIN TAGS ×

#edwardian detective - Casual conversation with Edwin.

#hell's babydoll spider - Super angsty moments with Edwin. Possibly includes Hell.

#what's [blank]? - He's trying to learn all about the Internet and slang. Charles was the reason why he has a Tumblr in the first place.

#ball of sass - Edwin being a sassy, cunty Edwardian ghost.

#oh you love this don't you? - Well, it looks like Edwin's a little jealous...

× VILLAIN!EDWIN TAGS ×

#one little spell - Casual conversation with villain!Edwin.

#runes and curses - villain!Edwin causing some mischief. Maybe something bad happens, no one knows.

#colder to touch - Oops, you angered villain!Edwin. Try and survive... (the angst tag.)

× DEMON!EDWIN TAGS ×

#paradise or limbo - Casual conversation with demon!Edwin.

#spider's den - demon!Edwin's angst tag. He remembers a lot of what happened to the original Edwin, seeing as Hell altered him so much that he became a demon himself.

#infernal deeds - It's just demon!Edwin being a flirty little shit. Only ones affected are Charles, Cat King, Monty, and Simon. And probably any gay man in the area...

× RULES & REGULATION ×

FUCK NEIL GAIMAN HE SUCKSSS

NSFW is allowed! Just no heavily sexualized actions or super gorey stuff that the Edwins (or I, the mod) tell you is uncomfortable.

Heavy gore is to be directed towards villain!Edwin and demon!Edwin. However, regular!Edwin can and does experience gore from time to time. I, the mod, will tell you when to stop with the gore.

Failiure to comply results in being blocked, sorry.

No racist, transphobic, homophobic, or ableist shit here. I'm not gonna deal with your asses, and neither will any of the Edwins.

I suppose you can be rude to Edwin, but why would you do that?

Have fun!

[edwinpayne-deadboy]

He failed, and that's the end of it.

The fact that “The King Of Cats tries to seduce a Edwardian ghost twink” is a legit plot point in this show just fucking sends me

[heartnosekid]

a bright & colorful stimboard with fluffy cats, rainbow colors, & some 2000s tech for anon!

🌈-🐱-🌈 / 🐱-🌈-🐱 / 🌈-🐱-🌈

[densewentz]

can you guys imagine how fucking funny it would have actually been if Edwin HAD just gotten frisky with the Cat King that first meeting like. Edwin pops up outta thin air several hours after being abducted by an unknown entity intent on punishing a serious transgression and Charles and Crystal are just like. What happened? What did he do? Do we have to run? What's going on????? And Edwin is just clearing his throat and hastily straightening his bowtie and if his voice cracks when he tells them "don't be ridiculous, I told you I had everything well in hand" then that's his business. Charles would chew through the walls at Edwin not telling them how he got out of being punished 💀

[spiralstain]

PLAY THE CHORD!

Gave out little prints of this drawing when I went to the Kalamazoo show which was so much fun!!!!

[edwinpayne-deadboy]

Charles? Why am I your "wife"?

charles when edwin is being mean for no fucking reason:

[iridescent-heartt]

all of my sonic bracelets so far!! theres a little matchies set for shadow ❤️ i wanna make one for infinite too...

[fawnnbinary]

He just can't compete

[jstnmybf]

[edwinpayne-deadboy]

@biconcharlesrowland

Please explain this to me. Why are half of these explicit and with the Cat King.

on my bullshit

[edwin--charles]

[solkandii]

Shaker kitty!!!!!